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Quads decides how I spend the rest of my night. Rules: Can't

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Quads decides how I spend the rest of my night.

Rules: Can't kill me or get me arrested. Nothing ridiculously retarded either.

Misc. (Helpful?) info:
+ I have weed
+ I have MDMA
+ I have alcohol
+ I live in a college dorm with 5 roommates
+ I have gaming PC and Laptop, lots of videogames on Steam
+ I have $3000 available to me
+ I have Netflix, Roku, Cable, etc.
+ I have homework to do and papers to grade
+ I have an iPhone
+ I have multiple fuckbuddies I could hit up
+ All sports facilities and gyms available to me (Literally anything: rock climbing, cricket, soccer, basketball, etc.)
+ I live in a large city, the capital of my state

Your idea doesn't have to be related to anything on the list, just throwing out ideas.
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>>707383998
Stick a cheeto in your penis and jerk off

Provide pics
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>>707383998
Watching the following movies in this order
>Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
>A Scanner Darkly
>Basketball
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>>707385157
Whoops, that last one's supposed to be "Baseketball"
>Matt Stone and Tray Parker Movie (dudes from South Park)
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>>707385157
This, then take MDMA and watch taxi driver
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>>707383998
Hire a bitch and play some videogame with her.
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>>707383998
Jerk off for 3 hours straight.
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Roll 2 20$ bills, buy 2960$ worth of cocaine. Snort all you can.
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Hire 2 prostitutes and go to chucky cheeses
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>>707383998

Take turns butt chugging shots with your fuck buddy, then assfuck her till you pass out
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>>707385556
Off by one...
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put all that shit on a pillow and burn it then go to bed
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Take a dump and put ur dick in it
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Cum inside the power plug and record.
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>>707383998
Rent a stripper for an hour
but when she shows up
make her get butt ass naked and do mundane shit
like play cards
go buy a pool table before you call her and when she shows up have her help you set it up and then play a couple rounds
buy some shit from ikea and have her help you put it together
have her grade some of your papers
turn on netflix and watch "Would You Rather" while she grades them
video her butt ass naked having a conversation with you while she grades papers or puts together a bureau with your iphone and post hereon 4chan.
>get fucked up on weed and MDMA the whole time this is all happening.
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>>707383998
Smoke alcohol and drink the weed
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>>707383998
Purée weed in a blender with 3/4 cup alcohol, 3/4 cup soda. Put in turkey baster, or find funnel. Suck up what Bastet can hold, grease tube, anal and cream pie. Repeat until mixture is gone. If using a funnel...do whatever you have to do...I don't care. Take mdma. Turn up gay shit edm. Dance and don't lose a drop out of ass. Report back.
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Poop in ur bed
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Poop in a sock then fuck the sock
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Poop on ur iphone
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>>707386228
>>707386347
>>707386447
Wat is with all this poop
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Poop in ur roomates bed
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>>707383998
Masturbate and go to sleep.
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>>707383998
U go to Cal Poly
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>>707386600
Roll tbqh
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Poop in the toilet seat then phut ur dick in it and smear it aroufn
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Call all fuck buddies and fuck them all
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>>707383998
Pour weed into the alcohol, stir. Enjoy
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Watch the entire first season of my little pony
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>>707386600
Dub dubs confirm sleep faget
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Buttchug booze and mdma
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>>707386888
Oh snap trips confirm it even more, OP must obey
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Go to the store buy a rainbow dash toy and then poop on it and post pics
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Buy 50 copies of bad rats on steam and send them all as gifts
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Buy a Kermit the Frog suit with a penis slit. Then jack off to fat nig porn in the suit. Hire a prostitute and ask her to fuck you in the butt. Afterwards, go to Chuckie Cheese and buy some food. Finally, put the food and drugs into a blender and eat or smoke the slop.
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Grade some papers and then go rock climbing with a fuck buddy or see them afterward. That's up to you. After that smoke that dank kush and down a little bit of whatever it is your drinking and play DOOM until a slightly unreasonable hour. Then order me a gaming laptop so I can game on my boat.
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wasted quads
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Poop in the sink
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Go to store buy a copy of the new ghost busters and poop on it
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take the mdma call up a fuck buddy and stuff 20 dollar bills into their pussy while fucking them in the ass then use one the bills to roll a j and smoke it while neighing like a horse and record or stream the whole thing the post to /b/
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Poop on ur keyboard
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>>707387081
Rolling
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poop into your own mouth
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Buy 100 dollar worth of my little pony toys and poop on them
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Poop on the floor and use ur dick to write "op is fag" in the poop
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Grade all of your papers with high grades.
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>>707386969
double 69's confirms it
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Poop in your hand and spread it on the tv.
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Print out a picture of hillary clinton then poop on it and masturbate and post pics of the cum on the poop
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wasted.
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Eat all the md while drinking and smoking through the buzz. Give me you're steam games and one of your fuckbuddies your iPhone with nothing deleted. Suprise a roommate with cereal or somefood and gift him your pc,then break it front of him...but a finger or a spoon or some shit up ur rectum also with proof
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Shave your hairy ass all over the dorm bathrooms toilet seat
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>>707387307
roll for this
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>>707387648
Roll
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>>707383998
>Buy as many macfarlane action figures as you can afford with express delivery
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Poop in the shower and leave it there until ur roomate uses is
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>>707387866
Bump
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>>707387945
Rolly polly olly
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>>707387945
>8888
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>>707387945
pls
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Walk around the block whilst playing the my little pony theme song on repeat at full volute
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Cum on your room mate and record it.
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>>707387945
PLS OP
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>>70738794
rolly poly
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Poop in ir had and clap ur hands
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>>707383998
Brush your teeth and go to sleep, when you wake up call your mom and tell her you love her very much.
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Poop on ur roommates bed
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i dunno
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>>707383998
>nothing ridiculously retarded either

Well that's our cue to leave.

/thread.
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watch bojack horse man
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Poop in the toilet and squish the poop w/ ur toes
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Walk out side and yell "i love poop i love taking big smelly poops"
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Poop on ur monitor
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just sleep bro
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>>707388875
rolling
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Poop on ur keyboard and type with it lol
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>>707388505
rerool
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>>707383998
Do MDMA
Live stream
Take it from there.
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>>707388958
rerppl
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Watch my little pony whilst pooping in a bowl
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Poop on a bread and make poop sandwich
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>>707389015
>win
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>>707383998
poop on all of your assignments while watching my little pony on dvd then poop on the disc
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Poop in ur bed
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>>707383998
poop outside then throw the poop at your roommate then let him poop on you
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>>707389197
>>707389197
This
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>>707389197
>>707389197
Poop on ur homeworm
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>>707389352
Thsu
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>>707389465
Poop on ur homework
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Pour a natty light in your butthole and record. Post here
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i want you to watch bojack horseman
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Use the money to buy a machete from a sporting goods store, then buy a animal mask from a Halloween store. go into the sports facility and see if you can steal a Letterman jacket somebody left. take MDMA. Use one of your room mates as a getaway driver show up to random parties around the nearby town kicking into the door with the machete drawn and the mask on, screaming "YOU HAVE REACHED THE WRONG NUMBER, MOTHERFUCKER" then run away to you getaway car.
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Poop on your poop then eat the poop and poop on it when it comes out again
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Have a bepis
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Buy Nutella (or some other chocolate-breadpaste kinda thing), then go outside and smear "/b/" on the wall of your College/Uni. Remember to buy enough, and also no pussy shit. It should be nice and big, 1.5 m minimum. You shall of course document your results and post them as proof. Now go retard, fulfill your destiny.
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quads you kill yourself and stream your suicide
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>>707389794
Rolll
>>
ok so
+Snort the alcohol
+Drink the weed
+Use the mdma as a suppository
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Go put mdma in fuckbuddies pussy then fuck her and take pics
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>>707389794
That's fucking retarded. What kind of retarded shit is that? Fucking faggot what are you in highschool or something? We want to see OP poop off the roof of his school into a garbage pale.
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>>707383998
Try/Do dxm.
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>>707389959
No you fucking idiot. Take a laxative, poop in a shot glass drink it then take a bong hit with watered down poop as the bong water.
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>>707383998
Spend $3000 dollars at a strip club and live stream it
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>>707390220
You cant have cameras out in most strip clubs you fucking underage faggot. Go to the strip club, poop on stage and run out while live streaming.
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>>707390042
Dude he said no retarded shit. How big is the chance that OP acctually would do something poop related...
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>>707389794
Rerollerino
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>>707383998
Pull the truck up front and roll up the next blunt so we can steam on the way to the telle & go fill my belly
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Learn self defense somewhere in a foreign country and become a master and open up a school.
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OP here

Still waiting on you fucking faggot cucks
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where u live??
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Do your homework while you're high, post results.
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Bring all of your fuck buddies in your place that you dwell in and ask them all at the same time you have an orgy.
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>>707390660
refer to >>707388481
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>>707389794
Roll
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>>707391382
You not going to do anything fucking interesting so just leave. You're not special. You're going to do any of the shit you posted regardless, it's not going to be interesting.
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>>707391382
>>707391382
NIGGER BUTTCHUG A NATTY
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Smoke weed and take MDMA and binge watch Naruto
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>>707391481
rolling this
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>>707391888
TRIPS BOY
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Do the windy thing
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>>707389015
roll
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Watch animu
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>>707391888
Reroll
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>>707391888
r o l l
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>>707386725
roll
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>>707383998
Become a proof reader for skywriting planes
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Dude stick something in your ass dont be a pussy
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>>707392080
watch a cool animu (Future Diary)
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smoke your weed with your own cum mixed in
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>>707383998
Call a fuckbuddy and shove ice cubes up her ass. Provide pictures. If she's hesitant to try kinky ice-cube ass sex offer her some alcohol and weed and shove an ice cube up your own ass to show her it feels good.

Seriously, though, I want pics of ice cubes in her pooper.
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>>707392395
reroll
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Smoke weed, take MDMA, and listen to ur favorite album
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>>707383998
Blow up your dorm while screaming "allahu akbar"
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Smoke a bowl and go rock climbing!
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throw out all of your drugs, donate everything you own to the local second hand, post login credential for every online account you have
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Call a fuckbudy and puke inside her/his anus.
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if you live with other people then cum inside of some sort of condiment bottle (mayo preferrably)
and leave it there
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>>707392722
fuck
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Rolling
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>>707389794
Roll
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>>707383998
Smash your PC, laptop, games, and iPhone to pieces. For your PC, phone, and laptop, end by putting all three in the microwave and turning the microwave on high for 2 minutes.
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>>707392899
Reroll
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Reroll
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>>707392828
Good foor you buddy!
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>>707392899
Again
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>>707392899
This
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>>707391235
ReRollin
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>>707392899
Rill
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write "nigger" on top of all of the papers you have to grade
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>>707392899
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look at my repeating digits
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Call some fuckbuddy, prepare some food, cum on food and then give it to her.
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>>707393077
ReReRollin
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>>707392899
roll
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>>707392899
Come on
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>>707391458
roll, but do mdma also
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>>707393218
nice try faggot
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>>707392899
Fucking come on
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>>707391481
ROLL
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>>707393357
FUCK
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Sleep.
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>>707392899
reroll
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>>707383998
molly dealer here
>call fuckbuddies over for a night of drinking,molly, and weed
>purchase a couple dirty hookers
>use phone to record molly orgy
>enjoy rare footage
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Text your parents asking for a threesome.
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>>707392899
This, please
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>>707393255
Got double dubs.
ReReReRollin
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taste your own cum, then go to bed
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shove a glass jar up your ass
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>>707392899
Roll
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>>707393537
This and record.
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>>707392899
Reroll
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>>707392899
rolling
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Give me your $3000
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>>707392899
Rolling for this.
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>>707392899
Kek roll
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Buy 50$ worth of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Make it all at once and try to eat as much of it as possible in one sitting. Any leftover mac and cheese must be stored in refrigerator and you can't eat anything else until you've eaten it all.
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>>707392899
This
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>>707386447
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.
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Rolling
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Ok last time and I'll change it up.
1. Call someone you know who is still in love with you.
2. Play with her feelings for a year to the point that she wants to marry you.
3. Walk off on your wedding day.
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Get 5 boxes of laxitives. No. 10.
Proceed to mix them with drinks/food in fridge.
Get your buddies to eat/drink them.
Clog all the toilets with socks or toilet paper.
Watch the shit show, literally, go down.
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Roll
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study to austronaut and send us timestamp in the space
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>>707392899
Rawling
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Tell your friend that your cum tastes funny, ask him if he thinks it does
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Pissed in a Dixie cup and throw it in one of your roommates' face.
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Give me your and rape one of your roommates
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>>707392899
Rerill
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Give me your money and rape one of your roommates
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>>707383998
Stay in bro you got class tomorrow. Drink a beer smoke a bowl and hit the sheets. Stay safe man.
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Make weed brownies and share them with your roomies. Try to make them really nice, like go to the grocery store and get frosting and peanut m&ms or whatever you like on brownies. Everybody likes weed brownies.
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purchase No man's Sky and beat it.
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>>707392899
Rerill!
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Quads get
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>>707392597
>This
ROOOL
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Call your parents and have a decent conversation with them.
it's important to keep in touch, anon.
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>>707393841
Reroll for this one.
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>>707383998

ITS FUCKING TIME
>Not buying $1500 of pure tar heroine
>Not burning weed on your fuckgrill's bodies
>Not going in public and eating alcohol Popsicles
>Not making alcohol Popsicles

So, do as listed faggot.

YOU NIGGERS NEED TO ROLL
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^^
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>>707394151
reroll
>>
Give me all of your money cunt
>>
Sleep
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>>707394285
roll
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Purchase one box of tampons, condoms(the thick pleasure ones), and some random toy. Like a baby doll demon thing.
Then proceed to pay with all coins or a 50.
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fuck your roomate's pillow
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Print out every one of these pictures in this thread and stuff them into one of your fuckbuddy's mailboxes.
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Give me ur 3000 and anally insert all of your weed
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Recreate the "Would you fuck me?" scene from Silence of the lambs in front of your roommates.
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Call up a fuckbuddy, and light some weed with her, and just before you guys fuck, ask her to poop back and forth with you.
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>>707394278
"weed"-brownie.... you fucking normie
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you go hunting on them blacks
>>
Roll
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>>707394815
rerolling, nigga
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>>707394969
Reroll
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Browse 4chan in your college's public library. Be seen OP
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Tell one of your fuckbuddies you have 3 months to live then ask for a rimjob
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>>707394666
Checked
>>
>>707389794
Re
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>>707395033
Rereroll
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Go to a Halloween store and find a chef outfit. Now go to a local animal shelter in chef outfit with spatula. Ask to see cats or puppies. When they show you one, ask for one with a little more meat on its bones. Then say that their animals are too skinny and not worth it. Call the shelter people annoying cunts as you storm off.
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>>707395088
Rerereroll
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>>707395102
This
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>>707395153
Rererereroll
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call dozens of pizza places and send them to someone down the street. Take pics to prove it
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>>707383998
Take a cap and go play french cricket with yourself
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Lock yourself in the bathroom and cry as loud as you can. Yell, scream and just generally make a big slobbery mess of yourself. The first 3 people that try to console you... Ignore em. The fourth. Tell him he wouldn't understand. The fifth... Say " it's nothing, it's nothing" the 6th tell him you just can't cope with Trump. Then walk out and pretend nothing happened.
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>>707394744
This. Roll
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Drink five glasses of water. Then go find the highest elevation you can get to like a bridge or window of a tall building and pee off the side of it into the ground/water below. If anyones down there, aim for their heads.
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>>707395223
reeeeerolling
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>>707395206
Rerererereroll
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>>707395265
That shit is real by the way. Seen it happen.
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>>707395349
>>707395349
Come on!
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>>707395402
Rererererereroll
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1080 give me plz
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Go to sleep?
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>>707395265
rereroll
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>>707395435
last time
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there we go, give me your 3000 :)
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Go to sleep
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>>707395265
D O I T
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Just go to sleep, OP.
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>>707395540
one more
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Buy me a 1080 and an i7
Email me at [email protected] for details
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>>707383998
>sell everything you have
>donate to ARF
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>>707395545
almost
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>>707394744
Rerolll
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>>707395102
go
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>>707395548
rolling
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>>707395465
Re
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Stick a cricket bat up your ass and play cricket.

Provide pics
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>>707395665
Reroll
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How fast is your internet connection?
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>>707395735
Reeeee
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Suck your own dick
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>>707395835
Rerolling
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>>707395888
>>
>>707395930
Rêroll
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Shit on all of the beds in your dorm room. Post results.
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>>707395061
This
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>>707395585
Rerollll
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>>707394744
kek, roll for this
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>>707395993
Damn.
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>>707395989
Rëröll
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I need $3000.
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>>707395102
Reroll for this
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>>707383998
asschug all the booze
buy all the hentai games you can on steam
then snort the mdma and listen to vaporwave and death grips
>pussy
HARDMODE
Download the MEMZ virus on ur computer
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>>707396049
Reeeeeeeeeroll
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>>707396140
Give me all of your money
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>>707394744
Reroll
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>>707396198
Give me your fucking money
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paypal me the 3000$ LUL

[email protected]
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>>707395061
Reroll
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Buy a dog and name it Allauh Akbar
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>>707396238
I want your money cunt
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>>707383998
Have a good night sleep... after fingering your ass.
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Give me ur 3k
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>>707394744
Roll
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>>707396393
Give me the money
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>>707396000
Checked
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>>707396434
Give me the 3k
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if quads, don't do shit and everyone abandon thread.
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>>707389794
roll
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>>707396104
rerell
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>>707396467
I want 3000
>>
Oh
>>
Alex is a nigger
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>>707396542
Give me 3000
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You should probably just go to sleep.k
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Invite all of your fuckbuddys swallow MDMA smoke weed makfe foursome with them Record it dump it Give 1k to the poorest guy/girl in your collage
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>>707396593
3k now
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You should probably just go to sleep.y
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>>707395585
Reroll again
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>>707396645
3K rn
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It's lit fam.. go go sleep
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give me the 3000 :) I need it
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Go and buy a cat and then feet it your weed and MDMA
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>>707394744
Printem and stuff em in her mailbox!
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>>707396685
Give me your $3000 rn
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Bake an mdma weed alcohol cake and eat it
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>>707396632
Roll
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