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Continuing other OPs random epic thread that brought /b/ /b/ack from the tranny's, ponies, politics, and Facebook fags

Post your keys /b/rod

Guess something about each person that does

>inb4 janitor
>not a janitor
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/b/ros*
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>>707550940
- Has not had many close calls in life, and therefore, feels rather immune to harm.
- College loans are the same as free money.
- Has dressed in suits before, but does not remember how to tie a tie from memory.
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there's a butt in my shorts
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>>707551372
Fucking lol

>Right about the first one.

>Second one - my loans are hanging over my head like a deathshroud since graduating

>I do know how to tie a tie basic knot though, nothing fancy
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>>707551895
Wtf kek
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Reposting cropped pic because faglords cried about gun and non key objects.
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>>707552215
- Under 23 years old.
- There's nothing wrong with marijuana or other drugs.
- Believes havarti, jarlsberg, and gouda cheeses are for rich snobs.
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>>707552215
Has a key for his mom's car because his breaks down regularly

Weeabo pothead. Probably black
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>>707552576
>>707552855
Sooo wrong kek
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>>707552508
Probably doesn't pay many of his own bills, if any
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>>707550940
Lives in door maze

Wears kahki shorts

Doesn't own sand paper
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>>707553087

Top lol friend. Thank you

Most of those keys are for doors that are permalocked at work. I don't own sandpaper lol its a rustic bookshelf. I wear regular khakis quite often, but not shorts.
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>>707553015

Just one line? Sorry anon, not quite on the mark.

Supports wife & kid. Helps parents, sister, grandmother, cousin, and friends when in financial need.
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>>707553503
Doesnt drink a lot but is always prepared.

Inherited house from your uncle, Prince.

White leather means no cum stains.
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>>707553475

Damn nice work. Its just odd there are hardly any keys on there.

I'll try a couple more.

>under 40 but over 30
>still masterbates frequently, but tries to hide it from wife/gf
>still fucking loves playing his ps2
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>>707553503
- Most likely lives in a western state.
- Enjoys groups such as Three Days Grace, Ghost B.C., and Zac Brown Band.
- Possesses a strong anxiety problem.
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>>707550940
That's high praise
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>>707550940
No idea if you saw my post in the old thread, but fellow Jeeper? That grey key looks like a WJ key and the black one looks like a replacement for a TJ. There's one just like it on my keys.
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>>707553756
>>707553827
Both first and third are true
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>>707553503

Loves kingdom hearts

Clearly doesn't own a shed

Really needs to change the oil in their vehicle and tends to neglect vehicular repairs
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>>707553801
That's more like it friendo. I just hate having extra keys. Did that for the longest time.

28, so close there.
I always tug the little one when shes gone. But sometimes i let her "catch me".
And i actually tossed my ps2 but still have my atarii, nes, snes, sega, n64, along with my ps4
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>>707553928
- Despite its mechanical issues, enjoys driving the metallic blue Fiat.
- Drinks beer, but darker varieties, such as stouts, are avoided.
- Does not believe that a formal college education is necessary for anyone.
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>>707554159
>never played kingdom hearts
>no shed
>I usually take care of it
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>>707550940
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>>707554230
You

Your good you
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>>707553928
Op has returned!

>fairly original thinker (due to thread)
>likes to keep his old car keys even though he doesn't have the cars anymore
>thoroughly enjoys a good ol' Philly cheese steak
>wants to like south park, but has some weird inclination to find it offensive because parents didn't like him watching it while he was younger
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>>707554392
Drives a Ford
Early 20s
Buys latest tech to be on "the cutting edge."
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>>707553928
Lives somewhere in the orbit of Jupiter.

Has a lock box.

Wears dress shoes with squared toes.

Is trying to collect enough keys to make it through level 6 of zombies ate my neighbors.
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>>707554038
What do you mean WJ and TJ lmao

Yes my parents have my old jeep (2000 Cherokee 4.0 liter) and I now have a 96 Cherokee 4.0 liter
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>>707554543
Only right thing is early 20's
Good try tho
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>>707554459
- When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.
- Who cares if it's an old vehicle? It runs just fine.
- Does not possess any formal secondary education, but is open to eventually pursuing one.
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>>707554686
>yes
>kek...yes
>try again
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>>707554038
Yes it is a replacement.

I actually broke the original trying to open my lock during an icy winter
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>>707554392
Cargo shorts

Goes fishing or something water related from time to time

Owns flip flops
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>>707554161

Fuk yea fellow chronic masterbator/classic gamer.

Extra keys suck, but kind of make you feel powerful sometimes
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>>707554392
- Aside from work, has no true aspirations yet in life.
- Will immediately remove tomatoes from burgers.
- Feels that he is fairly attractive, but is not knowledgeable of facets of higher fashion, such as color coordination, colognes, and item origins.
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>>707554643
Ah, sorry. WJ = 99-04 Grand Cherokee. TJ = 97-06 Wrangler.

BTW, 84-01 Cherokee = XJ.

Sorry, I've owned several Jeeps and I rock crawl. I've always gone by the two-letter codes.
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>>707554983
Negative
I wish with the fishing though.
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>>707554373

Damn I'm not this bad usually
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>>707554459
Owns a box fan

Has a secret garden

Might be a woman or lives with an older woman.
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>>707555038
What the fuck
Get out of my head who are you
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>>707550940
you drive an 89-95 Toyota...
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>>707554812
Wears black hoodies.

Hair is a little long

Might bite nails
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>>707554812
- Needs to be entertained by friends nearly continually.
- Does not live in the south.
- Feels that kratom should be made illegal.
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>>707554459

>might be voting for Trump
>enjoys the "back roads home" lifestyle
>smokes pot and listens to trap music with people you wouldnt expect
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Let's see what you got...
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>>707554392

Has a corduroy chair

Probably loves tennis for some.fucking reason

Has no pets
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>>707555320
- It's certainly not the greatest living situation, and the distance to the mailbox makes it that much less exciting.
- Feels proud that he dodged the Pontiac bullet, despite current vehicle offering a less-than-desirable ownership experience.
- Would like to try D.M.T. when mentally ready.
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>>707555256
>>707555259
Off the mark by miles
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>>707555064
Are you lying to me?
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I like keys
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>>707554812

Honestly doesn't even use the black thing on his keys

Hates his car, but he didn't buy it so whatever

Probably studying a mathematical or business type degree even though his passions lie in music production and smoking weed
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>>707555475
Doesn't own many tools.
Almost never uses the Swiss army knife
Father or wants to be
Cant keep track of important things
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>>707555052
Neet
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>>707555553
None of these
Do my keys really make me look like a total cunt?
>>707555623
I am not anon, I'm sorry
Other than a desire to fish none of those are true.
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>>707555475
- Discovered what tool exists under the white square in the end of Swiss pocket knives less than five years ago.
- If offered a restored Hammond B3 organ for $50, would pass up the offer.
- Enjoys common foods such as frozen burritos, chicken tenders, and fried pickle chips.
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>>707555182

Got me too and those aren't even my keys

Hello doppelganger...
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>>707555609
niceeeee
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>>707555208
False. Jeep
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>>707555990
Hello friend.
Let's go avoid tomatoes together
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>>707555475
Has had sex with a girl named megan

Has a kwikset lock

Has never used the tooth pick to pick something out tooth

Watched gay porn on accident once
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>>707555320

Super mad Bernie didn't get dem candidacy

Voting Johnson because legalize it faggot

Pretends to be culturally accepting but still has racist thoughts
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>>707555959

No lol I'm sorry
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>>707556117
Single for america 2016
Fuck him
Openly racist
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>>707555629
- Believes that there is nothing wrong with rising through the ranks of a blue-collar job.
- Has never heard of composers such as Shostakovich, Telemann, and Rachmaninoff.
- Does not use more than two or three different greetings when meeting people.
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>>707556057
Fuck tomatoes
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>>707555959
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>>707556291
Pretty true
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>>707550940
Who am I /b/ros?
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>>707556571
Not enough keys
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>>707556571
Overly busy
has more than one job
Hold onto useless things for too long
voted for Bush
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>>707556571
- When you make $16 an hour, there is no reason to pursue much more in life.
- Has only been in one truly rough fight, excluding with family members.
- Despite knowing only basic chords and no theory, likes to play guitar in front of friends.
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>>707556721
I'm impressed all correct.
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Well why the fuck not.
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Op here honestly wanting more responses on my keys
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>>707556255
Lol no I'm sorry for having shitty keys I guess
If it's the tile it's because drunk me likes to hide my keys and I can never find them
>>707556381
It'll be okay friend <3
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>>707557011
- Lives in a southeastern state.
- Whether it comes to music, vehicles, or conversation, the louder they are, they better they are.
- Has no idea of the meaning of exposure, aperture, white balance, or ISO rating.
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>>707556900
I'll bring home around 86k this year

Street fighter in younger years

Played guitar professionally for 5 years
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>>707557133

What about me? (Op)

Your turn
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>>707555769
Yes
Yes
Hell no
No
>>707555966
No
No
Don't eat chicken or burritos. Fried pickles are very rare, but they are ok.
>>707556103
Nope
Yep
Nope, extremely useful for popcorn kernels.
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Mine
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>>707554541
When I was in 8th grade I had a mr hanky t-shirt. The Spanish language teacher told me to go to the bathroom and turn it inside out. The shirt was white. You can still see it so she gave me a piece of paper to take to the front of it.

I'm 31 and have no regrets
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>>707557241

1 - nope
2 - nope
3 - sort of - I use the camera on my phone maybe once a month. Just used whatever settings it was already at.
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>>707557304
r u fibbing tho
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>>707557446
>Didn't say no to the gay porn.
It happens anon. To the best of us.
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>>707557393
Oh god I'm trash at these but I'll try
>gets up for work before the sun and falls asleep on the couch before 10pm every night
>shops at Walgreens frequently and some people know you by name
>doesn't care about politics but is voting for trump to see what happens
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>>707556103
Missed that last one.
>Can't really get to gay porn on accident fam ;^D
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>>707557568
Na it's the Internet, I don't really care.
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>>707557011
>likes dubs
>drives pointy space car
>keeps keys on belt loop like a boss
>liking chocolate milk as an adult is okay
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>>707557574
>>707557696
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>>707550940
Seems like a hard working merrican
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>>707557480
- Has heard of Nietzsche, but cannot recall much of his ideologies.
- Believes that long-distance relationships can often be successful.
- Has never taken discrete mathematics.
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>>707557634


Lol you are trash at these.

>no usually go to work after 10am
>usually stay up after 1-2am
>not voting Trump because he's an asshat
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>>707557568
I loved the guesses though, always makes me wonder how people guess the things they do.
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>>707557883
Yeah I know :c
You a frequent at Walgreens tho?
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>>707557812
Thank you sir or ma'am

Considering myself lazy usually though I am overworked and underpaid. Thank you state institutions
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>>707557886
O that wasn't me guessing lol
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>>707557737

1 - They're okay
2 - If a shitty beat up 18 year old Grand Am is a space car, hell yeah
3 - hells yes
4 - also yes, but sugar does not treat me well
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>>707550940
You seem to think that /b/ was ever anywhere but the gutter. You are mistaken.
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>>707557813
True
True
True
Well down you
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>>707557960

Nah more of a Kroger fan. Though there is a convenient store everyone knows me
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>>707557983
Veterans hospitol?
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>>707558134
Texas?
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>>707558022
Fuk dubs of truth
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>>707558136
No, uni

>>707558196
Nah east coast
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>>707558134
Well I'm going to take that as a half win.
Have you ever shot a coyote?
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>>707558312
Not him but that's what happened to the bumper on my Altima
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>>707552508
>>707558406
Altima bros?

We should tie our dicks together and get married.
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>>707558489
- Doesn't own one, but finds the Ford Focus hatchback to have an interesting design.
- Will nearly always respond with 'pizza' if asked what his favorite food is.
- Does not have any formal skiing training.
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>>707558312

No but I've downed a few deer with a bow and arrow
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>>707558767
That's funny, I work in a pizza shop but don't really like pizza. The Ford Focus XR5 T is insane as a car but not a big fan of FWD hatchback design. And no i've never gone skiing, unless Tribes counts
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>>707558495
I don't think that would work. Maybe fused together somehow like when the Philadelphia Experiment went wrong
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Why would some guys connect stuff to their car keys? I find it anoying when at every bump it just hits everything around the steering wheel. One of my car keys doesn't even have a holder, Volkswagen did something righr for once
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>>707559230
- Under 26 years old.
- Believes that reincarnation is not as far-fetched as it initially seems.
- Does not have a firm grasp of the differences between Cherry keyboard switch types.
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>>707559091
Im not very well versed in unified field theory
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>>707559230
No opels in the states?

No dealerships?
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>>707553503
Hello erin
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>>707559536
First off we call it "ooft". Or UFT for short. And there's only 5 of us so if you're interested that would be really cool
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What do you make of these keys.
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>>707559509
Actually, I'm 29. I bought the Agila when I was 18, so in 2005. It's a 2003 1.2l.
>>707559605
I do not live in the states. Euro fag. I do like american cars though.
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Fuck it, I'm game.
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I'm excited.
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>>707560073
Nice bedspread
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>>707559840
Likes to work out with the Bros

Social drinker

Cheats on gf/bf regularly
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>>707560179
It's a butt isn't it?
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>>707559840
- Pontiacs weren't as bad as people made them out to be.
- Compared to others in the job market, is underskilled in his line of work.
- Would prefer a pumpkin spice latte over an americano.
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I'm into this
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>>707560354
I'd rather drive a shit box than an actual box
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>>707560073
- Has not earned any sort of college degree.
- Enjoys playing popular flavor-of-the-week video games.
- Has a very mild interest in furry artwork.
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Okay
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>>707560218
I toss and turn a lot so my bedspread always ends up getting torn off in my sleep so I just don't use one anymore. It's more comfortable for me anyway.
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>>707550940
You drive a chrysler, Jeep, or Dodge. Thats a guarantee, probably a dodge truck or durango.
You hardly use most of those keys, but you are a manager of something, you keep the keys bec. you might need them quickly and always want to know where they are. Maybe a shipping company manager.
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>>707560354
Broke kid
No job
Lives with parents
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>>707560575
wannabe celtic warrior. probably just a nazi.
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>>707560179
- Under 25 years old.
- Rowdy, generally unpolished with social skills and manners required of higher society.
- If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
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>>707560297
nah... that means, now that you say it...
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>>707560651
You got the first two
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>>707560179
You are early 20s, live alone in an apartment. Drive a mid sized coupe, maybe something that looks sporty but not high end.
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>>707560234

Fairly accurate actually.
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>>707560354
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>>707560747
Neither,

>>707560781
nor.

Not going to play that game longer than necessary: I'm 36, married, solid income, no car.

The apartments was right though.
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>>707560575
You live in your car? You got to have at least one housekey, unless you arent allowed out at certain times...?

If you keep house keys on a seperate key ring, you are some kind of sadist.
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>>707560575
- I.Q. is under 115.
- Enjoys riding the bandwagon for many subjects, including television shows, clothing choices, and jokes among friends.
- Sees no issue with driving passengers around in a car in the winter with the air circulation turned off, causing stuffy air and window condensation.
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>>707560607
Same here. When I wake up in the morning it looks like I was running from the cops in my sleep
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>>707561060
>I.Q. is under 115
stopped reading there because your opinion doesnt matter anyway
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>>707560575
I like the hammer please tell me it doesn't have anything to do with islam
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>>707560950
You are a technician? Why the auto key? Company car?
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>>707560515
- I'm Currently a college freshman so no degree has been earned yet.
- I Enjoy video games but not necessarily hyped up games. I play what I find appealing, not what others do.
- I have a great distaste for furrys.

All in all you got 2/3. I'm impressed, good job anon.
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>>707553442
>keys
>permalocked

Wat
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>>707561164
It's for my bicycle lock.
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>>707561000
I don't lock the doors to my house.

Literally ever.
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>>707560575
Drinks energy drinks

Has eaten spaghetti in the past week

Cannot lift keys
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>>707561118
not him, but lol'd
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>>707561143
That's Thor's hammer
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>>707561060
Dafuq is stuffy air?
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>>707561240
Kek
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>>707561240
I do drink monsters occasionally although I know they're terrible for me. They get me through long shifts on my feet.
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>>707561313
Pack people in an enclosed space with no chance for the air to be replaced by fresh air. After some time, you will notice that it picks up a humid texture and quality, and it most likely developed an offensive odor, as well.
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>>707561397
I hear ya brother
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>>707561060
>doesn't drive with windows down year round
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>>707559840
You're married with kids and miserable

Looking for a way out of your marriage

Hates your first born
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>>707561223
you are in your 30s and dont have a car? looser
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>>707561725
That is correct my friend. If I need a car, I rent one. For anything else I have to do in a 50 km radius around home my bicycle is enough. Started doing it when I turned 30 and don't see why I should go back to owning a car. It's not good for the environment, not good for your health and relatively expensive.
Getting rid of a car in our household made it possible to go on vacation 3 times a year.
Plus I am fitter, more active and my wife gives me more blowjobs since I lost my belly. Now you.
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Off subject I've been trying to find this copy of Toho Productions Sapporo Japan Olympics movie it was the same production company that made Godzilla I found this I think this is the closest I've got so far just figured I would share it
https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=J910zaC9xx0
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>>707562061
https://youtu.be/ZlGetFM59dY
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>>707562352
And I'm not even sorry, bro.
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>>707562061
I could never live that way. Cars aren't just ingrained in my life, they basically are my life. If I couldn't drive I'd literally have nothing to live for, I don't do anything besides jack off, play PC games, and work on cars. Plus, I have no desire to ever live anywhere less than half an hour from a stoplight.
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>>707561653
No not married but Miserable

Am looking for a way out

First born and only son died. But it's/b/ so it doesn't matter.
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>>707562435
I purposely cut you cunts off.
drive up a gutter at intersections so you can't get to the front...shit like that
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>>707561653
You must feel like an asshole
>>707562531
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>>707562435
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3719073/Sydney-truck-driver-targets-cyclists-tunnel.html
all sorts of shit.
you cunts are scum
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>>707562233
Oh shit at 7:57 it's the music from Quentin Tarantino's Death Proof originally from blowout
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>>707562452
Not trying to offend you but that sound pretty sad to me.

>>707562550
Meh, there are assholes like you no matter what kind of transportation you use. Believe it or not: I personally dont care if someone wants to show me how huge his penis is by blocking me. In the end I will reach my destination.

>>707562704
Sorry, but I do not feel like this would apply to me. The video you posted it is pretty makes pretty clear to me, that both - the trucker and the cyclists - behave like jerks. Don't act like you own the road and you'll be fine. That applies to any kind of vehicle.
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>>707563142
Sorry for the badly formulated 3rd reply.
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R8 plz
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>>707563142
Meh. It's what I'm into. I really don't even know what else I'd do. I legitimately enjoy working on cars. And I hate everything about cities.
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>>707563298
Nice texture. Would rub along grain
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>>707553503
UK
Works for telecoms company.
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Posting these again. Rate?
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>>707564345
Sylvester Alone/10
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>>707564599
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>>707563298
Anybody wanna rate me
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>>707565202
pls respond
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>>707552508
i have the same little hook/clasp, did you know it is perfect for opening beer bottles that aren't twist top
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>>707553503
LOOK AT THAT 90s GMC KEY!
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>>707553503
is that a key to get into Narnia?
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>>707554392
definitely a chrysler/dodge/jeep key

way to pick the shittiest vehicle company to buy from
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>>707554392
Locksmith fag here. If that gold schlage key you have there is for a front door lock it is so damn easy to break into your house
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>>707555629
one of America's few remaining hard working blue collar citizens. probably a maintenance or janitor at a large facility. possibly a resort.
mid 40s or 50s
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>>707555692
>Honestly doesn't even use the black thing on his keys
Its for handcuffs methinks
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>>707557480
one of those weird kids at the university who still plays yu-gi-oh! with other weird kids. definitely into anime. has dyed hair black once in life. still can't move past the emo/goth phase from middle school
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I'm going to copy these keys and steal myself a house.
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>>707566993
Back door. Cool?
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I'm down to clown
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>>707550940
Guess the car?
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>>707567540
Vet student?
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>>707567622
close, but not animals
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>>707567552
s2k
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Hint: ..not a spy or anything cool like that but i can't tell people what i do for a living.
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>>707564599
simple. but i laughed pretty good. thankyou my good sir.
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>>707567742
Are you a spy?
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>>707567742
you definitely sell drugs
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>>707567731
Maybe
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>>707568026
lol. i hope you don't think that is cool anon.
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>>707568026
'04 Suzuka? mirite?
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>>707568326
yes and
yes
lucky guess on the year or what?
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>>707568438
I have one as well.
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1753 http://www.jailbaitfans.ml/
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>>707552066
Lucky u graduated...
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>>707564345
>Lives in car
>Wears clothes for "practicality"
>Wants to be an EDC fag but is too poor
>Visits trap threads
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I work in security and i gotta say you all have pathetic, easily bypassed locking systems.
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>>707568911
mid-twenties?
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>>707570885
Late twenties
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I've got a few giveaways on mine
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>>707570322
>>707572285
Ocean boys
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>>707572403
would be cool, was a souvenir from a friend.
but the ocean is far away from here (middle of austria)

>>707571991
darn almost
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This thread started when I was on way to bed I can't believe it's still going
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WHAT HAPPENED IN BASED OP'S THREAD
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>>707572285
wtf is that stick?
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5 hour thread. Jesus.
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Here ya go.
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>>707573526
What's that orange thing? I've seen it before.
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>>707573614
Its a bottle opener I got a concert if I remember. Or at work.
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>>707573680
I've never seen that type of bottle opener before. How does it even work? Is it because I'm from the EU? What kind of bottles does it open?
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>>707550940
janitor
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Bonus points to anyone that knows what that membership card is for.
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>>707552215
either a jdm fag boy in a honda thats automatic, tinted windows & lights, hids, xxrs and a towhook. or a kid with a 5 speed s10 thats wants to slam it and be jdm.
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>>707573753
Just beer bottles. Kinda shows how it works in the pic. They were throwing them at us when we walked into the concert and helps me not lose my keys.
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>>707573929
that's fuckin weird. sticking to my eurofag shit lol. still appreciate that you took time out of your life to show me how a stupid tool works kek. you're neat
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>>707574026
The other one I got is way more fucked than this. About as thing as a few sheets of paper, has a prying spot and a puncture spot for poking holes in top of cans to let it flow better.

Pic related.
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>>707574160
wow, i'm being exposed to the american alternative. the puncture thing is pretty cool. i just have this one, and everyone else i know has variants of things with this shape generally.
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>>707574478
or maybe i live under a rock and everyone else has shit like that too. kek
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>>707573108
It's a chickendick (no really what it's called) it's for kite surfing. But mostly it floats.
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>>707574478
We have those, just not as prevalent. More are just a small piece with a hook instead of that since its cheaper to make and most places give them out like candy.
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>>707574572
what the fuck
today i learned a lot apparently.
what do you do with it?
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>>707573838
lanyards look stupid, eat a cock
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>>707574613
hm. i doubt i'd have the force to use anything smaller than the standard thing here. the only other thing that's worked for me was opening them with a ring i wear.
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>>707574654
Work on the ocean in case shit happens at least it floats and I can go home.
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>>707574738
I've used the actual rings on key chains before. That or line the cap up to a squared counter and smack it. It's kind of pointless to have one because most beers have twist tops in the US. Well, most shitty beers.
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R8 m8s
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>>707574824
what
how does it even help you
am i being thick here or what
>>707574839
i don't even bother trying a beer that came with a twist top lol. yeah i've done the counter thing too.
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>>707574920
Don't really have a huge preference but it's very rare I get beer in general from bottles. Usually just can or when I'm out, draft.
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>>707574893
That's a fucking....
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>>707575100
yep anon explain
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Without my Bundeswehr Tag and 1 Missing Key bcus Paranoid
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>>707575283
Paranoid of what?
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>>707575100
>>707574956
Am I having a stroke
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>>707574920
Its just a floating Device so keys don't sink
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>>707575341
my name is on there and only 18 so i don“t want my employer (IT company ) to find me even if the chance is hyper low
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>>707575390
That key is pretty damn worn. Guessing an 80s or early 90 vehicle.
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>>707575390
That top key is unusual. Whats it for? Looks like its 4 sided?
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>>707575419
Ah, makes sense.
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>>707575437
Not a vehicle, it's a lock key
>>707575458
Indeed it is 4 sided, we call it "Tetra key" in here
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>>707567503
Nah even easier
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>>707574656
It's from my work. With only two keys, I lost them constantly without it.
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Guess away
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>>707575637
Does it open a safe?
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>>707575361
oh.
>>707576023
edgy. guessing you've had that smiley shit for a long long time. also you still live with your parents.
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>>707576060
No, it opens a door
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>>707576023
funemployed
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>>707555629
Lives in squalor
Buys keys from yard sales with no use for them.
Likes ww2 facts and collectable items.
Lost virginity at 23
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>>707555629
severely autistic
inserts keys in anus while masturbating
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>>707576548
Just buy anything that can go on key chains.
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>>707576579
basically this >>707576548
also you're married.
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>>707576621
And have a fear of dark areas.
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>>707576671
hahah true
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How sweet is this thing
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And likes cadillacs
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>>707577153
I don't think it's very practical but it can save some space without the keyrings
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