Waifu claiming thread. >Smug of smug The rules are very
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Smug of smug
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: fuck you
Shinoa claimed
Fafb
Would you encourage your waifu to model once for a lightly titillating men's magazine?
>>707421693 (forgot who)
OK.
>>707421707 (chun)
BUT I WANT SOMETHING TO HAPPEN!! MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN!!
>>707421807 (niko niko niko nii)
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT RN?! I AM HYPED ON COFFEE!!
Claiming Chen.
So you guys just post pictures of cartoon characters you jerk off to in these threads or what I don't get it
>>707422055
I'm good, I missed you.
How are you?
Claiming Hitler.
>>707422526
I honestly never jerked it to C.C. Just love her persona and that fucking green hair.
Alright, I'm back.I went for a walk (I was expecting it to be cold but it was actually a little warm, which was disappointing), I'm making some steak fries and I've taken a few deep breaths.I'm sorry for sperging out guys, I just got mad at Ran and took it out here instead of just ignoring it or something.
>>707422484
What fucking manga she from.
>>707422778
1 off from trips, isn't that ironic.
>>707422484
Goddess Chen
Take me as a human sacrifice pls
Erica claimed
>>707422778
Here is a lewd of my wife if you want.
>>707422936
>Slight lewd
That's some weak sauce there smugs.
>best fox claimu
>>707422482
I didn't know you felt that way
>>707422778
At least you calmed down
>>707422970
Not how it works here
>>707423006
>slight
Fuck you too
>>707423031
Lets trigger Galil again
>galil
>trigger
How ironic
>>707422936
Nice panties.
>>707422970
Its nice, but I didn't want it.
>>707423089
Sorry for being rude to you, I was just mad at Ran and I didn't mean it
>>707417922
roll for qt boat
>>707416689
i think your going blind
Mafia 3 is too fun
>Hamakaze claimed
>>707423089
I am calm now too. Don't worry coffee has a fast effect on me.
I take it the lewd fairy is still around?
>>707422423
anons?
>>707423296
No. Just me being a dummy. XP
>>707423206
Roll for cute green hair
>>707422936
S-so lewd
>>707422970
Kill yourself
Quit desecrating my memories of /waifu/ past
>>707423089
>Shows panties
>Thinks that's lewd
Please. That's a 3/10.
>>707423384
6/10, better.
>>707422423
Im sure my waifu would do that. She is an alternate-canon idol. Id probably be her manager as well.
>>707423420
You dummy.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>707423158
Thank you. Your paintes are nice too but shouldn't they go around the waist area?
>>707423205
Its fine dude no Sweat
>>707423219
You're fun
>>707423254
Yay
>>707423441
Cause trips
>>707423476
Thank ya
I take this >>707423420 back.
>>707423384
She is here.
>>707423465
Don't be that harsh. One lewd and this is what I get? smh
>>707423296
No, he left a while ago actually.
>>707423384
Wait is Shinoa a loli?
>>707422423
Not unless I was the one producing and distributing these magazines, then I would make exactly one and keep it under my bed.
>>707423483
what would she wear?
>>707423663
same question. should have included it in my first post.
>>707423671
>>707423644
So that is how you wear them.
>>707422484
You still here?
>>707423138
Naw, i don't think it'll happen
>>707423510
Syndra's pretty dank, tbh
too bad her skins aren't great
>>707423671
Im thinking something along the lines of this. Or her usual dress. She could work that dress of hers something hard.
>>707423671
I don't know, probably some standard mil cammies in most and then pic related in one or two
>>707423158
Nice pic
>>707423644
I just get like that when I'm angry, I still like you though.
>>707423975
nice, maybe on Maxim?
>>707422651
I just woke up, waiting my roomate to do awell so we can go and buy a good wifi.
How about you?
I missed you, too
>>707422808
I forgot the exactly name.
>>707422931
Sure.
Just bow to me.
>>707424099
Thanks. Shouldn't you be wearing a thong with that stock?
>>707424123
*bows*
Goodnight /waifu/
>>707424292
That's none of your business!
>
>>707424469
Goodnight
>>707424099
that outfit would be good for the centerfold!
>>707423785
I told you once, I'll tell you again.
My network signal is very low.
>>707424123
Nothing really, I'm probably going to bed soon.
*bows*
>>707424123
Lord Chen can I please you in any way?
>>707424469
Goodnight!
>>707424495
HOLY SHIT DAT ASS!
>>707424495
I also cool off like that.
>>707423733
Duh!
>>707424099
Yay!
>>707424469
Lemme join you <3
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>inb4 eureka claims
ALL HAIL LORD CHEN
I am his arch priest
Since i started this cult
>>707424805
Goodnight
>>707424103
Or she could model one of these in various states of undress in Playboy. Military fatigues. Get the boys racing to hell.
>>707424805
Night smuggie
>>707424805
Goodnight.
>>707424123
Howdy.
Been a while.
>>707424820
Heretic newfriends don't get to start cults.
>>707425032
Goodnight.
>>707424990
>Get the boys racing to hell.
Oo, What does that mean...?
>>707424519
I'd make the magazine only like, 15 pages and most would juat be Galil shooting at stuff with 2 or 3 bikini pics.
>>707424595
You Goyim don't know what you're missing, do you?
>>707424712
She's just cleaning herself to be ready to fight whenever she has to, don't be so lewd!
>>707424805
Good thing you still like me as well, I don't think these threads would really be worth it without the Smuggers
Good night
>>707425032
>implying i'm a heretic
>>707424123
Love me :(
>>707425144
Use your imagination~
>I feel like such a slut
>>707425032
How did you go with your classes?
>>707425032
Who do you think he claimed before Tomoko?
>>707425140
Night qt
>>707425226
You act like she never went commando before.
>>707425032
Hllo and goodbye. I will leave soon, anyway.
So, have a good day.
>>707424542
Goodnight, sweetheart
I love you, sorry for not being able to be up so much.
>>707425226
I'm actually jewish and i take offense to this post
>>707425049
>up this late
Why aren't you building barbatos? (^:
>>707425226
No. I've seen plenty of ass. I just really like this one in particular.
>>707425309
Does it mean get them lusting for her and doing lewd things with the magazines?
>>707425226
which would you fap to the most?
>>707425404
Miho, you either stop being so retarded or I leak your adress.
I'll be sure to command some pizzas there if I come to America, don't worry about it.
>>707423441
roll for hamakaze
>>707424805
>>707424905
night
>>707425550
It's okay, lovely.
Goodnight, I love you too <3
>>707425890
Im not miho. And why would you doc drop someone?
>>707425998
Im not going to bed.
>>707425404
Shhh
Shush
>>707425309
I am 100% sure he's jerking off to this
Well, not to mine since he probably doesn't find shooting quite as sexy as I do.
>>707425642
No you aren't and no you don't.
>>707425738
It is a fact that Jewish women have the best asses
>>707425872
I wouldn't fap to any of them at all, but if I had to pick one, one of her in a Merkava firing shells into buildings filled with sandniggers.
>>707425652
I'm busy making Gundam great again :^)
>That'd ruin my life even more
>>707426090
He he
>>707425642
I'm offensive, and i find this jewish
>>707426090
>I wouldn't fap to any of them at all, but if I had to pick one, one of her in a Merkava firing shells into buildings filled with sandniggers.
>being an edgy murican
>>707422526
It's a social club for retards. Here, we saved you a seat.
>many anons erp or sext using different apps, many do not.
>many just casually post here, or shitpost.
>>707425998
Hello hikage
>>707426090
Hello fox chan
Hello /waifu/^-^
>I won her trial today on ME2. Let the romancing begin.
well it's time for bed
>>707426090
>>707426246
Also I'm not actually jerking but it's pretty hot.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>707426495
Night
>>707426164
Stop that
>>707426246
I'm not edgy, I just find the image of her in a real, life or death battle far more arousing than an image of her getting fucked by 3 guys at once.
It's a /k/ommando thing.Plus she's my waifu, I wouldn't cuck myself.
>>707426404
Hello Mavis
>>707426417
Hello Mask
>>707426146
>still havent seen it S2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>it gets very addictive when building. After that, you want more. But fuck the stickers though
>>707425872
Yeah. Getting more magazine sales. Commissions through the roof.
>>707426090
Wouldnt be the first or the last to choke the I r chicken to my waifu.
>>707426640
Hows your night been m8
>>707426780
My wife needs that dress irl...
>>707426640
Fine. L85 is still better.
>>707426704
The fuck are you waiting for you Chinese Texan? :^)
>I'd rather start on Ama figurines
>>707425140
Night qt.
>>707425242
>Implying you're not
>>707425325
Someone unlucky enough to be claimed and switched away in less than a month.
Purge the heretics.
>>707425550
Oh, alright. I hope your day goes well.
Thank you, same to you.
>>707425309
I just stayed home and made sure to progress a little bit on math.
Unproductive day, that's for sure.
Were you there for this?
http://archived.moe/b/thread/707409649/#q707415124
>>707426780
A Halloween bikini issue would be nice.
>>707426066
shit don't know why i replied to you too, sorry
>>707426146
thats impossible at this point
>>707426417
>
>>707426640
Howdy!
>>707426780
Definitely not, she's far too hot for that.I wouldn't fap to her though, it would feel wrong for a multitude of reasons.
>>707426874
Its been... OK.
>Being married
You're even more normie than I am holy shit
>>707426883
Them's is fightin' words, ya nigger.
>>707427193
A D A M S A N D L E R
>>707423296
>>707423663
I'm back, briefly.
>>707427151
Top snek
>>707427270
Don't remind me, it's a great source of shame.
>>707427270
I guess but were both weebs/social outcasts our weirdness just works together.
>>707427366
Hello mavis
>>707427340
I don't even really care if you post this pic tbh, its tasteful and not just porn.
>>707427366
Daily reminder that your waifu is married and has a kid >:^)
>>707427443
You're still more normie than I am, and I'm pretty normie.
>>707426874
Its a great dress.
>>707427007
Its not playing for me.
>>707427035
I dont have a Halloween dress for her beyond more gothic loli. Or this maid.
>>707427270
I know. I still havent fapped to any girl from GATE. Tuka is the only real fappable, and Tuka a shit.
>>707427692
>I dont have a Halloween dress for her beyond more gothic loli. Or this maid.
Yeah, but it would be a very good issue with good sales from perverts, no?
>>707427366
Normally I wouldn't go to such lengths, but I just had to.
>>707427151
Don't shatter my dreams like that
>>707427007
Love the picture
>>707427581
We also fuck traps
>>707427692
That it is
>>707427837
You getting cucked by mr. Meeseeks?
>>707427443
Hello alien girl
>>707427581
It is all part of a secret plan to keep everyone else away from he
>>707427837
Rude
>>707427366
top vampire
>>707427581
>galil
>pretty normie
i don't know where to take it from here, i feel like i should be placing some sort of meme here
>>707427842
it's ok gundam will never be bad at least but it will be slightly above average at best
Claimu.
What has been going on today?
>>707428284
But it has so much potential, it could so much greater than what it is
>>707427795
True. Probably a good one for remembrance too, given her profession. Get that awareness for vets up.
>>707428446
>Tfw we will never find alien life or travel cross the universe in our lifetime
>>707427692
Was so bad about Tuka?
I haven't watched GATE BTW
>>707427919
Das kinda gay
But very hot
>>707428231
I had better find some tinfoil and line my hat then.
Fucking gubsmint
>>707428284
I'm really very normal on the outside, if I wasn't I wouldn't own guns.
>>707428446
Nothing
>>707428716
>Was
What's*
>>707428716
Watch it. You'll understand.
Well i just passed out holding my phone so i think thats a sign its sleepy time. Goodnight everyone
>>707428716
I stopped caring about "gay" tbh but it does have to be like literally a girl with a dick to be attractive. If there's any manlyness at all in her face/body it ruins it for me.
can i plei?
We share the same goal
>>707428477
maybe it would have tips on how to enjoy it the best?
>>707427270
The M-16 is better.
>>707428607
Such great events may never happen sadly.
>>707428716
Surely you jestin!
>>707428455
its like mario bros (2d platformer ones) it still has some potential but why want more when theres already so much
>>707428716
>all gun nuts are normal people
thats all im gonna say
>>707428835
i read abit on the wiki ans she sounds like shes just another useless sack of boobs made for feels
>>707428859
night my sweet alien
>>707428943
SHUT UP DILLAN!
Has Felix been claimed?
Tomoko...
>>707429567
She has now. Welcome Felix!
>>707429723
>she
>>707429475
I guess I just can't get enough of it
And now I shall try and get some sleep
Goodbye
>>707429567
Right as I fucking get on
goddammit
>>707429815
Don't you get smug with me
>>707429904
Roll for felix
>>707429818
night
>>707429904
don't cri anons
>>707429904
Too slow.
>>707429906
I'll show you smug.
>>707429977
Fuck your dubs. He's mine.
Sasha
>>707430166
Fuck you, re-roll
>>707430331
Oh my god, who touch Sansa? WHO TOUCH MY GUN?
>>707430382
Again
>>707430382
>>707430551
So close.
>>707430551
>>707430551
Fucking hell
>>707430382
>>707430551
Check these sick dubs.
>>707430655
>>707430797
Another roll
>>707430925
Swing and a miss.
And this has turned into a Felix roll thread. Don't forget that you need trips to steal.
>>707431100
Check my dubs Felix mates.
>>707431100
There is alot of rolls in here.
Roll to steal felix.
>>707431100
So my Felix was never in danger.
>>707429567
>>707429815
>>707429904
>>707429977
>>707430166
>>707430382
>>707430551
>>707430655
>>707430797
>>707430861
>>707430925
Felix is trash, kill yourselves.
>>707431256
Don't get so mad that your waifu can't even compete with a boy.
Clearly you faggots don't know how to pick a proper Waifu
>>707430925
Son of a whore
>>707431370
Spooky
>>707431416
>>707431416
Again
>>707431256
i wanna agree, so i will
also roll to take felix
>>707431370
not even me :(
>>707429475
Pretty much
>>707431445
FUCKING GODDAMMIT
>>707431416
Knock it off with the rolls. Felix is mine.
>>707431517
Rollll
>>707431184
I know. I can see that the /waifu/ threads are just lucky with that kind of shit. I got quads yesterday just after someone got sexts.
>>707431223
It is in some rules if you pay attention.
>Do not steal unless trips or more.
>>707431530
Never
Claimu
>>707431442
2spook4mook?
>>707431450
Why do I even bother
>>707431589
Rolllllllll
>>707431589
Felix is his. You need trips to steal. You are going to be rolling forever.
MINE!
>>707431548
>>707431589
>>707431676
Thats not how you get trips.
>>707431679
Someone with some sense.
>>707431601
i was joking theres only about 6 good waiufs here excluding ours
ROLL FOR FELIX STILL
>>707431584
I mostly get dubs.
>>707431601
Spooky
>>707431723
Not trips
>>707431735
What he says. Thank you Sachii.
>>707431679
>>707431679
Don't care
I'm the original one so I'm not gonna give up
>>707431811
Think again.
>>707431811
Well have fun rolling for trips then. You at least make the thread look alive.
>>707431811
Again
>>707431932
Nah
