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Get in here you fullas
Why are IDs even gone?
Dunedin reporting.
Fucking bored as shit, what the fuck is there to do on a Tuesday night?
>>707434297
Get wasted, watch movies, bantz on the internet. The big 3.
>>707434382
>Get wasted
Not an option. have classes tomorrow.
>watch movies
got any recommendations?
>>707434297
Get naked in UniPoil
Fuck a stupid nigger up
Dunedin checking in
Dunedin is boring when you don't live the uni life.
>>707434446
You ever seen The Right Stuff? Interesting movie about the first Americans to go into space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElzIPn1pXWE
New Zealand thread is always shit as. Fuck all you hori cunts
>>707434707
G one outs you little dumb cunt>>707434382
What are you gay?
>>707434692
Haven't seen it. might download it later and watch it. seems interesting .
>>707434887
Let's go bitch
>>707434632
Dunedin checking in here too
It's boring when you live the Uni life as well, that's why everyone drinks until they fall over
>>707433928
LAds timaru reporting in
>>707435076
Mail us the last slice cuz.
>>707435167
I'll male u a sleyesss of my peniz fag
>>707435231
Jokes on you, you'd slice your fucking cock into strips
>>707433928
>>707435272
I bet youd eat that shit up like your dad's kakahole you homo cunt
>>707434988
Kind of a weird movie, halfway between satire and straight faced. Here's the first scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjUlUf0fybA#t=60
Tokoroa
Welly reporting in mates
Im bored as
>>707435646
Same here bruh. Where you live?
Queenstown reporting in. Moved from Auckland. Love the tourist pussy.
>>707435373
>19/06/15
nice try faggot
I had a whitebait fritter burger for tea
>>707435714
waikato
>>707435577
Do you drink craft beer and enjoy ethnic pollution?
>>707435910
Also my dog is a lesbian
>>707436017
No, no. But I do exclusively wear black :^).
>>707436079
Honestly I've never met someone from Welly that's normal
>>707435787
hey kiddo. first time on nzg?
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
Reckon it'll happen again this summer?
>>707436935
yes, very likely.
Querco here
>>707433928
you fuckin pakehas piss me off eh bro
>>707433928
someone post their cock next to something from NZ
>>707437382
how are you on the internet in prison?
>>707437751
roll
lets get wet
>>707437569
There's something very comfy about this photo. Like they're on an adventure across the wilderness.
Cheers, tankposter.
Where are the noods
Dem muzzlebrakes tho
>>707437906
no problems anon
>>707437836
somebody with a funny walk had a smart phone on him
>>707438247
Hey tankbro, how ya doing buddy?
>>707437751
Next to memes
>>707438279
so so, how about you anon
anyone in auck CBD keen to get hiigh? :D
>>707438343
About the same.
Kinda sorta wanna drink.
>>707438397
Fuckd by RPG or mine?
aww, poor bradley is sad, just like me
>>707438413
i don't usually drink but if i had a bottle of vodka or tequila it wouldn't last long
>>707438397
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
tinychat com/nzcam
rolling for dubs
>>707438413
Kinda sorta wanna drink here as well.
Need to drive my old man to and from the hospital tomorrow though so I can't
>>707436935
who gives a fuck? seriously just a shitty icebox 9 months of the year and pleasant during summer with cold sea water
>>707438484
I don't usually drink on a weekday, so bored though
>>707438476
highly unlikely that it was an RPG given the amount of ERA it's got strapped to it. The decapitation (turret blown off) would've been caused by an internal explosion, i'm willing to bet the internal explosion was caused by an ATGM or TOW which is what most tanks are knocked out by these days
>>707438597
i only want to drink because i don't want to be sober atm, but i'd take anything else i can get my hands on, weed, opi's, whatever gets you inebriated
>>707438531
reroll
>>707438721
forgot image
Post nude girls u know
>>707438826
fair enough bro,
Wanna talk about it?
Wadup guys, IDbro here!
>>707438888
checked
>>707436165
i've met maybe three normal people and they were dreadfully boring
Palmy here
>>707438924
nothing to talk about, especially not on /b/ of all places, but i appreciate the offer
>>707438944
Nope, not falling for it.
I got the gym at 5:30 tomorrow. Should I go to sleep now or stay up and watch Netflix?
>>707438944
fake.
move along.
>>707438964
Nobody is normal.
>>707438998
Fair enough mang.
Have a cake
>>707438944
>>707438944
Bull
>>707438998
>especially not on /b/
Sometimes this is the only place to talk about it
>>707439052
i don't have much of a sweet tooth, but again, i appreciate the offer
>>707439052
>Nobody is normal.
take a stats course
>>707439119
i am not talking about my lifes problems to a bunch of randoms on /b/, done it before, didn't end well, learned my lesson
and no, no storytime
>>707439239
Fair enough, tankbro. I won't force the issue.
>>707438626
Thanks anon, good to know.
>A literal GODDESS
>>707438944
KYS
>>707438290
I like how we can kinda make you out by the shadow. You look cute. Post more.
>>707439298
OHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT
dis muh baby on world of tanks
dat 2.7in howitzer, 100% crew, camo net, camo, gun rammer
>>707439284
appreciate it anon
>>707439286
glad i could help
>>707439298
damn.......
>>707438997
My homie.
Also PalmyNorthBro reporting in
>>707439298
Who is this sperm worm?
>she will never be this happy to see you
>>707439504
>filename
>>707439298
>>707439545
wait is this real????
Does Dunners with the nice golden hair still post in here?
>>707439545
no one would ever be that happy to see me
>>707439545
IDBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>707439484
What's up?
>>707439298
>>707439545
Holy shit dude, it's been about a year
>>707439659
moar
>>707439659
Same guy from lastnight?
>>707439693
if it is idbro, then it's been a whole lot longer than a year
>>707439545
i love you
Wacko Jacko.
>>707439742
Yep that's me
>>707439736
You from Palmy?
>>707439768
ah really? didnt know you were an oldfag, tankbro
>>707439768
Pretty sure it was around mid Oct 2015
i fucking love how modern german military is heavily influenced by WWII era german military
tell me that turret doesn't look a tiger with that lack of armor sloping, god it's so sexy
i mean shit, they still use a modernized version of the MG42 as their GPMG of choice
>>707439768
I don't even know what day it is. TFW crippling depression so sense of time is fucked up
>>707439604
It's ginger
fightclub, looper, slumdog millionaire, cabin in the woods are some movies
>>707439604
Yes, GayNazi
>Deleted music folder only to have to start all again
>Why
>>707439875
i was lurking during the early glory days, saw idbro in his prime, his rise and fall
>>707439911
nah m8, way earlier
>>707440006
>crippling depression
i know those feels anon
>>707440048
Kek either this is a really good impersonator or it's really him
>>707440048
LMFAO
>>707440046
>GayNazi
What happened to her?
>>707440048
y tho?
>>707440090
her?
>>707435076
Dominoes Cheese burger!
Love it!
>>707439828
Oh yeah, what up homie.
Name of that chick?
>>707440048
gotta say this fake is spot on tbqh
>>707440222
trips don't lie
georgia payne pics?
>>707440048
Still an autist, I see....
>>707440267
also sea tank
GUYS RELAX ITS JUST GAYNAZI TROLLING
sup fags south aucks reporting in
>>707440332
Otara?
>>707440048
Prove it's really you by coming on tinychat
>>707440370
do i look like a nigga to u m8
>>707440436
yes
>>707440436
Bro, I can't see through my slit chink eyes.
>>707436017
Fuck it's true though.
>>707440484
no i dont
pic related
>>707440567
Kek
>>707439298
hows taiwan treating you?
>>707440567
still a nigger
you don't get to be called a nigga, you're a nigger
>>707440222
>>707440267
>>707440310
dez nuts when quercy on cam
>>707440669
i'm not saying you're not real, i'm just saying trips don't lie, apologies if i caused any offence anon
Anyone from Dunedin
>>707440669
ANONS ABOUT TO CATCH THESE HANDS
>>707440658
Bro, are you like those high functioning autists that know everything about a single subject? I got a cousin like that, little cunt knows everything about trains, and nothing about how to not tard.
>>707440687
Wat.
If they gonna burst, get em looked at bro
>>707440624
now am angry
>>707440747
i know a whole lot about tanks, i also know a whole lot about engines, a fair bit about human sexual anatomy and a couple of other things
i like to read
>>707440809
careful you don't get shot
>>707440669
Stop teasing bro. That really you?
>>707440742
Yes, multiple Dunedinites in here, yo
>>707440747
also i used to know a kid like that in primary school, name of Colby, fucker was OBSESSED with trains
>>707440831
My man, I take back that autist statement
>>707440860
>youre not my real dad
you cant tell me what to do
look guys i can be idbro to
>>707440936
Autism and trains must be linked somehow. We must investigate.
>you will never cum over her
>why live
>>707440974
you're a nigger and a gorilla now, the odds are seriously stacking against you mate
>>707441009
l-l-l-lewd
wheres wellytits?
>>707441009
Yep.
It's the real one for sure
>>707441006
I like trains.
if this thread doesn't make 300 i will fist my anus on livestream while dressed up as a school girl in chastity
>>707441066
Yeah need welly tits
She's a fast thread tonight, boys
>>707441109
i have an officially licensed asdf movie "i like trains" t-shirt
>>707441122
brb, making a separate nzg thread to this one
>>707441009
is she your waifu?
>>707441122
Tinychat dotcom nzcam
>>707441172
Fuck, it is too. Two thread night tonight?
Let's celebrate the return of IDbro
>>707441171
ass?
>>707441220
clever, very clever
>>707441265
Fake IDBro.
>> legends never die
>>707441009
cum on my tits plz
>>707441035
>gorilla/nigger
>actin like they are different things
you dont know me
>>707441276
cake?
>>707441265
I'm not completely sold that it's IDbro
>>707441319
well seeing as though you asked so politely.. jesus fuckinh christ do i have to do everything around here
this thread needs moar french tanks
>>707441320
thankfully, i don't know you, i'd kill myself if i did
>>707441411
oh frenchies? lemme see what i can wrassle up
>>707441006
My ex's sister was severely autistic and loves trains
>>707441265
didnt you hear? no one likes him. thats why he killed himself
>>707441319
He only cums for plastic korean girls
>Christchurch
>>707441411
>need more tankz
heres a guy pissing in a tank
>>707441463
We LOVE him
>>707433928
>Nee Zealand
Why don't you faggots just admit you're basically Australian? Why bother pretending to be a separate country. Just like the fucking EUROCUCKS, why don't they all just join together as the Cuck Nation of Europe and freely open all their doors to their new shitskin Mudslime masters? You're as big of a cuck as the French.
>>707441495
Connection errors S-STILL
>>707441411
No thread needs French tanks
>>707440928
Mean. Uni people?
>>707441463
Get your photoshopped shit out of here m80
>>707441528
dont know why that post got split up ffs FUCK MY LIFE
>>707441530
KYS KYSS
>forgot yoona
>how
>>707441520
Let me guess, you are American.
>>707441542
I have a fetish for post WW2 french colonial tanks
>>707441564
>implying i can afford photoshop
>>707441587
Feels like im back in 2015 nzg
Fuck..
>>707441494
I'm from Christchurch too, nigga
>>707441657
>Teamview
WELLYTITS WE NEED YOU
>>707441411
and of course, when i want to post french tanks i can't fucking find any
oh the joys of scrolling through 5k images
>>707441628
>>707441530
>>707441587
It's been a year and you still haven't switched ISP's?
>>707441692
whats that
>>707441698
>i can't fucking find any
what kind of beta tank fag are you?
>>707441009
9/10 very IDbro-esque post
>>707441598
No need to sound so jealous. It's not my fault I was born in the greatest country on Earth. Yes, I am part of the white American master race. I'm not from some third world shithole like New Zealand or Europe. You faggots need to learn that the answer is less gun control and more freedom. Hey, maybe you all will discover oil there one day and earn the right for our military to come and liberate you're third world shitshow of a country.
>>707433928
I'd like to visit your country, seem beautiful
South cunterbury
only 70 posts left in the thread
WE OUT HERE
>>707441713
I like drink
:-\
>>707441587
why did you leave me? ;-;
>>707441792
one that scrolls through 5k of tank images just to find ones that i haven't posted before so that i'm posting OC you faggot fuck
>>707441831
B8 r8: out the g8 m8
>>707441319
got any more of them photos?
>>707441695
newfag my names Quercy
>>707441955
depends. are you idbro?
oh look, a french tank
namefags are cancer
>Be woman living in New Zealand
>Equal opportunity, make up majority of student population
>Worldismyoyster.jpg
>Walk streets without fear of rape and murder
>FeelsGoodMan
>Never mention atrocious treatment of women in the less developed areas of the world
>Too busy facing real oppression
>See article about men liking friendship statuses on Facebook >mfw triggered
>Share in an attempt to rally allies against m'patriachy
>Tfw female empowerment
>>707440981
(you)
>>707441554
I'm polytech student, but surely there's other Otago Uni students lurking
>>707442020
`you spelt Austrian wrong
>>707441924
You left me
>yoona never left me
>>707441928
Awww I love B1s
* QUERCY TITS
What a time to be alive and posting
>skytank
>>707442086
hue
>>707442092
right?
>>707442090
Fuaaaaaaaark. Did your plan work out? Did you get with them korean sluts?
>>707441587
>>707442090
Did you and Gaynazi ever go on your trip?
>don't want this GIRL in my GENERATION
>>707442210
We had a CONNECTION error
>>707442073
What you study bro
>>707442251
Would love to dump my Americum inside that little slut
TFW threads too fast for you to read
this is my last post for the night
i'll see y'all niggas another day maybe
later alligators
>>707442456
Doing a Bachelor of I.T, meh
And you, bro?
>>707442499
Dubs to finish. Well played.
G'night.
who /comfy/ here
>>707442090
ummmmm who are your favourite new regulars/namefags of nz threads in 2016?
>>707442485
same here bro, steady on
>>707442541
RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING HERE
>>707442541
plz come to tinychat!!!!
CATCH ME ON FIRE
>>707442541
First time ive been comfy in the ol nzg in a long time
any fucking WEED in the TRON
>>707442541
>>707442700
can't even tell if it's a fake or not anymore.
this guy's done his homework.
>>707442726
i can hook a nigga up, where you at and how much you wanting
>>707442480
I remember seeing more /b/tards from the US wanting to fuck Lorde back when she was more popular and thinking "wow, these retards will fuck anyone who's popular."
Maise Williams is another example
>>707442700
Didnt you originally post a webm with this post? #exposed?
Welp 20 posts left
have to beat idbro for 300
>>707442839
hilly, 50bag? or if u know of any zips ma dude?
I am Lorde ya ya ya
>>707438885
I like the cut of your jib, Tankbro.
>>707442518
Nice, I work in the uni. Need a career change
>>707442700
IDbro greetings, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Harley and I'm kind if new here. I've observed these threads for some time and it's clear you're the man to know on these part. I'm from Christchurch myself and think we should collaborate our talents and we could be running this place in no time. Give it a think over, I don't need a reply right away. I'm here most nights lurking from 5pm until bedtime. I think you're pretty good on your own but together we would get work done.
>>707443046
kek
WHERE MY NOONAS AT?
>>707443046
this never gets old
>>707441122
you better start lubing up your ass, faggot.
>>707443107
Germany :(
>>707443107
What did he mean by this?
>>707442917
is zips nuslang for oz?
also northland reporting for doody
DONT REPLY TO THE FAKE IDBRO
>still on second bottle
>>707443257
well fuck.. thats the gif ive been waiting for
>>707443226
literally no one cares about idbro. fake or real
>>707443226
I hope he tells us if he was a fake or not cause I am so confused right now
300?
I keep it 300 like IDbro
>>707443198
dunno ive been using zips for ages. yea tho
cus u know they come in zips ma dude
>>707443321
3 hunna
300 posts in 2 and a half hours. We're back fam
Thread is now dead at 302
>>707443257
thank you for coming back.
i keep it 300
like the romans
300 bitches
New thread, boes
>>707443359
>>707443359
>>707443359
>>707443257
I missed seeing this gif almost everyday
i keep it cucked
like the whitebois
cucked bitches
Can't believe fake idbro got the thread to 300..
>>707443257
rest easy m8
shots for the 300
Why are fagots scared of clowns...
All they want are hugs.
>>707442866
I just want to fuck Lorde, Maisie Williams, and Amy Schumer because they are sexy as fuck and beautiful in general. Learn to accept superior American definitions of beauty you Aussiecuck.
>>707443839
American definitions of beauty make as much sense as your other units of measure
