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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707431995
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, No heresy!
Fucking captcha.
Wonder if this one gets buttblasted
>>707444674
I slept. That's about all that can be said for it
>>707445203
I hope :(
>>Alice
still here
These threads are so autistic, you people will be virgins forever
This nigga has like geass and shit and you should be ashamed! >> Check out how here <<
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>707445940
Same here pretty much. I never really have good sleeps.
>>707446004
What's your point anon.
Enjoy your eternal virginity
>>707446048
what if i do?
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
>>707446048
>Autistic buzzword
Autists have a bigger chance of getting laid then you.
>>707446211
Your posts are so interchangeable it's amusing
I'm sorry you're such a newfag to this thread that you didn't know about this, and you just realized it.
I mean, I'm getting people mad on the internet, like you are now, trying to prove your points so seriously to someone that will just forget about it.
I know you were in a really hard situation man, and you need attention, you probably felt the need to add some anons from the thread to feel some human interaction, but there is no need to vent on me. I know you've been through a lot, but I never pointed out how fucking pathetic you are when you post a picture and you reply to yourself so many times because nobody cares, or you are just jumping in every conversation in the thread, nah.
>>707446048
>>707446211
Be careful not to get banned again, you pathetic newfag
>>707446004
>>707446048
>>707446160
>>707446211
here's a reply you wanted so badly.
Claim
>>707446297
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
Claiming Seaport Princess.
>>707445859
Hey Shirobro.
>>707446239
Damage control, but if you really feel this way, chances are you have autism. so glad my gf isn't a body pillow or a pic of a Chinese cartoon, pic related it's me and her
>>707446435
I am bored so roll.
>>707446457
You catch me at a bad time, I must be leaving to school now. Hope you have a fantastic day.
>>707446297
Virginity: The Post
>>707446566
Aww. Good luck, though!
>>707446489
Why is your gf a terrorist?
Thread is hostile.
Defuse? Defuse.
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
claimed
>>707446423
Thanks
>>707446612
u faget u don't evn no bout mai waifoo
>>707446612
What do you say we gas these Jap worshippers Anon? Two nukes just weren't enough to get rid of this fucking faggotry
Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
>>707446489
Do you let your gf shape your eyebrows? I bet she cucks you daily.
Morning.
>>707446728
And roll.
>>707446823
Lonely virgin detected
>>707446728
Roll for shits.
>>707446489
you're such a big guy anon.
could you also post your adress for me please? ^^
I am a cutie little girl and i want to fug you!
>>707446891
Virgin, yes. Lonely, no.
Hi I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my waifu thread. I post here with my virgins, and my man babies. Everyone in here is fat, and stinky. One thing I've learned after 21 threads, you never know WHAT level of autism is gonna come through that thread.
Burgers didn't drop enough nukes on Japan to cleanse this filth
>>707446943
could i fug you?
>>707446962
terrible meme
I like the flood of haters. Do you hate because you don't understand? Is that it?
>>707447101
its just one guy with autism
>>707447075
no
>>707446962
you shouldn't be on this site
>>707446962
Nice pillow cover though.
>>707447177
I like this one because it actually seems true.
>>707447191
I guess I can see now.
>>707446836
Ohayou :D
Alice
>>707447101
>masturbates to cartoons
>wishes they were a jap
We are calling you an autistic tendie eating virgin because we don't understand kek
>>707447219
fine i'll rape you
>>707447274
>When you transcend the need for 3DPD
Fixed that for you
>>707447253
There are nicer Miku dakis.
No one has rolled any winners yet. Why have they stopped?
>>707447352
will you be my body pillow? :3
>>707447253
I was even gonna mention you too
ever thought of buying a daki?
>>707447345
fine rape me.
like i care
For lady eboshi
Post this shit on /a/ you fucking man babies
>>707447339
k
>>707447297
Ohayou gozaimasu.
>>707447407
Yup yup, but that one is still better than the non-existent one I have.
Reroll I guess.
>>707447427
Why the hell not? But first I need money and I'd rather start with some figures.
-707447509
I'm sorry /a/ does not appreciate our safespace
Good morning all
>>707447578
I feel you on the money front
>>707447509
how about you go back to reddit instead?
>>707447625
Good morning Illya.
You know what's really funny? Even if your "waifus" were real girls, they would be out of your league and not even take a second look at you. You're a fat, lonely loser with no personal hygiene or redeemable qualities. I understand this whole anime thing is a coping mechanism, but it's so god damn cringeworthy. You're digging your own graves you fucking autists
>>707447625
Good morning!
>>707447895
nice dildo
that yours?
>>707447625
Morning. How are you?
>>707447895
But they aren't so it doesn't matter.
My love for her is real and that's all that matters
How many of you cringey virgins live on a diet of soda and fried food?
>wake up to go to the bathroom
>open door
>walk in
>it's like a fucking furnace
>AC apparently isn't on for whatever reason
>turn it on and wait 5+ minutes waiting for it to cool down since my AC kinda sucks
>>707448075
I always liked sukiyaki
>>707447578
How is best vocaloid doing today? More visits planned?
>>707447625
Hello Illya
>>707447900
good evening
This is my new friend. Little fella was finally calm enough to not be a ball of stress so I was able to get this picture, though I didn't want to get too close lest I stress him out again.
>>707448303
hello there heaven
"evening"?
>>707448314
cool what's his name
>>707448314
Blurry as hell but it looks cute.
>>707448233
Doing good and I don't know, I should see a friend at night but I really don't feel like leaving home when it's cold.
>>707447867
>>707447950
>>707448034
>>707448233
How are you all doing? I'm doing well, a bit drowsy though
>>707448383
No name for the G.pluchra, the vinegaroon, or this one since I don't know their sexes yet.
>>707448482
you could give them sexless names
>>707448383
Well, maybe i'm making some assumptions by saying evening.
how's life treating you?
Claimed
>>707448474
Is it very cold there? Maybe put on a heavy coat
>>707448475
Didn't sleep well? Got any classes soon?
>>707448474
I didn't want to get too close cause it's been stressed out all day. No need to cause excess stress to the poor thing. It is pretty cute though. It still has its baby colors, but when it's mature it'll be velvety black.
>>707448551
I have names in mind for if they're male or female.
>>707448621
whats the time ?
fairly well. i was thinking earlier it might be cool to spend three days listening to music but i dont know if thats a great idea.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>707446728
No drinks today.
I don't know why people think being a Virgin or not having a girlfriend is a bad thing. I had my fair share of relationships with girls during high school (didn't lose Virgin status though) and towards the end of it discovered anime and everything involved with that. The more I watch and think about things the more I realise all the girls that have been in my life disgust me in some way or another. At this point in time I would happily settle for the one sided love of a 2d girl and keep my Virgin status. For the record I'm 22, live at home in a flat I purchased myself, have personal hygiene, and fap probably 3 times a week always to 2d girls because I'm not a faggot neanderthal dude bro.
>>707448748
oh i see
>>707448742
oh
i
see
>>707448875
incorrect
>>707448748
it's just 3:20 pm, but i always assume it's evening for other people
you shouldn't go overboard on things
i'll probably be off for dinner now
>>707448708
A little, then again I'm also a lazy pussy and it's going to get much colder in the winter.
>>707448742
Wait that's a different one in the pic right?
What names have you thought about?
>>707448969
i know what you mean. i always assume everyone's american. it's 8 in the morning for me
peace
>>707448875
I don't see any pedos
>>707448969
isn't everyone here in us or eu?
>>707449059
of course vast majority are from us, eu, and canada
>>707449226
I think we have more Strayans than Canadians here.
>Get OJ from McDonalds
>Somebody walks into me
>I drop it
>None on me, he's got it all over his pants
>I get another one for free
Today's going to be a good day
>>707449349
oh i forgot about them
whatever, they're just brits anyway lmao
>>707449415
Brits don't say things such as "sick cunt" or "I got molested by a kangaroo today".
>>707449400
Oh shit waddup Galil?
>>707449026
For the Chilean flame, Mara if it's a female, Begemot if if's a male. The vinegaroon I'll name Simone if it's a female, Albert if it's a male. The Brazilian black is Margarita if it's a female, Woland if it's a male.
>>707449517
okay so there are some MINOR differences but as far as im concerned theyre essentially the same.
y'know, put canadians in there too. they can be brits
>>707449026
It's okay. I'm a lazy pussy too. It got down to 1℃ recently which is gross. It's only about 10℃ right now and wet
>>707449517
Or "My baby got stolen by a dingo"
>>707449636
Canadians are french
>>707449689
canada = france = uk
I also have two millipedes named Robert and Terry, and three hissing cockroaches named, Joseph, Gregor, and Meursault (I had a fourth named Peter, but he passed away).
Send help
>>707449689
Or 'Goon of fortune'
>>707448314
The babies add another to their number. Looks like they might chill out some.
>>707449547
Listening to retarded high schoolers conversations in McDs before work.Some girl said she has a piss fetish now and someone thinks the opposite of a pen is a marker.
>>707449804
France is not in the UK
Do you know your geography?
>>707449876
Exactly
>>707449911
to me it is
Fuck my sleep schedule in particular.
>>707449886
They sound just like you. Fucking sperging out over someone not giving you a lewd
>>707449876
Yep, they're all pretty calm most of the time. The roaches fight, but that's social behavior that the Madagascar hissing cockroach males engage in.
>>707449886
wtf.. And while you doing that shit I am listening to this shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hke76X6jvVY
>>707449969
Why can't I fuck you instead?
>>707450042
Fuck off
I want my OG CC/Uta back
>>707449992
How are the others? Its been a while. And how did the castibg of the heads go?
>>707449835
Get in line
>>707449549
I'm hoping for the Chilean one to be male, vinegaroon male and Brazilian female.
>>707449804
France is an inferior nation, I wouldn't compare it to any other country.
>>707450125
Fuck off you too. I am the new C.C.! If you don't like me, hide my posts.
>>707450207
eh, i dont know anything about em
what about portugal. is portugal good?
>>707448708
Yeah, just couldn't figure out what the solution to a problem was and it kept me up. No class for about 6 hours.
>>707450233
I can't. Filters don't work on mobile
>>707449987
>Trying to trigger me
Nope
>>707450042
Why though
>>707450386
Throw the mobile out and use a PC/Laptop.
>>707450418
Why? For the glory of Nyan of course!
>>707450354
It's a hopeless sinking ship when it comes to finance and all of us are either rude or lazy. Other than that I like it here, specially the food.
Good morning or afternoon everyone
>>707449400
Hey Galil-chan <3
>>707449969
And senpai too <3
Is your sleep schedule fucked now or something?
>mfw cream team doesn't have kyoubot
>>707450506
interesting. have you traveled and had food from other places much?
>>707450518
Hello Shinobu. Haven't introduced myself yet. I am the new C.C. that some people don't like already. :( But nice to meet you. I have been lurking here for the past 24 hours.
yo wtf don't post my dick without permission
>>707450579
>>707450199
Peter passed away, one of my hissers. I was pretty upset about that for a week. Other than that, they're all doing very well. I'm going to change Eric's hide again since he seems to like it being totally closed off on one end. He's packed so much of his substrate in one side that he's standing on the glass of the tank since he had to dig it all out.
>>707450207
I'm hoping the tarantulas are females and the vinegaroon is a male, but I will love them all the same regardless.
>>707450658
>>707450384
That's the worst. I hate trying to think things through before bed
>>707450658
Wat
>>707450658
can i suck it without permission?
>>707450696
My discontinued random string spamming project. Named kyoubot in honor of the meme.
brb
I've been in a cave
For forty days
With only a spark
To light my way
I wanna give out
I wanna give in
This is our crime
This is our sin
>>707450503
You're an dumb
>>707450521
Hey Felix <3
>>707450658
You don't post your dick without my permission
>>707450792
Oh, kek.
>>707450730
Something's phissy.
Get it? Phismosis? No?
>>707450561
Hey there Kitten. Saw your message, assume they left?
And ya, I got oddly tired last night around 10. Probably from the fact I hardly got sleep earlier. But now I slept a night away, so fuck me in particular.
>>707450725
ok
>>707450730
I really need to shave
>>707450746
yep
>>707450764
Be gentle with me ;-;
>>707450833
It's already been posted
>>707450418
This picture is retarded
So is its use
>lol u better not b pretending to be retarded lmao xD
Especially irritating wheb Upotte! has so many good girls and you picked the worst one out of them. But then again, newfags gonna newfag
>>707450833
pls don't "an dumb" me.. I get sad when you do this.
>>707450626
I never got on a plane or left Portugal. I had the chance to go to France recently but it wouldn't really be holidays so I rejected it.
France doesn't really interest me for some reason.
>had food from other places much?
Not sure if I can say so, I like Chinese dishes quite a lot.
>>707451015
AN
DUMB
>>707451036
I want to feed you chocolate strawberries ^-^
>>707450971
ok
>>707450999
I'm 100% sure this is an attempt to trigger me, but I'll bite anyway.
Its a meme you dip
Name a girl you think I would like better than Galil.
>>707451015
I'm sorry, it was just a joke
>>707450746
Yeah, just kept turning it over in my mind wondering why certain solutions didn't work and trying to think of what else I could try. Then suddenly it was morning
>>707451204
D':
>>707451224
Ok. Love you bb.
>>707450642
why don't people like you? I thought you were the other cc guy. Nice to meet you.
>>707450833
How are you doing?
>>707450868
Yeah i think
Rip senpai
>fuck me in particular
Alright, I'll do that when i come down
>>707451320
Some guy goes "GIVE MY OG C.C. BACK TO ME U FUCKING CUNT" on me. No fun. Nice to meet you too.
>>707451214
Please do. That's like 2nd best fruit related thing to eat.
>>707451406
GIVE MY OG C.C. BACK TO ME U FUCKING CUNT
>>707451036
you really should have gone...
>>707451287
I like you as well
>>707451389
I'm doing good, going into work pretty soon though.
Kek'd at the pic though
>>707451389
Wew Kitten, aren't you frisky today!
>>707451449
but what's the first? :o o:
>>707451269
I don't even know what these are
>>707451523
Sitting 4 days doing nothing but listening to music and talking to my old man, occasionally helping him load/unload the truck doesn't interest me.
>>707451599
Cherries. Because they are the superior fruit. 3rd would be fruit salad.
>>707451546
Have a good day then Galil! <3
>>707451567
I could be friskier, but I'll save that for private moments~
>>707451852
but you get to be in france! i mean jeez like what else do you have going on?
>>707451522
See? This nigger ^
>>707451546
Could you assassinate Shirley pls? Oh wait. Nevermind. That stupid fake brother did that for you. lmao.
>>707450655
Isn't this heresy?
>>707451852
cherries are romantic :3
>>707451643
I remember claiming with a bowl of /mu/ pasta
>>707451903
I want him to heal my gate ;-;
>>707451258
Did you get any sleep at all?
>>707451917
If it was Italy or Germany I would be more interested, but it had to be my most disliked EU country.
Driving classes and a whole lot of autismo, 4 days of not downloading pics and music is a big loss.
>>707451903
Have good day at school today Felix <3
>>707451926
I don't know who the fake brother you're talking about is
>See you later guys, I may lurk a little bit though.
>>707452236
this is the best pic of your waifu ^-^
Ok finally done with my paperwork. Time to go to sleep. I wish you all peeps trips and quads and for that nigger to see the old C.C.
Stayed up a whole fucking night, saying I'm an owl person. Fuck that shit. I lied to you all. I never do that shit. I am going to bed. Fuck life. Fuck my brain for making stupid decisions for me.
>>707452057
Good night Alice. More like good day tbh
>>707451903
Good nap/day/whatever Felix.
>>707452074
If I am correct, that is a Miku? So good night/day Miku.
>>707451546
Good night bb.>>707451258
>>707451258
Good time to you too Illia.
bye /waifu/. It was fun monitoring every thread for 24 hours.
