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WW3 has begun and the nukes are in the air! Unfortunately we only have so much space and can only let in those that will benefit the future.

Singles: SOL

Dubs/Trips: Allowed in

Quads and up: Drops the nukes
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See ya nerds
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lol you're dead
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oh
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Roll
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Fuck the earth anyways its shit.
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>>707621119
close one you fucker
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Fawk
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Goodbye cruel world..
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I want to ride the nuke
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I don't need shelter anyways playing fallout has prepared me for this shit
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>>707620873
Ok.
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>>707620873
ok
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>>707620873
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>>707621588
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ayy
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finally
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I can beat Super Mario in less than 15 minutes. I know you have a spot for a classic game champ.
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>>707620873
I'd rather just die
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ok
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i have no relevant skills or capabilities
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Knock Knock ma niggaz
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Ecks
Dee
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OPEN THE DOOR
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roll
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>>707622227
dUDE YOU WERE SO CLOSE
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i would rather die
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kek cu fags
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I have aids
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>>707620873
WHATEVER HAPPENS DON'T LET ME IN
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>>707622227
HOLY GOD DAMN FUCKING ASS HAIR TYING TO TOGETHER CHRIST THAT WAS CLOSE!!!
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I want to die
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HIV+
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i am the god
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>>707620873
Gdbbfiybb
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>>707620873
bumping cuck channel for WW3

detonation code: K177@77N1663rS
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I'm scared please
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>>707620873
no lock on the door.
i roll a single... but i go in with my gun and kill you all
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>>707622888
>>707622999
Holy fuck.
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>>707620873
Can I come in
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>>707620873
Fuck the niggers
Someone drop the nuke
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>>707620873
Rolling
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>>707623333

Thanks bud.
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Let's go
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>>707620873
See you shits on the other side.
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>>707622888
Does Trips mean we only let whites in...the code IS

Kill all Niggers
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>>707620873
HERE COME THE DRUMS!!
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i sure hope no faggys from 4chin cums in here when i close door
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Am i in?
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Sure I'm in
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>>707623333
nao u is because deaf. deserter of words
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K
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nothing worth saving anyway, not in regards to me
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>>707622888 (HEIL'D)
tob geg fam
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make way fellas
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Open the Gates.
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let me in
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>>707620873
Rollin (will kill everyone in the bunker)
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Welp, see you later m8s.
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rolll
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>>707620873
Fuck you OP, if you are too stupid to put your bomb shelter under ground then I am pretty sure you are too stupid to have toilet paper in there.
ENjoy being cooked in the can.
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>>707620873
Alright, we already detonated the kill all nigger nuke. Now how do weed out the kikes?
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Trips rips
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>>707620873
Do i get a free vault boy?
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at long last.
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>>707620873
IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN
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I sure do hope this goes well.
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Check em.
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in get
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>>707624442
So close
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let me in :P
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plz
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Where do I sit?
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lemee in!
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>>707624510
No
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>>707624510
prove race
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>>707620873
Rip me
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>>707624277
Replace all the grains in bags of kosher salt with Zyklon pellets
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ez pz
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>>707620873
>>707617238

Same OP?
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>>707624659
Perfect
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>>707620873
uhhh
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Upper pupper saves the day
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>>707624688
AH YSIS I GOT IN
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>>707620873
fuck this
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yay i'm safe
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As long as i don't have to go through the fucking G.O.A.T.
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gonna be a sausageparty in there
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>>707620873
Gonna go ahead and slide in this door
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>>707624765
you and that fucking dog need to die in a fire
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roll
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>>707620873
too late, bombs are dropping NOW
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I'm kind of depressed
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>>707620873
Rollin
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rollerino
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get me in
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>>707620873

im looking foward to starving once we run out of supplies.
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>>707620873
sigh
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>>707624765
safe landing pupper

kek wills it
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Fire away
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Let me in pls
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>>707625234
we aren't going to starve anon, there will be plenty of you to go around.
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Roll
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In
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>>707625121
well, that was shit
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I want to live mamma!
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>>707620873
oh shit i got to get in in time. jk bitches
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>>707622227
Oh fuck that was close. Let me on yiu fucking bastards!!!
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dunt givafuk em chuk norris
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Die you fuckers
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>>707620873
gotta go in fuck
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ooga booga
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Die
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quick let me in I'm fertile as fuck.
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>>707623333
BOOM
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>>707625544
ez
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>>707620873
jk rawling
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Open space for the mayor
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>>707620873
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>>707620873
Is I is dead?
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Can this cute BBC bigger breed your women in there?
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rollio
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>>707626850
Fuck off nigger
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>>707620873
Lemme get a cracker before I die
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Rolll
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fuck you i wanna die
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>>707620873
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The nukes went up and will never come down. No one will get quads
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fuck you guys, heres a nuke
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Doesn't matter since I will kill myself anyways. Kek has betrayed me, forsaken me; I see no reason to continue living on this wretched earth.
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Rolololol
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>>707620873
knock knock
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Open the door
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So if i drop the nukes does that also put me in the safe house?
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>>707620873
I finally get to die
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trips get
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Hello form the other sideeeee
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rollan
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Quad 7s get
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>>707627726
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>>707627517
it looks like he could foil isis plans
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Megaton here we go!
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If I get in I'm blasting everyone's assholes with piss while they sleep!
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7's pls, end it
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>>707627694
gief
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but I AM VAULT TEC
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FUCK IT
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I had a good life
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Who cares
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I'm obese let me in
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Prepared for the future!
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>>707620873
IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
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Ded
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Open
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Rip
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>>707620873
boom
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Sula blyat akhbar!
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I have guns, let me in
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Blyaaaaat
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Let's start with the US and take it from there.
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>>707627726
>OP here
Next dubs gets in and drops the nuke
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Please
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with my luck im probably dead
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Let me in
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Please no
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>>707628722
yeet nvm
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Rollan
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Rollerino
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Dubs get
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ez
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Oh boy
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Smell ya later nerds
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Enrolling
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>>707620873
Rollin 4 my life
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I don't wanna die
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>>707620873
Pls let me in m8 il zoink ur jinkies
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Roll 9999 or 0000
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Shit rolling
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>>707620873
Check em ^
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Need dooopz
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Ddddubz
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what the fuck might as well roll.
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Love these threads. ROLL
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Ayy rollano
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I ain't fightin' cockroaches for food choad moisteners!
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>>707620873
Boi
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I want innnnn
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In
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>>707620873
can i get in? :3
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>>707620873
boii
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North Korea guy reporting in
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let me in there
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>>707620873
I WONT DIE
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I'm a billionare you have to let me in
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Roll
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>>707620873
I've got nothing to live for anyways
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Poop
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Outta my way niggers
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>>707629900
I hate everything
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Roooooll
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lata bitches
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>>707620873
I'm an engineer. Let me in.
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>>707629996
woa.
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LET ME IN
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I will get dubs, but just to store my stuff. I'm gonna purposely die out there
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Please let me in
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>>707630177
YEA NIGGAS C YA L8R
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I often jizz in my pants masturbatin on elevators with snoopy :3
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>>707620873
quick friends
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>>707620873
Rip
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Let me in pls
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Im coming in faggots
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Fuck.
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>>707620873
roll for my life
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See you in the future!
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>>707630106
role
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>>707630977
YES!
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Let me in please
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ANNDD II IIII WIL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
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see ya fags
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Lemme in!!!
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Dem Drones
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Rollin
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>>707620873
ill jist put my car exhaust on your ventilation system kill you all then take the place over
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>>707620873
let me in boss
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>>707620873
As a certified anal doctor I can perform all butt operations.

Treatments include:
Butt de-hurtment.

I think I'm qualified.
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I want to live, just not with you faggots.
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What sets off the bomb?
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Don't worry guys, I won't press the big red button.
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Not like anyone will miss Russia....
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Nuke me bro
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>>707620873
Ah cinnamon cocks!!
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roll niggers
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poo
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God bless America.
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please allow me to enter your shelter as i wish to survive and i can be very useful in a wide variety of situations
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nukes drop
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i'm already erect
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>>707620873
Let me in with my hat!
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Bikini bottom is the only safe place.
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>>707620873
>>>/f/agscantbluetext
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>>707633910
>>707633910
fuck you all
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>>707633810
LET ME IN!
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I want in!
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>>707620873
You'll need a really hot fuckboi for all those lonely nights in the dark cold shelter..;)

>dubs get
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please, Let me in. I cant die yet, my pokedex still isnt filled.
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>>707633810
BOO YA
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>>>blue
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>>707634157
FUCKING LET ME IN!
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Dank weed and good meem
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dubs
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>>707634192
>>>/f/ag
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>>707620873
Geeeettt! Lets.do this
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Lemme in.
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>>blue
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>>707634391
I will get it let me try
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ala ahkbar!!!
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nigger tongue my anus
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>>707634391
>>>blue
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In
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Roll for nuke
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>>707634551
>>>/f/ag
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Check my dubs!!!!
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>>707620873
90% chance i wont get in
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>>707620873
roll
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>>707634391
I did it I know now
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Check em
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Roll
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checkem
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>>707623333
Guys we have like one survivor , it blew up ages ago stop rolling u faggots
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*slash nuke in half with kataner*
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LET ME THE FUCK IN!!
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>>707634953
No quads, didnt work.
Rip scrub
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>>707634405
reroll.
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Ayo hol up
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Rolli
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I love cats
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Later boys
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>>707635333
Ayyyyyyy
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Oh boy
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let me in
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>>707620873
Let me in or I'll destroy your bunker.
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>>707620873
rolling! I have skills to help!
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Rolling
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i want in ...i want in ...faggot¡¡¡
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>>707620873
I hope i get singles
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Rolling
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