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Dubs decides what I say to this fiend who keeps texting me.

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Dubs decides what I say to this fiend who keeps texting me.
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>>707520354
Who the fuck is this? It is 2am and you are fucking texting me!
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>>707520354
Yea do you wanna suck my dick? If not then FUCK OFF NIGGER
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Fuck me in the ass cause i love Jesus
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>>707520706
Reroll
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>>707520747
One last time
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>>707520354
My dick up, fahggitt.
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Wanna fuck? I'll let you in my ass
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i wanna smell your sweaty asshole.
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Wanna see my anus?
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>>707520706
Kek.

Also rolling for: Nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, NIGGER.
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>>707520877
Chekd hah
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>>707520911
Check 'em.
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>>707520354
What the fuck do you want? If it's not a picture of your genitals then fuck off
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>>707520911
Winrarr
Double play
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>>707520977
Chekd chekn
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"I asked /b/ what I should say to you"

It'll start a 'who's on first' that you can thank me for and high five him for
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>>707520354
No I'm down
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>>707521000
Fuck ye i got trips
Send a pic of your genitals
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>>707521050
Holy check 'ems. Gonna have to go get checkers in a moment, even though that nigger franchise isn't in Manhattan, I don't think. Fuck.
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>>707521000
Winrar
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>>707521000
Winrar trips , op must write "winrar"
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do both they kinda coincide. lol
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Kill your self faggot.
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>>707521168
>winrar
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>>707520706
rolling.
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Im always up for you babe
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Delivering.
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>>707521398
quit slut shaming me
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OP Delivers!!!
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>>707521398
Waiting on reply.
>if dubs send a dick pic
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>>707521648
Reroll
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send a dick pic.
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>>707521699
Fuckin ayyyyyyyyyyy el em ay oh!
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>>707521699
WINAR
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>>707520354
>send pic of dick
Yes, I'm up, are you?
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>>707521398
Wait for responses to keep saying winrars
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>>707521699
>>707521648
Winrar of dick pic. Don't need a response for this.
>follow it up with "oops, that was meant for my sister"
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Fuck me daddy
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Still Delivering phone is just slow.
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>>707522355
Checked and keked
>SEND THE DICK PICK
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>>707522355
>Winrar
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SEND DICK PIC
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I hate you almost as I hate niggers
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>>707522499
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I wanna kill myself tbh fam. LOL cya in hell bitch
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>>707521699
>>707522499
That's 2 confirmed for the dick pic
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>>707522833
now three confirmed.
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>>707522833
Checked. 3 now
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>>707522877
4 confirmed
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I need to cum
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>>707522877
4 now lol send it!
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Read post

>What I say
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Everyone is getting dubs
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>>707523017
FUCK still keked
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>>707523017
OP you went full retard
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>>707523017
Yeah I was out with Sarah. What of it, cuck boi?
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>>707522933
5 now.
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Yeah I fucked Sarah, she's loose as a goose flailing a moose drinking grey goose hanging in a noose in the caboose of a doose.
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>>707522933
WINRAR
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>>707523332
So close to quads...
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>>707523233
Wasted winrar
Roll for Let me see that fucking nigger dick between your legs
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>>707523373
Roll.
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>>707523373
Reroll
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Naw but seriously nig I'm just chilling rn. You should swing by with some shit
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(don't count if dubs) who is this to you op?
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>>707523233
2 can play nigger. Nice dubs.
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>>707523373
Rollerino on this shit
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Yeah sorry man, Sarah asked me if i wanted to hang and watch netflix. can't turn down a good fuck ay
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>>707523541
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>>707523633
WINRAR
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>>707523633
Shit
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>>707523633
winar.
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>>707523541
...I have no words for this
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>>707523541
Where's the picture of his dick OP? Tell him to SEND THE DICK PIC RIGHT NOW
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>>707523699
why in the fuck.
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>>707523699
Winrar
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>>707523503
Fiend fat boy who texts everyone at my school. To define him hes a "nice guy".
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>>707523633
Don't bitch out OP
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>>707523373
Roll
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Rollin' for heil fucking Hitler
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>>707523633
AYYYY
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>>707523373
Roll for this
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>>707523769
He's a bitch, he'll bitch out
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>>707523373
Rolllllllll
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Let's see how long it takes her to find out she has chlamydia!
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>>707523930
Won't surprise me tbh
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>>707523373
Roll for this
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>>707523373
Roll on this
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>>707523633
Hurry the fuck up OP
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im so hungry for your cock, come over and ill suck it and let you fuck my ready hole.
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>>707523373
Reroll bitches
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>>707523471
>>707523482
>>707523632
>>707523801
>>707523897
>>707523995
>>707524031
>>707524073
Shut the fuck up with this dumb shit.
(Skip if dubs)
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>>707524168
rolling
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Be patient I will deliver. Also nice choice guy.
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>>707524168
come on op, do this.
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>>707524297
OH SHIT
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>>707524003
reroll
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>>707524297
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>>707524297
topkek
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>>707524297
Fucking kek


Also say "next time you can watch if you want, like the little cuck you are :^)"
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>>707524168
lets roll.
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Tell you what. Next time we can share Sarah.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>707524297
Show response
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>>707524444
FUCKKKK
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>>707524444
holy fuck
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>>707524297
Damn!
Roll for Sarah Hates your fat ass. It's ok tho. I wanna fuck it
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>>707524444
CHECK EM
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>>707524444
OOH SHIT
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>>707524444
OH SHIT
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>>707524168
op, say this!
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>>707524444
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>>707524594
Shut up faggot other anon rolled quads
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Just to be clear I am fucking Sarah and you guys fucked up all my shit nicee
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>>707524444
Quads!
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>>707524690
So? Fuck that fat cuck fuck
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>>707523373
Roll
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I am the alpha, I am the Omega
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>>707524444
Let's just hope OP doesn't fuck up and send the full post.
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>>707524444
Quads niggggaa
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>>707524444
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"yea that fat fuck is texting me asking if you like him. So sick of his fat ass wish he'd kill himself. Anyways send me another pic of that pussy, Sarah"

Wait 20 seconds

"Oops. Ignore that message"
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>>707524834
Beginning and end
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fuck me, im so horny. come over and fuck my hole, babe.
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>>707525049
>this
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>>707524444
o fuck shit nigger
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>>707525155
Winrar
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>>707525155
Lol don't say that
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Delivering sorry its cold.
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Tongue punch my fart box while we swim in a pool of spaghetti
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>>707525150
rolling for this.
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>>707525253
WE'VE GONE NUCLEAR
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>>707525253
XD TOP-FUCKING-KEK
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>>707525049
>>707525155
Winrar right here!!
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Well man i guess there's some things sarah doesn't tell you hey?
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Just kidding, I wouldn't fuck that fat troll if my life depended on it
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Honestly she was such a good fuck. You're missing out haha. Think ima get with her tomorrow again, have fun jacking off to the idea of me fucking her you pathetic cuck. And btw, stop fucking messaging at dumb as shit hours
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>>707524483
RE ROLL
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>>707524834
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>>707525333
Oh shit
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>>707525333
check em, op has to deliver now.
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>>707520354
right in the pussy
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>>707525253
fucking dying, thank op

also if dubs say "i dont know how you didnt see this coming if you are as close as you say you are"
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>>707525155
PLS OP
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>>707525437
Reroll
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>>707525155
Fucking beautiful
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>>707525049
>>707525155
oh god yes
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Wew lad
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>>707525155
>>707525155
>>707525155
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>>707525447
THIS. FUCKING THIS.
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>>707525333
Wew.
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>>707523373
Roll
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"like her bestfriend" exactly you stupid bitch. Think shes gonna fuck you when you're deeper in the friend zone than I was in her pussy yesterday?
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>>707523373
This
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>>707525447
Rolling
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>>707525447
Roll
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>>707525333
op has to deliver that one now.
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>>707525665
DONT CARE IF NOT DUBS, YOU SEND THAT
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>>707525447
Roll
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>>707525155
Holy kek>>707525049
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>>707525447
Roll
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>>707525665
kek. roll for this
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>>707525447
Please
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>>707525665
Fucking this needs to be sent
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>>707525447
Re roll
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>>707525447
Roll
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>>707525447
Rolin
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>>707525333
this one is the WINAR
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Waiting on reply will deliver.
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>>707525447
DUUUUUBS
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>>707525447
Lawd please
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>>707525155
Already got a winrar here fags
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>>707525447
Re rawlin
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>>707525447
Rolling.
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>>707525665
Roll
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>>707525447
Dubs
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>>707525447
Shit roll
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>>707526007
>James bond ftw
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>>707525447
Not dubs
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>>707525447
This!!!
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>>707525447
Roll for this
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>>707523373
This
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>>707526077
HA GOT EM
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>>707525447
rollerino
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>>707525447
Cmon!!!
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Post it OP!
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>>707526077
Winrar
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>>707525943
>DUUUUUBS
Doesn't count, go fuck yourself retard
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But she thinks your gay.
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>>707526077
Rar
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>>707525447
OP just send this
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>>707526122
Ayyyyyyyy
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>>707526175
Go neck yourself cock munch
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>>707525333
OP SEND THIS!
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>>707525049
this
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>>707525447
THIS
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>>707525665
ROLLLLLLLLL
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>>707526077
>>707526548
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>>707525665
Reroll
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>>707525665
Rolling for it
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Delivered.
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>>707525665
Dubs
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You won’t be able to satisfy her, her pussy is now the shape if my cock. If you do fuck her it'll be like a kid trying out an adult's shoe, it won't fit.
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>>707526815
Salty cuck is salty
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>>707525665
RILLLLLLLLL
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>>707525665
This needs to happen
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>>707526815
"i totally dont like her, it was just a prank bro"
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>>707526963
Roll
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>>707526815
Wow, I totally believe him! What a kidder he is!
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>>707526963
roll
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>>707526815
If I hear about you talking to Sarah again I'm going to slap the shit out of you
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>>707525665
Not dubs
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>>707526963
Rerorrr
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The power of Kek is on my side you stupid cuck ass nigga
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>>707526815
What the fuck does that even mean, PUNCTUATION MOTHER FUCKER, USE IT.

Jesusfuckingchrist, no wonder Jamal from Spin class wants to fuck your anus. You're a dumb fucking faggot holy shit
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>>707527229
roll
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Honestly bro... Ive been trying to convince her to tell you but fuck it. Im gay. Well, bi. I want you. Sarah is my BFF and we just wanted to know if you wanna, yknow... try the other side sometime?
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>>707522355
You fucking idiot OP
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>>707527424
rolling.
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>>707527424
ROLL
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Im not really with sarah ive been lying because im angy. Angry on the inside ive been longing for a homosexual experience for a while. Its been in the back of my head for so long. I know youre kind of a good friend and i was womdering... would you ever actually consider me
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Rip his anus
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You think sarah didnt tell you been tryna escape the friend zone?? I didn't give a fuck tho. 5 minutes after she told me I was going balls deep in that fine pussy
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>>707527424
THIS OP PLEASE
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>>707527555
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiii
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She said she'd be willing to share herself with the both of us, but only if she gets to shit in your mouth
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>>707527229
Rolling. Faggot needs to know his place.

If you do actually know Sarah, text her after this and tell her whatever happens, just go with it
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>>707527555
lmao.
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>>707527661
Can i check my own trips....

Chek'd
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>>707527689
RAWLIN
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>>707527229
reroll
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But seriously if you fuck me I can do/give you anything you want. All I ask is some of your cum
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>>707527689
roll roll roll
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>>707527784
What trips, newfag. Only counts if they're all together on the far right

Go do your homework
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>>707527840
Roll
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>>707527555
Ayeeeee
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>>707527840
Reroll
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Sarah is pregnant with my child but I don't want her... I want you :)
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>>707527936
I got 555 you fucking cuck
>>707527555

Shut up and check em
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>>707527689
Roll
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>>707527424
Rolling
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>>707528090
No that was me :^)
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>>707527840
Roll.
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>>707527555
topkek
Rolling for this!
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>>707527424
COME
ON
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>>707528200
Oh damn i guess i only thought i posted that... he better send that i worked real hard on it
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>>707528090
Sorry mate didn't reply earlier. Thought you meant the 7s. Congrats on trips
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Oh and BTW you know me and Sarah are first cousins right? So I mean that baby is pretty pure blooded
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Delivered and backfired.
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>>707528236
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>>707528389
Thanks it was luck wasnt even looking at the post numbers
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>>707528409
Rerolling
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>>707528413
this poor guy seems legit

Op is a fag
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>>707528413
If I'm such an asshole then why the fuck is your faggot ass texting me all the time
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>>707527424
THIS
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>>707528413
Stop been a bitch and let me make love to you.
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Tried being nice to you fucking faggot. Want honesty? I fuck sarah on a fucking daily. I fuck her rough and I fuck her without protection cus I enjoy breeding that fucking bitch. Now have fun stroking your cock to my sex life you useless nigger
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Sorry for kidding with you. Anyways me and Sarah are cousins, and it's really fun with the family
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>>707528688
Winrar
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I’m gonna drain your heart dry
I'm going to lap up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin
I’m going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children
I’m going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair
And teach them that the Gods are there to be feared
And everything you love will die
And everything you’re scared of will come true
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>>707528413
Don't be gay.. Just eat my ass already.
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>>707528676
This
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>>707528763
Rolling
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>>707528413
I didn't mean like that, you raging faggot. I meant he hated you and wanted to kiss your ass goodbye.
Jesus fuck you're an autistic slut
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>>707528803
roll
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>>707528428
Yup. Didn't even look. Feels bad man
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>>707528803
rolll
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>>707528763
Rolling again
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>>707528839
Roll
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OP is so full of shit, Nobody would ever make a response like the last one.
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>>707528803
Fucking infant annihilator
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>>707528803
roll again
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>>707528763
This
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My bad my older brother was using my phone acting like a autist. But really I just busted a load in Sarah and she just waddled to the bathroom to shit it out hahaha shit was cash
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>>707528923
they would though
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>>707528882 QUADS PLS
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The only busted lip i want is your nut busted on them
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>>707528803
this one
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>>707528803
take this
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>>707528985
No
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>>707528803
this
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>>707528688
Winnnrar
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>>707528970
roll
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>>707529055
yes
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I'll gladly share Sarah's fine pussy with you if you send me a pic of you sticking a sharpie up your ass. Sarah is onboard btw I just talked to her
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>>707528976

but they didn't
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>>707528413
Holy shit OP you're a fucking dickhead. Anyway,

Tell him: "I'm sorry"
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>>707529055
winrar
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>>707529155
WINRAR
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>>707529055
winrarararar
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>>707528839
Rollin with a dick. Send it if dubs. Also ask

How the fuck can you even compete. I get your a desperate fag, so you can have a bit of cock if you want though
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>>707529222

win?
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>>707529275
Faggot.
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>>707529055
winrar!
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>>707529551
Trips pls
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>>707528688
Op deliver
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"sorry, that was my mom, anyways, did you want to Sarah to get involved between us??"

"sexually I mean*"
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>>707529551
Rolling for you to send this other fags cock
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>>707529055
winrar frist do it faggot
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Link this thread
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>>707529222
good job
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Fun is over guys.
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>>707529900
Please donate double dubs to

>>707529551
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>>707529551
send a more aesthetic penis.
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>>707529945
It's just beginning.

Now send>>707529551
Ask him if he wants to try since nobody else will ever touch him
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>>707530078
Nah I think we should actually try to get OP some fag action
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>>707530078
god that would suck to have a dick like that, was he in a fire?
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LOL faggot you got yourself blocked by her. Legit you're a fucking creep and she's been telling me how you freak her out to the point shes actually afraid you'll kidnap her or some shit... You're lucky im just being an asshole instead of busting your asshole in with my 9 inch cock
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