How old are you /b/?
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How old are you /b/?
Running on newfag2008™
>>707515331
2009, all the shit boxxy and go on
Been lurking since 2007. Thanks Fox 11
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba84EL6wO10
fuck yeah 2016
supergay chan
>>707515331
My newfag detectors are off charts!
>>707515331
'06 Oldfag. Why I keep coming back I will never know.
>>707515331
>07
>newfag
fuck
>>707515331
06
>>707515934
damned if I know, yet here I am.
>pic related
>>707515331
2012, I like how it's still marked as spam, but hey, at least I didn't get banned for trying, like it used to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gDz_VwOHR0
>>707515331
Oldfag here never post anymore you faggots got me hooked on WoW by hyping Burning crusade prelaunch never played before and that shit fucking ruined my life until I quit in college.
cancer reporting in
>>707515331
According to this chart I'm not allowed to post. I just come on here anyways to read funny shit
Who cares
>>707515331
I agree with that chart.
I would, however, note that the frogposters are counterbalanced by the shilltards--the hundreds of Hillary employees that come here daily to post political propaganda.
I'm an oldfag by definition from that chart and through all those years I have only seen the political shills show up during those periods when Hillary is running for office. m00t in fact confirmed that they were shills in 2008 and said in a thread that there were literally tens of thousands of weekly posts from one block of IP addresses that were confirmed to be from Hillary's campaign headquarters, including bots (a large reason he claimed to have put in the post confirmation at that time) and that he blocked them going forward. That same day, he blocked them, he said it freed up around 40% of the bandwidth typically available to certain boards.
Not sure why gayjapmoot has ignored this and has instead decided the solution is to reduce the postable image size, but it is typical of how he has grossly mismanaged 4chan and why people are leaving in droves.
I especially agree that those who have just come here after 2013 should not be posting and instead lurking--at least until they figure out what is old and doesn't need reposting a milliion times. I've seen countless threads started by post-hiroshima supergaychan fags that could be gleaned in a weeks' worth of lurking.
2007 newfag
So when it's 2030, and you stared in 07, youre still a new fag?
>>707515331
2009 :^/
>>707515331
solid newfag, started coming here in 2008
2014 but I guess we all have to start somewhere.
>>707517382
Lurkmoarnewfriend
Why are everyone lying? You are from 2012-2016, you are not older than that faggots.
>>707515331
2007 newfag, trying to get away a few times but hell, nobody scapes 4chan once you get here
I'm 2016
>>707517735
>are
go back to nigeria.
2016
God, I'm a faggot
I lurked a once in a while in 06 when like duck rolls and desu was still a thing, but I didn't really start coming back until 07 I have no Idea why I came back tbh it's been a while I could use a baww thread, but looking back those are mostly cringe
2007; the original newfag
>>707515611
Funny
>>707515331
i remember when being called cancer was an insult. doesn't look too bad now.
>>707517868
are you mad because i told the truth?
>>707515611
Back when 4chin was better.
Somewhere on the border between newfag and cancer. Couple more years and I'll be cool, right?
cancer here
Oldfag 2004
>>707515331
06 reporting in.
Habbo raid anon here. I miss 4chan before the cancer took hold.
>>707515331
Depressing
>>707518502
doesnt work like that bro
>>707518502
You will always be cancer
>>707515331
>9 years ago
>newfag
fuck off cunt
cancer reporting in
From 2013. I love all the new people that came during this year and 2015. The younger generation is so much better than the old. The old are so fucking cringy, ''edgy'' and negative.
>>707519042
>>707515331
Does this make it clear?
'08
>>707519042
Lol fuck off frog-fag
>>707519042
See? THIS IS THE FUCKING CANCER I WAS TALKING ABOUT. FUCK YOU WITH A FUCKING CACTUS
>>707518999
>>707518357
Nope, but only a nigger would say are in a sentence. I came here in my sophomore year in highschool. I have now graduated from university and have begun working.
>>707519117
yes
also we need more normies
2011, when the memes were epic win and shit
oldfag and proud of it. You're here forever. I don't know how to leave.
>>707517993
>>707518732
yeah I miss those days I went through that phase of coming here and saying wow this place is dead and arguing with kids who don't like mudkipz and won't admit they are 12 and what is this, but now I just look back and laugh. I could go to the other chans, but we all know how hard they suck.
>>707515331
Cancer reporting in
>>707515331
>tfw posting over 10 years
Time sure flys
Reddit tier reporting.
2015...
>>707515331
Right at the end of oldfag 2006
>inb4 old as fuck
>>707515331
I'm 18 years old Anon. How about you?
I'm a frogposter and I SAY THAT PROUDLY
All these oldfags thinks they are hot shit because they have wasted 10 years of their life on a fucking beta-website ha ha haaaaaa
>>707519532
>user for 6 years
>>707515331
Comfortably at cancer, 2010
>>707515331
2005
>>707515331
Cancer
>>707519871
>wasting
Great porn here sometimes, learn to gain something from it because you are literally the most cancerous person in this thread for saying that.
>>707519042
1/10
you got replies
>>707520060
>>707515331
Oldfag
and /b/ never was good
Fuck this thread i guess you are a Cancer or Reddit (I guess you put this because Cicada3301)
>>707517588
Honestly this my dude and same
>>707520186
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
since 09/01/2014 so i'm basically an oldfag now.
>>707520119
>literally the most cancerous person in this thread for saying that.
Why would I give a fuck what people on /b/ thought? Lol
>>707515611
11 dubs for Fox 11
shit this is good kek
around 2008-9 newfag here, can't really recall
the big trend was "I'm 12 years old and what is this"
>>707520329
>kek
>>707515331
2007 newfag
>>707520449
nice frog buddy
>>707519526
>Time sure flys
when you're a faggot
show me a meme older than kitler
>>707515331
Guess I'm a newfag, by this metric.
...What am I doing with my life
>>707515331
2008 here.
Also, that timeline is wrong since 4chan started becoming supergaychan in like 2013 when every faggot and trap lover decided that 4chan would be a sweet place to hang out.
>>707515331
replace pepe with banana and i will accept that pic
oldfag 2004.
good thing i only come here once or twice a week for porn. i used to spend my life on various boards lol
Thought I'd be a newfag, turns out Im an oldfag.
Never woulda thought tbh fam.
>>707520988
can I haz cheezburger maybe?
>>707518959
that's true
09 is newfag
sorry, you'll always be a newfag
but at least you're not cancer, newfag
-an actual oldfag
>>707515934
I genuinely thought about this, and I realized that it's just become an undying habit where you constantly sift through all the gay shit until you find a rare, decent thread.
>>707518732
good times.
NEWFAG AND PROUD OF MY COLORS
2007
0
0
7
>>707518502
So 2016?
Old fag then dropped off for a few years, shit Im so old i was in computer class writing basic code with computers the size of your mom's vag, saving that shit on 5.25 disks
>>707520522
>its an inturnet boOo0oOrd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdqSdfDcez0
also checkd
>>707521184
close but no
>>707515331
2006 no joke no lie. I wish it would end. I'm 26 and I've been a faggot for a decade.
I was there. And I'll always be here. Forever. I'm such a fucking loser.
>>707521493
yeah this is old af
2004 desufag
>>707521546
are you me?
2006. DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU
>>707520522
>I'm 12 and what is this?
Fuck, I remember this too. I'm from around 2009 or so... other stuff I remember, in no particular order:
>i herd joo liek mudkipz
>IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZORS! [LOIC]
>Here Comes The Cheating Bastard Christopher Poole [...] Visit Anon Talk Dot Com
>Pool's closed due to AIDS! HABBO IS BEING RACIST!
>Chanology
Also, see pic, those are from well before trollface ("le smiling face" for the Rettards)
>>707521493
You didn't even need to go on /b/ when this was posted everywhere. I remember this shit from when I was fucking 12.
>>707520329
I have this copypasta saved in at least three languages... the actual name is gorilla warfare, but I like to think on it as "cannon fodder".
>>707518735
Envious, I wish I could go back in time far enough to see stupid0akes live
>>707515611
>demonstration
>van explodes
frogposter
>>707519526
You'd think that after 10 years of threads you'd know the word 'flies'.
>>707521764
I'm with you man! we joined that fucking place around the same time
>"le smiling face"
>le
fuck those assholes
I had to merge some lines, this doesn't even work anymore as pasta...
[X] Told [X] Really Told [X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] No country for told men [X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] Cash4told.com [X] ToldSpice
[X] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[X] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[X] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[X] Countold Strike
[X] Unreal Toldament
[X] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[X] World of Warcraft: Catoldclysm
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[X] Assassin's Creed: Tolderhood
[X] Battletolds [X] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[X] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[X] Told Fortress Classic
[X] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[X] Super Mario SunTold
[X] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[X] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy [X] Left 4 Told
[X] Battoldfield: Bad Company 2 [X] Toldman Sachs
[X] Conker's Bad Fur Day: Live and Retolded
[X] Lead and Told: Gangs of the Wild West
[X] Portold 2 [X] Avatold: The Last Airbender
[X] Dragon Ball Z Toldkaichi Budokai
[X] Toldcraft II: Tolds of Toldberty
[X] Leo Toldstoy [X] Metal Gear Toldid 3: Snake Eater
[X] 3D Dot Told Heroes
[X] Told you that ps3 has no games
[X] LitTOLD Big Planet
[X] Rome: Toldal War
[X] Gran Toldrismo 5
[X] Told Calibur 4 [X] Told Fortress 2 [X] Tic-Tac-Told
[X] Castlevania: RonTold of Blood
[X] Guilty Gear XX Accent Told
[X] Cyndaquil, Chicorita, and Toldodile
[X] was foretold [X] demon's told [X] http//:www.youtold.com
[X] Tolden Sun: Dark Dawn [X] J.R.R Toldkien's Lord of the Told
[X] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
08-09 I think
Why am I still here
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>707522312
Tfw John was right and still is better than anyone on /b/
Still missing the 4th piece.
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proud cancer right here
>>707522561
>proud
what the fuck are you proud over?
2017 faggot here
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>>707522881
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>707515331
2008. Can't believe I've spend 8+ years posting about tits and ylyl.
Could have been worse.
>>707522881
fuck off futurefag
>>707523016
could've been loli, furries and traps
>kys avoided
Friend introduced me in my junior year of high school in 06.
>>707523016
i could not though
>>707515331
Cancer from 2010 reporting.
2001 when the towers fell. 9/11 never forget.
>>707515331
Im from 1979. You can see the math easyly, my brother!
>>707515331
i am a new fag 2008
hello my 07 friends
using this shithole for 8 years, feelsbadman
ORIGINALFAG REPORTING IN. I'm the first who posted here who was not Moot. I'm proud. Now /b/ is full of cancer. This board was good before 2008. But /b/ has always been shit though. But still better than 2008. I bet you can't come up with an older meme than Scarce? Haha. Fucking NEWFAGS.
>>707524085
sure m8
forgot your meds today?
Old enough to remember when /pol/ was /news/ and when most threads consisted of icanhazcheeseburgwr tier memes.
Also I think its time for a sink thread.
>>707524277
I won't answer any questions before you prove to be an Orginalfag like ME. Fucking newfags and cancer RUINED /b/.
>>707515331
2012
Idgaf
>>707524597
Get outta here pedo fag, go suck the emperor's dick
>>707515331
Back in '09, being an edgy 12 year old
>>707524851
was and still is cancer
>>707525112
That's an undeniable fact
>>707515934
this guy is a true oldfag, you know how I know? He's not sure why he's still here, and he doesn't seem particularly proud of the fact that he's an oldfag.
>tfw you realize you've been browsing this place for 10 years
Originalfag reporting in, been here since 2015 and I can update you on all the old memes
>>707517588
Same
damn i guess i'm a newfag, even though i've been here for almost a decade? finally time to kill myself then
