Help, /b/ros. My one year wedding anniversary is coming up in a couple of weeks and my wife has already got some big surprise present she is going to give me. She and I have been together for almost 8 years but married for almost a year now. I gotta make my gift awesome.
What are some ideas for gifts for my wife for our anniversary?
>>707523381
Your cock
Divorce papers.
She'll never see it coming.
>>707523381
https://www.amazon.com/Zdatt-Lifelike-Realistic-Powerful-Suction/dp/B01M3NP4QI/
This
Fuck her right in the pussy.
buy her a Ferrari.
>>707523381
What's your budget?
>>707523988
dubs, you gotta do it.
>>707523381
A little more info would be helpful, anon. Outdoorslut? Gymslut? Scrapbookingslut? Cookingslut? Sitathomeandgetfatslut? Netflixslut?
So?
>>707523381
serious answer from old married man here
guys tend to want to get women stuff
women prefer gifts of doing things with them: concert tickets, play tickets, or if you really want to hit a homerun, dance lessons
>>707524945
>dance lessons
Don't listen to this guy. Buy her this:
>>707523381
Bottle of booze both get drunk as fuck, bang her in the anus gg
>>707525377
This and
>>707525531
This
>>707523381
Have a good dinner buy some dildos and do some lewd stuff, maybe pee in her some rough anal works on my wife bro
>>707523381
You could do dance lessons and shit but if you do shes going to find dick elsewhere
>>707523381
Buy her sex toys, watch a movie mame some Tbone steaks then fuck the shit out of her, or do all this and take the slut to a hotel
>>707523381
So how big is her feminine penis?
>>707523381
Get her a dog. The bigger the better. Like a 110 lb. Newfoundland Terrior. She'll worship the ground you walk on. Oh, and a starter rpack of poo bags. Enjoy.
>>707525901
this is the advice you expect on a board where the main fetish is traps
>>707526446
This is a good idea until she starts getting fucked by the dog turning her husband into a cuck, down the road she would force him to submit to dog cock, he wouldnt be allowed to sleep in bed with her he would be replaced
>>707523381
Get a BBC off craigs man, let her get blacked she will love it
>>707526723
I'm obviously shortsighted, /b/ro. But I think Op might prefer a dog than a nigger. I'd rather be cucked by my dog than Darrius.
>>707524714
Outdoorslut, gymslut, etc.
>>707524945
Yeah I was thinking of that too...like something we can make a memory with.
>>707523988
Lol I wish
>>707525531
Nothing special about that really....we get drunk and do it all the time
>>707525901
Dance lessons would be fun but neither one of us like dancing
>>707526131
unimaginative. we cook and fuck all the time already
>>707526418
faggot
>>707526446
We already have two Hungarian Vizslas and they're our little children
>one year wedding anniversary is coming up
>we've been married almost a year
You don't say
>>707528614
Get some bikes to go mountain biking with. Or dirt bikes. Or atv / 4 wheelers.
>>707528796
Hurrrrrr
>>707529010
Actually bikes might be a great idea, anon! Thanks!
>>707523381
Give her a clay mould of your junk. Not a dildo, like a little statue of your flaccid dick and balls.
Shave off some off your pubic hair and glue it around, paint some wrinkles and veins on it. She'll appreciate the craftsmanship.
Take a short camping trip to any national park within driving range. Take a hike with her and the dogs while you still have autumn foliage and shit. Nice bottle of champagne or whatever you drink for special nights. Give some sort of jewelry that matches wedding set. Stop off at whatever restaurant for brunch on the way home.
Don't blow your anniversary load the first year. Wait another few years before upping the ante on gifts.
>>707527510
Either way its bad, but rather have my wife fuck a dog then a nigger named Trayvon
>>707529981
lmao she would appreciate the craftsmanship for sure
>>707530745
This is great advice. We go camping a lot though because we actually live very close to a National Forest and her family owns a ton of land in the same geographic region.
But you're right about not going too overboard the first year.
