All right let's play a game let's see if we can guess each other's age and occupation by taking a picture of your hand right now.
Baby hands. Very young and hasn't had a hard day's work in.. Well ever
Same as above except you could possibly be in IT. Or just a student
Untrimmed nails so nothing important
MFW people don't know their left hand from their right hand
OP is foreign and therefore incapable of converting English into the correct order.
Also, the right hand IS fapping hand.
Gogo we have the same tiles op
Young: check. 22 yo.
Hard work: whel I've been working on ships as a deck hand (dat pun) since i was 15. My hands doo look soft. On the picture tho, id admit that.
Working with ropes and linards and moringlines all day, believe me, hand lotion in big quantities and gloves are your best freind
Now that you've all volunteered your hands, did you know... if you're ring finger is longer than your index finger you are more likely to be gay. No bs. Google that shit. And let's see who the secret fags are.
MFW that excited me
Fucking file size limit two times... /agh
never wear blue pullover with jeans, that is just ultimate 90s.
I'd guess you are late 20s, maybe early 30s. Happily married and two children, both under 5 years old. Not a corporate job, gonna go ahead and say freelancer.
am i right?
3000 years old and a facehugger
Unemployed father of 2.
Wife been fucking your brother for 3 years.
>im an only child
>not nearly that old
and already have high blood pressure and early onset diabetes.
>this wouldnt surprise me
19, definitely not older than 21.
You are lanky and hate it and wish you could gain some weight but your metabolism wont allow it. You're a heavy smoker and have had only one gf in highschool
It's just a bit sweaty and too much light
early 20s, no older than 25.
You're short and you hate it, you wish you could be taller but you decided to work on your physique and go to the gym regularly. You look fit now but you're still insecure around women. Havent had a gf yet but dw anon you will soon.
Nope, had 2 or 3 relationsships but in last 6 year only friendship+
I smoke around a package in a week.
But with metabolism u right. I can eat tons and much calories but I never again weight
Word of advice
Need small hands for my job
20, either you own a bicycle or a motorbike. If neither of the above then you do manual labor and i feel very sorry for you.
You have had multiple gfs and lead a relatively happy life, but you're still not satisfied enough.
ah, I knew it would be a low number of gfs, so i just went with 1. Glad I was kinda right about the rest, at least close
I am very surprised, that wrist looks too thicc for you to be 65kgs
Professional Fat Person, 20
Taken a few hours ago in the ER
dude lookin like he halfway to mordor
I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
ohh shit I lost my finger again