By the order of the Jarl, stop right there! You have committed

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2016-10-12 04:29:48 Post No. 707528708
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:29:48 Post No. 707528708 [Report]

By the order of the Jarl, stop right there! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:30:39 Post No.707528815
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:30:39 Post No.707528815 [Report]

I'm the thane bro its cool

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:32:54 Post No.707529101
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:32:54 Post No.707529101 [Report]

>>707528708
Bud, I've got like 20,000 gold worth of loot in my backpack right now, how about I give you a nice mismatched set of magic armor and you fuck off so I don't have to kill every guard in town

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:35:21 Post No.707529396
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:35:21 Post No.707529396 [Report]

>>707528708
I dindu nuffin

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:38:33 Post No.707529803
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:38:33 Post No.707529803 [Report]

do the skyrim shuffle

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:41:06 Post No.707530117
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:41:06 Post No.707530117 [Report]

FUS
RO
*takes arrow to the knee*
FUCK

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:41:37 Post No.707530185
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:41:37 Post No.707530185 [Report]

>>707529396
He a good boi

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:43:47 Post No.707530482
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:43:47 Post No.707530482 [Report]

I wonder if I can rag doll your corpse over the wall. Stand still for a minute.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:44:44 Post No.707530633
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:44:44 Post No.707530633 [Report]

>>707528708
Pay the fine

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:44:50 Post No.707530648
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:44:50 Post No.707530648 [Report]

Redguard lives matter

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:46:06 Post No.707530807
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:46:06 Post No.707530807 [Report]

travel to nearest quest objective to avoid all contact with guards.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:46:19 Post No.707530835
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:46:19 Post No.707530835 [Report]

Fine god damn it I did it, I stole the bloody sweetroll, and put it on the Talos statue helmet. Put the ropes in me.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:46:38 Post No.707530880
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:46:38 Post No.707530880 [Report]

>>707528708
*~*

"TGM"

*Enter*

(Then talk mad shit)

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:48:04 Post No.707531069
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:48:04 Post No.707531069 [Report]

>>707528708
pay the fine

rest for 24 hours straight

wake up to find that he is still right over me

sue the guard for harassment and stalking

get my money back

kill every guard in town.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:48:47 Post No.707531140
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:48:47 Post No.707531140 [Report]

>>707528708
I would back up if I were you, I have mods installed that even I can not stop anymore. The corruption of files and my fear of loosing saves made me sacrifice code to sheogorath, line by line. And he loves lines.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:50:26 Post No.707531337
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:50:26 Post No.707531337 [Report]

>>707531140
No, dovahkin why him of all daedra? Do you know what you've done?!?!?

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:51:18 Post No.707531453
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:51:18 Post No.707531453 [Report]

>>707530648
Underrated post.

Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:52:39 Post No.707531633
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Anonymous 2016-10-12 04:52:39 Post No.707531633 [Report]

>>707528708
All I did was grab the bitch by her pussy. Since when is that a crime? This is Skyrim not America.