YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>707438697
>>707438697
>>707438697
>>707438697
Funny pic. Ya under 5'10" would probably fall in her giant pussy LOL.
>>707438897
Go to sleep, gay man.
>>707439861
I bet that hip motherfucker cant play a single note without googling it first
>>707440169
All those nude pictures are completely fake.
>>707440504
That tard is getting trolled so hard and he doesn't even realize...
>>707440656
So hard to read...
>>707440169
He's not even big. What the fuck anon?
>>707440426
Fucking hurts to read this.
>>707440169
>>707440266
So what man this is a classic, one of the ones that made me love cringe, later to become cuckmemes
>>707440707
Jesus Christ that cannot be real.
>>707440865
Oh, it gets so much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18TySA0hss
>>707440009
who is that
I want to fuck it
>>707440426
Holy fucking shit
>>707440891
>>707440479
how fucking horrifiying
>>707440707
>I hate to juggle, but I love to snuggle
>>707438697
>a guy under 5'10
Doesn't this describe most men? I was under the impression that 5'9" was the average.
>>707441201
5'9 is the average of all men, but FUCKABLE men only exist in the 6'0+ club (unless you're rich as shit)
>>707440479
jesus
>>707440479
where did it all go this wrong?
>>707440675
Can't be real
most of this beta shit is not even funny. I do hope those motherfuckers don't reproduce ... humanity doesn't need more disposable waste.
>>707440009
Wheres his penis
>>707440971
>mfw
>>707440228
Dudes got to be gay
>>707441496
>>707440599
How can you be this needy?
>>707441653
It's mostly just sad. Which is unfortunate for them, but consequently good for us all because we all get a little boost here and that's nice.
>>707441969
utter loneliness and a lack of social awareness
>>707439861
When did healthy musician turn in to beta?
>>707442102
is... is that shieva from final fantasy? what the fuck even.
>>707440545
this is a cringe thread. not a ylyl thread
>>707441974
He did the right thing.
>>707442102
I sometimes wonder, did people like this exist before cartoons? Is it something to do with early exposure to cartoons as a child that makes them like this?
>>707442347
he could've get some weird and nasty fucking disease out of that mess.
>>707442330
>YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
I don't think so, anon.
>>707440522
>oh haha
this thread really did me good tonight boys
>>707441571
We don't want to be real, but secretly... we fear it is.
>>707440426
>people like this actually exist
>>707439825
thats a sweet costume dude
>>707440971
>is this reality? where did it all go to shit?
>>707441022
whis i didn't click on that
>>707441044
I was looking fro tranny escorts in the Uk and I swear I remember this image, maybe it was a fake.
>dont have the courage to go and never will, for the best desu
>>707442299
>'dad beans'
kek
>>707441653
>I do hope those motherfuckers don't reproduce
not to worry
>>707440688
His thirst is so strong that it blinds him. Sucks to suck, man.
>>707441654
>big guy
>big
>>707442668
poor dad
>>707442186
When I grew jealous of his synths
>>707441537
>bronys and furries is the same shit, once again confirmed
>>707440689
How does this creep make it though a day without getting detained for creeping so hard? Homeboy is like the village molester over here.
>>707440656
>hey is for horses
Next time I'm gonna seal the deal
>>707442299
>dad beans
gets me every time
>>707442318
Even pikachu looks like a fat tard
>>707442402
my bad
>>707440675
It hurts..
>>707441023
The true, terrifying face of autism.
>>707440689
these people should be rounded up...
>>707440821
he's holding those people at gunpoint...
>>707442973
We're all friends here, anon.
>>707439861
Sweet, two Oberheims and a Juno-60! I bet he can manipulate some sweet as textures!
>>707441141
> Drainage bag
> Feeding tube
Wat
>>707440223
why?
>>707442177
what in the actual fuck
>>707438697
>>707440656
I guess all you need to be a writer is to tell everyone you are. This is cringeworthy.
>>707440545
The layout of this. I'm not even going to bother.
>>707439861
this is awesome not cringe
>>707443347
what?
>>707440372
top right is a comedy genius
>>707440707
>Only one chair... maybe you can sit on my face
>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus
>>707441351
Nice bait mate but it is getting old.
>>707441284
didn't know woody harrelson used to make memes
>>707443314
Fuck
>>707443314
fuck you
>>707443291
How is this not the greatest cosplay ever?
>>707441731
>>707440426
i skipped 80% of it because my chest hurt
>>707440228
Link has the worst fucking teeth
>>707441023
>>707440865
http //www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56f7278f6ad5e
>>707443347
>Instead you just tied yourself to a chair and are ignoring me
I hate when women do this.
>>707440169
This really happens?
>>707438697
why this youtube link? I actually like this guy now....
>>707440723
i lost so hard. i feel this
>>707444019
>>707443314
Absolute fagit
>>707440372
that guy on the right guy is the ultimate extra(he's in many, many movies and series), so probably all of these are fake.
>>707440426
I like how he is such a pseudo scientific tool that he has absolute no idea of quantum physics core mechanics... sounds like a kid tbh
>>707440572
I guess that anon posted that pic before the next full moon or else he wouldn't have the occasion to do it
>>707438697
>mfw I'm 5'11"
>>707442588
omg what a faggot. Hoverhand?! it's 2016 you pussy.
>>707444392
I already recognize this from the thumbnail
I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL
>>707441594
Jesus fucking christ dude
>>707441539
hitler lost
>>707443851
You in this thread Davin? I'd totally let you suck me off. Little faggot.
>>707440599
I like that moving to Louisiana is one step away from killing yourself.
>>707440978
get to fuck, this thread is good
>>707443291
bananarine? wolvernana? weapon peel?
>>707440891
A classic.
>>707444971
If you're moving to new orleans thats 1 step away from coming out of the closet.
>>707442370
hmmmmmmmmm
>>707444934
>>707444100
>internet
>>707440504
>times new roman
kek erytime
>>707443314
>>707442968
>>707442968
>>707442299
Dad beans will never get old.
>>707440426
>Logic is irrelevant my dear
Holy fuck I'm not sure I can go any further.
his fb is .com/BattulRageR
>inb4 nypa newfags
>>707440707
>I prefer a womanhole
Fucking gold
These threads only exist to make the losers on /b/ feel better knowing they'll never be this fucking bad.
>>707444302
Where the fk are his parents?
>>707444055
wat
>>707440999
Jesus christ... ps nice trips
>>707440599
what is wrong with this guy?
>>707438697
Didn't know Hax did book reviews
>>707440504
Times New Roman got me
>>707439861
Not cringe, that casio is cool. Just smug, avoiding vsts, the arsehole.
>>707443314
>>707440402
Was thinking "what's so bad about this"... but it hit
>>707440504
>Times new roman
10/10 troll. Poor kid.
>>707440707
>I would like to pump you
Holy fuck, the level of autism required for this to be real OR a joke is off the charts.
>>707443314
kyyyyyyys
>>707440402
I mean, just because you take a girl out to dinner and buy her gifts for valentines day it doesn't mean she owes you herself to you or something. If this chick is playing with this guy for shit like this, then okay, fuck her. But if she–or anyone else for that matter–makes it clear that they aren't interested in them romantically, and they still do this, then okay that's kinda sad.
Can any amerifats confirm seeing this ultra-beta-cringers in real life? EU-fag here, and i never see shit like this on the streets..
>>707440426
>quantum physics
KEK
>>707440504
>dead souls
>>707441731
This is one of those odd. Seemingly impossible and severely rare cases of what i like to call "winning"
>>707445679
Cuck
>>707440891
*scratches head confused as fuck* What the hell is this weird roleplay thing that only betas of the betas seem to do.
Like what the fuck?
>>707442460
>Username is Top Kek, and they're banned.
Not cringe, just a joke.
>>707445963
I....have no idea.
>>707445312
you don't say,faggot
>>707442177
Fucking Freud was right all along
>>707440865
what the fuck went wrong...
>>707441044
Is this a real hermaphrodite??
>>707441352
kekd
>>707443314
cunt
>>707445234
NYPA is the opposite of newfag. You're the reason 4chan is shit.
>>707440971
>trumphands.exe
>>707440865
Caelgender sounds like the shitty leafy vegetable
>>707441837
tl;dr
>>707444195
>So beta he hover-hands his cartoon pony girlfriend.
>>707440228
Do humans just like not believe platonic relationships to be possible anymore or something? Given this shit is stupid af and cheesy, but still like wtf.
>>707444784
Sad news for you.
>>707445679
thank youuuu
>>707440675
i actually hope this one is real.
>>707445843
this is sweden. cringy weeb shit happens all the time here
>>707441201
>newfag detected
>>707445983
top kek is just some anon reuploading logans work after he tried to delete his stuff
>>707446865
the point is that a platonic friendship doesnt require you to make big romantic announcements. It's cringey as fuck if you do. Have any guy friends ever done this kind of thing for each other?
>>707443314
pretty pony
>>707440545
this is fucking retarded kill yourself
>>707441201
average where? in the smurf village?
>>707444971
kek
>>707447235
>>707447235
>>707447235
>>707447235
>>707447235
>>707447235
>>707446865
Platonic friendship between men and women is always riddled with inequities and should be viewed with disdain. Men are not geared towards maintaining a relationship with women due to different societal expectations of what friendship is and should entail.
>>707447377
>>707447402
not image limit yet, fucking banana fucker
>>707441731
This can't have happened in real life. I mean, the name, sure. Why not. The teacher agreeing with it, why not. But the teacher actually and verbally agreeing with it because it's from MLP? And getting a date out of it?
>>707446453
gtfo back to reddeet nigger
>>707443034
They are Its called 4chan.
>>707440228
Mfw I actually really wish my friends loved me this much
>>707447533
>>707447235
>>707444968
lold hard
>>707439861
Pretty badass. I almost got a DX7 for a dime.
>>707446453
what are you even on about?
>>707440865
zap/Zep/ZAM
>>707440572
Don't turn your back on the wolfpac, you might wind up n a body bag.
>>707441023
I'm like 99.9999999% sure this is satire dude
>>707444055
They honestly seem like they're being weird just for the sake of weirdness to be honest
>>707441168
kek'd
>>707443314
Why is there a fucking pony
>>707440999
This is cringy yeah but like, so do people on here just not believe platonic friendships between different sexes are possible anymore or something? Also nice trips
>>707442276
I've always wondered this too. Looks like her... FF VIII maybe?
>>707445963
I imagine its a way to project their feelings and intentions without actually speaking them. As...unusual as that sounds, its not putting yourself out there, or as forward as regular speech would be. I imagine..
>>707446298
yeah, hermaphrodites and intersex people are a thing dude. Not that uncommon actually.
>>707447510
>due to different societal expectations of what friendship is and should entail
Nigga you retarded or something? Friendship is simple. You and the other person have one or two things you like doing together, you hang out, you trust one another and respect one another, and whenever one of you has it bad or feels down the other's there to support you. You do nice things for each other because fuck it why not and that's just what it is, because they're your friend and you like being around them.
Friend don't need to have a pussy or a dick to do that shit.
>>707441206
I'm more impressed at the specificity of the niche af group than anything
>>707442701
Some of these actually find equally cringey females to mate which results in another batch of twice as cringy kids.
>>707440723
kek erytime
>>707440009
her face is absolutely beautiful
>>707443851
">" nice
>>707441410
wat
>>707445722
25-65% of males in public schooling in the USA are even more beta than the cringe ITT.
>>707443314
4444
>>707449773
" >wow
>>707449893
>how to green text
>>707441537
"if you made it this far into my random ramblings"
I guess I'm the girl for him....*shudders*
>>707449951
<kys
>>707447733
Last week fucked around and got a triple double.
>>707441731
this hurt me physically to read
>>707440169
i'm ok with lady death you guys..
>>707441902
"week end"
Triggered
>>707446298
>>707443314
øæ'kæjhkj
When I saw the first dump of images on this thread, I didnt cringe, I moaned in pain.
>>707441141
i bet the organs inside its body look as messed up as the face
>>707440971
>>707442177
For use by trans man, yeah sure okay whatever makes you happy dude.
For use by straight woman with a guy with no sexual use involved....wat...like ....wat.
I mean I'm into some weird shit, I'm the worst kind of 4chan lurker trash (monster porn, pansexual as fuck, drug user, schizophrenic, cutter, horrible fetishes that I hate myself for, etc) but I really can't get my head around the enjoyment of your wife having a fake flaccid dick that you just squeeze sometimes I guess for ...arousal but not sex? ...I'm seriously so confused by humans right now.
Side note, who the fuck says "wang" in a serious tone like that.
>>707442299
Nice triple dubs.
Also "Dad beans" is what I shall now refer to my father's xanax as.
>>707442370
hmmmmmmmmmm
>>707449561
You think so huh?
>>707451131
I suppose its like wanting to have something personal in common, like a dick.
You can talk about it, share the experience of it, know that you both are dealing with the same thing...
Oh god, i have become the cringe.
>>707443334
proud to end ur genetic lineage
>>707440426
i don't know what cringier, the way he speaks or that he thinks what he's saying is actually possible
>>707440723
Tbh, he handled the trespassing situation pretty well
>>707443314
smh
>>707443736
I hate furries too but this is just a furfag making fun of his own culture, so what?
>>707444968
I lol'd and got hard
>>707441044
Please euthanize this horrible creature
>>707444195
his shirt says Capa but his hover hand says Beta
>>707448276
>Sting shows up at your house
>>707449089
THIS, fucking thank you
>>707451405
I know your pain my friend. God how I fucking know your pain.
>>707444750
Look I don't usually cringe so hard at stuff... but this... if this REALLY happened then I give up on humanity for good.
>>707440689
Nice, she handle that like a professional. 8/10 would partner
>>707441023
holy fucking shit
ITS EVERYWHEER
>>707443314
fuck you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO-t6z3J5Qk