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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707647585
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>>707658614
That sounds nice.
>like a literal sand which composed only if mayo or just a lot of mayo
>>707659193
Flail?
カラミチーマス
>Best fox claimu
Erica claimed
>>707659011
That is fine i can still look for stuff if your not on.
#8052 If im linking this right
>>707659193
Cause your easy to bully.
>>707658252
You can add me if you want pizza butt.
still here
>>707659260
The feeling has passed
Tfw no sales today...any one in orange county need house work/repairs?
>>707659567
I'm happy for your waifu, whoever she is. I do think I know who she is.
>>707659364
Yes, the weapon she has.
>>707659472
I just won't talk to you anymore then!
>>707659613
>Orange county
Kek
>>707659735
I'm sure you do. There are reasons
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>707659785
And i just bought all this gun oil. What to do with it now?
>>707659364
Idk. I just know that he will do a lot of crazy shit to get the bar reputation back.
>>707659472
Add? Where? Discord? If Discord then nah thx. I am going by another persona on Discord.
>>707659785
I have liver problems because I drank too much. I still remain a true Russian.
Claim dis green haired nigger.
>>707659472
Let's get roooight into tha news#9552
I think this should be me
>>707659892
Don't post lewds
>>707659811
Ouch. Is it still the same girl taking over your thoughts?
Goodnight.
>>707660032
It was. I think I might be over it though
>>707659996
I have another also.
>>707660031
Doesnt work
>>707659892
Hey Juvia
>>707659958
Lewd!
>>707659996
Ah, never mind then you are a Russian.
>I actually have a Russian friend who doesn't like drinking though
>>707660128
Goodnight, pussy ass nerd
>>707659785
Oh, I thought you meant to something else
>I associate flail with movement unless you say "medieval flail"
>>707659996
I'd definitely take a visit when I can.
>>707660128
Goodnight Shroom.
>>707660031
I don't plan on it at least not
>yet
>>707660286
Hello how are you?
Its funny seeing you new avatar fags post as older people's avatars. You are all so much different than the old group
>>707660404
haven't you only been here for like two months?
>>707660286
Puts oil cover brush into glock-chans ejection port.
>>707660128
Sleep well.
>>707660279
I will see if I can make a new one. I am just not into communication outside the threads. I am really shy irl.
>>707660286
Told ya.
>>707660305
^w^
>>707660578
I meant the avatar fag community as a whole. I have been on /b/ for 10 years
>>707660712
Its ok your not the only one that is.
Hey hey
>>707660305
That's weird
>>707660380
I'm good, how's it on your end?
>>707660618
PEDO
>>707660712
Tell me a Russian bedtime story plz
>>707660789
ah, thought you were referring to the waifu threads
>>707660128
Night.
>>707660136
Then it could be worse, you just need to clear your mind and remember why did you pick your waifu over everyone else.
When it happened to me I wasn't in doubt between Homu and someone else, I simply realized I wanted to take this more seriously and Homu wasn't the one for me at all.
>>707660925
Spooked!
>>707661026
kek
>>707660712
Do you have any other interesting stories?
>I'd like to be the bar's guardian possibly.
>>707660925
Hi Mavis
>>707661026
I blame my odd my of processing thoughts.
>>707661039
Nope! Just alice threads and animus threads for the most part.
Who are you???
>>707661080
I try to remember. Sometimes I feel I rushed into it though and made a mistake. It doesn't help that I'm having a bit of a crisis right now for no apparent reason.
I avoid posting, but I don't mind baking when no one else is doing it if I'm around
>>707661109
I'm calling the police on you, you pedophile
>>707661243
>my odd my of
That is odd, yeah.
>>707660925
Hello mavis
>>707661026
It's been ok, getting better
>>707661367
lol
>>707661258
shiro
i sleep now i think, goodnight
>>707661243
No sorry. My life is mostly boring shit. That fight is not the first one. But all the other ones are just the same so there is not much to tell you. Sorry again.
>>707661026
Ok here I go. I hope I can translate that shit properly.
Once upon a time there was a man and woman who had an only daughter. When his wife died, the man took another. But the wicked stepmother took a dislike to the girl, beat her hard and wondered how to be rid of her forever. One day the father went off somewhere and the stepmother said to the girl, "Go to your aunt, to my sister, and ask her for a needle and thread to sew you a blouse." The aunt was really Baba Yaga, the bony witch.
Work is so weird today.
It's ya boi, Adult Neptune poster here.
>>707660404
Can you tell me something interesting about Miku posters?
>>707661313
I shouldn't be leading you to the dark path of heresy, specially when I think your waifu is quite cute and interesting, but rushing is a very common mistake here since a lot of people start posting without being aware of what waifuism is.
I know I did, and after realizing it still took three months until I realized how I click with Miku.
>It doesn't help that I'm having a bit of a crisis right now for no apparent reason.
Maybe vidya or something more relaxing would be better for you right now, if you wanna talk I'll try my best to be here for you.
>>707661922
*neps the nep*
>>707661979
The one right before you was a person named Revy who tries to convince everyone they are a girl.
Everyone pretended to like them, but no one really did
The best smile
>>707661026
>>707661863
Now, the little girl was not stupid and she first went to her own aunt for advice. "Good morrow. Auntie," she said. "Mother has sent me to her sister for a needle and thread to sew me a blouse. What should I do?" The aunt told her what to do. "My dear niece," she said. "You will find a birch-tree there that will lash your face; you must tie it with a ribbon. You will find gates that will creak and bang; you must pour oil on the hinges. You will find dogs that will try to rip you apart; you must throw them fresh rolls. You will find a cat that will try to scratch your eyes out; you must give her some ham." The little girl went off, walked and walked and finally came to the witch's abode.
There stood a hut, and inside sat Baba Yaga, the bony witch, spinning. "Good day. Auntie," said the little girl. "Good day, dearie," the witch replied. "Mother sent me for a needle and thread to sew me a blouse," said the girl. "Very well," Baba Yaga said. "Sit down and weave." The girl sat at the loom. then Baba Yaga went out and told her serving-maid, "Go and heat up the bath-house and give my niece a good wash; I want to eat her for breakfast." The serving-maid did as she was bid; and the poor little girl sat there half dead with fright, begging, "Oh, please, dear serving-maid, don't bum the wood, pour water on instead, and carry the water in a sieve." And she gave the maid a kerchief.
>>707661922
Welcome back Neps.
>>707660279
I don't really know how to link it
What's yours?
>>707661883
How so?
Is everything right-side-up?
>>707661378
Better is always good, so that's good.
>>707661585
INFANT RAPE IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
>>707661863
Oh shit, did she ded?
>>707661922
PlayStation girl
>>707661883
What do you do for work?
Pic related?
>>707661922
I have unstable times of when I am on this thread so expect me whenever.
>>707661367
See? I can't even English sometimes
>my odd way of processing thoughts
>>707661863
I would still love to fight. And be a regular.
>>707662136
>>707662080
O. That guy. Pretty sure I've seen him on 8gag crying for attention and that he wanted to neck himself but couldn't even get that done well.
>>707662190
Yes. Thats the problem.
>>707662237
Somewhat. I cook at a uni.
>>707661979
I never had any doubts about what having a waifu would mean, I changed once before because the authors and animators ruined the character by changing the way she behaved. It was a change for the worse in my opinion. I've had the current for about a half year now, not really sure what it was about this other girl that made me doubt so much.
I've actually been playing vidya alot, but I find it hard to remain distracted from my own thoughts. I appreciate the support, but I prefer to not drag other people down into my problems.
>>707661026
>>707661863
>>707662153
Meanwhile Baba Yaga was waiting; she went to the window and asked, "Are you weaving, dear niece? Are you weaving, my dear?" "I'm weaving, Auntie," the girl replied, "I'm weaving, my dear." When Baba Yaga moved away from the window, the little girl gave some ham to the cat and asked her whether there was any escape. At once the cat replied, "Here is a comb and towel. Take them and run away. Baba Yaga will chase you; put your ear to the ground and, when you hear her coming, throw down the towel?and a wide, wide river will appear. And if she crosses the river and starts to catch you up, put your ear to the ground again and, when you hear her coming close, throw down your comb ? and a dense forest will appear. She won't be able to get through that."
The little girl took the towel and comb and ran. As she ran from the house, the dogs tried to tear her to pieces, but she tossed them the fresh rolls and they let her pass. The gates tried to bang shut, but she poured some oil on the hinges, and they let her through. The birch-tree tried to lash her face, but she tied it with a ribbon, and it let her pass. In the meantime, the cat sat down at the loom to weave?though, truth to tell, she tangled it all up instead. Now and then Baba Yaga would come to the window and call, "Are you weaving, dear niece? Are you weaving, my dear?" And the cat would answer in a low voice, "I'm weaving. Auntie. I'm weaving, my dear."
>>707662359
You will have to ask the boss then ^w^
Holy shit my fingers hurt from typing.
>>707662190
Just join this and ill add you that way. https://discord.gg/vcPaM
>>707662205
Remove glock-chans lower
>took an accidental nap
FUCK. Well. There goes trying to fix my sleep schedule.
>>707662443
Wow you really have met him lol. You are way better
>>707662450
Sooo what are you trying to say you did to the food?
>>707662205
Yeah, i guess. Have you been up to anything lately?
>>707662587
>Having a normal, stable sleep schedule
ree
>>707662599
I cooked it and hung it from the roof.
>>707662733
Mines pretty stable.
Claimed
>>707661026
>>707661863
>>707662153
>>707662507
The witch rushed into the hut and saw that the girl was gone. She gave the cat a good beating and scolded her for not scratching out the girl's eyes. But the cat answered her, "I've served you for years, yet you've never even given me a bone, but she gave me some ham." Baba Yaga then turned on the dogs, the gates, the birch-tree and the serving-maid, and set to thrashing and scolding them all. But the dogs said to her, "We've served you for years, yet you've never even thrown us a burnt crust, but she gave us fresh rolls." And the gates said, "We've served you for years, yet you've never even poured water on our hinges, but she oiled them for us." And the birch-tree said, "I've served you for years, yet you've never even tied me up with thread, but she tied me with a ribbon." And the serving-maid said, "I've served you for years, yet you've never even given me a rag, but she gave me a kerchief."
Here you go Galil. Translated straight from the book on my table.
Duuuuude, another nep poster?
I'm on Reimu's so might be slow.
>>707662450
Silly Australians
>>707662567
nope, try
Username#9552
>>707662733
Rate mine!
>Wake up 6 am
>Get ready for work
>Get to work at 7:30
>Work until 5:30
>Exercise until 6:30
>Dinner till 8
>Vidya till 10
>shitpost and browse web until 1:30 am
>Head to bed
>Fall asleep around 2am
Rinse and repeat
>>707662733
I'm gonna need one for school. My first class is at 10am.
>>707663001
Neppy?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>707663001
The neps are everywhere
>>707662507
Extend and stretch them, curl into fist. Repeat.
>>707662587
Don't worry. Asians have very fucked up sleep schedules
>here's mine
>wake up at range of 3-7 am
>do morning stuff
>day stuff
>70% chance to fall asleep at 4 pm
>wake at 6
>sleep at range of 10pm-1am
>rinse and repeat
>>707663050
Ok i sent it hope it worked
I'm pretty tired, i'm going to bed
>>707663343
It did
need someone to help me keep my sanity while my special someone from oversea is sleeping
>>707663107
Mom!
>>707663159
Neppiness showdown.
>>707663298
That is what I did. Helped a lot.
>>707662818
You've got uni students to feed. Of course you'll need a stable, working sleep schedule.
>>707663073
>Exercise until 6:30
Only ree worthy activity. I'm proud.
What happened to Cupcake, by the way?
I know he hasn't been feeling too well.
>>707663078
>My first class is at 10am.
You've still got plenty of time before that.
Consider yourself lucky. I wouldn't recommend funposting in the meantime, though.
Keep trying to sleep.
I hope Galil read that shit. I nearly broke my fingers typing that.
>>707663298
My schedule used to be something like that. More like
>wake up at 2pm
>do shit all day
>drink all night
>go to sleep/black out at 6am
Fun times. Only recently have I had a schedule that was
>sleep at night
>wake in the morning
>>707663456
G'night fam.
>>707663690
Nah I'm pretty fucked when it comes to sleep right now. I would have to like, fap, drinking some milk, take benadryl, fap again, and then do hypnosis shit to fall asleep any time soon.
Luckily I have until Tuesday.
>>707663485
Hello.
>>707662451
>It was a change for the worse in my opinion.
Bad news, if you think your waifu isn't literally the best for you then you should probably change.
>I appreciate the support, but I prefer to not drag other people down into my problems.
My life has been so stale that I could honestly use some problems or at least help others carry their negative emotions.
>>707662599
That's flattering but I don't think anyone can be strictly better than someone else. I may have shit talked him but I have to admit that I'm stalking him in hopes that he will post a rare Miku.
>>707663050
That we are.
>>707663690
Time for my second turkish delight muffin.
>>707663539
My dear little neppy!
>>707663930
M'smugger
>>707663690
>What happened to Cupcake
I am not sure. I can get on steam and see if I can find them.
I have been hiding for the past month of so because of this certification thingy I had to take. I passed though and get a nice 5k raise at work, so it was worth it
>>707663577
Good to hear.
>>707663890
Honestly, my sleep schedule is never exact, but follows that schedule a lot. Unless I wake up at 2 in the afternoon and go to sleep at 9 pm and somehow wake an hour later, which has happened.
>>707663856
Long hair
>>707663909
Yeah, that's why I did. That was my first waifu that changed, before the current one. It was painful to do, since I had nothing to do at the time but watch anime and play video games. I actually felt bad and people were confused about why I seemed down
The amount of negative emotions I have is probably more than one person could comfortably handle. I just bury them inside with alcohol and deprivation
>>707664149
>wake up at 2...sleep at 9 an somehow wake an hour later
That is called a nap.
>>707663980
>My dear little neppy!
You're better than this.
I have faith in you.
>>707663930
Ew.
Eat something Australian.
>>707663890
You're totally not getting sleep with that attitude.
Hang around here if you'd like, though.
I'll stay for a while.
>>707664005
Nope, he's not there, sadly.
8friends should support each other!
>>707664545
Thanks, I know you usually don't go to sleep until way late. I probably won't be able to sleep for a few more hours.
>>707664545
I don't have any friends on the internet !
>>707663980
Smugathor
>>707664545
A pie? We may have one still out the front.
https://youtu.be/_4EZcX6EzHE
Tomoko claimed
>>707664311
I am using this later tonite.
>>707664921
She was claimed long before you switched to her.
>>707664545
Aww
>>707664837
Upside down smug thug
>>707664977
Thats naughty
>>707659785
Why is that kek?
Whats up the rest of you? Hows you night/day going
>>707663980
Connection issues are the worst :^(
>>707664259
How you doing my dude, want someone to talk during the night?
>>707664348
I wish I could hug you right now. You really need to relax, it's not the end of the world. Making mistakes proves you're human and they allow you to evolve.
Take your time considering who your actual waifu should be and it won't happen again.
>>707664391
I forgot to mention I don't sleep for a day and a half.
>>707665171
>implying I switched to tomoko
I would understand a person switching to Tomoko, she's absolute perfection. But I wouldn't switch waifus
>>707665210
I am naughty.
>>707665493
Plus chan ^_^
>>707665607
Well she has been claimed and is claimed instantly at the beginning of literally every thread.
>>707665531
A hug would be nice.
I will try to relax, maybe I'll go take some sleep aids, and try to get what sleep I can. I need to be awake in just under 6 hours
>>707665718
Not always.
Bob Ross Claimed
>>707665493
I feel like I just make a mess out of myself when I talk in this state. I just wanna have someone but I'm dumb, I don't know how that would work here
>>707665192
I would have accepted smugmarine
>>707665849
HAVE YOU EVER
>>707665849
Implying you arent always
>still here
>>707665747
Good night, I'm hoping to see you tomorrow, posting pics or not I don't really care.
Sweet dreams!
claim
>>707665706
Perv. Add me on discord Erica #8052
>>707665962
I feel that your name is Joey.
>>707666113
NICE
>>707666020
Sometimes S-mug is asleep. Also there are three Tomokos
>>707666212
you have good taste as well friendo
>>707666117
I am honestly spooked. Don't mind the gay shit then.
>>707665718
Space burka.
>>707665985
Well, hey, tell you what, got any app on your phone we can talk through? I'll keep you company!
>>707666369
>Mavis
>Good
Hello Mavis Persona #2
>>707666528
wha.. what?
Satanic get
Helloo
>>707666060
Might be a few days yet before I post in a committed way again. Maybe a few appearances.
I'll try to sleep well, remembered I can't take the sleep aid and only get a little sleep or it leaves me pretty useless the entire day
Check um
>>707665567
I can't do that. I like my sleep.
>>707665607
Mhm. Sure.
>>707665493
Rip
>>707665993
How about chef smugardee?
>>707666596
Hey new girl, you never said that you were part vampire?
>>707659177
This is fucking trash and you shouls feel bad for being trash
>>707666734
What ever (You) want to think, hun.
>>707666658
Emi!
>shinoa
>>707666658
>>707666734
>you want to sleep? Too bad. You want to do some stuff first
>done with? Fuck you, you're more awake than a marathon runner on adrenaline
helooooo
>>707667034
>>707666881
not a vampire.
>>707666976
Shinoa! What's up?
>>707667034
>
>
>>707667104
>
>>707667235
Hiii Emi!
Traipfus for laifu <3
>>707667065
I kinda get like that too, but when I want to sleep I dedicate time and energy to sleep. Kind of an oxymoron but it works usually.
>>707666860
That too is acceptable.
>>707667319
>
>>707667153
sure...
>>707667354
If I need to (which is almost always) I turn on some ASMR and turn on a game. I always fall asleep.
>>707667429
you really wanna go this route. eh?
>>707667523
ASMR just makes me fap.
>>707667579
Not lewd ASMR. Like that tingle shit and soft noises to help you sleep.
>lewdest I gone was catgirls licking my ear.
>>707667545
BRING IT BITCH
>>707667235
Weeb shows. You?
>>707667427
Yay
>>707667523
Ew look at this not so flat chested maid
>>707666508
I don't know those things and my phone is shit. I took some things to calm me and it's probably knock me off to sleep. Thank you very much for your time~
>>707667657
>girls whispering
>>707667680
OH IT'S ON!
>>707667750
no need to be hasty, why not enjoy the smooth taste of purple flurp?
>>707667319
whats going up?
>>707667711
wow and friends. what show are you watching?
>>707667427
>Fucking Australians.
>>707667923
Not much, fighting off the tired because I woke up at 5 AM and I have work tonight. You?
>>707667858
YEA RIGHT!
>>707667742
I meant like the shit PPOMO does
>sometimes Dr.Tingles but that's only a last measure
>ASMRSoundSpace is also good
>>707667725
Aaaaw, I wanted to have someone to stay up late with, anyway, I hope you're ok though.
>>707668134
Ah. I don't have go to sources, I just slap ASMR and what kind into youtube. Some is good, some is bad.
>>707668016
You entered my domain.
I'm so sick of all these stupid fucking MEMES
I open twitter, I'm triggered.
I open reddit, I'm triggered.
I open 4chan, I'm TRIGGERED.
don't you guys ever get sick of posting these same pictures or repetitive catch phrases EVERY DAY and calling them memes?
>>707668016
trying to fight the tired. i have to go to bed soon but i want to play wow
>>707668508
FUCKING SPIDERS REEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>707669099
No Emi No! Don't give in to the snow demon!
so much bad taste ITT holy shit
What are you faggots going on about?
>>707669360
>Tomoko
>shit
You, sir, have irredeemably bad taste and should keep your opinions to yourself lest you suffer extreme prejudice.
>>707669818
>>707667923
Euphonium. Yuuki recommend
>>707668048
Love ya
>shinoa
>>707670099
>BLUE EYES
>>707670190
Dan right I did
>Yuuki
>>707670269
Im in love with the animation style. Is it Kyoko animations?
Anyone baking?
