Ask me anything
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Ask me anything
I can ask you anything?
>>707375209
Sure, although I might not answer some questions.
Why?
>>707375019
Do you watch Steven Universe
>>707375588
It's 2am, and I don't really have a better way of wasting time until I fall asleep at ~10am.
>>707375744
Nope
>>707375792
Do you drink?
>>707375792
Do you understand why people like music?
If so please explain
>>707375792
What about South Park
>>707375792
Have any pets?
>>707375792
Age?
>>707375870
Not really. Granted, the last few times I was drunk was 7 and ~8 days ago.
Before that, it's been about a month, before that a month more, before that a few months, etc.
>>707375997
I haven't thought about it, and it seems like a pretty detailed answer would be required to answer that properly. Just based on instinct, I'd say it's got something to do with humans wanting to feel connected to other members of a society. It gives people a feeling of being understood, connected, and it prevents them from thinking, which relieves stress. I'd say those are some factors.
>>707376085
Nope
>>707376140
Not for some years now. I have been taking care of someone's cat a few times, though.
>>707376175
20
>>707376418
You want to come over to play at my house anon?
>>707376418
You ever feel broken?
>>707376625
Doubt it. Would depend on where your house is, who you are, and what we'd be play.
>>707376662
Constantly. For some years now.
>>707376418
Fav soft drink?
>>707376758
My name is Kira I am in Canada and I am sure we can come up with something when you get here
>>707376758
Can you play any instruments
>>707376758
The rick show?
>>707375019
why have you not killed yourself yet?
>>707375019
who or what are you sexually attracted to? Talking species, gender, age ...
>>707376758
How long have you been on 4chan?
Are you gay?
>>707375019
what is your biggest fear?
>>707376758
Online hug for you anon
Would you tell us a story full of feels?
>>707375019
what advice would you give your 16 year old self?
>>707375019
what is the worst and best thing about your country?
>>707376758
Do you have a phone? What kind?
what did you fap to that you later felt bad about?
>>707376758
You read a lot?
>>707376758
Do you know what it would take to fix you?
>>707376758
Do you get stressed to easily
The amount of vagina in this thread is too damn high.
what's the closest you've been to death, ever since your birth? (Not counting that right now your closest to dieing of old age)
are your parents proud of you?
You think I can get>>707377777
To be or not to be?
>>707376773
Original Coca Cola is the one I drink the most, although I don't drink soft drinks too often.
>>707376910
Kira is a nice name, although I guess that'd imply you were a female. And there are none on the internet.
And Canada's way too far for me.
I guess it was nice of you to ask.
>>707376978
>>707377041
Nope
>>707377070
I used to always answer that question with "Because I love myself too much.", but I don't believe that anymore. I guess now it's because I don't want to?
>>707377122
Humans, females, 16 (legal in my country) to ~35 yo. Nothing else.
>>707377143
I really suck at remembering years/time in general. I'd say it's been at least 5 years. Probably 7 or so.
>>707377163
No.
>>707377197
Insects/things like that, and probably that I'll never start feeling better.
>>707377297
I've told my story in full only once in a feels thread here. I got one reply, which was "I'm speechless". That was enough for me.
I'm tired of constantly thinking of what's happened to me, and how fucked up everything is. I'd like to forget it for a while, but I know I can't. At least I wouldn't want to type it all again.
>>707377304
"Fucking grow up, stop crushing on stupid girls, if ***** ever asks to stay at your place, YOU FUCKING LET HER IN, NO MATTER THE SITUATION, and stop drinking and stuff. Life's not that great, but you can affect it."
>>707377358
Worst: pretty much everything. If I HAD to choose one thing, I'd say it's people.
Best: hmm.. really difficult to answer. Probably the fact that the governament gives you free money.
>>707377431
Yes, Galaxy S5
>>707377502
I once fapped to that uniboob pornstart, can't remember the name for some reason. Felt bad afterwards, because she looks so fucking average. I could do better.
>>707377508
Not anymore.
>>707377600
I honestly don't, and that's scary to me. I've been trying to figure out something that would help me, so I could DO something for me, anything, but I don't really know.
>>707377644
Lately, yes.
>>707377734
Not a question, lol.
>>707377744
Probably getting electrocuted once, when I was a young kid. Or when I almost drowned, also as a kid. Both happened over 10 years ago. Or maybe right now, with the unhealthy lifestyles?
>>707377831
I don't know. I doubt it a bit, until I can land a job.
>>707377834
Doubt it.
>>707377907
Be, I guess.
>>707378168
What about Trailer park boys
>>707378569
Nope.
what mental / personality disorders or illnesses do you think you have?
your penis length?
how many women have you had sex with?
>>707378569
You oun a tv?
your worst childhood experience / possibly trauma?
what are you on /b/ for?
Is there a question you wouldn't answer?
>>707378463
What contry do you live in
Breaking Bad or Game of Thrones?
You think it's true everyone on 4chan I sad
>>707378683
I think having a mental anything is so much up to interpretation, that it would depend on who's checking, and who's defining.
If both would be me, I'd guess some depression has lately come up, drug abuse, maybe mild narcissism, some paranoia probably. Hopefully nothing too bad?
>>707378715
A bit over 7 inches.
>>707378761
0
>>707378794
Me personally, no. My parents do.
>>707378975
If childhood is the age bracket 0 - 18, I'd say when my best friend died and I found her, or when I got betrayed by someone close to me a few years ago.
>>707379006
Habit. This place is such a shithole, but I've been here for so long, It's just part of my surfing habits. So much faggotry here lately, and I've been occupied with myself lately, so don't visit too much.
>>707379056
Sure, my name, where I live, etc.
>>707379072
I'd rather not say. In Europe.
>>707379097
BB had a pretty sad ending, felt bad for that one little nigga who got tortured. GoT had Roxanne McKee or whoever. I'd say GoT?
>>707379470
Nah, not everyone. I'd assume pretty many, though.
>>707378168
Op it's thanksgiving today I am siting here next to my dieing dad and I have nothing to be thankful for, after he passes should I just end it
I can't believe my dad is half dead at a bit pass 40
>>707379550
>some depression has lately come up, drug abuse, maybe mild narcissism, some paranoia probably.
sounds pretty average to me. What skills do you have to brag and satisfy your narcissism when you're not being depressed?
Also, which drugs did you experiment with?
>0 Why?
>>707380016
also what are you being paranoid about?
>>707379710
Dose this turn you on?
“I love the way you taste, John,” he said, mouthing the head of John’s cock as he looked up into John’s eyes, his irises lost to darkness. “The feel of you between my lips, the pulse of you against my tongue, sliding down my throat…” He took the first inch of John back into his mouth and groaned. The vibration made John groan in turn, his own eyes flickering shut, his breath a hiss of pleasure.
“Jesus, Sherlock…”
Sherlock licked the slit of John’s cock, his hand stroking up to join his mouth before pumping back down, his mouth mimicking the movement directly after, this time taking John even deeper, creating the same luscious suction as he enveloped John in warm, wet heat.
He fought to keep his hips from rocking up into Sherlock’s mouth, not wanting to overwhelm him, the fingers of his left hand clenching in desperation, pushing in against his temple.
John had never considered himself loud in bed; the truth was he usually wasn’t. Other than some cursory panting and grunting he was usually fairly quiet. But with Sherlock, everything was different. Sherlock was able to pull sounds out of John he wasn’t even aware he was capable of making because of the sensations he created in John’s body.
As Sherlock began to pump John’s cock in and out of his mouth, John found himself responding in a breathless canto of needy, high-pitched sounds. Embarrassed, he pushed his fist into his mouth to stifle them.
when did you stop believing God existed?
When and why will modern civilization collapse?
You guys are capable of such thing?
Trump or Clinton?
>>707379550
You ever kill someone
>>707375019
how many fingers are behind the suns radius in length of the average male penis is string theory the color of my socks are red3 and other similar compounds likely to cause heart disease in the US more than any other country is the fastest speed ever reached by any land vehicle, military is the compound responsible for the flammability in farts are some common signs for HIV do people feel the compulsory need to pour milk after the cereal?
Is Islam a threat to Europe?
>>707380282
Autism at its finest
IP Address
What's the purpose of life?
most fascinating science fact you know?
Last book you read?
Last good book you read?
>>707380408
meaning I meant
>>707380408
What is the purpose of niggers
>>707380666
>checked
What's the purpose of your mom?
>>707380149
It'd be more enjoyable if the words were gentle. Still like it, though.
your native language?
>>707380149
the writing is god awful.
this was written with shit on a wall
your favorite word in the English language?
>>707380723
To kill the niggers
>>707380149
...Moar? Hnn? Hn?
>>707380282
what
>>707380928
Then you write something.
>>707379837
I don't mean to sound cruel, but people die. It's definititely sad when it's a good person or someone close to you. But as corny as it sounds, it's a part of life.
As for having nothing to be thankful for.. what about having had a great dad? Granted, I don't know your situation, but for now, I do honestly think that people shouldn't kill themselves/other people.
I'm going through a rough patch, too, maybe not as bad as you, and I don't really see a bright light at the end of the tunnel yet. I don't even have hope of it, at the moment. But I try to hang on.
I think you shouldn't end it yet.
>>707380016
>sounds pretty average to me.
Yeah, probably.
>What skills do you have to [...]
Pretty good with computers, socially talented (when I have the interest/motivation, which I haven't had for some years now, so I guess I'm a bit rusty), introspective.. Good with money? Nothing too shabby.
>which drugs
Weed, E, Alpro, Codeine, Meth, Amphetamine, Alcohol, Nicotine, 2-CB (probably got scammed there), sleeping pills, can't remember more off the top of my head.
>>707380100
I'm pretty much literally incapable of trusting people. So I don't think even the people closest to me want to do anything good to me, etc.
So basically; everyone else.
>>707380149
>read the first 7 words
No.
>>707380160
Not sure I ever did.
>>707380207
I don't think it will, yet. I'd say it'll just really drastically change within the next 50 years. Not sure about collapsing.
>>707380211
?
>>707380260
Neither
>>707380267
I'd say so, yes.
>>707380282
?
>>707380313
I guess it is a bit? Not really into politics and shit, so wouldn't know.
>>707380374
127.0.0.1
>>707380408
Don't mean to sound corny, but atm I honestly think there isn't one. It's just improbable combinations of particles in the shape of our brains. Some kind of mix of hedonism and altruism?
>>707380515
Not 100% sure, maybe the Hobbit? The hobbit. I don't read much.
>>707380923
Rather not say.
>>707380994
Used to be serendipity, nowadays I'm not so sure.
>>707381256
...what the fuck
How did you end up killing someone
>>707381538
I had a chance to save her, but I was too stupid to do so. It was literally a yes/no question, and I said no when I should've said yes. I'd say it's my biggest regret so far.
>>707381229
If people die why shouldn't I
>>707381804
Dude shit sorry
>>707381804
>too stupid to do so. It was literally a yes/no question, and I said no when I should've said yes.
Is this related to
>>707378168
>if ***** ever asks to stay at your place, YOU FUCKING LET HER IN, NO MATTER THE SITUATION,
I've been reading the whole thread so far, and giving you some questions. So I couldn't help but wonder. Would you mind sharing the story?
>>707381804
You ever had a blowjob?
is OP kill?
what are you proud of?
>>707381843
People die without anyone killing anyone, including themselves. You shouldn't kill anyone, including yourself.
>>707381972
No worries. I hope I've learned from my mistakes, or at least will asap.
>>707382071
Yes, it's related to that.
As for my assumed mild paranoia, I don't want to share too many details, for the fear of being recognized.
But basically she called me late at night, drunk. Said she was outside my house, so I went to talk with her for an hour or so. She seemed a bit off somehow. She asked to come to my place for the night, but I said it'd be better if she went home, I even offered to call a taxi. She said she'll call one herself, and hugged me goodbye.
I went home for 5 minutes.
Felt something was wrong, called the cops, telling them that I think she's gonna hurt herself.
Went looking for her for an hour, all the way to the railwaystation, etc.
Found her on the way back, she'd been dead for about 30mins or so. I had walked past her (other side of the road, behind a fence) on the way to the railwaystation. Some tourist had found her before me.
Cops later said they had called her, but she just told them to fuck off.
Etc.
Ah, well this is just sad.
>>707382448
No
>>707382894
No.
>>707382940
I honestly can't think of an answer atm.
>>707383001
Fav kinds of chips?
>>707383317
Pretty much the spicier the better.
Watching my calories a bit lately, so not 100% sure.
>>707383001
so suicide by train?
sorry for that, sad story. You couldn't have known how serious it was though. You shouldn't blame yourself.
weirdest thing you saw on /b/?
why is there never a decent rekt thread?
do you feel compassion for other people?
how long can you hold your breath?
describe yourself in 3 words?
post your penis with timestamp?
your iq?
>>707383503
Oh, I didn't make it very clear, I guess. No, she was like 2 mins from my house, hanged herself. I cut her down.
>You couldn't have known
I guess, but then again I feel like that experience has helped me with a more recent tragic event. The fact that that's my biggest regret isn't depressing to me. I view it as a mistake, and I try my best to learn from it. I hope I have. And I hope she forgives me.
And it's not that I'm looking for someone to blame, I just feel like logically it's my fault.
>>707383606
I've seen some fucked up shit. I don't know the weirdest. Probably some live torture gore?
>>707383717
Wouldn't know.
>>707383755
To some extent. I apparently do take advantage of people, though, so I guess I'm less compassionate than most.
Also, I tend to not have much social interactions lately. Like almost at all.
>>707383887
I think pretty long, probably over a minute.
>>707384208
Ruined, discontented, sad(?)
>>707384250
I'd rather not
>>707384287
Haven't checked.
what advice can you give me to feel better and do better in life?
>>707384484
The less you care about others, the less they can emotionally fuck you up.
Always keep your guard up, and try to find someone who meets your expectations, however high or low they might be.
>>707384449
Do you read books. I like Joshua Ferris
Good night OP :)
>>707384765
Answered already, and no, haven't read for some time now.
Used to read some, as a kid.
Had a job yet? Also doing uni or just a job search.
Seem like a cool guy btw.
>>707384676
Doing this while being a fairly good actor can make you a pretty standard manipulator
>>707384907
I was glazing over the thread I will admit. You might appreciate his work considering your situation. Especially Rise Again at a Decent Hour.
>>707384902
Sorry, forgot to phrase it as a question. If I wish a good night anon, will you wish me one? Nobody else will tonight :(.
Good night? :)
>>707375019
Have you ever ate a pizza with a pube on it?
>>707375019
why did you choose the picture for the thread? Where is it from and what does it mean to you?
>>707384902
Thanks, you too.
>>707384934
Done a few freelance jobs. Haven't got a place yet. Just searching.
>like a cool guy btw
Thanks, fam.
>>707384944
I was a pretty skillful manipulator before.
I haven't had interest in other people, or talking to them f2f for a long time now, so I guess I'm not good anymore.
Didn't keep my guard up, so I got fucked up.
>>707385171
Alright, maybe I'll check it out.
>>707385384
Good point, I was almost a pedantic cunt and didn't answer. Once again, have a good night.
>>707385425
Sure hope not.
>>707385469
I've spent time thinking about forgiveness and what it means, and who I should do it to/for, etc.
What made you feel humble?
Also, what does nature mean to you?
>>707385792
Had to actually Google the definition for humble, lol.
I felt humble after the events of my story, which I posted here. Sometimes feel humble when I'm introspective, lately.
I don't think I can remember more. I guess I don't feel humble often.
>what does nature mean to you
I like pictures of it. Usually tend to avoid it, though.
thanks for this thread OP. Have a good life.
>>707386827
Np. Thanks, and you too.
>>707375588
>>707375753
No, I meant why in a more philosophical sense.
>>707388020
Oh, good that you clarified after 2 hours.
I don't know. Maybe for no reason?
>>707388234
Dang, das deep.
Bump for more questions?
Have you ever fallen in love with someone you know you shouldn't?
>>707389403
I think I haven't been in love.
If I have, and I just don't know to call it love, I'd say yes.
I have been emotionally attached to people I (know I) shouldn't have.
>tfw OP has been recognized and knows it
Do you need a hug?
>>707390022
If it's from the right kind of person, yes, I think it could help a bit.
>>707389697
If you knew not to, would it be appropriate to call it an emotional mistake?
>>707390425
Taking into account the results after a few years, hell yes.
If we don't take into account the results, and only think of the actual attachment, and the knowledge (assumption) that it was unwise, then I think not. I was still happy for a time, and there was a chance for even more happiness, granted it was unlikely. I "couldn't have known" it would end this way, I guess?
>>707390901
If it isn't to personal; what were you attracted to?
>>707391709
A woman.
Or to be more precise, the time that I spent with her, that made me happy.
>>707391984
Could you describe the difference between a person and time, please?
>>707392440
I don't think of her or want to see her again, after all this time.
I miss the time we spent together. I miss the time when I was happy.
I want to go back to that time. I want to feel happiness again.
>>707392753
Why was it a mistake?
>>707393463
The happiness I had with her made me drop my guard. As a result, I got betrayed, and now I'm fucked up as a person.
For some years now: incapable of simple trust in people, general unhappiness and discontentedness, disinterest in other people, unmotivated, unhealthy lifestyles, etc.
If I didn't get attached to her, I wouldn't have been betrayed, I guess. Or wouldn't have dropped my guard.
Bump for OP
What were you guarding yourself from?
>>707394638
Other people. I was always a bit careful with others, and I've always had some distrusting tendencies. But because I was blinded by my happiness and shit, I stopped worrying about others hurting me. Turned out to be a mistake.
Now I don't trust others basically at all.
>>707395130
Those paradoxes of reality are the worst, aren't they?
>>707395528
Ha! Indeed.
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How many times a day do you fap?
>>707395747
Would you still consider yourself blind?
>>707395990
Probably max. once. Lately less.
>>707396021
I guess everyone will always be blind to something. But I think the fact that I don't trust people anymore makes my blindness a bit moot.
I don't give people the chance to get close enough to hurt me.
>>707396391
Seems like a strong healthy heart to me.
Immune to things that may or may not be a waste of time regardless.
>>707397035
I don't feel strong or healthy.
I feel discontented.
I'd rather be happy than this distrusting and sad.
Granted this keeps me "safer", but I'm still not 100% safe from others being hurtful. Yet it seems like I'm 100% unhappy with others..
>>707397727
Isolation or white lies?
Did i get it right?
How many friends do you have?
>>707398845
Both, in excess.
Lying (not in this thread) to literally everyone I talk to, a whole lot. I've always done it, but lately it's at a point where I basically keep a wall around me.
Isolated to the point that I have one "friend" (dude that I just do drugs with) that I've seen in the last few months. Less than 10 people who I talk to on my phone in a month.
A whole lot of alone time.
>>707399598
Hmm...
Wanna be friends?
>>707400341
Most likely not, because that would mean I should like you and get to know you. If I do those things, I might lose you afterwards. You see how fucked up I am? Fuck.
Even if I don't lose you/you don't fuck me up, I'd still be disappointed sooner or later, because I apparently have too high expectations of people.
If you're a good looking chick, I'd be up for faking friendship with you until I fall for you, and then it could be up to fate. Maybe this time it'll be the last.
>>707400341
>>707401066
I hope you don't take it personally. It's literally not you, it's me. Maybe I'll get over this sometime.
But, you already know me, lol.
I'm a male. Sketch and play video games 24/7.
If it sounds weird; I am a living organism wondering why existence is... dumb~. ( Not much else to describe. )
Everyday is boring; no job(s). Etc.
Now, why would you want to be lonely? Socially, communication is the most simple thing you could have. Other than nothing.
And I'm not a genius, so i wouldn't worry to much. ( are you counting on me? Stop that. I'm illiterate )
>>707402331
I'm used to and comfortable with being alone. I don't get lonely when I'm alone.
You're right, communication is probably the simplest thing to do with another person, but to be honest, this kind of communication (anonymous, temporary, etc.) is the best I can do where I don't feel unsafe or uncomfortable.
>>707401066
Can't brake your heart if I'm not a chick, heheeu~.
>>707403110
3213204044
> :D
>>707403110
Talk to me when you get lonely, silly~.
>>707403136
That's actually a really good point. But that means that one of the strongest motivations for human contact I have left is also gone; sexual tension. I'm pretty certain that I wouldn't be interested enough to keep in contact pretty much instantly, as a result.
>>707403526
n-no homo.
>>707403280
Assuming that's a phone number.
What's the country code?
>>707403719
Text me! =]
>>707403920
Idk, it's a metropcs phone, and I'm not smart enough to figure it out on my own, nor do i think it matters. Lol
>>707403962
>>707404210
I'm flattered, but I'd rather not give my phone number out.
If you're adamant about keeping some kind of contact, you can add me on wickr, my username is mufasasimbas
Let's be lonely together~. C'mon, stop being gay about it~. :D
>>707404475
You're simbadass, that's what you are. Hmph.
>>707404734
y-you too
>>707403110
Text me when you run out of options.
I'll be waiting... until i forget~. K, bye~.
;*
>>707405074
Doubt it'll happen, but I guess it's possible.
Good bye
>>707404862
(you slick little thing~; that's creepy, but I'll forget that now...)
I'll stop replying since you're a bot.
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