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Would you date a blind girl /b/?
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>>707594467

Yes and I would lie to her constantly.
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>>707594467
aye
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>>707594467
Yes then I would perfect the art of the silent fuck so I can fuck other woman in the same room as here
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>>707594674
She'd probably smell you, especially as you seem to be a giant piece of shit.
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>>707594467
I don't see what do you mean
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I'm blind
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>>707594467
Yes. In a heartbeat yes.
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>>707594467
So much! I'd rather date a blind girl than a classical girl!
Blindness is so cute!

There's such a lack of blind porn!
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>>707595320
>classical girl
WTF fuck is that?
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>>707595737
Girls that can see, and other kind of bad product.
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>>707595320
>lack of blind porn
because they can't see it, dipshit!
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>>707595791
You English much?
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>>707594467
'Tis my only chance to get laid
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>>707594858
Fucking kek
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>>707595737
>WTF fuck is that?
>WTF fuck
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>>707595835
The fuck is the point of 3d printers then
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>>707595737
A classical girl is a girl from the mid to late 1700s.

So you can imagine why anyone would prefer a blind girl than a dried out corpse. Way cuter.
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>>707595737
>WTF fuck is that?
>WTF fuck
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>>707594467
I'm a mostly blind guy after a head injury and I noticed I tend to get hit on a lot more, by hotter chicks. Maybe it just seems that way. There is a comfort zone thing about not being seen. Girls tend to get a little lazier about their appearance I notice as well.
>source: me. getting laid now more than ever
>unrelated: had a friend who was banging a chick with only one arm. We give him shit for it like "did you rub her stump" etc
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>>707594467
im curious. how the fuck would she know if shes wiped her ass properly? or for that matter weather her cunt is clean? .....dunno man risky business. and seriously that walking slowly cos you have to wait for her with her cane and walking dog and shit? . id fuck her ....dunno bout dating her.
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What all you KS fags fail to realize is that hot blind girls don't actually exist, because how the fuck is a blind girl gonna know what hair, makeup etc. looks good?
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>>707596773
> how the fuck would she know if shes wiped her ass properly?
The same way everyone else does when they take a midnight shit, you lick the paper to check, if your tongue is dry you're good to go.
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>>707596854
No, they do exist. Extreme minority, but they're out there.
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>>707594467
>>707597121
Tits or they don't exist
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>>707594858
Destroyed
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>>707597248
Nigga, I don't have tits for a ten second Google search. Are you kidding me?
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>>707596773
>she wiped her ass properly

I'd image you'd use a bidet as a blind person

>walking slow

You just let her grab your arm, instead of using her cane.

Are you autistic good sir?
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>>707597121
I dunno man, if I was a blind chick I wouldn't trust anyone to tell me how to do my hair and makeup. Girls are fucking cunts to each other, I'd just wind up wearing clown makeup until someone was nice enough to inform me.
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>>707597494
I whipe my ass in the dark half asleep. You know it's clean by feel. Their other senses are heightened because they're lacking another.
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>>707597624
You know some horrible people, m8.
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>>707594467
No. Chicks with all their senses are too much work, fuck compensating for a missing sense too. Ever wait on a woman that can see try and find her keys or some shit in her purse? Fuck one that can't...
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>>707597702
Your right anon
Just like daredevil
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>>707594467
I only date blind women.
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>>707597900
You mean the only women that will date you are blind.
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I knew one girl who became progressively more blind and her teeth got progressively more nasty because she had no visual feedback from her brushing.
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>>707597840
Have you seen the inside of most purses? They're like portable black holes. Or bottomless Bags of Holding.
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>>707594467
i don't see why not
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>>707594467
Most anons literally NEED to date a blind woman
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>>707597900
Flesh lights have no eyes anyway
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>>707594467

I would prefer it.
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>>707597800
Have you ever even seen what horrible pieces of shit women are to each other when they think nobody is watching? I highly doubt being blind would immunize any women to this effect.
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>>707597995
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>>707596347
Dildoes and anime figs.
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>>707597702
You have an unclean anus sir
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>>707595150
Fuck Sarabande plays in the background
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>>707598082
That's disturbing.
Like a lot.
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>>707594858
10/10 would witness again
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>>707598074
Yes, I have. It's fucked. But even females have actual friends, regardless of whether they're blind or not.
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I think my character doesn't fit blind people, and most normal people too, so no
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>>707594858
the burn, though
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>>707598133
I always hear Concord, personally...yeah, this VN ruined me.
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Can't see myself going there....
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Can't see me going there....
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>>707597959
Or just very nearsighted, lazy eyed, or live in dark dark caves.
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>>707594467
I used to date one, she was a sweet girl but the sex could awkward, like when I'd be fucking her and her eyes would be doing that wondering all over the room shit blind people do sometimes, used to freak me out a little, still it encouraged me to improve my pussy eating game and I could make her scream all night long when we did doggy.

I remember the first time we fucked and I got a bit paranoid because the way her eyes would roam around the room made me think someone was creeping up behind me!
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>>707598244
True but unless you're around your buddies 24/7, they can't always have your back.
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>>707594858
Fuck, I want to call you a moralfag but that burn was fucking legendary
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>>707594858
Doo-hoo-hoo
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>>707598582
Wait what? They actually do that during sex? That would be creepy as hell mang
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>>707594858
That shit was on point. 10/10.
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>>707594467
It would be my only chance
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>>707598718
OK, I can't argue that. That's fair.
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>>707596486
how do you know the chicks are hot ?
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>>707598931
Does it really matter? It's the equivalent of paper bagging, but it's involuntary.
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>>707598851
She could still feel your putrid flesh
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>>707594467
Sure i would cum so hard on her face and say betcha didnt see that one cuming huh?
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>>707598851
Why the fuck did you get a piercing? The natural holes weren't enough? Jesus wept...
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>>707598582
How did you two meet?
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>>707594467

The world needs more blind girls. Give fat /ugly cunts a chance.
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>>707599165
They just ran into each other one day...
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>>707598851
This motherfucker needs to see a dermatologist as soon as possible, that shit makes my skin crawl.
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>>707599105
To draw attention away from my acne, idot
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>>707599054
Carlos!
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>>707599054
I wonder, if it was a big load and she was lying on her back and completely unprepared for it, would it be like getting waterboarded?

Like you'd accidentally commit a war crime when all you wanted was a moneyshot.
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>>707594467
No. blind and deaf girl's are too much for me because there would be a huge disconnect. I would show her stuff and she wouldn't procress things the same. Our experiences would be too vastly different that I feel like we aren't that close.
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>>707594858
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>>707599342
Yeah, I don't know if anyone's actually told you this yet, but it's not working.
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>>707598851
Duuude wash your face, apply zit cream, don't touch it and pick at it. Holy fucking shit dude, apply some lotion every morning and it'll go away.
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>>707599165
I'm a gym instructor, or at least I was, she came in and needed some help with certain machines, I would help out and numbers were eventually exchanged and then bodily fluids were.
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>>707599372
>accidentally commit a war crime
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>>707594467

As long as she's not black
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yes

i'm ugly as fuck so she wouldn't know the difference and she would have to like me for who i am and not what i look like
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>>707599568
I'm genuinely curious. What was it like going out with her? Do you still keep in touch?
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>>707599441
But you DID notice the piercing
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>>707599342
Should have gone with a balaclava and ski goggles instead. The piercing makes it look like two "special" zits that have evolved and escaed to higher ground. Seriously though, can't they do somethn for that?
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>>707594467
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>>707598851
I feel sorry for you dude, please go see a doctor and get it under control, until then please no more close up shots, I might be eating.
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>>707599372
kek but anon thats a fucking horrendous mental image... waterboarded with jizz
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>>707598816
Took a while to get used to.
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>>707599806
idk I usually wash my face when I shower
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>>707599776
Not at first, only because >>707599105 pointed it out and I went back for a second look. Sorry, m8, but you should see a doctor.
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Someone post cute blind girls
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>>707599865
Only for the waterboardee.
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>>707599992
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>>707599992
I got you, fam.
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>>707599944
>>707599823
>>707599806
>>707599493
>>707599321
>>707599441
>>707599051
This has been a tremendous wakeup call
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>>707598851
Jesus do you wipe your face with a slice of pizza every night before bed?
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>>707600124
Real girls though
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>>707600181
For everyone my friend, for everyone.
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>>707600181
Sorry it had to be this way, but it's a fixable problem. Just go and get help for it. Professional help.
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>>707600181
To see a dermatologist or kill yourself? Just out of curiosity.
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>>707600183
No, but I haven't washed my sheets in years. now that I think about it.
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>>707594467
no 'cause i'm beautiful
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>>707600250
But she's real to me, anon.
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>>707598851
My shit was that bad back in the day. Two months of some cream from the dermo and I was right as rain. Had to swear off fish and iodized salt for awhile too, that has something to do with it.
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>>707600340
>>707600364
idk I'd always wondered why the girls I message never reply. I assumed it's because I come off as too nice and not "alpha douchebro" enough like they seem to like so fucking much.
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>>707600090
unless shes mentally blind
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>>707594858
top kek
>other woman
>room as here
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>>707600124
Where's that from?
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>>707600379
Holy shit. Alright here's what you do: Use a different pillowcase every night, or drape a new washcloth over your pillow every night.
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>>707600489
Stop eating greasy as fuck food, get a pH-neutral facial scrub and as many anti-acne creams as you can.
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>>707600687
Katawa Shoujo, a VN about being a cripplefucker
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>>707600708
sleep on a bag of dry rice.
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>>707594467
They're the only dates I can get.
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>>707594522
First post best post
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>>707600687
Katawa Shoujo. A VN where you fuck the disabled, made by members of 4chan.

It's actually brilliant and touches on the subject in a thoughtful and sensitive way.
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>>707594467
Jep
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>>707595737
>classical girl
Obviously made during ancient Greek and Roman eras
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>>707595320

de fuq is a classical girl?

Explain yourself Brandon.
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>>707596773
this is exactly why youve never had a gf
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>>707601126
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>>707600124
in a heartbeat
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>>707599372
>>707599054
love you guys
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>>707598082
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>>707599768
It's not bad being with a blind person, she was pretty self sufficient, you soon learn to put shit back right where you found it in their pace when you stay there, and how to walk about with them so you don't walk them into shit, the sex is very tactile obviously, and all the better for it if you ask me, she didn't hold my cock like it was about to bite her and she liked to play with it in her hands, she was also the first girl to push a finger up my ass while she blew me, it was a real trip the first time she did it, we broke up because I found another girl I liked better, nothing to do with the other girl being able to see, she was just a better fit for me in more ways, we didn't keep in touch but I'm still an FB friend so I know she's okay, married now in fact.
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>>707594467

It would give the term "blind date" a whole new meaning.
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>>707597959
savage af
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>>707598851
You made me puke
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tits or gtfo. and yes.
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>>707598851
jesus christ

youre fucking gross

go wash your face bro
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>>707601321
I never even thought about that before, it must be annoying as shit to have a roommate or SO who doesn't put shit back where they found it, when you're blind.
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>>707594467
My gfs legally blind

It's always a blind date
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>>707601321
She ever blindfold you so you could "see" it from her point of view?
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>>707599223
kek
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>>707594858
Hot damn.
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>>707601667
It's annoying as shit when you can SEE, mang.
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>>707599054
ok I chuckled.
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>>707594467
on a blind date ?
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>>707601964
True but it would be 10x worse because you'd have to feel around for shit.
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>>707601321
>Blind girl
>Facebook
calling bullshit anon
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>>707602372
I know, that's my point.
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My friend's sister is blind. I lost her at a county fair once. I never found her.

I assume someone did, eventually. I went home after like 15 minutes of looking lol
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>>707601781
No she was a natural sub in many ways and without bragging I'm a little bit alpha male at times, not the annoying alpha bro male type of cunt but I'm very much a "male" if you catch my drift, I did get her into latex wear and we went to few clubs for latex wearers together, being blind she had little idea about how much she sometimes had out on display and we got some nice attention at clubs.

I introduced her to outdoor sex also, she was very nervous the first time we did it but it also made her cum buckets because of it so she got to like it the more she trusted me.
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>>707603094
Just out of curiosity, the other poster did bring up a good point. How does she use Facebook? Or a computer for that matter?
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>>707603681
There are programs that read out the text on your screen, I have no idea how they would work considering all the different text boxes that can be on your screen at once but apparently it works well enough.
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>>707603947
Better than having your little brother dictate your 4chan posts to you
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>>707603947
Ah ok. I'm assuming going to the cinema was quite a unique experience too.
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>>707594858
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>>707594467
No. I don't date anyone with disabilities. If i wanted something that took up a lot of space and required extra care, I'd get a large dog. Same goes for any girl becoming disabled during our relationship. I would bail faster than a doctor could say "I've got bad news". Gimps are damaged goods, and for omega class NEETs to deal with.
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>>707599372
>Like you'd accidentally commit a war crime when all you wanted was a moneyshot
RIP sides
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>>707594467
Is she completely blind now?
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>>707604457
You seem somewhat close minded. Believe it or not, they tend to be quite independent. Not that it should bother you, since you should be man enough to help her anyway
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>>707604212
Kek
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>>707595737
>WTF FUCK IS THAT
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>>707604776
"Man enough" doesn't really apply here. I don't shop damaged goods and don't see why anyone should waste time on half a human. I wouldn't sign on for that shit. Unless it was for comedic value. Flirt with some retard on crutches or in a chair then drive her to a random apartment complex and head to the stairs. Tell her "looks like this is where your ride ends". Then run like fuck. Go white knight somewhere else.
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>>707605200
Careful what you say. what would happen if you yourself became disabled? Wouldn't you still want someone to be with?>>707605200
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>>707603094
How long ago was this?
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>>707605416
I'd an hero the second i got the chance. I refuse to live as a retard.
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>>707605642
I'd an hero?
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>>707597959
The absolute madman
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>>707605642
Also there's a big difference between someone who's disabled and a "retard". A huuuuuuge difference.
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>>707605830
Suicide, newfriend
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>>707598082
kek
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>>707606042
Not really. Someone who can't see is just as useless as a downie.
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Yes that's a stupid week fantasy of mine. Qt blind girl please god yes.
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>>707605518
it was quiet a few years ago now.

>>707603681
She had all this custom voice activated software on her PC, which made it hard for me to use in a lot of ways, also she had a shitty tv because all she needed was one with good speakers and the right kind of remote and features on it, the screen size and picture was irrelevant to her, she did however have a killer stereo system.
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yes
without a second thought
because of greentext stories

pic related
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Grade A thread here lads
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>>707606200
*Cough cough* David paterson *Cough cough* Stevie Wonder
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>>707606200
So, Stephen Hawkings, by your metric, is useless?
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>>707594467
Hell I would
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>>707606874
And? People are always happy to applaud retards for shit they do. It doesn't make them not retarded.
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>>707606953
Totally useless. Not to mention his work is largely plagiarized from other, non retard, scientists.
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>>707607074
So their achievements are not great, by any sense?
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>>707602423
You are retarded. You think blind people don't use computers?
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>>707595320
Here you go. Enjoy
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>>707596950
Top fucking kek good sir
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>>707598851
Damn son
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>>707607223
In the sense that society collectively treats them like doting parents, they are "the greatest". But it's little more than hanging their shit scrawled paper on the refrigerator.
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unrelated question. anybody know how to save snapchat pictures now? casper hasnt worked in a couple weeks.
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>>707606789
It has been a pretty good one.
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>>707607470
I just take a pocture of them with my tablet.
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>>707607464
You did anything successful recently?
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>>707607660
Of course. I'm not useless.
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>>707607603
you couldnt possibly get a worse quality picture kek
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>>707607819
Like?
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>>707599223
Nice
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>>707607922
Professional success. I'll get a huge bonus this year.
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>>707608132
That's cool. But you know there's some people in a similar role to you that are "disabled" right? Not many, but quite a few regardless
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>>707594467
nots if she looks likes me, thats would be dildos
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>>707605200
You think the "damaged goods" concept is why she never loved you back anon?
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>>707608425
Thats pretty brutal bro
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>>707594467
I don't see why not.
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>>707605200
She must've rejected you hard to make you that much of an online badass
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>>707598851
Your face prolly feels like braille to a blind chick.
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>>707608425
>Skwisgaar not fucking anything and everything with a pulse
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>>707608953
>touches face
gfiulgrgrfeaiuga
>mfw
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>>707608362
Not really, being able bodied is a requirement of my job, so is a degree. So that rules out both kinds of retards
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ITT: has anyone here played katawa shoujo? It was a game made by 4chan where you dated disabled women. From what I hear it's surprisingly good
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>>707609742
What's your job?
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>>707609861
Diesel technician.
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Man someone should archive this thread. It's too good.
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>>707610317
What about David Paterson? He did politics
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>>707594858
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>>707610646
I'm not a politician, that's apples and oranges. Any retard can run for office, case in point 2016 election.
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>>707609773
i did
it was
dont take the blind one
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>>707594467

No

>2015
>Dating a creature who bleeds for five days and doesn't die
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>>707611188
Haha good point I'll give you that one
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>>707594467

Most of /b/ would have to
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>>707611188
Point still stands though. If their mind still works, why shouldn't they succeed?
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>>707600808
>Katawa Shoujo
do you know any other good n translated VNs?
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>>707594858
10/10
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>>707611197
Without Spoilers, howcome?
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>>707609773
i did

>>707611197
like he said, not the blind one
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>>707598851
sewer monster, the blind girl could feel your disgusting face though
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>>707611657
Can't say I do, unfortunately. Not really big into VN's, I only played KS and Bible Black because I wanted to see what everyone was talking about. But I think most VN players already know about BB.
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>>707611794
im not going to tell you play it yourself maybe you will like it but remember i warned you
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>>707598851
pro tip: never store ur mayo in the shower
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>>707598851
dude, get a bunch of vitamin A pills. Shit's amazing.
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>>707611572
Because they're not complete people.
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>>707594467
I used to date a deaf girl. While driving I could crack a window and blast out a fart and not get caught, except for that one time. I'll never forget her scrunched up nose and that look on her face as she stared at me.
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>>707598851
Even if you get that cleared up, you'll have scars. Kill yourself and re-roll in life.
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>>707601684
Share your stories anon
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>>707601684
>a blind date
HA
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>>707600462
>Had to swear off fish and iodized salt for awhile too, that has something to do with it.

You're full of shit if you think any of those caused your acne.
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>>707612417
But if they can excel at their job, let alone do it, doesn't it seem that they are just as able?
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>>707612647
Go on....
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>>707612647
What was it like?
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>>707613136
No, as the ADA has made it impossible for them to not fail. They're ushered through life, handed everything, and tips how great they are for it. Their entire lives are spent on training wheels, no real threat of falling.
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>>707594467
Why not?
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>>707594467
would you blind date a blind date?
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>>707595320
>lack of blind porn
you're just not looking (pun intended)
FDBD83C
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This thread these puns
This is getting out of hand
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>>707614527
Really? Because i think they're out of sight!
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>>707614676
Get out of my sight
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>>707594858
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>>707615128
I'm not just going to blindly follow orders...
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>>707614109
Well thats something I didn't expect to see when I woke up this morning
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>>707596773
>how the fuck would she know
Because I would do it for her. How is this difficult ?
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>>707594467
Never have thought of it, but a blind woman could be perfect as a wife.
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>>707597959
OOOOHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT
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>>707594858
Top kek
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>>707597494
>Are you autistic
Autist here, we know how to care for blind girls. Vigilo Confido.
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>>707598931
dude he is posting on a board, he clearly can see.
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>>707596773
they smell it genius
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>>707598082
Literally lold
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>>707615801
But do you want to be with someone that habitually sniffs their own shit? What if they get over zealous and smear it on their nose?
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>>707613425
You seem to dislike disabled people. Any particular reason why?
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>>707605200
I was just about to tell you the same this guy did: >>707605416

Is good you are edgy and have things clear... but you never know what could happen. My life was pretty good. Good enough lookings, girlfriends, liked sports, etc.... then I have an accident, and from one second to another my life was destroyed forever. I fucked up my spinal cord, and now i'm paraplegic until I commit suicide. If you see me in the street you would probably think im "half human", a retard or whatever, but not long ago I was a good looking fit guy, with a life just as normal as yours. Shit happens to EVERYONE, so... be careful
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>>707615984
hope they dont loose an eye
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Rather curious how to meet blind, single girls now. I had a great deal of interest in them before this, and this only makes it worse.
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>>707615995
Not really. They're just worthless. Like buying a car with a check engine light on, why would i intentionally sign on for extra bullshit?
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>>707612417
>Because they're not complete people.
There are women with downs who are actresses or succesful models right now.
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>>707616352
True, look at the cast of the new Ghostbusters.
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>>707605200
Sadly you got dubs, but they were zeroes because you're such a cunt.

Wait... cunts are useful.
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>>707599372
>>707599054
>>707598082
>>707594858
I love you guys, thanks for all the keks
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>>707606699
Fucking double dubs.
FUCK.
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>>707616352
Only because of our bullshit "handicapable" society. They should be locked away as the family disgrace they are, like the good ol days.
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>>707594467
my ex of almost 4 years was actually half blind. so technically yes. I would and I have dated a partially blind girl. we always made fun of her eye. she didn't care that I made jokes about it. the stigma was over pretty much instantly since we met online
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>>707616558
Careful. Stephen Hawking's gonna whoop your ass. You don't know what's in his chair man
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>>707594858
this nigga hotter than ecuator
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>>707616780
I know that a couple of wheel chocks and a disconnected battery would make him a really expensive paper weight.
>>707616457
You can't handle the truth?
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>>707616642
Half blind? So only one eye then?
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>>707616558
Holy shit, you seem to have some major baggage about the disabled. I can only begin to imagine what must have happened to you to make you so upset and opinionated. Did someone peg you with a crutch? Did a seeing eye dog sodomize you? Mute person not say hello to you when you spoke to them?
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>>707616944
There are intermediates between being 100% blind and have a perfect vision you know
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>>707594467
Only chance i have
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>>707617123
I know. I'm just curious as to howcome she could only see with one eye
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>>707616925
Lel, sure I can bruh. I just can't deal with how badly you suck.
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>>707617090
No, most of them are just homeless garbage, the other half are whining shit stains. If you can't speak, see, or walk on your own, you're garbage. Like downies and other tards, they drag society down.
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>>707617274
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>>707617274
the guy didn't say a shit about "one eye"... she can be "half blind" on both eyes
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>>707617283
>>/lgbt/

I'm sure they're missing you.
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>>707617380
So bad vision essentially?
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>>707594467

Yes.

She wouldn't notice I'm ugly.

She wouldn't see my pervert face while staring at her goodies.

She wouldn't see my tiny cock.
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>>707617429
Slow clap man, slow clap.
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>>707617617
Why are your feefees so hurt that i don't like retards?
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>>707594858
Naw.. put shit on her nose..naw big deals bruh
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>>707616944
no. she had coates disease in one eye which eventually made her blind by the time she was 5. she had multiple laser eye surgeries but they made it worse. she was also been having problems with her working eye recently too but I think that was just a strange long term infection which she had to take regular drops to sort. i haven't heard anything else about that though so hopefully she's fine
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>>707617592
And she wouldn't feel your tiny cock either
BA DUM TSS
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>>707617801
I'm just amazed at perfect you must be that everyone else is insignificant or invalid by comparison. You're voting for Trump, aren't you?

Those were some big words, maybe check out Google for the definitions.
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>>707617932
Ah ok. What was it like dating her?
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>>707617932
Sounds like she's wasted a lot of doctors' time. Fucking money pit.
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>>707618049
Oops, I missed out "how" so I guess that makes me a retard as well.

You do sound like a waste of piss and wind mate.
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>>707617499
A lot of blind people you see in the street with walking sticks actually see something, but maybe just some lights, or they can see the silouettes of things only, for example
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>>707618049
As someone who is going to vote for Trump, please do not compare Trump voters to that edgy cunt and his trolling/shitposting/delusions.
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>>707618049
You should proof read.

I'm capable of my own motion, can see, hear, speak, and I'm capable of cognitive thought. I'm not better than anyone who is also capable of those things. People who aren't, not so much. They're worthless. They should be euthanized.
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>>707618365
My apologies. I'm Europoor so Trump seems pretty bad to us.
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>>707618049
dont you dare to ruin this thread with politics
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>>707618098
well she was a pretty shitty person right from the start really. we were never really right for each other but we kinda made do because i didn't want to be lonely since i had no friends then and i knew that my old friends would just come and go since i don't maintain friendships very well. she was a BBW so that was fun. i found that more attractive and appropriate girls started taking an interest in me though so i figured it was time to forget about a shit girlfriend. she was vanilla and i'm a massive sub so when she tried to be dominant it was just weird and a turn off really
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I say we archive this thread. Anyone?
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>>707618109
she hasn't at all. she's worked in pharmacies for years anyway so if anything she's payed back whatever treatments she had payed for her
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It's too good
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>>707618420
Funnily enough, the Nazis has the same idea... look how prosperous they are.
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>>707618736
>>707618832
Maybe. Screencap >>707594858 at the very least
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>>707618528
Solid 5/7 apologies
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>>707618651
You still kept in touch after?
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>>707618891
>funnily

I was wondering how long it would take for the liberal logic to kick in. The Greeks and Romans killed their tards, too. Conquered most the world.
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>>707597624
>Girls are fucking cunts to each other
>t.4chan
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>>707619036
yeah we fucked for months after we broke up officially. she finally pegged me (feltgoodman.jpg). went to a gig with her recently too since she's my only irl friend left. haven't spoken to her for about a week now
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>>707594467
depends, retard blind or daredevil blind?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Ohg3Ixv8E
related
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>>707619322
Good to know man
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>>707619349
They're all retard blind
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>>707619322
You've made other friends since though?
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Archive guys!!!!!
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>>707594467
no
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>>707619712
Why?
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>>707594858
Lit
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I've never seen a forum with over 300 posts. Is there a limit to how many posts are on here?
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xd
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>>707619563
i made friends in college for a few years but haven't spoken to them in about a year. toward the end of college and up until a few months ago i had some really good friends online but they eventually just turned into complete cunts and it became a skype circlejerk (we were nomads from tinychat)
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This forum was gold man!! It should be saved.
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>>707619937
300, but the janitors haven't seen it yet. It'll auto sage
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