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Ask a 1% rich kid anything
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I'm white trash. What is it like to be queer?
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What considered 1%?
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>>707666127
Can you give me sum dat money
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>>707666246
Its alright. Eating the same food at the country club gets boring after a while.
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>>707666370
Anything north of $500k I believe. Pops makes about $1.5m/year
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Play vidya?
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>>707666682
Not that much. I have a PS4 and XBONE but I don't play very often. Looking forward to BF1 though.
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Did you go to an Ivy league school and then drop out?
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>>707666127
>actual timestamp
>not b8

Kys faggot
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>>707666918
lol I went to a private university and quit after a year. Too much partying, grades got fucked.
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you look fat. how fat are u
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>>707666127
You say kid but your arm says old man.
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>>707666522
1.5

That's fuck ton on auditing. Gota make sure numbers match.
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Sling me some dough sonny
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What's your nicest car?
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>>707666127
looks like someone just cashed in their paycheck. that's maybe $1000
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If you're a 1%er why wear a Rolex? I mean, if you like Rolex, pop for the 18k wg GMT Master II with the ceramic bezel. Or better yet, go bad ass with a Ulysse Nardin El Toro GMT. Step up your game, yo.
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>>707667086
How much money does your family donate to the Hillary campaign?
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would you buy me a guitar? just becase?
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how old were you when you realized you were different and needed to treat people differently than you had as a child?
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>>707666127
do you have access to your money or do you receive an allowance? Do you invest or just party and hope to inherit enough when your dad dies?
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1% implies billionaires not some wigger with 5k in the bank
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>>707666127
Have you learned to fly planes yet and if not why?
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>>707667124
Not too fat, but I got a bit of a beer gut. 6 foot 185lbs
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What percent rich are you?
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whats it like to be sad when you have actual nothing to worry about in your life , better yet, whats it like to have a family HAAHAHA
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>>707667420
>rich
>beer belly
Come on dude. Just drink whiskey instead or something.
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>>707667286
I drive a 2014 bmw 335i, wanted the M3, but pops doesn't trust me
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>>707667289
My family are proud Trump supporters
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>>707666127
I got a submariner. Worth like 5k now, so yeah totally rich bud. What kinda plane you got?
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>>707666127
Can I have some money?
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>>707667403
I think you should look up what qualifies as 1% m8
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>>707666425
I've been to country clubs, bunch of old farts bring their gfs and their wives at the same time sometimes, rofl
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thats funny i always thought of it as 1%er as in brain use, the more you know , you just blew my fucking mind >>707667403
jk i got a question where do you live? whats your daily schedule look like , whats your face look like
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>>707667086
lol I know doctors that party so fucking hard, but they study even harder.

You're just a loser that'll amount to nothing
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>>707667288
Ha I just like Rolex, pops has a two tone Submariner. I'm not a fan of gold watches, too show offy for my taste
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>>707667866
>too show offy for my taste
>makes a fucking thread to show off
What?
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>>707666522
I guess I am 1% too then, neat. Want to spit on some peasants later?
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>>707667853
Well it wasn't that I couldn't pass the exams, I didn't even show up to the exams. Never went to class. You may be right about that second part
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Give some feedback on my bands first ever recording?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rMtbGqOEgg
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yeah , becoming clear to me i was right about 1% brain use , fuck this goof
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>>707666127
thats a fake rolex lel
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>>707666127
>"kid"
>arm looks like an entire loaf of baloney covered in hair.
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>>707668013
Anonymous though
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>>707666127
fuck you why you make me poor
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>>707666127
Being 1% rich isnt even rich. Wtf? Wouldn't you need to be like 100% rich to be rich?
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>>707668127
Have the paperwork, bought it at tivol, I'm not sure you're correct
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>>707666127
Are we have a whose stack of cash is bigger contest?
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So honestly.. do you get an allowance or ask your dad for money? Also what's his net worth
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>>707666127
Rolex is fake, thats two weeks pay from dominoes. Fuckoff Brian
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>>707667691
Have to have a pilot or licence to buy one QQ

Small jet is always fun
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>>707667866
Nobody wears watches anymore dude
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>>707666127
Can I hold a Benjamin? I'm strugglin
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nice chinese knockoff which chinatown flee market did you go to?
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>>707668304
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>>707668146
kek
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I agree, yellow gold can be a little much. White adds a bit of weight and hidden elegance, in my opinion. I'd slap an infant for the white gold pepsi GMT.
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>>707668307
Pops puts money into my account any time it gets low
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i would steal so much from you tbh i would rob you dry
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timestamp w/ car or poor faggot who just cashed paycheck
keke
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>>707668345
Names Barry

Dominoes is an undercover job. You can make hundred bucks in tips btw.
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>>707666127
u saved a pic saved as: "silverspoon" and play it off as yourself, ok.
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>>707668345
I'll mail it to you if you can point out a single flaw. Its real.
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That's like a grand in a cash...and a fake Rolex. How can I tell its fake? Because I'm a jeweler. Cool picture fat boy
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can you paypal me 15 dollars right now plaese
ill even hang out with you, bro, do you even have friends like holy shit.
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>>707666127
How does it feel to not have to struggle to buy the basics you need to pursue education or a job?
I'm studying computer engineering in the best university in Latin America but I don't even have money to buy a properly working laptop to do work. And because of the crisis nobody is employing so I can't get a job.
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>>707668524
Wouldn't you play the system? Like just keep withdrawing money from your account lol. Also screenshot account balance
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>>707668013
Cant rob him online :v
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>>707666127
Send money i have cancer
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>>707668670
better cross the border before trump builds the wall. Or you could just come here legally
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>>707668618
Yea do that
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>>707668284
:v
Underrated
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Poor people wear Rolex. Its the dream watch for poor ignorant idiots who don't know what a real watch movement looks like. Nice try fat boy
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>>707668670
I'll send you one. Switch majors.
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>>707666127
Can you adopt me and make me your sex slave so I don't have to kill myself being lonely?
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>>707668394
No poor cunt, get a rich dad.
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>>707667322
Same man. Chapman Ghostfret please
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>>707668571
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>>707668808
True 10$ Casio is more accurate too
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>>707666127
any trust fund investment advice?

got 50 grand so far that is just sitting in savings
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>>707668737
Fuck off, Tim. You didn't have cancer when you put your BS on furaffinity account, and you definitely don't have it now
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>>707668659
What's your PayPal address? I'll send you $15 if you can guess how much money I have in my account right now.
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>>707668393
That's not true man. I work in investment banking, and I wear a watch. I think it signals that you are somewhat classy.

I don't spend too much on watches though, I have two Daniel Wellingtons, one I got from my family and one from my girlfriend. =)
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>>707668771
I'm brazilian, not mexican.
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>>707668833
Can I have your dad then, nigga?
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>>707668888
quads speak the truth
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>>707668872
I had those. It's got a pendulum. Takes 3 days to stop working. Sucks the bracelet broke. Might still be on a shelf collecting dust.
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>>707666127
are you one of those gay rich twinks thats 'daddies boi'
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>>707668670
latin america
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>707666127
Can I have some money?
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>>707668928
i actually have cancer bud
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I used to run a watch department. What are you looking at that tells you it is fake?
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>>707668670
If you want my advice, try not living in a third world country
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>>707668996
Sadly, that was an accidental get
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>>707668929
Not me, but I'll guess $12,000 is low, when your dad deposits, and likes to keep you around $30,000. You have $22,000
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>>707668969
hahaha, good luck getting through mexico's south wall
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>>707669084
Then fucking die already. The fuck you need money for, you a dead nigga
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>>707669111
You cant

>I know watches
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>>707666127
Self made 1% reporting. Ask me if I'm impressed.
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whats ur dad do to clear 1.5?
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>>707666127
If you're such a baller why don't you have a Richard Mille watch?!
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>>707668811
Nah computer engineering is my passion. I've put all my games and my xbox 360 on sale to be able to assemble money to buy the laptop.
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>>707669111
I'm not sure what he's looking at. Probably talking out of his ass. From my experience, people see Rolex and assume its fake just based on principle.
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prove you're rich and send me 500$ else you're a 99% poor fag
paypal.me/bugsbunny94
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>>707666522
Loling at u thinking 1.5 is a lot of money. After taxes that like 900thou-1.2 depending on how good his accountant is.


Congrats on the tacky "college student" Rolex though. Come back when you can show us some industrial equipment.
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>>707669199
Looks like those fake bills religious people put in books and windshields.
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>>707669238
Slap an OS on your Xbox
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>>707669163
It would be easier to take advantage of my german grandfather to get an EU visa than parasiting poor tax payers in the US
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>>707669215
Well, I respect the intricacy of the watch, but I think they're ugly af. Plus, they're like $250k and I don't think pops is down with that. The Rolex was a gift from my dad when I graduated high school.
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bunch of 20's and 1% ?????
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>>707669485
what do you do?
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>>707669394
>Slap an OS on your Xbox
It's the 32GB one, my toaster would do a better PC
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>>707668929
Exactly 32,956 and 32 cents
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>>707669485
What's your area code? I'm looking for coke.
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>>707669271
I don't give money out to libfag beggars
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>>707669485
>>707669199
>>707668418
>>707666127

Fuck you poor ass niggas
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What's it feel like knowing I'm better than you at everything but youll get your ass kissed becuAse you have money and i will literally struggle to survive?
What's it like knowing you are the reason the world is shit and you are too lousy of a person to change the dominant paradigm and will just end up suckling on the tits of the security and pleasures competent men like me provide?
Have you ever felt guilt enough to be somebody or just comfortable knowing your entitlement is the bane of humanity ?
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>>707669547
Holy fucking shit dude how do you get my exact amount like that

15 bucks is on its way
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>>707666127
can i have 20k?
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>>707669539
Omfg
triple-core IBM designed Xenon as its CPU, with each core capable of simultaneously processing two threads, and can therefore operate on up to six threads at once
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>>707666127
Why would you keep that much petty cash on hand?

I'm also easily 1%(through my own skills, not daddy's) but I have 20$ max at any time on me
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>>707666127
look I have the same watch
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>>707669199
What did you do? What are you doing now?
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>>707669628
>tiny image size
>no timestamp
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>>707669745
Large bday present in cash bud
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>>707669647
you sound like a libtard poor person. It doesn't feel like anything because I don't think about it
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>>707669831
Because not all of us are faggots and cash is king.
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>>707666127
Hey op can you buy me a computer?
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>>707668670
Dude, get a grip. There are always going to be people with more shit than you. Get over it.
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What's it like to have everything you want in the material world but know that you'll almost never be able to have a normal, regular functioning social life?

If you're true about your status then you'll easily dismiss my comment and believe that either you have people that truly care for you apart from family or childhood friends or you believe in some type of rich people hierarchy where actual human connection is somehow irrelevant, which makes you a big ole fag who doesn't deserve his shit.

Second question: do you feel you deserve what you have? Why do you have a multiple tens of thousands of dollars watch as a rich kid who did nothing to deserve it? Why would you not be modest and wear a 2,000 watch that works and looks just as good to every body who doesn't have a magnifying glass to read the tiny "Rolex" lettering. Serious question there man.
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>>707669853
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a fake Rolex. Shitty logo, missing lume pearl, shit cyclops, wrong date font. And thats a Submariner, I have a GMT Master II
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>>707669974
Weebs need to die
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I love collecting change. One day ill be as cool as all you.
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>>707668284
Kek underrated
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>>707670077
Exactly, I got it for $100 from some Chinese site. Anyone can get a Rolex. It actually didn't look half bad when I first got it, especially for a hundred bucks.
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OP or random anon if you're rich can you Paypal 500 or so dollars? My car was stolen a few months ago and i only need just a little more to be able to afford a new one. Help a poorfag out fellas

[email protected]
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>>707670147
I'm not a weeb?
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why are rich people so disorganized? even in this thread you don't organize it from highest value to lowest. SAD!
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Could you order me a pizza I'm literally starving and using wifi from starbux atm plz
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>>707670038
My watch only cost like $8k before tax. It was a gift. I'd say a stainless steel watch is pretty modest. I guess I deserve what I have. I was born into it. I was the fastest sperm. Way she fuckin goes bud
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>>707670292
Because they're too busy making money to organize it
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>>707669853
your fake one is missing the jewel.
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>>707669485
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>>707666127
What is your bank account number and social security number?
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>>707669947
Wow guessed accurately that I'm poor after I basically said it three times and then incorrectly assumed I'm a libtard because unable to separate reality from spoonfed propaganda that you are important because you have money. Sounds right.
Thanks for the answer, and giving me good cause to continue to feed the rich kids at the country club I work at my piss and Spunk. Enjoy your life
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can we pop off the class war already im fuckin hungry
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>>707670032
I'm not complaining.
I've asked friends and family for financial help to fulfill my studies, nobody is willing to help. I had some fake hope someone would here.
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>>707666127
I hate people like you OP. You think your better than us? Never fuck with /b/.
Someone roll dubs and I shall post OPs coordinates where he lives right now.
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>>707666127
You're only 1% rich? Why brag?
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How far does your head fit up your own ass?
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>>707669955
Doesn't make any sense but whatever you say. Thanks for the insight
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>>707670459
Persian/10
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why you bitches asking lets kill this kid and ware his fuckin face
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>>707670343
So basically poor people are much more organized and look much more professional than rich snobs. But I guess the argument would be that poorer people need to put more effort in their appearance to be even noticed. But I just find the fact that you can't take the time out of your day to organize something so simple.
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>>707670459
no certificate of authenticity?
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>>707670527
Rolling for dubs
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>>707669534
Rip n run
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>>707670527
And what will happen exactly?

Be your own boss, make the cash, that easy.
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>>707666127
Isn't it funny how choosing between your favorite Chinese take out and a hundred dollar steak is as big of a difference for poor fags to upgrade their medium meals to large
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If their is anybody rich on here I need rent money I'm broke and trying to make a decent living paypal.me/juan82
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>>707670700
Dubs. Checked
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OP only has $1,000.

Is that all it takes now-a-days?
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>>707670621
kek. not Persian. I am a sikh
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>>707666127
i let my mom destroy my credit. why'd i do that, op?
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>>707670752
newfag 0s doesnt count
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>>707670328
Well fucken if you're actually a 1%er and your shits only 8k I guess that's not TOOOOO bad. Still though man. My fucken car engine just went and I had to borrow 1500 to buy a new one and put it in just to be able to keep going to work on the daily. You got a watch worth my car and didn't have to work an hour for it(I bet).
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>>707666127
send cash to me the ye old Aussie shit poster so i can trigger pozzed melbournians living in fitzroy thanks.
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>>707669929
>brings jacksons to a benjamin party
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>>707670746
fucking beaner
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>>707667691
A blue & gold submariner is the only watch that's ever made me go "Wow, I really fucking want that". Not makin' rolex money just yet though. When/where do you wear yours?
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>>707670800
hindi rape baby
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>>707666522
Screen shot bank account.
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>>707666127
How many 1080s are you willing to buy me?
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>>707670678
Do i have to put that in there to. guess not
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>>707669853

Look how small the date number is. This one is fake. Legit Rolex has 3X magnification cyclops.

Yeah, kid you're 1% with your fake ass watch.

Oh, and so is OP with a nigger-roll of a few grand in 20's and a watch you can buy on ebay any day of the week for a few thousand.

I know a number of really wealthy people and none of them carry around a big nigger-roll of cash.
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>>707670527
Rolling
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>>707666127
Give me money
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>>707670800
Well you sure as hell act like one.
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>>707670882
does that make sense ????. not to me
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>>707670836
Yeah, I mean I know what I have and I appreciate it. Honestly this thread is the most bragging I've done in my adult life. I don't think I've said this yet, but I do work 5 days a week, so I'm not just chilling by the pool all day.
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>>707670953
Exactly my point as well. I'm guessing maybe his dad really is wealthy and he puts all his allowance money on the table to get a shot of it.
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>>707670809
So zeros twos and fours don't count as dubs. And I'm a newfag. Topkek. Good job elite hacker.
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>>707666127

<1%

Has faux-lex and a couple hundred dollars.
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>>707666127
What does your pops do for a living? also yeah people don't know shit about watches, you can only tell if its fake, via serial codes these days, the fakes look too real.
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>>707669199
Not trying to call you out since I don't care how much money ya got, but that watch looks a shit ton like the $30 watch my dad got at WalMart. Might wanna pick up something a bit more elegant if you use them as fashion accessories.
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>>707671027
what can i say anon. North India was always invaded long before i was born.
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Plebs
Plebs everywhere
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>>707671126
Pic of your favorite car. I'm sure you have one. What is your employment? Job position is fine don't need company name or anything.

Here is the car in question for me. She's my baby but she needs a new engine. Picking it up next weekend.

>Fucking 2mb upload limit
KYS dude
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>>707666127
Dude c'mon. That's MAYBE 3gs there..you're not rich. I make more than that in one payday. And also, since about 10 years ago, REAL Rolex has an etched crown at 6'clock.

Cut the bullshit man.
>>707666127
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>>707666127
50s and 20s, fuck off you 99%er
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>>707670527
Roline
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>>707666127
so you're not rich, you're daddy's massive liability.
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>>707669921
I have a salaried job that keeps me outside the US most of the year that brings in a little under $200k, own a cleaning company that averages 10-14k a month in profits (everything goes back into the business) with a partner, and have been purchasing and operating a half dozen rental properties in the vicinity of Pennstate and Lockhaven universities (in PA) over the past three years. Played some good stocks abs sold my grandmothers house when she died too, but that's not really "income" per se.

Right now I'm watching TV, drinking fancy rum, and browsing 4chan.


I'm a veteran and two time college dropout btw. finished my BA online paying out of pocket. Follow your dreams and work hard boys; six years ago I was broke as fuck.
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fake as fuck rollie. real ballers only fuck with 50s and 100s
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>>707671271
My pops owns a large chain of hardware stores and my mom's is old money
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>>707670527
allright, time to teach this guy how to play , you guys think , i stab , we can work together
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this guy being me>>707671615
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>>707666127
Why aren't you using money to fund science? If I was in your position I'd be fucking immortal by now. Faggots don't get it. You can buy the future.
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>>707667570
3 series is pussy shit what the fuck are you doing man?
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>>707671432
Lmao thats caled the LEC and its etched at the 6 o'clock. If you think a cell phone camera is going to be able to pick it up, you're pretty dumb
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>>707671341
You need to give up your decadent lifestyle and finally join the Khalsa. Treat your mother with respect.
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>>707671543
>Pennstate and lockhaven
Any chance you are familiar with the Pennstate Behrend campus? That's where I live. Race me.
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>>707670589
Is you really don't understand why a human being might keep cash on hand you are not old enough to have a job.
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>>707666127
If you're 1%, why do you have only 20's and 50's like a 10%'er? Show me gold bars and stacks before you claim 1%
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>>707672074
oh fuck off i dropped out first day before we had a colombine up here and started working
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>>707671738
don't get me wrong brother i do respect religion and culture, but can't ignore history. i know khalsa stood for every living soul back in the day but today
>khalsa
>modern version
>i know everything follow me
>i own your temple
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>>707671725
Actually dipshit it's pretty fucking obvious. Any camera would.
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>>707671779
Everything I've got for Pennstate kids is at the state college campus and I'm down around Harrisburg right now. I have some acreage in lewistown for hunting but that's as close as I want to get to any universities, and I have no interest in being any closer to Ohio either.
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Nothing gets 13 and 14 year olds more juiced up and ready to fight than a thread made by a 17 year old with money
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>>707666127
>1% rich kid with wrinkled money.
Get out of here you fuck i can go cash my paycheck too
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>>707666127
My land is worth more then your families debt. Go flash paper and cheap jewelry somewhere else coke head
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>>707672310
Yeah dude Ohio rubs off their scrubs into our side of the state. I can't stand anybody here from Ohio. They're either super weird or literal trash of the earth
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OP is a faggot.
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>>707672639
The only thing they lead the nation in is astronaut production. Something about Ohio makes people from there want to leave the earth.
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>>707670527
Roll
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>>707670527
I'm curious. Show us your mad skills sempai
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>>707670527
What do I get for trips?
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>>707670527
Singles get
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>>707670502
Join the army. Square yourself away. It works.
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>>707667570
> 1.5m a year
> drives a 335I
Kek my pops only makes 250k a year and at 16 I had a 535xi, traded that shit tho after a few years, now with an audi and it's way better
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Do you have battletoads?
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>>707670527
Either post or stfu
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Can you paypal me 10k ?
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>>707673261
kek
>inb4 op is rick harrison
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>>707666127
Do you work out? With that much money you should have enough free time to get ripped.
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>>707673834
Not as busy as you are
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>>707670147
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>>707673344
Winrar
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>>707673344
Winrar
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>>707673834
Nope, don't work out because I'm lazy af. I do work 5 days a week at the corporate offices for my dad's business. Its pretty much a gimme job where I dick around in my office watching netflix most days.
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>>707673250
Yeah, I wanted the M4 but my pops doesn't trust me to have that kind of power. I had my dad's old 6 series in high school and tbh, I like that more than my 335i
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>>707674191
Jesus Christ killing your useless ass would be doing you a favor wouldn't it, fucking WORST kind of office jockey on the fucking planet right here
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>>707674309
why would he trust you, you cant even do a fuckin five day office job you goof
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>>707666127
lol one of the rats escaped
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>>707674467
lol you might be right about that. Its alright though, flirt with the receptionist and secretaries, drink coffee, occasionally do some actual work, but mostly just netflix and youtube.
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>>707674191
You should, it's easy to get ripped when you're ripped. Just work out after work and eat meat/steaks everyday and you'll get ripped in no time. Being poor and working out sucks because meat is expensive and meal prep is time consuming.
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>>707674467
right on target \b\ro
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>>707674672
when you're *rich.
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>>707666127
>Not having a stack of $100's
Kys you lower class pleb
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>>707674661
hard life bud, prayers coming for you...........
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>>707666127
What's the sex like?
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>>707667570
>335i
literally just tune that with a catless downpipe and you could destroy an M3
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>>707666522

What does your dad do?
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>>707669324
I'm from Rye, NY. My friends and I had similar watches in middle school.
OP's Rolex is worth like 2 grand tops (I think)
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>>707674810
What do you want it to be like?
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>>707666127
Why do you have the skin complexion of a 48 year old father of 4?
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>>707674810
When I was in school it was pretty good. Easy sorority girls yo. Now that I'm not in school and broken up with my ex gf, its ok. I don't like the club or bar scene too much anymore, so its basically just a girl I work with.
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>>707669111
>>707669264
He's not saying it's fake, just that its entry level
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>>707666127
>budget luxury watch.
> <2k in cash
> fat

> 1%

bait.jpg

sage
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>>707675024
Lol its a 2012 GMT Master II. Could easily sell it for 6.5k if I wanted. Know your shit m8
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>>707669324
>only 900k
>only
>900k
Such a poor fag lol
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>>707669853
yeah this is fake. "i have the same watch" what a loser
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>>707675180
I mean, I'm not too fat. Little beer gut from drinking days. 6' 185, could lose a little weight.
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>>707668567
Dominos driver here. He is right. Money is cash, and I bet he's in a pretty wealthy delivery area if he works close to home.
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>>707669485
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>>707675405
youre not in the 1% then because you bought a cheap watch. you would not be buying fucking rolexes if you actually made 450+k

sage
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>>707676118
I don't know what to say to this other than you're an autistic wage monkey that knows nothing about watches
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this is now a rollie thread

my ref 1680 red submariner
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>>707667287
I'm pretty sure OP just took a picture of whatever was in the registers at the end of the day where he works.
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>>707667194
or just italian
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>>707676706
thats a nice sub. vintage af. sexy single red
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>>707666522
wait so your not really rich just a silver spooner that still has his parents pay for everything?
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>>707669199
>3264x2448
Take a normal sized picture for fucks sake
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>>707677174
yes
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>>707674467
I have my own store on a college campus where I pretty much do the same thing. Well, it's not my own store, but more than half the time, I'm the only person there.
When I'm not wasting time on 4chan, I'm either up selling dumb college students with stuff they don't need, or checking out girls fresh out of highschool
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>>707676706
me and tyrone mug dumb fucks like you for a living just so you know
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>>707677446
<fresh out of high school

pedofile
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If you had to quit eating potatoes, corn, wheat, or rice, for the rest of your life, which one would you give up?

Bare in mind, coming up with some alternative means of consuming them, besides eating them off the knob or cooking them, is allowed.
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>>707676706
It's just a watch you fucking spazztic kill yourself.
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>>707678177
lol envious poorfag detected
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>>707678285
not him but i seriously think caring that much about watches is gay, i could see clothes but it's literally jewelry. I dont think anyone notices until the owner points it out anyway.
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>>707678285
virgin watch enthusiast detected
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>>707678577
>a long-standing symbol of masculinity and wealth
>gay
sure thing nerd, go obsess over your chinese cartoons because that's so much more respectable
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>>707678663
stay poor. some people just aren't smart enough to be wealthy :^)
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>>707677174
If I'm not mistaken, the right term according to FDIC is "free rider".
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>>707666127
1% in the world or 1% where ever you live? There is a huge difference. Heck, a lot of people on 4chan are in the top 1% of the world.
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Play me on iPhone 8ball pool for 10g
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>>707677346
You don't control me
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>>707678577
Ask anyone who collects watches, its not about other people noticing. You buy what you like for yourself. There's lots of history behind watches. Quit bitching about a hobby you can't afford and don't understand
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>>707678942
literally the only people who care about watches are niggers and old people in both cases you should just end it.
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>>707679103
you probably watch anime so any opinion you could possibly have about the quality of hobbies is invalid
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