Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707591794
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>707605014(Chara)
I feel like you'll regret making that fact about you known
Enjoy the attention
>>707604663
Miku's spacier, I like that a lot in a bedroom. But Yuuko's looks comfy anyway.
>>707605050
Kyoubot activated.
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I'm too lazy to test it out.
It better be good.
>>707605176
>Miku's spacier
Lewd.
>>707604663
>Oh, so long
I wish that's what she said
:(
>>707604831
I could maybe draw a decent Galil, but I don't want to.
I kinda do now though.
Yeah ______ is a girl.
>But doesn't want people to know.
still here
Claim! Try to steal niggers.
カラミチーマス
back from dinner
yuno claimed
>>707605176
>Miku's spacier
I told you she's a whore.
How do I make friends in high school? I have none...
Eternal virginity: The Thread
>>707605267
So you don't or you do want?
>>707605361
Oh shit waddup!
>>707605394
I just had chicken too ^w^
>>707605415
>in high school
>in
That's the problem
>>707605176
Is it a comfy day for you?
>>707605215
You really like this image
>>707605262
^ this also applies to you
>>707604831
>>707605319
But why's that celery?
Are you just filled with nothing, but love for others?
>>707605394
Yandere
>>707605415
Start taking showers, lose weight, stop being a beta fucking anime watcher that participates in this cringe festivals
>>707605050
Stop with the fucking cancer and go back to fucking /a/
>>707605295
But then who was blank?
>>707605415
You aren't in high school, so you can't.
Legally can't anyway.
>>707605433
Thanks
>>707605498
I think I do
>>707605566
Wew, close one.
>>707605640
That's not how it works
>>707605640
Even that crusty virgin safe zone won't accept these cringe extravaganzas
>>707605566
where is the :3?
>>707605498
i hope it was good
fast food?
>>707605563
she is
you have a keen eye yuno that?
>>707605566
not sure what you mean
Still here
>>707605171
You must have mistaken me with someone else
>>707604562
Is this some sort of new copypasta?
>>707604663 (Yuuko)
>>707605563
How's your day, Cutie?
>>707605620
There are anime clubs in highschool. I know because i'm in one. Being a weeb =/= NEET.
>>707605502
yes that's what I said good job
>>707605566
FUCK OFF I've been in these threads for like 17 months so what if I use my phone you asswhole
>>707605620
I'm pretty normal
>>707605684
I just want friends :(
>konata
>>707605640
Is Syndra /a/nime, or are you stupid?
>>707605415
I wouldn't be here if i knew
>>707605433
Welcome to it
>>707605566
Not bad
>>707605824
Is a fie day. How about you?
>>707605215
>>707605824
I meany ilya my autism is acting up
>>707605563
Yes. If you don't have love for the people you talk to (even just a little) you might get on their bad side. No one has time for that shit.
>>707605566
Fuck '_'
>>707605684
Have fun drawing!
>>707605815
Yeah. Made by arabs, in big pots and shit. Really tasty. And no chem shit used. All natural.
>>707605563
I don't know why I post it so much, it's the 7th lowest quality picture in my folder.
>>707605696
Story of my life but instead of one day it's all of 2016.
>>707605415
I guess just go out to clubs and stuff, or find some people with common interests
>>707605498
Back still hurts
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>707605756
Damage control.
>>707605563
It's raining which is a rarity here until this time of the year, it's pretty comfy to be at home with it.
I had some things to do but they were not too important and I used the rain as an excuse to delay them. What about you?
>>707605566
kek
>>707605939
Vigil? More like Virgin!
Am I doing good, alphashitposter-chan?
>>707606068
Sucks. Smash it against the wall, maybe will help. Don't ask how or why. It helps me when my arm hurts. I just smash that shit on the table and the pain stops.
>>707605848
I would kill myself before joining a high school anime or video game club
>>707606068
no one likes lolis here ;-;
>>707606029
I'll do it when I get home
>>707606110
My grandparents didn't fight Japs though
>>707606068
Pop it
>>707605885
You don't get friends just by asking
>>707606366
Oh? Not home? What work?
>>707606056
>mai trying to find ur dick.jpg
>>707606164
My usual boring schedule. Nothing new i'm afraid. I would enjoy some rain if it decided to come down.
>>707606319
Maybe you can meet guys who like Lucky star and that want to bring you downtown to poundtown.
>>707605566
And this my dear people, is how you get (You) 's
>>707605922
Same, did some uni stuff, chores and played the last of us. Now I'm just wasting time like every day
>>707606215
I believe the reason why it works is because you think about the pain you're inflicting yourself and thus forget about the pain which is already there.
>>707606110
>mfw when my great grandparents were Nazis
mmmmkay
>>707606110
>Bedrooms bright.
>Penis away.
>Grandparents are not military but I am.
Consider what? You didn't put any sort of choice in your sentence, did you misuse the word?
>best fox claimu
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>707606029
sounds pretty great
you are from Russia right?
no KFC there?
im not saying thats better, on the contrary, but its usually where people get their chicken
>>707605818
hows class?
Will draw your waifu for (You)s
>>707606513
Take your rp to
>>>/trash/
>>707606366
will you be my friend?
>>707606452
my high school has a gay club so maybe there's some overlapping anime members in it
>>707606215
I already had someone step on me, punch me, and almost kick me. I also tried Asian remedies
>>707605563
I just love the sauce.
Makes having 1k+ images feel pretty pointless.
>>707605939
You'll have to be the one forgiving me horrible response waits this time, Mikan.
>>707606610
heretics ree
>>707606610
Draw mine
dew eet
>>707606474
Wow. Never thought about it this way.
>>707606564
Well I am from Russia but I am in Egypt right now. I live there because it is waaaay cheaper. And yes, there are KFCs in Russia.
>>707606650
Dang. Have you tried bleach? Pls don't hate me for my stupid jokes :(
>>707606610
Draw her with your left hand
>Konata
>>707606366
It's the upper part. I can't find a good way to.
>>707606610
Requesting
>>707606610
I bet you wont!
>>707606564
Over, it was just peer review today, debating whether food or sleep is more important right now.
>>707606610
Why not. Request.
So dull and inane.
I bet you're parents joke about you as well. Their son who never played sports or had a girlfriend. Because he wasted his whole life playing video games and watching anime. I can see you now, in your dark bedroom, the only light source being the computer screen. Roaches scattered about the anime dolls and cum stained body pillows, brought there from the vast amount of cookie crumbs and uneaten chicken nuggets. You sit on 4chan and bitch and moan like a little fucking baby, while carefully selecting which autistic Chinese cartoon girl you're going to put as your image. You begin to cry, but mom comes into your room, steps around the piss bottles, and lays a fresh plate of pizza rolls on your desk. She knocks over one of your anime dolls so you start to cry and whine, eventually shutting your adult diaper. She walks out of your room to find your dad hanging from the ceiling fan, with a suicide note about how dissapointed he was in the fat, unshowered weaboo that his offspring became.
>>707606610
>>707606610
>>707606610
Please do
>>707606423
Construction, but I'm just sitting in a warehouse right now.
>>707606474
>great grandparents were Nazis
Did you inherit any neat stuff?
>>707606610
Do it and I'll give you 10 (You)s and a lewd.
>>707606630
Nyet
Not for free anyway
>>707606744
Get a heating pad
>>707606610
that would be cool
here is my payment
>>707606736
yea i believe that but isnt it a fuckfest there after Mubarak died?
okay but are they in Egypt?
>>707606784
oh that is pretty sweet
and sleep, its always sleep
>>707606912
Nice.
>>707606907
Jokes on you. I have no parents!
>>707606912
what the flip does "nyet" mean?
and ok, they all say that :(
>>707606900
I want to marry you...
>707606907
Damage control.
>>707607105
Being so butt mad that you won't link your big bad bullies post number
Kek
>>707605050
Claiming Sena Kashiwazaki from Haganai. Surprised you faggots didn't claim her yet.
>>707607072
Its alright.
>>707607088
Nyet means "no" in Russian
Maybe you can find a way to convince me to be your friend
>>707606900
Good morning sweetheart <3
>>707607046
I think you may be right
<<707607195
Damage control.
>>707606671
>Makes having 1k+ images feel pretty pointless.
I fail to see how having extra Ruri pics is pointless.
>>707606444
You might not get rain but you get trips.
>>707607046
I live in a small village. No KFCs there. They plan on making a MCD. Still fucking waiting. And everything calmed down like in 4 months after Mubarak died.
>>707607238
Better then sitting at the never changing bar counter and giving drinks to autistic tourists.
>>707607351
Virgin
>>707607271
>>707607329
Wattup spidey? Long time no see.
||707607419
Damage control.
Shiro claimed.
>>707605171
>>707605824
Now I'm hella curious. What did he say?
>>707605415
Befriend grade schoolers using candy and a puppy, then wait until they get older.
That's how I do it, guaranteed success.
>>707605693
Last picture is a legendary pun. Every dad would be proud.
>>707606110
Actually mine fought the fucking Amis.
>>707607271
>>707607329
>>707607380
>>707607452
Wait Spiderman, this isn't a loli thread... yet!
>>707607506
>>707606736
I do that too, but I'm sure there is some actual explanation to it. I'm not sure if mines right though. .. why did I never look it up before?
Lemme just check
Alright, I just asked my father, who once studied medicine. Thing is, your mind concentrates on the other pain more than the pain you already have. You could also just hurt your arm when your back hurts and you'll forget about your backpain because you stimulated your arm and the pain in the arm right now is more important according to the brain.
>>707607323
sweet dreams
>>707607415
who needs a macdick anyways
i thought some stupid Islamic party rose to power
ah well glad its quiet now
>>707607519
Something about having two X Chromosomes
>Chara
>>707607519
>every dad would be proud
Holy fuck you're delusional
>>707605267
Looks shopped
>>707606671
No wirres, Ruri.
I just wanted to know if you were alright.
>>707607088
I don't date boring people.
>>707607249
Hey.
Morning
Hello, yes. This is a story of how I got the idea to make "waifu claiming threads".
So, the story begins when my mom was abusing me with a grate. Then dad came in and beat me, so I got the perfect idea to watch anime. I watched anime, masturbated to 12 year olds with massive tits, and called people for faggots if they said that was wrong, one day. I got bored of wanking off to little children. So I decided to make some shitty thread on /b/ that later on catched on.
>>707607661
>wirres
*worries
Hmph.
>>707607238
I thought you were from Texas?
and what would you like?
>>707607519
I get along well with children, makes me wish I had my own, sloppy
>>707607672
marriage not date
>>707607672
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CtDbl3hL6k
pls baby
>>707607519
>>707607519
They got raided by lolis when they tried to form up to raid the loli train going right now.
>>707607519
Sup bb.
>>707607550
Interesting.
>>707607552
There was this whole Islamic dickshit thing going on, bit it kind of faded away.
>>707607668
Your mom is about to go spiderman.
Xx707607676xX
Damage control.
>>707607763
This wasn't me
>konata
>>707607415
Yeah but I'd rather be doing something more fun.
>TFW not mil
>>707607658
No it's real
>>707607668
Nyet pedik
>>707607676
OK then
Very nice numbers
>>707607747
So?
You know what ;^)
>>707607763
>>707607747
git intresting first
>>707607848
Haay gurl how u doin?
>>707607910
ok bb
for u ill change ^_^
>>707606671
>me horrible
>>707607661
>No wirres,
There seems to be a pattern.
I've been better, Mikan. Appreciated.
A few health conditions brought down my mood not too long ago, but I've been trying to deal with it.
How have you been in general?
I'll work on that response, don't worry.
>>707607413
Posting the same ones all the time is not a good thing to do!
>>707607897
I have no answer to that. Just making reply to keep thread going.
>>707607672
How are you?
>>707607604
You probably do, but that doesn't stop you from having 1 to 3 Ys as well.
>>707607618
"I can't eat that slice of pizza. I'm stuffed."
Yes, dear friend, every dad would be proud.
>>707607747
Have you heard of surprise adoption?
It's like an abduction, but it sounds nicer.
>>707607816
There are no brakes on the loli train.
>>707607844
Olá CC. How's it going?
>>707608004
You can't impersonate me, I have a unique way that I talk
>>707607910
OK
>>707607897
I'll cum on figure later
>>707608145
Good I guess. Ate a chicken.
>>707608145
Choo choo.
>>707608158
Zuzuzu.
>>707608176
im just trying to marry chen :c
>>707608063
OK
>>707608176
That's not what I meant
>>707608145 (You)(You)
nabend
>>707608145
I don't! I'm totally fine, doctors checked! I only have low Vitamin D in my blood.
>>707608405
oh, dich sieht man auch mal wieder
>>707608069
Like always
Always better than anyone.
You?
>>707608309
Needs more brass and guns.
>>707608304
same tbh, I know he likes someone else though...
>>707608309
oh thank God cuz I can't cum standing up
>>707608145
I actually plan on adopting in the future, like for reals ^-^
>>707608483
bin ein viel beschäftigter anon
zurzeit auch zu arbeitszeiten anwesend...
>>707605050
Starscream
>>707608146
>>707608158
did u 2 break up?
>>707608027
I try to keep it somewhat varied but the new filesize limit and laziness don't help. I wish there was an easy way to keep track of how many times did I post each pic.
>>707608285
A whole one?
>>707608405
Ahoy Jibril! In letzter Zeit wohl wieder aktiver?
>>707608483
I wouldn't have guessed that you lack the D.
>>707608546
How will you convince authorities that it's a good idea to have kids live with a dangerous pedophile?
>>707608295
Zuzuzuzu
>>707608500
Good.
Will you marry me?
>>707608842
I was thinking you were gonna ask that. No half of a BBQed chicken. I did not spell that on out correctly.
>>707608674
>vielbeschäftigt
>zu arbeitszeiten anwesend
Such dir eines aus, beides funktioniert nicht. Wie geht's sonst so?
>>707608842
oh dem puns hihihi gottverdammt, nein, das war jetzt unerwartet für mich
>>707608842
I'm not dangerous though, I'm friendly ^-^
I'm gonna give my kids cookies and milk! c:
I wish someone in this thread was as good as I am at life.
But, I'm better than anyone. Damn it.
>>707609035
Meh tier waifu
>>707609035
Good at what? I play clarinet, can you?
Yeah, thought so ya dingus
>>707608914
Chibizuzuzuzu
>>707608987
Good question.
I don't like marrying, unfortunately. Is not really I would like to do in real life.
>>707608842
ich schreibe nur dich an eigentlich, sonst nur zur aussie schicht halb anwesend
also hängt das mehr von dir ab
>>707606671
Done
>>707606677
You're next
>>707606744
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Last one
>>707608997
mich langweilt alles so sehr, dass ich wieder meine Zeit mit /waifu/ verbringe
ob das nun gut oder schlecht ist überlass ich dir
was macht die uni?
>>707609035
Ran is a MUCH better choice, Chen sucks.
>>707609165
I play 7 instruments
I speak 10 different languages fluently
I'm the design master
People can't even say when I'm serious or not? Lack of social skills kicks on, eh?
>>707609224
As long as you don't marry anybody else...
>>707609323
Oh shoot! He/she is actually doing this!
>>707609470
Your cat sucks
>>707609470
>10 different languages fluently
>doubt
>>707609376
Geht, hat letzte Woche angefangen. Morgen hab ich bis 10 am Abend Uni, bin also erst um Mitternacht daheim. Und am Samstag hab ich von 8 bis 15 Uhr Vorlesung.
Bring mich um...
Sonst geht's gut, Vorlesungen sind interessant und besser gehalten als in Jus.
>>707609323
I fucking replied!
>>707609721
>posts without his waifu
>>707609494
Can we still fuck doe?
>>707608027
>There seems to be a pattern.
Yeah, it would appear so. kek
Right. It was a bit obvious, I suppose.
Well, really, don't worry about getting back to me anytime soon. I won't pry. Just take care of yourself.
In general, I've been okay. Certainly doing better. 7 Days to Die recently had a big update, so I've been playing some of that with a few other waifufags. Other than that, most of my time is spent with a dear friend. So, yeah. I've been fine.
>>707609916
>>707609916
>10 languages
>fluent
>doubt
Waifu edition
>>707609907
Oops forgot you
My bad, as compensation I'll do yours after Ran-sama's.
>>707609468
No bully Chen
Welp. Today is gonna suck.
>>707609916
Wew
We can be fuck buddies.
>>707610184
Do it left handed please c:
>>707609751
pic related?
> Vorlesungen sind interessant und besser gehalten als in Jus
hört sich doch gut an
>>707610225
Cute.
>>707610253
Yes.
>>707610227
Welcome back.
>>707610231
You too.
>>707608993
Oh, where you actually out bbqing with friends or did you grill half a chicken alone in your room?
>>707608997
Ich bin nur verdammt froh, dass wir heute auf Englisch geredet haben, oder das hätte nicht funktioniert.
>>707609007
>milk
I bet you would. Freak.
>>707610490
kids need to drink their milk for strong bones
>>707609188
ZUZUZUZU
>>707610559
Well I guess I can't disagree when you post that picture.
>>707610562
ZUZUZUZUZUZU!
>>707606677
Done
>>707610281
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Last one
>>707610446
Thanks
>>707610490
I got that from a BBQ chicken shop. I don't know why people think that peeps on here have no friends or social life.
>>707610820
np bb
>>707610281
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