Everest death zone
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Everest death zone
Yeah, it's crazy. If you die there, it's impossible for anyone to pick your dead body
Why don't they get removed?
>>707622795
Because it's 8k meters above sea level
>>707622187
how did he change positions?
This is pretty awesome, should be on /hr/ though.
>>707622795
1 it's difficult af to carry out a frozen dead body in treacherous terrain
2 some people think they died trying to climb the mountain so it's fitting they stay there. i'm talking mainly about the tourists i'm not sure if sherpas do something different
>>707623038
perspective
>>707622795
Due to thin air. The altitude is very high, choppers can't fly, and it's impossible for a small group of people to carry for long such weight in that altitude.
>>707623038
seems like he got flipped over
>>707622968
>>707623607
Ohh I see, it would be cool to see although you could end up one of them lol
>>707623632
He has two orange tanks against his back in one, and then one at his feet in another.
That being said, I'm assuming someone moved his body, or nature moved it for him.
>>707621888
Looks like he was trying to cum into his mouth one last time... nice trips btw OP.
>>707622005
>OK honey I'm gonna hang up now. My fingers have fell off and I'm really really cold. Just another few hundred feet to the summit. I love you too, speak to you tomorrow
LOL these fags deserve to die climbing up big frozen rocks like complete douchebags
>>707621888
These photos were interesting the first 1000 times I saw them...
>>707621888
little known fact, this guy died trying to jerk it to keep warm.
>>707623858
definitely. somebody wanted to see his face and flipped him.
>>707624142
Ooooooh check out Mr Oldfag here. Master of the internet
>>707621888
Saved as "TheFinalFap" Thanks OP
>>707624289
Looks pretty obvious to me
Bump
>>707624507
A leaf blowing in the wind.
That's Rob Hall. read Anthony Boukreev's book
>>707624507
a fucking leaf
>>707624096
Don't be mad you'll never step above your comfort zone.
>>707622078
Can imagine you feel yourself starting to struggle and you pass that guy.
>>707621888
i sort of want to see what it sounds like if you played his skull like a bongo.
>>707622968
>>707623607
Why don't they just push the body on some snow and ride it down the mountain?
>>707624036
kek. wtf
>>707624357
Not that guy, but I remember seeing those kinds of pics decades ago, still chilling to see the people that failed on the climb, I always find it interesting that there are still places on earth so inhospitable and inaccessible that the bodies stay where they fall
>>707624142
then go to another thread you stupid fag. bet you would love a good trap thread
>>707622270
thats the most amazing pic.......i mean hes the oldest of all the dead climber corpses and his skin is mint!!!
>>707623038
He was moved, google Green Boots on Google. He is a waypoint now
Fun fact the bodys are markers for other climbers. True fact
>>707622078
Ayy lmao
I recall having read somewhere that one every six men that attempt to climb Everest ends up dead. That's like Russian roulette.
>>707624918
Oh sure freezing to death has its perks.
Any frozen women?
>>707626645
Is he pissing on him
>>707621888
Why doesn't someone just build a ski lift for the faggot tourists
>>707621888
>oh shit going to freeze to death up here
>better leave a funny corpses
>jerk myself to death for people to see for 100's of years
The jerking man is now a way point, he's a fucking legend
>>707627305
It's not that high, but people die every year
>>707623038
Green boots is a pokestop
>>707627757
Friction occurs when 2 surfaces come into contact with each other, enough to cause a resistance against any movement when the surfaces attempt to slide against each other. Urine, under certain circumstances may come between the two surfaces and act as a barrier to reduce the amount of contact area between these two surfaces - and hence reduce the friction between them.
>>707627305
No that's not the case, the Everest as every difficulties of a summit of 8k meters but it's definitely not that dangerous because only seasoned alpinists try it (well with its commercial evolution it's not always the case but it rarely end with a death). The annapurna and the K2 are the most dangerous of the himalayan summits (approx 30% of death)
>>707628058
Please tell me this is real
is there a picture of Rob Hall on the mountain. I've never seen one.
>>707621888
Ever rest
also checked
>>707628233
That is not true. Considering urine has a high value of crystals inside it, it is most likely that the frinction will ..... nope, I just can't go on im just gona ruin it :DDD
>>707628409
patchy internet
>try again later
>>707621888
>>707624404
>>707621945
god these are so haunting
>>707621888
This is a German woman btw.
>>707624289
lol
>>707629183
Any before pics?
>>707627842
was thinkin the same thing
>>707625421
Snow melts, and is a constantly changing landscape, ya fuckin' idiot.
>>707626416
is that really his skin?
what happened to his head?
>>707624289
It's a gal, jerk.
>>707629254
Hannelore Schatz. Died 1979.
>>707629942
How many other gurls
>>707626416
ikr, he has flawless skin, much better than mine, and that gear looks old af. wow
>>707621888
I love Everest. Not because I like climbing mountains, but because it's just so obvious mousetrap for rich people.
Just the climbing permission alone costs $50 000 and because adventurers have taken over the mountain ages ago it's just rich retards who climb up there. It's ridiculous. It takes such physical endurance that most people can't make it without ideal conditions and guidance. And even with all that shit they still die all the fucking time or come down with massive frostbites.
>>707632125
Movie?
>>707625421
maybe they could ride 'em down like a sled
>>707632193
>Just the climbing permission alone costs $50 000
daaaaamnnn
>>707632498
>>707632125
>>707632390
The movie is The Vertical Limit
>>707632193
>Be america
>Charge $$$ to climb a national monument
Stay classy, America.
>>707632390
Fast 7
>>707627332
It's the feeling of having a goal and being able to accomplish it you bitter self loathing faggot.
More people die every year Prom Night. Whats the big fucking deal.
just a reminder that each one of these people was once an extremely motivated individual.
>>707633815
That's incredibly flawed logic - a hell of a lot more people participate in Prom Night than go to Everest. Everest has about a 9% fatality rate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beck_Weathers
>Weathers spent the night in an open bivouac, in a blizzard, with his face and hands exposed. When he awakened, he managed to walk down to Camp IV under his own power.
>His fellow climbers said that his frozen hand and nose looked and felt as if they were made of porcelain, and they did not expect him to survive. With that assumption, they only tried to make him comfortable until he died, but he survived another freezing night alone in a tent, unable to eat, drink, or keep himself covered with the sleeping bags he was provided with.
>His cries for help could not be heard above the blizzard, and his companions were surprised to find him alive and coherent the following day.
Shieeeet
>>707634042
Or a rich individual who paid to be guided up Everest, like everyone else. A really self-motivated person wouldn't go on a glorified guided tour for the rich.
>>707632846
Yes.
>>707628233
The urine would freeze and cake the snow, causing more friction
>>707633651
I had a goal today of eating a pizza and I accomplished it. It's not about a goal. It's about bragging rights.
>>707634088
he is one tough hombre
Annapurna, K2, or Kanchenjunga, are actual death mountains. Everest is for rich assholes. When 78 year old men and 11 year old girls climb the mountain, it's not that impressive. It just means they have enough money to pay some brown person to carry all their gear for them, wake up super fucking early and climb ahead to put in ropes for them, and carry them back down.
i challenge any single person who's considering climbing everest to do it the same way Mallory or Hilary did it, and see if anyone actually has the balls, or if everyone climbing that mountain is a just an entitled rich pussy.
>>707632973
See now I am going to make a kickstarter to build a ski lift and I will charge $49,000 to go to the summit. Which would you choose? Free hot cocoa as well.
>>707634524
>>707634088
Damn, this is the guy. He certainly looks good for having been left on fucking Mount Everest ALL NIGHT, holy shit.
>>707634570
>do it the same way Mallory or Hilary did it
>The Hunt expedition totalled over 400 people, including 362 porters, 20 Sherpa guides, and 10,000 lbs of baggage
>>707621888
Serious question. With it being so cold how do the bodies decompose? What kind of insects live at those temperatures to help the decomposition?
Also checked
>>707634712
yep. 400 people with 10,000 lbs of baggage went all the way to the top. good job, anon. you're a genius.
>>707634843
They freeze dumbass
>>707634843
They don't decompose, they get freeze dried, which is why they look decomposed-ish.
>>707634902
That's 25 pounds of baggage per person. Not exactly a heavy load.
>>707634843
jews eat them
>>707621888
That's crazy. So what kills them? They all look mostly intact with a lot of clothes on. Do they just freeze to death even healthy and fed with all that protection or are these people that got hurt, lost, and stranded?
>>707634903
Do you even own a freezer?
>>707634699
>the black spots on his face are dead flesh
Must hurt like hell itself.
>>707634843
My guess is they don't, the only thing eroding the body are the wind and snow which gradually sand the skin then the flesh and shit.
>>707634902
>you're a genius
Well at least I know where to put some capitalized letters every now and then. My point is Hillary would never have made the climb without local help and massive financial support, much like those rich assholes who do it nowadays.
>>707635244
my point is that they didn't all go to the summit. only 2. and they had 44 lbs each.
It's not about who brings your shit to base camp, it's about who brings it from there to the top. these days, it's pussies with ultralight frames carrying 10 lbs while their sherpas haul the rest. in 1953, hilary and norgay carried their own 44 lb backpacks, going on a route that no one knew, without the benefit of ropes or ladders that someone else had pre-installed for them.
>>707633815
In comparison a large chunk of the climbers die, because as mentioned they're mostly self-made people with no serious climbing experience and no understanding what they're about to do. Then there's the offchance that you die anyway because the conditions get shit.
Imagine that you're at the south pole and you've got asthma. On top of that you've smoked hash and now you've got to trek 2000 feet to the next camp. So you're prety much running around with a bottle of oxygen. Oh yeah and you got to follow a line or you'll die. And if you stop you'll get pushed off by the winds and die.
And since you rely on your oxygen, you can't wait - or you'll die.
Also if you get tired you have to walk back, or you know, jump off.
That's everest once you get to camp 4.
>>707623038
no he's just taking a nap
>>707635431
>My guess is they don't, the only thing eroding the body are the wind and snow which gradually sand the skin then the flesh and shit.
Interesting. I did think of that. Erosion vs decomposition.
That's nothing.
>>707635244
I don't think all 400 went to the summit either. Probably just like 20 while the others made camp and kept them sexually satisfied at the base camp.
>>707622187
The green boots man. Everyone who goes all the way to the summit sees him.
>>707635626
Please no, don't remind me.
>>707635731
2. Just 2.
>>707635337
I think many of them get caught in storms.
>>707635531
>>707635337
oxygen deprivation, mainly, and all the issues that can be caused by high altitude (cerebral oedema, etc) and the cold.
>>707635626
I'm not claustrophobic or anything, but that looks like a real fucking nightmare
Let alone an awful fucking idea.
Any from K2?
>>707622270
O.G. right there. respect.
>>707622005
How did his leg fall off?
>>707635626
Do they think they'll find some lost treasure or a UFO or something? I'm not sure even a rat or burrowing animal would be stupid enough to crawl all the way through.
>>707624142
You looked at these 1001 times? What are you, some kind of freak side-show clown?
>>707633268
CAPITALISM
>>707623759
>choppers can't fly
What a retard.
>>707633268
Mt everest isn't in America dumbass
>>707625421
Because it's not a Simpsons episode.
>>707636480
Maybe you missed the fact that he was trolling. It's in Nepal, not America. You pay the $50k-$100k to the Nepalese government and tour groups.
Is looting allowed?
Few things about mountaineering that are usually incorrectly talked about
1) Everest is tough. Yes, of course you can pay about 100k to have a sherpa do the vast majority of the work for you (which happens), but you still have to walk up the mountain.
But yes, I will concede that Everest has become significantly easier than it used to be because of commercialization.
2) There is more than one way up the mountain. There are generally two routes that people take up Everest. These are the safest two.
However, there are over a dozen different routes that you can take, some have never been summitted, some have extremely high death rates, some being over 100% (explained in point 3)
Most "safe" routes up a mountain are along one of the ridges, because it is the least steep (still ridiculously steep). Some routes tackle the face of the mountain, which is ludicrous.
3) Death rates are compared to the amount of those that summit. So when you see that K2 or Annapurna have a 25% death rate, that does not mean that 25% of all people that go on the mountain die -- instead, it refers to the total amount of deaths divided by the total summits.
This is because it is impossible to know how many people try to climb these mountains. We only know of the successful ones. And this is how there are certain routes on Everest that have >100% death rate.
>>707636637
Simpson is for faggots
>>707635337
>>707636188
You're correct about those being causes, but not correct about oxygen deprivation being the main cause. Avalanches and falls account for over 60% of deaths.
>>707636581
This is top fucking kek, we need to archive this moron as an example of whats wrong Murika these days
>>707636802
You can take what you can carry.
See >>707635511
You're barely able to carry your mandatory own stuff.
>>707632193
Look up Goran Kropp - he rode a fucking bicycle from Sweden to Nepal with all his climbing shit, and then climbed Everest with no Sherpas and no supplemental oxygen. Then rode his fucking bike home. He is definitely the exception to the rule of rich people getting hauled up to the top.
>>707634570
I climbed it. Not to bad. Lots of rich faggots half-way up. Most lie and said they summitted when they didn't. Lots of in-tent cock sucking at base camp. Like I said, faggots.
>>707634683
thats a really good idea actually
llike totally srs
>>707637195
That's pretty fucking badass.
>>707634712
sounds like a party
>>707627585
The question only asked on /b/
>>707634570
Goran Kropp
>>707637054
Actually the biggest killer at that altitude is the phosphates in your sweat reacting with low pressure nitrogen, skin just falls off literally
>>707623038
The bodies change positions as they are stripped of anything of value by the Sherpas. The cost of dying on Everest and the Sherpas have to cleanup after all these fools.
>>707630551
>traverses mt everest to fuck dead mountain girls so i can fulfill my necrophilic fantasies
>>707634683
It would cost you a shit-ton more than $50,000 to build a "ski lift" to the summit.
lol
>>707623759
>>707636499
Maximum altitude for turbine helicopters is about 20,000-25,000 feet. Everest is 29,000 feet.
Pretty sure that's what this guy was referring to. Even if there was a helicopter that could operate in the 30,000' range it would be prohibitively expensive and incredibly difficult to be able to recover bodies or equipment from the mountain.
Most helicopters under contract operating at much lower altitudes can costs thousands of dollars per hour. Imagine what it would cost to contract a helicopter to operate at 20,000' let along the cost of a rescue crew stupid enough to take at job to recover some dead kike.
>>707637124
What the actual fuck is your obsession here? Fucking autists
Well shit, I'm glad these threads still exist on /b/, I've been reading stuff I didn't know anything about for the past hour and a half, breddy gud
>>707636499
It's actually incredibly dangerous for a helicopter to go that high. It's been done but it's a nightmare. Retard.
>>707627585
Yes, the north face is scattered with dead loli.
>>707637559
why dont you go ahead and reread that post
>>707637195
That guy deserves a medal. But you're right. It is an exception.
>>707635244
or 0 pounds for the whites and 200 pounds for the brown people
>>707637054
Yes I assumed he asked how they could die with no traumatic lesions in view. Environmental hazard that goes hand in hand with mountainering is always the main cause of death. You can always prepare for altitudes and your body (even if you can't foresee your reactions all the timeà , but you can't defend yourself against the elements.
>>707635431
have you ever been so cold that you turned into an asian?
>>707637581
We used to have to go 15,000ft to calibrate our sensors, it's like hanging from a cable in the wind.
>>707637559
he want charge $50k/person are you deaf?
>>707634258
They look fucking ridiculous all together in their fucking gear worth hundreds of dollars, just so they can go home and tell people I climbed Mt Everest. The thing is most of them will never go home. One anon on this thread is right. they deserve to die if theyre willing to do this shit.
>>707637124
We could also archive you as an example of shitty 12 year old trolling, but you're just too damn mediocre.
>>707634683
It would have to be the most ambitious kickstarter in history. Would take millions to even get the project started.
>>707637195
i might have been impressd if he had made the bicycle himself
>>707638102
are you butthurt anon? Don't worry you have a fast food job waiting for you as soon as your parents kick you out.
>>707622078
>sup fam?
>nm just chillin
>>707637017
>there are certain routes on Everest that have >100% death rate
>>707624507
>it's just a fucking leaf
>>707625326
You can't see sound, tetard
>>707638461
>butthurt
>said the 12 year old, using his best prepubescent insult
You'll grow out of that cringe tier shit someday, hopefully.
>>707638960
>>707639318
cheetahs don't laugh. he is in an extreme amount of pain
>>707638960
>>707634683
It's going to cost you more than 50k to power that lift.
>>707636499
Underrated post.
>>707635626
>>707636135
kek
>>707635626
>retard explores unmapped area
>Suffers consequences
Wow, why did the have to go and save him from Darwin?
>>707639700
with nuclear power, it's virtually free.
>>707635794
He aint there anymore
>>707640532
They should just dig a tunnel to the top.
>>707635431
Frostbite burns more than anything.
>>707640532
>nuclear power
>virtually free
>free
>nuclear power
Someone has to run and maintain the nuclear power plant you twit
>>707638461
I don't see you as any better or more mature. You are on this board with the rest insulting and commenting, so tell me how are you more mature? What is your example for proving you're not a 12 or 14 year old for that matter?
>>707641020
>What is your example for proving you're not a 12 or 14 year old for that matter?
You must be 18 or older in order to post on this site :^)
>>707635626
What a fucking dumbass
http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20151008-the-graveyard-in-the-clouds-everests-200-dead-bodies
If you're into this shit I suggest you read this piece.
>>707640809
train a Sherpa obviously
Who is the most searched for climber? Remind me please. Im sure its someone on Everest.
>>707641646
Sir Hillary Clinton
>>707641780
Haha its someone who died up there
>>707640482
they didn't
>>707624096
Couldn't agree more.
>>707638060
This, but rather than death, they deserve to lose a leg, foot, arm or hand from hypothermia so that they will look at their missing part and think twice before thinking nature gives a shit about how rich they are
>>707622005
I want to know more about why there's some guys leg next to a camera
>>707624096
Says the basement dweller neckbeard. Your posts are proof that in their death they gave something more interesting than you will ever give/do in your lives.
>>707624096
That's a camera, not a phone, moron.
>>707626416
Is it he or she? Mallory? The file name.
>>707644012
Pretty sure a male
Man, I hope to go there someday. I dont feel like reaching the summit, just going to base camp should be enough
>>707642998
he tried to take a selfie but his leg fell off
>>707644581
so you can turn tricks with the Sherpa? You disgust me.
>>707625421
>>707623038
>>707622187
Isn't green boots gone now? I thought a few of the bodies in that area had vanished within the past year or two.
HOW COLD IS IT?? WHY DON'T THEY JUST DRESS WARMER ?? CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN PLEASE
>>707624142
Get it? I'm beating a dead horse.
>>707644581
The Chinese were planning to build train lines all the way up to somewhere close for tourists. Don't know what happened to those pla
>>707624142
piss off
>>707634258
True, but a lot of people aren't even going to be able to afford the permits unless they are rich.
>>707625421
Fake
>>707644619
ITS NOT A FUCKING PHONE you millennial faggots.
What the fuck is this, an interesting thread on /b/???
the fuck outta here... dick r8 traps and pics you aren't supposed to share ONLY
>>707636637
>>707638060
its called achieving something , try it sometime faggot.
>>707644693
What? Thats one of the most beautiful places on earth, it's not like I'll be exploiting anyone by being a bad person or anything, I just feel it'd be an unique experience
>>707644863
Really? Because of the earthquakes?
>>707642772
ye well said anon
>>707644980
I'd prefer doing the trek, though
>>707644980 killed for leaking secret Chinese plans?
>>707644980
Don't know what happened to the rest of that senten
>>707645450
Yetis
>>707645271
Nicely done
>>707624290
He was covering his face with his hands when he died so i bet they were disappointed.
>>707645450
Not sure, I could have swore I read that in the BBC story about Rainbow Valley, but I might be wrong.
>>707645562
Some next level shit, anon. Impressive!!
>>707641304
what have you done with your life ? fucking dumbass. this man died doing what he loved.
>>707644980
the answer is in rekt threads, half of the videos there are from china 32434234 videos of chinese getting rekt in elevator...immagine a train on everest made by chinese
>>707645113
If he had a note 7 it could have warmed him
>>707621888
>Everest death zone
*Taliban nerve gas
>>707624471 thats a chick, she was resting against her bookbag, and froze to the point where she couldnt stand, people had to walk past as she called for help.
>>707645828
The plans were to have a train go up to the basecamp or somethi
I cant imagine how tired one gets to reach the summit and then you have to go down all the way.. crazy stuff.
Thanks for the sherpas.
>>707624507
This is the right move on Everest. Respect to whomever bothered to honor the dead
I obtained a climbers permit through the company that employs me, but was resigned last minute to Mount Rainier for an event they had there.
That was my only chance to take on that rock that I will ever get.
>>707638960
>>707646270
That sucks, man. Do you think you were prepared?
>>707622270
Cropped out the booty
>>707624142
wow so old and world-weary and grizzled you have seen it all and done it all
why not go to the grave if nothing interesting anymore???
>>707646500
I spend 7 months of my life in direct preparation for it on top of the two decades of my life devoted to climbing.
I received compensation from the company after co-workers implied legal action against them on my behalf.
>>707639700
He said he would charge $49000 per person to ride the lift. He made no mention of his production or power cost at all.
>>707624507
>>707646235
>>707645246
Im sorry but I did not read your post in his voice
>>707624507
id shit on him
I find these images completely fascinating. I would simply never take a risk like this outside of saving someone I loved from danger.
>>707629942
Ugh, the decomposition is disgusting. Bet she would have survived if she had better cold weather gear than that. To be frozen in time cooking a hot meal. Makes ya think.
>>707647071
Shouldve tried to keep him warmer sooner, though
>>707647411
LOL
>>707647404
You wouldnt be able to anyway
>>707621888
>>707647676
>>707625078
Damn. That would suck.
>>707623550
>random
>>707637534
Don't bring that bullshit into this thread, you nigger. Go post banana in a ylyl thread or something.
>>707647676
TOPKEK
>>707647676
topkek. But for real, did he die jacking it? Sure looks like it.
>>707648194
He was trying to warm his hands on his balls, actually
>>707648194
It's a woman
>>707648342
OMG, can you imagine how fucking cold that would be on your balls!
>>707642404
another one of those fucking idiots that ruins all the fun for everyone else
>>707648344
U w0t m8
>>707638883
>>707637017
Yeah what?
>>707644619
fucking kek
>>707622187
sleep tight green boots
>>707647676
>>707638060
im actually planning on climbing Denali. I'll buy my own gear, pull a sled to the camp and hike to the summit within 2 weeks. but i do have to pay a a guide team. im not rich, but im saving up money for a few years. i hike as often as i can and highly enjoy it. people who do Everest pay a lot of money to do something they love. it is crazy, but it is safer than letting anyone go up the mountain without a guide. the deathrate would be much higher.
>>707648893
Be sure to hire a shirpa or someone to take pics of you after you freeze to death so we can enjoy them.
>>707648893
If you die be sure to time stamp
>>707644920
a problem of climbing the mountain is actually overheating
>>707648893
Without the sherpas its probably 100%.
Never heard of this one youre going, though. Is it an 8 thousand? Too lazy too google
>>707635626
My dad showed me pics of him inside Nutty Putty when he was in boy scouts. I feel bad for this guy but goddamn I'm mad I'll never get to enter.
>>707635626
Did he died?
>>707649107
Right? If you sweat, you die.
>>707646658
lol
>>707649228
Painfully and slowly
>>707649151
> never heard of it
It's a new mountain, they just built it
>>707648893
I was taking a look at some photos, it looks beautiful. Good luck, anon.
>>707649335
deserved it
>>707649352
Last time I heard, Trump was about to build a wall? Not a mountain? Good for americans, I guess
>>707647278
>>707624289
You should shut your whore cunt mouth up you disgusting fuck. That is a female and no she wasen't ''jerking'' it she was gonna take a 1 minute break and was leaning at her backpack. The lack of oxygen made her sleep almost instantely when the body is in a resting position that high up and she never woke up again.
I have summited Everest, what the fuck have you summited? The stairs leading up to Wal-mart? Fuck out of here you disrespecting twat.
>>707649151
6,190 meters but it is highest point in North America. In Alaska, due to it's position near the North Pole it has seen some of the coldest temps in the world.
No sherpas here. I carry all my own gear. The mountain does have anchored ropes already though. Like i said, from the point where a plane drops me off, i pull a sled to the first camp. (may take more than 1 trip.) then start hikig my gear up to the higher camps which will take several trips. I carry everything on my own. The guide is there to make sure I dont fall down a crevace and as a medical help.
>>707649699
>i tell lies on the internet about paying sherps to carry my fat ass to the top of a mountain i'll never see
>should have gone with navy seal copy pasta
>>707629691
A fall killed him and he landed on his head killing him instantely. The crushed head became with the year bone dust and scattered through the wind leaving nothing behind.
>>707649699
THERE ARENT ANY STAIRS LEADING UP TO WALMART LOL HOW WOULD SCOOTERS EVER GET UP THAT?
>>707638960
>over9000 hours in MSpaint
>>707650089
no kidding, they'd lose 90% of their business
>>707649830
Sounds great, man. Have fun.
>>707649876
No mate. I diden't pay anyone anything. I summited alone. With no gear or clothes on. I'd figure since mother nature and the mountain everest is naked then so shall i. So i climbed everest butt naked and summited alone and i climbed down to base camp still naked.
>>707640809
Commence the jigglin'
>>707649830
BUT WHY
>>707629942
schMatz, her name was Schmatz
>>707642404
>the last decent
>came out less than a month ago
Gotta see this now
>>707649980
whoah
>>707642772
Amputation is just a great story started.
That person would have free beer for life just from the stories they'd tell
>>707650382
i love the alpine. i love the challenge.
every time i summited a mountain it is one of the most amazing and peaceful experiences. Try it out and work your way up on mountains. It really is just enjoyable. Research before any hike is my advice.
>>707647676
>>707650191
sounds like part of a mythos
>>707650652
th-thanks
>>707650817
he named his pile of shit Everest and put it in his backyard.
>>707623038
him
How long have most of these bodies been there? Does the cold and lack of oxygen keep them decomposing extremely slowly?
>>707635626
its all "live a little", "get outta your comfort zone!" and "you will never know your limits!" until these die hard shitheads end up facedown stuck in their own shit.
just because i dont challenge death every other week it doesnt mean im a coward, it means i dont have a deathwish. you can kill yourselves if you like doing that, but dont act as if it was a great accomplishment to be a darwin award contender.
https://mpora.com/mountaineering-expeditions/the-gruesome-truth-about-the-climbers-who-die-on-mount-everest
>>707647278
if u can even get your fat neckbeard ass up that high without passing out
>>707651824
It's frozen year round. Not really much room for decomposition. Bacteria doesn't work that well up there and insects won't touch it.
I'm sure the bodies range from the first expeditions all the way to this year
>>707622187
Oh shit! He ain't dead yet!!
>>707622078
I'd put my dick in its mouth and get the best ice blow job ever.
