Dylan Thread
Thread 2
Continued from >>707358440
Pic unrelated
>>707377475
Sorta related
>>707377475
Oh thank god, just in time. Buuump.
>>707377475
Hapy, niggers?
>>707378223
Yes
>>707377475
bamp
>>707377475
Thread so far :|
Also bump. So OP will see
Where's the yearbook photo?
>>707377475
bumping
Hey guys OP from last thread. Ready for dylan?
>>707378359
>Update
GOGOGGO
>>707378359
yeah man >>707378312 here
>>707378320
Are you sure you're all ready?
>>707378359
Fukin go already
>>707378359
POST NIGGER
>>707378441
We're fucking ready. Post it nigger!
>>707377475
Not even the gods will miss this post, bump
>>707378441
POST THE GINGER
>>707378320
6th Grade Dylan
>>707378441
LETS GOOOOOOO
bump
>>707378610
8th Grade Dylan
>>707378610
>looks like Michael Cera
Of fucking course
>>707378610
It's just how I imagined him, but he's not as fat I thought he was
>>707378610
>not even down
i am disappoint
OP I fucking love you and your story.
This day, OP was the straightest man I've ever seen on 4chan.
>>707378610
TopKek
>>707378716
You have seen the face of God.
How do you feel?
>>707378610
>>707378687
honestly I was expecting a fat tard but that's pretty bad too
Keep posting OP, come on now. Nobody said to stop.
>>707378821
I feel enlightened /b/ro. I nearly came a river of uncontrollable jizm
Don't stop posting, original OP
>>707378888
>He feels like quads
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUUUUUUUUUMP!!
>>707378858
Just a very quick side story
> Be 15
> Be in 9th Grade
> OP and I are walking to the buses
> We just left a pep-rally
> It was boring as fuck
> The speaker playing music were blown
> We were thrilled to be out of there
> As we walk, we hear something
> "DAB!"
> We ignore it, but then hear it again, closer
> "DAB!"
> We turn to see Dylan behind us
> He is running up to random groups of people and dabbing at them
> whatthefuck.png
bump
>>707379039
cont.
> Dylan approaches us
> "BAD!" He screams
> He smells very unpleasant
> The smell is overwhelming
> My eyes burn and my nostrils hurt
> I realize that the smell is Dylan's armpits
> Jesus
> He must have been storing garlic under there
> OP decides to play along
> He dabs, and smacks Dylan in the process
> Dylan is pissed
> Dylan swings and hits me
> itsonnowfucker.png
> I scream out potato
> That's his trigger word
> He looses his shit
> Starts screeching
> Nigger Tard-Wrangler hears this
> She rolls towards us at max speed
> OP and I jump out of the way
> She doesn't slow
> She rams into Dylan
> His screams fade as he is carried away
> We run to the buses laughing
> The buses are held up for some reason
> Turns out, we were waiting on Dylan
> The bus shifts as the Nigger Tar-Wrangler climbs aboard
> Dylan climbs on after
> He sits behind me
> The whole bus ride, he kicks me in the back
> I reach my stop
> I get up and turn to taunt Dylan before I go
> He is masturbating
> wat.jpg
> Rush off the bus
> I'm not getting covered in his man juices again
>>707378955
>r
"Original OP"
>>707379131
I know
>>707379131
I am not OP from last thread.
>>707378610
Nice. added, Kinda sad he isn't downy.
>>707378687
shitty picture.
the Chronicles of Dylan 8 cont.
>After retching I compose myself
>Luckily my friend got most of Dylan's jizz
>betterhimthanme.jpg
>Dylan isnt even fazed from the dick punch
>He just keeps coming at me(no pun intended)
>He charges
>We do battle
>I have a naked Dylan grabbing at me.
>His measly tard dick flopping around
>Disgusting to say the least
>I throat punch
>Both on the ground now as I have him in a headlock
>Principal comes in
>Horrified
>Dylan is suspended
>I get off scot free thanks to self defense.
>Dylan gazes at me,his burning with the hatred of a thousand whipped niggers.
>This will continue
Moar?
>>707379039
>15
>dab faggery
So clearly you and OP are underage faggots.
>>707379382
MOARRRR
I AM HUNGRY FOR MOAARRR
>>707379382
>Moar?
WE WILL ALWAYS SAY YES, HOLY FUCKING SHIT OP DON'T STOP POSTING.
Well guys, it's been a wild ride. I've been here from the very start, read all the stories and seen the pictures. It's almost 1AM in the U.K. So I'm gonna get some sleep. Farewell /b/ros. I'll remember Dylan and this thread forever. Although I didn't get in the screen caps...
Also. My friend is writing with me. Luckily. Makes it easier to keep you satisfied! Oh well. Back to writing! Make sure to read my friends posts to keep you tided over till my next one.
>>707379438
/thread
>>707379438
Who fucking cares cunt. This "underaged fag" just made a god tier thread so stfu and enjoy
>>707379438
Still telling pretty good story
>>707379594
Gross, damn pedo
>>707379438
Actually if you had paid attention, at the begining ofthis thread (or really last one) I said I was 18. This is just backstory! He has done so much! It merely began at fifteen!
>>707379594
Enjoy ur party v&, faggot.
>>707379594
Pedo
>>707379566
2 am here, and I'm waiting for more Dylan
>>707379729
A FAGGOT
>>707379718
Faggot
>>707379718
Faggot
>>707379711
Wasn't denying that. Just pointing out how immature 4chan's user base has become.
>>707379438
Who gives a fuck? good stories. stfu and get out of here, Brandon.
7:00 pm here. Roommate and I now live for Dylan
i´m too stoned for the story almost pissed myself
>>707379740
The stupid dab trend only started about a year ago. Nice try
>>707379772
I can't bring myself to leave, kek. Where abouts are you?
>>707379978
Tip the man, cheezy pizza is life
>>707379718
Nigger faggot
>>707379978
I never understood how can you piss or shit yourself just being stoned or drunk...
>>707379924
Where you at?
Me and my friends got on the first thread from the start and decided to get high after chronicle 7 right now we are fucking baked and dead from all the laughter
>>707379874
god damn youre such a useless edge lord piece of faceless shit. No one gives a fuck about what you think. I was 11 when i first started coming here. its been the exact same ever since. calm the fuck down, Brandon.
>>707379772
Same here, need the sleep, but need the Dylan more
>>707380166
>>707380166
cheked
>>707380163
Titletown USA
>>707380224
Agreed
>>707380265
Niggerville
someone start bumping with porn
>>707380206
Same been here since 2007 I was about 12
>>707380394
agreed am horny af but still need some dylan
bump
>>707379995
Dabbing started a while ago (around 2012). Just because It wasn't popular doesn't mean it didn't exist. Plus, the dabbing story was only two years ago.
>>707380394
Bump
Bump with Madison_Morgan OC
>>707380532
Been here since 10 now 17
>>707380579
ty lord
>>707380265
Literally had no clue that place existed. Sorry /b/ro. I'm from Bradley in England but I live in Wolverhampton( not sure how good you yanks are with the georgraphy of Britain) which is near Birmingham. There's a huge rivalry between Wolverhampton, Sandwell, Walsall and Birmingham (and Aston)
>>707380356
>>707379874
>>707380265
Literally had no clue that place existed. Sorry /b/ro. I'm from Bradley in England but I live in Wolverhampton( not sure how good you yanks are with the georgraphy of Britain) which is near Birmingham. There's a huge rivalry between Wolverhampton, Sandwell, Walsall and Birmingham (and Aston)/ in football(soccer) at least
>>707379995
>>707380606
There are some real fucking morons upon us. Cant just sit back and enjoy a story
Newest addition.
Need more man.
>>707380613
ty moar plz just until op comes back
>>707380713
>>707380787
Wow I fucked up. My inner Dylan came out
>>707380865
Internet is shitty DSL, so verif may expire b4 post
>>707380713
Its not that we DONT know the geography of Britain. Its that we dont CARE about the geography of Britain.
>>707380996
feels bad man
Some memes for you to bump on
>>707380996
But here
>>707380669
yee man
Did OP go to bed?
I need moar Dylan.
>>707381073
Fair enough. I feel much the same about most of the USA. I apologise if my last post was boring..
>>707381259
I don't know where he went. I'm trying to remember more stories to tie ya'll over.
>>707381285
Titletown cuck here, dont worry about it. We're all here for the Dylan legacy
Chronicles of Dylan : part 8
>Be me
>Be in class
>Its now a new year. High School, Bitches
>Taking chemistry
>Dylan is also in class(New principal didnt care about seperation order from last school)
>Today we are making some chemicals
>Nothing to serious
>Working at lab table
>Dylan is back there alking to himself again
>Me and my friend are mixing some chemicals and shit with the occasional meth joke
>heisenberg.jpg
>Suddenly Dylan thinks we are cheating off his lab notes
>Anytime anyone looks at his work even though its usually blank he claims cheating
>thefucknigger.jpg
>He gets so mad that he threatens to do something drastic
>I get ready for another attack.
>He doesnt
>HE DRINKS THE FUCKING CHEMICALS
>oshit.jpg
>He begins gagging instantly
>No shit
>Teacher starts doin medical shit
>Freaking out obviously
>Not me
>The teacher
>He just thinks Dylan is seizing or something
>Wierd kid so..ok
>Then he notices stains from chemicals
>Freaks the fuck out
>Starts having a stroke from stress
>What
>The
>Fuck
>I call 911 on cell phone
>For the teacher
>They ended up pumping his stomach at the hospital
>The shit he drank formed a solid in his stomach and then expanded
>What the hell will this year hold?
>He is pissed naturally, about the chemical incident(even though it was his fault alone)
>He gets his revenge soon
Im assuming moar? ;D
And no im not asleep. It's only 7 here. :/
Op we need more Dylan
>>707381163
feels good man
>>707381410
Indeed we are, and we are all living it together
>>707381471
Part 9****
>>707381285
Nah bro. We all cool here. Amerifag or Eurofag. We all friends. You're not boring. I love you.
>>707381609
Well thanks bro. I love you too anon
>>707381471
We will always say yes.
SO YES
>>707381471
You in Wisconsin, OP?
>>707381471
Only 7? nice. Same.
>>707381846
We live in LA, down in the South.
>>707381471
please moar
bumping
>>707381947
Oh shit I live in LA
BUMP!!!11!!!!11!1!!1
>>707381947
Ofuck.jpeg
same. >>707381926 <- me. Near Central LA or what bruh?
>>707382127
Near Baton Rouge
>>707382127
Northernish
I live in LA too what a coincedence op... wanna meet up
Im a sand nigger though so i cant recommend a safe time
>>707381471
i'd guess that he thought that the chemicals would give him superpowers.
>>707382192
>>707382273
>>707382284
oshit.png
So many fuckin rednecks in this thread. I'm in central, near Alexandria
The Chronicals of Dylan: part 10: The Dare
>Dylan finally back from hospital
>Me and friend like to fuck with him every now and then
>I inform my friend just how far me and Dylan go back
>He loved when I fucked with his phone
>I dared him to try it himself
>Heres what happened
>He got dylans new phone(still no password)
>Changed password to nigger
>He put the soundfile he wanted played in.
>Left the metaphorical bomb in his bag
>In next class, reading
>Suddenly shrieking!
>Wtf
>Dylan freaking out
>What the hell
>Dylan is losing it
>Whole classes ears hurt
>Ask him what he did
>A video of cats mating? not my first guess
>Turns out a caps barbed dick hurts
>So the cat screams
>themoreyouknow.jpg
It will continue.
There is a non zero chance I fucked your mother or father before you were born.
We may have even been teens.
>>707382626
MOAR
bump
My friend is uploading video he used for reference!
>>707382568
Im near central too
>>707382626
Oh that's funny as hell.
Please don't stop OP.
>>707382952
my eyes
Also put my friends "Dab story in the collage as a tidbit. I plan to get a youtuber to read this.
>>707383203
FILTHY FRANK
>>707382997
Oh hey there.
>>707383307
I was thinking brendaniel
>>707383203
Private DM him a screen cap on twitter
>>707383473
Do both, matter a fact lets go on a raid and send this to every popular youtuber out there regardless of their content
>>707383473
but filthy frank has more subs
>>707383691
Fanku don't know how to read
>>707383691
Send it to That Poppy. She browses /b.
>>707383691
This
>>707383691
yes this
>>707383691
>>707383793
>>707383841
>>707383842
>>707383854
Guys lets do it to all the popular youtubers that way we have a much higher chance of getting it out their some one make a twitter account for this plz
>>707384074
If we flood them they won't do it
>>707384212
dont flood all of them just send it to each of them once or we could flood them and send it over 9000 times each
>>707382626
I remember this.
Here is the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FYR1oL1gM4
I was going to post the video itself, but it wouldn't work.
>>707384074
I'm OP's Friend who has also been posting. Should I make a twitter for this thread?
>>707384602
whoever has all the screen caps
>>707384763
what?
>>707384602
whoever has the screencaps should
>>707383450
whoevers making the account tell everyone so hat we can follow them
How about we just focus on getting more stories posted for now. Can we get the next one please?
>>707384909
Please put this back into reactions
>>707384820
Whoever has the Screencaps needs to make a Fan Page on Twitter. They need to post all of the Screencaps, a bit of story and background on the fridge, and then send the snaps to a shit ton of famous Youtubers begging them to read it.
>>707384979
for now
>>707385033
yes
>>707383450
fucking gold
>>707385033
I meant Thread.
Not Fridge.
But fuck it. Tell them about the fridge too.
>>707383450
Where is the Dabbing story?
>>707385495
Previous thread that 404'd
>>707385219
make sure to tell all your friends /b/ that we did this>>707385033
>>707385016
>>707384963
>>707384909
>>707384822
>>707384820
>>707384763
>>707384602
>>707384602
>>707384492
>>707384492
>>707384074
>>707383922
>>707383691
You can read this while you wait
>>707385545
Why did it 404 anyway?
>>707379039
>>707379104
>>707385545
They are on this thread. I meant where are they on the Snapshot?
>>707385583
Someone posted the unfinished story to Twitter.
>>707385647
Its 4chan. All threads 404 after 350 replies
>>707385647
because that happens here?
moron
>>707385583
I'll try to let him know. Who ever makes the account needs to link it on this thread so that we can follow it.
The Chronicles of Dylan: part 11
>Dylan is pissed
>At me
>For what my friend did
>Great!
>Dylan tries to start fights every day now
>One day in gym
>We are running again.
>The way this kid runs
>Oh my god
>He runs with a fake limp so it looks like he is frolicking majestically
>okthen.jpg
>Cant stop laughing
>He sees
>Puts on a tough guy act
>"YOU GOT A PROBLEM PUNK?"
>Asked him if he had an extra chromosome
>Had to explain what a chromosome was to him as well as down syndrome
>Still didnt get it
>God damnit
>He calls me an idiot
>I call him a fag
>We do this back and forth shit till he just hits me
>I hit harder
>Hes on his ass and pissed
>Tard rage kicks in
>Decides to duel
>We have wrestling event in gym that day
>I pressure him to sign up
>He does
>We rumble except this time its school sanctioned
>Yes nigger
>Beat shit out of him
>Not enough to win
>just enough to agitate
>Once aggro'd enough he loses it
>Gloves come off
To be continued
>>707385823
Sorry, kinda newfag here
>>707385802
Link the unfished story's post on Twitter
Chronicles of Dylan 11 cont.
>He comes at me
>We fight for real now
>Coach comes in to break it up
>Dylan attacks coach
>Dylan gets upper hand on our fat coach
>Thats when I deck him from behind
>And the winner is...
>O shit wait
>He gets up and punchs my dick
>So pissed I knee him in the face
>Scream "FUCK YOU" at him
>I broke his nose
>Noone fucked with me that year yet again
>And yet again,Dylan was the outlier
>He wasnt done though
>Bleeding now, we continue to fight.
>He bites my fuckin arm.
>Great
>Backhand him so hard he spins twice
>Friend is watching intently
>Bets are actually being placed
>Dylan lunges
>I see stars as he hits
>He sees my foot as I kick his upper face
>A fair trade!
>He has my arm behind my back, tard strength prevailing
>teacher too stunned to help
>Hear my arm pop out of its socket
>So shocked he did that, he releases it
>I slap him with it by whirling my body
>Bad idea
>The pain is so intense I welcomed death at that moment
>I kneed him in the chest so hard it cracks a rib
>Hurt my knee like hell
>Teacher finally stops us
>Claim self defense again
>Win
Here's to my future stories /b/ might pull an all nighter! may need someone to chronicle these!
Next one real soon!(plz dont start a riot)
>>707380265
Holy fuck this happened the next fucking city over from me, how did I not hear about this before
>>707385892
oh.. well in that case, im sorry anon. That was extremely rude of me. Please forgive me. Also, welcome to /b/, friend. I love you!
>>707385033
one second>>707385962
>>707385892
>>707385583
>>707385495
>>707385201
>>707385033
>>707384909
Sorry found out a friend from HS has a tumblr porn page where she posted nudes of herself.
@Kov_QM
made this for /qst/
There. Happy /b/?Enjoy!
:D I really love writing for you guys! you seem to enjoy it too! I plan to send this to brendaniel so make sure you check for it in his tales from 4chan series
>>707385962
Found it
https://twitter.com/Uber_Huebert/status/785642590074986496/photo/1
>>707386357
Post link if she's 18
Add these to screencaps>>707385880
>>707386150
>>707386327
Np, i ain't so much of a newfag, and I love the hate here lol. Also, luv u 2, let's fuck
Anyone mind posting the Dylan Screencap with the very long part 11 added?
newfag here, this is my first 4chan experience and it is comedic gold, I think ill like it here
>>707386633
Double dubs confirms
>>707386850
Hope you enjoy! Really! I put hours of work into this and, to be honest never thought it would take off like it has!
>>707386856
I love myself
>>707386850
If you like this then youll love 8 chan
>>707386589
Are you adding the dabbing story like OP asked?>>707383203
>>707386633
Say no more, friend.
>power bottom 4 lyfe
>>707386150
>>707386150
Thanks for bringing this up.
> OP is fighting Dylan the Tard
> I place a bet of $20 that he'll win
> Continue to watch the fight
> Dylan fucks up OP's arm
> shit.jpg
> Hand my $20 to the guy I was betting
> Wait, what
> OP stands up and knees that fucker
> I get my $20 back, and the other kids money along with it
> I leave the gym
> I leave OP behind
> Coach is calling the nurse
> The next week, Dylan confronts me
> ohno.png
> He demands the money I won
> Hell no
How did you guys like that last part to my Dylan story? Seeing as how noone is mentioning it :/
>>707387063
So you are willing to fuck with 2 strangers?
Cool
>>707387257
Delicious
>>707387257
I'm actually keeping 2-3 friends on FB updated on this. Tbh, this thread is fucking Platinum.
>>707386982
As much as we all love these Dylan stories and how much we appreciate you and your friend delivering everything, Its quite perplexing that it takes you 30 minutes in between stories when they average 10 to 15 lines of green text. Are you on your phone or something?
at this rate, you need to start getting ready for this one to 404 too,
>>707387255
M O A R
Its K. Im finishing up soon. Stay tuned for next part. Its gonna be a doozy
>>707387255
cont.
> I tell him to fuck off
> He yells that I didn't deserve the money
> I told him to leave or I call the Tard-Wrangler over to get him
> He Screeches and swings at me
> He misses
> Unlike OP, I am a week fag
> I take a few steps back
> Dylan lunges at me
> He latches to me like a leech
> He bites my leg, and I feel blood being drawn
>>707387356
I am willing to fuck with anyone *wink wink*
>>707387655
cont.
> What the fuck!
> I freak out
> This guy is literally drinking my blood
> I flop back onto a nearby bench
> I place one, two, three, four, five full-force kicks directly on his face
> holyshit,jpg
> This kid is going
> He didn't even fucking flinch
> I look for a more effective weapon
> I see a lunch tray
> thankgod.png
> I grab the try
> I don't like physically hurting people, but fuck it
> I bash the tray into his right temple
>>707387744
Double dubs confirm.
But in order to proceed , you must fill this quota
>timestamp
>tits
Or gtfo
On mobile too difficult to make thread also too lasy
can we have screen cap
>>707388072
>>707387744
Wait.. you're a femanon?
Tits or GTFO femanon you know the rules.
time stamp too.
>>707388030
cont.
> He is still holding on
> I hit him over the head with the tray again
> He un-clenches his jaw
> I'm free
> I shove him away with my foot and take off in the other direction
> I run until I'm out of breathe
> I duck into an empty classroom
> I laugh a bit at what has just happened
> I reach into my pocket and realize...
> He managed to take the fucking $20
> mfw
> mfw I was out-smarted by a retard
>>707386536
18
sketched-out-sex is her tumblr.
>>707386589
Alrighty.
@Kov_QM
>>707387255
>>707387655
>>707388030
>>707388351
WE NEED THIS LOGGED, STAT.
>>707388351
keked
>>707388351
OP, you want this on as part of the screencaps?
>>707388351
Get fucked mate
>>707388292
Not a Femanon here, sorry bruh
Yeah actually>>707388446
>>707388446
Not OP, but fuck yes, please.
>>707388645
OP Has Spoken
>>707388414
done
fuck off fam >>707388446
op how much you lift
I weigh 255 plbs
Bench: 346
Deadlift: 415
Squat: 459
hbu
>>707388940
I'm the one who wrote
>>707387255
>>707387655
>>707388030
>>707388351
:|
>>707388940
I'm just checking that those posts are put into the screencaps because the dabbing story never was.
>>707389124
Im not that strong but am when pissed.Dont bother with weights.Dylan is just so weak and frail when not enraged. Also im tryin to write m8. Pic says it all
>>707389418
OP is ripped
>>707389418
Op, where is the next story?
>>707389418
I wonder how large OP's penis is I'm betting atleast 12 ft.
>>707389929
I've seen it. Eight.
>>707389844
he said he done for today
At least this big
>>707389844
Coming very soon
>>707390003
>>707389929
OP needs to confirm
>>707390003
weak
>>707390077
No, he didn't.
>>707390133
I agree
>>707389358
Fine I'll add it.
>>707379978
Tip the pizza guy waestoid
The Chronicles of Dylan:Part 12 THE BEGINNING OF THE END
>Be me
>Be recovering from injuries
>losing will to fight this war
>Decide that this is just childish
>Think it over for a couple days
>Today was a pep rally for final exam.
>hoorayforstress.jpg
>Me and my 2 best friends sit together(me,other guy in this thread with his own experiences,and another guy)
>Dylan sits next to us
>He does nothing at first
>At first
To be continued
This is my new famous Pic.
>>707390669
*Favorite
>>707390617
OH! This one is good. We both are involved with this one.
Noice.
>>707390669
new fag alert
>>707381471
>He begins gagging
>Instantly
>>707391360
For the love of god, log this please. :'D
>>707391448
It's logged, slowpoke.
>>707391360
please log this
Someone make new thread
>He turns to the 2 kids in front of us
>They are a power couple so to speak at our school
>He turns to them and says"YOU TWO SHOULD HUMP"
>wat
>They recoil in fear and disgust,as Dylans natural musk is garbage water
>Not that attractive
>They politely tell him to stop
>He gives up and turns to nigger bitch behind us
>Demands same thing
>Keisha back there is not to happy
>She punches him
>He tells me what a bitch she is
>I ignore
>I think I should just end this now
>Apologize for what has happened in the past
>Be the better man, so to speak
>That's when I feel it
>A small warmth on my leg
>First I dont know what it is
>I know what your thinking"HURR DURR HE PEED ON YOU"
>No
>He didnt
>I looked in horror
>His hand was vigerously rubbing my leg
>FUCKTHATSHIT.jpg
>Punch him
>He stops
>25 mins later
>I'm still wondering what to do
>Halfheartedly watching sad display of a pep rally
>Mascot trips
>kthen.jpg
>Suddenly I feel it
>The worst feel of all
>I hope you never know this feel
>Dylan's hand is slowly,and carefully massaging my asshole
>suicideisonlyoptionnow.gif
>He tries to finger me through my pants
>WHAT THE FUCK
>I punch him
>hard
>very
>fucking
>Hard
>Rapist to be flys out of chairI get up and run
>He unbuttons pants
>He is trying to rape me
To be continued
>>707390617
another 45 minute wait for 10 lines of green text. jesus fucking christ.
>>707391591
Are we about to get 404ed?
>>707391676
We are both writing in real-time. Most green-text stories are pre-made.
>>707391713
Just to be safe
>Great
>I down the steps of the gym
>Dylan in tow
>Run past cheerleaders
>Get to the door
>Its fucking stuck
>Shake it hard
>Wont budge
>Hes closing in
>Still wont open
>Hes upon me now
>Hes trying to get my clothes off
>ogodno
>As im being stripped I end up accidentally open the door
>I open the door
>Me and Dylan fall on the floor
>Everybody walked the Dinosaur
>Or at least I wished they did
>We wrestle on floor
>Hes naked now
>Im not
>Yet
>I know what to do
>To end this war
To be continued
>Once and for all
>Fully clothe myself while fighting dylan(not easy)
>Run into Gym
>He's chasing demanding we hump
>I grab a basketball as I run by the rack that holds em
>I turn to Dylan
>I wait
>He comes into range
>I jump
>I then dunk the ball on Dylan
>He hits ground
>Out cold
>Crowd is silent
>Scream "Get dunked on fucker!"
>Cops haul him out
>I press charges
>Get him tried as adult as we are both 18
>For what?
>Everything
>Assault
>Rape
>Harrasment
>All the good shit
>The feels were so good
>Then a week later
>I came home
>Opened up my pc
>Went to 4chan
>Got my friend in on it
>And we decided to posted our tales
>The Chronicles of Dylan we called it
>But who the fuck who wanna read that?
END
Thanks /b/ for listening to my tale
All is true
Hope you enjoyed!
>>707382997
Opelousas here
>>707388351
Protip: go for the TMJ when being bitten. It's the joint where the hinges of the jaw meet. Use your knuckle and make little circles on the TMJ while applying pressure. It hurts like a bitch and will leave bruises. I'm a behavioral health tech and have been bit more times than you would believe.
>>707391676
Sorry I wrote whole thing but it was too long so it had to be split into three parts
>>707391935
Bravo man
>>707391935
clap, clap, clap
>>707391646
This one is going places
>>707391935
ALLAHUKBAR
>>707391646
>His hand was vigorously running my leg
top fucking kek
REQUESTING FINAL SCREENCAP VERSION PLS
OP, OP's friendo - thanks for giving me one of the best reasons to skip sleep in a few years. :')
Thank you for these stories OP. Very uplifting since I have to go to school tomorrow (Midway through high school. Definitely not as exciting as your experience).
>>707391935
godspeed op, thanks for the amazing story.
What a glorius story sir top kek.
best keks in awhile
SOMEONE POST THE FINAL SCREENCAPP
>>707392793
>>707392303
Yep. Good shit OP
>Get dunked on fucker
MY SIDES
>>707392861
2.1MB of pure kek
Just came in so thanks for the screen caps, guys. Seems like good shit
>>707391646
>>707378312
This seems dumb and gay I dont wanna hear some fake story about a retard
>>707393017
Fucking worth the 18262825161 years to read the whole tale
>>707393159
Sorry faggot. Back to the trap threads you go.
>>707393017
>>707393208
Agreed.
>>707393159
op is always faggot
Everyone,Be on the lookout.I may post more someday.
>>707393159
Yeah, faggot. This is the type of shit that made /b/ famous. Heck off to your netorare smut porn, please. Your kind is not welcomed here.
Goodnight Guys! This is Op's friend. Glad you enjoyed our life experiences with Dylan the Retard
Beautiful.
>>707393421
Make sure that next time you post to let us know its u
may this story forever stay in our hearts...
What the fuck dylan is fucking retard
Amazing greentext lads! Godspeed!
>>707393448
Tell op anon says thank you for prolonging my suicide, these keks removed my crippling Depression and a goodnight to you sweet prince prince
>>707393422
Yeah what anon said
Thank you for a glorious thread. Godspeed OP and friend
>>707392861
Top keks are made of memes
Your a fag to disagree
Travel the boards
And all of /b
Everybody's shitposting something
Some anons want to amuse you
Some anons want be amused
Some of them want confuse you
Some of them want to be confused
>>707377475
My name is Dylan
>>707396299
kek
>>707396504
OSHI-
The rivalry is revived.
