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All right let's play a game let's see if we can guess each other's age and occupation by taking a picture of your hand right now.
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>>707376547
You are 34 and you professionally turn cow dung into nice, round balls of poo
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>>707376733
not quite that old. and a more urban profession
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>>707376547
Fuck it because why not
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>>707376912
You are a Merc with a mouth. Deadpool, correct?
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>>707376903
47 and either an engineer or programmer
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>>707376912
professional masturbator and 15
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>>707377090
Not even close and totally wrong
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>>707376547
29 and you work at mcdonalds
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>>707376903
31 and a teacher
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Fuck it I'm in.
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>>707377424
getting closer in age. and I've never worked in the food industry
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>>707376547
63, professional faggot.
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>>707376547
29, warehouse something
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Why the fuck not
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>>707377557
Baby hands. Very young and hasn't had a hard day's work in.. Well ever

>>707377595
Same as above except you could possibly be in IT. Or just a student

>>707377681
Untrimmed nails so nothing important
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>>707377557
15, underage faggot
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>>707377509
Warm and kind of but I guess it counts I am a speech therapist.
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>>707376547
That's your left hand faggot
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inb4 fisting hand
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>>707376547
48, auto mechanic
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>>707377821
28 years old

>>707377832
25, profi fister
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Took this Friday. Work related accident.
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>>707377889
>mac
Dick-sucking expert.
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MFW people don't know their left hand from their right hand
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>>707377681
19 and clothing retail
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>>707377955
Professional retard. Maybe follow safety procedures next time fag.
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>>707377807
>>707377820
Nope and nope
I work out for at least 2 hours a day
And im over 18
Guess my occupation
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>>707377953
28 years old

Colder
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>>707376547
>takes picture of left hand.
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>>707377889
Professional hipster with a weird bum thumb
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>>707378007
Doesn't specify. Learn to read.
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>>707377889
21, turkish, mac faggot, "kebab salesman"
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>>707377889
bass guitarist, 19
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>>707378058
Age is spot on, occupation is not
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>>707377912
yes I'm an auto mechanic. but only 24.
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>>707377889
This is an ASUS not mac
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>>707378073
NO where does op say only right hands. Read much?
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>>707376547
you're 35 and you're a bull milker
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>>707378067
so 33?
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>>707377681
19 student
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>>707378109
finally someone noticed I didn't specify. just that the sentence said right in it
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>>707378109
>hand right
>RIGHT HAND

OP is foreign and therefore incapable of converting English into the correct order.

Also, the right hand IS fapping hand.
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Gogo we have the same tiles op
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>>707377958
It's not a mac you dumb nigger
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>>707378448
>hand right now
>RIGHT NOW
My guess is professional autist.
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>>707377807
Young: check. 22 yo.
Hard work: whel I've been working on ships as a deck hand (dat pun) since i was 15. My hands doo look soft. On the picture tho, id admit that.

Working with ropes and linards and moringlines all day, believe me, hand lotion in big quantities and gloves are your best freind
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Hey
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>>707378448
>of your hand, right now
>not hand right
come on mate
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>>707378324
Am technically a College student but I work more...but your half right I suppose
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>>707378290
Warm, very warm...not quiet hot, but very warm.
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>>707378597
Mid twenties, works at walmart
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>>707378597
29 and IT
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Now that you've all volunteered your hands, did you know... if you're ring finger is longer than your index finger you are more likely to be gay. No bs. Google that shit. And let's see who the secret fags are.
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>>707378512
Looks the same, still a faggot. And you too...faggot.
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>>707378510
SOOOO gay
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>>707377832
Gay
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>>707377787
Gay
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>>707377953

>25, profi. fister
i'm younger ; my ass is too much straight for that
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>>707376547
The hands of a chronic masturbator
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>>707377958
that's not mac you fucking piece of shit
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>>707377681
Why are you bending your ring finger? Hiding something?
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>>707377955
I'm going to say 30 and an auto mechanic
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>>707378881
Only for you ;)
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>>707377595
Gay
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>>707378007
It says hand, right now.
Not right hand, now.
Fucking piece of crap! Kill yourself
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>>707377557
George Takei
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>>707379059
Nope
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>>707376547
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>>707379185
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>>707379096
MFW that excited me
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>>707379178
Fall for bait much??
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>>707379283
Checks out
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>>707379283
22 and vet tech
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>>707379519
Doesn't get gayer than that folks
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>>707376547
Computer tech
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>>707379384
45 and professional sasquatch photobomber
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>>707377681
Hmmm a very good Guitar player
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>>707379700
Gay how retard ?
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>>707376903
Your ring is too small
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>>707379867
>>707378802
This fag
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>>707379519
27 and either an mechanic or welder
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>>707376890
29 and construction worker
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>>707379982
Tell that to your gf she likes the long finger
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>>707378448
>>707378007
>>707377825
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>>707379867
Your need to defend your sexuality on an anonymous forum only adds credence to the theory
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>>707379062
NO to both.
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>>707376547
Fucking file size limit two times... /agh
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>>707380156
5 year old super convincing android created by the government to grab women by their pussies
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>>707379777

Errrrr....

Nope
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>>707380005
26
And carpenter
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>>707380294
19, Bisexual chub bottom fluffer
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>>707376547
Guess faggots
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>>707380134
Your need to look for fingers longer than an index finger makes you quite the faggot if I say so myself
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>>707379918
It is actaully not.
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>>707376547
Ez
> 26
> Professional Ogre
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>>707380156
that bracelet means you're under 30 or a metrosexual. prob. both
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Alright faggots, let's go.
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>>707380478
This has really got you heated anon. One day your dad will be dead and you can fuck whoever you want and not worry about who finds out. It gets better.
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>>707380473
Unemployed father of 2. Wife been fucking your brother for 3 years. Ur 44 and already have high blood pressure and early onset diabetes.
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>>707380255
if that's not a girls hand then kill yourself
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>>707376547
It's an bit overlight
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>>707380494
He's right. His hand is to fat. Don't body shame jewelry people.
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>>707380598
Heated how I'm reading other threads
You're the one who keeps talking you must be real lonely
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>>707376547
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>>707378510
never wear blue pullover with jeans, that is just ultimate 90s.

I'd guess you are late 20s, maybe early 30s. Happily married and two children, both under 5 years old. Not a corporate job, gonna go ahead and say freelancer.

am i right?
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>>707380301
I really wish

>>707380569
I got it from the angkor wat temple in cambodia last month from a monk

I am under 30 tho you're right
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>>707380655
Are you wearing glitter? And what the fuck did you just say?
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>>707380255
You like to schlick much. Around 20-30
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>>707380255
3000 years old and a facehugger
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>>707380612
Unemployed father of 2.
>no

Wife been fucking your brother for 3 years.
>im an only child

Ur 44
>not nearly that old

and already have high blood pressure and early onset diabetes.
>this wouldnt surprise me
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majestic hand
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>>707380655
Why are your plams so red
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>>707380294
18 doing yard work
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>>707380708
Anon don't take your repressed urges out on me. There are plenty of long ring fingers in this thread. Put yourself out there. You might find someone.
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>>707380655
19, definitely not older than 21.

You are lanky and hate it and wish you could gain some weight but your metabolism wont allow it. You're a heavy smoker and have had only one gf in highschool
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>>707380793
It's just a bit sweaty and too much light
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>>707380831
Haha damn.
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Ok, i'm in
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>>707380839
Majestic is a euphemism for long ring fingers
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>>707381016
Jennifer lopez/10
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>>707380955
34 white shrek
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>>707380958
You're right so you better start looking before the thread deletes
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>>707381084
nope
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>>707380673
*too fat
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>>707377889
That's a fun bend
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>>707380911
You're this guy, all grown up.
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Here is my hand I guess.
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>>707380839
early 20s, no older than 25.

You're short and you hate it, you wish you could be taller but you decided to work on your physique and go to the gym regularly. You look fit now but you're still insecure around women. Havent had a gf yet but dw anon you will soon.
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>>707381016
47 Latina pop singer/actress
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>>707379519
Your ring finger is too long

Should look like these relatively same length as index
>>707380156
>>707380294
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>>707380747
Okay, I keked
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>>707381079
152, professional skeleton
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>>707380998
24 and works at Walmart.
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>>707381125
Not 34.

Try under 20
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>>707381172
Correct.
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>>707381275
nope
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>>707380972
23
Nope, had 2 or 3 relationsships but in last 6 year only friendship+
I smoke around a package in a week.

But with metabolism u right. I can eat tons and much calories but I never again weight
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>>707380965
take your chubby toad hands elsewhere, demonspawn
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>>707376547
he said yes!!
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>>707377595
You look like me
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>>707380883
It's the light, see second picture
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>>707381281
Now ur trying to act as someone different
You really are a fucking idiot
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Word of advice
Need small hands for my job
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>>707381258
im 5`11 and 65 kgs, youre right about my age tho
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>>707381418
58 professor of hackering and gender studies at Penn State
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>>707381355
Nah studying computer science and 23. You can see keyboard hands because I have that knobble at right bottom
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>>707381246
20, either you own a bicycle or a motorbike. If neither of the above then you do manual labor and i feel very sorry for you.

You have had multiple gfs and lead a relatively happy life, but you're still not satisfied enough.

>>707381379
ah, I knew it would be a low number of gfs, so i just went with 1. Glad I was kinda right about the rest, at least close

>>707381570
I am very surprised, that wrist looks too thicc for you to be 65kgs
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>>707381563

Professional dwarf fingerer
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>>707381563
21 Child penis stunt double
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>>707381563
youre a slav in your mid 20s, unemployed, and you like to squat outside shop eating semechki
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>>707380965
Professional Fat Person, 20
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>>707381570
also was i right about the gf part?
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>>707381845
no
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>>707381084
>>707381275
In fact, i'm Mitch Conner !
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>>707378810
>looks the same

THE KEYBOARD ISN'T EVEN THE SAME COLOR
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>>707377955
Carpenter, 25, valley cut with skill saw ... happens fast. Im sorry
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>>707381563

29 y.o. pedophile
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>>707378125
not a mac
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>>707381913
Fuck you're right!
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here you go niggers
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guess
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>>707378802
I've always beem sure it was always the oppisite.
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>>707382069
Straighten those fingers faggot!
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>>707381079
You are an slav between 25-30. You are an bit schizotypic. You prefer being alone
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>>707376547
37 and electrician
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>>707382137
22 unemployed but you rub your mom's feet for 6 hours a day so we'll say part time masseuse
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>>707382065
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>>707382137
part-time yeti full-time shitposter
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Why not.
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>>707377557
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>>707382438
Because you have hideous hands. That's why fucking not.
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>>707382540
y tho
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>>707382069
professional clutz
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In this thread people supply images of their hands so the feds can graph their finger prints from pictures.

Inb4 4chan shuts down and they lose these monsters in here 4ever
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>>707382469
Forget the weird hand, what the fuck is the print on that fabric?
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>>707382585
Most likely incest
Possibly fetal alcohol syndrome
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>>707381684
>>707381718
>>707381760
>>707382001
Close, 30 yo cardiac surgeon
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>>707380156
That's a nice solid M you got on your palm lad. Mine is barely visible
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>>707380972
Very close! I'm a powerlifter and I'm 40...but look 20
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>>707382747
What the fuck bro?
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>>707382889
Yeah that's probably what your mom did. That's why your hands are gross.
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Taken a few hours ago in the ER
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>>707381079
Didn't know aliens posted here
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>>707382983
>wearing shoes on the bed
YOU FUCKING MONSTER
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>>707382983
Straight/10 probably play guitar, smoke lots of weed, fingered your butt once, didn't like it, but you're glad you tried it.
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>>707376547
Late 20's pipe fitter/welder
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>>707382983
METROSEXUAL or gay or rich? Your nails are too good
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>>707376547
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>>707383055
Story?
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>>707383138
i agree with you /b/ro
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>>707383259
Part time nurse, part time godsmack fan
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>>707383294
it was found out already, mid 20s mechanic. but I did weld today
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>>707382469
slut
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>>707383500
Mid 20s mechanic like you only work on tin lizzies, or like you don't yet how much life sucks?
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>>707377958
your gay mate
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>>707383312
that honestly doesn't look too different from myself after work. so I'm going with 27 mechanic
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>>707383627
You're gay mate
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>>707383312
dude lookin like he halfway to mordor
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>>707380771
Nope, it's a T-shirt and jeans first. Im 23 and live in Texas with a wife and 2 year old. I work IT in the oilfield, and have been for 4 years. Nice try though anon
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Go on then, faggots
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>>707383312
Wash your hands you disguist
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Guess away
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>>707383624
what did you even say, sounds like your British or Australian. I'm a full time mechanic, and part time welder who is also attending school
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>>707383401
I'm not the one whose so far away, whenmy shift schedule is processed by my brain. never gonna get out of here on time.. and I feel the pressure.. has entered my miiiiind
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>>707376547
left hand
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>>707383803
Still though, denim blue shirt with jeans? wtf man
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>>707383923
You've got your figer in that skeletons butt so I'm going to say...
25 jazz pianist
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>>707383624
tin lizzies? are the boys back in town?
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>>707383138
>>707383044
Kek
>>707383300
Thx. Russian student. Not have work.
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>inb4 underage
[spoiler]I'm a girl[/spoiler]
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>>707383923
currently procrastinating in a biology classroom or worships mr skeltal
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Me now :)
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>>707383500
By the way, you might have to amputate your finger if you ever get a divorce lol
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>>707384003
I'm from philly. What kind if mechanic doesn't know what a fucking tin lizzy is? It's a model t. How do you not kow that? This is your field.
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>>707384039
Groom your nails faggot.
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>>707383923
easy.
skeleton doctor. no bones about it.
next?
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>>707381964
Close. 24 lumber mill. No saw, a board actually squished the tip right off lol. But damn very close
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There you go
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>>707382469
>i want you
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>>707384039
28 founded 4chan
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>>707384251
I think you have me mixed up with someone else.
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>>707384044

Honestly it's that bad? I didn't even notice I just grabbed something in the morning. Granted this pair of jeans is faded, I usually wear a darker wash. I'll take notes anon
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>>707384220
The FUCK mane your fingers are as long as your palm?!
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>>707384113
That's thin lizzy. Why do I fucking bother?
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>>707384044
Plus it's not denim it's just a blue rangers shirt haha
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>>707384458
I'm not the fashion police, don't listen to these other faggots

just do you
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>>707384003
FUUUCK!
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>>707383651
Very close...
Off on the age though
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>>707384247
ohh shit I lost my finger again
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>>707384992
41 piano teacher/isis recruiter
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>>707384039
check em
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>>707383891
No U
I did wash them you limp wrist ninny.
Sorry I work for a living
>Inb4 le wageslave
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>>707384113
is it Tin Lezzies? the lesbian cyborg cover band?
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>>707380911
I dont know why, but there is something fucky with your hand
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