YLYL
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
YLYL
>>707524210
what a shit start
>>707525031
Oh man! Here it comes!
The fucking deluge. Contrarian hipster faglords posting about how much it sucks. Conformist normie pieces of shit posting about how great it is. Trolls, waifufags, and newfriends doing God knows what.
You know what I miss? The good old days.
Days when a Memesman was free to make an honest day's meme on this board.
Days when there was a difference between trolling and shitposting (back when trolling was a art ;)).
Days when you could hop on the 4Chan, click on your favorite board, and be treated to a veritable orgy of dank new memes, thrusting in and out of each other, slurping down each others liquids, furiously jamming their memenises into their memeginas and memeholes, not bothering to discriminate between male or female (it was the 21st century, after all)!
You could sit there and let your eyes take in this gallant fuckfest, you could almost here the wet, slippery sounds of meme flesh pounding against itself. It was enough to make you pull your pants down, lube up your dildo, and bounce up and down on it as you jacked yourself to orgasm.
One day we'll get back there. One day...
>>707524210
>Belle
>Princess
Top Kek m80.
I got you OP
>>707525867
The eyes remind me of a guy I knew in highschool. Yeah, I assfucked him. Why are you asking?
Did you seriously think even for a moment that this story wasn’t going to end with me fucking his ass? We’re obviously not working on a level of mutual respect here.
You see a fine ass like that, clothed or unclothed, you’re going to find a way to fuck it. You’ll figure out a way to lure it away from all the other asses in your classes. You’ll devise a plan to trap it in the locker room with you, watch it quiver a while in fear. You’ll relish pulling the pants and then underpants off of that ass, and then gently easing yourself into its puckered hole. You’ll cherish the memory of the long strokes you take, in and out of that ass, slowly working your way to climax. You’ll lose your mind in ecstasy as you climax deep into that ass, and then keep fucking it, pumping your own cum out of that ruined colon.
Anyways she’s a 6/10
>>707524795
I RECOGNIZE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
>>707525918
>>707525408
Same 12 year old fag look for attention
>>707526218
Haha, nice one kid! I like your moxie, I really do. You remind me of a younger me.
Back when I was just starting out on the boards, I would pull stunts like this all the time. Turn a meme on its ear. Try to be a "big guy" and impress the oldfags. It's completely normal.
But ya know what, kid? In time you'll come to learn that there's more to memery than simple tradition. There's great strength in it. Playing along with some OP's epic bait isn't something we do because we want to fit in. We do it because it weeds out the reddit fags and normies from the true memesmen of 4Chan.
You stay around here long enough, kid, and you'll come to realize this. But for now, get out there, have some fun, and think about what I said.
And then read the first letter of each sentence of this post ;^)
>>707526397
Kekels
>>707526487
I can't believe this guy exists. The commitment this takes is incredible. Don't stop being you.
>>707527056
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>707526197
Errr
So this happened.
>>707527315
who makes this garbage? i'm not reading all that shit
fuck off with the screenshots; nothing on this site is worth documenting
>>707527730
stick always win
>>707526487
hiybttibitpwyba
Fucking hell why did I even bother?
>>707527660
Kill yourself dumb faggot
>>707527249
You're coopiepaste had liphted my brokin hart.
>>707528508
Let me tell you a story...
>poasting on the boards with a bro
>bro is gay
>bro bets that if his dank copypasta gets 10 (you)s before mine that he gets a blowjob
>if i win i get 100 bucks
>i get to pick subject, dankness, etc
>i'm a top tier memesman, no problem
>i lose
>i go double or nothing with my bro, if he gets to 20 before me he gets a blowjob and fucks my butt
>if i win i wipe away the debt
>kicks my ass again
>i'm kind of in shock as he forces me to my knees
>he tilts my face up to his and kisses me before shoving it down my throat
>it's so good, the taste of it and the heat coming off the shaft and the way it fills my mouth
>he facefucks me for 5-10 minutes, then lifts me onto the couch and puts me face down
>starts to push his cock in my ass
>it curves up, presses against my prostate as he enters further and further
>i'm mumbling and drooling as he holds my hips down
>leaking precum
>strokes my hair as i get used to having his cock in my ass, i start to notice little details like his balls against my ass and his breathing
>we make out a little, he grabs my hips again
>slowly pumps in and out as we kiss
>starts fucking harder and harder until i'm yelping each time he slams it in to the hilt
>he's thrusting into me, i'm arching and pushing into him, we're operating in unison
>each thrust sends warm waves rolling throughout my body, i'm moaning like a whore
>i arch back as hard as i can, letting him slam his cock into my prostrate with each thrust
>he's jerking me off, i'm delirious
>we both cum, he's like an explosion of warmth inside of me
>now i'm a fag
Moral of the story is always win.
>>707526197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV6IOry7Pv8
>>707524795
WAIT A MINUTE
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
I RECOGNISE THAT GAY BLOWJOB
>>707524795
Why she eat off of a shoeshine box? Disgusting.
>>707525994
This just made me sad
>>707527315
Jfc
This shit is fucking gold
>>707528534
Kek. Wage gap humor
>>707529579
wow never relised how simler those moives are
PICS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
>>707528534
Obvious bait
>>707528720
almost lost famalam
>>707526197
Fack
>>707526197
Mank deme
>>707530450
>>707530095
YOU DONT USE PORN, RIGHT GUYS?
>You know what's great about high school chicks? I keep getting older, and only become a registered sex offender once...alrightalrightalright.
>>707526197
If you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>707530512
>>707530133
Almost lost? Almost lost? Nigger I'll fuck your ass! All I need is one moment of weakness. One second of complacency. I'll be on you like white on rice. More accurately, I'll be in you like cock in ass. I'll bend you over, pull your pants down, and plunge straight in.
I know what you're thinking. "Anon, you won't be able to enter my tight shitter without any lube". Do you think this is a fucking game? Do you think I haven't thought this shit through? I'll have my cock pre-lubed for your ass. I'll slide straight in and start pumping. And I'll cum in your ass.
Jesus fucking Christ you people make me sick
>>707530515
>>707530095
>author literally tricked into social justice by his feminazi girlfriend
This is what happens when you give weak minded betas attention. They're molded into whatever shape you want.
>>707530871
you aren't funny so stop trying.
>>707526197
Doge
>>707530917
too soon
>>707526197
fuck
>>707526197
Poop
>>707526197
THIS ONE GETS ME EVERY TOM
>>707531184
Okay, friend. Okay.
You got me!
You got me over a barrel. You've got my wrists tied, you've got my ankles secured.
I'm not going anywhere.
What's that you're... oh. Oh you're pulling my pants down. Boxers, too.
That's fine. I won't struggle. Next you'll... ooh! Ooh that's cold! The lube! The lube you're rubbing on my asshole.
Hang on there a seco--oof!! Oh wow! Oh wow you're in my ass! Th-thrusting in and o-out!
I can f-feel you! Y-yeah I can f-feel you. You're whole l-length. I-in and o-out! I-it's good. H-hitting the sweet spot! Hitting m-my p-prostate!
OOOHH!! OOOOOHHH I'M GONNA CUM!!
*screams in ecstasy as you explode inside of me*
>>707526197
Aye
YLYL!
veep
>>707526197
are we still doing these?
>>707528139
12yo boys on adderal ... or maybe they learned how to smoke weed last month and can't stop fiddling with Photoshop and/or their peñor.
>>707526197
This is what you get, you cock.
>pic related
>>707525931
Lost
>>707530917
All love to Lemmy. RIP sweet prince.
No joke.
>>707526197
nigger
>>707526197
shit
>>707534030
Damn, you got me nursing a semi here.
>>707525698
Damn it gg
>>707528508
Because you are stupid
>>707526197
fuck
>>707527315
top kek
>>707534359
Here's another
>>707525931
God I wish I could post the webm.
>>707528052
Kill yourself faggot stop posting this everywhere
Can anybody find the video of the black girl that shits herself twerking then gets slapped by the black guy holding the camera? Been looking for that for fucking years and cant find it. KILLS ME.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbcTuKgChXg
>>707529248
KENNETH BONE
>>707526197
You double nigger
>>707528497
ayyy
>>707524210
Lost to hard
>>707525994
hail george
>>707526197
Cock
>>707531876
You should probably stop this. I don't think this is good for you.
>>707528052
kek
>>707526197
Fag
>>707535367
Kekd
>>707526197
fgbng v
>>707530095
>>707530515
Man I miss when sinfest was good, not like it was great but it wasn't shit like it is now. After a few weeks or a month fans were wondering when they were gonna drop the punchline that his feminist preschooler was setting herself up for but then people find that the author was serious about his new characters and then turned to shit.
>>707527315
That was fucking hilarious.
>>707525031
Lost
>>707526197
cock
>>707531876
This is probably a 15 y/o who recently discovered he's gay
>>707526487
>>707526197
come on
>>707526197
(You)
>>707526713
lost hard
>>707536884
Didn't make me lose, but was funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo
>>707526197
jjkghcgvbnbvcxzdsazxcgvjkmnvgfgtr
>>707527730
Depends on how fast the gun can fire the sword
>>707526197
fuck you
>>707536387
Haha, fifteen year old. Cute, cute.
I'm actually in my mid twenties. Identify as straight, but recently had my first gay experience. What's that? You want to hear abou t it? Okay!
So I'm on craigslist late at night, horny and jacking off. I respond to an ad and offer to bottom for another man in search of anal pleasure. You see, it's been a fantasy of mine to bend over, wiggle my juicy ass, and take a stiff cock!
So I go to his apartment, he undresses me, we suck each other's cocks, and then he goes to town!
He fucked me bent over on his couch, he fucked me bent over on his bed, he put a pillow under my hips and fucked me missionary, he threw me on my side and fucked me side-style. He had my feet over my head as he was thrusting into my ass, destroying my (previously) virgin hole and bringing me to the brink of orgasm. My only regret is that I didn't actually cum.
Anyways, he finished in my mouth, I got dressed, and walked out the door.
An unforgettable night!
>>707527315
i remember that thread
>>707530534
Just how I like my women
>>707526197
whats with this meme as of late it was kinda funny when it started, now most of the time i just ignore them, but i must say they get the fuckin (you)'s
>>707536494
>>707537134
kek wut?
>>707526197
Fuck u
>>707537662
I think this man is in shock.
>>707537774
>>707537778
Dang. Almost quads
>>707537134
Wut
>>707537936
touché
>>707526197
...
>>707538294
Yeah, they all depend on the taxes from a heavily subsidized manual laborer.
>>707525994
I wanna give the kid who made this a hug
>>707526197
Fuck you.
>>707538167
Don't get me wrong, dude. I'm still 100% into girls. But I'm also 100% into guys.
Not to date, of course. That would be faggy.
But I'm a guy's guy. I like to make passionate love to a woman, hold her by the hips and fuck her, smile and kiss her when she makes those little yelps they make when you start to get deep.
And sure, maybe I let out submissive wimpers as I was getting dominated from behind. Maybe my eyes rolled to the back of my head as he missionary pounded my prostate into ecstasy. Maybe I moaned like a greedy little slut as he filled my mouth with cum and I eagerly swallowed it.
But that doesn't make me any less of a man
>>707537134
Are they legitimately retarded, or are you for posting this?
le ppoooople nugget fag nuggets fuck wits
HHAHAHAH!!!! BOOOONGGGAAAA!!!1!!! LE FUNNY ACROBAT NIGGER SPERM MEMEM!!!! L1L1O1OL111L1
LL1L1
L1L
1L
>>707538961
>Maybe I moaned like a greedy little slut as he filled my mouth with cum and I eagerly swallowed it.
>But that doesn't make me any less of a man
I have some shocking news for you, anon...
PINCKLE PONKER WINKY DICK SHIT
>>707524210
Idk how this got me
>>707526197
You're a bitch
LLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!11!
>>707538782
Nizz buzzwords, whats it like having no father?
>>707538961
>>707524210
They are concrete mixers...
>>707526197
NIGGER
>>707538782
Come on. Enjoy some memes or contribute. Otherwise, tits or gtfo.
>>707524210
>>707524210
>>>/wsg/>>1331228
>>707539573
>>707534662
>>707539573
>>707539573
>>707528052
Kekd
>>707526713
I'm dead
>>707539694
>>707528139
Actually pretty funny. Is reading hard for you?
>>707534910
>Chaotic Good
>>707524210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bu4T7c326_E
>>707526197
AAAAAAyyy
>>707534662
Another thumbnail
>>707526197
stop
>>707528720
Are you D'arby younger?
>>707526197
bitch
>>707539339
I'm secure enough in my manhood and heterosexuality that I can take a cock, kiss a man, stroke his tool, and swallow his cum without doubting that I'm straight.
Can you say the same?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV8HYjXyZvc
>>707530747
Don't know man
>>707538681
got me
>>707530450
Source?
>>707540054
greentext?
greentext.
>>707524795
Is that dude in the back Keemstar, his beard looks very similar?
>>707540843
what the fuck
>>707530095
God damnit. I'd almost forgotten.
Maybe he's improOH JESUS WHAT THE GOD ALMIGHTY SHIT
>>707525918
>6/10
Get yourself to the trash thread
>>707525408
HUZZAH
>>707531598
Every time. This is such a good post.
>>707526197
Ain't risking nothing
>>707526197
Nignog
>>707540843
Is that you?
>>707537134
He had all time , if we considered is the same guy
why he don't show to him
>>707527069
how can a trebuchet be at a party. A trebuchet does not have home
>>707527730
only if they attack at night
>>707526197
nigger
>>707526197
Faggot
ayy
>>707541057
Explain?
>>707540234
I'M TRYNA SEE THA WHOLE TITTY SON
>>707527249
Dude make a channel on youtube or game or write a book or do a fucking rap record or sell your lyrics to Eminem or some shit your fucking freestyling ability is insanity
Keep it up memester
>>707526197
nope
Salmon
>>707527315
i'm losing it
i feel so sad
i hope i'm getting trolled
>>707539980
A flightless bird confectionery?
Are there specific rules for YLYL?
>>707526197
Nigga
>>707526197
Cock
>>707542680
Don't post bananas.
>>707542680
Don't post this >>707526197
>>707526197
fuck
>>707526197
fuk u
>>707530747
lost
>>707540938
strawbarry marshmellow or something like that. Its a tv show.
>>707543017
This got me
>>707542680
no bananas
>>707524795
Hey, I recognize that gay blowjob!
>>707526397
>not posting the better version
>>707543347
Post the original!
>>707530871
Kill yourself.
>>707526197
Fffaaaaagggggot
Im fat and 4chan is my only friend.
>>707526197
Faggot
>>707543425
>being this much of a faggot.
>>707528052
>>707526197
Fuck sakes
>>707526197
fuk
>>707526852
>>707527660
>>707529153
>>707530231
>>707530360
>>707530701
>>707531198
>>707531370
>>707531470
>>707531598
>>707531962
>>707534072
>>707534123
>>707534564
>>707535202
>>707535209
>>707535434
>>707535637
>>707535832
>>707536385
>>707536865
>>707536878
>>707537256
>>707537628
>>707537778
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>>707538127
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>>707542892
>>707542956
Oh my, look at all the cancer
>>707525867
Bastard, your ape made me loose!
>>707540843
>>707526197
gay
>>707526197
memememmes!!!!
>>707543955
Kill yourself.
>>707524795
Classic
>>707525867
Almost
![Dr-Evil[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/P75exu0.png "Dr-Evil[1].png")
>>707534881
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV6IOry7Pv8
fuckin' lost
>>707539618
Fuckin flopper
>>707542080
Allan Snack Bar
Allah Ackbar
>>707526397
always makes me chuckle.
>>707526197
might as well since im posting.
>>707525867
Lost hard
>>707538607
>>707538681
keks me everytim
>>707526197
for mom
>>707539259
>>707539210
>>707539358
>>707539415
The fuck did I just... the fuck cunt
>>707526713
god damn it i lost
>>707526197
Fuck you
Why Vietnam can afford it's freedom through China and war, and Iraq has to war against the world not to be a western colony? I hope truth and freedom and love will fall upon you. I hope no one will tell you not to be. I hope too you won't choose death for your own people. I hope love (god) and freedom for all of you...
>>707545450
hot?
>>707526197
Fag
>>707541291
>trash thread
We're on /b/
>>707545790
Lost purpose, to say love through 4chan? Love through lost way. Don't end up like Indian people.
>>707524210
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
>>707526197
You drive a hard bargain
>>707526713
fucking lost
>>707534662
I really like that cat's face aside fucking retarded thumb nail
>>707545772
that isn't funny, that's fucked.
>>707530512
She be thirsty!!!!
Hydration - fuck yeah!!!
>>707530534
dazed and pedophilia
>>707546673
This one had me laughing for hours.
>>707544070
this
>>707545772
>>707544057
Sauce?
>>707530747
Really makes you think.
>>707530104
>>707528534
That's the point. The image is stating that there are only 2 genders, which will trigger SJWs, but it also states that the wage gap is real, which SJW believe.
Or inversely, it's made to give alt-right shitlords a mighty kek at the only two genders meme, and trigger them by perpetuating the wage-gap myth.
Double-whammy.
>>707526197
DAMMIT
>>707534662
Doubled downs on the tard.
>>707526713
It came on slow......lost
>>707546673
Not as much as the retards mum was anyways
>>707526197
niggers
>>707546673
>funny
We're on a YLYL thread
>>707546876
he deserved it
>>707528534
huh
1.78 genders?
>>707526197
nigger
>>707526197
>>707538294
It's funny because you're raping mother earth.
>>707539618
Oh fuggg, that's gotta hurt
>>707541596
i kek'd way to hard
>>707538813
It's funny that you're a nice, decent person on a terrible internet site. Lost.
>>707526197
Got me, pal.
>>707526197
if you insist man
>>707526197
hehe
>>707540993
Ah yes I too am lactose intolerant. I am 20 years old and literally just found out a month ago.
>>707526197
damn
>>707526218
and you just gave it to him, newfag
>>707541057
>>707542080
>>707545231
Wrong again /b/. It's because the face has been blurred out. Don't want to reveal Allen's true identity.
>>707527315
Lost
>>707526197
Fuck this sheet
>>707542240
Both of there are incorrect. You don't start a conversation. You grab her right in the pussy.
>>707543425
this isn't better it just spoon feeds the meaning to idiots like you
>>707543912
Lost because your friend is an ethereal object.
