>enter McDonald's >see this what do?
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>enter McDonald's
>see this
what do?
>>707573979
>creepshot.
>post on /b.
Order a double cheese and sit alone in corner trying not to cry
Flinders St
Take her into the bathroom
Bend her over so her ass sticks out in the air
Stick a short tube into her ass hole
Spread my ass cheeks and sit my butthole on the tube
Bear down hard and force a long massive powerful fart into her ass as long as I can
>>707574212
One and done.
>>707573979
Yell "if you are raped by a pack of wild niggers it will be YOUR FAULT! Because you provoked it!"
>>707574328
>>707573979
Order a double double animal style and a large lemon-up
do a 360 and walk away
Ask her how much?
>>707574212
Goodnight
Ask for her ticket
m...ma'am? your ass is hanging out of your skirt.
ask her if she can buy me 3mc chickens
Say hi, ask how shes doing and what she's up to tonight. Whatever it is say it sounds like fun and see if she wants some company. If she says no, be cool. "Some other time then, can I get your number?" If she says yes, continue being awesome, hangout with her for a bit, and convince her that being fucked in the ass behind a dumpster doesn't make her a slut.
>>707573979
>sparkling sodas
>cookies ready to go
>chef-designed burgers
would grab her by the pussy
>>707574512
360 degress would just mean you facing her again, fucking idiot
>>707575091
>not wanting to face her
you gay or something?
>>707575091
that's why he walks away idort
>>707574760
Dat Pat Bateman conversation
>>707575091
no, by turning 360 degrees he would clearly face the other direction.
what are you, stupid?
>>707574212
Either this or put as much energy as I can into taking a mental snapshot and then fapping to it for weeks afterward.
>>707575224
GGWP
>>707573979
Slap that ass and make her walk the streets for me
>>707575091
>Being this new
>>707575249
>>707575270
>>707575392
counter baited you fucking retarded niggers
>>707573979
She's obviously a hooker, so depending on the face... I'd pay her for a fast blowie.
Grab her by the pussy...
>>707573979
>enter her
>see McDonald's
What do?
>>707575091
Welcome newfag
>>707573979
HEY LADY! YOUR ASS IS SHOWIN!
>Realize this is mc donalds and leave
>>707573979
get a number 4
>>707575224
Are you retarded?
>>707575091
Hello , you must be new here. Do you even Dinosaur ?
>>707573979
Order that Sherrin footy for 4.95.... I'm American so idk what that shut is but I'm gonna eat it
>>707573979
ORDER A MCPUSSY
>>707575091
newfag bait works everytime...
She wants the beef between those buns but I'm hungry for the fillet o' stinky fish
Literally be like "hey-do you think you can buy me like 3 mcchickens?"
>>707573979
It's not rape if we're both screaming
>>707575622
You're my hero.
>>707573979
I don't enter McCancer because I am not that much of a degenerate to eat that trash
drop a $10 on the floor, make sure she's between me and money, OH MISS YOU DROPPED SOMETHING, take pics
>>707575622
Epic kek
>>707574212
>>707574328
Both, perfectly acceptable answers
>>707575813
>>707575813
>>707575813
>>707573979
>stare an menu board
>should I go for a meal?
>not feeling the drink right now
>is it cheaper to get a meal and just ignore the drink?
>what's taking her so long?
can I take your order?
>fuck, erm, a, er..
she turns and looks
>smile, nervouslaugh.wav penis shrinks
>mig bac and a fortune of prize
>I cn feel something running down my leg
her face slowly melts into a look of abject horror
>*check myself
>NoNotNow.webm
>Spaghetti appears on my laces, sauce leks out into a small puddle
>wait, I forgot mom's spaghetti!
>vomit on her sweater
>stroll, no. STRIDE out of there
>slipdance on pulling the door
>don't look back
>>707573979
tell her to hurry the fuck up im hungry
>>707575565
>>707575813
I watch ALL OF HER VINES
Where the fuck are your clothes?
What the fuck are you wearing?
>Look at her with disgust and order my food as per usual
>>707575531
>>707575392
you just got baited
>>707575491
I think we should all refer to this as "doing the Donald" from now on
A good kick in the pussy. Slap her face. Rape her while asking her if its worth it living like a whore. You do stuff like this? You deserve to be raped by 10 niggers slut
>>707575786
Kkkerino
Scream allula ackbat and dry hump her. "It's cultural!"
>>707574512
720 Walk away in style.
Are you on Fremont?
>>707573979
Order a maxi big mac
I'd say "excuse me," then tell her that her skirt is riding up.
Grab that pussy and staff it with big Mac sauce
>>707573979
tell the bitch public nudity is against the law.
>>707573979
get an icee havent seen one of them in a McDonalds
>>707573979
do a 360 kickflip, take my dick out and penetrate her
>>707576234
What other staff would you employ at that pussy?
>>707576266
Thx judge dredd
>>707573979
I would Photoshop some pants on the poor girl
I push in front of her and order my Aussie Kangaroo burger,, and then offer her $10 to chew up 10 chicken nuggets and spit them on my cock.... what I'm the only one here thinking that ?
>>707575967
Who is?
Tell her. In a nice way. She probably doesn't even know.
>>707575967
>>707575813
Who is she??
>>707575786
Heh... "Bottom"
Ask if you can get some fries with that shake
>>707573979
>wonder how the fuck I got to Australia
>>707573979
Ordering a Royal with cheese.
>Used to work in a McDonalds as a security guard.
>Plenty of drunk idiots having food fights.
>Plenty of drunk sluts flirting with you.
>There was even a guy thrown out for fapping in the children's play area.
>Never got to see OP's pic though.
I feel like I've been robbed... Or at least denied.
sniff
Introduce myself
>>707577268
Wait, you worked in McDonalds as a security guard? What the hell kind of place was this?
Or were you a general security guard for a mall that included a mcdonalds?
>>707577391
Lots of McDonalds have security around 4am to monitor the drunk people (who are 99% of the people because you'd need to be drunk to choose McDonalds).
>>707577885
Huh, most of the mcdonalds in my state just straight up close the dining room / lobby area after a certain time, and only allow drive thrus
ask for the dollar menu pamphlet
Bro is this in Surfers?
>>707573979
call her a stupid drunk slut and tell her to fix her stupid fucking skirt. then call her a retard. then order my food
>>707575091
so fucking new it hurts, fam
>>707573979
>stare
>>707573979
slap 4.95 on the counter and chill with Sherrin.
>>707573979
Ask her tariff..
>>707577391
It's in a part of town surrounded by pubs and clubs and it's open 24/7. They have to have security there to deal with the drunks. Shit always went down there, but for some reason it was pretty much always when I wasn't working.
One time a guy I went to highschool with got stabbed in the neck on the path out the front. Another time there was a fight with about 30-40 people and shitloads of police showed up. Again, all happened when I wasn't there though.
>>707579146
>Melbourne slut
>Tariff is probably her boyfriend's name
>>707573979
Probably be arrested for sliding down to my knees behind her, spreading those cheeks, and stuffing my tongue up her backdoor.
>>707579842
This. If your first instinct wasn't to tongue punch that fart box then there's something wrong with you.
>>707573979
was in such a situation once... was slightly drunk and on acid.. slapped that ass... she didn't take it too well kek
Demand she supersize me.
>>707576089
doing mcdonalds donalds
>>707573979
Offer her some special sauce
>>707573979
Id take her into washroom and rip off her clothes so she has nothing to wear then slam into her completely right away while shes bent over against the stall and smack her ass till every inch is super red and push my thumb in her ass as I pump her full of my first load as deep as I can if shes a virgin that would be best then Id push her to her knees and grab the back of her head and push in till all 9 in is down her throat then wait there till she gags then slowly pull out let her breath then slam back in and continue this until I cum down her throat. Then Id lay down back against the floor and lower her asshole to my cock and as quickly as I can bury everything inside then make her get used to it and automatically bounce while im fucking her ass and as she does one hand is squeezing her tits or pinching her nipples and the other is 3 fingers deep in her pussy and rubbing her clit. Once I know that I might cum soon I get her on her knees and put her head down so her ass is sticking up then grab her hips and keep slamming into her ass again slowly at first i pull everything out and every onch back in then I get faster when I about to cum as fast as I can go then slam my hardest when I do fill her ass up. Then I lift her head and tell her to clean my dick with her throat and deep throat her a few times till it is clean then put my clothes back on put her on a leash then walk her back to my house on all fours to be my cum dumpster and help me get to her friends too
>>707573979
Haha is that at tee tree plaza OP
>>707573979
Can't we transform this into a public/exhibitionism thread?
Bonus point for anal/buttplugs
>>707575091
newfag
>>707573979
Yeow
>>707573979
give us a fucking postcode you fuck
>>707573979
cover her buns with my "special sauce"
>>707573979
>Hhh...iii
>..wi..llll.... Y..oouuuu.. Eat this egg..s
>plss... Eggss..?
>>707582656
I thought it was that toilet maccas in the valley.
>>707573979
Go to Thailand and smoke weed with her, who wants her snap?
>>707583206
you're relying to OP and offering her snap...
makes sense
>>707573979
get in next line. do same.
>>707573979
rape is your only motherfucking option.. failure not..
>>707573979
Bob for brownies.
>>707575786
YOURE SO FUCKING FUNNY HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>707573979
I want the rugby ball
>>707573979
Same thing that other person did. Enjoy the view and take a picture.
she's obviously a working girl, walk up to her and ask how much
>>707575813
but degenerate enough to go on /b
okay
>>707573979
take some feces out of my pocket and try smearing it on her ass
>>707573979
Look for the nigger this ratchet bitch came in with.
THAT'S FLINDERS MACCAS 110%
>>707582505
Highly doubt shes a virgin
wonder why her legs are pixelated
>>707573979
This is a pretty common sight in the UK
>>707573979
I start smashing the shit out of her until I fill my combo meter and unleash my ultimate attack.
>>707576147
1080 moonwalk away
>>707574477
>Order a double double
woah ... are you a wizard?
>>707576297
Big Mac sauce, can't you read, nigger?
>>707573979
turn 360° and leave
>>707573979
that's a whore, it's apparently late at night but she still did not land any customer so desperately pushing the envelope to not end the day broke.
typical.
>>707573979
Wait for her to be done and then order my meal because I'm not a perverted fuck like you.
Grab her by the pussy.
>>707582505
I wouldn't lay on the floor at a mcdonalds bathroom
shot her with my .45 magnum
>>707582990
>screams
>please no
>please I made you eggs
>why are you doing this to me
>>707583920
I don't see anything fake about the picture, desu.
It just taken with a shitty phone camera that over-sharpens everything.
>>707578070
The middle of cities are pedestrianised, so you can exit a nightclub at 4:30am, walk across to a McDonalds, then go chill out in some other quirky pub or club before crashing in a commercial hotel.
>>707575091
I bet you can't even triforce.
Tell her that her skirt is too high up and you can see her badonkadonk.
>>707583921
ikr, they must serve 100,000+ of these drunk chicks a night.
It's not unlikely that one will have a messed up skirt.
>>707575729
Kek
>>707575998
triple baited
>>707573979
Order the number 2 combo.
>>707575634
>haha gonna post the 360 meme to rile up some fools
>haha gonna reply to 360 meme to rile up some fools
>got'em
>you got me
>>707573979
Do a 270 and crab walk away.
>>707575497
I'm lovin' it.
>>707573979
>Enter McDonald's
>See this
>walk past and clock in
>turn the lights on in the back because the morning shift was being shitheads in the dark again.
>think about that girl and how I'm not in the same social caste as her and thus I'm "out of her league.
>go back home and love my drug addict girlfriend who I have to regularly stop from selling my shit
>Had to put bars on the winows and put in a metal locked door to my PC/valuables room because she keeps selling valuables to make money for drugs. TV is a peice of shit CRT because she'll sell it otherwise.
>Have to constantly remind her that if she sells my shit one more time I'm some.
>Worried about hearing her beg and tell me she loves me again and that she'll change.
>can't afford fancy rehab and her shit friends always get her back into it.
>Have to hold her as she comes down from a bad high.
>Had to pick her up from the police station because she was caught shoplifting again.
>Seriously debating selling the house and moving back with my mother and father and just taking care of myself for a while.
>but that feel that if I leave she'll be on the street getting fucked in the literal and metaphorical sense.
>that feel when she used to be a different person and you know that person is still jnside somewhere.
1/2
>>707587012
2/2
>That feel when you felt your life finally was going good when you made a comeback from being a highschool loser.
>That feel when you got the girl and aquired gains and then some cunt freind gets her into shit.
>That feel when are getting to the point where you either jump ship or try to bail it out and inevitably sink with it.
>That feel when I lost a great job when they found I was using sick days to take her to rehab or pick her up from the hospital for doing something stupid.
>That feel when you pack the backs and instead of showing up to work at MCDonald's and OfficeMax all day I just go back up north and never come back.
>That feel when she holds me close and bed and cries while I hold her.
>Realize I'm all she had and I never give up on my friends and family.
>continue working two jobs at once. Get a lean on the house and take a loan to put her through a really good rehab center in Pittsburgh.
>Send her there.
>Hold the fort and work two jobs just hoping it'll all work out.
>Apply to new jobs daily and talk to her on the phone nightly.
>Get on /b/ and post
And yet I remain.
>>707586082
you got got my friend :^)
>>707587052
now tell us what you've learned.
>>707587052
This made me feel feels I didn't want to feel.
>>707587012
>>707587052
Holy shit directly in the feels, anon
If it gives you any shred of hope at all, both my girlfriend and I were terrible drug addicts for a few years; we're both clean now, still together, and doing quite well.
>>707587284
Same
>>707575634
I fucking remeber that episode of Dexters Lab, sweet memories, thankyou for the nostalgia
>>707587278
That if you don't fight you won't get anything in life.
>>707587284
>>707587716
Well I wanted to give up on many things in my life. Going for a blackbelt in tae kwon do, Earning a degree, Her... But if I fight through it may just turn put alright.
>>707573979
Order a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese, hot fresh fries and ice cold soda.
>>707575890
Someone actually thought it was worth their time to type this and post it
>>707588210
Well anon, I'm proud of you even though I'm an anonymous person on this lovely cancerous image board. I hope it all works out for you.
>>707573979
when will it be mine turn to have a sexy gf that does sexy stuff like this in public to tease me
>>707575786
Kek
>>707575091
newfag spotted
>>707575091
I remember my first post.
>>707574328
Fart juggling?
>>707573979
Is this in Canada?
>>707575632
>>707574235
Underrated truth
>>707575813
>saying this
>posting sadkitkat
>still thinks hes not a degenerate
>>707574512
Kek
>>707575813
>>707576697
>>707576461
Her name is Sadkitkat.
>>707573979
get in line and blow on her as until she notices the breeze.
take picture n thwn try to extort her for a blowjob n a fuck in a motel
Broadway maccas. lol
i fucking work there... broadway maccas.
>>707573979
GHRITP
GRAB HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
