WW3 has begun and the nukes are in the air! Unfortunately we only have so much space and can only let in those that will benefit the future.
Singles: SOL
Dubs/Trips: Allowed in
Quads and up: Drops the nukes
See ya nerds
lol you're dead
oh
Roll
Fuck the earth anyways its shit.
>>707621119
close one you fucker
Fawk
Goodbye cruel world..
I want to ride the nuke
I don't need shelter anyways playing fallout has prepared me for this shit
>>707620873
Ok.
>>707621588
ayy
finally
I can beat Super Mario in less than 15 minutes. I know you have a spot for a classic game champ.
>>707620873
I'd rather just die
ok
i have no relevant skills or capabilities
Knock Knock ma niggaz
Ecks
Dee
OPEN THE DOOR
roll
>>707622227
dUDE YOU WERE SO CLOSE
i would rather die
kek cu fags
I have aids
>>707620873
WHATEVER HAPPENS DON'T LET ME IN
>>707622227
HOLY GOD DAMN FUCKING ASS HAIR TYING TO TOGETHER CHRIST THAT WAS CLOSE!!!
I want to die
HIV+
i am the god
>>707620873
Gdbbfiybb
>>707620873
bumping cuck channel for WW3
detonation code: K177@77N1663rS
I'm scared please
>>707620873
no lock on the door.
i roll a single... but i go in with my gun and kill you all
>>707622888
>>707622999
Holy fuck.
>>707620873
Can I come in
>>707620873
Fuck the niggers
Someone drop the nuke
>>707620873
Rolling
>>707623333
Thanks bud.
Let's go
>>707620873
See you shits on the other side.
>>707622888
Does Trips mean we only let whites in...the code IS
Kill all Niggers
>>707620873
HERE COME THE DRUMS!!
i sure hope no faggys from 4chin cums in here when i close door
Am i in?
Sure I'm in
>>707623333
nao u is because deaf. deserter of words
K
nothing worth saving anyway, not in regards to me
>>707622888 (HEIL'D)
tob geg fam
make way fellas
Open the Gates.
let me in
>>707620873
Rollin (will kill everyone in the bunker)
Welp, see you later m8s.
rolll
>>707620873
Fuck you OP, if you are too stupid to put your bomb shelter under ground then I am pretty sure you are too stupid to have toilet paper in there.
ENjoy being cooked in the can.
>>707620873
Alright, we already detonated the kill all nigger nuke. Now how do weed out the kikes?
Trips rips
>>707620873
Do i get a free vault boy?
at long last.
>>707620873
IN IN IN IN IN IN IN IN
I sure do hope this goes well.
Check em.
in get
>>707624442
So close
let me in :P
plz
Where do I sit?
lemee in!
>>707624510
prove race
>>707620873
Rip me
>>707624277
Replace all the grains in bags of kosher salt with Zyklon pellets
ez pz
>>707620873
>>707617238
Same OP?
>>707624659
Perfect
>>707620873
uhhh
Upper pupper saves the day
>>707624688
AH YSIS I GOT IN
>>707620873
fuck this
yay i'm safe
As long as i don't have to go through the fucking G.O.A.T.
gonna be a sausageparty in there
>>707620873
Gonna go ahead and slide in this door
>>707624765
you and that fucking dog need to die in a fire
roll
>>707620873
too late, bombs are dropping NOW
I'm kind of depressed
>>707620873
Rollin
rollerino
get me in
>>707620873
im looking foward to starving once we run out of supplies.
>>707620873
sigh
>>707624765
safe landing pupper
kek wills it
Fire away
Let me in pls
>>707625234
we aren't going to starve anon, there will be plenty of you to go around.
Roll
In
>>707625121
well, that was shit
I want to live mamma!
>>707620873
oh shit i got to get in in time. jk bitches
>>707622227
Oh fuck that was close. Let me on yiu fucking bastards!!!
dunt givafuk em chuk norris
Die you fuckers
>>707620873
gotta go in fuck
ooga booga
Die
quick let me in I'm fertile as fuck.
>>707620873
jk rawling
Open space for the mayor
>>707620873
>>707620873
Is I is dead?
Can this cute BBC bigger breed your women in there?
rollio
>>707626850
Fuck off nigger
>>707620873
Lemme get a cracker before I die
Rolll
fuck you i wanna die
The nukes went up and will never come down. No one will get quads
fuck you guys, heres a nuke
Doesn't matter since I will kill myself anyways. Kek has betrayed me, forsaken me; I see no reason to continue living on this wretched earth.
Rolololol
>>707620873
knock knock
Open the door
So if i drop the nukes does that also put me in the safe house?
>>707620873
I finally get to die
trips get
Hello form the other sideeeee
rollan
Quad 7s get
>>707627517
it looks like he could foil isis plans
Megaton here we go!
If I get in I'm blasting everyone's assholes with piss while they sleep!
7's pls, end it
>>707627694
gief
but I AM VAULT TEC
FUCK IT
I had a good life
Who cares
I'm obese let me in
Prepared for the future!
>>707620873
IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE
Ded
Open
Rip
>>707620873
boom
Sula blyat akhbar!
I have guns, let me in
Blyaaaaat
Let's start with the US and take it from there.
>>707627726
>OP here
Next dubs gets in and drops the nuke
Please
with my luck im probably dead
Let me in
Please no
>>707628722
yeet nvm
Rollan
Rollerino
Dubs get
ez
Oh boy
Smell ya later nerds
Enrolling
>>707620873
Rollin 4 my life
I don't wanna die
>>707620873
Pls let me in m8 il zoink ur jinkies
Roll 9999 or 0000
Shit rolling
>>707620873
Check em ^
Need dooopz
Ddddubz
what the fuck might as well roll.
Love these threads. ROLL
Ayy rollano
I ain't fightin' cockroaches for food choad moisteners!
>>707620873
Boi
I want innnnn
In
>>707620873
can i get in? :3
>>707620873
boii
North Korea guy reporting in
let me in there
>>707620873
I WONT DIE
I'm a billionare you have to let me in
Roll
>>707620873
I've got nothing to live for anyways
Poop
Outta my way niggers
>>707629900
I hate everything
Roooooll
lata bitches
>>707620873
I'm an engineer. Let me in.
>>707629996
woa.
LET ME IN
I will get dubs, but just to store my stuff. I'm gonna purposely die out there
Please let me in
>>707630177
YEA NIGGAS C YA L8R
I often jizz in my pants masturbatin on elevators with snoopy :3
>>707620873
quick friends
>>707620873
Rip
Let me in pls
Im coming in faggots
Fuck.
>>707620873
roll for my life
See you in the future!
>>707630106
role
>>707630977
YES!
Let me in please
ANNDD II IIII WIL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
see ya fags
Lemme in!!!
Dem Drones
Rollin
>>707620873
ill jist put my car exhaust on your ventilation system kill you all then take the place over
>>707620873
let me in boss
>>707620873
As a certified anal doctor I can perform all butt operations.
Treatments include:
Butt de-hurtment.
I think I'm qualified.
I want to live, just not with you faggots.
What sets off the bomb?
Don't worry guys, I won't press the big red button.
Not like anyone will miss Russia....
Nuke me bro
>>707620873
Ah cinnamon cocks!!
roll niggers
poo
God bless America.
please allow me to enter your shelter as i wish to survive and i can be very useful in a wide variety of situations
nukes drop
i'm already erect
>>707620873
Let me in with my hat!
Bikini bottom is the only safe place.
>>707620873
>>>/f/agscantbluetext
>>707633910
>>707633910
fuck you all
>>707633810
LET ME IN!
I want in!
>>707620873
You'll need a really hot fuckboi for all those lonely nights in the dark cold shelter..;)
>dubs get
please, Let me in. I cant die yet, my pokedex still isnt filled.
>>707633810
BOO YA
>>>blue
>>707634157
FUCKING LET ME IN!
Dank weed and good meem
dubs
>>707620873
Geeeettt! Lets.do this
Lemme in.
>>blue
>>707634391
I will get it let me try
ala ahkbar!!!
nigger tongue my anus
>>707634391
>>>blue
In
Roll for nuke
Check my dubs!!!!
>>707620873
90% chance i wont get in
>>707620873
roll
>>707634391
I did it I know now
Check em
Roll
checkem
>>707623333
Guys we have like one survivor , it blew up ages ago stop rolling u faggots
*slash nuke in half with kataner*
LET ME THE FUCK IN!!
>>707634953
No quads, didnt work.
Rip scrub
>>707634405
reroll.
Ayo hol up
Rolli
I love cats
Later boys
>>707635333
Ayyyyyyy
Oh boy
let me in
>>707620873
Let me in or I'll destroy your bunker.
>>707620873
rolling! I have skills to help!
Rolling
i want in ...i want in ...faggot¡¡¡
>>707620873
I hope i get singles
Rolling