Post things you regret buying, I seriously do not know what was I thinking
>>707581108
Nice buy mate!
Nice bat mate!
That's interesting OP
Were you in the market for a bat and just impulsively had "harambe" inked on it?
>>707581108
Typical retarded meme kid impulse buy. Underage b&
>>707581108
Strike out for Harambe?
Like everything in my room.
>>707581488
Are you a wizard yet?
>>707581488
Have you given up hope of ever touching a vagina?
Don't even fucking play it and I have had it less than a month. My roomie plays it 100x more than I do.
>>707581488
wtf were you doing in the Bahamas?????
>>707581488
wowwww
>>707581488
Most people are video game figurines as cringey but if that's you than go with it i guess. At least cut it down to like 4 or 5 figurines max so they actually look like decorations and not a bunch of crap on your desk.
>>707581968
Cruise. It was fun!
Nice eye btw.
>>707581488
Nice foam roller
>>707582165
got any pics?
i've always wanted to go on a cruise
>>707581488
You an oak man?
>>707581108
I can't find that for sale anywhere. Gibs
>>707581782
Nope.
(Sorry about the wrong date. But you can probably tell it's still me by the lighting)
>>707582271
Oak's nice
>>707581488
Thought at first that its a mocking variant of a batman head. It's actually a black face. What the fuck :^)
>>707581901
It's a good gaming ecosystem tho.
>>707582300
How is s flesh light a regrettable purchase?
>>707582300
What the fuck anon
>>707581108
Give it to a nigger friend to use on his next Black Lives Matter protest.
>Of course he will become a martyr because he is now an armed nigger and it's open season for the cops.
>>707582300
>the feet
jesus i lost hard at this picture anon
holy fuck
have you ever worn a long sleeved shirt, put the feet in the sleeves like they are your hands, then walk around touching people on the face with the feets?
sounds like a fun time
>>707582129
I like it being super cluttered. It fits my style, and I'm the only one I need to impress since it's my bedroom. Not many people go there ;D
>>707582172
Feels awesome on my back. Nice eye again.
>>707582224
I didn't take my camera. People I went with took pics, but I'm not going to check facebook for that now. Too much work. It was great though. Highly recommend a cruise though. It's very affordable. $1000~ per person generally if you are cheap with your room.
>>707582366
I like black face things. I have other stuff in plain view, but it might not be visible in the pic.
>>707581108
> My Bachelor's Degree
>>707582698
Is it your room?
Is it really?
>>707582698
Boiler room it is!
>>707581901
haha wanted to post mine aswell, I was so dumb to buy pokemon Y with it aswel...WTF
>>707582300
>that feet flashlight
Now I've seen everything
>MFW no one realized what the eggs are for.
>MFW i have no face.
>>707583189
>implying xD
>>707583189
Dont worry I know I have one of those.
>>707583189
Tenga Eggs are awesome. I'd recommend them to any guy. I've had mine for like 2 years. Feels great. Not as good as a full blown flesh light, but they are FAR easier and faster to clean, which is why I use them more often.
>>707583333
>>707583333
You know what else you have? Fucking quads
>>707583189
up the butt
>>707582366
That's Slime from Dragon Quest, you fucking newfag.
>>707583595
Can you spot the other Dragon Warrior/Quest thing in the pic?
>>707582698
>not staying at the Atlantis
Ya dun goofed
>>707583688
Actually we went there. It was ok. Not as great as expected. The best part of the Bahamas was this place called Cococay Beach where I went snorkeling all day. That was awesome as fuck. Atlantis was cool, but at the end of the day it was just a waterpark.
>>707581488
Are you Irish by any chance?
>>707581871
It looks like they're laughing
>>707583899
>looks like they're laughing
>>707583189
everyone knows what tengas are
>>707581488
I feel like you could play Where's Waldo with this:
-Find the Disney character
-Find the beer bottle cap
-Find the toe nail clippers
etc.
>>707583189
>>707582698
Hey OP, where did you get those nude figurines?
Also which tenga is best?
>>707585269
Just off Amazon. They are cheapo things. I actually have some higher quality ones that I didn't have when I took that pic.
In terms of the Tenga Eggs, I got the variety 6 pack (1st edition I guess, I know they made a second pack of 6, but I've never tried those). I don't know that I have a favorite. They are all good in their own way. I'd say that Silky is definitely my least favorite though, because it's the least textured and therefore the least tight.
>>707581488
That's a lot of wood.
>>707581108
My fucking xbox 1 now i cant even sell it
>>707581488
>be female
>see bedroom
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>707586315
>360 degrees
I regret buying the sixer of fat tire.
Used to like it, and apparently I don't anymore.
>>707586315
You just walked back in.... 180 man
>>707581488
HEIL HITLER
Also how do open your drawers on bottom left.
>>707586424
Oh wow, I'm back in the room.
>>707581488
Thats a tiny bottle of Jack you have there.
>>707586640
Hahahaha
TITS OR GTFO
>>707584733
this for the love of all that is /b/
someone please create a wheres waldo checklist for that image
please
>>707586622
I have to slide lots of stuff away. My floor is totally buried in tubs of Magic the Gathering cards.
>>707586848
Good eye! I have no plan to open that one. It's just a tiny decoration. I have lots of real bottles of other whiskey in my basement.
>>707585785
Lol the full scaled ones?
It's hard to store them because of the box scale.
For one minute I thought that they're makaizous
>>707582300
do you put the feet up your ass?
>>707587372
Are you referring to the anime figures?
The other stuff I have is like...this. Bigger things.
(Forgive the date again)
>>707581488
I would kill for a room like that, excluding the plastic shit of course.
>>707583681
I can't find it! What is it?
new tires that I got for my car when I just got my license at 16 totaled my car a week later felt like fucking ending it still think about it 3 years later
>>707587822
It's a Metal Babble. So it's very flat.
>>707586424
>>707586497
Seriously?
>>707582300
I was actually ok with the previous picture... but this...
>>707588185
I see absolutely nothing wrong with his picture.
I just am curious as to the infatuation with figurines.
>>707581488
The look of every woman who ever had the misfortune of stumbling into this room
>>707588353
Him showing the woman his room.
>>707588457
Did not buy. Is not good?
>>707583899
hm. didnt notice
way funnier this way. thanks
This.
Should have went with large or XL and hard not medium.
>>707588291
To be honest, I don't really use them much. I'm not even really into anime, but they just don't make realistic nude figures much. I have a couple Fantasy Figure Gallery statues that have removal clothing (not pictured) which are nice quality realistic figures (really expensive though...like $200+ a piece).
I've used the small anime figures before in weird role play situations where they are their actual size and I'm a giant. lol...
>>707587875
Nice one. Have you look into T2 art girls?
I thought they were makaizou (a custom nude mod)
I dont have it right now but here's a picture of mine
s1.tsuki-board.net/image/600/Athena1413710432.jpeg
>>707588503
It's all perspective, it's not horrible but you do feel stuck playing the game one way
>>707588621
Same here only I got large and it's way too big :(
>>707586315
>>707586424
>being this new
captcha: cook change.org
>>707588621
Sup or it's not yours.
>>707588628
>I've used the small anime figures before in weird role play situations where they are their actual size and I'm a giant. lol...
>maximuminterest.jpg
i need greentext stories of this right fuckin now
please
>>707588628
Wow, I'm sure at that price they are very detailed.
That actually sounds like it could be fun.
>>707588628
how old are you?
>>707582300
eggs?
>>707581488
you are my hero>>707582300
>.
>>707588749
what do I care if you don't beleive it's mine.
>>707586315
Women! Am i right
>>707581108
Don't worry, it's what betafags like you can't resist doing
>>707588423
>>707588353
>mysides.png.exe
>>707588503
its horseshit settelment building system killed this game
>>707588651
I've come close to buying some like that I think. I've been trying to get away from anime stuff. I'm just not all that attracted to them, and have only done some out of convenience. I'll probably buy some in the future though anyway.
>>707588784
Lol. I don't think there is much worth telling. Small naked womenz and big naked man. The story writes itself.
>>707588833
I like them. Fantasy Figure Gallery is nice. Not all of them have removal clothing, but some do. You just kind of have to know which ones. Ritual is my favorite. She's only topless though, but I like her design the best. Great to display with clothes on. I'll probably put her out again at some point.
>>707588836
Too old for the shit I do.
>>707588902
Tenga Eggs!
>>707588965
:D Keep on wizarding.
>>707586165
Why
This. Wasting away today. Played hooky with work.
I regret buying this watch. I mean, Rolex is overrated. I no longer want this watch.
>>707589695
Good thing it's fake, probably only set you back about $25
>>707589695
Nice pasta fag
>>707581488
Sheeeeit
>>707589513
>Keep on wizarding
Fantasy Fiction?
>>707589447
anon another settlement needs your help
>>707589695
>le funny thumbnails xDDD
>>707581488
Sieg Heil!
>>707589695
>fedora os
My sides anon
>>707589695
At least you aren't a fatass man child
>>707584733
Dinsey -> Bottom of big speaker
Cap -> jack danields bottle behind the skull counts?
Toe nail stuff-> bottom of the skull
Now find the :
-scissors
-cow
-magic cards
>>707581901
brother stop right there
I bought one for 20 bucks off my old spike (synthetic weed) dealer. didn't play it more than 5 minutes till I bought super smash for it. have been playing about an hour a day on and off since.
besides a small is battery and small screen it's actually really neat.
((bonus: it came with an SD card from the black family it must've been stolen from; baby pictures, pictures of nigglet kids holding stacks of money flexing for the ds camera, etc. kept them on for the shuts and giggles))
I barely ever use my fightstick anymore
>>707581488
>>707582300
Wizard status confirmed
>>707589812
I took a pic of more of my black faces. They were hidden.
>>707590337
Yours is too easy tbh.
From memory, the cow is hanging from the ceiling, magic cards are not only on the tall dresser, but also on the right of the short one, and the scissors are on the middle dresser, the orange handles.
>>707590337
>Cap -> jack danields bottle behind the skull counts?
Doesn't count. There is a beer bottle cap that is very weirdly positioned somewhere in the pic.
>>707590682
That's amazing. I caught sight of the large nig shown here, in your first photo, but thanks for sharing more.
>>707589695
i know the open tabs are just you trying to meme so ignored
but that fuckin favorites bar
>>707589651
Yeah I'm considering playing hooky but I don't wanna leave my guys in a shit position.
>fuck having empathy
>>707581108
An engagement ring
>>707590895
The big one on the left is cast iron bank. You put money on his tongue and pull the little white lever on the bottom right to make him eat the coins (also his eyes roll back when he does this).
overwatch.
>>707581488
I dig that nigger head
>>707589812
One of the weirdest things in my room is inside the blackface head. Want to see what's inside him?
>>707582300
why would you regret buying eg.. oh my fucking god
>>707583189
they're ass eggs
>>707581108
I bought a hooker for an hour a little over a year ago.
This is the result of my impulse buy.
>>707591444
Nigga you have best had a pat test.
Believing a hooker had your baby, holy shit
worst game ever
>>707591237
Hell yeah
>>707591636
Are you using your fuckin couch to store old dishes/garbage?
>>707589695
thats a sick watch man
>>707591660
>>707581108
my PS4, why the fuck did i buy something that need to pay a second time for internet... ah yeah, my dumb friends buy one and don't play on computer...
mfw
>>707581488
Dubs checked. Speak to us Merlin
>>707591911
Holy shit boiiii
>>707592024
I'm losing my shit right now.
This is too much.
>>707582300
Dubs again. Speak up Merlin
I even pre-ordered it too
>>707591771
yeah I live upstairs my kitchen is downstairs so I'll just stack bottles and dishes up and carry them all downstairs if it becomes to much
i regret nothing
>>707591911
Oh fuck no..
>bought MoP
>played for a month then cancelled
>bought WoD
>played for a month then cancelled
>bought Legion
>month is up in a week and I'm gonna cancel
Why do I never learn?
>>707592024
would blaze my man
>>707592236
look at the pic. it is fucking too much.
>>707592496
why not playing pserver if you arent commited?
>>707581488
is that original mtg art on the wall and stacks of magic cards as well? bad ass.
>>707592496
i didi it like you, but i'll buy this last anyway, but why?
>>707591237
>One of the weirdest things in my room is inside the blackface head. Want to see what's inside him?
>One of
>It was 18 years worth of fingernails
>"One of"
>What are the other weird things
>I don't actually want to know
>>707592232
you are the reason game devs get away with that type of shit
you believe all the hype and marketing and give them your money before they give you anything
never pre-order, it's not worth it 95% of the time
>>707591911
this will get screencaped for sure, put my in please
>>707592585
nah I still have plates and cutlery so no problemerino
WHAT IS GOING ON
>>707592735
It's not the original art sadly. I got it as a gift though. The person that bought it for me bought it from the actual artist though. Just a print. I think it looks nice though. It's Auratog, which was always one of my favorite arts because he's kind of devious looking.
Tons of Magic cards though yeah. I'm addicted.
>>707591911
>>707592024
all of my whys
>>707592817
>>707592024
Anon timestamp plz
And more weird stuff
>>707591636
You must regret buying the couch too since ur using it as a garbage can.
>>707591518
No I took the paternity test, he's definitely mine. He's a pretty chill baby, can't complain. His cum guzzling mother is a different story
>>707591139
record it pls?
sounds nice
>>707592024
Youre an interesting person i think id enjoy meeting you
>>707593354
Timestamp, do you love it?
I bought a toz-78 .22 rifle. But I live in town so there is no where to shoot it. but what's worse it how hard it it to get mags for it.
>>707593290
When I was like 10, I was looking through my older brother's Nintendo Power magazines, and I remember some weird ad about saving fingernails in a jar, and I was like "woah, I can save all of my fingernails too", so I did. I don't know why I did, but I did. And I just never stopped doing it.
>>707593297
Is it a good enough time stamp that the original room pic has October 12th on the Succubus statue?
>>707593235
>>707581488
bad ass print. ive been playing since 94. lately all i buy is alpha commons and other 93/94 cards. have like 5 decks that only use ABU AN Dark Antiquities and Legends cards.
the toenails in the head has you winning the internet for the day.
Rule 1 of anything ever:
Never spend money on memes
>>707592024
you seem to be fully aware of how fucking weird and digusting all this shit is, why do you do it man, why?
>>707581108
Rofl!!! Put it in your trunk, someday you will not regret it.
>>707592024
When did you decide you would start collecting your fingernails? Why did you think that would be a good idea?
>>707582300
Ohhhhh fuck me op!!!! This thread is getting better by the second.
holy shit someone screen cap this thread
>>707592024
What does that jar smell like?
>>707593663
Sweet!
I mostly play EDH and a little bit of Legacy. I have 40~ EDH decks. I mostly just get together with friends every so often and drink and play. It's fun times. I really love Magic.
>>707591911
>>707592024
Please God tell me this is getting screencapped.
>>707584733
You mean ispy
>>707582300
what is inside the eggs? and more pics of those feet please
>>707594006
Smells like bouillon cubes. (They are old bouillon cube containes). The nails themselves really don't have any smell. They do when you clip them, but they dry out and lose all the stuff that makes them nasty pretty quickly.
>>707589105
Yup
>>707593782
He just doesn't care, keeps to himself, my guess, and nobody bothers him
>>707593311
no still have plenty of space also my garbage can is in used otherwise right now
>>707582300
Dude are those easy-beat eggs?
>>707594233
Those are called tenga eggs, you use them to masturbate and they are bomb as fuck and disposable, I usually get like 5-8 uses out of each one though if you take care of them but then they start to tear after that.
>>707594233
They're ass eggs faggot and checked
>>707591911
>>707592024
god shit, this thread is just getting worse
>>707594416
How old are you and do you live with your parents? i actually wanna know
>>707589812
i have that juri
>>707594416
>>707594648
Definitely lives by himself. No parents, girlfriend, or roommate would put up with that shit
>>707594648
23 kind of we have a three floor house with pretty much a flat at every floor
>>707594006
autism. it smells like autism
>>707592817
>>707593297
I have 11 year old pee from an ex gf somewhere in my room. I can't really prove it though, so taking a picture of it is pointless. The nails are the weirdest thing I can prove I guess, so that's why I said "one of".
>>707593449
I'm pretty chill IRL! :D
>>707593782
>>707593880
See
> >>707593601
>>707581488
>>707582300
>>707591911
>>707592024
This is beyond the realm of wizard. I believe we may have identified the long sought king of the wizards. May his fleshlight remain moist and his tengas firmly inserted.
>>707594812
my gf put up with this shit for 2 years lol
>>707591911
Well hello r/4chan
>>707594892
What do your parents think of all your stuff?
>>707594892
Do you have a job?
>>707594970
you should stop dating blind girls
>>707593663 >>707581108
i really love it too. 40 edh decks is nutz. i have maybe 20 reg decks still complete. one is the mutated version of my first deck. black discard and land destruction.
>>707595147
My shit so I can do how I please
>>707581108
https://www.change.org/p/mark-zuckerberg-harambe-emoji-8c5ec4f0-dbff-4bdf-b124-1eebe34164c9?recruiter=609681320&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=share_for_starters_page&utm_term=mob-xs-share_petition-no_msg
http://cheesespin.net/
wtf is wrong with these sites
>>707595227
He said he lives in a 3 story house so he probably has a pretty wealthy family, but would a girl put with all this shit just for a bit of luxury?
>>707595181
yes I do no NEET life for me
>>707595363
I bet they pay for your shit though
>>707595227
nah if you arent a neckbeard with no social skills a little bit of mayhem isn't that big of a deal
>>707595476
o shit im suprise, what do you do?
>>707590388
Post nigga pics
>>707582300
a fucking master of wizards
>mfw i owned this shit
>>707595540
I dont have to pay rent since its the house my grandpa and my dad build by themselves but otherwise I pay my stuff
>>707595710
can't tell just what that is but it reminds me that my silliest purchases were
>some ridiculous pvc platform boots and pvc pants
>VERY short lived goth phase
>realized that stuff gets really hot and sweaty
>goth phase terminated
>>707595710
Terrible looking bondage mask
>>707581108
I spent thousands of $$$ on Karate (aka krotty)
> uniform
> seminars (along with hotels, etc.)
> lessons
> practice knives n shit
Srsly /b/ros, if you want to learn how to fight then take up boxing or MMA . . . Krotty is shit and I wasted a decade and thousands $$$ on it.
>>707595623
right know I work at a nursing home but I plan to become a paramedic
>>707595710
Tokyo ghoul you're fucking trash
If dubs, call guy below me a faggot
>>707591911
boil in water than drink it
timestamp and comeback
>>707591911
boil in water drink and timestamp it then comeback
>>707594957
Is the pee itself 11 years old
or is it from an 11 year old?
>>707592496
exact like me.
we are just too stupid i guess
>>707596433
It's pee that has been in a cup for 11 years.
Thank kek I witnessed it
>>707581488
Everyone talking shit on this guy, needs to realize normies loving seeing collections like this. Ive not once had a girlfriend not like my collection of toys.
>>707596896
My next question
WHY?
>>707597009
Pics of your toys ?
>>707591897
Lol that's the exact reason I haven't bought a ps4. Unlucky man.
>>707584374
Denied
>>707592024
>>707591911
Someone screencap this
>>707596268
>>707596204
How is this?
>>707594957
>11 year old pee
Okay your fetish crossed the line here, anon
>>707597728
inb4 tsunami of puke images
>>707597728
>>707597728
>b..b..but....why tho?
>>707597728
And that my newfriends is how you get capped.
Toasting in an epic bread. Jesus h Christ.
>>707581108
It's a nigger beater. How can you regret that?
>>707597728
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>707583852
>wood paneling
Whoever pukes first loses
Lets start it
>>707597728
>>707597728
Absolutely disgusting
>>707597728
> greets to all the poor souls who will witness this cap
>>707597728
>>707592024
>>707591911
Someone screencap this
>>707581108
I bought my freedom
It was a lot better being a slave, less work to do
>>707597728
A U T I S M
U
T
I
S
M
>>707591911
>>707592024
Do you have any severed female hands by any chance?
I want to take another pic, but I feel weird because after I dipped my tongue in the nail jar, not enough stuck to it, so I dipped again, and then I had TOO much, and I accidentally swallowed at least one nail.
>>707597728
you lied OP, you're not pretty chill IRL...you're not pretty chill at all, why did you had to do that and ruin everything ?
>>707591911
If trips put in ass
>>707598755
That was actually close. Checked.
>>707598755
Reroll
hey whats going on in h...
>>707592024
>File: 18yearsoffingernails.jpg
what da?!?
>>707597728
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>include me in the screencap
>>707598748
I'm normally chill! I'm just drunk right now. I have the whole day off so I'm drinking hard. alllll day.
>>707598855
Fuck off
>>707597728
Godfuckingdammit i was about to eat lunch...
>>707598755
Put in ass
>>707598930
roll
>>707598755
Rerolling
roll
>>707592024
The fuck anon
rolling
>>707598866
Checked, will you consider doing anything with the 11 year old piss? Or have you become too attached?
>>707598866
Are you spanish by any chance?? If so, where from??
>>707597728
Put some up your nose
>>707597728
hello screencap.
but dude, thats fucking rank.
>>707599042
Not doing anything with that. It's probably toxic anyway, from ammonium or something. Last time I look at it, I saw a bunch of yellow stuff settled at the bottom. It looked weird. I don't really feel comfortable digging that out.
>>707586165
I would buy it to you. We are talking about the original xbox rite?
For anyone thinking about buying sex toys. Don't spend more than $40. Seriously. I keep overdoing it, and it's just not that awesome.
Ass ASS ASss ASsss
>>707582300
TOP LEL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAH
10/10 thread of the day.
>>707599171
roll for drinking it
dubs GO
>>707599101
rll
nails r sexy
>>707581488
The nigger head
KEK
>>707599241
reroll
>>707581488
dude, i dig the cow
>>707591911
>>707592024
Are people seriously grossed out by nails? Am I the only one who's gross out factor isn't triggered by clipped nails?
>>707599257
Keep reading, you're in for a treat
>>707599249
rollö
>>707592024
>>707591911
noooooooooooooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>707581488
Are you there God? It's me, Chris Chan...
>>707595914
how short is very short?
ROLL
Please give me that last favour 4channers
>>707599561
is that actually what chris chan looked like before he fucked his shit up?
>>707599654
Yup. That's him around 21 years old if I remember correctly.
Put me in screencap. I have information that will lead Hillary into pr-
DO IT FGGT
>>707599764
oh shit its a sni-
rol roll roll
snipers are fu...
>>707590682
>SMILIN' SAM
>FROM ALABAM'
SCREEN CAP ME
>NAILS WTF
do it 999999
>>707597728
I WANT TO DIEEEEEE
>>707588503
>not good
not worth the money.
Buy it on sale like any other sane person
rolling for piss auschwitz
COMON
>>707581488
Holy shit, dude! Is the the original art for Auratog?!
I'm so thankful for this thread.
>>707599144
What the fuck am I doing
OP IMPRESS ME MORE
>>707591911
>>707592024
>>707597728
Are you literally autism?
>>707600165
NEW BREAD NOW
>>707600175
THANK YOU
>>707590682
HQ frontal picture of Smilin Sam, pls?
>>707600165
Fuck dude
just... why would you to that?
>Be me
>Get tired of being a virgin
>Hire a cute girl for 350 euro
>She shows up 9/10, we start getting it on
>Insert, pullout, insert, pullout for 3 minutes
>Cum
>"Wow, are you okay"
>Yeah, I wanna go a few times more
>Can't get it up
>Well fuck.
350 euro fucking wasted
>>707590682
Can we change "kek" to Smilin' Sam from Alabam'?
>>707583899
shit fuck my sides i missed the file name thank you sir
>>707597728
It doesn't gross me out that they're in your mouth. What's nasty is how long they are.
>>707588353
>Implying a woman has ever even seen this room in person.
>THIS
>THREAD
>THIS
>THREAD
>THIS
>THREAD
>THIS
>THREAD
>THIS
>THREAD
>>707600165
oh shit
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