Why am I single
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Why am I single
are you a dude
With tits like that idk.
>>707410792
Not a dude.
Are you a crazy psych bitch? Also, tits and timestamp or gtfo.
Kik? Op?
First off... time stamp or gtfo
Because your hand is blocking the goods.
>>707410971
You could be a trap. How about pussy and timestamp.
>>707410604
>time stamp or gtfo
time stamp or gtfo
>>707410971
Timestamp those tits.
>>707410604
Additude I'm guessing
>>707410971
Tucked your penis between your legs. Spread your lips pls.
>>707411129
Virgin detected
Let's see some more
>>707411320
Fuck you newfag. This >>707411230
>>707411205
Right? I prefer subtractitude myself.
>>707410604
No idea OP you genuinely are fine and dont give off a slutty try hard appearance. 10/10 would date.
>>707411205
*attitude
**atti-dude am i write?
>>707411462
Now we're going to need the sharpie in the pooper.
Ill be yr new bf :p got a kik or somthing
>>707411462
Alright, good job.
You're single because you're not putting yourself in position for guys to ask you out.
You have tinder?
You go to parties?
You go to community events?
>>707410604
Because you are the kind of person who goes around posting nudes at 4chan?
>>707411462
9pm? Which west coast state?
>>707411462
Well that just became a harder question to answer. Either you're a cross-posting guy and you know why you're single or you're kind-of cute. Maybe it's because you're not being assertive enough?
...Shit, am I not being an asshole on /b/? What the fuck...
>>707410604
Because your caustic personality drives people away. That's why I am single at least...
>>707411687
This guy wins
>>707410604
Because you are fat, unattractive, and have no self worth. Which is why you are posting your pics for strangers. Worthless whore
>>707411462
Squeeze something between those tits?
Also, kik?
>>707411480
Hey, calm down man. It's OK if you're a virgin.
where do you live OP?
>>707411668
Yes I do all that... I meet guys and they all turn out weird
>>707411727
Are you trying quality over quantity? In terms of first dates, having a few bad ones helps you know when you're having a good one. Kind-of would've liked to learn that lesson before I turned into a wizard, but it's not too late for you.
>>707411687
godlike
Op if you live in California (209) we can go on a date and get food and talk and what not
>>707411726
California
>>707410604
Where do go to meet people? How active is your social life? Become interesting and people will be interested in you
>>707411777
Oh shi... check'em
>>707411901
Fuck you mean "weird"?
I want you to actually type out what you. Are they gay? Are they 4chinners?
Lol wtf I'd smash
19/male/Chicago
>>707410604
Face is busted
Fat
Probably have a terrible personality
>>707411726
California >>707411939
How many dates do you think? I've been on about 5
>>707411901
Wait so your choosing to be single then? because everyone is weird.
date me
>>707412004
Oh, the worst one. We'll there's your problem. Only fake people live in cali
>>707410604
Cause you probably have a terrible personality
/thread
>>707412121
Weird as in controlling or like to have sex in front of crowds
>>707412004
Move to Portland and let me couple with you, I will gently rub your legs while we watch Netflix.
because you're fat, because you have bad skin, because you're posting pictures like this on 4chan.
kys, world has enough of fat chicks
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>707412121
Weird as in controlling or like to have sex in front of crowds >>707412209
What would be on Netflix? You choose
>>707410604
problem solved
>>707410604
You are probably a Cunt in person. Maybe you are a snob. You probably chew like a cow, you probs don't like anal.
Show ass and maybe I'll date you.
Not assertive enough?
>>707412162
You can't /thread your own post fag
>>707410604
because u are fat bitch
>>707412280
Hahahah! There we go
You are not ugly, just fat. No one likes fat people.
Hit the gym!
>>707411901
You attach yourself to weird people. Weird people are weird. You attract them because you have something "quirky" about you. Quirky is not a good thing, despite what your mother tells you.
Act normal, dress normal, be normal, meet normal people.
Tell us something you're actually into. Like your favorite hobby.
>>707411850
See this >>707412271
>>707412308
Ass
>>707412099
ay hmu bb grill lets go on a d8 and fuck like wild animals i'm cali too
>>707412274
Iron Fist when it comes out
>>707412478
show pussy
>>707412422
Favorite hobby: painting
>>707410604
How many of the following traits do you possess?
[_] beautiful face
[_] great body
[_] intelligence
[_] humour
[_] kindness
[_] confidence
[_] financial stability
[_] maturity
[_] creativity
[_] loyalty
Total: _ /10
>>707411803
Edgy
>>707412478
Meh it's cute. Not what I'm into but certainly would mess around with, open to being fwb with a random stranger online?
>>707412543
but with a body like this>>707412478
we wouldn't be watching anything... ;)
>>707410604
You haven't called me yet
>>707411901
You need to embrace the weird. That's the key to happiness.
>>707412635
In my opinion 6 or possibly 7 out of 10
>>707412280
Kekareno
Snapchat?
You're probably single because you are choosing to be single or shy.
Feminine virtues are a turn on in men. Submissiveness, good cooking, cleaning, being able to hold a conversation is a real + but not even necessary for most guys.
From the ages of 15-26 women have a lot of power in the sexual dynamic between men and women.
After 26 men have grown up enough to realize, "oh my fucking god, I have ALL THE POWER" and we do. We literally have all the power.
My best advice to you is hook a man and sink deep into him and marry him early before 25. Because once he wakes up and realizes he can 'keep his options open' well.
Lose a bit of weight, you're not fat, you're cute and I'd fuck the life out of you if you lived in Toronto and are STD free.
But otherwise all men want is a 'girl' a nice 'girl'. That's really it. Are you a girl? You have nice tits and probably a nice vag. So if you're single you're just not trying hard enough or not settling.
At your current level, you're not getting a super hot guy. You could get a decent guy.
>>707412672
Where are hou
>>707412099
Depends, unfortunately. If you have a group you hang out with, just spending more time with 2nd degree friends (friends of friends, etc) or people that share a hobby is okay in terms of seeing people that are potential dates. There's no hard number, but I 'dated' and bombed horribly with 12 people before I found someone that I dated for 4+ years. Then that ended, but I learned, rinse, and repeat.
>>707412846
Smack dab in the middle of Cali.
>>707410604
Because you're posting on 4chan seeking validation, which means you're insecure as fuck, which probably means that you can't hold down a relationship due to aforementioned insecurities.
>>707412635
Not OP but im a solid 5. Nbd.
>>707412846
>Where are hou
If this is OP, this is why you're single.
>>707412478
post pic with mouth open
>>707412478
If you're in LA, I'll give you my deets to fuck me tonight.
tbh youre a little chubby
id fuck you tho
>>707412478
[jerking it to those toes]
So, what do you mean by "weird"?
>>707412850
Wow 12 is a lot, I guess I'll keep going! Any fresh date ideas besides just going to a bar
I feel bad for you. Women have it rough because guys are dumb, ugly, or fucking stupid and weird. But then again, so are women. Man, dating fucking sucks. Every fucking girl I've dated since graduating university has been a fucking moron. The only good smart girls seem to be doctors & lawyers.
Though I haven't ever fucked a doctor or lawyer yet so I don't even know if they're still "smart" the next day.
>>707412977
..... LA is big.
>>707410604
Serious answer, you're probably single because most guys these days are retarded, entitled, deluded, porn addicted, bitter, fat ass man-children. I mean women these days aren't much better. Most people these days have a lot of mental issues, and think they're special snowflakes while being either dumb or fat or both.
>>707412996
I'm definitely chubby, not hiding it
>>707412478
moar feets
>>707410604
Keep posting pics of that Delicious chub body tho. Keeping my chub intact.
>>707413360
>>707413220
Typical /b/tard whiteknight blaming men on this bitch bein single, nah its her fault homie.
>>707413256
If it means anything to you, I am vigorously masturbating to your pictures. I think you are hot.
>>707413445
Post your tits? That cleavage looks promising. You got a kik/snap/skype?
Op im almost positive i know you lmfao what state are you from
>>707413507
I've found that most men like it, I don't have a hard time with hook ups, i have a hard time with relationships
because behind a great set of tits you're probably a massive cunt.
>>707412895
Come to Turlock
I'll buy you chicken nuggets
>>707413445
Keep the timestamp as well. Willing to take requests for a bunch of /b/tards?
Sure someone like you enjoys attention.
Hey op date a non weird alpha like me.
Fuck all these pussy boys
I like long walks on the beach drinking beer and Power fucks thru out the day hmu on Snapchat @leftbrain6
You're pretty hot. What kind of job do you have?
This girl is super fuckable.
Does it make you wet to post these pics?
I want to spread your legs and pound your pussy so fucking hard
>>707413664
Is that near pixley
>>707413596
already said california, twat.
>>707413702
I wanna grow up to be just like you
>>707413445
Got any full frontal nude pics?
Because you're a fat fucking heffer.
FUCKING KEK AT ALL THESE /B/TARD AUTISTS TRYING TO GET PUSSY ON 4CHAN.
hahahahah.
>>707413626
well... there is no easy answer to this. Humans are so varied and there are so many of them. It just turns into a numbers game and if you aren't the type to go out and fish for it. It might never show up. Why do people break up with you? What is the most common link?
>>707413702
>>707410604
Do you swallow?
>>707413848
good fucking luck, faggot.
>>707413445
post more quickly i wont cum at this rate
>>707413702
Doesn't taking all those power fucks make your sphincter hurt?
>>707413702
PS dick game strong I'm in my current bitches bathroom but I'll leave her for ya
>>707413757
Google map it you fuckwit
>>707413757
Like 3 hours away maybe, that's not too bad
Is there someway I can contact you. I'll post my info of course
>>707413890
I've only had 2 boyfriends, one cheated on me and the other gave me no reason.
>>707412836
Untrue. Women have all the power up until they hit menopause. Online dating sites prove women are chased by 100s of thirsty guys as long as they're of basic attractiveness.
I have seen screenshots of the dating profiles of women well into their 30s and 40s, with 100s of messages from guys as young as 20 begging to take them out.
A woman up till the age of at least 40 can get laid any time she wants, there are very few many of any age who can get that
>>707410604
idk, you remind me of my friend ashlin... you look nice enough. im a fan of rugged, chipped nail polish (personal fetish, makes me think you're good with your hands.) you come to /b/ so you're probably entertaining to talk to... 8.5/10 would date.
[email protected] <- email
>>707413932
>>707414034
Only two? How old are you if I don't mind answering such a question?
>>707410604
The patriarchy probably.
>>707413939
Top kek
>>707413090
Things I did (not in order)
1. Group dinners then solo dinners
2. Went dancing at Atomic Ballroom in CA (there are beginner lessons for first timers)
3. Went on a 2-person kind-of scavenger hunt/bar crawl
4. Went hiking in a national park
5. She asked me to come to her harry potter trivia night.
6. Movie night and she stayed when everyone else went home.
7. Used darksitefinder to find a dark area and went stargazing. Bring a blanket, sterno and supplies to make smores
8. Went out for dinner. No shame in the classics either.
9. Beach day
10. Went to a beer festival
11. Went to a concert in LA
12. Err...got drunk booty called and no first date occurred.
>>707414182
Got a snapchat? Be willing to fuck around on that?
>>707414182
Nice ass. Got a pic of you squeezing something between your tits? Wouldn't mind fapping to that.
>>707414158
now wait for the dick pics
>>707414263
I am 24
>>707411727
I can smell the semen in your butt from here you abominable faggot.
You got a nice ass, but I can tell high pitched annoying voice
>>707414182
rica!
>>707414374
>That's what he really wanted
>>707414340
What age are you?
>>707413939
Sphincter feels fine bro. All about the technique. Faggot
>>707414340
I love number 7
>>707413450
Typical guy I was talking about, can't take any criticism or responsibility at all.
Guys these days are less attractive than any other time in history, while also having a more entitled attitude than any other time in history. They are basically a bunch of losers who think the world owes them a hot girl, and become extremely bitter as a result
Idk bout the rest of 4chan, but i'd eat that ass.
>>707414106
>>707414556
Pedo
>>707414377
I see, I hate to be the optimistic bastard, but I if you put yourself out there in the right way, you will find a man no problem. It's just a numbers game... Maybe don't be afraid to make the first move either?
OP, How old are you?
![1153023[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z2XB6mM.jpg "1153023[1].jpg")
>>707414402
Damn, I'm so transparent. You've got me pegged. Have an upvote and go back to Voat.
>>707414556
You might also love bleach.
>>707413905
Only way to do it
>>707410604
I'd tap that
>>707414647
well
maybe you should try with a female
if its that hard to find an atractive guy
>>707414529
>>707414556
I'm 27. aaaaaand, I'm on /b/ so no points for style.
>>707414775
oh fuck you this is /b/ don't whine
If anyone wants to sext, kik me at @White_Faggot_
>>707414182
This bitch is fine holy shit.
You're single because you want to be single because you're still shopping for men clearly
And tonight you're just getting wet and feeling sexy from showing off your body...
So keep going
we're pleased
>>707414182
my god, you are really hot, please keep posting so I can keel jerking off (do not feel offended please)
>>707413596
How do we know each other
>>707414449
High pitched voices can be cute fug off
>>707414985
gr8 analysis i r8 it 8/8
>>707410604
Those tits, so beautiful, please show more
there is nothing better than two big fat tits
>>707414985
>>707414973
Why advertise your gay Kik here? in a thread started by some slow self esteem girl getting her tits out?
>>707415221
holy fuck my cock is throbbing
>>707415191
agreed
with timestamp please
Aye, Baldwin park, smoke buddy or what.
>>707415221
You need to post more girl. Keep us entertained and we will do the same.
>>707415221
That's a nice pair. When's the last time those tits got fucked?
>>707414969
You're clearly not appreciating the pun,
So I hope you like this shitty poem.
Surprise! I fucked yer mum and you're my son,
...and takes a faggot to know one.
Seriously, it was for the dildo joke,
Just for you, my words bespoke,
In shitty low-class rhyme scheme,
You my sir are...aladeen.
>>707415350
I don't smoke, just drink
>>707414182
you look fun, come cam and dont worry about being single
> femanon
> cams
> .com
use puffin browser if youre on your phone or use chrome on computer
>>707415221
I'd cum inside you and make you my wife. I'd have you dress in light see through clothes and fuck you right out of them.
Really nice stuff you got there.
>>707415389
lol wut
You have aids?
Hopefully this builds your confidence. I'm sure most people can relate but yeah you're very cute. Needs more cute face pics but I guess perfect tits will do lol.
Chin up!
>>707415363
It's been about a month.
>>707410604
>>707410971
>>707411462
>>707412478
>>707413445
>>707414182
>>707415221
Where the fuck you at, OP? I'll marry you.
>>707415221
I want to cum to you tonight
>>707415534
Show us lonely pussy
I smoke, you drink. ;]
>>707410604
I once asked the same thing, then I went outside in a skirt. Problem solved.
>>707415534
Shame, they look nice, they should be put to good use more often. Show more of them?
>>707415221
youre so fucking hot
>>707415744
>>707415676
Deal.
>>707415868
>can i habe pusi
>>707415868
i'll be giving you the cactus soon ;)))
>>707415868
Nice nip, show both?
>>707415221
Moar of those tits!
>>707415868
must feel amazing to be able to make a ton of people happy just by showing those beautiful fat tis, MORE PLEASE !!!
>>707416109
agreed
Bless your heart
>>707415868
come cam
> femanon
> cams
> .com
>>707410604
yt channel "sv3rige"
>>707416109
i can die now
>>707415868
I hate cacti.
Write "Daddy's little girl"above tits or on paper, then show paper with tits
What glorious tits
I'd wife you for those alone. But only if you promised to fuck at least 4 times a week.
>>707416109
>>707410604
because that aint a picture of you
>>707416324
I LOVE YOU GIRL, you made me happy tonight
>>707416324
holy shit
please
dont stop
MOAR
>>707416324
show your feet! gogogogo
>>707416324
Finger in mouth?
>>707416324
keep going you gorgeous fuck :^)
>>707416238
Just post your snapchat. Post slutty stuff on there. You aren't ready for a relationship.
>>707416324
Were you roomates with kay?
>>707410604
You look fat.
>>707416597
Nope, I've always lived alone
>>707416324
maybe you are single, but everyone in this thread want to marry those tits right now
>>707416324
HOLY SHIT
SHE'S MINE
FUCK ALL OF YOU
I'LL STAB ALL OF YOU IN THE EYE IF YOU COME NEAR HER
>>707416617
WHAT THE FUCK FG
1V1 ME NOW YOU PIECE OF SHEET
>>707416617
GET THIS FUCKING NIGGER OUT OF HERE
SHE'S NOT FAT
SHE'S 'THIC' AND NICELY THIC TOO
STILL FEMININE SHAPE
NOT A BLOB
FUCKING SEXY FUCK YOU YOU STUPID NIGGER
>>707416268
You actually look beautiful. Sure, not the most beautiful in the world but 100% not ugly. Pic related, it's me
![59297-terminator2_576pyxurz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qCvDoUt.jpg "59297-terminator2_576pyxurz[1].jpg")
>>707415925
>>707416343
You guys are my favorite. I'm glad someone enjoyed that.
show your butthole
>>707416722
>>707416878
feetttttttttttt
and pussy gogogogo
>>707416888
can you post your mail
so i can send you dick pics
>>707416617
I never claimed I wasn't thick
>>707416878
Mm. Tell me, any kinks?
>>707412209
Portland is a hipster shithole. Way worse than CA.
>>707417009
Sharpie in pooper
>>707416878
i fucking love you
i
i fuckigin
holy shit she did it
shes making /b/ GREAT AGAIN
>>707417009
Thick is the only way. Great body all around.
You either give out too fast or you don't know how to suck dick right.
>>707416986
I'm good, thanks. I don't need dick pics. What I need right now is more of this beauty
>>707416878
Keep them coming!
>>707417127
>>707412121
Weird as in autistic creepy beta orbiters
>>707417158
I usually do give out too fast but I don't understand why guys won't date me because of that.
>>707417257
Absolutely gorgeous!
>>707416888
Trips? I hope you trip on one of the big black dildos that are lying all around your house faggot.
>>707417257
Make Ahegao face
>>707410604
How do you feel about fat dudes?
>>707417341
It doesn't seem like a problem. Could probably be fixed with some conditioning
>>707411803
Complaining about the attractiveness of a mildy above weight female
While on 4chan
Actually kill yourself
You're cute but obviously overweight & since you're in California, that's gotta suck cause so many 8+/10s who are fit & young move here.
I'm in Anaheim fyi
>>707417257
Lads, could you imagine fucking this beauty while her tits bounce all around.
Could you imagine pummeling her pussy while she rides on top of you and when she leans forward she's putting these beauty tits in your face?
Lady, you're good. I've gotta work tomorrow and you're keeping me up. I was about to sleep before I found this thread.
>>707417257
Squeeze that remote between your tits?
>>707417341
>I don't understand why guys won't date me because of that
because they know everyone else has had a piece. You don't bring that shit home, you nut in/on/around it and leave it.
Show us that juicy wet cunt. I wanna cum all over your pics
>>707417353
Nice meme'd bro
>>707417341
ill fucking date the shit out of you
like, i will drink your bathwater
i swear to god that ill steal your underwear and fap everyfucking night until my dick falls of
holy shit this is a joke. youre hot. looks like a nice person. why the fuck arent you hooked yet?
>>707417459
My favorite is being on top while having my tits sucked
>>707410604
>>707410971
>>707411462
>>707412478
>>707413445
>>707414182
>>707415221
>>707415868
>>707416324
>>707416878
>>707417257
>Why am I single
At first i was going to take the question seriously.
Then i realized the real agenda was attention whoring and compliment farming.
Gr8 sexy b8 m8, i r8 8/8/8
>>707410604
cus you do shit like this
>>707417431
>what
>you new nigger
>die in a hole
>>707417578
this is /b/
at least is not a trap... right?
>>707417578
We got cheap nudes outta it
>>707417341
Its because guys think you've therefore put out with lots of other guys, and that makes you less desirable.
Try holding back a bit, for a few dates at least.
Having said that, my mate is still with the girl he fucked on a first date, 5 years later
>>707417696
kek
>>707417257
Two exams tomorrow. Would rather appreciate this all night. Thanks for the reply, thanks for posting, hope you find what you're looking for you perfect woman you.
>>707417562
I can make that happen
>>707417562
Why do most girls love to be on top? It's not that pleasant actually
>>707417578
And most of us here are pic farming for later use?
>>707417696
Right?
>>707417578
At least attention whore op delivered, therefore she is a good tramp :)
>>707417257
fuck you must feel like being in heaven
>>707412271
Its guerrilla not gorilla you nigger faggot
>>707417782
Because we control what spots it hits
>>707417257
please keep sharing those tits, I would give anything to have tits like that in my face right now
>>707417962
i want to see more lingerie
>>707417696
The word is "free" not cheap
>>707417562
Any position is fine with me.
Goddammit why do I live on the east coast and in absolute fear of human contact?
>>707417738
See, this is what I guess I'm hoping for. I like sex and it's hard to hold back, guys do it too. I want to find what your friend found
>>707417947
Post ahegao face op.
>>707418025
Cheap, because we spent time and effort.
>>707410604
lmfao wow you're a real piece of shit
literally amazing, noone will ever love you lol
>>707415951
hmm, i'm BP/West co
when, i gots a 6-5 M-F gig
got a girl but she "needs space"
kik:
krab
bit
93
>>707417947
Come now babycakes, Pinpoint Willy always hits the spot
>>707417947
Makes sense, I'm retarded, OP you are indeed very beautiful, guys who leave you be are just plain dumb. Thank you for making my morning much better
>>707418147
How long have you been with the girl
