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What's an easy way to die /b/
no pain, no mess.
will livestream if i like what you got
>>707393581
jump out of a helicopter in a batman costume
technically there is a mess, but its gonna be outside so its okay
Heroin overdose. Personally I would mix it with a Benzo and a lot of LSD. Live eternity before you die.
bumping
Dont do it op you have a family dont you?
You could jump off a bridge tomorrow.
Wait, you said no pain. Jump off a bridge tonight.
>>707393581
with a butter knife
>>707393743
i can roll with this, not sure how to live stream, or get a helicopter, but this ones in first place
Come on op dont do it
>>707393770
don't have money for drugs otherwise i would, not too keen on selling myself for my final act either
>>707393929
i do have family, an unborn child on the way too..but none of that matters now
>>707394063
highest bridge where i live is 30 something feet high
>>707394079
ohyou.jpeg
>>707394195
i've made up my mind white knight
either contribute or sage then gtfo
>>707394385
>not too keen on selling myself for my final act either
KYS, you aren't commited. Saged
anything helps really
There is always going to be a mess so why don't you just shoot yourself?
Death by snoo snoo
>>707394385
>highest bridge where i live is 30 something feet high
Yeah I don't give a shit, I was just making a joke, I don't care what you do
Oven bag, elastic drawcord with a clip thingy, and cellotape.
You roll the lip of the bag down a bit, and tape it down. Cut a slit in the fold and put the drawcord through and clip it though the end of the hole. Put over head, and tighten.
add helium or some shit to keep from panicking.
>the helium will make you pass out peacefully before suffocating,
>>707394731
Anon is right. I guess shoot yourself in the shower with the curtain closed. Then they can just turn on the water and wash the rest of you away.
>>707393581
Kill yourself by living a full life.
>>707394731
no money for bullets
>>707394752
not sure what that is
>>707394784
good for you anon
>>707394853
don't have any money to purchase helium, i'm flat broke
>>707395009
if it were only that easy anon
>>707395162
yeah, ok
>>707393581
my thuoghts are, once i degenerate enough to not stand it any more, is to swim out into the ocean as far as i can util i'm so tired i can't go on.
>>707395419
this is good, can't livestream though, i'll be near an ocean by the end of the week though
>>707395419
drowning sucks, if you have a car use the hose in the exhaust method
>>707393581
get a flat tire
change it along side road
fall backwards into truck
profit
strangulation
>>707395693
i have a car in california,
this has shifted to top choice,
any pain involved?
cut you'r veins, it will be like falling asleep
>>707393581
IV pure smack drip
It's the way I'm leaving this shitty world
>>707395840
you forgot the >greentext
newfriend
>>707395693
it's over pretty quickly and there's no turning back once you go far enough. and it will look like an accident
>>707393929
Yeah it's just another reason to do it fgt
>>707396134
no access to any until i get to california and make some money
>>707396192
was in ahurry
>>707396235
you've got my curiosity
Helium ,
Buy a tank with the ballons party kit,
Then a nebulizer mask and tubing.
Duct tape to seal helium hosing and any vents in mask.
Crank 100 % helium.
Put on mask , go to bed
Never wake up
Write "Jonathan on 4 chan showed me how to do this" on a paper next to you
So when u make the news i'll feel terrible
>>707396375
What's the rush?
>>707396375
been here 9 years, not going anywhere
>dont mind have all the weed i can smoke
>>707396487
right anon he isnt going anywhere soon
>>707396482
i can do this when i make some money, but i'm looking for more of a within the night kind of gig
>>707396317
nah it would be shit quality
Go do it in Cambodia where they won't be able to afford the adrenaline jab
>>707396490
the envy seeps from my pores,
>>707396624
sensible
anyone? something. cheap, easy, quick and painless
>op asks too much
Say you have information that will lead to Hillary Clintions arrest
http://www.strawpoll.me/11406509/r
>>707397260
i laughed
>not literally
>>707397046
yeah, go to a shooting range and just blow your brains out, not expensive to do, may as well pop off a few well placed shots at the targets as well.
>>707397288
can you do a pastebin/imgur dump?
You can hang yourself. Pretty cheap and easy.
If you actually can't think of a way to kill yourself without help, you probably really should kill yourself.
>>707397276
1million bees confirmed
>>707397440
thought of this, might do it in cali.. always wanted to shoot a gun. never thought i'd be on the receiving end of my bullet.
hashtag dramatic
>>707397576
suffocating tho
"we found him hung by the neck with shit all over his shoes"
way to go me
>>707397633
thanks anon i was on page 7
drug overdose is sounding like a pleasant way to end my life.
>>707397912
Drink household cleaners until you drop
Bleach or ammonia first
Over hydration. Drinking a shit ton of water, then drink some more.
Million dollar baby yourself.
Get a chair, lay it on its side, and fall over on it so your neck hits the edge of the seat and it breaks.
>>707397544
lurk more faggot
>>707398499
i can do this
>>707398553
i don't understand this
>>707398742
i do not possess the accuracy for this,
i will try though
>>707398963
forgot pic
beat the world record of livevlogging your life for the longest amount of time, or until you die of old age
>>707399129
gaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.webm
>>707399255
beats pussying out on life tbh
>>707399255
why do you want to an hero anyway
>>707399491
wasting away in front of a computer?
i do that already, hit me with something better yo.
>>707399529
I've felt this way for a while, any explanation i give would would like i'm bitching about things. Honestly, i've got no business here, and i'm fine with this
>>707399129
>livevlogging
shouldn't that be... deadvlogging?
>>707394385
>don't have money for drugs otherwise i would, not too keen on selling myself for my final act either
attention seeking faggot confirmed. you only need like 30 dollars to od off of heroin, and i GUARANTEE you it is a completely painless death. Source? I used to be addicted, overdosed once, don't remember shit, woke up around paramedics, no pain whatsoever, it was peaceful even. Also, if you're gonna fucking die, you'd have no problem stealing from a dealer. seriously fuck off op.
H overdose is the most painless easy way to die.
>>707399883
Watched my best friend od on heroin, looked pretty peaceful
so far,
car exhaust
and drugs
are best
maybe both at
the same time
who knows
that's the fun
>>707393581
Helium or fent OD
>>707393581
Do you have Kik?
You could try drowning in attention, that's what you're really after.
Dress up like a clown. Walk on busy roads at night
>>707399883
everyone sounds like theyre bitching when they're talking about their issues. you might as well tell your story.
this is /b/, a board for everything that isn't CP, you can lay out all the fucking business you want.
and to answer the 1st thing for the other anon, why not go outside? I know it's generic as fuck, but so much as exploring your town and finding neat shit to do can do wonders to make you happier. Fuck, I made good friends with a hobo (albeit not dirt poor enough to not have a cell phone, nothin too fancy tho) just by taking a walk near my town square.
>>707400436
ive had this image saved for a while. op obviously isn't suicidal. like he should at least go on a killing spree.
>>707400009
cool, thanks. not many dealers where i live, and if there is then i don't know them, i appreciate your concern about being a camwhore but i came in here with no intention of doing so.
california should be easier if i do take this choice
>>707400089
i'm hoping
>>707400290
yeah, i do
>>707400580
creative, i enjoy the thought of pursuing this
>>707400659
thanks anon, no need for anymore friends, no enthusiasm to go outside. thanks though
>>707400725
i'm no monk, nor a martyr
Death By Cop but as you're running at him, yell, "JUSTICE FOR BERNIE!"
>>707394752
References
>>707393581
Obtained a guillotine.
Lay your head down.
Hold the guillotine up by a string with your hand while laying down.
Hold it until you're tired and let go.
You won't feel any pain because by that time you'll be so tired that you'll fall asleep.
And whoever finds your corpse gets a free head.
Solicit a cannibal online to take you out and devour you
thread seems dead,
thanks for all the ideas,
i'll be in california by the end of the week
i'll post with an update, if i got cash or any of the utensils previously posted.
i'll post with another rick sanchez pic too
Close all the doors and windows and light a shit ton of charcoal. It'll be like falling asleep
Nicotine poison from cigarette butts
thanks /b/
>Fill your bathtub with water
>put head underwater
>deeeeeeep breath
>no pain
>water evaporates, so no mess
>>707401042
Add me on Kik : 3mptyglassofwhiskey
>>707393581
OP: go to dollar store, grab a handful of lighters
- open each lighter, pour lighter fluid into cup or bowl
- hide somewhere, leave a note, or go to a high point outdoors if you want to make a show
- quickly drink all the lighter fluid
- if you drank enough, you'll go unconscious before you feel your stomach bleed painfully.
- if you're at a high place, you'll fall into your new life without even knowing it (pain-free)
Questions?
Mix several gallons of bleach and ammonia. Seel up doors and windows with tape and/or fabric. Then chill hero.
>>707393581
OP you not going to be a faggot and not do it right?
>>707393581
If you won't commit to actually doing it and have a fucking child on the way, don't fucking do it faggot.
>>707401612
I always wanted to get a head in life.
>>707402839
it's happening.gif
>>707402926
who the fuck are you?
>>707402926
child isn't going to a part of my life,
the wife made that clear.
>>707401612
> Obtained a guillotine.
find ways any fuck can do it. Who the fuck has access to a fucking guillotine, dipshitt
I read a story on here where some guy jerked off 37 times in one day and died
You could try that
>>707402704
>>707403272
>>707393581
what do you think of this OP?
>>707403430
i'm good, thanks though
>>707403480
it's good, at least i'll be able to see the city from a distance, i'm just not sure of how much fluid is enough
>>707394131
>implying people would even want to watch a stream with you on it.
>>707394131
thats because it was the first thing posted you shit face
anyway, you should dive head first into an artificial snow machine or wood chipper.
>>707403739
>implying i give a fuck about what you faggots do in your spare time
>>707403845
apparently you do since you want it live streamed.
>>707403812
nice detective work kiddo,
you'll be a cyber cop in no time.
>i didn't post it
>>707393581
If you live in the US, which judging by your autistic depression you probably are, then you can just buy a gun and kill yourself, a 14 year old could do it therefore so can you
>>707403272
>>707403204
I want you, to greentext ever reason you have to kill yourself. You came to /b/ asking for death, and thus /b/ will be your judge. If you are worthy of death, sure, go ahead, as long as you stream it you aren't a faggot.
If you are unworthy, we'll just crack your IP with your .EXIF post pic data, find your lat. to long. location, and call a suicide hotline for you.
Do not disappoint us OP, feel free to just make another thread for greentext or feels, and include Rick sanchez as the OP pic.
>>707393581
Self induced hypoglycemia.
Go to walmart, ask for "novalin 70/30" at the pharmacy. It'll be 25 dollars a bottle. This is insulin for diabetics. Ask for needles as well to inject it. Simply say "I would also like a box of short tipped 100ML needles". It's all over the counter, no prescription etc...
Fill the needles with insulin and poke them into your stomach. Do not press the plunger. Once you have about 20 or so in you, throw the bottle out, hide it (if you don't want people to know it was suicide). Push the plungers down and discard them as well. At this point go to bed and just wait.
Hypoglycemia will knock you out once your blood sugar is low enough. It'll put you into a coma and eventually you'll die. It's said to be painless as it knocks you out before dying but a common symptom of this suicide method is the patient will call out as if in pain, in the middle of the night, like a low moan.
It's not detectable if you're not found for at least 12 or so hours after death so they won't know it was a suicide. This is the most common method of suicide amongst recently diagnosed diabetics.
>>707393581
helium and a plastic bag.
liquid nitrogen and a small, poorly ventilated space.
>>707404026
>we'll just crack your IP with your exif post pic data
We got us a genuine techy here boys.
>>707404026
i won't disappoint
if you want greentext i'll post somewhere around friday.
if you want to call suicide hotline
go ahead
>>707404117
i can do this
>>707403723
>>707402704
A 1.5 cup of it should do (12 fl. oz.). You can also buy a bottle of the stuff in that amount from wallgreens, shouldn't cost too much.
Good luck OP
>>707401042
in reply to your reply to 659
Well outside is where all the good shit is honestly.
Why no need for friends? I'm genuinely interested in your story, so you could elaborate more on that that way.
>>707403366
build one
>>707395693
actually the asphyxiation associated to those who do not want to drown sucks.
Actually breathing in the water causes an electrolyte saturation and you pass out immediately and die.
As far as OP goes, Do about 4 grams of mushrooms before you decide to die. It was pretty life changing for me
>>707404449
hey op i still suggest finding some heroin because youll probably enjoy it so much that you wont even want to kill yourself, and then whenever youre ready to quit you can an hero painlessly with it. ive decided a while ago that that's how im gonna do it. and im a huge pussy. but anyone can do h
>>707404470
thanks anon
>>707404496
i'm not a good friend
anon, let alone person
Painless way to go.
>Get razor wire and super glue,
>Tie the wire into a noose.
>Super glue hands to head.
>Kick the stool.
tfw people think you ripped off your own head.
>>707395419
the hell? no way man, drowning sounds like one of the absolute worst ways to die
>>707404449
Dont do it
>>707393581
i have studied this extensively and imho it is carbon monoxide poisoning with charcoal hibachi in a pup tent. cheap painless clean foolproof quick. very popular in asia. directions even printed on bag for your convenience. helium will work too, but they are adding oxygen to commercial helium. i only mention this in the interests of alleviating true suffering.
>>707404449
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2781038/
If you're interested.
I'm a diabetic, and I used to be suicidal, that's how I know about this.
Normal blood sugar levels should be around 90 and 180 (depending on what you ate/how long ago you ate it). 70 and below is the first stage of hypoglycemia.
I've hit as low as 55 once. (accidental overdose). It was similar to being drunk, in terms of feeling, only with difficulty breathing. Couldn't think etc..
Also if you choose to change your mind you can reverse the symptoms rather quickly by consuming a high in sugar/carb/fat food (fruit juice, soda, candy, bread)
I've tried this method before but pussed out. Sounds stupid but I just remember thinking "I'll miss listening to music... I'll never get to talk to so and so again, etc..." Everyone has the right to end themselves. Just don't forget it's the last decision you'll ever get to make. Take that into consideration and really consider it.
>>707405116
Drowning isnt that bad, it's only looks bad due to how much people resist it. Just take a breath underwater and it'll be over.
>>707393581
have sex with a woman after injecting an air bubble into your arteries, the sex will promote the bubble to move around faster and eventually cause your fatal heart attack
>>707405357
how do you know this? one big gulp really knocks you out like that?
>>707405204
I love how you dont mention the seizures.
>>707395951
See >>707396235
But if won't look like an accident if you use a hose. It's getting colder, where are you now?
Anything that puts out CO2 can kill you if it does it fast enough in an enclosed space. I almost died as a kid in Minnesota because we had a space heater that ate up all the O2 in the room. I passed out, and woke up in the living room. My dad had thought I was acting weird and checked on me. Smart guy, saved my life.
That's the thing about it, you just go to sleep. No pain at all.
If you're somewhere cold enough and get a space heater that is gas operated, no one will know. It'll look like a total noob accident.
please just do the live stream of you killing yourself already. im sick of fucking waiting. watch OP bail last second
>>707405423
>implying OP can get laid.
>>707405686
That's why you take more of it than anyone would ever need. If you lower it fast enough it knocks you out and puts you into a comatose state.
A typical insulin injection is like 2 20ml shots a day. If you take 200ml at once... that's different.
>>707393581
>
that fracking billionaire dude drove 80mph into a concrete overpass support with no seatbelt, that seems pretty foolproof if you got a car and can find a concrete pillar without safety barriers
>>707405720
i think he really was talking about swimming until you can't anymore.
i live in utah, it's cold ish out here but this has my interest
>>707405549
he's trying to get OP to suffer... Inhaling water is painful and it takes a shit long time to eventually pass out and die. Like having pneumonia with a paper bag over your head while someone punches you in the chest
>>707405029
At the moment you seem like a really shitty judge of whether or not you actually are, especially if you're humble enough to "admit it".
>>707393581
Get a cylinder shaped bag or mold and freeze water in it. Make sure it has a point. Jam the point into your neck vein so you go into shock and you bleed out everywhere. That was they don't have your fingerprints and can't convict you of murder.
>>707393581
DO YOU HAVE A TOP PICK YET OP??
If you're still out there OP. I got one for you
Do something outrageously stupid.
Rob someone, a store, a bank. Rape, kill some sorry motherfuckers.
Do something that will make people kill you.
No ones going to miss the psychopath that went on a rampage.
You don't have to buy anything. You won't have emotional baggage after.
>>707393581
go constantine on gods ass and slit both your wrists with a shard of glass OH YEAHHH!!!
>>707405720
its carbon monoxide CO that is deadly, not carbon dioxide CO2. CO2 gives you the ucomfortable feeling of asphyxiation but CO does not, that is why it is so deadly. I have read stories of hunters walking into a hunting cabin full of CO from a bad heater, and not even making it to the middle of the room before they all died.
>>707406540
carbon monoxide poisoning,
like i said though i won't have access to my car until this weekend
or going to a shooting range and doing it there
>>707393581
mix bleach with acetone
decant off liquid on top
keep liquid on bottom
expose retained to light
chloroform decomposes to phosgene
phosgene gas is a quick painless killer
>>707401526
here ya go op, you sad bastard. I will say as a former heroin addict who has died due to heroin and benzos a few times oding would probably be your best route. You just go to sleep and wake up strapped to a gurney (or never if your dreams come true)
Idk man if youre intent then id recommend mixing with some benzos and banging some good bth since youll be in Cali, gs only run like $50-$80 which is plenty
>>707406708
how will OP get access to fucking CO, stop buy the family dollar?? fuckssake
>>707406947
thanks man, you know anyone in cali i can get it from?
>>707404117
they dont sell 100 ml rigs at a pharmacy, im sure you mean 1 ml dumbass. say 30 gauge, long, 1 ml insulin syringe; junkie tip
>>707393770
God I'm saving this
Literally smoke so many blunts you die would be fucking awesome. Have 100 blunts laid out on table. Fill 10 of the blunts with crack sprinkled in. Fill 1 blunt with rat poison sprinkled in. Give yourself 10 blunts regular then mix in the others somewhere in the 90. Listen to your fav music, get shitfaced for a long ass time then the crack should give you a heart attack or you get to the rat poison but you will prolly forget cause you so high nigga! lol good times.
>>707406947
Not OP. I thinks that's good, but I think the money will get in the way honestly. He'll puss out before all the time he talks to some folks, gets the shit, and gets situated ..
Quick, cheap, easy, painfree... oding would be nice tho
>>707393581
Dude you literally had the ability to make your "very own girl" and you made her fat?
>>707406134
same faggot, still wanna know what led you to this point honestly, OP
>>707393581
REQUESTING OP GREENTEXT STORY
>Fill Bathtub with water
>grab toaster
>plug toaster in
>get in bathtub
>drop toaster in bathtub
>????
>Profit
Seriously OP that's your best bet since you're a cheap fuck.
>>707407446
haha yea notice how he asked for a hook up?
>>707407258
im in NC op, sorry bud
look just cold cop, though its not for the faint of heart. just got to the goddam methadone clinic and make some friends. I was at one for like 3 3 years and those junkies are always willing to take a person to the dope man for some free shit. take a knife and seperate your money into $20-$40 bundles. put it in your socks, different pockets, where the fuck ever. also for the love of god dont dress too nice or act weird/autistic
its easy to get new hookups and shit if you got some balls, but you are gonna kill urself so idk bout that... If i was gonna kill myself It'd be the od route, didn't hurt till they revived me. It was a just like dying during a dream
>>707404410
dude, it's easy to do.
You just take the picture and export it to ms paint. Change its brightness setting and then pick "save as" call it whatever
then you right click on it and pick the properties tab. that gives you all the address information of the OP
>>707408084
cmon op just a short greentext, i found you the snoo snoo pic and gave you some copping advice, and tolf you how to request needles at a pharmacy. Now entertain an old dope head who has left the life behind? Hey ill give you more advice on getting dope or offing yourself if its good
>>707393581
right here
>>707408084
i know a lot of druggies in ca just none with h. clinic sounds like a good idea, i believe i'll be making more friends than aquaintances though
>be me
>be a faggot
>want to kill myself because i'm me and a faggot
> go to /b/ for them to push me to do it but they won't
>cry myself to sleep and try again tomorrow
>>707408584
>>707408419
hit me with a short greentext bro, cmon the anons wont judge. MAke us happy before you off yourself, what u really got to lose?
get to it Op. kill yourself. i do not have all night
Open a freshly unplugged crt and start poking around with a screw driver
Op do you have a belt? DO you in fact have a doorknob or railing? Then you too can hang yourself from the comfort of home without the pesky hassle of leaving the home for supplies.
>just like prisoners anon?
thats right this time tested method has been passed down for generations in our nations most illustrious correctional institutions! to get in on the phone type op is a fag into your nearest reply box and your edgy faggot kit will arrive with 1-3 business days
im gonna head out, godspeed OP.
and seriously, you should talk to someone outside of 4chan and the internet about this.
>>707408419
>shitty life, shitty friends
>met a girl, she fell in love
>i've never known anyone that would stand by me like this
>get married, rent a house, got a great job
>first weeks i couldn't grasp the fact that this woman would die for me
>i start using again
>become distant, she knows
>news of a child on the way
>the stress
>have too much fun in a place where that is frowned upon
>wife gets mad, stands by me
>back to square one
>i lose my job
>she says she loves me, everything is ok
>i know it will be
> it happens again
>wife tries to help, to no avail
>she's getting tired of this
>she can't help me, she feels useless
>she says she's leaving me
>asks if i even loved her
> her answers again met with silence
>she can't take it
> not good for the baby
>we argue, she says i will never know the love of my child
>vise versa
> nothing to my name but the life i've put into being with her and raising the baby
>she wants me out
i dont know if i've ever truly loved her
it hurts to know that she's leaving,
but then again what am i good for anyways.
thank you for your contribution anon
>>707405029
good image
>>707410067
ok so you just tried to "quit" using? what was your DOC? im gonna go out on a limb here and ay if you were truly addicted then you should know by now you cant just quit. that shit dont work, thats why were called addicts for fucks sake! thanks for the greentext, didnt believe youd do it op. sounds like you were dry which is why you were even more fucked up without your drug than with, you gotta work on yourself.
>>707405099
>that fucking reaction image
>those dubs
>that method
I can't stop laughing
>>707410402
i put out a cigarette and it came to this, thanks
>>707410712
thanks anon, i'll work on that in the next life
>>707406708
Right, I misspoke. Thanks, but I doubt OP cares as long as he dies.
>>707406985
You're dumb as hell. Space heaters, camp stoves, anything that makes hot things using gas. Use it in small enough of a place with generally poor air exchange and you're out, no problem.
Best way to go, in my opinion. Can be made to look like an accident, which would be a requirement for me. Insurance money to my wife and kid.
>>707410752
thats from a comic that i have saved but cant find right now.
>>707411032
it's most likely monoxide poisoning or od neither of wich i can attain until this weekend. sorry anon, but i'll be back, then in gone
>>707408575
I heard this doesn't work anymore. That most He companies are adding enough O2 to the bottle so that you can't kill yourself.
Can anyone confirm?
>>707411045
aight den bro, i tried. good luck coping dope, if it were me id shoot some then do the od shot; one last party. also get some blow, everyone should do a speedball before they die. also erowid has a nice injection guide under heroin section, or pay the junkie a little extra to do it; that something i charged for when i sold
>>707410067
Dude, that sounds a lot like my life. I don't feel like I'm too far behind, OP. See you in Valhalla.
>>707393581
If you long for death but fear pain then you don't deserve her cold embrace. Why is it everyone that wants to off themselves is such a pussy?
>protip let the carbon monoxide build up for a while in the small sealed off space, then enter it
don't fuck it up like i did and wait...and wait...and wait
>>707411422
noted, was never good with needles
Helium
Google "Clark Adams helium"
>>707411315
Can confirm it's not true, I killed myself using this method this morning.
>>707393581
Before you do anything, explain to your unborn child why daddy killed himself. Imagine yourself recording a video for him to watch in 15 years. Tell him how you love him and you're sorry you can't be there with him (or her). Actually record it if you want. I never can. I end up a tearful mess. If it encourages you to live on, great! If it doesn't, your child will at least understand what happened and why he never got to have a father.
If you do it, just get a helium tank and plastic bag. But please think of your child.
Bullet
>>707395419
Nice gattaga reference
>>707411764
Good to know; thanks afterlife anon.
OP is such a cheap fuck that he can't even fucking kill himself. How about you save up money until you can get that LSD and shit.
What is passive hanging
>>707393581
neck on train rail
just like a guillotine :)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=be7_1475924470
>>707411801
i would, my wife wouldn't let my child see it though. it hurts anon
>>707412222
cheap and easy, there's a train by where i live too
>>707412222
Nice quads bro
>>707412222
oh shit
OP go out and hit on every women u can and then see how u feel, nothing to lose.
>>707394131
what is go pro, alex?
Seriously though...passive hanging. Look that shit up though. But don't forget to clear your history or your parents will know what you were planning little bitch. Go back to bed and get some sleep, you've got school in the morning
>>707393581
C02 poisoning, only true way to die in your sleep without pain/noticing. Any other way your body realizes it's about to die and all emotions, senses and chemicals go apeshit ensuring a massive amount of fear/pain as your body will try and frighten you to live.
>>707393581
Look OP call me a white knight fag or whatever, but look man you wanna kill yourself with "no mess" who gives a fuck obviously not you since you're dead. No pain? Now you're just being a little bitch and I doubt you have the balls anyways, best advice grab a knife and go for the heart either that or fill your gas and get high while dying...overall don't do it man life sucks but just know it can be worse.
>>707412236
Women say crazy shit, especially when they're pregnant. Anything can happen, seriously. Children are so sweet and innocent, and even if you don't get to be in his life until he's a teenager he'll still look up to you and you'll always be one of the most important people in his life. I didn't meet my dad until I was 12, and he's my dad to me. Love talking politics and sports with him, and I'll always look up to him and love him.
>>707393581
Let me know your opinion op, I'm thinking of legal injection but if you don't want pain how about two injections: first you get some and whatever you want to kill yourself, you gotta be quick once you have prepared both. Inject first the anesthesia then the deadly one, give some minutes between both. So as your body falls heavily sleep you won't feel pain and no mess at all.
>>707413671
I meant letal no legal sorry for that.
>>707413203
the no mess part was because i didnt need my family scraping up my remains as they futily call for help from someone whose just going to throw me in a bag anyways, i get it though
no fucks to give right
>>707413279
it sucks that she's never going to get to know me, it's painful that i will never be able to console her, it's heartbreaking knowing i can't be there for her when she needs me, and it kills me knowing i'll never be able to see her smile
Make a helmet out of dynamite!
>>707414037
this could work, would be nice way to go out. no dynamite or money though
>>707393581
Gift your wife 14000 December 31st then 14000 again January 1st. Then kill yourself
>>707413671
i wouldn't know where to get the items needed besides syringes
>>707414166
It would work, no doubt. The hardest part would be getting the materials, but not impossible.
>>707414412
no money to my name anon
>>707414412
I feel like there's a reference that I'm missing but idk
>>707413881
OP you're a free man if anything go to your wife and tell her the truth about you, what's going on, and the fact you went here to talk about suicide. She will try to help it's up to you to accept it or not, but if not sell your SSN for some pocket money and other thing or throw everything and finally LIVE man just live your own life man. Sure it gonna be hard and weird at first, but soon enough you'll enjoy it. I'd advise train hopping free and you travel the US. Have Fun and Best Wishes OP
>>707414855
basically go under the radar and have fun OP
>>707414855
she's made her choices, i've made mine anon. i want nothing more from this place but to be rid of it.
>>707414427
Op just get like 25 apples take the seed and crush them in a bowl, the seeds has cyanide and with that quantity you have enough, add some water, filter it and put it in the sirynge, the anesthesia quite sure in any drug store you can find it.
>>707406985
Have a family barbeque in the living room
>>707415121
Lol you're silly /b/ro you could have more fun than anyone in the world and you're willing to throw it shame tbh. GL OP
>>707415172
creative
>>707415401
thanks anon
>>707410067
You might be bipolar, it might seem counter intuitive, but prescription drugs do help. You are stuck in a cycle because of what your body wants regardless of consequences. If you are bipolar, no matter how much harm you know it will do to you, you will do it anyway, it is a hyper addictive, self destructive behavior, filed by incredible highs and emotional crushing lows. There is something wrong with you, and that is ok: you are not a fuckup. There is also a way out of the cycle. Thinking you are a fuckup drives you further into the cycle more aggressively. Before you clock out on life, get that checked out, you might end up with a life worth living.
GL, and Godspeed op, I hope you level out, like I did.
>>707415661
Thank you.
>>707393581
Youre a fucking coward, i man with a baby on the way, and you cant even wait until the baby is born, why dont you stick a fucking butter knife in your urethra you fucking waste of semen
>>707395419
there are few chances to survive still
>>707395211
Jesús, a basic helium Ballon from a store is less than a dollar. Even so just steal the fucking balloon! what are they gonna do, press charges?
>>707415800
my hat is off to you anon.
lord knows whatever is wrong with me
will be dealt with, i just hope my daughter isn't so unfortunate.
>>707415661
If you can get/buy "caster beans" [rather cheap].
extract the risin from those bean within 2-3 days you'll be dead and it'll look like natural cause.
>>707416078
my wife wants nothing to do with me, she doesn't want me involved in the child she life
>>707416078
Triggered
ive waited hours for this faggot to kill himself and, as usual, all i get are white knights and in the end OP never does it
>>707416556
lol what did u expect?
>>707416699
check them double dubs
>>707400436
I try to employ this but people just call me a faggot. I ask for advice on how to become a successful criminal and people tell me to just kill myself.
I have a convenience store that I want to rob. I'd love to have a list of criminals and how they were caught.
For example, do people ever get caught because they wore a mask they.bought online and the police found the website it was from and the website told them who nearby bought it?
>>707416699
Checked
>>707416216
If you have the love of a woman to give you a child, the support will be there. They both need you to learn how to love them, especially your daughter. Bipolar disorder is genetic, you need to be there for you so she doesn't follow the same dark path should her brain not be able to control its actions. The sun is there, OP, you just need help finding it, and that's ok because it doesn't make you less of a man, in fact it would be a lot braver to admit.
>>707416556
i posted saying i'll ben back on friday. if you aren't satisfied then look elsewhere
>>707416556
You could kill yourself, there is a thought. But you are probably too chickenshit to do it anyway.
OP, ignore the faggots. This is what you were looking for.
>>707415800
Damn...Perscription dubs.
>>707417477
Does this still work? I know many helium sources now include enough oxygen to be non-lethal.
build a machine that will self decapitate you, lean against a wall, super glue your hands to your head and viola. It will look like you ripped your own head off
>>707417641
>>707413671
This one is quite good
tie a block of cement to your foot then jump into water
>>707416830
you're fucking autistic lmao
>>707417812
That's funny if you imagine, but he doesn't want ant mess
>>707418058
Any*
>>707418053
I understand your viewpoint, but I disagree. Well, I may be on the spectrum but I don't think that has anything to do with this (other than contributing to life choices and events that have lead to me being suicidal).
>>707393581
if you kill yourself, you won't be able to watch season 3 of Rick and Morty
Overdose on some sort of sleeping pills, or and overdose on heroine, you might throw up the pills though.
>>707418471
i honestly don't mind
Fuckton of insulin will do the job.
>>707418580
At least stay alive till you watch it. Come on /b/ro
An exit bag.
Hellium, plastic bag, some rope... look it up.
>>707418629
I'd recommend an oxygen mask to a bag, more dignified.
>>707418626
tell me how it goes anon,
if we meet in the next life
Rock, rope, ocean.
Or lake or swimming pool.
>>707419236
this
Put zip tie around your neck an pull closed
donate your organs and use a gun in front os an hospital, that would be great
2 aspirins and a tiny little cut in the yugular arterie, not even paramedics could help you
>>707420101
That is not painless idiot
OP, by not being messy you mean you want to have your body intact? Or you don't want to see any physical damage? If not, the simplest and most painless way to die is to bang your temple hard on some solid material, for example the edge of a concrete piece. You will either be dead or in a comatose state. Either of which will still be death.
>>707393581
Helium suffocation
>>707394385
>an unborn child on the way too
Man up faggot, this right here makes you a piece of shit
>>707421345
You suffocate on cocks often, don't you, faggot?
