Quads decides how I spend the rest of my night.
Rules: Can't kill me or get me arrested. Nothing ridiculously retarded either.
Misc. (Helpful?) info:
+ I have weed
+ I have MDMA
+ I have alcohol
+ I live in a college dorm with 5 roommates
+ I have gaming PC and Laptop, lots of videogames on Steam
+ I have $3000 available to me
+ I have Netflix, Roku, Cable, etc.
+ I have homework to do and papers to grade
+ I have an iPhone
+ I have multiple fuckbuddies I could hit up
+ All sports facilities and gyms available to me (Literally anything: rock climbing, cricket, soccer, basketball, etc.)
+ I live in a large city, the capital of my state
Your idea doesn't have to be related to anything on the list, just throwing out ideas.
Rent a stripper for an hour
but when she shows up
make her get butt ass naked and do mundane shit
like play cards
go buy a pool table before you call her and when she shows up have her help you set it up and then play a couple rounds
buy some shit from ikea and have her help you put it together
have her grade some of your papers
turn on netflix and watch "Would You Rather" while she grades them
video her butt ass naked having a conversation with you while she grades papers or puts together a bureau with your iphone and post hereon 4chan.
>get fucked up on weed and MDMA the whole time this is all happening.
Purée weed in a blender with 3/4 cup alcohol, 3/4 cup soda. Put in turkey baster, or find funnel. Suck up what Bastet can hold, grease tube, anal and cream pie. Repeat until mixture is gone. If using a funnel...do whatever you have to do...I don't care. Take mdma. Turn up gay shit edm. Dance and don't lose a drop out of ass. Report back.
Masturbate and go to sleep.
Buy a Kermit the Frog suit with a penis slit. Then jack off to fat nig porn in the suit. Hire a prostitute and ask her to fuck you in the butt. Afterwards, go to Chuckie Cheese and buy some food. Finally, put the food and drugs into a blender and eat or smoke the slop.
Grade some papers and then go rock climbing with a fuck buddy or see them afterward. That's up to you. After that smoke that dank kush and down a little bit of whatever it is your drinking and play DOOM until a slightly unreasonable hour. Then order me a gaming laptop so I can game on my boat.
take the mdma call up a fuck buddy and stuff 20 dollar bills into their pussy while fucking them in the ass then use one the bills to roll a j and smoke it while neighing like a horse and record or stream the whole thing the post to /b/
Eat all the md while drinking and smoking through the buzz. Give me you're steam games and one of your fuckbuddies your iPhone with nothing deleted. Suprise a roommate with cereal or somefood and gift him your pc,then break it front of him...but a finger or a spoon or some shit up ur rectum also with proof
Pick any of the above OP
Use the money to buy a machete from a sporting goods store, then buy a animal mask from a Halloween store. go into the sports facility and see if you can steal a Letterman jacket somebody left. take MDMA. Use one of your room mates as a getaway driver show up to random parties around the nearby town kicking into the door with the machete drawn and the mask on, screaming "YOU HAVE REACHED THE WRONG NUMBER, MOTHERFUCKER" then run away to you getaway car.
Buy Nutella (or some other chocolate-breadpaste kinda thing), then go outside and smear "/b/" on the wall of your College/Uni. Remember to buy enough, and also no pussy shit. It should be nice and big, 1.5 m minimum. You shall of course document your results and post them as proof. Now go retard, fulfill your destiny.
That's fucking retarded. What kind of retarded shit is that? Fucking faggot what are you in highschool or something? We want to see OP poop off the roof of his school into a garbage pale.
You not going to do anything fucking interesting so just leave. You're not special. You're going to do any of the shit you posted regardless, it's not going to be interesting.
Call a fuckbuddy and shove ice cubes up her ass. Provide pictures. If she's hesitant to try kinky ice-cube ass sex offer her some alcohol and weed and shove an ice cube up your own ass to show her it feels good.
Seriously, though, I want pics of ice cubes in her pooper.
Buy 50$ worth of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Make it all at once and try to eat as much of it as possible in one sitting. Any leftover mac and cheese must be stored in refrigerator and you can't eat anything else until you've eaten it all.
iPhone is the best console, and nobody could ever fucking speak against it. When I first got an iPhone, I was so excited that I wouldn't be trashy anymore. I got so many friends with the iPhone 5C's stunning colors and sexyness, and that isn't even half of it. It has over 30 GB worth of data. I was able to store, if I recall, 10,000 photos and it would only take up 4 gigabytes. It would play games that would seem laggy to a console and turn it into a lagless portable experience. I am a true fucking gamer, I play Angry Birds, Fruit Ninja, Flappy Bird, and Clash of Clans daily, I can message friends and stay up to date, I can talk to people with my face and always remember how my friends looked like, I can take endless photos with no worry about using data, and I could browse infinite pages of the internet, which a shitty console can't do. The PC, Wii, PS4, and Xbox 1 can't do any of this shit. Compete with that, consoletards. Also, nice trolling fucko, with you're not including you're fucking iPhone, get your facts strate Android fuckers.
Ok last time and I'll change it up.
1. Call someone you know who is still in love with you.
2. Play with her feelings for a year to the point that she wants to marry you.
3. Walk off on your wedding day.
Get 5 boxes of laxitives. No. 10.
Proceed to mix them with drinks/food in fridge.
Get your buddies to eat/drink them.
Clog all the toilets with socks or toilet paper.
Watch the shit show, literally, go down.
Make weed brownies and share them with your roomies. Try to make them really nice, like go to the grocery store and get frosting and peanut m&ms or whatever you like on brownies. Everybody likes weed brownies.
ITS FUCKING TIME
>Not buying $1500 of pure tar heroine
>Not burning weed on your fuckgrill's bodies
>Not going in public and eating alcohol Popsicles
>Not making alcohol Popsicles
So, do as listed faggot.
YOU NIGGERS NEED TO ROLL
Print out every one of these pictures in this thread and stuff them into one of your fuckbuddy's mailboxes.
Go to a Halloween store and find a chef outfit. Now go to a local animal shelter in chef outfit with spatula. Ask to see cats or puppies. When they show you one, ask for one with a little more meat on its bones. Then say that their animals are too skinny and not worth it. Call the shelter people annoying cunts as you storm off.
Lock yourself in the bathroom and cry as loud as you can. Yell, scream and just generally make a big slobbery mess of yourself. The first 3 people that try to console you... Ignore em. The fourth. Tell him he wouldn't understand. The fifth... Say " it's nothing, it's nothing" the 6th tell him you just can't cope with Trump. Then walk out and pretend nothing happened.
Drink five glasses of water. Then go find the highest elevation you can get to like a bridge or window of a tall building and pee off the side of it into the ground/water below. If anyones down there, aim for their heads.
Shit on all of the beds in your dorm room. Post results.
asschug all the booze
buy all the hentai games you can on steam
then snort the mdma and listen to vaporwave and death grips
Download the MEMZ virus on ur computer