Alright /b/ros my gf recently smoked weed today, and now her mom is making her do a drug test, what can I do to make her come back negative!?
>>707521863
if she smokes once and gets caught, cut her off, shes a snitch
Get her to drink a fuckton of alcohol. Should rinse out the weed
One sec /b/ro I'm asking my buddy who passed his. It's a piss test right?
>>707521863
Piss in her vagina and she she does a drug test the piss comes out
>>707523877
Yeah, but her mom is getting a cheap ass strip
>>707523890
this
get someone's urine who didnt smoke
>>707523890
this
>>707521863
Tell her that drinking semen speeds up the body's ability to metabolize THC. With enough of it, she should be able to pass within 24 hours.
>>707524154
just pee in a bottle and tell your girlfriend to stick the strip in the bottle. if the mom wants her to do it in front of her shes fucked.
>>707521863
Ifnitsbher first time is shoukd be out in like 2 or 3 days. Is she a hefty lady... and by hefty lady i mean a fat bitch. THC stores itself on fat cells so if she is she may have a harder time tell that hoe to hit the gym and burn it off also hella water and maybe some alcohol Azos are good for cleansing the actual bladder itself but she needs to pee several times before the test because after taking those her pee will be like reddish orange. Also have her put the middle of her pee stream in the cup not the beginning or end. Azos are for bladders infections
>>707524154
Aight, so you get some shit in the store called Certo (think it's a gelatin mix or something idk) mix it with Gatorade and drink it A couple hours before you drug test. You may want to tell her to eat a couple b12 vitamins to make her piss yellow so it looks real and all that. You want to make sure you piss like once or twice before to get all the bad piss out. Goodluck
>>707524488
unless he pisses in her vagina like this guy said >>707523890
>>707521863
The answer is simple. Don't smoke weed.
Dont date girls under 18 thats how you get around your issue
>>707521863
go to local head shop, by bottle of fake piss for 20$
heat up then have her stick it in her vag,
If her moms is a fucking dyke and wants to watch cover the end with some silicone glove finger tip stretched tight held down with a fuck ton of thread tied down really tight so a sharp fingernail can pierce it and make it look like she's pissing.
>>707523890
Piss in her ass too just in case she can't retain it in her virgina, always have a plan B.
Cyclists do this all the time, they'll always have some guy who pees in their asses, it's not a great job, but it pays well.