distance, plus I was being an emotional bitch about it, so I just cut him lose to spare him the trouble.
Depression and low self esteem. If you were autistic you'd be real good at math and shit. I don't think you're real good at math.
You're working a ton of time anyway though.
well actually to be more precise I want to marry falco
but be fox
but since that's even farther from an option I'll just marry fox
also, you've WATCHED the kirby series?
you are not shitty by any reasonable metric
How do I get self esteem?
Still haven't gotten any better yet.
It's only downhill from here.
distance sucks, we all know that, but whenever a long distance relationship you have to make the promise that you will someday meet, how old are you my man?
I lost him in the kitchenware section, I have no idea where he is.
id marry them all
and only like, 10 episodes
i keep meaning to go back and watch more but i forget
>you have to make the promise that you will someday meet
I didn't know that.
18, doesn't help with the emotional bullshit.
Guess ill just not socialize and just look at porn for the rest of my life.
Try socializing and not looking at porn for the rest of your life.
Nah, I cant talk to people.
i mean, if you start a relationship, it's for the better, you want someone to put all your trust in and love, and to obviously, hug.
it can't stay text and voice forever, there needs to be some sort of physical connection sooner or later.
also, you're really young (i'm too, heh) are you sad about the breakup and shit?
Or he could not socialize and not look at porn. It's what I do.
You're 20, you have an infinity of potential and your malignant mind elects to dwell on the worst of all aspects of yourself.
gonna be honest I'm not sold on it conceptually I can't imagine it being good on its own merits
I'm completely ok with this lifestyle if you for the love of god stop bitching about being a virgin
when i was socially retarded i used to force myself to go out with the little friends that i had and meet new people
it took every ounce of my wellbeing to go, and the first few times were uncomfortable as hell but gradually you get used to it
or you could get meds from the doc
You dont look at porn, you look at garbage and make penis heads.
Maybe they'll find a cure for autism someday.
I'm personally looking forward to it.
Well yeah. Cause it's pretty easy for me to notice my own faults and to want to improve.
Life's not all sunshine and rainbows.
it has its laughs, the characters are pretty good and the animation is nice
otherwise its a kids show i mean what the hell else are you gonna get from it
I dont want to be a virgin though. I have the right to complain if people tell me im not entitled to sex.
yeah, you're right I suppose. emotional bonds for me are tough in general.
not like it was on bad terms, was appreciative of the stuff I helped him with (coming out). I just recommended he'd try and find someone irl, be more healthy.
Or get sleeping pills and ethanol.
Sf says I dont have autism.
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I only have the true sense of myself when I am unbearably unhappy.
I'm keenly aware of my flaws at all times but they don't make me depressed any longer because they exist in a context of a generally decent person in a world that itself is eternally flawed.
Also load fast, pupper
You're not entitled to anything. Nobody is.
You get what you can.
yeah I just don't see the appeal and I've tried watching mlp before
>I have the right to complain if people tell me im not entitled to sex.
Apparently you and everyone else was entitled to it though.
O shit is it meme time.
I'm starting to come to terms with the weight I've gained over the past few months.
And I find this acceptance disgusting.
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No, I successfully achieved it because I made the decisions necessary to do so.
I hate to say I told you so but I definitely told you you'd get accustomed to it. I don't think that's what we were talking about though.
Accepted it but still gonna complain.
yeah of course, a relationship's not good when one part's not enjoying it.
since i have depression, it's hard to do anything without my ex, he was my only internet friend and like, only person to talk to, i was devastated, and well, i'm still doing really bad.
i just wish i had someone to talk to but oh well.
complaining isnt accepting it.
You made no effort, it was given to you. Like every other normie like you.
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its different to that, mlp is for little girls and balding old men and its super gay about morals and friendship and shit and overall just yuck
the kirby series doesnt give a fuck, dedede spends half his time abusing restaurant staff and driving a tank around shelling the villagers
Just as Nibi is a hopeless complainer of his nonexistent sex life, I also have my obsession.
I don't know, Nibi. I don't know.
you JUST SAID YOU ACCEPT IT
make up your mind you permavirgin
What do you guys think? You think Nibi has a secret crush on me?
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that's what I tell myself usually, pretty rare that I've been happy in a relationship, just feel like it isn't there for me.
yeah, I've been relatively unhappy myself lately. talk to barely anyone these days. sorry to hear that things with him didn't work out, hard to fill that void.
we could talk on steam or something if you want, or not.
Entirely wrong. I've never gotten laid just because.
Well, except for a blowjob one time but that was after I lost my virginity.
That description actually makes it sound good.
You have the self-awareness to stop it, though.
I don't know. I don't know, Nibi.
If you're not a virgin you never had any effort in getting sex.
that makes absolutely no sense dude
in fact, it stands to reason that a virgin would be the one who was least likely to have made effort to get sex, as evidenced by the results
Pretty sure I've just constantly tried so hard in the past that now I'm addicted to giving up and letting myself go after doing it for just a short time.
its legit what he does. and then bashes the hell out of his sidekick when his kirby murder attempts fail
I have put so much effort into getting ass that it has halted pretty much all other plans I have in life. Still I have not gotten any.
Sometimes I just don't know. The rest of the times I don't know.
Didn't I predict that too? I mentioned that you were going to burn out at one point.
I hate to invoke golden mean fallacy but moderation is absolutely amazing.
oh shit he has an actual tank
I've not heard of any of these endeavours for as long as I've known you, I think you could forgive me for not believing that.
Well yeah. You're always right, remember?
I can't currently comprehend moderation. Wish I could.
I was actually surprised that today just bore out my predictions that well, but hey, it feels good.
It's not a very complicated concept. Just do as much homework as you need to feel comfortable, exercise as much as you need to feel good, eat as much as you need to be healthy. It's all zen and shit.
I do not know anyone in person so my attempts are limited to online interaction. People who I find attractive want nothing to do with me, old men and trannies who look like chrischan are the only ones who make attempts at me.
I mean, I literally crossed state lines to lose my virginity, so I'm not sure where you seem to think no effort went in on my end because I was in the same boat as you for awhile.
Well, my life has just been figuring out where "feel good" ends and "feel bad" begins for literally everything. I've learned a few things in my life, but implementing my own advice, no matter the quality, is extremely difficult.
Yeah no it's because you're a total slut who sleeps with uggos, betch.
That is not effort. I cant even get people to respond to me.
The original use of literally, in fact, aren't you proud?
I'm equal opportunity. I've been with both uggos and adonises.
Seriously one dude I slept with was a borderline supermodel he was just horny and I'm a clever opportunist.
I mean the best way to start is with habit formation, which I'm still working on but yields really consistent and impressive results. Part of the weight thing for example is just committing yourself to only eating at certain times, and just being elsewhere when you're tempted to do otherwise.
Well, no, it is effort, it's just more successful effort. Also you literally have several people in these threads who would sleep with you.
is dedede perpetrating tree genocide? Because that's actually metal af
Right here is a perfect example
Only nasty trannies or old men hit on me.
I'm equal opportunity too. Everybody gets nothing.
It's a bit beyond temptation, at this point. Pretty much a requirement to eat too much in the evening just to feel like I'm even somewhat alive.
those treeniggers didnt pay their rent or some shit
so he evicted them
There are all either five hundred bazillion gazillion fucking trazillion miles away on one of the planets orbiting Sagittarious A or they are uggo and look like chris-chan/Rocky Dennis.
You look like an ugly flabby tranny. "Ugly man becomes uglier woman" - (You)
Your insults only make my cock harder.
Get out of here you misshapen monster.
it sounds like you're substituting other fulfillments with drastic binge overeating
do you hang out with your friends ever?
Fortunately, I turn myself on super hard.
Justice. Burn down your property to show your tenants who's in charge.
And now I don't want to because then I miss out on my binges.
Even when I did hang with my roommate more, didn't change much.
>And now I don't want to because then I miss out on my binges.
Read that sentence back to yourself and think about it for a minute because that's fucked dude.
Logic on the matter passed me by a long time back.
I know that word.
Nibi is an essential part of every thread.
well, I was.
That's an issue of preference. I meant to say specifically that I would talk about it more, not that we would. It is because I'm an egocentric jackass and assume I will do all the talking. I would've said the same in english.
yes I know I was pointing it out for the plebs who mention you never do.
I think they all left.
Si te insistes, mi amor. I'll ask either of my parents about it later.
I doubt you'll believe this, but I know that's tu. I type te 100% of the time because it rhymes and since nobody else speaks spanish I never get called on it.
It IS silly. But I can't help it, prosody demands that I ignore grammar.
We're so proud of him. President Yeezy's all grown up.
Sexual accomplishment is an underlying prerogative of male psychology and he has basically nothing else in his life at all.
Who's the Vice President?
He'll say no.
Sex is kind of a prime mover. Think about maslow's hierarchy. He's alive, he can eat, so as long as nothing distracts him from his sexual failure, it's the biggest issue.
He has some friends. Even though he hates me and sometimes he gets really edgy I still consider him a friend of mine.
He just needs a virgin hooker.
You haven't figured out humanity, Julian. I meant Nibu is the primitive animal. Not everyone focuses on food shelter and sex in that specific order. Intellectual pursues and priorities beyond base instincts exist.
i'm pretty sure he's figured out humanity. after all, he thought himself out of depression
Only because you don't understand humanity
no worries babe
Subby can't accept your thanks right now.
He's trying to figure out his own humanity. Maybe while watching instructional videos on how to do so.
It is Kass, a Greater Yinglet from the webcomic Out-of-Placers.
Not lewd but with weird semi-fetish themes.
Yeah, still a little congested, and stuck with a cat sitting on my chest, but feeling better.
Adam West 60's Batman.
that's good. is it your cat?
not much. updating some games, then gonna play some league. what're you up to?
Yes. She wants cuddles.
Post your girl cock.
Those don't exist.
He still doesn't do anything.
just beat deus ex, and now am going to watch a movie.
give her lots of pets for us
isn't there one hanging between your legs?
how was it? and what movie
No there isn't.
I'm pretty sure he just doesn't do anything.
And hasn't gone after that time? Is something wrong with it?
no like acid. it left blisters in my mouth and open wounds
it was pretty good but i wish they had more boss fights like in human revolution. the final battle was weak and i had a harder time in side missions than i did in that battle. but over all i loved it and will start my lethal playthrough next.
movie is Think Fast Mr. Moto.
not much. playing some league of legends
well whats hanging down there then
I'll have to get the game. how was your weekend?
Oh okay. I thought she was trying to go for that long. I was a little worried.
Is there supposed to be something?
goes well with cola
i worked all weekend and felt like shit and tired more than usual
how you do bb gurl?
I don't know, snarf seems to think so
I'm pretty good, got over my cold. and this week looks pretty empty