ITT WE MAKE UP NEW SEXUAL POSITIONS/SCENARIOS AND OTHER ANONS NAME THEM.
When a girl and a guy have fuck on a plane thats about to crash and they parachute out just in time and they keep fucking while they watch the plane crash and see the pilot crawl out of the wreckage on fire and they just keep fucking while watching then when they reach the ground the guy fucks the pilots ass
Pouring bleach in her asshole and using ammonia as lubricant as you buttfuck her.
Making a girl spin on a washing machine until she gets dizzy and then pouring boiling detergent into her pussy, fucking her sideways, then cumming a spunktergent mixture all over her teats. Afterwards, snort powdered Oxi-Clean and eat out her detergent-creamed pussy, blowing out the powder into her cunt, and using your dick as an eggbeater to make a tantalizing smoothie of squeaky-clean semen supreme. Then drink it.
when a guy digs a hole in the ground and throws a girl in there. the guy proceeds to jump down to and they cover themselves in worms and stuff from the ground and eat the worms off each other while eating the dirt around them.
variations include someone sprinkling them with more dirt from above or having water poured over them or both together
Rigging a pulley with a noose around a girl's neck that you have the other end of the rope in your hand, and she's riding you, and you hold the rope at exactly the right tightness so that every time she plops down on your dick, she chokes herself. The closer she gets to cumming, the tighter you hold the rope.
Mine is called the double decker deluxe.
I sit up on the upper toilet tank and give an upper decker.
She sits in the Lower regular seat and sucks me off while also shitting in the toilet.
Before we start I break the chain inside the upper toilet tank so no easy repair.
Double decker deluxe.
If you're still not impressed we could present the toilet tank lid with a sushi style poo poo platter or spray cum on the handle or something.
When you stuff her vagina full of ham then pour some syrup in there to make it resemble a meaty vagina with cum dripping out. You proceed to eat the ham out of the vagina while eating her out
There's five people in a line against the wall, all with mustaches shaved into their pubes. 4 are guys, and one is a girl. You get blindfolded, they all switch locations, and you have to play pin the tail on the donkey with your mouth
Gather together several dozen men who haven't nutted in a long time. One lady sucks them off one at a time, see how many dicks she can suck without swallowing, just keeping it in her mouth.
When your girlfriend is babysitting and you come over and you tell the kid to wait while you and her go to Narnia.
You both go into the closet and fuck and use codified dirty talk.
"Give it to me Aslan! The White Witch needs your heroism!"
Your Stand violently rapes you.
when you're secretly dating closely related women, convince them to have a threesome, blindfold them, have them start making out, and wait to see how long before they recognize their relative
That's when you decide to treat yourself and buy a personal aid like a fleshlight or something but it turns out to be kind of expensive and you have to sign a safety waiver and when you finally use it it isn't as fun as you thought it would be when you were a kid.
you have sex on a trampoline and the woman lays on her back with all 4 limbs pointing straight up
a guy is suspended from the ceiling by a bungee cord while he fucks a woman who is holding all her limbs straight up
you close yourself in a small concrete room with a small hole in one wall, a baseball or tennis ball launcher is set up to shoot handballs through the hole, you try to masturbate to completion before being knocked unconscious
Walking your room and Hillary Clinton is naked on your bed with her legs spread wide open
I call this one "The Nickel Game" but I feel it can benefit from a better name
>girl stands in from of a counter-top or some similar surface with her hands palm-down on the surface
>put a nickel on the back of each of her hands
>you can only touch her from the waist down
>you win if the nickels get knocked off her hands before you cum
>she wins if she keeps them on until after you cum
sticking a plugged in and turned on curling iron up your ass while you fap
Reverse 69 position and both of you just shit on each other's faces
Whenever you fondle her during a chivalrous act.
>You open the car door and lead her in by her tit.
>You receive the check and place the pen between her tits when done signing the receipt
>You let her walk in the store first and grab her ass on the way
Hot ridding was my name for somebody else's position
the autism is strong in this one
thanks for giving me an excuse to post this pic
it has been a while
"look papa, there's one of those gap toothed niggers green texting and choking on KFC!"
"don't worry son, so much cum has been pumped into his ass that he's surely dying of aids. "
When you lure a ten year old girl out of her house, rape her repeatedly in the woods, then stuff her body down a well in Prince George county and then it got covered and it's been 15 years and still nobody knows where she is and I'm still a free man.
What do you call that?
The limp salmon
>Girl is in a life jacket floating in a pool,
>you have sex with her while floating
>then you stab her in the gut until she goes limp
>keep fucking until she goes belly up
>You cover her entire body in a layer of cum and then pass out on top of her
>You garnish the load you left on her lower back
>You bang her from behind while her head is in the laundry basket
The Slinky Reversal:
>You start fucking her while she's walking up the stairs, keep thrusting till she reaches the top, both literally and metaphorically.
>bust a load on a paper plate as often as you can, and put them in the freezer
>once you've accumulated at least 100 frozen loads, wait till your girlfriend is asleep and take the loads off of the plates, and place them all over the room.
>when she wakes up, she finds fresh, wet loads all over the floor, too many to have been done by a single man.
Winter isn't the only thing that was coming.
>I see so much same fagging here, 3/10
you tell your girl that you'll participate in a mmf threesome, but you pick the guy and she has to be blindfolded the entire time, you then try to convince her that you are two guys fucking her at the same time
You shave your pubes, glue them to your face, and eat her out
>Dennis the Menace
While fucking a woman doggy style, load a butt plug into a sling shot and try to shoot it into her asshole
Pour gasoline through a funnel into her ass, then fuck her doggy style while the gas leaks out
This requires several women. You are blindfolded. One woman at a time gets on your dick (mouth, pussy, ass, hand, or tits) and you have to guess who it is. Bonus points if you have a picture drawn by an 8 year old
i call this the hangjob, you hang yourself while a dwarf nigger sucks your dick while another nigger watches from outside the window