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Does my girlfriend have a great body?
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>>707623930
fat feminist look on fleek
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>>707624011
/thread
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moar
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Looking like cool ranch Buddha
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>>707623930
no but I'd smash mercilessly
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>>707623930
Got any more?
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>>707624076
>>707624182
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Bet she's soft.
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>>707624255
I like what I see. Both the pic and the dubs
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>>707623930
Not in the least
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>>707623930
Feet?
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>>707623930
What girlfriend? I see a cow...
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>>707623930
>>707624308
I'm at half mast. Don't stop now Anon
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MAN THE HARPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
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>>707623930
Hnng.
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>>707624520
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>>707623930
moar.
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>>707623930
Is the kid yours?
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The webboning has come
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>>707624484
>>707624513
>>707624526
Haha you guys are just a bunge of virgins.
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>>707623930
No. She looks like a cat shit on the top of her head then dragged its ass. Just waiting for the picture one day to surface of cut marks on her stomach.
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>>707624581
Hell yes.. starting to get some good blood flow to my cock. Keep going.
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I'd smash hard
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>>707624581
Show her feet!
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>>707624656
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>>707623930
fat, would gag with dick and not call again after
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>>707624785
>>707624508
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Looks like an alchemiest transmuted a mop and a hog.
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>>707624686
>you dont like fat people YOU ARE VIRGINS

its just a preference
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>>707624850
Bingo
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>>707624836
Yes!!! MOAR!
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Let's see some pussy or a full frontal
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Her name is reiinapop. There's tons of pics/videos of her
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Does she have a great ass?
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>>707624686
>you guys are just a bunge of virgins
>a bunge of virgins
>a bunge
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>>707623930
She does when she's not fucking around with her inflation fetish
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>>707623930
Pregnant?
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Let's see her vag
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>>707623930
>cool tattoo
That's it. Find a subtle way to get her on a treadmill five times a week.
I'm not kidding.
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>>707625067
Sure. I'm more interested in tits though
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>>707624977
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>>707623930
She looks like the kind of girl that was the number #1 whore of the school she attended, then once she stopped fucking everybody, she had to dropout because she'd try and stab herself while pregnant because she looks stupid and crazy. Oh, Don't forget to mention she probably gave over 100+ people the clap.
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>>707625219
Oh fuck moar
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>>707625172
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>>707625385
so she's into bloating. i see. i love that shit
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>>707625385
Noice. Any of her getting fucked
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>>707625385
7/10
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>>707625385
she is so hot, what about her ass?
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>>707625896
Great picture. I love it.
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Man... I wish I was you...
> Probably an edgy hipster
> Checks /b/ and is probably into performance art or something

I wanna be as alpha as you anon.
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>>707625839
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>>707625987
You don't even quote anyone you fucking nigger
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>>707625219
Can I see the tops too? She's sexy from head to toe, I love a lil belly.
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>>707623930
DEFINITELY NOT YOUR GF.

She's does porn where she eats a lot and makes her belly big.

I've followed her for a long time.
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>>707626073
they were probably talking to you
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>>707625289
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>>707625996
thanks! have moar?
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>>707626150
OH SHIT EXPOSED
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She would be a lot hotter without the massive slot gut
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>>707625072
Kek
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>>707626150
name? any scat clips?
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Damn
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>>707623930
...is she 8 months pregnant?
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>>707626208
Maybe, but that's like walking into a bar and yelling out loud
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Here's the thing. You said a "chipmunk is a ground squirrel." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies squirrels, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls chipmunks ground squirrels. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "squirrel family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Sciuridae, which includes things from prairie dogs to flying squirrels to marmots. So your reasoning for calling a chipmunk a ground squirrel is because random people "call the small ones ground squirrels?" Let's get mountain beavers and dormice in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A chipmunk is a chipmunk and a member of the squirrel family. But that's not what you said. You said a chipmunk is a squirrel, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the squirrel family chipmunks, which means you'd call prairie dogs, marmots, and other rodents squirrels, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?
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>>707626395
tru
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>>707623930
>>707625987
Man... I wish I was you...
> Probably an edgy hipster
> Checks /b/ and is probably into performance art or something

I wanna be as alpha as you anon.

>>707626073

Are you happy now?
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>>707626266
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She looks like a fat, greasy slob and I want to lick her asshole.
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>>707623930
She sure does OP. Winter is coming, and I could live off that fat cow untill next June.
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That's a body? I thought I was looking at a pile of regret.
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>>707626150
Sauce
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>>707626474
Thanks. Glad it wasn't me.
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>>707626458
you lost fam?
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>>707626656
That's a mirror you're looking into
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>>707623930
fucking fat but I like her tattoo and hair colour
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I love her body.
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>>707626699
She used to go by gurokunn but I'm not sure what she goes by now.
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>>707626458
I could probably smash up pretty much anyone alive. You’ve got to be cold and calculating if yo want to survive the legit death matches. You won’t ever see me fighting in a ring though. That’s pussy shit, with rules and referees. Someone like me takes it to the street. I’ve fought in alley ways, parks after dark, and even in the middle of a forest. No one has ever squared up with me and walked away to talk about it. I’m thinking of traveling to Africa and fighting a tribe of chimpanzees just fort the hell of it. Honestly, it probably won’t even be a challenge.
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>>707623930
If she's prego - yes
If she's not prego - fatass/10
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Love her tits.
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>>707626907
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>707626961
ever heard of bloating or stuffing?
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One of my favorite pics of her.
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>>707627143
You little piece of trash, I hope what you said about anime was a joke. You don't know anything, people do really believe this shit. That is every, sad. If you never watched anime, do not post things like this. Someone could turn into Yuno and kill you. You have been warned. I guess you think I am joking but when go out of your house. I will be behindert you. Have a nice day darling.
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>>707627208
Moar and I need fresh sauce
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>>707627308
Can we fuck? This is really turning me on
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Nothing personnel, kid.
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>>707627143
That guy could bring his gun, it won’t matter. I’ve created the training that assassins use to fight people with guns, unarmed. I’ve trained some of the worlds deadliest people. I once intentionally swam into a great whites mouth and ripped my way out from inside. I still keep his teeth as a keepsake. I use them to slash my opponents throats open, so the shark can continue to kill even after its death.
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Not too shabby considering she is 8 months preggo
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If that's her kind pregnant, than yea... If not, you guys should do some cardio/core workouts together until she doesn't look pregnant... At all.
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>>707627143
What the say? Did you just say fuck me about? You bitching a little? I’ll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I’m the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I’m just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes of which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the pathetic little thing. You call your life? You’re fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that’s my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United Stat
es, and I will use it to to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If only you could have commented what unholy cleverness your little “retribution” was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, Your dead fucking kiddo.
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>>707627020
How the fuck do even her nipples have a gut?
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>>707627826
You are now manually aware that an individual at some point actually typed this shit out.
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>>707627847
puffy nipples are best nipples
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reiinapop
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>>707625067

yup.
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>>707623930
My gf has a little tummy, it kinda turns me on. I ate her out and put my finger in her belly button while doing it and she squealed.
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Like a fatter uglier version of Lena Dunham
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>>707623930
Yes she does, can you upload all of these to MEGA or mediafire?
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>>707628209
You people are pathetic. You don't need to have standards for porn like in real life.
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>>707629012
I was saying I like her Nipple-gut, fam. It's cool.
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>>707627826
I was not fucking expecting that. Kek
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Get her addicted to drugs so she loses weight then shed be hot.
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>>707623930

I have that same body. I'm also a 56 year old alcoholic. I would not call it a great body.
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>>707629719
Are you a dude or a chick?
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>>707625067
asses don't get much better
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>>707623930
for a fat bitch, she's not half bad...
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>>707623930
I dig her
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>>707626458
"As someone who is a scientist who studies squirrels"

kEk
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I'm a female, aged 21 and into feedism and weight gain. She's got a beautiful belly.
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>>707631140
Tits or gtfo
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>>707631350
Original. My tits now rest nicely on my belly.
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>>707631140
That's hot. How do you get into that scene? Most girls I've dated have been neurotic about their weight.
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>>707631140
finally someone who knows what a good belly looks like! do you have any pics of yourself?
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>>707631456
That's even better, though.
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>>707623930
I don't mind above the gut
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>>707631456
Present them
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>>707631481
>>707631532
Newfags
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>>707631481
I've always liked the thought of having a large, soft belly, so once I found out about the scene I was definitely interested in getting involved. I started off around 140lbs, so was always a little chubby, but now I'm 204lbs and I'm really loving it.
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>>707631669
Tits or get the fuck out
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>>707631669
What does your boyfriend think about it? Any advice on someone trying to get their partner into it?
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Whats her name? Looks like this preggo chick i know
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>>707631644
because we can initiate a conversation with a female? ouch. i think i'm starting to feel feels
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>>707631140
>feedism

Any excuse to be a fat, lazy fuck who doesn't care about what they look like.
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>>707631859
No, because you believe that shit
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>>707631924
It sounds more like, specifically, they like being fat and like looking fat, so in that sense they do care. They WANT to be fat.
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>>707623930
Cute
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>>707632001
Someone wouldn't do that would they?

You know, just.. lie... on the internet like that? Who would do such a thing?
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I would fuck that ass is great
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>>707623930
fatbutwouldbang/10
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>>707631830
He loves it. He sleeps by my side and cups my belly in his hand while we cuddle at night. I never knew how much I adored belly rubs until I started gaining.

My advice is to start off slow. Don't say "I want you to gain 50lbs" or whatever, because that's a lot and it can frighten some people. Take her out to dinner more often. Eating out is generally great because you don't tend to focus on calories. When she puts on a few pounds and it's a little noticeable keep reassuring her that she looks beautiful. When you're in bed give her some slow and gentle belly rubs so she begins to fall in love with the area you really want to focus on. Then when she starts to gain more keep telling her that she's beautiful. If you're cooking at home make sure you do a little bit extra than you actually need for two people. If there's leftovers always offer it. Eventually she's bound to start taking it.
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>>707632158
my thoughts exactly!
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>>707632303
I could probably smash up pretty much anyone alive. You’ve got to be cold and calculating if yo want to survive the legit death matches. You won’t ever see me fighting in a ring though. That’s pussy shit, with rules and referees. Someone like me takes it to the street. I’ve fought in alley ways, parks after dark, and even in the middle of a forest. No one has ever squared up with me and walked away to talk about it. I’m thinking of traveling to Africa and fighting a tribe of chimpanzees just fort the hell of it. Honestly, it probably won’t even be a challenge.
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>>707624011
Nah, no straight across shitty bangs or cats eye glasses
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>>707627826
Yo What da say? Did you just say fuq me about? You bitching uh little? ah’ll gots you graduate ah know top o' muh motha fuckin Seals in da Navy Classes, an' ah’ve been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, an' ah gots ganked ova 300 confirmations. ah be uh trained gorilla. In warfare, ah’m da sniper arm in da entire US force tops. you be targeting me but ah’m just another nuttin'. ah will fuq you wif precision da wipes o' which has never been liked 'bfoe on dis here scene. Earf, fuq muh motha fuckin marking werdz. You can git away wif thinkin` dat sheeit ova me ta da Internet? fuq ag'in, thinker. As we's spy ah be networking muh motha fuckin secret speaking across da trace an' yo' IP iz being prepared right now so you bettah storm da maggots. da wipes dat storms out o' da pathetic little thin`. You page yo' life? You’re motha fuckin dead kids. ah can be any tyme. ah can weigh you in ova seven hundred kills, an' dat’s muh motha fuckin bear hands. Not only be ah extensively accessed by trains, but ah gots nahh arms fo' combatting da entire arsenal United Stat
es, an' ah will use it ta ta wipe yo' miserable ass. You sheeit da faceoff o' da continent. If only you could gots commented what unholy cleverness yo' little “retribution” wuz about. ta bring down upon you, maybe you would gots fucked yo' tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, an' now you’re holding da pay, you goddamn idiot. ah will drown in sheeit fury. Sincerely, yo' dead motha fuckin kiddo sho 'nuff!
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sauce is reiinapop nice try op
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reiinapop is Her clips 4 sale account for those of you that want more not my sort of thing but id hit it if i had a chance
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>>707632303
Gosh, to think that weight gain has become such a taboo that it has morphed into an actual fetish. That's awesome.
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for all your needs

https://stufferdb.com/index?/category/73-reiinapop
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Quite the opposite, op. Quite the opposite.
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>>707633112
How new are you faggot? You believe that shit? Come break in 5 years kids
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>>707625152
Looks like she is.
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>>707623930
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>>707633310
Food baby
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>>707633287
Why is it so hard to believe?

I am willing to believe this person is real and actually does weigh over 200 pounds. I bet she wold post a picture, but all these haters around here are making her shy.
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>>707633463
Did you come straight from the womb to 4chan?
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>>707623930
>>707624255
>>707624581
Literally.
And I mean this.
Literally the best bodytype.
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>>707624581
>>707624255
>>707623930
>>707625896

Linea nigra (Latin for "black line") is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen in about three quarters of all pregnancies. The brownish streak is usually about a centimeter in width. The line runs vertically along the midline of the abdomen from the pubis to the umbilicus, but can also run from the pubis to the top of the abdomen. Linea nigra is due to increased melanocyte-stimulating hormone made by the placenta, which also causes melasma and darkened nipples.
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>>707631456
pics or it didn't happen
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>>707633364
>>707633740

Check it. L+D nurse for 2 years.
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she has a tattoo on her belly now
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>>707633755
Welcome to nuChan, where everyone believes everything with no evidence.
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10/10 would date
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>>707634218
>implying 4chan hasn't always been ridden with newfags
>implying anyone has ever visited this website more than three times
>being this new
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Maybe if she lost weight
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>>707635765
Oh she will.

In about a few months.

OP is going to take care of another man's baby. And by looking at her, its probably going to be black.
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>>707623930
loose the gut and she'd be hot as fuck OP
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>>707633160
jesus christ im fapping tonight
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>>707633740
>>707633806
my ex had this but she never was pregnant. had it since i knew her for 8+ years. i was thinking it was a hormome unballance. am i right?
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>>707623930
is this pregnant?
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>>707637168
Was she pregnant before?
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Goddamn i just want to feel her soft extended belly against my hard firm abs while i pump load after load into her raw pussy
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http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=reiinapop+blowjob&&view=detail&mid=6EE025D2992F23659D3A6EE025D2992F23659D3A&FORM=VRDGAR

she does belly inflations you idiots, she's not a real bellygf
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>>707624255
>>707624581
>>707624836
>>707625067
>>707625219
>>707625385
>>707625896
>>707627020
>>707627208
>>707633981


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPHr5_uqI08
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>>707637225
no never was, she did get pregnant towards the end of the relationship. but never before and she have it before and after. she lost the baby 2nd month
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Face 4/10
Feet 3/10
Tits 8/10

Would fuck but would not suck toes.
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>>707638759
What about ass?
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>>707627208
do you know her? I do
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>>707638861
Not really an arse man.

I actually quite like the preggers look as well, although it's quite disconcerting that she is apparently not pregnant at all.
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>>707623930
What do you think?
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>>707625067
She literally has _nothing_ going for her.
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>>707623930
clearly she tried to perform human transmutation on herself and it went to shit
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>>707623930
I'd fuck her hair.
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>>707623930
Loose the tats, erroneous piercings and the danger hair she would be cool.
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