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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>707402655
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Cirno claim
Here, claiming then going to sleep
>>707409246
Why in God's name would anyone do that.
>>707409328
Lol I know it's called Fortunate Son. I did that specifically to trigger you.
>>707409525
They're the worst. Make me go from happy to angry in a matter of seconds.
Ew, dont claim here. New bread pls
>>707409525
Swimsuits are nice
Are we really going to use this thread?Fine.
>>707409613
Yes there fucking was it counts and you can't say otherwise you God damned nigger
>>707409649
>>707409246
its not how they work
>>707409525
what you doing other than tired
>Best fox claimu
>>707409828 (GunCat)
I was going to post lewds, but we hit image limit
Oh well, maybe next time
>>707409420
I might have to if I want any sexual satisfaction. Wife isnt giving me shit
What the fuck is the point of being narried if you need to get yourself off 5 days a week
>>707409962
See!
You can't punctuate for shit
>thread?fine.
Repentance holo
>>707410066
Rolling for green haired cute
>Hamakaze claimed
fucking paint is STILL working on it...
>>707410222
>>707410122
Emotional Support.
Goodnight Beautiful people.
Good night.
>>707410114
He sure is earnest in trying to get those lewds.
>>707410186
Ok. I might have lied. You may want to force paint to close.
>>707409838
To watch the world burn!
Goodnight digi-sword
>>707409875
You bake then
>>707410066
Lame!
>>707410163
Get
Youre now my adorable snowy
>>707410114
I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
>>707410141
Fuck you too
Marijuana MAKES you violent
>>707410122
I should really start looking at and changing file names.
>doafanboi
What the fuck. This is embarrassing
>>707410163
Hey if you get her she will also be mine~
>>707410253
Goodnight.
>>707410288
well, I actually restarted my computer, because it wouldn't close at all.
I converted it to a png, though. i don't know if that'll help...
alternatively, you can just go along the outside. nothing blocks you.
>>707410288
Yeah, it won't happen
>>707410318
Not my fault image limit was reached, shame everyone knows rolls don't carry over
Only waifu worth claiming
>>707410458
Are you diagnosed
>>707410253
Night fam
>>707410458
If you get really bored one day just follow the wall on the entrances "right" if you understand what I mean.
>>707410519
I could see that actually. Trips guy has been trying for trips for a long time and he has never gotten them. But then again he only rolls like, once or twice a day. If that.
>>707410271
>>707410253
Night.
Is this how Bug Eyes spreads his eggs? Sleeps in the same bed as people and makes them a nest overnight?
I'll post ran lewds but only if Galil switches waifus again
>>707410571
She's 11, Anon!
What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Shiro are horrible.
I'd never suggest removing Shiro's clothes and licking her tiny body, nibbling her neck, kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a monster would think about her cute girlish mouth wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts with cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it up and watching her suck it off her fingers is just horrible. You sicko, thinking of spreading her slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting deep as a whimper escapes her lips, slippery with cum, her small body shuddering from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I'm disgusted at how you'd get even more excited leaning over her, listening to her quickening breath, her moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her panties warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It's vile how you'd run your hands over her tiny body while violating her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, neck, and armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from stimulation and as she climaxes, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as hot cum spurts forth, flooding her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, "You came so much inside of me, nanodesu~", then her fingers dig into you as your cock hardens in her again.
You freak. Shiro's too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil!
>>707410519
Go fucking die, I'm leaving.
Im pretty good at this job lads.
>>707410571
I'm gonna watch your waifu anime next, scooter
>>707410720
not like i'll post lewds even if he gets trips
>>707410828
bye
>>707410720
Would you still love me if I came in your shoes. But you didn't know there was cum in your shoes. You'd just be at work like "hmmm sneacker is awfully sticky today. Strange. Also smells like spit"
And I'd only tell you when you get home that it was my jizz
>>707410801
I dare you speak of my innocent shiro like that
>>707411030
You probably shouldn't tease him.
>>707411100
Nah. I'd gut check you a few times and probably rock your jaw.
>>707410597
no. not officially.
>>707410720
yeah. that's why I tried to close it at first.
Starting at the entrance is stupid. You start at the end to find the path.
i don't know how long this shit'll take, though. My processor is 2C/4T, i3 1st Gen 2.13 GHz, max allocated frequency of 95%.
Also, I'm like 99.99999% sure it's just going to fill the whole maze, except a few small disconnected areas.
So, it's going to FIND the entrance from the exit, but it's not going to find it in any usable way.
Guys a girls will send me pics of her legs if i write a song about legs.
Heres what i have so far
>Legs legs legs
>ur legs are hot enough to frie an egg
>legs legs legs
What else rhymes with legs?
Good night/waifu/
>>707409838
Same customer's in general are obnoxious
>>707409894
Indeed
>>707410031
Wew
>>707410066
Getting ready for bed
>>707411030
I'm so fucking confused, is your waifu the left or right?
>>707411277
it's his fault really
>>707411344
the fox
The cat is the fox's child
>>707410163
alright just for that no more explicit hikage
hamakaze a cute
>>707410308
YOUR LAME!
>>707410801
#triggered
>>707411294
goodnight juvia
>>707411145
XDddddd I just used my Pasta Poster app to send that lol!
going to have to actually add an input box, though, so I don't have to manually edit "[[[name]]]" every time it sends
>>707411277
You'd rock my jaw?
HELL YEAH
put that diiick in my face
Put that dick in .y face
Put that dick in my face
So you don't like it? Hmmm. When if I slit your cats throat with a kitchen knife
>>707411287
>starting at the exit
CHEATER!!!
And yeah, it probably will fill the entire maze save for a few disconnected areas. It's just a cheesy way of solving mazes.
>>707411452
It still seems kinda mean. Even if it is Galil.
>>707411529
I don't have a cat you faggot.
>>707411287
Your parents lives are just full of surprises.
>>707411516
Ah I just downloaded a pasta keyboard app for my phone haven't put it to use yet
>>707411730
Nice pic. I'll be able to edit it.
XDddddddd
Although, it irrelevant, since I never said I fap to lolis.
>>707411294
Lovely if anything. Goodnight rain lady
>>707411455
:(
>>707411851
Oh neat. Mine is fully custom, though. It's a macro written in AutoHotKey
>>707412006
I'm to autistic to write my own shit lol
>>707411586
>I don't have a cat
Stop disappointing me even further.
>>707412217
Ah, OK. I'm just autistic enough to not stop XDdddddd
(This pic is a bit old, but I've made a few minor adjustments to it since)
I'm an actual programmer
>>707411586
Oh ok.
When if I snap a pic of your dick in my mouth whileyou're sleeping and send it to your girlfriend saying you're gay now
>>707411529
I'll suck your dick if youre wife isn't pleasing u enough
>>707412484
I'm good. I got piper perri to thank for the aid
>>707410308
>boops
>>707411030
Wew, so many cutes tonight
>Rolling for this cute
>>707411455
Rerolling~
>>707412628
I love you always and forever!<3
I want to suck his dick
>>707412588
But it'll be real dicksuckling
And I'll do it every day
>>707412367
Ah nice, the most I can do is some basic programming in Python been teaching myself tho
What are you guys actually like in real life?
hobbies.. manner of dressing.. etc?
My waifu
>>707412309
I had one but when we moved we gave her to our neighbor, who also happened to be my best friend. Sadly she died a few years ago from age. She was 16 years old believe it or not.
>>707412371
>your girlfriend
Oh snap, thanks for the girlfriend. I'll just blame it on alcohol and you kept asking to give me a brojob.
Everyone wants this average sized dick huh?
You wont so I'll paint a picture
>5.5 inch
>white
>big vein
>idk girth kinda big lets go with avg
>no pubes gf hates it
>when hard my peepee sticks out of the foreskin so I hardly look uncut
>generally looks like a banana
>>707410253
Even he is going to sleep. And I am still awake. 7:34 am.
>>707413021
I have a girlfriend and we plan on having a kid soon actually
>>707413021
Plain, average looks, average demeanor, blend into the crowd to well so Noone listens to me.
>>707413021
Skinny jeans and chav clothing
>>707413117
>>707413021
Pretty normal, fam.
I play video games mostly. I also like to drink with friends and I'm not above going to a house party. Normally I wear blue jeans and button up shirts. Got short hair and wear glasses. I'm fairly social, but I don't go out of my way to talk to people I don't know.
>>707412899
ah OK.
Yeah, I know C/++, Java, PHP, JS + jQuery, (obviously HTML + CSS), Bourne and Bourne Again Shell (BSh and BASh), some Batch, Visual Basic and VBA (I fucking hate VB* almost as much as Batch...), AHK, and Rainmeter. And for databases, I know intermediate MySQL and Oracle SQL. I also touched MIPS x64 Assembly for a class, so if it's a REALLY simple program, I can read it.
I never picked up on Python, though, because i don't know what the fuck i'd do with it.
Not to say I WON'T, just that I haven't.
Also, would consider Perl and Ruby.
(I may or may not have left something out here...)
>>707413493
I want to suck his cute little dick
Paint is STILL trying to fill this picture in........
>>707413021
Basically tomoko
Fuck Ran.
>>707413021
Buzz cut,brown hair, average height, sort of ottermode type body, black denim jacket over a white shirt normally and Converse.
>>707413591
Jesus bruh that's a hell of a résumé, I started off on Python cause I heard it was the easiest to learn
>>707412728
>>707414080
Glad to see you two are still here.
Ive returned
>>707413021
Normal. Couldn't pick me out of a crowd
Hobbies
>snowmobiling
>working out
>playing games
General bullshit.
Anything else?
>>707414302
Glad to see you too, but if Ran turns out to still be here I'm leaving.I am quite literally never fucking talking to him again.
>>707414119
My first programming language was PHP. I picked it up after learning HTML and CSS, so I could use it to make websites.
Then I took classes and learned most of that other stuff. But, for JavaScript, I learned most of that on my own as well. I kinda use jQuery as a crutch, though. Without it, there are a lot of things I'm not really sure how to do.
I mean, I can AJAX without it. In fact, the jQuery AJAX function looks weird.
But, things like event listeners and such? That kinda gets me, usually because I need them to apply to the WHOLE document and ONLY load when the document is done
>>707413467
Talking about dick is the tasiest thing isnt it?
Steamed dicks are my favourite treat
>>707414573
What is wrong with Ran?
Fucking team apparently doesn't understand aggression, just let the mage do all the work, that'll end well
>>707414766
I won't post lewds
>>707413021
Normal.
Somewhat long blonde hair, blue eyes.
Athletic build, strong legs, probably a little bit underweight. Nothing special.
Hobbies?
Competitive shooting, bike riding, vidya, running. Again, pretty normal.
>>707414766
Galil keeps rolling for trips for Ran lewds, but he keeps forgetting to call his roll. So Ran won't post lewds. And he's even said that if Galil does roll trips he won't post lewds.
>>707414302
Amazed youre still up dude
>>707413021
Uninteresting, 5''4, unintentionally girly looking 21 year old.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zxvs6ULyRc
>>707413080
I'm glad she wasn't sick.
The fact that she passed away from age proves that they did a good job taking care of her.
>>707414917
Why doesn't he google them
Retard
>>707414859
>>707414917
Kek'd
>>707414943
I am good at shit like this.
>>707415124
>5''4
>>707414859
>>707414917
Lmao
>>707415124
What's your accent? I like it
>>707415231
That's kinda scary
>>707415124
Is that really your voice?
Yeah, she was already about 10 years old when we moved, and I was sure she was gonna get hit by a car or something cliche like that. But naw, she apparently passed in her sleep.
>>707415203
>Retard
Well there is your reason RIGHT THERE.
>>707415353
I am sorry if I got you spooked. I am just an owl person (that is how we call it in Russia). I sleep at day time, do shit night time.
>>707415124
>Uninteresting
Lies, lies and slander.
>Girly looking
Stop this meme right now.
My name is cleaveland brown.
>>707414903
a cute
>>707415653
oh cool im Rikka
>>707415124
>5"4
Loli?
FINALLY, it filled!
That took like 45 minutes!
>>707415742
And I am C.C. (the new one)/
Nice too meet you.
>>707414917
I didn't forget to call my fucking roll he just said it didn't count for absolutely no reason because he's a fucking cunt and even if I didnt "forget to call my roll" and got trips he wouldn't fucking post one anyway it was just fucking joking around at first but he had to be a faggot and pull this fucking bullshit.
>>707415231
>>707415353
See above
>>707415203
THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT
>>707415797
You did it! Good job!
>>707415862
Wew lad. calm down.
>>707415862
>being this mad
You need to calm down
>>707415545
I know what you mean. We call them night owls over here in Amerifat
>>707415653
And i am proud to be
>>707415742
And im your frenemy<3
Those are lyrics you silly, delusional chunni
>>707415862
WEW
>>707413021
5"8 faggot who misses boxing and basically look like Anthony Fantano from what I hear
>>707415949
Good to know Ameifats know their shit.
>>707414903
And having one of the best waifus in /waifu/
>>707415861
Ohhh cool to meet ya!
>>707415949
Oh yes you are! I missed you! I know they are im just being stupid
>>707412688
i got dubs on one try but i need trips
>>707412002
im sorry your cool
>>707415742
No your lewd.
>>707415797
Just star from the end and work back, duh.
>>707415949
Right back in my home town
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing Transformers with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into ‘you show me yours, I’ll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Who is the tallest here?
6 foot here.
>>707415861
>(the new one)
This genuinely angers me
I want the heretic C.C back
>>707416248
We discussed this, matey-o.
>>707411287
Baka.
>>707415921
>>707415949
I'm not going to calm down because this is fucking bullshit and I rolled trips,I should get my fucking lewd it wasn't even a serious thing at first God fucking damn it I was just joking around but he had to be an asshole and do this shit
>>707416306
6'5"
>>707416275
I actually enjoy the memes about bel-air. Why? Idfk.
>>707416376
You want me to be heretic? Ok. I got three waifus how about that?
>>707416306
174.6cm here. (5'8.75")
>>707416474
If it's a joke why are you mad?
>>707416493
How's the weather up there?
Can you reach that for me?
Watch our for low hanging fans.
Do you have to duck to walk through doors?
>I finally get to ask this instead of being asked this
>>707416092
Don't you have vodka to drink? :^)
>>707416191
I missed you too. What's up? And oh okay
>>707416227
Yay about that trips you rolled
>>707416248
With my new family
>>707416306
5'8
>>707416474
Dude chill
>>707416493
Slender man? Is that you?
>>707416538
No not any old heretic
The one that denies heresy because he has a husbando and a waifu
Aka C.C/Uta
>>707416248
im not lewd...
>>707416689
Nothing much my car s dead and other than that im just working a ton
>>707415339
>>707415796
But I've said it plenty of times before.
It is short for a male? It is.
I'm only a little bit taller than Ruri herself.
>>707415485
Indeed it is.
I hope you were thankful of them, kitties are a huge responsibility.
>>707415603
>Lies, lies and slander.
But I'm not lying at all.
>>707415353
Hell if I knew. I can't tell clearly what I sound like.
>>707416721
>Uta
Well I see he had some taste at least.
>>707416689
Nah. I have liver problems. Wish I was a true Russian as they say but noooooo.
>>707416891
To me you're interesting.
>>707416689
Holy shit I'm more than a foot taller than you. Jesus christ
>>707416687
Yes
No do it yourself, lazy cunt
I'll try
Sometimes
>i make fun of people who are shorter than my height. I call them midgets
>>707416689
Why the fuck should I, this is a fucking injustice if it had been anyone else they'd have posted a lewd and we would have laughed but Ran is a huge fucking tight ass and a fucking faggot so he can't post one.
>>707411287
Block off a few tunnel ends near the exit and entrance. Fill the middle and see where it goes.
>>707416877
Lies.
>>707416689
There's old friends and new friends and even a bear!
>>707416443
I missed it m80
That's gonnna do it for me tonight. Later /waifu/
>>707417129
I'll post a ran lewd for you
>>707417183
6.2 inches?
Damn your tiny
>>707416891
Ah cool. I thought it was at first but I wasn't sure.
Yeah, she was a pretty laid back cat too. Tho I think they turned her into an inside cat. The last picture we received of her she definitely added on a pound or two. She got fat lol.
And we were, my sister and I especially thanked them for taking her in.
>>707417121
Eh, it's just nice asking those cliche questions to someone taller than you. When I worked for a grocery store I get at least one if not all of those questions daily.
>>707417183
>>707417317
G'night not waifu.
Gotta go have my morning coffee guys. Cya in 30 min.
>>707417214
I aint lying
>>707416877
That's not okay. Got another form of locomotion? I took this qt mexican out and she doesnt know what magas were
>>707416891
Maybe its like a mix of accent
>>707417044
Dude im sorry. I didn't know
>>707417121
I know
>>707417317
Night marie
>>707417129
:/
>>707417214
Through good times and bad times its love we share!
>>707417481
Take care CC
>>707417635
Lewd me
>>707417337
I don't even care about the fucking Ran lewd if I wanted one I could just google it I'm just fucking mad that he didn't post one and tried to make himself a fucking loophole to go through and then just flat out said no it's absolute crap and I can't fucking stand bullshit like this it makes me fucking furious and my blood is boiling at his fucking shit
>>707417702
What the fuck is that supposed to mean
>>707417702
Can i jerk off to that real women dress as an imaginary women?
>>707416227
Kinda close, check these trips:^)
>>707417845
I want to explode together with Megumin.
>>707417635
>>707417845
This.
>>707417845
>>707417927
And this
>>707417702
>true love we share
Ya fucked it. Now you have to lewd too.
>>707417702
I can use my family car but I prefer to have my own car ya know? She didnt? Oh god
>>707417845
>lewd me
Oh look its megumine I missed you!
>>707418222
We havent even done anything yet
>>707418389
>YET.
>>707417848
You need to take a chill pill dude
>>707418222
Sorry and FUCK
>>707418389
I do. And these are her words 'these Japanese comics are so.. sexual!'
G'night everyone. Heading off to bed.
Have a good one.
>>707418523
Exactly!
>>707418813
I mean she isnt wrong there but I mean whats wrong with that?
>>707419070
Night tomo
>>707419353
I had to hide my autism power
>>707418813
I can't just fucking calm down after Ran and his fucking crap, its bullahit that hr didn't post one and he's got me so fucking angry my vision is blurring but I don't even care why can he just get away with this shit, why couldn't he have just posted the one fucking picture like everyone else would have done
>>707419480
What are you talking about man? Hiding it? You cant! You must show her the true you
>>707416275
you got me, solid shitpost 8/10
>>707419547
hi esdeath
>>707419547
That's pretty autistic of you
>>707419547
You are honestly acting retarded galil
All I can say is just turn off 4chan
You're acting like esdeath
>>707419758
>>707419768
Fuck both of you, I'm going for a walk
>>707419784
Fine
>>707418813
Do eeeeet.
>>707419353
Why not now?
Erica claimed
>>707419936
I mean she isnt being lewd so I got no one to bounce off of ya know?
>>707420085
forgot pic
>>707419784
>acting like esdeath is an insult now
>>707419353
>holds hand
>>707413021
I basically just look somewhat like Chen
>>707419547
>>707419920
You need the walk. Clear your mind a bit
>>707419936
Next thread cause you rolled trips
>>707419708
HELL TO THE NO
>>707419784
>>707419547
Fucking newfags and their drama
How unlucky does a person have to be to have the same PC die twice in three months?
Im going to class
Later yo
>>707420391
Oh shit here we go already starting off hardcore
>holds hand
>>707420570
And why not? Wont she find out eventually?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05W3p5rN68g
What's with the drama?
We should hate on this guy claiming Galil, look how childish he is.
>>707420699
Take care
>>707420711
I'd rather have her slowly find out
>>707420570
Autism is best hidden.
>woo
>>707420711
>wew
>>707419784
Oh shit wuddup?!
>>707421069
Eh alright man she seems alright so far though!
>>707421148
Its happening
>wew
>>707420711
>kisses hand and cheeks (both pair)~
>>707420407
Good morning.
Would you encourage your waifu to model for an issue of a light teasing men's magazine?
>>707421219
Chen Rules Everything Around Me
>>707419547
You actually act like you're sperging out, calm down.
>>707421236
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?! I WENT AWAY FROM PC FOR COFFEE!!
>>707421343
AW FUCK!
>>707421463
NIKO NIKO WELCOME BACK!!
>>707421497
I AM GOING ALL CAPS FUCKERS!!!
>>707421530
Chen is my god
>>707421587
Every fucking time.
Sorry I'm just posting smug anime girls.
>>707421372
>Blushes
Oh oh my
>>707421587
Nothing dont wory about it!
I gotta go be back later!
>>707421148
Thank you!
>mhmm
>>707421236
She's into horror movies
>>707421463
>>707421587
Not nico
>shinoa
>>707421463
Hey, my network signal is really low and It doesn't really work that well.
How are you?
