Life hack thread?
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Life hack thread?
>>707477874
Yeah.
You skip to the last level by tying a noose and hanging from it.
>>707477874
Also while I'm at it.
Fuck you. You are the worse type of shitposter. You start a thread and then post one image expecting everyone else to contribute to your lame ass thread.
Kys faggot.
>>707478175
>>707479089
>Caring this much about some kid posting online
Dude, go the fuck outside. I'm not mad, or anything else. This is for YOUR own good. Just go do something man. Stop worrying about shitposts on 4chan
>>707479304
The fuck?
>>707479304
newfag, check the posters count
>>707479304
Everyone laugh at this retard
1 jd
>>707477874
>pizza on a cookie sheet
>life hack
Nigger what are you doing?!
2 jd
3 jd
4 jd
>>707480655
As told by nigger who wrote this
>>707479304
Retard. Check the poster count.
>>707480796
Really would love to make my own mead but to be honest I'd rather pay the £8 for a bottle... every single homebrew I've ever tasted has been fucking rancid... my mate managed to fuck up elderflower champagne so badly that it made a room full of people projective vomit almost at exactly the same time... was fucking strong though.
>>707479462
I am outside actually. Taking a smoke break. Was posting in class. I'm not a NEET. I definitely REEEEEEEEEEEEE out sometimes, though.
>>707481466
What the fuck kind of life hack is that? Kill yourself
>>707480988
from deep web?
>>707480721
tryed it,doesnt work
Or just get 2 pans...?
>>707482909
nope
>>707479304
Kek no
>>707477874
Put a screw through a fly swatter to hold it steady before you drill it into place.
>used this >5 times
>>707481534
does it really works?
do you know how to make ninja throw smoke bombs?
>>707477874
i'll share this gem because it has worked so well for me in the past:
>how to rob a bank and get away with it
>step 1: obtain 12 bandanas of varying colors
>2: wear one bandana around your neck
>3 - ride bike to the bank
>4 park bike outside the bank (most do not let you take it in)
>next go in to bank and hand teller a note demanding money
>take the money and go back to your bike outside
>wait first go back in and grab the note then go back outside to your bike
>(you can skip that step if you remembered the note)
>pedal away quickly
>discard bandana in a nearby dumpster because they are looking for a person wearing a bandana
>go buy beer and pizza and go home
>wait at least 2 weeks to repeat on a different bank, using a different colored bandana next time
>final protip: avoid muslim neighborhoods because its harder to get away in those, trust me in this one
>>707483658
wut?
>>707483658
A better idea would be while stealing the money say "MY NAME IS GERALD"
and then leave.
The police will be looking for a guy called GERALD and you are not called GERALD but if you are dont use GERALD use a name like JERRY.
Throws the cops right off
>>707483658
i can see a few flaws in that plan
>>707484627
>>707483658
also be sure to take an can of AXE body spray.
as you leave the bank (with the bandana) quickly spray yourself.
doing this will ensure dogs dont pick up on your trail.
>>707479089
>then how the fuck are any threads supposed to be made
>>707477874
why not just cook them on the rack instead of being a faggot?
>>707477874
The completely destroys the pizza ,dries it the fuck out .
If you like your pizza to be teeth shatteringly crispy, I recommend this method
>>707477874
Or just put two pizzas on the two oven racks?
Autism much
>>707485063
Everyone laugh at this retard
>>707480721
This doesn't work, the alcohol evaporates almost entirely during the preparation period.
Put your computer at least 2 ft from the ground and never have to dust again
>>707485172
Yep.
Life hacks are the epitome of autism
Has anyone seen that fucking retarded mong cunt Russianhacker? Jesus Christ.
>>707481251
kek, yeah, quick and painless
>>707485063
>>707485322
stfu please.
you are not making anything better for yourself
>>707485172
Most people are to lazy to remember switching racks while cooking two pizzas. The bottom one tends to burn as the top one tends to be under cooked if you don't switch them while cooking
>>707484847
Typically you post more than one fucking picture to get things rolling, dick sweat.
>>707485555
Not the same anon
Witnessed
>>707477874
Forget the pizza, who the fuck buys a square pan?
>>707485555
Everyone laugh at this retard
>>707485772
are you serious?
>>707485322
Dubs of Truth
Check'd
>>707480532
This is how you get people to kill themselves.
>The ammonia releases the chlorine gas from the bleach.
>The chlorine gas kills you quicker than OP dropping to his knees to suck a dick
>>707485811
Dubs of Truth
Check'd
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>>707480290
samefag
>>707480796
Too bad it tastes like sweet pickle juice and has the liquor content of a light beer.
>>707485837
I'm not that guy you were talking to but in all my years of being alive I've only ever seen rectangle pans for my rectangle ovens. It makes it easier to take out the pan if it doesn't go in too deep.
>>707485148
Didn't dry it out at all any time I've ever done this. I often cook just a half when I'm eating alone
>>707486042
How did you figure that out?
You have foiled my plans for the last time Anon!
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.......HAHA...HA...uhhh
>>707485918
Wow, thank you science guy!
>>707486042
Samefag
>>707486207
Microwaves don't count
>>707486292
Wheres black science guy?
He's black so he must be trustworthy
>>707486042
Wrong dickhead.
>>707483598
Wouldn't you then have a fly swatter attached to your wall? And why wouldn't you simply use needle nosed pliers? Or tweezers? Or maybe just stop being such a fucking drunk so your hand doesn't shake so much?
>>707479089
The worse type of shitposter?
First, learn some English and second,
What the fuck are you actually retarded why the fuck do you think people even start threads else than for the response?
>>707486042
>world of not (You)
>>707486454
I usually just use a thumb tack, it's why Flyswaters have that hole at the end of the handle
>>707482140
Its the best kind, juo es vitun homo
>>707486554
Everyone laugh at this retard
>>707486554
>>707486042
samefag
>>707479304
People are usually wrong and/or disproven when they samefag people. Almost always.
>>707477874
>>707486554
What a retard,
>Points and laughs
>>707486554
>obviously shopped
>>707486695
You keep saying that...
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>>707486922
I really really like this image
>>707486707
You can set your browser up to make it look like you aren't the same person posting every thread.
They don't use IP to identify unique posters, but individual the session
why so much hate for OP? I like life hacks- some of them actually work
>>707485551
It's how the Nazi leadership offed themselves, with potassium cyanide pills. Given that they were important and had access to whatever chemicals or means of suicide they wanted, I can assume it is not a horribly unpleasant way to go. They were giving them to their small children and everything.
>>707486922
>>707486835
samefag
>>707480655
>do all of these things while telling the truth because I'm just an autist
hate people who read these things and try to apply them in life
Train wreck.
>>707477874
i leave this here
>>707480580
for ants?
>>707487223
No shit.
>>707486711
Kek
>>707486711
shiet saw this in a mad magzine when i was a kid. in sweden. never thought this would pop up here
>>707480532
this way is much better
& still a 'life' hack
not a lifehack but still useful
>more of an s4s thingy tho
>>707487405
>To show plural possession, simply put an apostrophe after the s.
You are a dumbass if you believe your picture
>>707477874
fuck that pizza
>>707486042
>e: 1476116752136.png (1.76 MB, 935x1841)
>1.76 MB
asdfasfjasdhgsaehgseg;we4htgweogjsdoirjghdhhiodj
>>707487888
Rule 2a. Regular nouns are nouns that form their plurals by adding either the letter s or -es (guy, guys; letter, letters; actress, actresses; etc.). To show plural possession, simply put an apostrophe after the s.
Correct: guys' night out (guy + s + apostrophe)
Incorrect: guy's night out (implies only one guy)
Correct: two actresses' roles (actress + es + apostrophe)
Incorrect: two actress's roles
>https://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/apostro.asp
>>707487405
your gay over they're. fuck your life's
>>707487987
What does this actually do?
>>707488197
shut your fucking pie hole and create a blog
>>707487681
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>>707488107
I love this one.
>>707485918
pff... killjoy...
>>707487681
that's good thinkin
>>707488209
a wireless access point
>>707488107
lost
>>707488001
wow it works
>>707488408
>Majestic Sea Flap Flap
>>707485918
Wow it's strange that since this pic is around noone realized that.
I call you my captain.
>>707488082
Has anyone ever done this?
If so, post results
>>707488197
your a grammar nazi's
You cant tell me what I cant do with my words letter's and ;punctuation's.
I use my grammar to identify my sexual beings/you must learn to respect my right to use words and punctuation any way I want?
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>>707488408
hey that's pretty good
>>707488727
Translexical?
>>707488949
Did someone say German Nation?
>>707489141
No, Transtextual: you CIS white male
Stop oppressing me
>>707483658
>>take the money and go back to your bike outside
>>wait first go back in and grab the note then go back outside to your bike
>>(you can skip that step if you remembered the note)
>>707488949
what does this do?
>>707489291
I sexually identify with the letter Q and the Number 3
>>707489291
Disgusting
>>707488949
The fuck is this one?
I assume it's instructional for cannabis production... but it's not hard to grow weed, hence the name
>>707488297
Dude, what the fuck are you on about?
>>707486042
MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
>>707489437
Don't you dare mispronounce it
>>707489437
wow
a rational number and a latin letter to this as well
die you cis scum
My identity cannot even be described in your puny computer code
>>707489587
Do you think so
>>707479462
>Caring this much about people caring this much about some kid posting online
>>707489647
I'm sorry I didn't meant to offend, I was raped by the sesame street puppets growing up,my parents would force me to watch them on the TV.
>>707489806
this is getting old very soon
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>>707489806
samefag
>>707485918
really, people are still doing that whole mustard gass meme? It's getting kinda stale guys, common.
>>707477874
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>>707483598
samefag
>707489806
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>>707489291 (You)
>>707489437 (You)
>samefag
Kek, I'd of took a screen cap but I really don't care that much
>>707490056
Stale memes and dead dreams. All of which you'll find here on 4chan.
>>707488733
Fallout 5?
>>707489957
I feel you
though i my case it was a masculine phenotype person (i think it was personkin, i hope i wont upset anybody with this, i'm gonna slap a trigger warning over this) in a Infomercial.
This swine dared to look directly at me and say the word "yogh*rt" which often has triggered my ptsd since i was a diary-kin back in the day
>>707490383
That's a real mole
>>707490532
no shit sherlock
>>707490532
Are you saying you're a fucking rat?
>>707486042
Kys
>>707490532
Moles don't exist irl. Dipshit.
>>707490583
Hay ,a lot of people from the third world are starting to get internet access, they can't afford food or clean water but they can afford the internet.
>>707479194
>The pit of shit
So basically, here?
>>707490462
ah and since you people are sure to ask
yes of course i filed a complaint to the tv station about the lack trigger warning
And imagine what? Xey fucking waved it like it was not a broblem. Ze truly live in fearful times
>>707480290
Lost
>>707488715
Yes.
10/10, would recommend.
>>707483598
Or use a peg
SO much faggots in this thread taking info from the Anarchist's cook book.
I remember when it was released back in 1991 to a select group of people who had access to specific BBSs.
Now every little faggot has it, and they think themselves a fucking terrorist or edgy or some other shit.
Idiot 12 year olds.
>>707490874
>trigger warning<
You just triggered me! Next time put a trigger warning about the establishment not listening to our rational requests for our mental health and well being
>>707490894
>red hot chilli pecker
>>707491239
That pic is pretty gay
>>707491171
None of them seen the real one, only the edited bullshit with shit that doesn't really work that well
>>707491306
You are pretty gay for looking at it
>>707491171
Had a print out copy on that paper that was connected. That and loompanics catalog.
>>707489957
>tfw the cookie rapist actually raped cookies when you were a kid
>>707491425
well shit
>>707485716
All hail! Check'd my Lord and master.
>>707491371
Was originally designed for firemen globally so they could learn about devices, explosives etc so they knew what to do or not to do.
It was great material when it first came out, then when market stalls started to sell it to the normal public, idiots of course tried to make iodine bombs, wreck car engines etc
There is some stuff that shouldn't get put into the hands of the retarded.
>>707477874
>OMG so useful!
Ya know, most ovens have two fucking racks, some even 3 or more.
>cooking your frozen pizza on a pan
Who the fuck does this? It's like you want shitty crust. Why dirty a pan when you can just throw it directly on the rack
>>707491941
Such a convenient life hack
WOW!!!1!!11111!
>>707487164
Kills via asphyxiation you idiot.
No matter how fast you breath you still feel like you are running out of air.
I got some advice for ya, right here
>>707487800
I will never not kek at slippery tube dude
>>707491963
My ex-wife had a copy of it, I tried out some of the shit that was in it. Wasn't until years later that I realized they edited the original, screwed with all the recipes
>>707477874
Damn, I was supposed to go to sleep, then this thread showup and now need to save them all, fuck u OP
>>707492267
Why does that white chick in the pic have brown nipples? The Globalist multicultural agenda is getting out of fucking hand
Everybody knows real white chicks have pink nipples
>>707492603
transspic gender nigger
>>707492080
Sorry about that, this one should be more in your range of thinking.
>>707481854
Homebrew alcohol is often rough as fuck, although it's a good project to get in to if you have the space and time
>>707483610
>does it really works?
yes, but mix in some tablespoons of baking soda to make it burn with less heat and create more smoke
>do you know how to make ninja throw smoke bombs?
That is gay, and i'm not sure if this gonna work BUT there is these small bags you can snap between your fingers to make them explode, mixing some of the stuff inside those with "powdered match heads" might work as an ignition source, mixing in some black powder will probably be even better, so making a ball of the smoke stuff then cover the ball somehow with the ignition stuff i mentioned earlier might actually work... GL ninjafaggot
>>707492939
x is 7 bruhbruh
>>707488715
yea its great
>>707492080
Don't tell your wrangler about these cheat sheets or you'll get put in time out with Belligerent Barry and Fecal Fred.
bamp
>>707493652
It's common sense 4x2=8 3x2=6 8+6=14 14dividedby2 =7
(my keyboard doesn't have a division symbol)
>>707494160
lrn 2 math
+ = +
- = -
x = *
÷ = /
>>707494160
>>707494160
What about this.
youcantexplainthat.bmp
>>707494441
Nobody can
>>707487405
A cheeky one, you're.
>>707488222
this actually makes me satisfied
>>707494549
you aint no yoda shut the fuck up smh
>>707488719
14 loops to make an official noose. Less than 14 is not 'guaranteed' death, and so it doesn't become a deadly weapon by US definitions until 14.
>>707477874
Delete system32, it is a file for junk and it holds at least 4 gigs worth of it
>>707494160
Weird, mine has two.
\_O_/
Three if you count the modulo operator, %.
>>707495150
I only know / anything else and you have lost me
>>707492939
a^2 + b^2 = c^2
x = c^2
x = square root of x^2 is 5.19615242271
>>707495150
>modulo symbol
it's a percent symbol, go back to your programming
>>707494915
>>707481466
Or... you could just drink it.
>>707494915
>>707495563
my friend had the system32 virus, he deleted it, his pc has never been faster
>>707495563
Thats man os right? Is that the joke?
>>707495785
FUCKING MAC GODDAMNIT
>>707495390
\ and / both count as division operators, depending on what program you're using.
In programming:
/ does float division
\ does integer division (ignore remainder)
% does modulo division (returns only remainder, integer only)
11 / 4 = 2.75
11 \ 4 = 2
11 % 4 = 3
>>707486454
Inorite... ever heard of magnetic bits?
>>707495854
Thanks i'm sure that will help me with all the math i do
>>707488222
Kek
>>707495816
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>>707495697
Arch Linux w/ Cinnamon. Forgot to do updates today
>>707496238
What IS linux?
>>707496238
sudo rm -rf / --no-preserve-root
>>707496550
Whatever you want it to be.
>>707496633
I don't feel like making a chroot into a guest os just to get that screenshot
>>707488715
make sure its a good size if not you might get stuck
>>707496774
I have never seen a jalapeno that could hold my girth so I feel sorry for that guy
>>707487253
I remember my high school English teacher loved shit like this
>>707491941
This is so helpful for every day life.
>>707496238
Are you a hacker?
>>707480655
Shy people are all liars
>>707477874
but if they are frozen, it's going to be tough to break them apart...
>>707497156
>not owning a knife
I'm sure there are people in this thread that could use this.
Awesome thread boys. You've really outdone yourselves this time.
>>707480655
this is bullshit
these methods are no better at catching liars than chance
you can basically flip a coin and do just as good
>>707497056
I don't call myself it. But I have been told my abilities getting through security are abnormal. I don't run around breaking into shit because I have better things to do.
>>707498641
Got something older and less useful?
>>thread/*
Samefag
>>707498641
But can you even matrix text bruh
penis
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>>707499203
Nice try mustard gas man!
>>707480532
slow claps steps out of the shadows Heh… not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It’s not bad. A good first attempt. It’s plenty dank… I can tell it’s got some thought behind it… lots of quotable material… But memeing isn’t all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You’re skilled… that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they’re out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it’s “tryhard,” or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don’t just mean the one you just lost :). It’s a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don’t get all mopey on me. You’ve got skill. You’ve got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards….
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>>707489035
oh my god
an idubbbz meme on 4chan
you got any chin jokes for us?
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>>707488715
be sure to remove the seeds, i got one down my pee hole at the moment of climax i was clogged and it backfired and came out my ass, idk if this makes me gay now
>>707488715
I actully noticed that the smaller versions are even more pleasuring than the big ones.
>>707486042
Capped. Gotta love /b/
>>707488222
at first i was mad, but then i realized
>>707498641
¡snɥʇ pǝpıʌıp noʎ ɟo ʇɥbnoɥʇ ǝɥʇ
˙ǝɹoʎ ɟo sɹɐǝʎ uı sɐ uo ʞןɐʍ opɐ ʞןɐʍ sʍopıʍ
i did it anon!
>>707501436
Wouldn't it be better with the scouring side facing inward?
Does anyone have this big triangle/pyramid ranging from warrior to mage to rogue and mentioning all the subtypes in between?
>>707501744
I tried it and it ripped the glove. rip glove 1916-2016
>>707480655
This is all bullshit, and can apply to someone who's just nervous in an interrogation.
>>707501744
I tried that once, ended up getting fired from my job. :/
>>707501504
this can only lead to a nuclear apocalypse, only do this with your friends
>>707501504
Don't do this, this shit poster is a fucking faggot of the lowest caliber.
>>707502053
Kys
>>707501763
best i could find , it was blurry as shit, not even worth posting here
>>707488338
Does this also work with mustard?
>>707502367
>>707501763
i spoke to soon
>>707502482
Only ketchup and horse radish
>>707488001
And you can convince everyone around you that you want to jerk off someone into your mouth,too.
people don't even bitch about whiteknights anymore
wtf happened to /B/
>>707502558
Well in the mean time I typed in "warrior rogue mage" in google with 1285971 results
I can't remember finding something the last time I had this idea
Thank you anyway, I suppose
>>707479194
This should be in a cringe thread.
>>707503016
>Trying this hard
>>707503016
Edgy ultra liberals who think being here makes them edgier. But they got the place locked down so they don't get too offended thru threats and the usual liberal intolerance hiding behind fake tolerance.
>>707488297
Who fuckin knows, m8...seen something simi back in Austerland's Crossing once...whole shylock lot of pykies went and ate some reactor coolant on the big I....caused shite all from Pelican to Albi, fuck all for the merry O' goers too I might add! Ahaa!
>>707497316
It works 100% but couch to 5k is a bitch hard
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>>707487397
Is it me or did it just get operator as fuck in here.
>>707504272
BTW its me
>>707488001
Tastes like semen.
>>707488209
that's a legit jerry-rigged crystal radio anon
>>707488082
Tried this. Idiots will think it'll hurt you're dick, but there's no seeds so it's fine. Feels good as fuck.
>>707488653
>Captain
GO BACK
