dubs decides what i say
50/50 for relationship
>>707511754
I'd rather text this cute girl I know ;)
>>707511754
I'd rather jam my 7 inch hot rod into your tight asshole ;)
>>707511754
Can you send a selfie your face makes me happy and I'm sad rn
>>707512182
Roll
>>707512182
Rerolling for this
>>707512068
Rollin for this
>>707511754
No thanks, i'm not your father. Thanks for asking tho.
>>707512255
Nice dubs
My old friend from middle school killed himself I just found out :(
What's your fave colour and please don't say purple I hate purple
"Tenderise me daddy"
Gotta go lol telettubbies is on
Gotta tenderize the meat before you move your feet
I think Ima take some sleeping pills and never wake up goodnight I'm sorry
op here
another dubs?
I fucking hate NIGGERS
I'm matter but I don't matter...
And yeah sure
The last time I felt this bad I had just shit my pants on the subway and made someone throw up :(
Not now I'm busy doing heroin.
Have you ever even gone so far as to do want more like
Friendship is magic and I wish we were more than friends :)
>>707513003
Roll
>>707513003
Rerolliiiinng
>>707513003
Rrrrr
I'm going to cum bby
You know im kinda deppresed, you know why, the whole thing that happend... Why can't we be more than friends, if you don't want then i won't force you, but im not comfortable being only friends with you anymore.
I want you to thrust from behind with a strap on
>>707513199
lel
I want to milk your udders you rancid swine
>>707513199
OP Better deliver
>>707513199
Winrar
>>707513312
Roll
Do not lean your smile to my crying heart because I cannot get up, I wish to always stay like now in your face, you are for me the icon of an angel, you, the one who gets me up to the moon and I feel that I still have more to fly until there. You, the one who untie from my heart words which I never thought they will see the light of love.
I pray. I pray to be the sun your cold needs, I pray to be the storm your heat calls, I pray to be the moments that your destiny is looking for, I pray to be the chest on which your heart lies. I filled my heart with nails so you can hang inside her anywhere you wish, you angel icon, from my earthly nostalgia I can only mash you altars, but only you will decide if you will save me in you.
Outside rain comes along tears to my cheeks and I am waiting for you dreaming to the windows and in my heart a song easily arrives whispering a poetry and your memory starts to waltz into my soul. Oh, how my happiness is counted in steps going away or approaching to me, I am crazy to love you like this but crazier the world would look to me without this love. Still, spread your smile to me…
I want to drag you near me, to taste my sweet madness. It is deliriously delicious
>>707513199
anti-dubs reverses this shit post. No wonder none of you have been laid before.
>>707513199
Lelelel
Sharpie in pooper
>>707513428
Atleast you tried.
As much as I want to be with you I just dont know if im ready tho... Haven't been feeling it since my cousin broke up with me
>>707513600
Says the one with dubs
>>707513444
faggot
>>707513444
>tenderize the meet
>meet
Seriously?
Wanna fuck?
>>707513444
*waiting*
>>707513199
>>707513900
Double dubs
you're fucked OP
>>707513704
Rolling
>>707513444
what is fucks name is this?
Well, this was a shit thread, Abort mission, everyone leave
anymore?
>>707514531
Well, that's what I said you dumb bitch
she just said "what's wrong though, why are you depressed?" as soon as I posted that last screenshot
>>707514531
>tfw we are about to get op a new gf
Will you be my girlfrien?
>>707514531
Yes, will you be my fucktoy?
>>707514779
fuck, reroll
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707514779
Rollll
>>707514531
I want to use your face as a toilet
>>707514531
Stuff... i don't really want to talk about it really, i just don't wanna waste my fucking life like this, i said i won't force into being, well, basically my gf or anything, but yes i want to be more than friends. I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAS...
>>707514779
reroll
We need a reply..
>>707514970
TO CATCH'EM IS MY REAL TEST
>>707514954
reroll
>>707515033
winrar
>>707514970
TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY COST...
>reroll
>>707515033
shitty get
Yes, I can't get you out of my head. I've never felt like this about anyone, not being with you is killing me. I'm infatuated with you.
>>707514669
Rolling
>>707514970
>>707515033
IT'S TIME OP
I want you to take my virginity
>>707515322
>>707514970
>>707515033
IT'S. TIME. OP
And babe I'm just crazy about you babe. Like, gosh damn babe.
can we try and get me a gf instead of the pokemon shit
>>707512320
What did he mean by this?
I'm sorry, I was just trying to be funny.
I really wanna talk though.
About you.
And.
Me.
>>707515440
I was trying to make this shit less awkward, I failed
>>707514531
No you sweat too much and always smell like nacho cheese doritos.
>>707515440
>can we try and get me a gf instead of the pokemon shit
YOU'RE NO FUN but... we'll try
Babe I wanna lose my virginity to you... Do you consent or do I have to forcefully hat... Love* fuck you?
>>707515566
nice
>>707515566
D O U B L E D U B S
O
U
B
L
E
D
U
B
S
>>707515399
what a piece of shit winrar
>>707515399
>>707515440
You posted the wrong text. Anyways check em.
>>707515584
No It's a poem I wrote for my father
>>707515764
This
>>707515566
This is exactly why im deppresed, i fucking hate myself, i mean, im sure its just a phase 'n shit, but im not sure, i really want to see if we can make this work, shit i sound like a faggot, sorry ill just stop...
>>707515848
TRIPS BEAT DUBS, CHECK'EM
>>707515848
WILL OP GET A GF?, WILL HE GET LAID? THESE ANSWERS 'N MORE ON THE NEXT REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU- nah im just fucking
I wanna put my mouth where you pee pee at
>>707515848
WILL OP GET A GF?, WILL HE GET LAID? THESE ANSWERS 'N MORE ON THE NEXT REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU- nah im just fucking
>reroll
>>707515440
do u have pics of her, OP?
>>707515956
Let's make a suicide pact
Reply to this message or my cock will die in your throat tonight
>>707515848
R e r o l l
e
r
o
l
l
I want to have you for breakfast.
>>707515848
Rolando
Rip op
"Brb I'm gonna go kill myself" if I get; check em'
I'm sorry for rambling so much but I really like you and I'm a bit nervous. Before we go any further you should know I used to date one of my relatives not long ago tho. I want our future relationship to be built on trust
>>707516322
WINZIP
get me a fucking wife
>>707516322
>>707515848
>>707515566
BOOM, This will surely give you a gf OP, Post results.
>>707516322
Wincest
>>707516449
I don't even like you as a friend
>>707516544
Ouch.
>>707516544
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU RETARDO
But I do love you like I love my cat
>>707516544
WINRAR. good luck op
>>707516544
QUADS DENY THIS
>>707516544
IF DUBS OP WON'T POST THIS
We're trying to get this fag a gf
>>707515848
DES
ill rip your goddamn eyes out put em in a bowel of grapes and eat the motherfuckers and be happy to do it
>>707516544
rolling for trip / quad cancellation
I've admired you for a very long time.
>>707516544
gotta do the first one first
>>707516322
>>707515848
>>707516544
I LOVE you as a friend. So let's kick it up a notch.
For the save...
can i hit it from the back
>>707516693
Oops, i meant this dubs.
let me get a spoon and go to town on that ass baby
>>707516773
Rolling
>>707516724
bowl and roll
>>707516544
Trips dude denying this, just passing by
>>707516809
Wow, what is wrong with me today, i meant this ones.
>>707516895
Don't worry mate, use mine
>>707516877
Thank you
>dubs
Still counts
This entire fucking thread makes me sad
I'm really sorry for all this stupid shit I've been saying. I haven't felt like this about someone before and I'm really nervous... I honestly like you a lot and I want to give us a chance, if you're willing to. And again, sorry about going full retard
I like you way more than a gosh dang friend babe. Let's meet up and kiss. I've been dreaming all about it.
>>707516544
... in fact I dong even like you as a human being, you are one of the most disgusting people I've ever met in my entire life.
>>707516941
Thanks, you tried atleast, here, take mine
>>707515848
this
>>707515848
111
I'm gay.
>>707517048
Spellchecker don't* roll for this
>>707517045
Reroll
Look. I'm sorry I'm so awkward. I'm sorry that this has been a clusterfuck of a text.
I don't know when, but one day I realize how much you mattered to me. This sounds really dumb and cringy,i know, but I fell for you. Hard.
Do you want to go to a movie or something sometime?
>>707517172
it's because i was too scared, honestly
>>707517144
There goes the gf thing kek
>>707517172
Cause i'm scared to lose you
>>707517172
Because I don't want to lose you
>>707517172
lmao skyke gotcha bitch
>>707517172
Grab her by the pussy and kiss her!
>>707517238
Roll
>>707517238
Rolling for this
>>707517172
BECAUSE YOU JUST GOT PRANKED HAHA, THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT THERE
>>707517373
rolling for this
>>707511754
We must secure the existence of a kek land for our kek children.
>>707517172
roll for this>>707517270
followed by this>>707517238
op you gotta take back veto rights on this thread or everyone's just gunna fuck it up for you. you actually have a chance here
>>707517172
Because you are really annoying
>>707517270
Roll
>>707517412
roll roll roll roll
>>707517238
This might save you anon
Will you help me become a happy man? All I need is you and a hand to get rid if this boner I'm rocking right now
>>707517373
MUST... NOT... RE... ROLL... FOR....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK IT REROLL!
Because... Im gay
>>707517172
It's difficult to expose my true feelings to the woman I love.
>>707517433
WINNAAH
>>707517433
winrir
>>707517415
Might work, do it OP
please send me pictures of your feet
>>707517144
D-D-D-DENIED
>this thread
>>707517144
denying this because why not
My uncle touched me with his 11th finger when I was 9
>>707511754
Get nudes OP!
Can we just forget about this? I'm too horny rn to care.
>>707517433
followed by this>>707517238
>>707517667
off by one
>>707517704
Oh fuck, winrar
>>707517238
Rollerino
I'd what I'm saying. Just show me your tits so I can feel better.
there are days where i feel shitty and that's whatever, but then there are days where i think i'm actually going to make it. like i'm actually going to be okay, and those days are the worst. i hate hoping for things. i hate dreaming and constantly falling short. i hate wanting something only to be disappointed. i just want to become an hero
>>707517757
Rolling
>>707517827
roll
I'm all about that bass bout that bass. No treble.
>>707517806
i dont think you understand what dubs are, you fucking retard
>>707517861
rollerino
rip op
>>707517757
57, 56
>55
I'm sorry I can't lie about his anymore... I don't actually want to be more than friends with you but I ant your mom.... She's so sensual
Look. I'm sorry I'm so awkward. I'm sorry that this has been a clusterfuck of a text.
I don't know when, but one day I realize how much you mattered to me. This sounds really dumb and cringy,i know, but I fell for you. Hard.
Do you want to go to a movie or something sometime?
>>707517919
fucking roll cunt
>>707517757
CHECK MUH FIFTY FIVE DUMB CUCKS
>>707517911
WINRAR
>>707517955
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>707517955
I DID IT GUYS OP POST THIS NOW
LET ME CUM IN YOUR ASS LIKE A KIKE NIGGER BABEH
Where my Goddamn DUBS at?????
I really want to spank your mom.
>>707517955
Gay! Quit helping OP
>>707517911
winrarrrr
>>707517911
>>707517955
Winrar
>>707517955
Sometime.... Makes it sound so weak
>>707518090
Gay!
Shut the fuck up newfag!
>>707518031
Reroll
>>707517827
OP this fucks you, don't
I was wondering if you wanted to cuck my sock
>>707518031
Rolling
>>707518177
WINRAR
>>707518128
That's the point
I'm sorry for making no sense. Truth is I'm a huge fucking cuck that can't approach a girl by myself so I'm asking 4chan for help like a fucking beta faggot. You deserve a real man and not a pathetic pussy like me
>>707517911
winrar
dick pic
>>707518258
Roll
>>707518177
Funny, but no.
Post good shit OP, This aint a "Dubs decides thread" anymore, This is a "Help OP get a GF Thread".
C'mon OP deliver
>>707517955
The fuck OP, send this
OP U STILL ALIVE?
Ive never told you this because im a female on the inside..
It takes OP Some time to deliver, but he will eventually...
I Hope...
>>707518549
YAAAAAAAS
You're so pretty and I really like you. It's just that I don't know if you'll agree with my extreme views on islam.
>>75228694
Look...
>>707518549
Your pussy is gonna get loose when I slip it in
*Insert duck pic*
>>707518549
I rate it a solid might work. Post her reply OP or we'll rape you.
Why are you helping him? If he genuinely needs help from a place as retarded as /b he probably doesn't deserve to be with this girl as he'll most likely fuck it up and get cucked by some African
>>707518644
winner winner chicken dinner
I'm alone at come, come here, faggot
>>707518713
>/b
Summer isn't over yet?
Check em
OP, If this shit doesnt work... remember...
>>707514970
>>707515033
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>707518549
No more suggestions OP, you just take it from here and post updates
>>707518713
/b/isn't completely heartless . Just broken
>>707518642
Are you my sister? Fuck this bullshit
>>707518830
this
>>707518830
Meh, some guys actually post some good stuff here, OP Take what you like BUT YOU MUST keep us updated
>>707518830
This so much
NEW THREAD? NEW THREAD. HELP OP GET A GF
>>707518834
Not the point I was making. Isn't about being heartless... Its just about knowing what to put effort into and what not to put effort Into. If he needs help and isn't just fucking around things will just end poorly. Dont even want imagine what an awkward and socially handicapped fuck he must be to come here for assistance
>>707518966
Dubs talked, no more suggestions, pick what you like and make sure to keep us updated.
>>707518644
Winrar op
>>707518830
Do t be a dumbass, op. You got this shit from here. Continue to sweet talk her.
"sry thought this was me moms number lel"
>>707518966
Dubs of truth. Be careful OP, make your own decisions. No more dubs, just ideas, and good luck
>>707518966
dubs speak truth, pick what u like op but keep us informed good luck
POST HER REPLY OP
Has she replied yet?
>>707519061
But anon, if /b/ helps someone who can't keep a gf to get one, then the inevitable soul crushing breakup was our doing. Win/win
>>707511754
Say yes and then tell her she needs to tell him to POO IN LOO
*WAITING INTENSIFIES*
Nah, ill wait, make it quick OP, Before the thread gets 404'd!
>>707519326
True shit. Thank you for opening my eyes to that
>>707519444
>Trips
QUICK OP WE CANT WAIT FOREVER!
>>707519444
404s or 444s niggerwut
>>707519554
OP WTF
>>707519554
#rekt
>>707519554
BAH
>>707519554
RIP the dream
"Can i atleast get nudes?
>>707519554
zach wine?
>>707519554
just kidding you basic slut
Look this isn't really going anywhere, let's just exchange dick pics instead
>>707519554
>OP Said the islam shit.
GOOD RIDDLE, GOOD LUCK GETTING A GF
we just got cucked guys, abandon
>>707519554
OP DIDN'T POST THIS
>>707517911
Op come on put the whole Islam text in there
>>707519554
what the fuck did you post nigger
>>707518644
top kek
at least i have my dog's pussy
>>707519554
you're a fucking faggot you know that
Remember how I said I was trying to make this less awkward? The Islam thing was supposed to be a joke.
I'm just really nervous.
Also, OP, stop taking terrible ideas
This thread is dildos
>>707519554
What there to be confused about I am in Love with you and have bin since the day I met you you wrecked perfect in every way your smile your laugh the way you do that thing with your lip when your think I love it all
>>707519748
>this
Dont be a fag op i wanna see the whole screenshot
This whole conversation was actually a bunch of people from 4chan just telling me what to say. I love you but I am sorry <3 "then link the thread"
>>707519833
eyy
Well for 1, I will not allow you to go outside without a hijab. You must always be modest.
haha im messing with you, i'm doing a study on weird texts. Oh by the way can you send me a picture of your feet? I need it for my collection.
>>707519554
it's all over
>>707519630
this pls
and post here
>>707519875
Rolling
>>707519554
I'm very sorry OP we have all been thru something like this.
>>707518644
topkek
JUST A PRANK SIS, THERE'S A CAMERA RIGHT THERE
>>707519983
OP DO THIS ONE
>>707519554
Does this mean i don't get to ride the cool rollercoasters?
>>707519997
Gtfo my /b/ faggot.
>>707519833
do it op, don't be a faggot
Ugh, forget the izlam thing im just... tired, ill try to grow some balls and say what i wanted to say to you loud and clear, I Like you, simple as that, i always felt attracted to you, Just now you tried helping me, appreciate that, but i don't think im going to kill myself or anything like that, don't get scrared, haha... atleast i dont think im going to kill myself yet...
>send pic and say
Grate now I'm more depressed someone stole my fuckig toilet seat why I was out today
>>707519833
don't be a fucking pussy OP do this shit
>>707519983
roll for OP's sake
Whelp you got shot down, time for "send dem tits bitch."
>>707520167
C R I N G E
>>707519983
roll
>>707520167
>>707519875
One of these
>>707519554
Say "Well, at least I tried, now I think I can kill myself in peace" scare the fuck out of her
>>707520308
damn dude you're fucking retarded
>>707520308
What the hell did you say OP?
>>707520308
OP is gay confirmed
>>707520308
what does she look like? op
>>707520308
Answer from your heart, Zach
Post your response
>>707519875
>>707520167
C'mon OP, You wanted us to get you a GF, This is the way, take it or GTFO
Also, don't forget to keep us updated
>>707519554
"So you watch WWE?"
>>707520231
Kek this
>>707520445
damn, so close
reroll
>>707520445
Rollin for this
>>707520302
J O K E
O
K
E
>>707519983
Rolling
>GIMME THOSE DUBS FOR OPS SAKE
niggers tongue my anus please
>>707520308
>aren't you into guys now
OP what did you tell this chick
ITT: a handful of fucking virgins vicariously living through a bisexual OP who gives 0 fucks about this girl.
its all a prank haha, see you at school
>>707520439
Rerollingi
>>707519554
Yeah, I converted. But I still want you, and only you. Unfortiantly you also have to convert or I'll have to come over and do something unpleasant.
>>707520308
Fuck Islam. But only if I can fuck you.
>>707520231
Do this
two options
if you want to stay friends with her, beta the fuck out and say 'that's ok your friendship means so much blahblah'
otherwise link her the thread
Well maybe you will accept them.. what do think about a global caliphate?
>>707520231
roll
brb killing myself
>>707520231
rolling
>>707520231
rickroll
