roast me /b/
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roast me /b/
>>707515944
You look fabulous.
Your makeup isn't very good
>>707515944
We can't do anymore than has already been done. It's already a walking joke.
you are not as pretty as a real girl because you are as far removed from a woman as an ape is removed from a dog.
the excessive lacquering of makeup on your face cannot compensate for the missing distinct but subtle qualities that scream femininity.
thus you are but a simple mockery of that for which you yearn.
gays lick balls
Blue is not my favorite color
I hope this becomes a new trend and every teen starts using makeup, it would be so cool to see everyone with makeup on.
You look like the gay version of the kid from blank check
so hot
What the fuck are you?!
this one is prob my favorite