Faces of /b/ thread.
>Can't Sleep
>Took so much Adderall even 250mg of hydroxyzine can't fix it.
>Trimmed beard for the first time out of boredom.
>Worried I fucked up.
I think it looks weird in the chin area, like I went to low. I'm going to a networking event for my major tomorrow and I don't want to uninvite conversation as that what the assignment is about. I really like my baby beard but I'm willing to shave it off if it's terrible or will take a long time to fix.
Hello fuckers
>>707690685
Cut this shit man it's awful in your face
Bored of switching between instagram, snapchat, and 4chan. Life is a game. Life is a joke.
>>707691143
I've gotten a few compliments from a drunk girl, my brother, and some of my friends. Although my mom and great aunt don't care for it? Do you just mean in general or how I cut it? If you can't tell I cut it right under the two ends of my lips.
Pic is a painting fwb drew for me
>>707691598
wrong pic my bad for landscape
>>707691598
No man this shit looks retarded. Cut this off.
Another-anon.
>>707691690
forgot to add pic god I'm so groggy
lololol shave that shit
your eyebrows make up for any babyface
>>707691743
>>707691598
U're a self-loved piece of shit i guess.
>>707691598
Cut this shit nigga
>>707691356
Mayne lose some weight faggot
>>707691724
You sure? Most of the time I am very self-conscious about my looks and I hate almost all beards but I thought it look alright
>>707691936
Show ur pener plz
>>707690685
Grow a mustache. You look like an amish faggot
I was so confident too! Unlike how I felt about the shoes I bought earlier, apparently vans are taboo
Get mustache or cut this shit off babyface.
>>707692126
I think amish ppl r cool
>>707692083
why do that here for free when I could get paid for it on chaturbate?
>>707692169
Those side burns are shit.
goatee is fine
a third anon
>>707692222
CHECKd
>>707692303
cut off sideburns then?
>>707691936
kek'd vape lmaooo
fellow vaper here telling you to get rid of the weird persian dude chin strap.
R8 me?, and yeah I can't grow facial hair I'm 22
Do it
>>707692722
basic anon hello from other basic anon
>>707692668
Blonde Beards are naturally obtained, and, therefore, they are only suitable to a particular race. As a matter of fact, people with this kind of Beard are believed to hail from Europe,
german master race
>>707692960
do what
>>707693091
I'm referring to the style of beard you moron
>>707692960
You have the most featureless plain face I've ever seen
>>707690685
pupils
>>707693164
I'm sorry I didn't know ;( I'm anything but beard savvy
>>707690685
i agree with other anons. shave ur shitty attempt of a beard. it looks so fucking bad
Cucks
20 y/o
is this even worth keeping or am i praying to the kek bears rn?
>>707693094
idk rate i guess
>>707693206
thanks i guess
>>707690685
JEV???
>>707693374
mtf?
>>707693406
looks grody af
>>707693406
show face from front as well
>>707693500
very weak right?
>>707691598
I think your beard looks nice, my dude
>>707692722
The stubble look is just as good as beards. Sometimes better, I think
>>707692960
Your hair is nice. You remind me of some gal from high school tbh
>>707693444
No, just a goy
>>707693431
My head carries the almighty dirty blonde hair not the putrid black/brown
>>707693406
I think it looks bretty good, man
>>707693427
Not really a compliment but I feel like if you stole something, or had people trying to describe you to the police there wouldn't be much to say
>>707693560
Thanks pal! Almost just shaved it off but I realized I have 24 hours until the event
>>707693560
Yeah but it's not stubble it's like a week and a half of super thin growth
>>707693500
ya weak but i think it looks decent on you. i have a friend that looks similar and gets bitches. so up to u man
>>707693560
>>707693670
In retrospect, I probably should have posted these together because of the kinda thread this is. Oh well
>>707693560
Thanks. My hair is a work in progress right now.
>>707693672
Still beats being ugly
>>707693859
thanks /b/ro
>>707693930
Probably, I'll rate since you rated, you look like the type of kid that always got teased in school, and I would say from you're picture that you were a bitch about it, but looking at the stuff you said about anons I'm guessing you were the kid that tried to laugh it off, and maybe even tease others a little but still didn't fit in
>>707691356
Get off your media and go outside. The world is beautiful
>>707694209
fucking this
>>707694290
yeah, well...
you aren't
>>707691934
Mayne learn how to spell, faggot.
>>707694290
Not gonna go outside at one in the morning. It's fucking cold as shit
hi im gay
>>707693556
That sure is a sexy nose ring
>>707692668
>>707691936
Lose the vape. Women you want to impress aren't by vapes
Also, you could keep the beard, but stop lining it up like a nigger. Seriously; you're white and bitches love when it grows naturally. Let it grow full then trim to keep it neat. Always keep it neat
I know, I have a full, thick beard.
>>707694496
You're cancer, just like vegans, we can tell when we look at you
>>707694496
You didn't have to tell us. It was plain as day.
>>707694209
Definitely got teased from 5th grade up. If by "a bitch about it," you mean I put up little to no resistance, then yeah, that about sums it up. Fucked a few of them over without them knowing, but I never really retaliated against anyone beyond that. I didn't really laugh it off either, I just spent most of high school not really talking to more than maybe 8 people at a time.
>>707694290
What's your tattoo of?
>>707694424
Not right now, just in general
>>707694553
I vape solely for the reason of a previous tobacco addiction, i'll keep it.
>>707694499
Just got it pierced about two months ago, the ladies sure do love it.
>>707694638
Dude, what does "what's your tattoo of" mean? Im not american, i cant understand it. U mean "what does it mean" or what?
>>707694496
Hi gay. You've got awfully clear skin. You did a good job with your hair, too.
>>707694439
I dunno what to make of this pic famalam
>>707694731
What is your tattoo meant to depict.
What image is the ink embedded in your skin meant to represent
what pictur on ur arm is
>>707694765
Achuing
>>707694731
Not him, but what is it? Or post a picture
This is fucking awful, you're all cancer.
>>707694839
Most autistic answer
>>707694851
maybe you'll keep your mouth shut next time
>>707690685
ITT: insecure teenagers with no friends.
>>707690685
lol u look like an amish man that would be named English
I should be fucking sleeping
>>707694851
>>707694851
Ah, much more clear. Are you okay? Your eyes look almost bruised, but since it's on both sides I'm gonna guess you're just tired. You're pretty. Also, Patagonia is pretty alright winter gear
>>707694959
your post:
An actual insecure teen that really does have no friends
also probably obese
>>707694959
What is 4chan for anyways??
>>707695015
ayy the no sleep clubbbb!
I have another page to write for a paper fack
>>707690685
>takes medicine in non-prescribed action then trims beard
>is only worried about beard trimming
>>707695015
or jogging.
>>707695117
burn
>>707695095
why are you intentionally protruding your lips?
>>707695095
You look fairly fit. Do you do sports or anything?
>>707695054
My shit manager wants me to come in at 6 am
And its 1am now ugh
>>707695037
4chan is a social network intended to be used only by millionaire 8 inch dicked astronauts
everyone knows this
>>707691356
Shut up and show us your tits.
>>707690685
I feel you on the addy bro shits rough
>>707695117
Nah im good kid
>>707695206
LOL
are you a heavy sleeper?
it sucks having to decide between possibly oversleeping and not sleeping at all
>>707695339
fap fap fap
ay yo show tits
>>707694496
Hi gay! I'm dad!
>>707695350
It just takes a loooong time for me to fall asleep...like ill go lay in bed at like 10 pm and i dont sleep till like 3 or 4 am...me trying to function on like 3 hours of sleep is a fucking nightmare
>>707695189
Just cardio and body weight excercises a few days out of the week.
>>707695339
Dem hips doe.
Moar!
>>707691598
I'll be honest with you, it doesn't look terrible but I think you'd look much better without it. Or with a full ass beard with the mustache and shit.
>>707695476
Hi daddy.
>>707692960
you look attractive enough to bone but not enough to be up yourself, that nice attainable middle ground. Could be a trap
>>707695482
Me before, I think just overly anxious, weed helps, but since I moved in with my gf don't really have the problem anymore, especially after sex
>>707695602
You were a fucking mistake you good for nothing abomination. Luv u!
>>707695603
>Attractive enough to bone
Absolutely not
>>707695674
thx daddy, you're always so very supportive. :)
>>707695572
Im not about to get out of bed to take any pics...lol
I honestly dont wear pants much anymore...dresses are so much easier though less complimenting to my figure
>>707690685
Bruh. lol
r9 me, /b/
>>707695616
Usually getting drunk helps me pass out pretty quick..though the hangover is the shitty part.
When im at my bfs i too fall asleep way more quickly with him...i think its more like when im alone i get bored and need to entertain myself till my eyes get heavy...with him im so relaxed and content i just fall asleep fast
>>707695723
Will a please do?
Show us that beautiful mug of yours.
>>707690685
Lets fuck anon
Rate me pls
>>707691598
It actually loos good from the side.
The area right below the lip looks too tapered, it just needs to be grown out and you're gonna have an Honest Abe look. Good luck!
>>707695937
I did show my "mug"
>>707695015
Also i got work in 5 hours...im just hitting a nice relaxed state...i aint gonna get up
And ruin it
>>707692960
Trap??
>>707695978
13 year old Jontron/10
>>707695978
Shity haircut/10
>>707695723
do you still wear dresses in winter though?
>>707695894
BANE?
>>707695923
You do know you just need to drink allot of water to get rid of the headache part right?, it's literally dehydration caused, just drink a cup of water between drinks, pee more and wake-up without a hangover
>>707696056
>>707696139
Pls no hate, i want actual ratings
>>707695978
5/10
also fuck you
>>707695603
I'm a guy
>got new gf
>behind in work at college
>addicted to pills
>friend's death date is 11 days away
meh could be worse i guess
>>707696311
Those are their ratings my dude
>>707696340
Makes my comment about being indescribable so much more true, you have the greatest power anon, true invisibility, blend in anywhere
>>707696389
I think you'd look better if you had shorter hair, maybe go for a gelled look
>>707696270
Well i just started wearing them this year and its still warm here in cali...i imagine when winter comes along ill have to go shopping for warmer clothes
>>707695015
You're always on here and always looking good
>>707696295
My problem is that i hate water...i hate drinking any liquids really...typically alcohol is the only thing ill drink...yea i know ots not good but in stubborn and wone learn till im dead.
Already wound up in the hospital in 2012 for dehydration
>>707696606
Well thank you.
Though im not here weekends and durng the day time (my time) i work and have a social life lol
>>707696490
hows this
>>707696340
stop dressing like a girl.
but you are a very pretty guy
>>707696389
>>friend's death date is 11 days away
kek wtf
>>707696846
gay magician look achieved
>>707696846
do you have a widow's peak hairline or is that just the way it's styled?
>>707696508
what is it like to wear a dress in cold weather anon kun? :3
>>707696606
>>707695015
and im always jacking off to cleavage
>>707696659
>My problem is that i hate water...i hate drinking any liquids really...typically alcohol is the only thing ill drink
jesus fufck what is wrong with people
>>707696922
thank you
>>707696927
have a widows peak, the right side of my hair is hanging down so it looks weird lol
>>707696846
Don't listen to >>707696922, he's a failed abortion. That's exactly what I mean, you look good!
>>707696835
V cute. Do you not smile for photos either, or are you just not in the mood?
>>707690685
Wassup b
>>707696955
Well im not a fan of over the top weather...i hate it when its too hot and i hate it when its too cold...im from cali and 80° is a nice temp for me when it start getting under 70° is when i start getting cold and i shake more than an abused Chihuahua.
So i dont really know how it us to wear a dress in cold weather...one it gets cold im busting out the sweaters and sweat pants and thick socks and gloves
>>707697028
I have 99 problems and i have no motivation to solve none!
>>707697203
This nigger again
>>707697135
>Don't listen to >>707696922 (You), he's a failed abortion.
>implying i meant gay magicians are bad
hes hot no homo
Why do people insist on pink being a feminine colour? Does it make me look gay?
>>707697536
No, your nose ring does.
>>707697135
did for the first one, then got sick of smiling to myself like an idiot
>>707695015
obviously fake, nobody this hit would be on /b/
>>707697135
>>707697457
thank u for the kind words. gay magician out
>>707697536
You look French, so your question is redundant.
Oui Monsieur, you look gay.
>>707697203
Not bad
>>707697703
replies to own post/10
>>707697647
Do you just not think your smile looks nice? I mean, I get that if so because tbh I think the exact same thing. What's the smiling one look like?
>>707690685
Never Seen the appeal with chin strap beards
>>707694851
needs sleep/10
>>707692169
Tbh i thought it looked alright
>>707697783
Some people just can't pull off mustaches. Plus, chinstraps make you look like Buffaloman
>>707697834
thanks, still not sure what i should do
>>707696835
Cute af
>>707697649
If you wanna believe that then fine.
Apparently this must be your first day if you think that
Yes yes old timestamp and no makeup *gasp*
But as i mentioned earlier...im not about to ruin my relaxed state just to get up and take a new pic
>>707690685
luke is that you
it's your long lost cousin jimmy
>>707695015
>>707695015
yeah ibeen awake 2 fuckin days amen
>>707698042
And i just posted
>>707697926
Im still pretty good without the makeup...its just a hobby of mine
moment u realize the people talkin shit all the time look 16 max and hardest job was pushing that pencil
>>707697762
smile i guess, cant fake smile.
its shit in photos anywhere, family always grins n it looks bloody fine, then ofcorse ive no idea what to do with my face so i end up staring at the damn camera, majority of the time just end up looking puzzled
Should I cut my hair /b/?
>>707698595
whoops forgot the photo
>>707698618
nah keep the hair, hair on guys is nice
>>707698618
Nope you are qt
>>707698637
Nahhhh, it's a fine smile
What the fuck are all you fuckers doing awake go the fuck to sleep.
>>707698919
Amen, anon, amen.
>>707697506
>inb4 cereal killer bullshit
>>707699000
dubs, trips
get
;P
>>707697926
uhm its october you phony
>>707697926
thats a great nose
>>707698081
y tho
>>707698919
idont know g
>>707698164
>MUH REAL JOB LAYIN BRICKS
>MUH FUNCTIONAL KEREER
fuck you faggot
>>707698637
lol
>>707698919
im in bed now, roger
>>707699153
quitting smoking weed again , screw with my sleeping
>>707699077
*pounces on you*
:3 rawr >:3
>>707699116
DID I NOT JUST SAY ITS AN OLD FUCKING TIMESTAMP YOU MORON? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT FUCKING RETARDED THAT YOU CANT READ?
>>707699195
sorry didi offend you school boy
>>707699260
haha oh yeah haha i just saw it haha
>>707699255
What the fuck
>>707691598
Hi Mr Lincoln.
>>707699077
you look like someone that would have inverted nipples
>>707699077
You look like one of my anime girls :)
>>707699365
John Wilkes Booth, wyd on here?
>>707699409
Man I hope that's bait, otherwise you're a cringy motherfucker
>>707699413
came here to shoot you tbqhwy fam
Why so many gals here all of sudden? Thought /b/ hadn't women, except for the ocasional camwhore. Also, me.
>>707695339
fox
>>707691067
That a joint or toilet paper?
>>707690685
why are so many faggots walking around with this child's facial hair. grow a fucking mustache.
>>707696340
I'd still fuck
>>707700246
bud id bet five bucks that boy smoking some dope look at the smoke and the darkness paper fuckin kinda jelly but i wanna quit , its worth it, for now
by the way five canadian , so , dont get too excited if im wrong, also i dont pay up ahhahaha>>707700246
Fuck never come on /b late at night. I wanted to get some sleep tonight fuck.
>>707699225
Alright now go the fuck to sleep and forget about all your responsibilities for a few hours until you enevitably wake up and have to face them all again.
Rate me ;)
>>707695723
future wife is that you
>>707700797
knock off of The Situation from Jersey Shore
>>707700955
*dives as shots fly over head*
>>707694851
GO TO SLEEP ANON
>>707699077
High school freshman emo me would have boned
>>707698618
Bro, honestly I will think if you cut it a little and do a push back, you'll be one sharp mother fucker
>>707690685
just cut it short enough to leave stubble. if your beard isn't full you only need stubble.
Old oldfag reporting in! Hello ladies with daddy issues
What do you all think?
>>707701966
Ignore the retardation of my sideways pic
>>707701966
can't advance passed 2009/10
>>707701840
my nigga
>>707702036
What makes you say that?
>>707690685
Future protip, never shave just the moustache, it's gives a man a very Amish look.
>>707702044
Sup dude? :D
and nice
>>707702090
lip ring
bob marley
>>707695339
H-O-T-T-T!!!!
>>707700797
Igor/10
>>707702119
oh not alot , just bein a new fag , aint been up to much lately ,so i thought you know what, 4chan
Russian comrade itt
ive been told I look like a young Ben affleck.
>>707702235
Nice to meet ya /b/ro!
>>707702280
By who? Stevie Wonder? Or your mum?
>>707702197
Got the lip ring in 2010, so you got me there. The Bob Marley thing makes no sense though, can I only like his music up until a certian time?
>>707702280
habitat
chocolate
doesn't skate/10
>>707702280
I think they meant Ben Kingsley.
>>707701840
well fuck it , if we dont have to be 16 to post im posting myself too LMFAO, now you aint the only old guy, ill be 24 on the 14th
>>707702369
Just a little cringey. No one cares that you like his music, and wearing a shirt to further insinuate you do is redundant.
>>707702280
Like that shirt dude, where did you get it?
>>707691598
Get that shit beard to fuck you muppet. Grow a full one or get rid.
>>707702436
Have you never worn a band shirt or something?
Morning
>>707702435
Lol mate I am 45
>>707702611
hahaha im just playin bro
>>707702349
Once by a girl I met at a party (far right in the picture) and once by my close friend. ever seen the movie Good Will Hunting? I can kinda see why someone would notice some resemblance.
>>707702370
I do skateboard actually!
>>707702719
>>707702719
Can't see it myself
>>707702510
Band shirts are cool, wear what you like to wear, don't listen to that other anon
>>707690685
Spermatozoa hu Akbar
>>707702439
Some store called Bolli Imports. Everything there is really hippy they sell meditation mats and incense and tapestrys and whatnot.
>>707702849
Is my 30 year Elite t-shirt cool? I played it first time round
>>707690685
Someone contact security at the Imagineers lab. The animatronic for the Life of Lincoln exhibit got loose again.
>>707700004
mate, you look like arin hansons brother from another mother. and he's sexy as fuck, so thats a compliment. see for yourself
