Rekt thread
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Rekt thread
Something wicked this way come.......
I think there is a plot against rekt thread.
>>707485771
He is already fried up so the fall was nothing.
The pain from the fall alone could take hours to kill him.
>>707485771
Damn that was a lot of nerve gas
>>707485767
NOPE. . . . . . NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>707485771
What happened?
>>707486099
>dat filename
>>707485640
I masturbated to that video a few times
>>707486186
Holy shit that thing just fell like 60 feet to concrete and shot up and ran away how the fuck is that possible
>>707486586
because its a cat
>>707486586
>cats
>terminal volocity
>>707486586
niggas a cat
>>707486657
Expain your logic. How the fuck did that not break bones
>>707486901
cat are rubber
>>707486586
For humans it's 60 feet but for a cat it's 60 paws and a paw is about 2 inches. So it really only fell about 10 feet.
>>707486901
cats have sturdy feet
>>707486901
cat can fall lots
>>707486586
the terminal velocity of a cat is only about 60 mph. A fall from any height can be safe for a cat if they land right.
>>707485640
I don't think he eats for enjoyment.
>>707486901
cats cats cats thanks for derailing the thread, google search? fuxk that
>>707487121
Fuck you, we're talking about cats. Also, fuck you.
>>707485771
That ending was shocking.
>end my suffering
>>707486590
Shit
>>707487121
>>707486590
scared me jeez
>>707486901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruXwMDAEcB8
>>707486901
some bulgarian cats can fly, ignorant
>>707487368
sauce
> And another for your viewing pleasure.
>>707487496
Ummm... does anyone know why he seemingly randomly punched that old lady out but nobody even reacted. Even the old duded was like "huh."
>>707487701
she was too close to him.
deserved it, imo.
>>707487701
Looks like an accident to me
>>707486355
Electrical arch flash
Never complete a current between 2 hot legs or a hot leg and neutral if youre feeling unlucky. Then this happens
>>707486963
>wt filename is too good
>>707486586
Cats have a low terminal velocity in addition to being able to open up their legs and use their loose skin as a rudimentary glider. It's not enough to fly or even control their movement but it's enough to slow their descent.
tldr CATS ARE MAEGIC!
>>707485767
hehehe maybe he went from one ear to the other
>>707487701
She poisoned him with neurotoxin
>>707487832
>Electrical arch flash
+ neutrogen + some secret shit = nerve gas
>>707487808
>>707487791
These are funny but not a good reason. Anyone know the ACTUAL reason?
>>707487504
best filename ever
>>707487997
Old bitch was probably talking shit.
>>707487368
Awwwwwww...
>>707487997
>ACTUAL reason
is not a woman, is a spy dressed as a granny trying to inject nerve gas to the young hero
>>707485771
>>707487368
lel
>>707485640
Why is that duck so big?
>>707488279
she is ok?
>>707486901
Skydive training fam
>>707488384
because eats all those iguanas
>>707487368
kek
>>707488449
Fucking lost. Top kek. What kind of idiot doesn't blow out the flaming shot before trying to drink it? Or fills the cup that full, for that matter. Hopefully it burned itself bad enough it won't reproduce.
>>707487368
sauce??
>>707486423
fuck you
>>707487573
Not naming it "4chan and the internet"
>>707488591
Are there any women here?
>>707485767
I HAVE SERVED IN WARS AND WATCHED MY BROTHERS DIE BUT THIS IS HORRIFYING ON A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL HOLY SHIT!
>>707487701
>>707487997
two clicks plebians. two fuck'n clicks.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/caught-cctv-brutal-thug-punches-6441211
>>707486980
so u think that cats deny psysichs, very same that us humans must obey?
>>707488591
sandniggers gonna sandnig
>>707489779
>psysichs
lrn2science
>>707488449
>crotch on fire from drink
>pours more alcohol on crotch to try to put it out
he did the gene pool a favor
>>707486901
Cats have been the masters of parkour even longer than ferrets, mate.
>>707489779
What? Did you even read my post? I gave a perfectly plausible physical explanation as to why cats survive falls from such heights.
>>707488991
....no
>>707485767
>>707488601
So thats why trains derail
>>707487701
She was being an annoying cunt. The old dude is her husband. He's like "Huh" because he's known this day would come for about 40 years already - He just never knew when it would happen. So when it finally did, he was like "Huh.. Someone finally punched that nagging cunt.. Good for him.."
>>707489890
*sceiynce
>>707486590
Not gonna lie, that made me jump.
>>707490661
>>707490661
Samefag
>>707490813
what exactly are you trying to prove?? kek
>>707491224
Well, I'm not wrong, am I?
>>707491162
>dat filename
>>707491333
you arent wrong no
>>707491162
That file name, kek.
>>707491162
Russia - Were crossing a road is just level 2 of Russian Roulette.
>>707487069
so you're saying if i drop a cat from space and it re-enters the atmosphere, its only going to be going 60 mph?
Hey i know a guy that needs some dick pics or whatever you guys wanna send him on snapchat. Bcatt1. Reply snaps you send him
>>707491594
Yeah, after it burned and disintegrated.
>>707491594
in this specific case, 62mph
>>707491594
Welcome to middle school level physics
>>707491594
Even within the atmosphere, it depends on the cat. Not every cat can survive a 5 story free fall. A young healthy weight and conscious cat will probably survive because they get tense, puff up, and broaden their legs so all their extra skin, slows their fall enough so it doesn't fracture their legs.
A cat falling from orbit would be unconscious, so it wouldn't instinctively maneuver, it would be dead before it hit the ground, probably, too.
>>707486354
Never gets old.
>>707491228
Brutal
>>707492034
to be fair, it's not that simple. The cat has to be conscious, because it requires a specific falling maneuver, and also, the health of the cat is important, because some fatass 10 year old housecat will probably NOT pull it off either if we're talking about falling off like a skyscraper.
>>707492283
Will this cat make it?
>>707487832
>complete a current
you can complete a circuit.
and current can flow.
and the circuit was completed over earth, phase -> human resistor -> earth
>>707492563
And yes, I saved this picture 5 times. Don't judge.
>>707487573
HOLD THE LINE!!!!!
>>707488591
soon in europe
>>707488591
Dropped him on his head...the stoning was pointless.
>>707488235
>>707491228
Is he deb
>>707492563
THAT Cat's terminal velocity is probably higher than the speed of sound, so it's fair to say it and whatever it hit and anything in the immediate area would be slagged.
>>707491535
boring
>>707489142
Fuck off you wannabe newfag.
>>707492985
The real question is, will it land on its feet?
>>707485640
What is this bird?
>>707485767
It looked like it went straight for his ass
>>707491535
>>707493164
a swan
>>707493115
No, it really wouldn't unless it was built for it, which it isn't.
Wind resistance and initial trajectory, as well as the aerodynamics of the body would determine whether it spins uncontrollably all the way. Honestly, even if the damn thing had jet thrusters it's so unweildly, any attempt to maneuver would throw it into a spin again. It would impact like a fucking bomb, too.
>>707493017
Here's something better.
>>707493444
goring
>>707487273
where the fuck did it come from exactly
>>707491535
>BerserkExecution.jpg.eyeballs
>>707485767
not okay
>>707487504
with sound is better, you can hear a pelvis breaking
>>707493538
You called?
>>707493709
I knew that would get people
>>707488591
>liberals want to import these people in mass to Europe just because they are brown
>>707487368
that is what you call a "pussy cat"
>>707493566
here
>http://www.kongregate.com/games/light_bringer777/learn-to-fly
>>707485767
Sure just let it run off. Nbd.
>>707485767
Why didn't the person grab it, now it's gone down to the butthole
>>707487496
was that a target?
>>707493802
topkek³
>>707493676
>Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to meet our Lord and Saviour?
>>707487368
That girl is perfect.
>>707493846
this is what we need
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnLdrAvb4w
>>707493965
kek
Most of this shit is the law of natural selection at work
>>707487496
he is going to jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcA72tw8OU0
>>707485640
Does anyone have that webm of a piano falling on a car completely flattening it? Any sort of car being completely flattened while someone is driving it is fine by me though.
>>707485771
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag...
>>707494270
kek
>>707493343
Whats the movie
>>707493566
not a penguin. bird that nests on a cliff and has to get to the ocean once they've grown enough. They live, usually.
>>707494136
Not my department
>>707485767
I'm totally saving it
>>707494592
Man, the blood spray is so damn satisfying... like, what the fuck was he expecting to happen?
>>707488591
peacefulrefugees.webm
>>707494757
I know I saved some of the best I posted the fucking thing coming out of the kids ear
>>707493806
Fucking argentinians
>>707494592
saying he went under 2 wheels that isnt just his brain flying across the road, its his organs.
>>707494757
He was trying to jump over the truck but miscalculated a little.
>>707491336
Sheeeeeiiiiiiitttt
>>707493444
>how do you do?
>>707486590
Jumped. Fucking magnets.
This thread started alright, but then it turned to the regurgitated shit some fucking faggot posts in every thread that we've seen a thousand fucking times. Kill yourself you worthless fucking faggot, cant even be fucked to find new material, i bet your faggot ass lives on 4chan
>>707495195
Pretty well
>>707493676
does anyone know story to this or has any link? I did google search but didn't find anything.
>>707495366
Muslim girl scouts.
>>707495472
What do you mean?
>>707495448
Nederland, kutland, waar alle wijven zwak zijn en de mannen zwakzinnig.
>>707495355
perfect
>>707495313
Fuck you let's see something new then
>>707489146
Baby wolf spiders
>>707495620
You're right, man, coffee on your keyboard is the real rekt.
>>707486527
Holy fucking shit guy
>>707493444
Ahh i have been expecting you mister bond.
>>707495989
Kek
>>707493444
MIND=BLOWN
>>707486186
What How
>>707496063
Also kek
>>707487997
Talk shit get banged
>>707493444
>is there something in my hair?
>>707496473
Fucking hell
>>707491228
Every time I see this I think it's my friend Josh. Looks a lot like him, acts exactly like him... really wish I could verify who this is.
>>707486586
Adrenaline and fuck you physics.
>>707487368
cat goddess.webm
>>707486354
Insta monk
>>707496719
What happened?
>>707488551
LMAO
>>707487504
And they let these guys join the EU, what a perfect plan.
>>707486980
Checked the math, it adds up.
>>707486099
fucking kek
>>707496606
kinda hot, more?
>>707491535
So, when are ISIS going to do a collab with the SloMo guys?
>>707493965
Would you grab it? Honestly?
>>707497399
I would grab it by the pussy.
>>707486031
>>707486099
catocalypse is approaching
>>707495448
Fucking white manlets not knowing how to treat a female.
>>707497565
ayy
>>707497780
>fatmanfadora.jpg
>>707495620
>Nederland, kutland, waar alle wijven zwak zijn en de mannen zwakzinnig.
Moet jij niet allang in bed liggen ? Overigens, er zijn vrouwelijke kooivechters en echte mannen die jou graag even bijpraten.
>>707495448
Dumbass, they were playing. It's so fucking obvious.
>>707486527
That's not how your meant to do it lol! Get a .5-1.5mm bit then do it by hand
>>707488279
>every spanish tap
>>707487273
poor little burd :(((
>>707496606
Moar
>>707496952
russia gonna take care of it
>>707488591
Is this Germany?
>>707485640
hahaha what an asshole
>>707496728
meow.
>>707485767
>>707486527
Put a ring through it?
>>707491336
>freehat.webm
>>707496886
they burnt
>>707486901
Jesus christ, cats have the capability
How can you drop a bug and it not explode when it hits the ground? It can't get going fast enough to break the exoskeleton
Same goes for a cat. They don't fall that fast and their bones are flexible. Couple that with an innate ability to land on their feet and voila; cats can fall great distances and survive.
>>707498592
lost
>>707498592
I like your thinking.
>>707498675
How?
>>707489146
And you may ask yourself, 'How did I get here?'
>>707498911
Fire.
>>707485771
What a stupid faggot
>>707488279
why pour it out again?! Ecologics is no joke, goddammit!
>>707499067
I don't understand
>>707486901
>>707486586
Have you heard of flying squirrels? Same concept. Cats are extremely maneuverable and agile, so their skin is very loose to allow that free range of movement. Furthermore during a high freefall a cat will instinctively become tense, fluff up, and spread their legs to accept the coming ground, and doing so allows a great deal of wind resistence to slow their fall since it catches all their loose skin.
Not all cats will survive falls like that though. Only young, healthy cats can do it and they can still seriously hurt themselves in the fall.
It also goes without saying that the cat must be aware and conscious for it to maneuver properly in the first place.
>>707494463
Ur gay: part 2, OP rapes ur butt
>>707499269
>filename
Topkek
ALBANIA: [at Tirana American Hospital]
57-year-old Canaj Lefter (from Girjrokastra, Albania) brought a 1-Litre bottle of petrol into the hospital and proceeded to assassinate his victim along with two innocent women bystanders with it. The victims were undergoing kidney dialysis and the killer also died from his injuries. Pretty much EVERYBODY DIED except the doctor - who ran away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzhUXBsaoA
>>707491336
not naming it
>nigger detector 9000
>>707496719
>>707496886
He was obviously trying to kill the man. He didn't want him to live.
>>707496606
>>707499373
>kill the man
How?
>>707494136
nah, he's just getting a bigger shovel for that
>>707498343
No, but this >>707496606 is germany.
>>707499684
story?
>>707492985
yes, its incredible high speed.
>>707490187
Cat Snek can't jump
>>707486186
one life less of his seven...
>>707488449
Imagine if he managed to get it down his throat
>>707499778
I think she slept with the other girls boyfriend or so, i'm not sure anymore.
>>707486963
niggers..
>>707499509
geh sterben du antifant
>>707489146
that filename killed me
>>707499778
bitches will be bitches and
opfaz will be opfaz
>>707486590
fuck you
>>707499216
Why is this fellow spilling his inner liquids in shades of red through his man-mammaries!?
>>707491162
Hmmm..... *ponder*
>ghosts "caught on tape"
>usually shows a door, gate, etc. closing or moving on its own
>dark souls
>bloodstains
>>707500570
ha! german Faden became langweig?
>>707500948
Running a marathon means running for a long time. As you run your shirt, wet and heavy with sweat pulls down and with each step shifts and abrases whatever skin is most prominent. It's usually the nipples on the breasts, and it will rub them raw and bleeding, and often do.
It is not unusual to see that at a marathon, and many people put a bandage or bandaid over their nipples to avoid the chaffing.
tl:dr friction
>>707496719
>>707496886
Actually, the story is more stupid than you'd think - The guy trying to kill the man is an assassin, and as you can see he's not very good at his job. Another ironic fact is that although three people died in the fire, the intended target actually survives. (Though with severe burn damages, of course!)
>>707486980
>>707501162
nein, hate just antifanten
>>707499269
This is why I never wear sandles. NOPE.
>>707501190
What if you have a huge dick and decided to wear pants that were fairly tight, so your dick was definitely pressing up against the cloth most of the time whilst you were running. Could you then achieve a similar effect onto your cock?
>>707501495
Does these things happen to you if you wear sandals?
It adds up - I've never owned any sandals and buildings have actually never collapsed on me.
>>707501495
Thank You Dogger
>>707501705
Story?
>>707501549
>decided to wear pants that were fairly tight
See that's the opposite of what causes those friction burns.
The thing is, underwear like briefs or sports bras are supportive and designed to hug the body and not chafe, so it really depends on what you wear.
When you wear something loose it shifts, and that's what causes the chaffing. The constant shifting. If you're wearing something skin tight, there could theoretically be no chaffing, depending on the fit of the clothing.
>>707496763
>didn't turn intoa rape
Genuinely surprised.
>>707501850
a little work for the housekeeper, huh?
did someone say feels thread?
>>707486586
It was severely injured. It just started runing out of instinck
>>707487368
is that miss alice?
>>707501850
Cleanup crews that deal with this type of shit must get paid well.... I hope.
>>707486099
Damn you Pavlov
>>707502149
>Shitpost.jpg
>>707501931
the police was already in pursuit, i guess raping had the risk of getting their coon hides nailed to the wall by the police
>>707502149
That thing looks pissed.
>>707502168
Well enough but they're never going to be millionaires.
>>707493806
Dat head return though. Little dude will be a pro.
>>707487573
hahaha fuck I hate bicyclists
>>707502264
Bridge jumping is the #1 sport in China.
>>707502375
they hat eyou
>>707499509
nigger
>>707502300
>roast me
>>707502264
That's a cool way to go, honestly. Just fall into the mist.
>>707502300
Wtf is this shit?
