Waifu claiming thread.
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>>707523948
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
>>707541198
Ive just got so much in my system that normal people would probably pass out. Double dosed on pain meds due to resistance, doubled up on day cold tablets, drinking a heap of honey and lemon. Natural never passes muster for me, my lack of immune system takes care of that well enough.
>claim
>>707540623
>B-but we didn't even do anything
>>707540672
Yeah you should, that guy has some pretty neat and not forced filenames sometime
>sober look
Fuck i was late
>>707540636
>>707540636
same here, just boring. to sleepy to do homework but can't sleep.moments like this I think I should start drinking. What's something good. Something I can put in meh hip flask.
>>707541986
HOL UP.
Before I actually watched GATE I always got the impression that Rory is just Sexy Grandma. And after watching GATE I realized how correct I was.
Trips for dem granny tiddies.
>>707540806
But mom, I can't sleep, this bed is all messy and uncomfortable, can I go and sleep in yours?
>>707540804
Cheap wine, boxed wine is made for sharing tho, and wine brings out feelsies on me.
>>707541853
>>707542057
YOU LITTLE SHIT, LIL SHIP
BEAT ME BY .10172838347 SECOND
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707542057
Maybe you were drunk~?
>>707542209
But Rory has no kids. She is old though.
Still gonna counter roll.
>>707542042
Pretty much just from sights.
>>707542057
That guy also finds a lot of this quality art where the character's face is unusually cropped.
Y'all muthafuckas need MERCY.
>C L A I M
Shinoa's thread was posted 5 seconds before this one and was linked the same second.
>>707542232
Wine is definitely a different drunk than beer or liquor. And I'm technically drinking muh dad's wine. Probably gonna do him a favor and replace this box cause I've easily drank a quarter of it.
I usually drink beer, but when it comes to wine I'm too poor to afford the VINTAGE stuff. So I just made due with stuff like Barefoot and other low dollar brands.
>>707542387
I understand that she doesn't have kids, I'm using grandma as a generalization of her age. She could be your grandma's grandma's grandma's grandma's ... grandma.
>>707542559
Have you seen her Halloween skin? It's very cute.
>>707542270
>Why must you hurt me?
>>707542271
I can you that I wasn't
>>707542474
Did he now? What an odd guy
I bet he doesn't even save the full pictures
>>707542703
>I can you that I wasn't
What the fuck is wrong with me?
>I can tell you that I wasn't
>>707542271
>>707542474
Ah, I see. So you must be....
..Miku...?
>>707542559
heal this.
>>707541986
Dude bless you. No kidding
>>707542042
Snowy
>>707542232
Only one this once, neppy. Other than that, you'll sleep in your room. Okay?
>>707542597
Thank
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>707542601
Yeah, a good 9-10 generations, I understand.
>>707542703
Because i want you to get mad and choke me a bit
>>707543016
>Rory could easily watch you grow into a strong young man, and then fuck your brains out
That would be pretty cool I guess. With age comes experience.
>>707542559
Mercy a gud angel mom.
>>707542601
Who said cheap is bad? On the contrary, cheap is good, wish I could share with you.
>>707542151
Cheap wine....
>>707542980
I'll warm it for us ~<3
>>707543180
>blue eyes
I triggered myself.
>>707543246
I would definitely share if I had 5L to myself. I'm also not above sharing a 6pack with friends. But I do have a request: If I share, you share.
>>707543180
Yeah, and then she claims your soul at the end and your lives are forever linked. All the yes.
>why havent I turned off this fucking movie
>Mask 2 was ALWAYS shit
>>707542703
Oh he does. But he keeps it stashed just for himself.
>>707542806
That is correct.
>>707542601
I haven't. Been too balls deep in Rise of Iron, because I enjoy my spacegats and the simple fact that Cayde-6 exists and is fucking amazing.
>>707542833
She probably could. Nice dubs.
>>707543180
I wish I had a waffegeist to be my wife.
>ywn have an old Sturmgewehr 44 call herself a dirty girl and ask you to stick it in her ejection port
>>707543246
You're god damn right.
>>707543541
EVERYBODY WINS!
>Mask 2
Dude.....
>>707542559
MOMMY
Here is a picture of my cat. Be nice he is very easily startled
>>707543086
>that's my fetish
Shinoa y
>>707543578
What a selfish guy
Jeez who'd like someone like him?
>>707543674
I don't play Overwatch but I strangely enjoy streams of it. And it's a witch skin. And I like witches. They are cute. CUTE!
waff---egeist----? I don't speak Nazi Gun.
>>707543265
Is this green enough for you?
>Miku
nothing better than fucking your boyfriend then going to visit your homophobic parents c:
>>707542980
Smugs ~
>>707543578
Woop woop (backup that ass too fat)
>>707543383
A cute has been spotted
>>707543900
awww. prefer dogs though
>>707543674
>tfw I've yet to do the raid because my friends never invite me
At least I kicked ass on iron banner and got the sweet handcannon with luck in the chamber and rangefinder :^)
>>707543968
Thanks for fucking me
It felt amazing
>>707543383
If you can keep up my pace, sure thing.
>>707543823
WAAAH!!
>>707543900
You guys are into choking too? Oh lord.
I'm amongst great people.
>>707543968
God hates faggots
>>707544232
This is true
>>707543916
Yes, thank you. I should have done it myself but you did excellently.
>>707543972
You don't have to gussy me up if you want a drink, just ask.
>>707544166
I don't play that game anymore. I drink to get to my level of drunk. I don't have to impress anyone.
>>707544069
>>
>>707543823
too tired to click straight
>>707544162
I'm the girl in the relationship so idk about that :p
>>707544232
God doesn't exist ya dingus
>>707543968
>>707543246
Cuddle time with neppy when?
>>707543823
Boo
>>707543900
FUCK YOU KNOW IM A SUCKER FOR THAT
>>707543972
Snowy~
>>707544444
I'm just here to check those quints.
>playing the tali love story for the first time
She is just fucking perfect and cute and agh...
>>707544232
Kek fucking vamp gotteeem
>>707544166
CUTE
>>707543681
Speaking of masks
Claimed
>>707544444
Checked
>>707544444
Nice get, now seriously kill yourself.
>>707544364
Love those feet.
>>707544426
I know, my dick felt so good
Erica claimed
Here come dat waify oh shit waddup
>>707544559
I mean, shes your waifu lol
>>707544562
Little loli
>>707544444
Mom get the camera
>>707544559
I still think it would have been more romantic if she died after you fuck her. You know, the whole Romeo and Juliet shit, but without Romeo killing himself.
I wish ME3 was on Steam. Would give me incentive to play it again.
>>707544069
Don't you dare give me the flashbacks
Do not do that!
>>707544166
You too, huh?
What a great thing it is
>>707544519
Are you? I haven't noticed~
>>707543761
MOMMY.
>>707543903
Waffegeist. Weapon spirit. I'd also settle for an SKS doing the same.
>>707544154
I need to do it. I already spanked the Banner pretty thoroughly. Went raping in a six-man team.
>>707544166
DID SOMEONE SAY CHOKING? I will STRANGLE a sex partner if they're okay with it.
>>707544444
WITNESSED. Also, yes no yes in that order.
>>707544568
Good evening, Mavis, you insufferable faggot we all love anyway.
>>707543681
It was playing when I got home. No idea why. Looks like Im waiting almost another hour for Willy Wonka to play again.
>>707544444
Checked to all hell.
>>707544559
Its great. I always romance Tali. Always.
>>707544791
ayy dis fucker gets it
>>707544365
I'm just calling it like I see it.
>>707544519
Shmugs~
>>707544444
Welp, at least I got to enjoy the states for a little bit :^)
>>707544649
Eh-ree-kah
>>707544830
>I was solo all the way through
At least I had my trusty arc blade :^)
>>707544444
Mein got
>>707544733
Ive never seen this before tho
>>707544788
Nuuuuuu fuck you m8. I already had to watch her an hero in my first play through in me3
>>707544891
Hggnnnnnnn
>>707544733
Hello Big Smugger, how was your day?
>>707544955
>dat low res
Ew, I forgot to delete this image from my folder
>Hamakaze
>>707544955
Hello
I'm passing out, good night.
>>707543972
I need to step up my meme game. Don't even have a finger spin yet.
>>707543900
I hear he is a drunkard too... no likable qualities at all.
>>707544365
It's fine, I like doing these shitty tasks so I can feel good about myself. If you want an even greener and brighter version use this one.
http://i.imgur.com/6z9Nhv1.jpg
Claimed
>>707544519
I wanna cuddle with mum~
>>707544365
I drink to forget but I keep remembering :^(
>>707544559
Hi space burka, anything new?
>>707544568
Oh you :^) Luv u, fucking faggot.
>>707544791
I heard Robin Williams was an enthusiast of choking too!
>>707544830
Oh yes please!
>>707544830
Ohhh so basically what the uppote guys do. raifu? more or less?
>>707544891
Which one? Gene Wilder (RIP) or Johnny Depp?
>>707544994
IT'S ROMANTIC! She sacrificed literally all that she was just to embrace you! ROMANCE!
>>707545181
I still am grateful.
>>707544952
Unfortunately
>>707545069
Ewwwwwwwwww
>>707545181
I know right, no wonder he's so lonely
Goodnight now~
>>707545173
How are you tonight?
>>707545181
Yeah, I do too but I doubt anyone wants to make one of Hamakaze
>I'd do it myself but I have no idea how to draw or animate
>>707545321
Lewd face is lewd
>>707545366
Yeah, ew to the power of ten
>>707544444
upvoted cutie
>>707544602
I like moaning and feeling around with my arms c:
gets me so turned on
>>707544791
I hate and love you so much
>>707544955
Shnowy~
>>707544994
Oh?
>>707545001
It was alright. Finally got pre-workout down and feeling tired finally. You?
>>707545181
Night
>>707545321
Don't get ideas, little one. Banish them!
>>707545321
Just getting to know my waifu better
>>707545329
I dont think my heart could take those kind of feels....having someone love you that much on to have them torn away for being with you?
>>707545329
The only one that matters.
>>707545181
Have a memespin.
>Rory-sama
>>707545270
Great claim, anon.
You're a lucky one.
>>707545321
I shouldn't laugh
But I did
>>707545548
Is that one of those love confessions I hear so much about?
>>707545452
>another sample
Ewwww
:^)
>>707545452
Im doing alright. How about you?
>>707545321
As long as you're reasonably attractive and willing, I will strangle you while I pound your ass.
>>707545329
Kinda. Except each individual gun has its own spirit. I THINK the way Upotte!! works is each girl is the embodiment of the CONCEPT of their gun, you know? But yes, a raifu.
>I will never have a Nazi raifu who is into fucked up shit and likes it when I strangle her, cram it in her ejection port and leave her tied up in the gun safe with a trigger lock afterwards
>>707545548
Shmuggle some cocaine in yer ass for me, would ya?
>>707545774
I'm going to violently pound your anus tonight :^) begging for mercy will only make me harder.
>>707545810
I'm alright, just waiting for the hot water to come back so I can shower
>>707545993
Where you in the hurricane too?
>>707545578
You're stronger than you think.
>>707545584
Ah. Well. There's no way of knowing which way we are going.
>>707545877
I think you are correct in that.
What kind of waffegeist would the MP40 be? I only ask cause that is my favorite gun in any and every WW2 game.
MP40 > Thompson > that stupid british thing
can one of you fine gentlemen post a gif of tomoko laughing? thanks in advance.
>>707545548
Tolerable. Been tired all day and still can't seem to fix Tsunyun's laptop. At this point I'm almost convinced it's a hardware problem. Class was fine though, so it wasn't really bad, just frustrating.
>>707546109
Huh? No I live in the South West. I just don't like showering in cold water...
>>707545452
Cute face a cute.
>>707545548
Mom, y wont u cuddle me?
>>707545578
>Mass Effect: the dating sim
>>707545774
You going to hell famalam.
>>707545877
Whoa, too lewd.
>>707545548
Fucking adorable picture btw
>Illyasviel
>>707545993
I mean, I'm not against that
:^)
>>707546114
Ill stick to her researching and living because ehy lose your waifu.
But it does for a great story make.
>>707545774
Yes
>>707545993
That was awful
>>707546234
You tried, dude. You tried. Wht frustrating? Didnt do lab? Cause that's how i feel
>>707546399
Except it doesn't go to credits when you get laid
~tali
>>707546399
And so are you for making the joke fampai
>>707546468
o
>>707546146
>
>>707546426
It really does. It's dramatic as fuck. But I understand wanting to wait until you can save her.
>>707546399
No, sweetie i do. Its just that your look seemed like you were having inappropriate thoughts
>>707546399
No, you're a cute face
>>707546425
Nigga you gay
>>707546468
I know
>>707545642
>>707546331
So you heat your water with a fire?
>>707546752
>>707546399
Plus chan is a cute
>>707546601
Make it a novel sempai
>>707546781
Amazing, even though it's probably taken from a doujin.
>A doujin I'd read, of course.
>>707546588
>tfw life is already hell
>>707546680
It's just that I love mom so much!
>>707546752
Nuuhuuuuuuu, you a cute!
>>707547094
Fite me.
>>707546468
Just couldn't focus, I either was distracted by thinking of solutions that I hadn't tried yet, or just spacing out unable to focus. I guess it wasn't the class that was frustrating as much as me being frustrated at myself for not being able to focus on the lecture.
>>707547310
Why would i fight you?
Claimed!
>>707546601
ahh that will help me get to sleep. any more?
>>707547094
Technically it already is. Most games have a script which can loosely be called a novel.
>>707547159
I haven't read it, I just snagged it off /a/. Got source?
>>707546752
>it's not gay if it's a feminine penis
I just wanted a comeback ;-;
>>707547310
>
>>707547520
No, unfortunately. Tomoko doesn't laugh that much. I'm pretty sure that even that gif is anime only.
>>707546689
Best waifu. I'm jealous
>>707547741
Nice legs
>>707547542
I guess but you could always make an """""original"""" story with new characters and make a mint.
>>707546114
But the rowers keep on rowing.
We are the music makers.
>>707546781
Rory is missing. Swap eyepatch for Rory and we have the mutual lewding crew.
>>707546689
>orange
>>707546588
But the love is stronk. Guarantee ya
>>707546752
You tried dude. You tried
>>707547310
Just dont get TOO excited, dear. Wouldn't want myself getting excited too
>>707547383
Fuck. I know that feeling. Its really weird too since you think you're all in 100% then you zone out
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>707547892
It's all about the feet fam.
>>707547912
Fan fics are usually bad tho.
Going to call it a night, hope you all sleep well
>>707548092
Now that's thinking with your donger.
>>707548119
Wouldnt be a fanfic tho. Youd have to generate new characters for the same old plot. Thats how novels work.
post your dick fgts
>claiming
>>707548113
Night ok?
>>707548119
There both nice.
>>707548259
lewd
>>707548244
True I guess. Well, I have faith that you can produce something good. Cause I sure am not going to write one.
>>707548259
They really are. More of a foot person myself, but legs are really nice too.
>>707548192
I always think with the donger.
>>707548422
You would regularly post an image with mavis tiddies. Stop with this lewd "muh purity" bs.
>>707548460
kek
>>707548255
>Tfw im 1 in soft but 6 hard
If a girl ever sees me not hard she thinks I have a small cock...feelsbadman
>>707548428
I wrote oc literotica while in the navy so wouldn't be the first time
>>707548538
i would NEVER
>>707548422
Its not that lewd
>>707548428
Just start at the feet then.
Super bored
>>707547014
Northern Arizona is really cold believe it or not.
>>707547094
U wot
>>707547310
No u
>>707547601
I'll give you some cum ;^)
>>707548113
Not hard enough
>>707548259
Wew
>>707548113
Like the alcohol I keep drinking :^)
G'night you Chinese Texan
>>707548817
I doubt that
>>707548635
See, you already have more experience than most people.
>>707548642
(x) DOUBT
>>707548668
Woah now. You gotta roll trips fam.
>>707548817
So your in the mountains?
Its not that lewd.
>>707548991
Same to you.
>>707547826
She's cute.
You're cute too.
>>707548092
Hello, and goodbye. I'll be off to work now. See you later maybe.
>>707548255
Hello Moka!
>>707548113
Alright alright, geez mom.
>>707547601
Memes.
>>707548817
NO U!
>>707548635
gonna post it or keep it to yourself
>>707548928
>
>>707549050
Yup. We get a good amount of snow as well
>not that lewd
Lewd enough for me
>>707547542
A very lazy Reverse Image Search throws no results, and I'm afraid that I don't really have the sauce on it.
>Is your night still boring?
>>707548113
>>707548140
Goodnight!
>>707548092
Unfair.
Rikka the absolute shittest.
>>707549147
Says lewd face.
>>707549147
>>707548928
Getting busy without me?
Tsk tsk tsk
>>707549116
Maybe one day when im really drunk aka about 3 days
>>707549108
Stop being such a cute!
>>707549108
Love those
>>707549147
I demand sauce on that one
>>707544444
Nice...
And good morning people.
>>707549577
Morning hypno dubs
~tali
>>707549108
ayy lmao
>>707549485
do it anyway
no ragrets
>>707549377
Very. But I'm drunk at the moment and about to pass out so sorry if Idon't say goodnight so it could be worse.
>>707549383
Says even lewder cute face
>>707549405
N-no
>>707549506
I do too
>>707549108
Nop, u
>>707549577
Better not be the newfag
>>707549695
I get way to many dubs. I don't really give a shit anymore.
>>707549796
hehe.. ;)
>>707544232
Not really, I don't care.
>>707549731
Tbf im just being lazy and dont feel lik taking a pic
>>707549903
Well then fine :^P
We doing lewds now?
>>707549147
>>707548928
>>707550220
Forgot pic
>>707549377
Unfair for what? Im saying swap her for Rory.
>>707549781
You seem to have more of that happy face.
>>707550220
aww
>>707550204
Goddess Chen
Mounted and ready
>Tachanka claimed
>>707549781
I'll give mine once you give yours
>>707550220
My waifu was simply shocked, not lewd at all
>>707550398
Eheheh.
>>707550563
I left you a message yesterday.
>>707550563
hello there littel doggy
>>707550220
Not really?
>>707550309
Only on sundays
>>707550538
I meant for that one as well. I don't know it
>>707550563
Awoo~
>>707550538
>every waifu is lewd
Weather you post them or not and i was just asking if we were.
>>707550798
