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>That guy who pronounces it "jiff"
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That's the correct way to pronounce it, although I don't like the way that sounds.
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The right way
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>>707562309
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>>707562353
GRAPHICS
INTERCHANGEABLE
FORMAT
GA
IF
GIF
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>>707562309
The inventor of the damn format pronounces it, "jiff."
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"jiff" "gist"

"A GIF is a GIST of a video."
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IT'S NOT A WORD. IT'S AN ABBREVIATION. NOBODY SAYS, "JUPEGG"

SAY EACH LETTER INDIVIDUALLY. SPELL IT OUT. IT'S NOT A WORD, GODDAMMIT. SAY "GEE EYE EFF"
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>>707562908
He's a fucking programmer, not a linguist.

He could say it's pronounced "Jefferey" for all I care, it's wrong and it's retarded. There's only two other instances in the English language where such a retardation takes place and they're both wrong. One of them being "laser".

Shut your fucking mouth, you and that dork who invented it.
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>>707562908
I made a new term. I call it "Snorp" but its pronounced "Wad" Any other way is wrong
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>>707563255
>guy creates a new format, decides to give it a name
>some fucking random guy who had nothing to do with its creation decides, decades later, "Nah, that's wrong," even though it's not even a real word that has to follow any linguistic rules
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>>707563255
can you imagine if Larry Page and Sergey Brin were like, "Yo, we created this new thing...it's called Google."
and years later people were fighting over it like, "Yeah, I know it's spelled that way, but I think it should definitely be pronounced 'joggle' because muh soft g"

it's a nonsense word. the first guy to come up with it gets to dictate how it's pronounced. there are no rules.
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>>707563256
>implying the English language is logical at all
ghoti has three wildly varied pronunciations.
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>>707563725
how the fuck does 'ghoti' ever have more than one pronunciation? it's not even a word
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>>707563430
>Guy creates a format
>Pronounces its own name wrong because he's an absolute retard
>Bandwagon of dickwads dickride him like the absolute morons they are

Furthermore, see >>707562756
You're an idiot, mate.

>>707563644
What you're arguing for doesn't make sense. The vast majority of people take the LOGICAL approach and pronounce it "GIF". Then there's retards who think it's Jiff and even bigger retards who defend the autist who invented it even though he's wrong.

Quit being contrarian idiots. It's Gif. End of story.
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>>707562756
Not how that works at all.
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>>707563760
its that stupid joke that it's pronounced "fish" or some shit
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/thread
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>>707563202
>Abbreviation
>Not acronym
GEE ZOOZ
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>>707563765
it doesn't matter if it's logical you dense turbo faggot because it's not a goddamned word to begin with
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>>707563765
>getting this upset over graphics interchangeable format
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It's like the word "Penis", look that word up and then tell me it shouldnt be pronounced "pee niss", instead all the dictionaries say to pronounce it "Pee nuss" - go fucking figure that one out
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>>707563765
NASA
Scuba.
Piss off. There are no rules. Say it however the fuck you want.
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>>707562756
that's like saying AWOL should be pronounced "AhWOL"

fucking retard
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>>707563760
>it's not even a word
there you go.

anyway, "ghoti" could be pronounced "GOAT-ee," "fish," or just completely silently.

"ghoti" = gh(ost) o(h) ti(er) = goat-ee
"ghoti" = (thou)gh (pe)o(ple) balle(t) bus(i)ness = [silent]
"ghoti" = (cou)gh (w)o(men) (na)ti(on) = fish
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>>707563644
google comes from the word googol
in decimal notation, it is written as the digit 1 followed by one hundred 0s:
10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.

because that's how many search results you can get

>nonsense word...
more like fucktard
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>>707563996
>Trying to dodge the argument this hard
Kill yourself, autist.

Furthermore, see >>707563970

>>707564065
>Say it however the fuck you want
I'll say it the CORRECT way, thank you very much.
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Listen here autists. Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus. But you don't pronounce it scuh ba do you? You know why? Because it's a fucking abbreviation. Gif is pronounced jiff because the creator says so. If you invented something wouldnt you want people to pronounce it how you pronounce it?
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>>707563765
>logical approach
It's a made up word. I can't believe you care this much you absolute fucking autist.
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>>707564270
See >>707564210 and >>707563970

Kill yourself, autist. I bet you say "Jiff" like the rest of the Special Needs class.
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>>707563765
>take the LOGICAL approach and pronounce it "GIF".
Yes, like Giraffe. Your "logic" is just muh common sense.
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>>707564258
fucking THIS.
Anyone who pronounces "gif" as "gift" minus the "t" is a god damned inbred retard
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>>707564330
>can't come up with a coherent counter argument so he starts quoting other people's posts

lmfao
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>>707564330
I don't, but I'm glad it triggers your raging aspergers.
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>>707564178
But the sounds made by 'gh' ''o' 'ti' only make those sounds under special circumstances in the english language. They can't possibly make those sounds by themselves. So no. It can only ever sound like 'GOAT-E'. Unless of course it was a name.
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>>707564334
gibbon, ~s
gibbous
giddy, giddier, giddiest
gif, ~s
gift, ~ed, ~ing, ~ings, ~s
giftware, ~s
gig, ~ged, ~ging, ~gings, ~s
gigabyte, ~s
gigaflop, ~s
giggle, ~d, ~r, ~s, giggling, ~s, giggly
gild, ~ed, ~ing
gilder, ~s
gill, ~s, ~y
gillie, ~s
gilt, ~s
gimbel, ~s
gimme, ~s
gimmick, ~ry, ~s, ~y
gird, ~ed, ~ing, ~ings, ~s, girt
girder, ~s
girdle, ~r
girl, ~s, ~ie, ~ish, ~ishly
girlfriend, ~s
girlhood
girth, ~s
git, ~s
give, ~n, ~nness, ~ns, ~r, ~rs, ~s, ~th
giveaway, ~s
giveback, ~s
giving, ~s
Giza
gizmo, ~s
gizzard, ~s

Your point being?

>Getting BTFO by your own bullshit

>Inb4 you post 3-4 more words pronounced with a soft G
Kill yourself.

>>707564343
>Defending autism
Back to your Special Needs class, Cletus.

>>707564515
Quoting images. I already made my argument, those images only added to it.

>Getting BTFO this hard to the point where you try to weasel out like a pussy
Kys.
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not to mention the vast majority pronounce it GIF

if you ask me to come look at your funny jif, im gonna think you are talking about cleaning product
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>>707564592
>not the delicious brand of peanut butter

fucking casual
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>>707564592
Or the peanut butter.

Takes a SPECIAL kind of retard to pronounce it "Jif".
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>>707564586
This is almost sad
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>2016
>still associating with backwards ass format
Webm master race
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>>707564586
>treating gif like a word instead of an acronym

holy shit, no wonder you fucking autists can't come up with a single argument
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>>707562756
THAT'S NOT HOW ACRONYMS WORK YOU FUCKING HOBNOB. You don't pronounce Scuba Scubba, do you, dipshit?
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>>707564145
You actually just changed my mind holy shit

you're right, it's pronounced "jiff."
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>>707564644

sorry we don't eat shitty American food products in New Zealand
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>>707564586
>trying this hard
The soft G exists in the English language. The owner of the product chose the soft G. This is a potato vs potato argument crawling around your mothers ass.
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>>707564711
>Special Needs kid
You are sad indeed.

>>707564806
>Implying there's a human being alive who pronounces it "GEE AY EFF"
You're an absolute retard and you should consider suicide.
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>>707564771
Exactly. And "Webm" is obviously pronounced "Webum"
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>>707562309

That's the way it's creator pronounces it faggot. Would you rather we call you fagge't?
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>>707563996
>dense turbo faggot
kek
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>>707564871
>The owner of the product chose the soft G
The owner of the product is a complete retard who disregard the linguistic logic behind his own product.

Ergo, not someone to be take seriously. It's like asking a virologist for his opinion on the shift of tectonic plates.

Kill yourself.
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>>707564870
Never though I'd say this but that is the faggiest looking jar of penut butter I have ever seen. Enjoy your aids
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>>707564890
>special needs kid
Nice as hominem
>kys xDDDDD
Nothin personnel kid
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>>707564330
>>707564586
>>707564330
>his only argument is calling his opponent "special needs"
Darling, it's time to stop posting.
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>>707564890
>still trying this hard

lmfao your b8 is too obvious m8
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>>707564890
one more added to the pile
>>707565048
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>>707564996
>implying taste is all about looks
It may look gay but no doubt Jif tastes like dicks
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>>707564890
I pronounce it, "JEE EYE EFF" because, let's be honest, it really doesn't take much longer to pronounce it that way. Seriously; how much time do you think you're saving by pronouncing it as a word?
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>>707562309
Yeah, it's geif
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The guy who invented it called it jiff.

But I say gif around nerds because occasionally it rustles jimmies.
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>>707564145
>>707564145
>>707564145
>>707564145
>>707564145
>>707564145
CAN'T DEFEND THIS, GIF FAGS
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>>707564986
>disregard the linguistic logic
The only linguistic logic you've posted is a list of words starting in G....about a thread about an acronym.....

Go eat Giff Peanut butter outta ya mother's ass.
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>Last post was 3 minutes ago.
So it's settled, then? It's pronounced, "Jiff." Thanks for playing.
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>>707565032
>>707565048
>>707565060
>>707565072
>Getting BTFO this hard that you have to weasel out of a debate without addressing arguments

It was easy.

Gif it is.

>>707565157
This isn't about time, it's about logic.

>>707565280
See >>707564890
Consider suicide.
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Gif. Isn't it pronounced how its spelt?
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>>707565494
>still can't defend against >>707564145

lmao, what a sad pathetic manchild you are
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>>707565531
Since when has the English language worked that way
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>>707565494
If it's really about logic, you'd still pronounce every letter individually because -- and I can't stress this enough -- GIF is not a word.
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>>707565545
>Whataboutism
You got humiliated.

Kill yourself, permavirgin. No wonder no woman will touch you, pronouncing it "jiff".
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>>707565675
>still can't defend

lmao
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What came first
The Gif or the Jiff?
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>>707565639
>every letter individually
But no one does that. Literally no one, not even the retarded creator.

He treats it as a word and pronounces it wrong. That's when logic is needed to step in and that's where idiots like you get proven wrong.

>>707565676
See >>707565675
Plus, I already addressed this with the whole "Laser" issue.

>>707565711
Already did, you committed a logical fallacy.

Ergo, you're wrong and you will remain a permavirgin.
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It is pronounced jiff. Good day gents.
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>>707565759
the Jiff.
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>>707565781
>still can't defend

lmao
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>>707565781
>But no one does that.
It's not about popularity. It's about logic.
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>>707565794
You are correct.
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>>707565781
>it's wrong because I say so: the argument

lol ok bud
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>>707565781
>you committed a logical fallacy
>proceeds to commit one in the very next sentence
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Jif is a trademark

https://trademarks.justia.com/720/02/jif-72002814.html

If the creator really wants to say it that way, he should be sued for stealing the J.M. sumcker companys brand name.
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>>707565794
>>707565879
Gif.

>Your status = BTFO

>>707565813
>Still BTFO
Sad.

>>707565834
Is it or is it not treated as a word by everyone, including the creator who found the need to attempt to pronounce it (despite wrongly)?

Quit trying to weasel out and moving goalposts, inbred. It's Gif. End of story.

>>707565927
>Strawman
Nice fallacy.
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>>707566020
>fallacy fallacy

lol ok bud
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>>707565781
why the fuck are you so angry nigga calm down.
being an arrogant dickhole is only going to make people want to disagree with you more.
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>>707565984
Making an argument and calling someone out for committing a logical fallacy and only AFTER doing that is not "Ad Hominem".

Go read up on what that actually is you absolute sperg.
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>>707566020
>still can't defend

lmao
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>>707562309
YOU FUCKING NORMIE ITS PRONOUNCED "GEOFF" GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>707566020
>Is it or is it not treated as a word by everyone, including the creator who found the need to attempt to pronounce it (despite wrongly)?
Again, this isn't about popularity. It's about logic, as you said. Masses of people can still do illogical things. Thus it should be pronounced, "JEE EYE EFF." It's clearly the only way.
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>>707566082
Most of your rebuttals in this thread have been
>y-you must h-have special needs
>h-haha k-kys
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>BTFO
>Special Needs
>wash, rinse, repeat
Do you literally have autism? You're overusing these fucking buzzwords to the point of exhaustion. Ramp up your range a bit, holy fucking shit 40,000
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>>707563255
>>707563765
>>707564249
>>707564330
>>707564586
>>707564890
>>707564986
>>707565494
>>707565675
>>707565781
>>707566020

>>707566082
>saying BTFO constantly as if you just discovered the term
>tons of logical fallacies, yet continues to complain about them; probably just discovered "fallacy" too
>being a complete faggot without any actual argument
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>>707566020
>Your status = BTFO
>>>707565813
>>Still BTFO
This isn't /pol/. You can't just win an argument by repeatedly shouting the phrase, "BTFO!!!"
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>>707562309
don't worry. no one will be pronouncing it "jiff" after the day of the rope.
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It's "jiff." Fuck off.
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>>707562309
Right way is best way, desu.
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>Argument 1
>"It's pronounced with a hard g because pronunciation dictates that it is essentially 'gift' without the t"
It's not a word.

>Argument 2
>"The first letter of GIF is Graphics, therefore it should be pronounced with a hard g"
See >>707564145

>Argument 3:
>"Just because the creator of the acronym says it's pronounced one way, doesn't mean I have to treat it as the correct pronunciation!"
At this point, autism.

Just stop.
You literally cannot defend yourselves any further, gif fags
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http://www.strawpoll.me/11413530
http://www.strawpoll.me/11413530
http://www.strawpoll.me/11413530

LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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Here's the thing..
the 'correct' pronounciation (jiff) popped up couple of years ago by hipster know-it-all faggots that wanted to sound important.
they used it only to summon up the conversation where they can explain and educate others how it's le supposed to be pronounced because that's how the inventor meant it.
The fact is, in spoken language, already archaic format is so common that 'gif' if the correct way to say it.
just like in american english people kept mis-pronouncing 'aluminium' as 'aluminum' so it was eventually added to textbooks and periodic tables, even though it makes no sense in scientific standpoint.
there you have it, no point discussing further. please.
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>>707566598
>implying the "BTFO/special needs" guy won't just answer so many times it looks like +2,000 people voted for "Gift without the 't'"
calling it now
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>>707566100
i thought it was pronounced 'g-AY-f', sort of like 'knife', but with a hard G and an F
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>>707562908
No he doesn't you moron
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>>707566048
>N-NO, S-STOP BTFOING ME
You got humiliated.

>>707566066
Doesn't make me wrong, however. And that's what this whole thing is about.

>>707566095
>Getting humiliated to the point where you basically have to repeat one liners
I broke you.

>>707566147
>It isn't about popularity
No one said it was, you're committing a strawman.

>Clearly the only way
Exactly why would that be the only way? As demonstrated by this thread, no one has a single argument in favour of "Jiff".

I didn't use the popularity of "Gif" as an argument for it you absolute retard with 0 reading comprehension skills.

>>707566190
Nope, I added that at the end of my posts to remind the actual Special Needs autists to kill themselves.

So yeah, consider suicide.

>>707566216
>The state of "JIF" pronouncing retards
Wew.

>>707566218
>State of "Jif" pronouncing retards
>Grasping at straws this much
>Projecting this much
>Being this shook by the fact that you got humiliated on /b/ out of all places
Wew.

>>707566551
>Strawmanning your way into a """win"""
Sad.
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>>707566698
...? Yes, he literally does.
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>>707566822
>strawman

Sorry man, not an argument.
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>>707566822
>Doesn't make me wrong, however. And that's what this whole thing is about.
>Wew.
>So yeah, consider suicide.
>you're committing a strawman
Oh no, he's retarded. We've been screaming at a retard, everybody.
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>>707566822
>getting to the point where you can't defend yourself so you start blasting out the strawman accusations

lmfao pathetic
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Gift. There is only one root word in the English language that begins with the letters GIF, and it's gift. Logically everyone normal (and English speaking) would not pronounce GIF as jiff. That's the end to it.
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>>707566822
What grade are you in? Haven't you ever been prompted to construct a legitimate argument for your opinions in school?
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>>707566661
Ding ding ding ding ding

I still pronounce it jif, oddly I always have.
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>>707567103
>See >>707566551, Argument 1
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>>707566964
Logical fallacies are not arguments, exactly.

>>707567035
>Getting BTFO so bad you have to try to weasel out of it this way
Sad as fuck.

>>707567057
It's literally a strawman.

You're building an argument you can debunk so you make it seem like you've won. In every exchange this retard got BTFO so he had to find a way to cope with it. A Strawman fallacy is the way he found.

>>707567120
And this is how you know a dude's been truly humiliated and rendered without a single argument.

When he starts spouting shit like this.
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>>707566822
Oh boy, he's breaking out the strawmans
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>>707566822
>coherent arguments
>"b-but strawman!"

You got humiliated.
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>All the jiff lovers are automatically fajjots
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>>707567156
Ah well, I didn't read everything posted here, most of it was bollocks.
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>>707567215
>Coherent
Where? I already debunked every single one of those """arguments""".

>You got humiliated.
Kek, you're so shook you're literally copying me at this point. So fucking sad.
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>>707567188
You just learned what a strawman fallacy is like two days ago, didn't you?

You should go into law; maybe you could shitpost your way into winning cases.
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>>707567233
I like jiff, on pancakes. Mmmm, lemon juice.
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>>707567188
Do explain where the logical fallacies are.

No please, do show me, because I directly took all arguments presented towards the pronunciation of gif with a hard g, and answered with a simple counter argument.

It merely sounds like you cannot reply to my counter arguments, so you start looking for new ways to discredit them.
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>>707567281
>Where? I already debunked every single one of those """arguments""".
You don't just respond however you want to and declare yourself a winner. You're posting what essentially amounts to covering your ears and shrieking, "LALALALALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALA"
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>>707563970
Jraphic park
hahahaha
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This is now a strawman thread
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>>707567281
>you're so shook
No one is going to allow themselves to be lectured on grammar by a grammar retard.
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>>707567451
I know right? Everyone knows it's shooken
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>>707562309
>>707562756
You probably pronounce jpeg as jfeg too
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>>707567281
>>707567188
God damn you're good at making b8. Got me real mad for a second there
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I fucking love /b/
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>>707567644
You mean "slash buh slash" right?
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Wow, didn't know people got so heated on this.

I acknowledge that the creator wants it to be said jif, although for the life of me I can't figure out why, but I personally think that sounds stupid so I will continue to say it as gif.

I literally give 0 fucks if this offends the creator, I'm never gonna talk to him and his weird pronunciation anyways.
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>>707567718
See now this is an actual argument.

You pronounce GIF with a hard g because of personal preference.

End of fucking story.
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>>707567718
SEE >>707564343
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>>707567300
Nope, it's just easy to recognise them.

Other boards that aren't /b/ actually make an effort to put forth decent arguments that aren't plagued with logical fallacies.

You guys are just easy to beat and humiliate.

>>707567305
>>707567363
I already have proven them wrong in my posts.
You didn't "answer with a simple counter argument", you literally ignored the entire thread, my posts and the rest and formed a strawman to cope.

>discredit them
I can't discredit something that has no credit to begin with.

>Getting BTFO this hard
Wew.

>>707567451
>Being this new
>Being a literal summerfag
Fucking sad.

>>707567593
>Trying to weasel out of this by yelling "B8! TROLL! B8 GUISE!"
Humiliated.
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>>707567718
It has descended into people screaming "KYS" and calling each other inbred retards.
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>>707567775
See, this I could get behind. Stop trying to convince people you're objectively correct and everyone else is objectively wrong.
There is no right answer.
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>>707567802
I'm sorry, but your arguments lose a tremendous amount of credit if insults are accompanied with them.

Thank you for playing, good sir.
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>>707567802
>Being this new
>Being a literal summerfag
(1) those sum real strong and original arguments you got there.
(2) it's literally not even summer anymore holy fuck
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>>707564258
No, there's no other word in the English language beginning with scub. That's why.
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>>707567714
Oh but of course, excuse my hick grammar
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>>707567802
>g-guys I totally humiliated them right?
>humiliated.. k-kys...I humiliated you...
Read through the thread. Read your own posts. Listen to yourself. Holy shit.
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>>707567790
literally don't care about the opinions of anons that I'll never meet either. I mean, your opinion has no impact on my life so why should I care.
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Steve Wilhite Is American

Seeing as Americans speak "American"
Put bush in office
spell colour without the u
and like to say "I resemble that remark"

The only logical explanation is that Gif is pronounced Jif, due to the simple fact that 11 out of 10 Americans are retarded.
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>>707567918
Nope, they don't.

It takes nothing from my arguments, just a reminder that the people I'm arguing with are complete and utter retards.

>>707567959
>Not knowing the "shook" meme
Yeah, you're a complete newfag.

>>707568034
>More strawmanning
>Projecting your own little insecurities and speech patterns
Kill yourself, lad.
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>>707567802
My mother is a kindergarten teacher. You sound exactly like some of her students; I'm not even exaggerating. They make very simple, repetitive arguments and declare themselves winners regardless of what their opponents are actually saying. They don't care what their opponents are saying. They're not even listening. They just scream, "NO! NO! THAT'S NOT RIGHT. NO!" and expect to win that way.
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>>707563202
I say jewpeg.
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>>707568108
I really really really want to believe you've never heard someone say "I resemble that remark." but I can't deny that you probably have.
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>>707568108
7.5/10 put more effort into it next time. Try to be more subtle with the political segways.
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>>707568177
>>Not knowing the "shook" meme
>using a shitty Tumblr """meme""" used primarily by gay men in the comment section of Lady Gaga music videos
makes sense, coming from you
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>>707568219
Good for you, sweetie.
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>>707568196
>No argument whatsoever, nothing but insults and attempts at Ad Hominem
Nice.

>>707568312
>Tumblr meme
Holy fuck, way to out yourself as a complete newfag.
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Either is acceptable.
The name first came out pre1800 as you can see here
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>>707566661
you speak the truth, sir.
and you're the only one here who acknowledged that language is organic and ever changing, and that common use and erosion can sometimes determine what's correct despite what purists say.
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Choosy developers choose .gif

[spoiler]Like the peanut butter, dipshit.[/spoiler]
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>>707566661

This guy is on the right track.. language has a life of it's own, based on it's common use. Latin is a "dead" language hence CONCRETE rules of how pronunciation works.

Hence the need for a rational discourse on the subject... but that is not what happens when any party resorts to name calling in an attempt to draw out emotional responses, derailing the discourse far enough to pressure the opposition into giving up the argument entirely.

But I suppose if anyone really wanted to have real discussion on any subject, they should take it somewhere other than /b/.

POKIES!
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9438 Leaked... http://www.jailbaitfans.ml/
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>>707568386
attack site
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>>707568177
It is indeed entirely discredited, especially after you told that poor man to kill himself.

If I recall correctly, encouragement of suicide is a punishable crime, and legal offenses are not taken lightly on this site.

I suggest you find yourself a decent lawyer before a warrant is made for your arrest.
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>>707564258
>creator says so

Fuck "the creator" (as if he's some kind of god). The creator is an eccentric douchebag who pronounces things weird just to be a pretentious special snowflake. The 'G' stands for graphic, which means it's pronounced with a hard G. End of story.

The creator can go suck a cock (which he probably pronounces like 'sock').
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tomato tomato

who cares
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JiF = Jirrafic Image Format
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It's pronounced, "jif." There's no reason to even argue over it.
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Nobody reply to the argument shitposter. Don't give him any attention at all. Maybe he'll get tired and go away.
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>>707568375
>language has a life of it's own
>of it is own
only in you're mined
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>>707568777
trips commands it. shall it be done.
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>>707568777
Sounds good.
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It's pronounced "jif."
See
>>707564145
>>707564334
and
>>707564343
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>>707568777
He already lost the minute he posted this thread.
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Bump. Or as some people in this thread would pronounce it, byoomp.
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>>707568912
Yeah, it seems like he was pretty much already drowning the moment he got in the water.
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>>707568442
you forgot to say
>you're done, kiddo
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>>707568777
OK, I won't reply to you.
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Gift - t = Gif

Case closed.
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>>707569028
Is that your argument? GIF is not a word, and has nothing to do with the word, "Gift." They don't even have similar roots.
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retards.
retards everywhere.
oh god, they're EVERYWHERE
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>>707569291

Yeah. That's all I got.
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>Get BTFO so hard he has to tell people "STOP RESPONDING, I CAN'T HANDLE BEING HUMILIATED ANY LONGER"
Kek.
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>>707563064
>"jiff" "gist"
>"A GIF is a GIST of a video."

"giff" "give"

A GIF GIVES you the video
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>>707568689
>it stands head and shoulders
>above other image formats
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>>707568777
>Getting BTFO so hard you have to ask for it to stop
Kek, you're fucking humiliated.
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>pronouncing it "gif"
it's like you're TRYING to sound retarded`
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>5 minutes
>no new posts
Great, it's settled. "Jiff" wins.
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Mike faggot
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#genieten
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As a Norwegian, I pronounce .gif with a hard G, like in 'gift'.

Also, I pronounce .jpg as 'Jaypeg'.
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>>707570248
Yeah, sure. "Jiff" it is.
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>>707570370
nobody gives a shit about you or your shitty, almost non-existant excuse for a country you norwank
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>>707570171
>>707570248
>>707570393
>Being humiliated this hard
It's Gif.

Deal with it, virgins.
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>>707570454
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>>707570248
>>707570393
You know, I used to pronounce it "gift - t" but now I'm starting to think it's jiff. Jiff seems more logical now.
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>>707562309
Aluminium
Colour
Armour
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>>707570171
>>707570248
>>707570393
Great! So we're all in agreement; Jiff.
I like it when we can come to terms like this.
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>>707570370
Well the P stands for photographic so pronounce it jpheg or everyone in here can stfu.
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>>707570666
Jiff in hell, furfag
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APNG would've been much better anyway. GIFfs are outdated and shit.
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>>707562353
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>>707570666
Gif*

It's Gif, loser.
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Honestly "jiff" just sounds more logical to me. But who cares? GIFs are on their way out anyway.
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>>707573948
>Logical
Where do you get off? GIF sounds more logical, Jiff is just pure retarded.
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>>707574107
>to me.
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>>707562309
if it was supposed to sound like jiff, it would be spelled jiff instead of gif.
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>>707574344
>it sounds the way it's spelled
>because that's how English works
>>
Let the newfags pronouce it however the fuck they want. On the early internet, before AOL unleashed their entire customer base, and before Jpeg became the go-to format, GIF dominated and was pronounced JIF.

Don't like it? Who cares.
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>>707575124
>was pronounced JIF
Complete fucking liar talking out of his ass.

Ignore this faggot.
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Gif is pronounced "jiff"

It's an acronym. Just because the "G" in GIF stands for "Graphics," it doesn't mean it translates when you say "GIF."

Take NASA for example. The last "A" stands for "Administration," but you don't pronounced NASA as "Nah-Sah."

On that same note, the first A stands for "Aeronautics" but you don't pronounce the first A like that.
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>>707575793
Erm, that's exactly how I pronounce NASA
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>>707575793
This. This is correct. Let the thread die now.
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>>707576265
me too
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Graphics Interchangeable Format. Hard G. It's Gif not Jif.
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You guys do know that the dude who created gifs was just tryna troll when he said it's pronounce "jif" right?
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>>707577134
[citation needed]
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Everytime Gavin McInnes pronounces it "jiff file" I wanna declare jihad on him
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>>707577265
>Javin
>Gihad
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>>707577134
This is what it seems.

He's a programmer and a nerd. He possibly frequented his version of 4chan back when a chan wasn't even a thing.

He knew there'd be idiots debating it for ages so he purposefully pronounced it wrong.
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My Gs are hard. Fuck you soft g peanut butter faggots.
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>>707577434
My nigga.
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>>707577434
>>
Gif wins.

The end.
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People don't seem to realize that there's somewhat of an unwritten rule when it comes to soft vs hard G's.

Soft G's almost never (if ever) occur at the beginning of a word.

GIF as "jiff" inherently does not make sense.
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>>707579251
>Soft G's almost never (if ever) occur at the beginning of a word.
Giraffe? Gyroscope? Germs?
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>>707579251
What about "gem," "gym", "generation" and "gin?"
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>>707567982
Scooby Doo would like you to step into his office.
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this whole thread is a perfect example of why gifs just need to be eliminated from existence
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>>707579363
>>707579463
Fuck you guys and your words

Fuck the asstard that invented gif

Fuck this thread

Fuck you op
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>>707579363
>>707579463
See >>707564586
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It doesn't matter

Check em, some examples of words where the G sounds like a J.

>digit - DI-JI-IT
>general - JEN-ER-AL
>engine - EN-JIN
>gym - J-YM
>margin - MAR-JIN

Just some of the many examples of where words that have a G sound like a J. Hence, both are correct.

If you seriously are going to whine and bitch about how a word is pronounced, you might as will kill yourself because you are not capable of having a civil conversation and literally everyone you will eventually talk to, in the back of the mind, wishes you to fuck off.
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>>707579251
general?
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>>707579732
>referring to the posts of He Whose Name Shan't be Spoken
are you TRYING to bring him back?
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>>707579734
See: posts referring specifically to usage at the beginning of the word
>argument invalid
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>>707579734
agreed. it's sad that people are actually replying to people in this thread hoping for a legitimate reply. All this thread is trolls trolling trolls. It's like watching 2 apes fighting over a banana.

>when you realise that your opinion doesn't matter to anyone and the fact you even reply to a stupid comment in this thread, you make yourself look like a fool.
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>>707579898
He right tho, Idk why are you bickering about this
Plus it's been like 4 hours, doubt he's coming back
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>>707580022
I don't give a fuck about usage.

>trying to imply anyone here is a certified linguist, less a fat cunt sitting there googling everything.

>implying you'd actively go up to someone who said 'jif' and correct them

Pussy, why are you even here?
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>>707564009
Pen is, just like "this pen is going to be evidence when I stab the bastard that says 'jiff'".
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>>707562309
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