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Girl from class just sent me this wtf does she want from me she has a bf
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>>707625724

easy, she's a whore and wants your dick.
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>>707625855
We've hung out outside class once and she specifically said she'd NEVER cheat..
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>>707625724
>girl
[citation needed]
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>>707625724
tell her you only fuck on the first date
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>>707625724
Ask her to hang out she probably wants to fuck
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Tell Chazmin to wash her nasty ass feet.
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more photos of her?
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Just compliment her legs and see what her response is nerd
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Friendzone you. She wants you to help her with homework and drive her home.
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>>707625985
>mentions cheating
she obv. cheats
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>>707625985
Man you didn t get the hint ?
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>>707625985
you still belive women?
fuck mate how do you ever get laid.
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>>707626175
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>>707625724
Just ask her. See where it goes from there.
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>>707625724
maybe she wants you to be her gay best friend, and wants to know what do you think about her boot...
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>>707626422
guaranteed wants your dick go for it
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>>707626464
Ask her what? I'm on my phone rn so I can't keep track of all you niggers
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>>707625724
make a move anon.
Don't fuck up
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>>707625724
>Shes got a bf
whose problem is this?
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Nice legs. Whats up with the zipper socks?
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>>707626422
fuck her, right in the pussy
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>>707626422
attention whore confirmed

she doesn't want a damn thing from you OP, she wants to show what you can't have and play you like a fool.

Just telling you how it is and not playing in to fantasies like the rest of these underage /b/tards
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>>707625724
id def try to fuck her you dumb shit
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She sent me one of her feet last night out of no where for no reason I don't even talk to this skank
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>>707626605
literally "why did you send me this"

being direct is the best way to get laid. and if it doesnt work, well you werent gonna get laid anyways, and saved a bunch of time figuring it out
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>>707625724
She may have sent it by mistake you know.
Or she wants the D, and doesn't admit to herself that she wants to cheat. Why would she even mention cheating if she didn't have thoughts about it though?
I'd recommend not going with it though. Angry boyfriend won't be pleasant to handle no matter his size or intellect. And ALWAYS remember
>a cheating whore will always be a cheating whore
If she's doing it to someone else, she only needs a reason to do it to you too. They're a lost cause, like a molesting pedo without legal consequences.
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>>707626936
>>707626822
>anime picture

Oh I see, OP. You're just playing a fantasy out with other delusional anons.

Carry on.
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>>707627070
>>707626822
>>707627070
>>707627070
>>707627070
These a million times, sorry OP keep jacking off to weeaboo porn
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>>707626822
This may very well be true, but that's clearly attentionwhoring while she's got a boyfriend. Not cool. You could always tell the boyfriend, OP. That way she needs to explain why she's trying to play you.
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>>707627073
Lol'd she said he was jealouse of me, don't know how I even got brought up but OK. Her instagram is litered with pictures of them I just pity the bro tbh. Y are women such whores Jesus
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dont trust women just trust your self . do what you want to do . not what they want you to do
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>>707625724
she wants you to worship her feet
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>>707626822
This is probably right. I would definitely ask this
>>707627070
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>>707627394
In that case it seems abundantly clear that she's testing the waters. This in no way means she actually wants you, but she's definitely got something coming for her boyfriend. It might not end with her actually cheating, but she definitely is putting herself in that position. See it as a provocation against the boyfriend.
Don't take it though, she's just unhappy with her boyfriend and is willing to step on his toes because of it.
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>>707627155
>>707627230
I'm I good looking guy so I can get away with it, never has it came up, plus she's majoring in art something related.

Guess we'll see where it goes
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>>707627789
Don't take it personally though OP, she probably wouldn't get anywhere near this if you weren't at least semi-attractive.
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>>707627905
>fuckup.png
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>>707627905

>msitake
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>>707627905
You're*
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Easy enough....
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Oh Shit! Say yes anon! Don't fuck this up!
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>>707628559
lol annnnd there it is. enjoy cheating whore vagina
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>>707626936
so wheres the pic...
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>>707628559
Ask her for something to tease you until then
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get her to show you her pickled pastrami between that dress ;) ;) ;)
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>>707628559
Ask her for more pics before you make your decision
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>>707628559
Ask for nudes.
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>>707625724
OP text her bf with pictures of all the texts she's sending you, the lolz from outing that cheating whore is greater than getting an STD from fucking her whore ass.
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>>707628931
Might do one better and just film it, or is that to weird? Leave my webcam recording or something
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Answer with "No, I have a raid tonight"
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>>707629114
This, fam. Cheating whores deserve to be outed.
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>>707629131
OP are you posting from a 4chan app? which app?
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>>707629131

where is the feet pic?
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>>707625985
>said she'd NEVER cheat..
they all say that, but they always do. when they tell you that, they're issuing a challenge.
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>>707628559
>Easy enough....

Proceed with caution
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>>707628559
"Sounds good. Got any pics to hold me over til then?"

Or something like that.
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>>707628559
>Fill her mouth with cum
>kick her to the kirb
>send her boyfriend screenshots and photos
>get yourself checked for STD's
>go back to whatever you were doing
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>>707629000
nice trips

>>707629066
you're retarded, they're gonna fuck later why would you ask for nudes
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>>707629023
>>707629066
She's at work but sure Idfc

>>707629114
Don't have his #
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>>707629513
Smooth, titty pic incoming
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>>707629506
You're retarded, why would you not wanna check the goods before checking out?
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>>707627905
>>707628559
>>707629513

top left, his provider
>TFW
>mfw
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Inb4 I have a boyfriend
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>>707629513
today OP was not a beta faggot
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>>707629307
Safarie?
>>707629461
Prob this
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She's setting you up to get your ass kicked by her boyfriend.
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>>707629114
are you gay? because that is literally the gayest shit i've read today.

who the fuck passes on pussy to warn some due his girl is a slut. if he'd been doing a better job dicking her, she wouldn't cheat. you don't owe that nigger anything.
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>>707629748
I died, can't believe I didn't notice that
>>707629755
Right?
>>707629821
My Nigga
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>>707629307
Newfag kill yourself
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>>707629987
Well wish him luck
>>707630006
More because I respect men over women not anything because I "owe" him you feel me?
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>>707629513
anything yet?
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>>707629513
>send me a pic
>inb4banana
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>>707630341
no, not at all. i think you're just a faggot. fucking someone else's bitch is one of the finest things you can do.
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bump
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Op either got lucky and is jacking it or she told her bf and he's planning his move to Mexico
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>>707630557

Virgin detected.
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>send pic'
>OP automagically disapears
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>>707630782
>Virgin
nope, but i don't need to prove anything to you.

just try it yourself. cheating and fucking cheating women is fun.
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bump
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>>707629513
>>707629513
>>707629513
she got cold feet
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>>707626215
This. Play the game. Post results
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>>707625985
That means she wants you to make the first move so she can rationalize that she didn't actually cheat. Women are retarded.
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>>707631060
prediction or OP?
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>>707628874
From a guy whose never seen a vagina
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Look at time of the chat you faggots
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>>707626422
Come on OP she's a whore and a half, insert penis in there
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>>707630557
if not me then someone else, who prob wont say anything.

>>707630488
nah but seems due to popular demand
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>>707631153
lol k pal
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>>707631153
gottem
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>>707631204
pic from last night? damn, she got some fine ass walking sticks
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>>707631172
>time zone
you spastic
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>>707631204

is this the feet pic she sent you last night? Let's see the convo that went with it.
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>>707631204
nic
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>>707625724
dude you're such a fucking virgin, sometimes these sorts of pics mean nothing, other times they do. be sure to tell me when she starts sending pictures of herself in a thong
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>>707630962

>nope

How about yes? You're clearly a basement dweller who've only fucked a used offbrand fleshlight which you bought off of craigslist from some meth junkie who resembled your father who left you and your mom at birth.
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>>707631356
yeah

>>707631384
yep, not a convo to go without i didnt even respond. wtf do you even say to that?

still no response guys. I'll update later tonight unless she provides something worthy of note
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lets keep this bumped to see the response
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>>707631535
> gets pics of women in thongs on snapchat
> initiate badass.exe

cunt
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>>707631609
>this
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>>707630006
No I'm not gay, im just not ugly as fuck and can get pussy if i want to and dont need some cheating whore to get some. You've put pussy on such a high pedistle that you overlook morals and some genuine keks of ruining a whores life over getting your dick wet on whats probablly some mediocre pussy.

A true man who knows he can pull pussy when he wants it passes on pussy to warn some guy he is with a hoe.
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>>707631709
>implying that i'm implying
no, anon.
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>>707631535
>not being able to decipher women logic & emotions

were all virgins then
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>>707629513
waiting on op to deliver
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>>707631806
>overusing overused memes repetitively.
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>>707631759
>pedistle
kek
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>>707631759

Good to know you are the expert on what a true man is
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>>707632016
>implying there are memes that aren't overused
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>>707631759
>being this literally retarded
>A true man
fedora-tipper detected
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>>707631912
still nothing bro, prob later tonight. c yal then
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>>707631655

Really? I would have said something like,

"You bored or something?"
"Having fun?"
"Where's the bf?"
"Can I help you?"

These all would have led to good shit.
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Thread has been derailed by 2 whiny little faggots arguing over some girl flirting with OP.
What a shitfest this place has become.
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>>707632351
you suck at texting
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>>707632351
nah hes trying to get laid not entertain you

dont reply any more op, just see what she does. she'll probably send you a pic soon
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Come on op, moar pls
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>>707632351
Can i help you lmao, what are you a fucking receptionist
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>>707632814
he is not even trying... look at that ffs

>>707633211
>this
>keked
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>>707632814

Right and those replies would have opened the door for her to say what she was obviously getting at by sending that pic.

OP -"Can I help you?'
Girl- "Maybe"

OP- "Having fun?"
Girl - "Not yet."

OP- "You bored?"
girl- "Yeah entertain me."

OP- "Where's the bf?"
Girl- "I'm all alone tonight."
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>>707633365
No girl talks like this. Stop reading anime porn novels you autismlord
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>>707627905
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>>707628552
First thing I noticed too
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>>707633511
>autismlord

Hello, AnonDictionary
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>>707633365
He is not talking to Sasha Grey you fucking autistic wanker
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>>707633211
>707633211
It works because he said she texted him out of nowhere and she'll be a little taken aback. If someone said that to me I'd be like oh shit sorry. Do I have to simulate the whole convos for you guys?
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>>707633365
>full autism
>keking hard
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>>707633732
Please do, nothing else going on in this thread anymore
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>>707633511

Never read anime in my life. Have gotten laid plenty of times and I live for these times when a girl initiates it.
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>>707633860
>girl initiates
>confirmed betafag
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>>707633211
adolf kekler
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>>707633860
sure buddy
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>>707633860
You are literally a faggot. Please kill u'reself 12 year old
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op is a faggot
that girl is a whore
her bf is a cuck

and now sage this god damn thread to death ffs
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>>707633818

Fuck it.

Girl - *Picture of bare legs*
OP- Uhh Can I help you?
Girl- Just bored *random emoji*
OP- OH ok so I'm supposed to entertain you?
Girl- Please
OP- Where's your bf to entertain you?
Girl - Being lame somewhere
OP- so you came to me then?
girl- well not yet ;)

Alright im done
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So what if she has a boyfriend? She is an animal in search of the most alpha partner. She is inviting you to signal your prowess and fill her with your competing sperm.
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>>707628559
Tell her boyfriend.
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>>707634553
>watching too much porn
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Dont let this die
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>>707632351
You don't text a girl twice in a row

You always pretend you don't care

ALWAYS

EVEN WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED

The more you pretend you don't care the more likely it is she'll do what you want. Women want you to care, and once you do BAM, they don't want to hang out with you anymore.

Women love men who are self-possessed. This is why betas never get pussy

>what are you doing?
>is the bf around?
>I'm bored, you bored?

This sounds like a woman texting

>You going to wear that dress I like
>I can't hang out later, I'm meeting up with some people
>I can only hang out if you stop by my place after work

This sounds like a man who has better things going on

You want her to want to be part of your life, which is interesting and mysterious. You don't want to sound like a sniveling pussy who needs her to make your life worth while.

Women want a guy with something going on in their lives.
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>>707634815

I don't understand why this is so far-fetched? If randomly sending her bare legs and feet to a guy in class who she is clearly hitting on (subsequent texts) is just normal and not sexual than I guess at some point I landed on the autism spectrum.
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bamp!! come on oppppp
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>>707635186
i dunno if you are author of that convo but if you are, you really need to step up on text game... it's like shittiest thing i ever saw

>Uhh Can I help you?
who the fuck uses this

>OH ok so I'm supposed to entertain you?
here you lost her already

>Where's your bf to entertain you?
fucked up totally
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>>707634553
Don't bring up her bf you retard

She might feel guilty, or it'll make her think you're not down to clown

Never talk about her bf

You're her new bf

If she brings him up tell her you don't care

You want to cultivate a scenario where she's doing all the work, and she needs to put out for attention.

DO you know any fucking women?

Women want to do three things.

1. Be better, in every way, than other women/girls

2. Tie down the alpha male that every other girl wants

3. Have babies/care for another living entity

Women are nurturers, and they want to be better/more desirable than other women. Give them something to nurture that doesn't want to be nurtured, and make it so that all the other girls want it and voila, pussy on demand.
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>>707625724
long boots like that are hot.

question, though:
Long boots with leggings/pantyhose/long socks
Hot, or fugly?
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>>707625724
>has a bf
SHE WANTS THE DICK, GO ANON! GO RECLAIM THE HOLY LAND KNOW AS THAT ASS!
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>>707635973
It depends on the person
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>>707629513
Done gone and fucked up OP
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>>707635186
She's baiting him to get him to tell her she's hot and she has nice legs.

She wants male attention, so she is testing the waters (and her desirability) with a prospective mate that she wants to copulate with. Whether or not she's decided she wants to fuck is a completely different matter, and OP needs to play it cool and promote the freak in her.

Women can't be convinced to have sex, they need to be led to that conclusion without realizing they're being manipulated.

All OP has to do is remain aloof and sexual and he's going to get laid.
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She's a whore. Tell her bf she sent you that pic, if you can. Don't cheat with her dude. Be a real man and tell her to fuck off
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>>707630962
pathetic.
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>>707625724

Reply "Wait, I've got a meme for this!" and then send a gif of The Graduate flirting scene.
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Call me when OP delivers
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>>707625724
hot man :D you are a lucky guy
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>>707635858

Alright fuck this is something you're clearly devoted to. My point that there was several things he could have replied with was simply in response to OP saying he didn't think there was anything to reply with.

Glad we all agree.
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You should probably start doing push-ups cause the bf is definetly gonna try and fight you at school tomorrow....
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>>707636625
>pre-school
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>>707634898
Surely not every woman is cookie cutter like this.

Surely.
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>>707626422
>sink
>desk, carpeted floor, window and heater in the background

Who the fuck designs rooms like this? Why is there a sink therE?
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>>707636950

State University.

Lowest-bid government contractor.

Have you never been in a college dorm?
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>>707629513
answer?
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>>707637105
yes, but never one like that.
Either an attached bathroom or a community bathroom. This is just stupid.
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>>707636950
Dorm room. Bed is behind the desk, between it and the wall
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>>707637227

I mean I don't see a toilet. I'm sure there's still an attached bathroom.

One bitch can shit and the other can take nude selfies. Both get their privacy.
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more clothed pics till she delivers op
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>>707637468

OP got rejected and abandoned thread.
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>>707629748
kekked
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>>707625724
Those are a cute pair of boots
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>>707637650
deff, but hey if you dont tell these bitches how it is you never get laid,
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>>707635858
I'm not a /b/etafag. I come here to help beta's te be future alpha's like me.

this anon is right. it sounds like a douchebag way to think, but you can apply it in a white knight manner.

take notes faggots, I know from experience
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>>707638085
lol this is hilarious, this is inside the library at my one of the universities I went to. I studied at one of the stations along that back wall many times
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>>707626422
That's my girlfriend dude
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>>707631912
google can't find her, do you have sauce?
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>>707638213

looks like umass amherst?
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>>707638085
great :D more?
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>>707638213
lol werd i found this picture i have no idea who it is. I wanna get up in that sooo bad though
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>>707638382
see
>>707638384
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>guy hits on girl
>it works
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>>707638324
hahaha yeah that's it, small world
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>>707636748
It's true, they are that fucking interchangeable.
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>>707635542
Just close the window dude, it's not worth it
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>>707638601

I love that library. Where else can you have an entire floor full of old random books and a good view to yourself?
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>>707625724
give her the d or give us the v
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>>707638540
crazy son of a bitch made it
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delivery?
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YFW she snapchatted OP the pic and he was too pussy to save it
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op...
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OP pls gib update.
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>>707636226
yeah lmao what a fucking retard
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OP here

hahaha got you guys good. I'm just texting my gf.
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I hope you tell her bf after this.
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>>707641545
>mfw you're not OP
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>>707629513
>sending a pic and i'll think about it
Why though? She asked you to hang out after you said what you said, you already won the game. Are you stupid?

Also, is thread dead?
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>>707625985
that's a pretty clear sign that she wants to cheat.
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>>707625724
Eat a tic tac and grab her by the pussy.
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>>707638284
[citation needed]
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>>707629513
op autism confirmed
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>>707641545
>IDs still haven't been reinstated
>no-one even cares but me and it drives me into a semi-autistic rage
>oh, who am I kidding? I'm fully erect at this point.
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>>707642445
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Can these dubs get an up close spread pussy shot?
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sorry i was taking a shower
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OP here. You thought I was straight but I'm totally a faggot. I'm totally queer! Hahahahaha!
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>>707643451
send her a pic man, give your best :D
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>>707643451
>>707643582
DO IT!!!!
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>>707643451
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>>707643451
Send her a pic of your D, /b/ro. Hard as diamonds and tell her it's all hers.
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>>707643451
Do it OP!!!
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How is it 2 hours later but still 4:49. Nice shop kid.
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>>707643869
Bump and then make new thread
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>>707643451
OP is fag bc no nudes
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>>707643451
DO IT FAGGOT
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>>707644013
/Thread
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>>707636133
DEUS VULT
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>>707636133
DEUS VULT FUCKBOIIII
>GRAB HER BY THE PUSSI
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>>707643451
Dick pic
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tell her wedges aren't sexy and she needs to get a better outfit and send a better picture.
inform her how only lazy women wear wedges
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>>707643451
send her a picture of your legs
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>>707644326
She sent tits btw, roll trips seems there is so much fuckery on this thread
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>>707644737
kek do this op
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>>707644758
coming right up
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>>707643451
Do it, pussy. I'm even giving you a cup.
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>>707626422
lost
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>>707644758
trips pls
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>>707644758
tig ol bitties
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how about right here?
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>>707644758
rolllll
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>>707638384
Laynie Layne
Shooped
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ooooo
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now?
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Swish
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>>707644999
WINRAR!
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>>707644999
Winrar
Post bitch
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>>707644758
no?
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>>707644999
Winner winner
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>>707644999
AAAAAND its that easy
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>>707644758
Ghost her
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>>707644999
Winrar!
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>>707644758
wtf man. send us all this then just cockblock us like that. fuck you if you didn't want to show it wouldn't wouldn't have asked /b/
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>>707645044
>actually believing "op" when he said she sent tits
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Roll
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>>707644999
well squidy, I'm waiting
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>>707644758
Hey you...check the trips

>>707644999 <----
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Trips 4 da tits
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present mammories
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>>707644758
Now we find out if you're a faggot.

You probably are
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Waiting for op
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>>707645568
he's taking another 2hr shower, fapping to what he hopes is gonna happen
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>>707643451
>no u
well, wasn't that worth the wait
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>>707644999
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>>707626422
Bruh you need to hammer this ass into straight dust.
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>>707645618
This dude definitely is getting laid. One alpha can sense another.
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>>707645736
gross wtf is with her tits
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>>707645736
GAH WHAT THE FFFFFFUCK
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>>707645736
Winrar, ask her for a pussy shot
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>>707645736
lmao?
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>>707645736
kek i waited for this shit.im out
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tell her that those tumor titties gotta go
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>>707645736
No fucking way.
Those tits look heinous.
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>>707645618
I never said I was in the shower I'm in class
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>>707645736
aww heck
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>>707645736

I'm sure this a joke but I fucked a ginger once and she had similar fucked up titties. Follow-up fuckings involved leaving the bra on.
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>>707645736
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>>707645736
what. the. fuck
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>>707645953
>shit-kickers
>skinny jeans

what a faggot.
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>>707645736
Alright....
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>>707627905
Should say that's an awesome pic of your legs, but I know how to make it better.
She asks how
You : Me standing between them.
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>>707645736
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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most fucked up breasts i've ever seen...
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>>707645736
That's not Op but that's some pretty good shop
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>>707645736
LMAO what the fuck are those
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>>707645131
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>>707646085
Says the one criticizing someone's choice of clothing.
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Do it faggot. She's got a boyfriend just raw dog her and let him think it's his.
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>>707628559
then you find out its her bf
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>>707645953
lmao those jeans do u listen to vampire weekend exclusively u wannabe?
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>>707646179

I'm sorry what?
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Quads speaking . Abandon thread
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>>707645736

So she has a sense of humor...

looks fake.
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>>707645953
>>707643451
>sorry i was taking a shower
???
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>>707625724
You need to play hard to get.
"Nice boots I just saw a chick with these sexy leather ones"
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>>707645953
do you live in Florida?
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>>707645953
Please get it
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>>707645736
MOTHER OF GOD
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op don't wanna post his dick pic, so the thread is ded
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>>707645736
someone make screen cap this shit for best of 4chan
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>>707646672
this
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>>707646382
KILL IT WITH FIRE
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>>707643451
Sometimes when you win, you actually lose
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>>707645953
Upload pic of those legs on top
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>>707643451
tfw been waiting 2 hours for these tits
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>>707643451
goddamn that's sad

moar
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>>707645953
University of Oklahoma?
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>>707645736
Dem tiddys
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>>707643451
"don't threaten me with a good time"
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What in the fuck are those
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>>707645736
i want my afternoon back
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>>707625724
she wants you to fix her coffee table. as you can see it needs new laquer
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>>707645736
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>>707636133
Deus definitely vults
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>>707631126
Very very true
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>>707636133
D E U S
V U L T
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>>707648093
can someone explain this to me? I'm too dumb to know what Deus Vult is but it looks funny :'(
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