If this thread gets 100 replies. I will personally destroy the world within 24 hours. One chance only. OP will deliver.
Please do
Dude, im up for it
does samefag count?
Doo it
>>707617238
Is this Putin?
>>707617758
Putin my foot up your ass
bump
>>707617758
No, I'm American and work at a nuclear missile launch facility. I have access to the nuclear button.
Do not reply in this thread if you do not want to watch the world burn. This is a test.
>>707617238
>>707618233
Dude, fuck yes
Why not
Reply
Yes
Plz
>>707617238
Do it
>>707617238
Contributing, and bumping for sure
>>707618233
do it faget
but before you off yourself, leave a note saying "allahu akbar" on your desk or whatever
Please
>>707618584
Nice
20
Please do it
>>707617238
>If this thread gets 100 replies. I will personally destroy the world within 24 hours. One chance only. OP will deliver.
I have plans for this weekend, so, no.
lets go boiis
21
+1
>>707618725
Do it
lets go boii
Please kill us all
Pls do
>>707618770
+1 more
Do it faģgot
check
But we'll all die as virgins.
Do it
33% APOCALYPSE!
>>707618888
Holy shit
>>707618889
ill lend you my gf
do it pussy you wont
>>707618888
Fucking checkd
solid get right there
40
Hell yes
>>707618888
checked
yes pls
>>707618888
Gawd DAMN
>>707617238
do it faggot
>>707618888
witnessed
Yes please
>this thread
Go
>>707618888
>checkd
How long after we get 100 posts will you launch the missiles?
Start with Africa please
>>707618888
oh shit
>>707617238
do eet
>>707618888
destroyed
Smite us
>>707617238
bill burnanke, is it you ?
>>707617238
Joining potentially epic bread
I think everyone on here would like to die but are too pussy to actually kill themselves.
OP is a faggot though, and won't do it either.
Lit
>>707617238
go for it
>>707618233
>I work at a nuclear launch facility
Post proof with timestamp
>>707617238
put me in screencap of end of world ty
>>707617238
cleanse the world with fission and fusion
i dare reply
Do it faggot
>>707617238
Take your meds
Kill all these faggots
>the jews in the holocaust had access to the top doctors at the time
>>707617238
[email protected]
nigger1234
enjoy!
>>707619285
Within 24 hours. The target options are already set to hit a military facility in Russia. That's where it's heading. Russia will react. It will cause a chain reaction of nuclear explosions in the world. Nobody will be able to survive this. The end for humanity is certain.
>>707617238
i welcome the nuclear apocalypse
Bullshit
>>707617238
do it faggot
>>707618233
>access to the nuclear button
Your overwhelming ignorance gives you away more than anything
Pic of nuclear launch codes in pooper with time stamp or gtfo
Let it be on your will, Anon.
>>707617238
Please
>>707619909
Fine with me.
>>707617238
make the pain stop
Please finish this
>>707617238
i have terminal cancer anyway. might as well.
>>707619909
Fuck off chuuni nigger. I bet youre playing defcon while in a shitty net cafe and youre feelingbtough RPing here.
>>707617238
I'm waiting...
>>707620093
This
>>707617238
Can I have some tacos first?
>>707617238
looking forward to it.
>>707618233
>>707617238
fucking do it
>mfw OP isn't bullshitting and actually delivers
>mfw 4chan destroys the world
>>707617238
>>707618233
PFFFFFFFFFT You can't do it unless you literally had a cuntSpiracy to do it
Fucking end the world so that we won't have to endure a Trump or another Clinton Presidency.
>>707620474
Better hurry, OP always delivers
OP, you're a faggot, if you actually had the chance you'd never contemplate the idea. Kill yourself on live stream, I except a twitch link.
>>707620561
posting in le epic bread
where da le upboat button? xDDD
bump bumpity bump
>>707619510
>Not wanting to take the world out with you
Desu fampai
>>707617238
Fuck you OP you don´t have the power
>>707620599
DUBS don't lie
Czech'd
No don't
100 right here deliver op
>>707620677
Fuck you
>100 replies achieved
Cmon faggot launch 'em!!!
Let's go
Please don't tell her that you can get the job and the rest are the same way as you know how you been to one side to you too much of it.
>>707617238
Do it faggot
Include in screencap
let's go faggot
>>707617238
you started yet, faglord?
We're waiting op
>>707617238
don't do it op
rolling for it not to happen
>>707620909
Wut
>Waiting
Deliver it bitch make it rain blood
>>707621134
roll
Dew it
>inb4 OP pulls some bullshit that the nuke is on Mars and will take 10 years to land here once launched.
>>707618889
I'll lend you my mum
>>707617238
Boom.
100 replies. That does it. Say farewell to your love ones, tell them how much you love them. Within 24 hours your reality is upside down. A neverending void of darkness awaits. But first you will suffer, and look into the face of pure agony itself. The world will burn. The end.
>>707621214
kek
>>707621272
how about fallout shelters
>>707618888
nice, check this
>>707621214
>Within 24 hours
Funny though
Well gentleman, if this is all true I 3% aided in destroying the world and will be shouldering the 3% of lives lost rather gracefully.
If not, it's just interesting to know we are all literally a bunch of assholes who want to watch the world burn.
i will indeed say farewell to my love ones
>>707618233
A hardened facility with unmonitored traffic, okay.
>>707621272
WOOOOOOOOOO
APOCALAAPSEEEE WOOOOOOO
>>707620093
Fuck yeees faggot
i really hope this is real
>>707621272
But first, you have to catch me
Last fap of our lives boys, better make it good
Brb g2g find a feminine penis to touch before it all ends
no you won't you stupid cunt
>>707621492
The picture or the nuke?
>>707618888
Start the engines, Elon
>>707621403
Nice pepe
Wouldn't mind dying in the apocalypse tbh
>>707621352
This, humans WILL repopulate.
You cannot completely destroy the human race.
>>707617238
If singles OP is a lie
>This is a government plan to freak somebody out and make them commit crimes.
>>707621272
This is beyond. Later Op. I think you may realize that this sort of thing, isn't often considered a joke by some.
>>707617238
Puh-leeeeeease OP-kun.
>>707621799
nigga dont
as long as I die
>>707617238
>>707618233
>>707619909
>>707621272
100 replies?? If you want to destroy the world just do it, but dont try to spread the blame on /b/. If you asked for 300 replies, maybe it would be legit.
>>707621272
>jajaja but..... i wanna die now YOU DISGUSTING BITCH KILL ALL THE FUCKING WHOLE EXISTENCE OF THIS FUCKING PLANET
>>707618888
god damnit. Going to die today
MODS
O
D
S
End my life
cmon 150+ replies... OP give proof now or gtfo
>>707621951
>jajaja
>>707622177
I second this
>>707617238
Check
post pic of the nuclear button with timestamp nigger
Unless you're some weird Alpharius/Omegon bullshit, you don't have both codes.
Do you know who,actually has those codes?
People who aren't on /b/
>>707621272
I'm gon have the best raider gang!!
>You're at work tomorrow
>suddenly, everyone is staring at their phones in shock
>you look, and to your disbelief, a nuke has hit Russia
>"OP delivered" you say aloud
>youre the fist one to break the silence, and are then brought in for questioning
>>707617238
Well, we're long past 100 replies and I'm still here. What are you waiting for, faggot?
>>707624579
24 hour wait
>>707617238
Nice Try Sorros, you are already doing that though.
>>707624793
>wait for it
Fuck off with your bullshit then. You ain't gonna do shit.
iam going to use to full capacity of my last 24 hour and do a fap marathon
>>707624991
Not OP, just read the thread
OP never delivers. Sodomite bastard.
Do it
Consider this:
1. Launching a nuclear missile is a big deal. I highly doubt that the military would allows a single person to take a decision and launch a nuclear missile.
2. That shit is probably wired with a bunch of stuff. If a launch was indeed made, a group of people should be notified.
3. It's a cruise missile. It takes time to reach the destination. These things can be probably disabled before it reaches target. Just to be to disable accidental launches.
4. I'm guessing that a nuclear launch would come as an order from the higher ups. A security measure can be implemented that the people responsible to launch it, only receive the launch codes when the order is issued, through a secured channel.
5. If OP did manage to launch, or tried launching a nuke, he is probably screwed, and won't be able to post anymore. Like ever.
Do you even know how to launch a nuke? It takes several people to do It.
>>707617238
DO IT FAGGOT
>>707621272
Do it you fucking faggot i'm waiting in agony.
