New Zealand thread - /nzg/ 9pm edition
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New Zealand thread - /nzg/
9pm edition
>>707563588
How's the weed? It's dry af up here in Auckland haven't been able to score in 3 days
>>707563623
Get some OC
>>707563588
was liberally just about to make a toast
what's the best thing that happened to you guys today?
>>707563588
>>707563623
old news whore
>>707563623
wish she still posted, I miss delivery girl :'(
>>707563920
did you make it to the third thread?
>>707564076
>>707563801
I don't score for weeks at a time. Sucks having only 1 connect.
>>707564105
>>707564131
>>707563801
I normally get it off my brother up there but even he can't find any
Small town general, Thames is shit.
>>707564189
Does your name start with C
>>707563623
FPBP
>>707564076
Got a lot further than that kek
where my /drinking/ bros at
>>707564325
Shhhhhhh........................
reminder that weeed is unhealthy for your body
>>707564342
>>707564392
Fuck off copycat, he's dead
>>707564325
is tinychat actually worth my time then?
>>707564429
tinychat is for faggots and cucks
>>707564429
>>707564474
so yes
>>707564429
Depends if you got a cam and/or titties I guess
Who /osrs/ tonight?
American here. Is "shots" (or "shot") common slang in New Zealand? What exactly does it mean?
>>707564568
Thanks
>>707564568
mouthful of liquor
>>707564528
nah but i've got a screen and i like them
Why are IDs even gone?
>>707564631
beeg american tee tees
Dunedin reporting.. tempted to grab a Pizza before Dominoes closes.. kinda hungry.
>>707564568
shot means something like like 'mint' or 'chur'
American here. Howcome it's night time in NZ and here in Minnesota it's like 3:17am in the morning?
>>707564676
Trump fucked the time zones
>>707564611
>>707564612
>>707564663
I think that it probably means "thanks" in the context that I mean. I used to talk to some guy from N.Z. online, and he would say "shot bro" a lot.
>>707564676
because one gram of diamond weighs something like fifteen grams
>>707564661
Do it you fucking dirty little bitch.
>>707564844
Yeah, it means thanks in that context.
>>707564076
those titties doe wifable
>>707564937
I fucking did. so worth it.
84797 = 50% off
>>707564944
Shot, bro!
Also, is Taika Waititi directing Thor: Ragnarok a big deal for you guys? Is Lorde the knees of the bees over there?
>>707565054
what kind did you get? thin base? sauce?
these things are important
>>707564568
You use it like" shot bro". Meaning thanks
>>707565184
Nah, and not many people like Lorde over here
>>707564676
Because the earth isn't flat
I'm back after my ban. protip. Don't ask for John Key's address... even if it is public knowledge.
>>707565184
i know someone that went to high school with her, said she was a preppy, stuck up bitch.
pretty much the opposite of what she talks about in 'royals'
>>707565184
i feel like we only have national pride in our culture, weed and rugby team. some people might be happy about it though
>>707565330
kek
>>707565330
what was your ban for technically?
>>707565413
Asking for or posting personal information and promoting/encouraging doxing.
>>707565184
>Taika Waititi
He's a self absorbed cunt who thinks very very highly of himself. Sad! He's also a SJW who hates white people.
>>707565199
This.
Anyone got any nudes or semi or swimsuit pics of Tori from Auckland?
>>707565376
Haha she does seem kind of stuck up.
By the way, are police officer in N.Z. really friendly? My little brother and I were watching What We Do in The Shadows a while ago, and my brother asked me why those police officers were so nice. I know that American police officers have a bad reputation, so the contrast was more obvious. But are N.Z. police that nice or was it just an exaggeration?
>>707565773
watch 'police ten 7'
pretty accurate
>>707565773
yep our cops are pretty good cunts. there's assholes, of course, but they're pretty tame on the whole
still cops though..
She's from timaru anyone know her?
>>707565773
They usually act friendly but they're still cunts
Reminder that New Zealand draw to USA in football
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq-ttb9InV4
>>777777777
ITT we wait for
>>707565199
Just a Traditional BBQ Meatlovers, student life, 5.99 pizza. looks okay too.
>>707565841
>>707565843
>>707566055
Very well. Thanks. I hope to visit your country one day, make the friendly acquaintance of your citizens, eat your finest food, laugh at your funniest jokes, converse with your brightest minds, enjoy your greatest sights, relish your best drinks, copulate with your finest women, and ultimately earn your appreciation so that I may be welcomed back to your country at a later time.
>>707565642
Anyone?
>>707566670
keep talking like that and you can fuck right off
>>707566643
This picture is a total contradiction. The date is written in non-American order, but the pizza is clearly Amerifat garbage.
I would know, I'm an Amerifat and it's making me hungry...
>>707566844
haha, cheap food is good food, and when you can get 50% off a pizza.. why the fuck not.
tastes pretty fucking good.
>>707566643
man you gotta get on dat thin and crispy base
>>707566960
student life tho.. all about saving $$
>>707566705
>>707565642
why don't you just go on pornhub and have a wank rather than drooloing over some pics of some average looking slapper
>>707567026
Because I'd rather jack off to people I know ;)
>>707567020
why not deep dish then?
>>707567020
thin crust is free isn't it?
>>707563588
>Christchurch
Evening fam
>>707566789
Fine, then. I will talk to you like this: Mexico beat New Zealand 2-1 a few days ago! It was probably your best players against one of our decent teams (I was actually born in Mexico but have lived in the U.S.A. most of my life)!
>>707566670
Come to Thames, we can throw people into the swimming hole
>>707567126
dont know, never really looked into it. what is it really?
>>707567126
no fucking clue but this pizza is almost gone
5.99 is already cheap enough, dunno if
>>707566019
timaru. the shitter maru
>>707567108
if you know her just try for some nudes yourself
>>707566643
when Domino's got buffalo sauce my life will never be the same
>>707566643
Take photos of you eating it, big boy.
>>707567228
> i will literally cuck you
Reminder new Zealand is a meem tier country
>>707567351
yeah no thanks. i'd prefer to stay anon.
>>707567273
Last I heard she only sent them to her bf's (she's had a few so maybe someone posted them)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
>>707566019
were did you get that plus name
>>707567459
butterface
7951 http://www.jailbaitfans.ml/
>>707567172
why would i give a fuck about sports?
that has absolutely no bearing on my life
>>707567228
thin base is the shit man, it is what is says on the packet. thinner base, more crispy, more flavour, no charge. less dough though so if your poor as fuck you should go with deep dish (no charge, thicker base)
the feel when no cuteboy to cuddle
never met a nice kiwi tbh
>>707567728
Will go for deep dish next time, cheers.
I'm not poor by any means, just the normal dunedin student.
Absolutely cringe tier country
>>707567751
You could cuddle me.
>>707567829
Located?
>>707567797
Because you're a cunt.
>>707564076
I don't have a cute boy either :(
>>707567824
yet you still manage to find your way into the thread almost every night..
>>707568004
where you at?
>>707567898
not what your mother said last night
>>707568066
Are you cute?
>>707567797
Same. Either cucks or cunts. Prefer strayans tbqh
>>707568023
Shutup!
>>707567896
North Island.
>>707568155
you fuckin know it
>inb4 post face
no way in hell
my fav colour is green though
>>707568398
my fave colour is aslo green
snapchat?
>>707568439
nah no smartiephone
>>707568279
sad days.
Any chch fegs?
Anyone got any pics or tori? Preferably lewds
>>707568641
What happened to your cuddle buddy?
>>707568641
unfortunatly
>>707568615
fag
>>707568761
Studying far away.
>>707568767
Chch is chill anon
New Zealanders Lmao
>>707563801
Alg in Welly
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>707568820
That it is, sumimasen
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
>>707568901
Want to cuddle?
>>707568807
hey man, that really hurt my feelings. think before you speak, you might upset someone
>>707568983
Always done for a cuddle
>>707569000
nice trips bro I take it back
>>707568641
Ayyy whats good bitchh, chch feg here
>>707568615
where you at?
are you white?
Who wants to watch me eat an ice cream?
>>707568641
Hook up with dia
thread sucks
>>707569233
yeah i'm white. northland temporarily but im usually based in akl
you can fuck my ass with a strapon if you're into it
>>707569444
Sweeeeeeeeerve
>>707569444
>Checked
Trip gods demand live pegging
>>707569169
thanks friendo. i understand, emotions run a bit high on the ol' chan sometimes
>>707569473
your loss
>>707569599
Well... that and I'm welly
have you ever seen a person this beautiful?
fucking unreal
>>707569654
sad day. i think you'd benefit from a bit of power
taking the reigns and all that
>>707569758
who he
>>707569758
His arse must taste amazing.
>>707569824
i bet he talcums it
>>707569385
no thanks. i'm not gay
>>707569864
Do you think he bleaches it?
there's a mouse running around my room..
it's not even filthy
>>707569758
are you a fucking faggot?
>>707569976
That's why you get a cat
>>707569935
he probably gets obsessed fans to do it for him
dunners you here bro
>>707570007
i wish.. such a bitch to find a pet-friendly flat
plus i want to gap this country as soon as i can afford it
Best place to find cute submissive femboys/trap in NZ? Fetlife? NZD?
>>707570109
Where are you going to go? Aus?
>>707570155
hell no, aussies suck
probly africa then europe, finish off in south america
>>707570007
I have a cat
>>707570042
Ooooh lala
>>707570114
hook up with Anonnz. the most glorious feminine penis you will ever have the pleasure of sucking
where them hamilton bitches at?
>>707570223
can i borrow it for a bit? no weird stuff i promise
>>707570492
She's a bit of a bitch, but she's my little cunt
>>707570649
>cute
Boys, we got some bad news coming in.
>>707570817
rip
>>707570206
>aussies suck
>wants to go to countries filled with niggas and mozzie sand niggas
At least there might be something good in south africa. But there's still a lot of crime.
might trade some nudes tonight hmu
anonmcanon69 @ gmail
>>707570817
>>707570914
Group of protestors at the Beehive.
>>707570965
i want to go to other courntires to have a different experience, not just a slightly shittier one
>>707571109
cool, so what?
what are they doing? why are they there?
>>707571237
Angry lesbians, bro.
They're made as hell.
One of them, Rosey, got fired.
>>707571309
awesome, protests are only good when people are angry
>>707566055
Her name is Indy Engstrom got it off a friends laptop
>>707569992
FUUUUARRRRKKKK you aren't mirin?
Dargaville reporting in,,,,, plenty homegrown n homebrew here. Fun times here
>>707571401
man she looks like she has that disease where people don't age right
>>707571401
that is cp
>>707571463
sup nigga i went to ota.
dargz is a shithole mayn, but thanks for the drags
>>707571401
MODS!!! WTF??? reported. enjoy your ban
>>707571401
Meh I would still bang
>>707571483
>>707571513
she looks normal to me?
>>707571582
her body does but she has the face of a 12 year old
> I was just a black boy
> dindu nuffin wrong
> but along came a white cop, gun drawn
> round after round he plugged into my chest
> over and over, till I was dead
Later on the cop went to my families home and said read the first letter of each sentence
>>707571573
>>707563801
West auck confirming it's pretty dry
would bang and prematurely ejaculate
>>707572081
THERE'S A NIGGER IN THE WHITE HOUSE
>>707572093
So anyone know her from timaru?
>>707572049
her face just looks morphed to me, but she looks def old enough. Massive forehead. Small, cooked mouth. Eyes too far apart. Ribs.
>>707572100
dry as fuck, luckily i've had the same dealer for 6 years and she always makes sure i'm covered
>>707572379
Timaru you say?
I'll be in the lookout
>>707571573
I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god
>>707572379
>>707572540
make sure you save the pics for insurance purposes
>>707572613
does anyone else find her bones and saggy tits gross?
>>707572717
makes me wanna post mine but cbf
>>707572613
>>707572717
i think she''s got rockin tits.
>>707572789
what the fuck kind of post is that? post them or keep it to yourself.
kinda cunt that tells your mate to come round for a beer then when they get there you ask where the box is
>>707572918
>>707573071
Check top thread.
They already here you fag. I pre fucking box
Any slays in Tauranga?
>>707573071
>>707573133
i know they're there, i posted them. although i didn't think that was you cause you usually capitalise your shit.
i'm always down on fresh content though!
I fucked my daughter today, loved it
>>707573295
is that her?
>>707573295
its true (i am the daughter)
>>707573170
Here bro
>>707573295
liar.
greentext it anyway though.
>>707573408
What're you down for?
>>707573181
>>707564676
Because New Zealand doesn't exist.
>>707573269
Yeah, I was thinking when I posted that I didn't capitalize my post. didn't think anyone would catch it.
Shit you pay attention.
>>707573548
She loved it too.... Anyone else keen too?
>>707573295
>>707573405
post timestamp of you both together
>>707573697
>>707573698
answer my question faggot >>707573376
>>707564163
Any ass pics Quercy?
>>707573689
yep i also knew you fav colour was green cause i guessed it in another thread
what can i say? i spend a lot of time on a certain anonymous forum
>>707573755
What u think. Yh mmaria Rogers
>>707573445
I'll suck ya dick.
>>707573882
Where you at?
>>707573821
You know me so well.
>>707574033
Flick me a message
[email protected]
Whangarei. EEmEEmail me... anonlover691 @ gmail
>>707574040
probably better than you know yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQ0K8KxtAA
>>707568203
often the stench and stupidity of the aus bogan in these threads
>>707573814
>>707574251
Doubt it
>>707574984
Oh man some guy stuff happens here
>>707574795
sexy babe. pussy?
>>707574873
of course you do, you don't know what i know
>>707575132
I don't much care tbh
>>707575169
our daughter's reaching for the nipple
Anonnz, measure dick and timestamp
>>707575567
... I don't have a daughter
>>707575627
reroll
Tfw most of my employers have been Chinese. Moving to Auckland was a mistake.
>>707575685
you see? you dont know your life at all
tc
>>707576112
I'd know, I have ovaries
He thought it was a girl.
He thought a girl said "Yeah, I'll suck ya dick" just like they always do...
australia is better because new zealand is apart of its continent
