Techgore?
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Techgore?
>>707462477
>>707462520
>>707462575
>>707462520
NOOO!! please... stop
>>707462670
It's too late!
czech the filename
>>707462906
>>707463037
>>707463155
ahahahaha i really hope tose are mackboks because then it would be the correct use them.
>>707463132
do not get
>>707463132
ummm i dont get it???
why cant girls code????? like just ugh
>>707463312
wow what the fuck
hope*
it would be the only correct use for them*
sorry i got an autism just now
r8 my shaft boys
>>707462477
>welding your downpipes like that
oh fuck please no :(
>>707462780
All of my rage concentrated in one picture
>>707463401
looks better than mine
>>707463383
im a girl and i code fite me
>>707463401
nice, large shaft, sure does look hefty. probably wouldn't be able to fit that in my block
>>707463401
how is this cringe
decent camshaft
>>707463323
>>707463383
Are you blind? It says "not found" every other line.
>>707463519
Fuck off Blue
>>707463493
I threw up a bit
>>707463630
Living at home hidden porn only computer
>>707463560
It's a real block destroyer
>>707463862
kek
>>707463862
Thats genius. Retards will buy that shit and whoever came up with that deserves a raise.
>>707463323
>>707463383
she really use basic command in the linux terminal
cd open a directory and ls list what is in a directory also the name of her directory is "code" wich is retarded
>>707463493
think I found your problem
>>707463917
Do people not clean?
>>707463383
she makes a function to join (concatenate) two strings, which is cringe as fuck.
she writes a bunch of bullshit commands into terminal, which just throw a bunch of errors except pwd, which lists her current working directory. by the looks of it she doesn't even know the basic unix commands
>>707463844
... how?
I mean, most of the stuff looks pretty new.
>>707462520
What... is that
>>707464030
Wow time to get get some new rotors then
>>707463862
top kek
>>707464030
>>707463853
topkek anon, you seem to be missing a couple cylinders there
>>707464033
>jam your gun with smaller caliber bullets to prevent if from jamming on bigger ones
OC
>>707463814
Season's Greetings
>>707464116
vented break disk. pads worn to metal and carried on
>>707464193
Did you know that with most assault style rifles there is a .22 model as well? I have an M&P .22 cal ar-15
>>707464033
Ugh fuck. The thought of the BCG being released and slamming into a pile of rimfires stresses me out.
>>707464353
*brake
although in this case you were inadvertently correct
>>707464283
I don't see anything wrong
I don't understand. What's the appeal
>>707464065
Erdbeerkäse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGv9rlDcNtU
>>707464030
Fireball when braking imminent.
>>707464461
im drink
>>707464105
Dark, damp place the thing sits in, and hadn't been turned on in a few days.
Probably a basement that already had fungal problems. Once those things pop, that shit gets everywhere if the conditions are right.
>>707464467
people look that that stuff and think to themselves: "i know what's going on in this picture" and then they feel a little better about htemselves. that's how i do it at least.
>>707464065
what's that shit?
>>707464626
Sounds about right
>>707464030
Holy shit, is that heat glow?
>>707464716
that's red spray paint buddy
>>707463853
Fucking Honda
>>707464716
Retard detected
>>707464878
Pretty cool honestly
>>707464176
This pic was made as a joke... right?
>turn it on.. I dare you
>>707464353
That's what I figured, goddamn. I'm not much of a car person but I can tell that's not how it should work.
>>707464912
It's just water cooled
>>707464838
>baited, baited like no one ever before
>>707462872
legit thought this was an abandoned factory
>>707465073
What a madman you are.
>>707464283
meh it just looks oxydated
>>707465274
responding with "baited" now renders everyone immune to criticism
>>707462477
Mfw I'm not a woman and I did this to my brakes
>>707465295
>>707464234
This is amazing
>>707462520
been there when i was a poor fag. only on back tho.
>>707462477
It's like the vehicle has lung cancer or some shit.
>>707464461
>You)
>>707464353
>>707464116
>>707462520
>>707465026
when i was out of work i has the same problem but i was driving ford ka and it was glowing red for 10 mins /complete lyseazed caloper
>>707465697
a makeshitft lever? neat
>>707464030
Lost it.
I am in tears here, laughing at this one.
>>707465859
this by far is the worst thing i've seen in this thread
>>707465942
Yes, absoultely.
>>707464093
Lost
>>707465859
i came.
>>707465930
>>707465942
expalin?
>>707464618
These are magic mushrooms bruh
I'm pretty Shure they are meant to grow there
>>707465859
MAKE IT STOP
>>707465859
this screams slav
>>707464283
is this a Tecate by any chance?
>>707466026
it's not supposed to be broken
it's not supposed to be fixed like that
>>707465697
Nigger rigged.
>>707466026
you'll probably die like that
>>707466105
KX80
>>707464446
Please let it be an automatic with beta mag
>>707463862
>gold plated connector
that's almost as ridiculous
>>707464912
nvidiacoolingsolution.jpg
>>707464065
>https://mega.nz/#!DkxTXS6J!gH5NYi14sbrtAhoRIa770hQypQPS0bi769rNcnKNti4
fuck you
>>707466666
>>707462477
Not gore, just bad welding
>>707466369
>filename
Techgore in the making.
>>707462872
The ancient city of Asus
>>707462670
Looks like they were trying to.
Waka waka
>>707465073
>YOU RESPONDED TO MY POST
>EPIC TROLE!
gosh darn it these 12 year olds on the internet are really ticking me off
>>707462477
What the fuck?!?!
I can't weld that bad when I fucking try!!
>>707466508
you gotta be kidding me
wrong rating, so know it's a gag
>>707464537
Is it her?
>>707463401
>>707463493
Pffft... pop can for scale
>>707466026
>asks for explanation
gets fucking retards like this inside joking to eachother
>>707466145
>>707466224
>>707466879
shit i'm jealous, how many ft/lbs can your shaft take?
>>707466508
this has "made in china" written all over it
>>707462520
"The brakes just started making noise yesterday"
>>707464033
This just makes me really sad
>>707466454
That joystick looks so perfect...
>>707466955
That look like a diesel truck shafts so probs upwards of 1000+
>>707463862
This is worse than the DVD Rewinder.
>>707463853
Christ. I would never buy or own whatever brand of car that is again.
I've worked on cars my entire life and never seen that before. All I can guess is super high boost and thinwall casting? Fuckin ouch.
>>707464105
He probably used the case of an old PC for a grow box. A good amount of psychonauts do it for w\e reason.
Those looks like psychedelic mushrooms. You can buy spores on the internet to grow at home.
This isn't really made from copper is it? :(
>>707463844
Definitely done on purpose
>>707466369
impending nerve gas attack
>>707463814
Thanks for reminding me that my PC needs a dusting anon, ;). And holy shit, this picture is ridiculous.
>>707464234
>MFW being IT and seeing this.
>>707463909
I need to see evidence this was actually installed on a car at some point
ProTip: Keep your computer at least 2 ft off the ground. Dust accumulates near the floor and you will never have to deal with dust again.
>>707466454
Can't tell if incredible stupid or low-key genius
>>707466955
Does two at the same time; 1800 ton on grip slide, 2600 ton on header
>>707466080
I was going to say the same.
>>707464042
Bet anything they have cats
>>707463917
There's no way that PC was running with all of that debris in there! Fucking crazy.
>>707465859
wtf, i would punch someone in the face if i knew they let me ride in a car like that
>>707467133
Crank out of an upsetter that make's semi truck axles
>>707464878
That's not cringe that's slick
>>707462477
This look very airtight, i'm certain it works.
Shit I've been examining a ripped turbojet engine today but shit is strict and no pictures to take at all.
A first stage broke off and it SHREDDED entire engine apart, everything, every blade got broken off, and their parts broke all other blades, shit was a brutal wreck but I could take no pictires.
>>707467133
looks more like itd go in a train.
>>707465859
>>707466912
Im not one of those and get why it is so bad but...i wouldn't even know how to explain this in simple words...
It's just not...how any of this works...or bumps...
>>707467484
From a bird?
>>707467463
this isnt a cringe thread retard, its a gore thread, that shifter is like if someone popped your head off and replaced it with a bowling ball
>>707467654
We dont know if it was a defective blade or a surge made the fan blade hit the stator blade but it happened on testing and a massive fan blade just went through entire engine (through it not out of it) like a fucking knife through butter
OC. Nothing that 35 cans of tire spray won't fix.
>>707467248
how about this one?
imagine that you're getting a "network cable is unplugged" message
>>707467954
It looks exactly the inside of my pockets.
>>707464849
It's the McComputer
>>707464618
Will we talk about the fact a mushroom bend the fan?
>>707467954
Welcome to the Spaghetti Factory
>>707468034
Spagetthi ?
>>707467484
Cool, fellow A&P here also..
>>707468248
Yes, that was the joke.
>>707467954
Looks like a logistical nightmare
>>707467484
how do you get into doing that? mechanicfag looking for a better career.
>>707467954
Ok no, take it all apart and start over...its going to take you about a couple of months but damn fuck that shit
>>707467133
>truck
more like a train or ship
>>707468478
solidarity / 10
>>707468478
what a massive gas chamber wow
>>707467950
work in tire shop see this cringe so bad.
that tire gonna take like 8 hours to change with four people
>>707468478
gas/10
>>707467149
high boost + high compression + no2 = catastrophic engine failure
>>707466912
>>707467606
he is holding the suspension together with what looks like alluminum braces.
how is that not simple enough to explain?
>>707466323
a good way to raise the price up tho
>>707468478
Studied turbojets at Moscow (aerospace masters) Institution of Aviation and now i provide engineering oversight to production.
Most of my job is telling which parts are fucked, and how to unfuck the other parts and which parts can still be used even with defects. Also I mail back to developer when they release the blueprints that cannot be made or put together.
Surprisingly the developer is awful and their blueprints are downright retarded.
This time it was not our fault and I can just sit back and watch entire factory running around like ther asses are on fire.
>>707469184
if it's stupid but it works.....
it ain't stupid
>>707469184
If it works it is not stupid.
I even like things that have a hand touch and look like something from Mad Max for some reason.
>>707467149
the power unit was dropped, it wasn't running when this happened
>>707468896
or more like an hour because you dont change the tires on those vehicles like you would a regular vehicle.
>>707464033
What happens if you accidentally press on that rimfire a bit too hard?
>>707462872
>ancientgreece
Haha, that's what I thought at first.
>>707468896
Two mechanics(1.5 more like it) and 8 hours. Boss wasn't happy since it had only been running for a few hours that shift....
>>707469461
at least it gets the job done
>>707469061
Im preeeetty sure he did want an explanation for why this is so bad.
What you did was explaining, what everyone could see on the picture.
Thats like explaining >>707464176
with: "There is a fan on the side of the case"
>>707468478
>>707469199
interesting. cheers anon, need to get away from working on cars. sick of the bastards.
i went on the internet today, and i found this.
>>707469525
>i like to lie on the internet.
you use a piece of equipment that looks like a specialized forklift to change the tires on haul trucks you stupid faggots.
take like 20 minutes to an hour to replace ALL the tires depending on if you have 2 people that know how to do it.
>>707468478
even though I'm a jew, I hate these self-righteous arrogant assholes. had one in our IT department - he knew his shit, but was the laziest nigger you ever saw
>>707469379
postman gonna post
>>707469557
and as for you...
>>707463909
Beautiful....
>>707466334
>4chan pass
>>707469821
>via 9gag
>>707464033
you can remove them with a hot soldering iron
>>707464093
kek. took me a while
>>707469758
if thats the case he should say that. all he said was "explain"
gore from the factory.
>>707469976
found it in /o/ tho
>>707469184
This must be a German car because it has the gas valve.
>>707469923
>>707469899
Big words you incredible faggot. The lift had been broken for approx a day. Changing it without is somewhat of a hassle.
>>707463630
how does that even happen
>>707464234
this is what most switch/server rooms look like where I work.
>>707470070
gonna change the sprak plugs
*pop hood*
>mfw
>>707467271
dust will accumulate on it no matter where it is so it doesn't really matter.
>>707464912
amazing that it's still running
>>707470070
is this a fucking joke renault?
>>707469899
But I guess you're the kind of asshat that likes to shine pseudo-knowledge about shit you know nothing about to people on the internet.
>>707464849
>hey guys ive got a new $500 custom build for you guys to try out today
>>707470202
so you work for a shit tier company without back ups, on site mechanics to fix the lift yesterday AND violate OSHA rules. I bet you make shit compared to other places also after reading that.
>>707463402
>that high helix though
>>707470591
More than you. But yes, it's a shit company.
>>707470559
or you know, i know what im talking about because i have cucks like you working under me that pretend that shits harder than it is
>>707464033
This kills the gun
>>707465697
pretty ingenious if you ask me.
>>707470738
>more than you.
definetly not. but if it keeps you working their with the other retards, then by all means believe it.
>>707470762
You live in your moms basement, or in a crappy pad. Have a wank and stop being obnoxious.
>>707463862
I can already see it
>but anon! This has anti virus to prevent noises the others didn't
>>707470070
looks fine to me
>>707463132
This makes me mad
>>707467090
What I wouldn't have given for one of those 15 years ago!
>>707470381
Not true. I put my PC 3 ft off the ground and I haven't had to clean it for at least a year.
>>707470070
>hmnnn check engine light is on
>*pops hood*
>where the fuck is my engine gone
>>707471026
that's the point, genius
>>707470070
nigga that's just a cover. you can take that off.
>>707463844
Those are golden teacher mushrooms and that's a casing tek, not gore, pretty impressive.
>>707462872
Send in the city destroying kittehez..
>>707466508
Fuck this is worse than the cheap memory sticks
>>707470697
look like a normal 3f endmill to me
>>707463844
i wonder what would happen if you powered your pc with that plugged in
>>707470697
yeah, mill bits like that have a very high helix for strength
>>707466719
Someone found the steel pipe behind the board.
>>707470890
>wank
>knows osha violations
stop acting like a fucking eurocuck.
>>707466879
Hilarious in that I had to play Where's Waldo to find the can.
>>707465018
Given that the power supply isn't connected to the board, not much will happen.
>>707463909
That looks like some shit I seen on old 1950s cars in Havana,Cuba back in the early 90s
Those Cubans are geniuses when it come to nigger-rigging an engine
>>707464105
>>707464618
Are you really this dumb??
It's modified intentionally to grow magic mushrooms in
>>707471244
no shit. the point is the fuckers think putting covers on like that which you need to remove to do even basic jobs is ok
>>707470070
I fucking hate modern cars.
>>707467784
>>707471249
Your ability to pull random substrain nicknames out of your ass is impressive.
>>707463402
Made me feel sick
>>707470156
underrated post
>>707467950
Having done mobile tire changing on trucks and heavy equipment ...those mother fuckin tires are a bitch even to move a few inches by hand. Those require a truck with a hoist on it and if the site has one a front end loader to lift the damn thing cause my lil 3ton airjack aint gonna lift that fucker
I quit changing tires after my buddy got hit in the head by a 10 hundred 20 lockrim tire.
>>707468569
If I walked into a job like that...I would tell the client "Nuke it from orbit...it the only way to be sure"
>>707472391
did it fuck him up?
>>707463909
That's some gorilla welding right there
>>707463909
Anyone who appreciates their engine would not do that to it.
>>707469821
wouldn't work, diff would spin on the unconnected shaft
>>707463853
>Working at the car repair garage, when a confused man trailed his car
>Whathappend.gif
>He said he refilled the antifreezer and started the engine. Then a big fucking boom and the car stopped working.
>Lemmecheckit.jpg
>The refrigeration box is empty
>Let's check some motor oil
>Pull out dipstick
>Little blue drops on my shoes
>Deep breath
>Sir, can you tell me where did you spill the antifreezer?
>Right there, anon, where you pulled out the dipstick
The engine's pistons were in pieces due to the incompressible anitfreezer what's got into them.
>>707472568
He died from a blood clot in his brian in the hospital 2 weeks after it happened
>>707467154
Remnants from heat-treating. http://www.callies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Copper-Plating.jpg
>>707469498
noting, the bullet needs to be hit very hard in a concentrated point
and even if one went off it is highly unlikely that a second would also fire
>>707464878
Pretty cool. Might do one for myself
>>707472806
Also
>Nice e30
>>707469821
>9gag
>>707464703
I dont even know whats worse. the picture quality or the car
>>707470880
>the furious furry tip taps away at his keyboard
>n-no u broke!
>just finishing his bowl of ramen and canned Vienna sausage
>>707472657
friction on the diff would allow partial transmission of power, it'd work but he'd go slow as fuck
>>707465366
Idiot
>>707472568
During the OSHA investigation...it was noted that he did not use a safety cage.
After that his brother (who taught both of us the trade, and was our boss) put the law down...ANYONE caught not using a safety cage would be fired on the spot.
>>707463132
This... This has to be on purpose. Right Anon?
>>707470393
>amazing that it's still running
swimming
>>707466865
Oh god
>>707466912
That is a shock spring for a car. Something that will experience g forces with hundreds of pounds of vehicle it being held together with a few water hose clamps.
Imagine how much force a car can withstand in a pothole. Those springs are made compress completely. With a flathead screwdriver you could destroy those clamps without turning the screw.
Now imagine that lower half spring just going through the car body.
There's no secret club. That shit is like watching someone dousing themselves in gel ignite with a Zippo in hand giving you a thumbs up.
>>707464716
kek^2
>>707464093
fucking lost
>>707462906
fucking monstrous
>>707467154
Wtf camshafts
>>707472761
shit. There's a lot more force in a tyre than people realise.
>>707471307
Doesn't this boost the fps?
>>707466719
As a carpenter this one grips my shit the incompetent fool
>>707471461
>>707472669
>Sir, can you tell me where did you spill the antifreezer?
>Right there, anon, where you pulled out the dipstick
Where did he put the anti-freeze? Down the dipstick hole?
>>707473036
>>707464065
its malware, dont open the .lnk
>>707464033
topkek
>>707473182
hell yeah....in a truck tire it is about 90psi in teh tire.
A car tire is about 32-35psi
Watch this video and be amazed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuGZxmIBkaU
>>707465859
just wow
>>707463401
Whats the engine?
>>707464116
looks like somebody just needs to turn their rotor
>>707473418
did he died
>>707464912
Look, it's the 4chan server.
>>707469821
First bump is going to snap that like a gas station condom.
>>707473507
semi truck + smart car = this
>>707473570
Not sure...i seen that on you tube the other day and ....as soon as the video started and I seen the guy propped on the airing tire...I know his ass was going flying without wings
>>707463862
hdmi with virus protection like wow so smart yay
>>707465018
it just reboots endlessly as soon as it gets warm
