Ask a guy with one arm from birth anything
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Ask a guy with one arm from birth anything
>>707462919
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
is your name Julian?
>>707462919
Rate your quality of life out of 10. Being from birth I am sure you adapted as needed. What were/are your hurdles in life?
Do you jack off?
This thread is the gayest on /b/ right now, hands down
>>707462919
that thing is perfect to fuck your ass. lucky you
>>707463088
9/10, barely affects anything in my life other than possibly relationships as I am yet to have one. Hurdles are some people are freaked out/scared of it for some reason. Though I learnt just making fun of it and joking about it normalises it.
>>707462919
first thing i thought of when i saw that was
>Have you tried to stick it in a womenz vagoogle?
>????
explain
>>707463276
oh your fucking crazy. get over yourself and your idea of what /b/ is supposed to be like cause you dont have a clue
>>707463221
Yes, I still have one normal hand.
How fast can you type?
>>707463367
>Though I learnt just making fun of it and joking about it normalises it.
that stops working at least for me.
>>707463276
Genuinely made me laugh, good job anon.
>>707462919
Do you play videogames and if so, how?
>>707462919
Can you take a photo of your good arm?
Ive often been told that if your born with deformity, then chances are that you have a micropenis. Is there truth to that?
>>707463320
It's no where near long enough to reach though, maybe someone else's ass though.
>>707462919
How many arms do you have?
>>707463406
Kek
>>707463373
Nope, I'm gay, could possibly stick it in an ass, doubt it would fit unless it was stretched beyond recognition
>>707462919
Timestump or gtfo
>>707463373
Bump
>>707463485
>your
Seems you have a brain deformity. So by own logic, look down at your own micro penis and confirm thesis.
>>707462919
How come you've been born like that? Was it simply something wrong in the genetic code or birth complications?
>>707463406
About 60 words per minute, did an online speed test thing once.
>>707463617
What a waste you should stick it up a snatch to feel what it feels like
then again i only have my dreams and hate putting things up my ass so the whole gay thing doesnt work for me
also poop is gross eww
>>707463645
suprise hes gay on /b/ current year lol
>>707463669
Auch :/
Office job out the question
Do you have a job?
>>707462919
Can you clap?
>>707463483
Kek
>>707463488
oh thats a shame, you can ram it some girls ass or pussy tho idd
How many times have you been a pirate for Halloween?
>>707463468
Yes, all my life. Had a PS1, PS2, PS3 and then I ascended to PC gaming. For console I use the stump to move the analog stick on the left and press buttons on the left, use my leg or arm to press the back left trigger. For PC I just rebind a few keys to make things a bit easier, for exampe WASD in GTA V for driving is easier for me as QWES, i can push my stump into them.
>>707463730
so glad i never fell for that fast food job as a teen meme
couldnt even get one by the time i turned 18 they wouldnt give me the time of day anyway
good on that poor fucker for making the best of it i hope he did a nice big shit and shoved it in a minorities food or beverage
>>707462919
Do you ever fuck with people with the arm? I know if I had a nub I'd be trying to tickle the inside if people's ears or belly button
>>707463382
>your
>Not getting the joke
>>707462919
perfect for prostate
FeelsGoodMan
>>707462919
Why does your thumb have a sleeve?
>>707462919
I've seen some pretty fucking awesome tatoos on people with similar defects, ever considered anything of the sort.
>>707462919
Do girls avoid you because of this? If yes, I am really sorry for you OP.
>>707462919
You sure that isn't a dolphin penis?
>>707463882
do u use a mouse and keyboard?
Is there something with a mouse and joystick on it or do you just use conventional controllers?
Nope, I'm slightly above average.
(6 inches)
>>707463483
>>707463654
Kek
>>707462919
Do you need a hand
>>707463483
FYI I took the pic with phone held under chin and chest with timer :)
>>707463531
1.5
>>707462919
Y dont you have a hook in your hand? For killing niggers of course.
>>707464079
noodle or thick?
being straight and fapping with a noodle dick as a virgin sucks its like 7" but my fat pad covers it alot as well as all the hair.
cant weight to get over my fucking medical dramas
>>707464182
kek. good method
>>707462919
Ever been in a fight and beat niggers with your stump?
>>707464182
Props for using your imagination
>>707462919
Have you ever put the stump in a person's orifice?
>>707462919
Why no hook??
would you like to take guitar lessons?
Idk if you work out, but if you did, would you care to somehow train your left hand so it would look simetrical or not.
>>707463276
>Hands down
You cheeky bastared
>>707462919
Why have you not gotten a robot hand like big boss yet
>>707462919
did you ever write trump on your stump?
>>707462919
Hello Patrick
>>707462919
Please tell me you've fucked some chick in the pussy with that stub.
>>707462919
Have you considered applying for certain acting roles? I assume people with only one arm can fit a niché.
>>707463641
Take your timestump
>>707463656
No one really knows the reasons. Have a wiki about it. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_(birth_defect)
>>707463730
Yes, checkouts and sometimes stock control in a supermarket, yes I can do it just as fast as normal people
"throw your stump in the air, if you're a true playa"
>>707463822
Yes but it makes my stump red and a bit sore.
>>707463880
0, was too poor for costumes
>>707463914
My stump if far too big for ears and belly buttons, never fucked anyone with it, or at all :c
>>707463972
Considered it yes, conclusion, too much commitment for a tattoo.
>>707462919
This is now an uncut thread
>>707465015
No.
>>707463974
I have no idea, but I'm a 18 yr old virgin (also gay) but I've never asked cause why would they answer honestly. (girl did have a crush on me in primary school if it counts..)
>>707463976
Not sure, it's 50/50 chance really.
>>707464587
Beat me to it
>>707464812
>too poor for costumes
Nigger are you serious? Even the poorest of poorfags can make a Halloween costume for free or next to nothing.
>>707464027
Yes, keyboard and mouse (mouse side buttons help in games to rebind to crouch and jump), conventional controllers too.
>>707464166
I would appreciate it
>>707463046
fukkin underrated
>>707462919
Have you ever considered getting a sweet looking prosthetic, in the style that Adam Jensen uses in DX:HR?
>>707464220
In process of getting one, NHS takes their fucking time.
>>707465071
It's nice to hear that girls (at least one from what I understand) don't care about your defect. Keep strong, OP. You seem to be a nice guy.
>>707464223
Average
>>707464241
Not in a fight but have punched with the stump a few times, as per request.
>>707465318
I have both natural hands and I'll take one.
>>707464269
NHS takes ages to get a prosthetic.
>>707464280
No thanks, but it would probably be possible by using a prosthetic with a pick on the end.
How do you play games?
>>707463276
kekkles for shekkles
>>707464290
I do go to the gym, mostly for cardio atm as I'm trying to lose weight, but when I get my prosthetic I will get an attachment to help lift weights, don't want to be unsymmetrical..er
>>707464456
NHS won't do it and I can't afford it privately made.
Got any xrays of what's inside?
(a drawing is fine too)
>>707464464
I have now.
>>707464499
Nope, it's about 3/3.5 inches at it's widest point.. (weird bone layout) doubt anyone could take it unless they were wrecked down there.
>>707464514
It can be done so easily with CG, just put the arm in a green sleeve and make it disappear
>>707465071
op, i would date you, like not just saying that, but ur gay... my best mate is gay too, yay britbongs
>>707465145
Yeah, went in a black bin bag once and a cheap ass wold mask.
>>707465784
kek, good on you mate, enjoy your differences, they make you ...
you
>>707465318
Would be sweet, but nhs doesn't offer anything that cool looking
>>707462919
Does it suck not being able to switch hands when you jerk off?
>>707465470
already answered, find it somewhere, use CTRL + F
>>707464986
Yeah, i imagine it would be even harder to get hired.
>>707465778
I did but not a copy of it, it's in a folder in some hospital somewhere, so enjoy the drawing of what i remember it looked like.
>>707466002
Hook us up, am desperate!
>>707466258
A little bit, but it is possible to rub cock head with stump while looking for more porn, easier with lube.
>>707466674
nah he is only 16 kek, know him from drama club
>>707464744
Are you planning on doing anything cool with your arm ? Like biohacking stuff, put a USB stick or a automatic knife in the end this has potential.
Also, is you nick name either stumpy or Captain hook ?
>>707466674
sorry my brosef, add my steam! http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198219478011/
>>707466776
Would be pretty cool, but I don't know of anything like that. Yes stumpy is a nickname, also potato cause apparently it looks like one.
>>707465541
Cool, it's nice to see someone live normally with a disability, i know i couldn't do it.
>>707462919
Please tell me you've stuffed that stump in a few vaginas.
>>707466880
If you one day have some cool gadget in your arm please make another thread
>>707466905
So original, read a few answers before asking generic questions
>>707466905
Go thru the thread b4 you ask shit like that, 70 % of questons are literally that.
Which hand do you use to jack off with?
>>707467031
Will do
>>707466905
>>707467080
These niggers can't even read
>>707467100
Sorry was meant for:
>>707467030
>>707465384
Me too. I'm sure you could create a cosmetic one to wear over one of your arms if you seriously wanted to. DX:HR-style arm prosthetics do exist after all.
Captcha should be disabled for the OP, had to do that fucking store front one 100 times >.<
>>707465416
Would you like a hook? If not what prosthetic would have if any?
>rolling for buzzsaw attachment
>>707467421
Be like this guy
What nick names have people given you?
If I knew you I'd call you stumps McGillicutty
In comparison to your hand, how does the nub feel when touching something
>>707468023
rub the your wrist or under of forearm on something, that's how it feels for the stump
people, this thread is dying, i need 20 mgs of tetropan stat!
what's up OP
also you can get a 3D printed prothesis for under 50 bux these days. Check out E-Nable or enablingthefuture.org
>>707468283
>implying
>2005 on screen
>>707468283
>>707466776
>USB stick
>>707468416
just an old pic I had laying around obv
I'd say AMA but all the good puns passed already
>>707462919
How do you play counter-strike with that thing?
>>707468283
Took me a moment to realise that pic wasn't a foot. I don't think I really need a prosthetic because I handle myself perfectly fine without.
>>707468517
Easy, rebind walk and crouch onto mouse side buttons, and jump to Q. Done.
>>707468492
Oh k, well i think this is the very first time i witnissed someone unintentionally prove that they are an oldfag, also have you ever shoved it in someones asshole?
>>707468582
I hear you. The only reason would be so I don't have to explain the same thing over and over when meeting new people. Then it would be "wow nice cyborg arm" instead of "hey how did you get that stump"
>>707468680
only my own. I did fingerblast some grills but usually I use my good hand
>>707462919
Is it easy to cosplay as Kirby during Halloween with that arm?
>>707468283
I have seen this hand years ago. It reminds me of another pic.
>>707468441
>filename
>>707468778
Nice
>>707468678
>>707468517
If you play CS:GO..what's your rank?
>>707468847
I've seen some that were practically the same. Forgot the name of the conditions tho. I believe it's not genetically but has to do with the development in the womb. Doesn't matter. I'm alive and I can get laid, that's good enough
>>707464744
Body Bumpin' Yippie-Yi-Yo -
>>707462919
That's your thumb you ain't fooling me this time, Bush.
>>707463654
Micropenis confirmed.
>>707469036
Silver Elite. I'm not an amazing player but good enough.
>>707463367
I think I can shed my own opinion on why I'M freaked out about it. It is nothing personal, but it is sort of the uncanny sort of feature of it. It's rather like seeing those pictures of people without mouths, or eyes. You have this sort of expectation of how something should look, and when it is only partially met, things become uncanny. It's not grotesque, it's just startling and maybe unsettling from a psychological point of view. Same sort of thing with small holes... people are weirded out because of something subtle and psychological, not personal preference or biggotry.
>>707462919
>>707469275
I'm told you get used to it and stop noticing. But that would be the main reason for getting a 3D printed prosthetic. To appear as "whole" in the eyes of others, especially strangers
sorry for hijacking your thread OP
>>707463276
I kekd. Gotta give you a hand, that was under rated.
OP, what's your typing speed?
Do you have an elbow or is it higher up?
Are you able to play video games?
>>707469069
What I meant was (if you are indeed the guy from that picture): I think you posted another pic of your hand a long time ago, either on /b/ or /v/, maybe /g/. Or my memory is failing me.
>>707469275
>>707469440
My friends tend to forget about it entirely, like they'll give me something to hold will my only hand is full and I'm like... How am I meant to hold this. Then they remember.
>>707469492
Have a semi normal elbow, but for some reason I can hyper extend
>>707469516
I've only posted pics maybe twice in 10 yrs. Could have been me, but there's plenty like us
>>707469490
60 words per minute, already answered this, have a read through my answers anon.
Never elbowed a girl? sure it looks tempting, I can't imagine girls not thinking about it
>>707469709
Then it is definitely you. Nice.
>>707469568
I can see that happening, and if you're a good sport, being hilarious.
Like, THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!
>>707469670
I think it is beacuse there is no tendon tension to stop it from going the other way.
>>707463046
>>707469870
lel sweet. how have you been anon
also wtf are you doing in an amputee thread you sick fuck
>>707469739
Never, also I'm gay but I wouldn't do it to an asshole either because I find gape revolting.
Can i give you a hand? See what I did there?
So, Chicken Wing Chan, how are your juggling skills?
>>707469275
It really just depends on the type of person that you are, i for example never had any problems with holes and patterns, same for physically disabled.
>>707469934
there are tendons though, I can move the end of my arm as if it were a wrist, and i can feel them with my fingers if I press under it while i move it.
>>707470107
Terrible.
>>707469719
Yeah, saw it after I posted. Sorry about that stumpy. Can you do a handstand? If not, work on it man! That'd be an awesome party trick.
Have you ever thought about jousting? You seem like a natural
Have you ever gotten someone to shout "Unhand me Sir!" At you in public?
>>707470342
Mine too. And I have both hands. Just have shit control with my left.
You're a cool /b/ro.
here's proof handicapped people get laid too. Ckeck bottom right
I do get rejected for it sometimes, but hey dumb cunts reject people for petty reasons all the time. In fact I have 2 FWB's atm, so life could be worse
>>707462919
earthworm Jim?
>>707462919
Would you like a hand transplant?
Without counting the price of the surgery.
>>707462919
How do you masturbate?
>>707470342
No, that's impossible without a prosthetic arm, did try once, hurt my neck bad and it hurt for weeks after.
>>707470489
No but when a teacher told me to put down my prosthetic arm once cause I was messing around with it I shouted so the class could hear "I have the right to bear arms!". Got a good laugh.
>>707469275
Id say it's definitely this.
Things that are just a little different than normal, atleast when it comes to the human body seem creepy/scary to me. Legs that bend backwards(like bird legs), black eyes, misshapen facial features, things that at first glance don't seem too weird, but the longer you look, the more you realize that it potentially isn't human.
Don't even get me started on things that aren't human, but look human, doing weird shit that humans don't usually do.
Pic related but with backwards bending legs, and a weird looking not quite human face would give me a fucking heart attack.
>>707470829
If it was possible and wouldn't have side affects then sure.
>>707470863
With my right hand..
>>707471276
gb2/x/ you pussy
>>707471315
Never did research on it? It wouldn't look natural...like it wouldn't really fit you and you would most porbably have bad dexterity with it as you brain didn't ever had muscle memory for that hand.
>>707471671
It would be like being a baby again, learning how to move
>>707462919
>>707462919
every had a chick want you to stuff your stump into her twat
![wpid-545[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0WkmEYI.jpg "wpid-545[1].jpg")
>>707471671
this. Better to have your own grown on a pig. Living with a stump in 2016 kind of sucks. Too late for a hook, to soon for a cyborg arm
>>707471938
that stuff is bound to happen eventually. Some really kinky chicks do get off on it
>>707467579
this
>>707462919
Have you ever used your stump to pleasure another person?
>>707472307
read the thread, there's like 10 examples
>>707466616
Well, If I were a betting man, I would have lost on that one.
>>707470733
your boyfriend has pretty toes
>>707462919
cut master race but length/girth???
>>707472703
how about his tits?
>>707465784
this is now a new meme
>>707462919
You seem like a cool guy, its nice to see a good and interesting thread for once. Made my day and learnt things
>>707473132
>implying trap and 9gag and facebook memes posted in YLYL threads are not funny
>>707462919
Need a hand?
does it blend
>>707462919
Looks like a thumb...
>>707474194
IDK I never fucked another amputee. IDK why but I think it's because grills are better at hiding their defects
>>707474706
Knew a girl with the whole arm missing since birth and it was amazing how she did her best to hide this defect. You really had to take a moment to think, "she does not have a left arm".
>>707474989
aww poor grill. I stopped caring about that after puberty. Now I just walk around with rolled up sleeves. Sure people notice but I figured if I don't act weird about it, people won't either
>>707462919
what happens when you are lefthanded?
>>707474989
Fuck this world. People with good souls like her are forgotten while money driven, cock hungry bitches get all the attention.
>>707475288
I can answer that. You see which dominant a baby has by holding a toy above it and seeing which hand it used to grab the toy. The story goes that my parents used two toys so I would use both hands;
But in practice now my right hand is the dominant one. It does get confusing when figuring out your dominant foot when snowboarding fe, but I am also shit at balance and sports in general soo...
>>707462919
have u ever given a stump-job ?
i had to do it
>>707475262
Well yeah I guess. It is nice to know that you don't have a problem with your defect cause you could tell that she was not happy with herself, a lot. Whatever.
>>707475468
She had a few friends.
>>707475468
fucked up >>707475680, was meant for >>707475262
>>707475680
don't worry, she's a woman. She'll be taken care of her whole life. I don't really mind my own defect anymore. You see one handed people occasionally in media and they're usually portrayed as cool yet a little crazy, and that's exactly my niche
>>707475827
figured. Ane more questions before I go take a bath?
how many words per minute can you type?
>>707475915
That's cool. You are right about the fact she is a woman, she won't have to struggle too much, I get what you mean. You can take your bath man now, take care.
>>707476239
IS YO NAME CALLUM?
>>707476239
see you around bud, nice seeing you
>>707462919
whats wrong with your dick
>>707475915
>>707476397
dont fuck with me man
is yo name
callum
It's really brace of you to post about this on 4chan. Everyone give him a hand.
>>707465784
Trump the stump.
>>707462919
OP you seem all right. Thanks for answering our questions.
>>707474484
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT
YES LAPPERS
>>707463046
fpbp
>>707477429
what a fucking legend innit
>>707462919
How'd you lose it, OP?
>>707477519
Birth defect
>>707462919
>Ask a guy with one arm from birth anything
How did you type that?
>>707462919
Looks like a fucked up circumcision
OP IS BACK, sorry had to eat.
>>707477600
Using my hand and stump like a giant finger, one button at a time but moves really fast
>>707475998
60, said this like 5 times already
>>707475634
Love this - Endorsed by OP
If you wanna Photoshop my stump feel free
>>707475506
Nope, I can't imagine that being very attractive at all
>>707474989
I hide mine often by tucking the sleeve into my jacket pocket
RIP Thread
>>707463046
This made me kek
>>707463276
Hey wait a minute...
>>707462919
Whats it like? I broke my hip recently and they found a tumor. Leg has to come off soon
Do you think your stump has affected positively to your will to live?
i had to ask do you type with only one hand
>>707462919
Thats a geoduck in a shirt, cant fool me
>>707479300
lel send that pic to a chick you know and post results
>>707462919
Have you ever fucked anyone with your stump?
>>707462919
Do you use your arm sexually? E.g., insert the tip in a woman, or rub it on her clit?
>>707480050
Wow, your question is so original anon, you should be proud of yourself..
>>707463617
>>707480134
^Sorry, you already answered this.
>>707463654
Touche
>>707464182
Resourceful.
>>707462919
Did you ever fist a chick with your stump
>>707477593
Liar.
>>707480668
I meant this one sorry
>>707463617
>>707480668
>>707480245
I already apologized, asshole. So it looks like you're the one who needs to read.
>>707464587
Lol
Have you ever dressed as a pirate for Halloween or Incorporated into another costume somehow
>>707480782
It really was a birth defect, check out the wiki:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_(birth_defect)
>>707480830
>>707480794
No problem. I retract my "asshole" invective.
>>707480840
No but I'd like to
I should the hand of one of those lobster clawed people. It was cold and weak and felt very very weird.
I made him go straight to the blow job. It almost killed my boner while he fumbled around pinching my zipper.
>>707481158
Don't worry, I'd just use my normal hand ;)
RIP THREAD #2
Answer this OP >>707479335
>>707479335
Depends on the situation, for friends its a good talking point to break the ice when meeting new people, but I don't know how a possible boyfriend will think about it. So socially it can be positive or negative, depends competently on how much of a dick someone is.
>>707479335
Not OP but it's kind of meh. It's the first thing people notice. On the other hand, talking about it freely creates a bond. I'm usually liked by people and only had a handful of rejections because of my defect, so the cards could have been dealt worse. I think the people who are worse off are the ones with facial handicaps. You don't look at someone's hands all the time when talking, but you do look at their face.
>>707483332
On the other stump - Fixed that for you ~ OP
>>707483445
kek. Funny thing, I'm more handy with fine details or general stuff like fixing up things or drawing than most of my friends. I sometimes give them shit for not being capable of doing something when I can do it with 1,5 hand. Life is just fun and games and we've all been dealt a bad card or two. But knowing that makes you a better person and better at interaction and empathy.
>>707482969
>>707483332
>>707483764
Thanks for the input.
Have a nice life bros.
>>707483764
I do the same thing, "I can't believe I can do ___ with one hand you can't even do with two!"
>>707484050
yeah you need to be able to laugh about everything. They give me shit too but that's the way friendships should be. No taboo's, no triggering, just real talk
>>707462919
Why is god punishing your parents?
>>707484361
Not OP, but there is no god. Life isn't perfect
>>707469709
Needed to chime in that I have also seen your pic being posted many a moon ago.
That was all, carry on.
>>707484361
Dunno, could be because my mum smoked while pregnant, or maybe because my did used a Ouija board once. Who knows, either way it's more punishment for me than them.
>>707484482
ITT I'm not anon
>>707462919
how do you clap?
>>707462919
Show us your other arm.
what's stopping you from attaching and axe to the hand and call yourself "axeboy," you can be a lumber man... or should I say boy.
>>707484666
Here
>>707464775
>>707484705
Here
>>707464182
Any original questions?
>>707484832
so a stump creating stumps
>>707484832
You could make varied sort of utensils and tools as prosthetics. You could have a fork one, a ladle for drinking soup. You'd be famous, OP.
>>707484822
well did you learn anything
>>707462919
Where is dori.
>>707484832
I didn't want to work in a petshop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n7y_j_nbBg&ab_channel=r0ckd00d
>>707485042
>LEARNING
>ON /b/
>>707485269
my bad. Had a good fap?
>>707462919
poor
>>707485429
>/b/
>IS PR0N BOARD
>>707484851
yeah I have a question as a fellow stump. Do you think people treat you differently because of it? As in more friendly, more forgiving, but also more distant or flaky. IDK recently I've been thinking that a certain number of people are weirded out, despite me having a good social like and social skills. It's as if when people talk to me they instantly like me better. Ever notice that? Or am I reading into it too much. Not that it really matter anyway.
>>707462919
how are you from?
>>707484948
underrated post
>>707485741
thx fam
>>707485592
we used to have OC but that's far and wide now
