OP please come to this thread
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
OP please come to this thread
>>707393475
Copper?
>>707393475
>op asking himself to visit his own thread
>>707393475
>trying this hard to attract an internet gf from 4chan
holy shit you are a faggot
I'll do it again faggot. Take this shit to /soc/.
ffs op dumb cuck. Old thread >>707377842
>>707393475
OP is even faggier than usual this time.
>>707393860
Don't you have a trap/loli/mlp/shit thread you spam you fucking neckbearded faggot
>>707393475
Show body and feet, if you happen to be a landwhale or whatever, forget about this post
>>707394010
>implying attention whores aren't also cancer
>>707393475
Tits please
>>707393475
Tits
>>707393475
Post dem tatas
>>707393475
Let them boobies free
>>707394469
Fake. Cats cant even talk newfag
>>707394469
Move along, lonely newfag. You are unwanted, a landwhale, rejected by the Anons of 4chan.
>>707394696
Think again, pleb: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VnkM_VtpFM
Old thread is gone fags
>>707395997
And?
>>707393475
Hi there
>>707393475
Why'd you call?
>>707396683
oh yeah we bout spider do it nigger
>>707396683
Tits
>>707396768
No thanks I'm good with my own
>>707396973
Luv, I'm gone. You've been a complete waste of everybody's time. However, you have been quite good at attention whoring.
>>707396973
then gtfo
>reminder
>>707397111
Excuse me, I did say that I wasn't going to post anything sexual. I am here because I was asked to come here
>>707397466
then I'm asking you to jump off a bridge lardy
>>707397466, >>707397807
Woman, take his advice. Bridge is waiting.
>>707397466
I still want to see a pic of you kissing the big toe of your dancers feets
toasting in epic bread
OP abandoned us
>>707399601
I'm still here, and I brought a friend
>>707400289
Friend?
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>>707400455
He apparently did not know we were friends. I have made a horrible mistake
so uhhh.... whats the point of this thread?
FUCK MODS (
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys.
You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVENT! Girls rate 80% of the men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you!
We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING!
And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS!
News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!
naruto, the titular character of the "naruto" anime and manga, is born from a nine tailed fox, but that's not important. what i really want to talk about is sasuke uchiha, his childhood friend, rival, and later villain.
sasuke is the lone wolf of the pack, the strong, silent man. i strongly identify with him, as i too am a wicked, but gentle man. i rate this series a strong 9/10 (10/10 if sasuke was the main character). oh yeah there's a girl too but she's not important.
>>707401223
I sort of agreed with dear ol' Danny at first, since its another early adult virgin, but then I realised he was being a neckbeard faggot
>>707401072
Trying to get femanon to post picture of inside her fridge
OP is not delivering
>>707401072
>>707401504
well shucks...
>>707401223
You might get further if you quit shouting, listened more, and tuned in to what women want.
You don't have to be other than yourself, anon but, just by paying attention & putting someone else first, you might become a better you.
And you will stand a way better chance of finding someone to love, who will love you back.
>>707401504
Is my fridge really that exciting?
>>707401833
I need to stop. I actually got so mad I hit my wall a few times. I'm trying to quit drinking right now and you aren't helping. I'm so fucking mad. Why the fuck do you think you can even say this shit? Do you realize how fucking stupid you are? Do you even deserve to breathe?
>>707401833
not to sound like a piece of dick cheese but I don't think a neckbeard that spends most of his time on 4chan can change. ESPECIALLY to a womans needs
>>707401947
That fridge is tiny
>>707402218
FUCK Y*U
>>707402112
boo hoo
we all have problems, asswipe. some, different then others but most of deal with em, not complain over the internet.
grow the fuck up and realize that life doesn't revolve around you
Why are you so shy to post tits on an anonomous image board no one will ever see anyways?
>>707402112
It's free advice on the Internets from an oldfag who's seen it work for everyone who's tried it.
But you can ignore it.
I won't be angry.
>>707402385
kek, no thanks.
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends.but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
>>707402547
Cus I have a friend on here and a couple other reasons
>>707402385
>>707402218
Advicefag here. That fuckyou was not mine.
Continue...
>>707402725
Five years from now you won't remember any of this shit.
You got some quality problems. Full fridge, rides to school. Grow up, Pookie.
>>707402801
well it was certainly directed at me
>>707402112
Best advice to you is quit trying. Don't worry about not getting that kiss or not getting that hug. If it doesn't come to you naturally it's not even worth it anyway. You just sit back and be you, eventually the right ladies will come around and it's all good from there.
>>707403156
im not op and thanks for the (You)s
>>707403164
Just sayin...you replied to my post, but op or whoever replied. Didn't want you to get your anons confused, anon.
>>707402725
oh..oh no... a dude you liked had a gf when you asked him out? WOW! that's such a giant problem! totally worse then starvation,no education or dying from a virus or something.
self-centered cunt
i wanna FUCK that cat!
>>707403290
Didn't think you were op, just a reality check
>>707403373
so wait, I replied to the wrong anon or...?
>>707403559
then why mention a fridge when OP posted a fridge and i didnt?!?!? nice damage corn trole
It's really hard to tell sometimes if you're talking about the actual OP or me cus people keep referring to me as OP cus first thread was mine (and cat is mine)
>>707404328
rip time stamps...
>>707404801
rip thread tho
>>707404328
So why is OP calling for your attention. What did you do to make OP want more of you
>>707405351
Apparently I was very annoying
>>707405719
since im a dog that's been delaying this question for too damn long i'll ask it now
wanna get down and freaky and then fuck?
>>707403725
I need you guys to convince him to go out with me
>>707406003
how can someone be this fucking pathetic
>>707406003
Freaky in what way?
>>707401947
nice milk cow
>>707406301
its 4chan, did you really expect more?
>>707406599
Spidey please, what can I give you to stop?
>>707406372
probably stab someone... or something like that
>>707406784
Yeah I could stab you and then fuck you that sounds fun
>>707406240
OP go out with calligraphy girl she has great tits... I guess
>>707406926
SPIDEY
>>707406909
kinky, I like it! But only if I get to stab back
>>707406909
cut yourself and post it with timestamp
>>707407143
You can stab after death? Impressive
>>707407236
I already cut myself, isn't bleeding anymore though
>>707407250
I didn't quite realize we were going that far, but hey, we can take turns stabbing each other while we die...
>>707407568
cut yourself again and post it with timestamp let us see your shame
>>707407568
posting will resume in 2 minutes if you don't post said pic w/ timestamp
>>707408223
is OP or whatever it many be, too chicken?
>posting resumed
>>707408395
>>707408223
I would, but I have work tomorrow and my recreational blade is dull. Plus, this post is pretty much dead anyways
>>707408899
aw shucks....
welp, i'll always keep you at the back of my mind, femanon stab/murder fetish friend
>>707408899
excuses, just fuck off already
>>707409369
Chao, have a good night
>>707400664
Russians draw the R backwards because they are opposed to freedom
Teehee
I got last pic
>>707393475
Ayylmao
>>707410623
Confirmed girl now show tits
>>707411014
Image limit is reached, sorry
>>707411245
SPIDER MAN YOU WIN THIS TIME
>>707406240
OP here back since I thought the thread would've died. I'll fuck you
New thread >>707412097
>>707411797
Oh thanks. So sweet of you
>>707412330
bah! ive been played like a fiddle! time to get my rape PJ's on
Rip
