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>>707392669
distance, plus I was being an emotional bitch about it, so I just cut him lose to spare him the trouble.
>>707392535
Depression and low self esteem. If you were autistic you'd be real good at math and shit. I don't think you're real good at math.
>>707392714
You're working a ton of time anyway though.
>>707392754
well actually to be more precise I want to marry falco
but be fox
but since that's even farther from an option I'll just marry fox
also, you've WATCHED the kirby series?
>>707392780
you are not shitty by any reasonable metric
I don't know.
>>707392930
How do I get self esteem?
I feel like I'm going to die and I hope I do.
>>707393041
Beats me, I've had it forever. Can't help you there.
>>707392930
Still haven't gotten any better yet.
It's only downhill from here.
>>707392853
distance sucks, we all know that, but whenever a long distance relationship you have to make the promise that you will someday meet, how old are you my man?
>>707392371
I lost him in the kitchenware section, I have no idea where he is.
>>707392930
id marry them all
and only like, 10 episodes
i keep meaning to go back and watch more but i forget
>>707393180
>you have to make the promise that you will someday meet
I didn't know that.
18, doesn't help with the emotional bullshit.
>>707393164
Guess ill just not socialize and just look at porn for the rest of my life.
>>707393406
Try socializing and not looking at porn for the rest of your life.
>>707392761
fuck i just watched this movie for the first time too.
>>707393691
Nah, I cant talk to people.
>>707393378
i mean, if you start a relationship, it's for the better, you want someone to put all your trust in and love, and to obviously, hug.
it can't stay text and voice forever, there needs to be some sort of physical connection sooner or later.
also, you're really young (i'm too, heh) are you sad about the breakup and shit?
>>707393691
Or he could not socialize and not look at porn. It's what I do.
>>707393169
You're 20, you have an infinity of potential and your malignant mind elects to dwell on the worst of all aspects of yourself.
>>707393312
gonna be honest I'm not sold on it conceptually I can't imagine it being good on its own merits
>>707393406
I'm completely ok with this lifestyle if you for the love of god stop bitching about being a virgin
>>707393406
when i was socially retarded i used to force myself to go out with the little friends that i had and meet new people
it took every ounce of my wellbeing to go, and the first few times were uncomfortable as hell but gradually you get used to it
or you could get meds from the doc
>>707393779
faggot.
>>707393845
You dont look at porn, you look at garbage and make penis heads.
>>707393807
Maybe they'll find a cure for autism someday.
I'm personally looking forward to it.
>>707393894
Well yeah. Cause it's pretty easy for me to notice my own faults and to want to improve.
Life's not all sunshine and rainbows.
>>707393988
Garbage is where I feel at home.
>>707393894
it has its laughs, the characters are pretty good and the animation is nice
otherwise its a kids show i mean what the hell else are you gonna get from it
>>707394150
Load fast pupper
>>707393894
I dont want to be a virgin though. I have the right to complain if people tell me im not entitled to sex.
>>707393839
yeah, you're right I suppose. emotional bonds for me are tough in general.
not like it was on bad terms, was appreciative of the stuff I helped him with (coming out). I just recommended he'd try and find someone irl, be more healthy.
>>707394150
load fast pupper
>>707393911
Or get sleeping pills and ethanol.
>>707394150
Sf says I dont have autism.
>>707394209
>Sketch of a penis.jpg*
I only have the true sense of myself when I am unbearably unhappy.
>>707394150
I'm keenly aware of my flaws at all times but they don't make me depressed any longer because they exist in a context of a generally decent person in a world that itself is eternally flawed.
Also load fast, pupper
>>707394265
You're not entitled to anything. Nobody is.
You get what you can.
>>707394244
yeah I just don't see the appeal and I've tried watching mlp before
>>707394265
>I have the right to complain if people tell me im not entitled to sex.
>>707394450
I don't know.
>>707394486
Apparently you and everyone else was entitled to it though.
Hypocrite.
O shit is it meme time.
>>707394486
I'm starting to come to terms with the weight I've gained over the past few months.
And I find this acceptance disgusting.
>>707394601
>Sketch of a penis (maybe butthole).jpg*
>>707394265
you will always be a virgin, dont complain
accept it
>>707394676
No, I successfully achieved it because I made the decisions necessary to do so.
>>707394690
I hate to say I told you so but I definitely told you you'd get accustomed to it. I don't think that's what we were talking about though.
>>707394779
I don't know, Nibi.
>>707394802
Accepted it but still gonna complain.
>>707394297
yeah of course, a relationship's not good when one part's not enjoying it.
since i have depression, it's hard to do anything without my ex, he was my only internet friend and like, only person to talk to, i was devastated, and well, i'm still doing really bad.
i just wish i had someone to talk to but oh well.
>>707394966
complaining isnt accepting it.
>>707394915
You made no effort, it was given to you. Like every other normie like you.
>>707394918
>Sketch of a vrey smol penis.jpg*
>>707394486
its different to that, mlp is for little girls and balding old men and its super gay about morals and friendship and shit and overall just yuck
the kirby series doesnt give a fuck, dedede spends half his time abusing restaurant staff and driving a tank around shelling the villagers
>>707395031
Not gonna accept it and complain.
>>707393779
what movie was it anon?
i would like to see it
>>707394915
Just as Nibi is a hopeless complainer of his nonexistent sex life, I also have my obsession.
>>707395118
I don't know, Nibi. I don't know.
>>707395194
you JUST SAID YOU ACCEPT IT
make up your mind you permavirgin
What do you guys think? You think Nibi has a secret crush on me?
>>707395252
>Sketch of a penis (Hueg balls).jpg*
>>707394980
that's what I tell myself usually, pretty rare that I've been happy in a relationship, just feel like it isn't there for me.
yeah, I've been relatively unhappy myself lately. talk to barely anyone these days. sorry to hear that things with him didn't work out, hard to fill that void.
we could talk on steam or something if you want, or not.
>>707395336
I don't think.
>>707395309
Never gonna get sex, but gonna complain.
>>707395118
Entirely wrong. I've never gotten laid just because.
Well, except for a blowjob one time but that was after I lost my virginity.
>>707395160
That description actually makes it sound good.
>>707395243
You have the self-awareness to stop it, though.
>>707395430
I don't know. I don't know, Nibi.
I want to cuddle with nibi.
>>707394980
Talk to strangers on the internet.
>>707395579
If you're not a virgin you never had any effort in getting sex.
I don't know.
>>707395753
this doesnt make sense
>>707394150
load fast pupper
>>707395243
>>707395786
>butthole*
>>707395753
that makes absolutely no sense dude
in fact, it stands to reason that a virgin would be the one who was least likely to have made effort to get sex, as evidenced by the results
>>707395881
I don't know, Nibi.
>>707395579
Pretty sure I've just constantly tried so hard in the past that now I'm addicted to giving up and letting myself go after doing it for just a short time.
>>707395579
its legit what he does. and then bashes the hell out of his sidekick when his kirby murder attempts fail
>>707395885
I have put so much effort into getting ass that it has halted pretty much all other plans I have in life. Still I have not gotten any.
>>707395468
sure. give me your steam!
Sometimes I just don't know. The rest of the times I don't know.
I could make Nibi's sex life existent.
>>707396088
http://steamcommunity.com/id/YoungHipPunk/
>>707396036
Didn't I predict that too? I mentioned that you were going to burn out at one point.
I hate to invoke golden mean fallacy but moderation is absolutely amazing.
>>707396080
oh shit he has an actual tank
that's lit
>>707396084
I've not heard of any of these endeavours for as long as I've known you, I think you could forgive me for not believing that.
>>707396180
Orange get the fuck out of here
>>707396285
ohai video
>>707396247
Well yeah. You're always right, remember?
I can't currently comprehend moderation. Wish I could.
>>707396362
Post that 4 year old picture of me puking in a garbage bag
>>707396481
i don't have it, could probably ask Chaz for it
>>707396536
What did he buy from bad dragon?
>>707396454
I was actually surprised that today just bore out my predictions that well, but hey, it feels good.
It's not a very complicated concept. Just do as much homework as you need to feel comfortable, exercise as much as you need to feel good, eat as much as you need to be healthy. It's all zen and shit.
>>707396247
I do not know anyone in person so my attempts are limited to online interaction. People who I find attractive want nothing to do with me, old men and trannies who look like chrischan are the only ones who make attempts at me.
>>707396561
Uhh, bumblehooves I think.
Austin the fox looks 10x better.
>>707396664
I mean, I literally crossed state lines to lose my virginity, so I'm not sure where you seem to think no effort went in on my end because I was in the same boat as you for awhile.
>>707396631
Well, my life has just been figuring out where "feel good" ends and "feel bad" begins for literally everything. I've learned a few things in my life, but implementing my own advice, no matter the quality, is extremely difficult.
>>707396825
>literally crossed
As opposed to figuratively crossed? Kek
>>707396825
Yeah no it's because you're a total slut who sleeps with uggos, betch.
>>707396247
its pretty lit
>>707396825
That is not effort. I cant even get people to respond to me.
also this>>707397067
Nibi you can't hide forever, I'ma get that butt.
>>707396998
The original use of literally, in fact, aren't you proud?
>>707397067
I'm equal opportunity. I've been with both uggos and adonises.
Seriously one dude I slept with was a borderline supermodel he was just horny and I'm a clever opportunist.
>>707396957
I mean the best way to start is with habit formation, which I'm still working on but yields really consistent and impressive results. Part of the weight thing for example is just committing yourself to only eating at certain times, and just being elsewhere when you're tempted to do otherwise.
>>707397247
Well, no, it is effort, it's just more successful effort. Also you literally have several people in these threads who would sleep with you.
>>707397201
is dedede perpetrating tree genocide? Because that's actually metal af
Right here is a perfect example
>>707397371
Only nasty trannies or old men hit on me.
>>707397575
I'm 21 and quite masculine.
Your move nerd.
>>707397677
to be fair I too am turned off by namesync emojis
>>707397559
I'm equal opportunity too. Everybody gets nothing.
It's a bit beyond temptation, at this point. Pretty much a requirement to eat too much in the evening just to feel like I'm even somewhat alive.
>>707397836
I'm turned off by your existence.
>>707397559
those treeniggers didnt pay their rent or some shit
so he evicted them
>>707397559
There are all either five hundred bazillion gazillion fucking trazillion miles away on one of the planets orbiting Sagittarious A or they are uggo and look like chris-chan/Rocky Dennis.
>>707397677
You look like an ugly flabby tranny. "Ugly man becomes uglier woman" - (You)
>>707398060
Your insults only make my cock harder.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BcacNcpQ3c
>>707398165
Get out of here you misshapen monster.
>>707397939
it sounds like you're substituting other fulfillments with drastic binge overeating
do you hang out with your friends ever?
>>707397955
Fortunately, I turn myself on super hard.
>>707398055
Justice. Burn down your property to show your tenants who's in charge.
>>707398279
You first hot stuff.
>>707394150
load fast, pupper. Load fast.
>>707398302
Nah.
And now I don't want to because then I miss out on my binges.
Even when I did hang with my roommate more, didn't change much.
>>707398581
>And now I don't want to because then I miss out on my binges.
Read that sentence back to yourself and think about it for a minute because that's fucked dude.
>>707398735
Logic on the matter passed me by a long time back.
Just quit humoring Nibi sheesh, he clogs up the thread
>>707398989
sa'atakalam hawl hadha fii steam
>>707399127
I'm his bitch though, his big muscular bitch.
>>707399184
I know that word.
>>707399127
Nibi is an essential part of every thread.
I could've also said voy a hablar sobre este en steam
>>707399506
*esto
>>707399619
FUCK
I am straight garbage at those
>>707399671
Not to mention it should've been "vamos."
>>707399898
No, I meant to use first person singular. I did the same thing in arabic.
>>707399608
this is now /h/fur
>>707399671
>sf saying he is wrong
>>707399990
It just sounds weird unless you had a single particular message to send
for reference
>>707400158
well, I was.
>>707400171
That's an issue of preference. I meant to say specifically that I would talk about it more, not that we would. It is because I'm an egocentric jackass and assume I will do all the talking. I would've said the same in english.
>>707400310
yes I know I was pointing it out for the plebs who mention you never do.
Nibi where'd ya go?
>>707400310
I knew what you mean, I'm just saying it's unnatural in Spanish
>>707400409
I think they all left.
>>707400504
Si te insistes, mi amor. I'll ask either of my parents about it later.
>>707400607
well thats ur fault
>>707400607
*tu
:3
hahhaha
>>707400686
I doubt you'll believe this, but I know that's tu. I type te 100% of the time because it rhymes and since nobody else speaks spanish I never get called on it.
>>707400680
Absolutely not.
>>707400807
I have no choice but to call you silly.
So who won the presidency?
Kanye West.
>>707401028
It IS silly. But I can't help it, prosody demands that I ignore grammar.
>>707401131
Doing his Kanye Best.
>>707401131
So why does nibi focus on virginity so much
>>707401271
We're so proud of him. President Yeezy's all grown up.
>>707401278
Sexual accomplishment is an underlying prerogative of male psychology and he has basically nothing else in his life at all.
>>707401278
Nobody knows.
>>707401442
I totally know.
yeezy2020
>>707401416
Yeah, but that's the thing. Since he has nothing at all one would think virginity seems like a minor problem compared to like, not having friends.
>>707401414
hot hot
>>707401416
Who's the Vice President?
>>707401500
He'll say no.
>>707401079
Batman.
>>707401589
also kanye west
>>707401553
Sex is kind of a prime mover. Think about maslow's hierarchy. He's alive, he can eat, so as long as nothing distracts him from his sexual failure, it's the biggest issue.
>>707401589
>>707401662
>>707401662
>>707401662
>>707401662
>>707401651
hey snarf, feeling better?
>>707401651
FUck yes
>>707401553
He has some friends. Even though he hates me and sometimes he gets really edgy I still consider him a friend of mine.
He just needs a virgin hooker.
>>707401662
Fucking amazing.
>>707401651
Which one?
>>707401772
Sounds like an primitive animal.
Goodnight boys.
>>707401967
Humans are not that complicated.
>>707402053
seeya fag
>>707402053
nite nite
>>707402053
You haven't figured out humanity, Julian. I meant Nibu is the primitive animal. Not everyone focuses on food shelter and sex in that specific order. Intellectual pursues and priorities beyond base instincts exist.
i'm pretty sure he's figured out humanity. after all, he thought himself out of depression
I'll figure out your humanity, bby
That doesn't even make sense
>>707402666
I have to thank subby for teaching me this is actually a sexual proposition
Only because you don't understand humanity
>>707402857
no worries babe
>>707402935
Hey I said I was thanking subby!
>>707403025
Subby can't accept your thanks right now.
He's trying to figure out his own humanity. Maybe while watching instructional videos on how to do so.
>>707403187
>>707402935
what is this character from
>>707403307
It is Kass, a Greater Yinglet from the webcomic Out-of-Placers.
Not lewd but with weird semi-fetish themes.
http://www.valsalia.com/comic/prologue/01/
>>707403607
thanks, been trying to figure it out forever and nobody that i knew had a fucking clue.
>>707401832
Yeah, still a little congested, and stuck with a cat sitting on my chest, but feeling better.
>>707401891
Adam West 60's Batman.
>>707403720
No worries, sunshine
>>707403798
Terrible.
But batman is terrible anyway so.
>>707404014
How is he terrible
>>707403757
woof
>>707403798
that's good. is it your cat?
>>707404061
He doesn't do anything.
>>707404162
soup nignog
>>707404222
You mean he's not effective? He stopped all crime by Batman #655.
>>707396036
whats this characters name?
>>707404447
That doesn't mean anything to me.
>>707404593
That's irrelevant. Fact is Batman is not useless.
>>707404335
not much. updating some games, then gonna play some league. what're you up to?
>>707404162
Yes. She wants cuddles.
>>707404222
Post your girl cock.
>>707394150
load fast, pupper
>>707404335
How's the batteries taste?
>>707404881
Forgot namesync again, I hate myself
>>707404789
Those don't exist.
>>707404681
He still doesn't do anything.
>>707404705
just beat deus ex, and now am going to watch a movie.
>>707404881
like acid~
>>707405034
Like lemon in other words? :3
>>707404997
He does plenty of things, they don't stop being things because you choose not to read them.
>>707404789
give her lots of pets for us
>>707404967
hey bananaman
>>707404997
isn't there one hanging between your legs?
>>707405034
how was it? and what movie
My cat's been on the litterbox for 7 fucking minutes
>>707405217
Sup Jefferboy?
>>707405217
No.
No there isn't.
>>707405149
I'm pretty sure he just doesn't do anything.
>>707405315
And hasn't gone after that time? Is something wrong with it?
>>707405111
no like acid. it left blisters in my mouth and open wounds
>>707405217
it was pretty good but i wish they had more boss fights like in human revolution. the final battle was weak and i had a harder time in side missions than i did in that battle. but over all i loved it and will start my lethal playthrough next.
movie is Think Fast Mr. Moto.
I want to say hi to yuki but i'm also sick of the drama and shit
anonymous says hi yuki
>>707405513
I think she's fine, most of what she did was just scratching around, but long time anyway
>>707405661
Oooooo, I gotta try it! :D
>>707405315
not much. playing some league of legends
>>707405513
well whats hanging down there then
>>707405661
I'll have to get the game. how was your weekend?
>>707405718
H-Hi.....
>>707405740
Oh okay. I thought she was trying to go for that long. I was a little worried.
>>707405855
Is there supposed to be something?
>>707405826
goes well with cola
>>707405855
i worked all weekend and felt like shit and tired more than usual
how you do bb gurl?
>>707405855
Nice. I'm watching youtubers play games
>>707405941
I would be more worried about my brother. He has to sleep in the same room
>>707406160
Can't wait to destroy my body! :D
>>707406422
hooray! what a party we will have!
>>707405941
Yes. See a doctor.
>>707406654
And then we have an acid-filled make out session together with Jeff!
>>707405941
I don't know, snarf seems to think so
>>707406160
I'm pretty good, got over my cold. and this week looks pretty empty
>>707406422
what games?
>>707406422
With the cat or the litter?
>>707406762
>>707406903
That's not how any of this works.
>>707406903
SOMA... That only. I'm obsessed with that game :P
>>707406900
oh super spicy~
>>707406903
oh yay! im glad you killed that cold!
what games were you updated?
>>707406983
The horrible smell. He says he keeps dreaming about toilets and cat shit
>>707403809
Thanks again, loving this comic, its entertaining and the characters have well rounded personalities.
i may even draw yinglet porn because of it.
