Just met this qt, she's into vidya and shit.
What the hell do I say to her? I don't wanna fuck this up
Ask some general questions but dont seem to anxious, you got this anon
who cares if she likes video games, it's like saying they like movies. It doesn't mean that they are something special.
JUST TALK TO HER LIKE YOU WOULD A NORMAL PERSON ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
>>707488794
Plus put some spacing between your replies
Now what?
>>707489072
Defuq....like...what? Why would you ask that? Is this bait?
>>707489204
>>707489072
Now she's going to tgink you're gay, might aswell ask if they are gay
>>707489072
Are either of them hot?
what do I fucking do
Hahahahaha OP you so autismal
>>707489321
HELLO?!
Could just say "just wondering"
Just do her a favor and block her, it's obvious you're too retarded to even try to hold a conversation.
>>707489321
either say "Are either of them hot?" as a fucking meme or tell her ur just getting to know her better
>>707489321
"sry, was poopin"
Was this excuse good enough?
>>707489321
Oh my fuck...
>>707489447
Yeah agreed, just say you want to get to know her better
>>707489321
this is fucking gold ahaha
What do you mean what you should say?
You should meet up with her as soon as possible.
>>707489556
"The mail came"
>Oh.
>>707489556
Loloololollo lo lolollolollololoollòllololololololloll
>>707488561
post pic of yourself op
>>707489556
Its over...give it a rest, if she text you next time try again. If not, oh well
Perhaps just tell her I want to know more about you
>>707489556
>3:48pm
>the mail came
>>707489556
>had to go calm my pets down
Lol
fuck she's catching on
>>707488561
what is stable enough to live in but not that hard either?
>>707489903
>some birds and a lizard
Op this is too much dude
>>707489903
What do you mean catching on? Why are you spinning a shitty web of lies in the first place??
>>707489556
Holy crap dude just go back to R9K already
>>707489903
are you honestly this fucking autistic
>>707489903
Why didnt you just say 2 dogs?
>>707489903
lol quality stuff
>>707489903
>>707489556
why are you writing to each other in skype wtf? call her?!?!
>>707489556
>>707489903
You fucking idiot op
>>707489903
are you honestly this fucking autistic or are you just pretending
>>707489903
Yeah tell her your birds are just fucking spastic.
Chicks love that random goofy shit.
>>707489903
>Lied about my pets,was thinking about an answer because you are making me nervous and I dont want to ruin this great conversation
>>707489903
tell her you got like 10 parrots
>>707489903
Just say something like
>have you ever seen my birds? The fuckers go apeshit when the mailman comes.
>>707489903
This cannot be real
Hello /r/4chan.
>>707490095
OP is too socially autistic to communicate like a normal human hes barely keeping this afloat
>>707489903
Nah...nah nah nah, this is bait. This has to be
>>707490216
I want to believe
This is gold right here. Someone screencap
This thread
FUCK
>>707490440
NOW THE PLOT THICKENS
I, uhh, sent her the link to this thread
>>707490440
KEK
>>707490440
it was a ruse all along
Completely laughed my boner away to this shit, even if its bait
>>707490440
WHOS THE FUCKER!
>>707490440
Hahahahahaha that was me
put me in the r/4chan screencap
>>707490543
Sry Dude hahahahh
>>707490440
whatever faggot that was sure dislikes fun
>>707490440
Hey mom im on tv :D
>>707490568
oh you did it too?
>>707490440
get fucked OP
>>707490440
You done messed up OP
>>707490568
>>707490440
Haha op you fucking cuck
You can still salvage it though
This is going straight to the top of /r/4chan
>>707490440
ur fukin dun kiddo'
>>707490601
fuck off cancer redditfag
>>707490440
quality thread anon
Hahahaha that escalated quickly xD
This has to be fake, I swear.
Nobody can be this retarded in real life.
>>707490440
Hello Sam
sharpie in the pooper
>>707490648
>>707490496
She got multiple links????
HAHAHHAHA
>>707490440
this is fucking gold OP. You're officially a fucking moron
It's over /b/. Thanks a lot
>>707490391
stop posting desu
>>707490434
>>707490861
Get fucked you looser now go back to R9K
>>707490861
What a fucking autistic moron, you deserve all of this OP. You have brought shame to your entire bloodline, kill yourself please.
>>707490861
rip op
>>707490861
>>707488794
And here I was trying to help...got a good laugh at least
>>707490861
Smell of the victory
>>707490861
OP try again with another girl and we will guide you through it from start to finish, Just remember to censor their names
Well, that was some wasted potential, but I guess "chris" got a new friendo.
>>707490861
babe?
>>707490861
Babe?? The bait is too strong. You gonna need a bigger boat
Remember you have dozens of lizards afraid of mailmen in your house
>>707490440
Why the fuck do people still do this text screenshot shit when some anon like this guy always fucks it up? You guys are asking for it at this point.
>>707490978
+1
>>707490861
eat shit you stupid fag
>>707490861
>babe can we please just start over
Hilarious, OP, you did good
Now find another girl and this time censor her name
>>707491119
At least its not raining.
i have the feeling this is all bait
>>707490861
>chrism1027 is his username
It's showtime.
Fake and gay. But still entertaining.
I'm conflicted.
If you're reading this QT girl. Op really just wanted to try, autism isnt a joke, he actually seeked help just to talk to you.
Don't care what some say but that's pretty sweet in my books, hats off to you autistic OP
rip op we didnt even get tits
>>707491342
Cmon man, don't
someone poist screenshots of this here please
Top kek
>>707491342
Can confirm this is his skype name
The ride never ends op, the ride never ends.
>>707491517
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time
>fuck you chrism1027
>>707491342
>Chris mack
https://gyazo.com/0a42d98ac74100966bd235121b77f1d3
>>707490440
>>707491757
AHAHAHAHAHA
I've never seen this site before but can you stop spamming my contacts? please?
I just want to move on from this creep ok?
grab your pitchforks ladies and gents
its time to git us a chrism1027
Op is fucking retarded
This was all an elaborate ploy by OP to get us to come after whoever this Chris guy is
This is Gold!
>>707491893
>rip my nigga op
kek'd
>>707491893
kek rip op
>>707491893
Awwwww shit
Fuck you Chris. Even if bait and and all is bullshit, fuck you, seriously.
>>707491893
Look at the top left. She left her skype in.
so many thick juicy plots developing I cant fucking keep up
>>707491893
You forgot to censor the top bar you bimbo.
>>707491893
Thanks for blurring my info, you have more sense than op kek
>>707488561
your first mistake was coming here for advice
>>707492123
HAHAHAHAHA
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER
>>707492123
That's her shit not mine
>>707492123
>>707492154
>>707491893
Post nudes? will make cake
>>707491893
COMFIRMED FAKE
THIS IS A 10-MINUTE-MAIL ACCOUNT
YOU'RE ALL BEING BATED
God i love this thread
>>707492115
right?
>>707491893
That email in the top tab, obvious bait is obvious.
>>707492232
HAHAHHAHAHA SURE IT IS OP :)
>[email protected]
nothing is real anymore.
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>SCREENCAP THIS SHIIIT
>>707492462
>no idea how Skype works
also not op
>>707492154
"kek"
op detected
>never been here before
>>707488561
>The year of our lord 2016
>Asking /b/ for advice on picking up girls
>I shiggy diggy
>>707490440
>>707492728
You guys know you could've just looked up the name in first post to find her right? That's how everyone found her to begin with
>type in search bar
>Sammi Gold'n
>one result
And it ain't even summer.
She's into vidya? ask her if she's a PC or console. If console drop that bitch
>>707493205
Check above contents of thread, she labeled op as a "creep"
rip op
>>707492278
Ew you freak what is wrong with you creep
Kek
>>707493373
C'mon show me that flat chest you "gamur girl"
>>707489321
"Sorry was masturbating, Y'know how it is"
>>707493453
Fucking Top KEK
I'm gonna try to get some, wish me luck anons
>>707493453
Kek
>>707489556
>the mail came
>oh
Kek
>>707493673
Good luck anon
Also she is in this thread
>>707493673
>the lord kek wills it
blessed be thy laughter
kek
>>707489903
You had to calm your fucking birds and lizard down because of the mail
>the lord kek wills it
>WHAT???
Hahahahahahaha I can't get over this you filthy miserable anons
>>707493673
>mfw this is really wrong
>mfw im here laughing my ass off eating toast
>>707489903
Hahahahahahahahhahah
>>707493673
To be honest I kinda feel sorry for her. Poor OP only wanted the poos but instead it back fired because he's to stupid to censor her name either that or he's to lazy.
>>707493553
kok
this whole thread pic related
>>707493673
>lord kek
>It hurts to breathe
>>707493673
Bring kek the glorious nudes
>>707493673
top luls
>>707490861
Do you know where you are?
I've been here 11 years and after the first few years you learn the basics... NO INFO, BLOCK OUT USERNAMES ETC... AND JUST DON'T BE A USELESS CUNT.
>>707494190
Doing gods work.....SEND MORE DICK PICS STAT!!!
holy shit op you really fucked up
>>707493947
uh yeah, got toast, too!
>>707494190
She has dick pics?
>>707494444
quads
>>707493673
praise kek. godspeed anon.
>>707494444
checked.
>she does now!
this literally applies so hard right now.
Quards have spoken>>707494444
POST THE DICKPICS HERE
>>707494444
Oh shit.
>>707494375
just what this fucking thread needs, god damn it
>>707494571
If threads had banners
>>707493673
>the lord kek wills it
hahaha my sides
>>707494190
We're getting closer lads
>>707494619
with usernames. let's widen the circle!
>>707490440
You're fucking done man. The jigs up, she's seen that you made all that shit up. Good luck salvaging this shit
>>707494824
fine work anon.
>>707488561
This fucking thread
>>707494824
>lolno
lauging so hard right now
Thank you for cheering up my night OP, thank you anon for being bat shit crazy as always.
I've been here since 06 and seen some funny shit, but this one escalated like my dick to linetrap that magnificent first time.
>>707494824
Fucking YES
>>707493673
>the lord kek
i lost
Anon turned this shit up to 11 and made it one to remember. Rip op faggot.
>>707490861
Considering what a retarded faggot you are, I'd say this is for the best
>>707495060
Stfu retard
I hope you learned a lesson OP.. fucking idiot.
OP, Seriously, i know you fucked up real bad, but you've made everyone else's nights. Thank you.
Now where the tits at?
>>707494824
Good ol' 4chan
>>707494190
whats her username m8?
>>707495237
Workin' on it bb, sit back and enjoy the ride
I was here
Oc pic i took laughed my balls off love ya /b/
>>707495306
Just type name in OP's picture in Skype and click search, she's the only one that comes up
>>707495330
Thanks, love you anon.
This thread is turning directions real fast.
Gonna spam dat bitch.
>>707495123
finnish cunt
/sweden
>>707494824
ask her "what that mouth do"
ADD ME IN THE SCREENCAP NIGGERS
OP didn't get the poos, now all hell is being rained down on the poor chick. Fuckin Christ, man...
>>707490440
HOLY SHIT SHE ACTUALLY DID IT
I'm fucking crying from laughter. OP is just so fucking retarded. Holy shit.
I have a feeling this is all bullshit
what dat mouth do
>>707495695
TOP MOTHER FUCKING KEK MY MAN
>>707495695
BASED
>>707495652
Go cry somewhere else faggot
>>707495695
Do we stop?
>>707495695
good first step. but there's obviously a lot of room for improvement.
UPLOAD NOW FAG
Translation: "Hello :) I found your profile on a contact exchange site. Are you Sam?"
Let's see if she reacts.
>>707495755
kek thanks anon
Boobs now
Why not get OP doxx? Double the fun.
>>707495695
Is it legit?
>>707495695
godspeed
>>707495695
That's not an ass, that's a skirt. Make her redo.
>>707495799
When she shows us her dick we will stop
>>707495695
AHAHAHA
>>707495799
It doesn't work like that.
The ride never stops.
>>707495695
post full sized pic here!!!!
>>707495695
Lets leave it now.
Seriously, i recognize her. I really don't want to have to get involved with this shit.
>>707495695
gratz for blackmailing successfully anon. i'm so proud!! keep up the good work
>>707493768
One of the few times i legit laughed instead of breathing through my nose kek
>>707495881
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
>Falling forbait
This isn't old 4chan it's probably OP taking pictures of his ass so you all fap to it...
>>707495799
>>707495695
upload the ass pic on its own
>>707495911
So be it.
>>707495911
KEK WILLS IT!
>>707495123
i lost my shit at "hola gorgonzola"
Time to keep pressing
I cannot believe you retarded assholes pulled it off.
*fucking slow clap*
>>707495917
this
>>707495695
10/10 anon. Call up the scribe, have the thread screencapped
>>707495695
ALRIGHT. Fuck! Cool it faggots
this thread seems too good to be true, feels staged af
>>707496042
Well she won't answer me so this is either bullshit or she has gotten enough.
this whole fucking derailed thread
>>707495799
if i roll trips, we stop
Ask for more
>>707496042
fucking post the pic itself in thread
>>707496057
we are all going to walk the dinosaur mark my words!
>>707495919
Stfu you pussy ass ain't gonna do shit so sit the fuck down.
This thread sure is neat!
>>707496117
That's because it is staged. OP used throwaway email account just look at the email address for this girl.
He was trying to get this chrism guy doxxed.
>>707495166
that list is outdated/shit/useless
posting in epic thread
>>707496042
You're doing God's work, anon... Kekgod's work
>>707496161
Faggot
>>707496042
ahha ha haha, Okay this getting less okay.
>>707496323
his is happening real time can confirm from the time stamps of the chat. It aligns with my west coast timezone.
>>707496455
stop being a pussy newfag
I call this bullshit. That 'girl' does not answer so she either blocked me or ignores me. She could've easily done that with eveyone.
This thread is quickly descending into fucking madness
>>707496455
exactly my thoughts. thanks for the reaction image too.
>>707489072
Ask if the sister is younger.
>>707496519
Had you come earlier you probably could've spoken to her like half the thread did
>>707496323
>>707496519
She responded to me. if she is real, cant imagine she'll want to respond to 50 autist trolls.
Inb4catfish
Any progress?
SHOE ON HEAD
>>707496455
>>707496555
Nice digits faggots now kys
ANONS get to work and thread cap this. Make Op the ultimate example of WHY YOU DON'T POST PERSONAL INFORMATION ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE!
>>707496628
>>707496663
Yeah sure but why would she answer in the first place if she obviously knows how to block/ignore people?
She must be hell of an attention whore than.
She hasn't responded in awhile. Is our fun over?
Put me in screencap!
>>707496792
sharp af
This is so funny XD
I want to believe.
>>707496885
Maybe she is finding something to stick up there
>>707496885
just post the full fucking picture here already
Oh what a day, what a lovely day
>>707497013
Just a perfect day? to keep hanging on.
I'm on tears right now
I'm new to 4chan, is this normal? I'm fucking loving it
>>707489903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYEC4TZsy-Y
Ok people. Listen up.
I know most of you autists don't know about this, but every now and then some gigantic virgin takes time out of his life to fake a scenario like this, for the luls. The girl is not real, the pics are old, the accounts are his, and it's one and the same person getting a kick out of you morons believing this shit. Threads like this pop up once or twice every week. It's not real.
/thread
>>707497096
Yes, also lurk more faggot
>>707497096
Pretty much to be honest, but you would have to look at more boards than just /b/
>>707496885
Can you post full pic here? Has it any info in it?
>>707497169
Very likely, but you don't /thread your own post retard.
/thread
>>707497096
You're one lucky motherfucker. This shit rarely ever happens. It's gold.
She got friends all over the world :^)
>>707490861
OH :(
>>707497169
Shhhh, im enjoying it.
>>707497169
I kind of agree with you but don't end it with "/thread" like a fucking idiot next time fuckface.
>>707496885
>Since you made us wait so long
a true /b/ro
>>707497096
Wait until you find a best of 4chan thread.
>>707490440
>>707490861
