Somewhere in between. I like muscles, but not like bodybuilder muscles. I like strong, functional bodies, but with slightly higher body fat. Husbando mode.
But I won't lie, Justin Lascek is pretty hot. I wish I looked like that.
and where are you at bodywise now?
>Talking to blm protestor
"People are racist, yes?"
"African Americans are people right?"
>Well of course they are
"So can African Americans be racist to other races?"
>BLM burns down news station claiming it's racist
Definitely not where I want to be. I've got the right amount of fat, but practically no muscle.
What the fuck are you? Who in their right mind would find that attractive.
katia what is it with you and starting threads with that picture
I could ask the same of you. Why are you here?
Deadbeat is pretty cute. I've been meaning to go back and save more from his FA gallery.
why do you just have a tripcode that's not a tripcode
what's wrong with you
what stopping you from working out to reach this goal?
its my most easily accessible one.
its on my desktop
Let's start with apropos this issue.
it's getting to the level of that one dragon badger posts
Transportation mostly. Can't get to a gym because the closest one is about 10 miles away, so no walking. I'm going to start riding my dad's bike though. I tried it yesterday and just about fucking died, but I'm sure I'll get better over time. Maybe I'll be able to ride there if nothing else. I dunno.
whered you get em, sockdreams?
subby did u watch the debate
Don't feel bad I have shed full of gym equipment, It just sits there,
I wish I didn't have tiny baby forearms
he has one dragon that he posts constantly and literally just in the OP
I did today a skoch late
martha raddatz is the worst
at least you fixed it
My dad has an old set of weights and a bench, but they're less than optimal. They're like, 30 years old. I used them for about 2 months, and stopped for multiple reasons.
nice, good colour choice
she is pretty awful, do not like
why didnt you do both
I honestly wasn't paying attention, I haven't been this hellhole in years.
I have a treadmill, Free weight bench, A bowflex with all the extra features, Gym outfits/gloves and other smaller things.
Sometimes I think having muscles would make me look worse.
Thanks. I'm a big fan of the goth look.
do the weights still weigh what they are meant to
it's not like these things become obsolete you are hunting down excuses
fucking seriously? It's this one
anderson queerper is inexplicably not the worst moderator
I recognize you actually it's been a little while hasn't it
I mean he smoked her but man the moderation was bullshit
and I want that islamophobia woman to be deported via chimney
I'll be real it took me a second to remember that it's technically a dragon since it's just his generic op picture
It has yes, My drive died and i lost every bit of porn I had so I said FUCK IT.
Plus i had stopped talking to someone i met on here.
I would haha, Shit's so expensive it makes me sick.
riding the bike will get easier more quickly than you think. and that wounds like a good idea. riding the bike to the gym would give some good cradio and then you can work on all the other things there
i am sorry for you
I mean you don't need porn to post here obviously
I'd argue it's discouraged
this pussy thing has been annoying as fuck.
why does anyone literally care, they were literally trying to out alpha eachother.
it was a verbal dickwaving competition.
Maybe if your religion didnt want to kill anyne who disagreed with them, people wouldnt dislike you
They definately got called the fuck out and then shut the fuck up though with was funny
I only came here for porn, because it meant other people found it and I didn't have to look for it or even know a good place for it.
Tl;dr I'm lazy and the conversation isn't bad sometimes.
i dont blame you tbh, math is hard
I am too, striped thighs and combat boots are the shit
now you just need to buy a matching skirt :^)
it was pretty annoying they wouldnt let them finish, after 120 seconds its like they want to cut them off immediately
I can't. If I had a centipede I could and would, but they don't sell centipedes right now.
No pics yet, it's also a little baby still. It's pretty snuggly looking though and will grow up to 7".
all the cuckservatives who didn't like trump anyway and were toeing the line had a reason to distance themselves, and the propaganda wing of the democratic party known as american media thinks it has a perfect attack in "muh terrible sexual assault rape culture" shit
0 undecided voters care.
trump actually handled that really well
that is worst reason to post here you terrible, terrible man
the disproportion with which it was done to trump was hysterical
>Maybe if your religion didnt want to kill anyne who disagreed with them, people wouldnt dislike you
The BBC funded an examination of islamaphobic tweets just after the nice attack and thought it was awful that people were 'using the event to display their hatred'
They're some shitty, concrete filled weights. I have a 6', 1" bar, and I can't even put more than four on each side, so deadlifting (which is my favorite) is practically worthless. The weights are 6.5kg, 4kg, and 2kg, but the bench is awful. The bars are right where I want to put my arms. That was one of the reasons I stopped.
I'd take em of your hands if I had any space in this house. I can barely walk in my own fucking room, and I'm tiny.
Yep, exactly. I may just do that.
My nigger. I don't have combat boots, but I have some heavy-ass hiking boots. It's finally getting cold enough for me to wear them.
And yes, I most definitely need to get a skirt, and panties too.
>yfw britcucks literally have to pay taxes to fund the bbc
still it's hilariously easy to find reasons to stop working out, I do it all the time. You should just work with what you have until you can improve it rather than setting arbitrary points at which beginning is worthwhile.
they did that last debate too
What can I say I'm a huge whore.
Any other board and its just hatred and nonsense so I don't bother.
You would be doing me a favor, And I feel that pain my desk is literally boxed in....by boxes.
There is no other reason to post here other than for porn. The people here are worthless and stupid.
yfw London Has Fallen disappointingly isnt about the demographic shift into an entirely anti-western islamic hub
there's no good boards on 4chan they're just all better than the rest of the internet
>Babak Najafi (born 14 September 1975) is an Iranian-Swedish film director, screenwriter, and cinematographer. He is known for directing the 2016 film London Has Fallen.
No, they have one, but it's being kept as a breeder, I don't wanna interrupt that shit.
They're gorgeous spiders.
>Britain tax dollars goes to Big Black Cock
Europoors cucked again
I actually don't even have them anymore. They're at my mom's house. It was just not worth it, it was a fucking pain in the ass. I'm going to start going to a real gym soon.
I can't even pull my chair out all the way because there's a wall behind me. The other side of it is my bed which is so far over that I can't even open my door all the way, and it's only a twin size bed.
I still have hope for the UK
but after the older generation dies they're probably fucked.
Roast me hombres I dunt give a fucc
>Inb4 attention/cam whore
si te insistes, amorcito
time is running out rapidly. I've more or less given up on the white race since when you realize the extent to which all this shit is self inflicted it really becomes difficult to see a way out
your arm looks like the mediocre turkey you get the day before thanksgiving that every previous shopper wisely chose not to purchase
i've got purple striped thighs with matching arm warmers and a purple tartan skirt, goes great with black t shirt and boots
plus i can wear them inside, because its not warm anymore
>And yes, I most definitely need to get a skirt, and panties too.
>>yfw britcucks literally have to pay taxes to fund the bbc
fuck the bbc with a machete
there is no hope for us here
we can 1488 hard enough
Fucking nice, man.
I don't believe I am dom.
man this thread went terrible places terribly fast
I don't see the trajectory to recovery, let me know where it is
Nah, that's just what your niggers do to your defenseless guardsmen
I like making things terrible.
I don't see it.
It's apparently one of the most docile and gentle of all the new world tarantulas.
If you haven't seen it already
I'm just bored mostly. I don't even give a fuck.
Fuck you cunt, I'll be as fucking racist as I want
It's my countries national past-time
yes this is how bad things have become
I like watching alt right videos to bask in the sense of despair you get from everyone present
naturally but it's always fun to watch again
i broke my bong though
I'm just saying shit
I don't either really
some pretty cute pics tbh
everyone except for you and spawn and snuggles
at least we're aware of where the ship is headed.
Get a vaporizer. Seriously. Get an Arizer Solo, best fucking weed device ever made. You will never inhale the good herb the same way again.
Yelling "I told you so" from my bunker in 30 years will be fun.
Nothing I can do about that, thanks to my shitty genetics. But whatever, I guess I could try.
Yeah I still don't see it.
How irresponsible do you have to be to break a bong? Also, don't become a pot head, David.
Spawn is horrible.
And let those lecherous heathens make eyes at it? What kind of papa would I be if I let that happen?
But I actually have to leave right now, got skewl.
I laughed pretty hard at that one thanks
They are quite comfy, a bit more saggy than I like but comfy.
>Posting face + dildo on /b/
You're an absolute madman.
yeah man its great
now i just need some stupid cat ears to top off the faggotry
ive literally seen this a billion times it was brought up that much last year
I like to live on the edge.
wanna meet up before they start the ovens for whitey?
>Nothing I can do about that, thanks to my shitty genetics.
lower bodyfat% would remove it
situps wouldn't because nibi doesn't understand things
I felt inspired
hey, YOU mentioned the machete, not me
come find me, I'm holing up in the middle of nowhere with perishable food and ammo. BYOG.
Your face is long, although not as plastic looking.
He looks like a caricature of Carrot Top. You look like Carrot Top lite.
shut up fool let him smoke
possibly the best drug for him at this point
i have my brother's magic flight.
it works pretty well
this bong was pretty great though
snuggles i just want to have a cute husband already
it's so painful to be insular
no fuck the MFLB
the Solo is a tank, worth every single penny and the price has dropped dramatically now that the new model is out. Get it.
Fat displacement is entirely determined by genetics. I have practically no fat on my arms, and even when I was fat as fatass I didn't. But I suppose building a strong core would be good for my goal of husbando mode since that's about the body fat I want.
My hair is better tho.
Yeah, I don't know where the fuck people are seeing that from.
i like spawn just the way he is
i am very irresponsible
i must go now
full auto or pistol?
so is that lucario an englishman or
sure the placement is genetic but if the percentage of fat you have in general is low enough your belly will not be pudgy
I mean if you can find a full retard gun in the US without jumping through infinity hoops knock yourself out but it's unnecessary in virtually any combat scenario
Don't tell me what to do! Also, buy another drawing.
Exactly. As their loving papa I must protect them at all costs. They are my precious angels.
Stop doing terrible things like being a fucking pothead. Potheads are the god damned worst.
Its orange and slightly curly. Carrot Top is Orange and curly afro.
Yours is not as "Explosive" as his.
I've heard you can fix them to full yourself, that is very illegal but if there -was- a race war, they'd definitely be easier to come by.
A hair straightener would do you good, Dash.
snuggles i need to know though,
am i gay furry husband material?
i think about this every single day
it's such a stupid torture
that's brown, nibbles
dark brown, in fact
it's not terribly difficult but it's a mild pain in the ass and some BCGs won't work with an FA mod in ARs for example
and again, there's literally no point
I would have to get to about 8% bf to do that. I could probably do it though, but I wish I didn't.
Fucking shitty genetics. I want to die.
I still don't see it at all. I have long, curly hair, but that's about it.
its pretty fucking hot if i do say so myself
do sit ups and press ups and squats and shit
or pic related
stop worrying about it, nobody you actually fuck will care
I don't use a straightener because my hair is actually very fine, and it gets damaged easily. I have methods of making it look much nicer and straight, but it's really curly when wet.
I could do that.
>implying anyone would ever fuck me anyway
anything is better than being totally sober
also some terrible things stop me from doing worse things
oh right I forgot you're bargain bin nibbles
>anything is better than being totally sober
I'm just joking. I'm actually kinda in love with one guy, but I don't want to let him know about my feelings for him just yet. I want to take things slow.
Nothing is better than sobriety. Then you can stare straight in the face of despair. It's unadulterated sorrow. Honest, pure, hopelessness.
is he gay
didn't you just say you were leaving
No, you must be mistaken. I am not here, friend, though I wish I was.
You only talk to me to disagree with everything I say, go drink piss.
Thats where people get the comparison.
Thats strange, mine gets very straight after I shower and gradually curls the longer I dont wash it.
honestly it's not just you disagreeing is way, way more fun than agreeing
I mean if I agree with you then my comment means nothing really
honestly home workouts are p much all you need just to cut down a bit of fat and give you some decent muscle tone
ive got a nice twink body and the last time i went to the gym seriously was like, a year ago
>I would love that more than I care to admit
spitroasting too, my fav
of course you are
what a silly question
just get a boyfriend and start learning the labyrinth that is interpersonal relationships
no one's good at it trust me
We gave the niggers technology.
We are doing our best to help the niggers in Africa.
Yet,we're called racist.
They would have all been in mud huts if it weren't for us.
You're right,we can't be racist.
>no one's good at it trust me
man it's not that hard if he's dating dudes, it's not like he has to deal with women
>Ignored by Snuggles
SNUGGLES! DON'T IGNORE ME, GOD DAMMIT!
Melee is a fantastic game and few other games if any will ever top it.
>They would have all been in mud huts if it weren't for us.
Most of them still are. Honestly, we should've left them there, they were doing fine for themselves with their mud huts and lip discs and etc
Right, I agree with that, and as such I can't really make this conversation go anywhere further.
I'm about 90% sure he's gay or bi.
Sounds like your hair is a bit thicker then.
Yeah, my hair is surprisingly fine for how frizzy and curly it gets, but I've also stopped using shampoo entirely because it's a waste of money. I just use conditioner now, and it's definitely helped.
I don't really have the right frame for it personally. I'd look much better with more muscle, especially on my long, skinny arms.
oh hey my vods from saturday were finally uploaded
isn't it weird how english has two orthographic characters representing the /k/ sound
that's a pretty decent assumption yeah
well shit I mean whatever makes you happy, right?
>circumcision with no anesthetic for males AND females
If that's what floats the boat you can't afford, then go for it.
I should murder stray cats and mummify them. Not for like, some weird sadistic reason, but so that I can grind them into pigment and use for authentic mummy brown. It'll be beneficial to myself and to society. I'll have paint and society will have fewer shitty cats making everything terrible the way they always do. Cats are the worst.
I neither care nor want to continue this conversation.
I'm still going to ask him next time I talk to him though, just to be sure. But I'm seriously in love with him, so I hope he is.
I need shampoo, sweat makes my hair smell yukko and conditioner doesnt help that.
ITT straight edge virgins
Pot is used to treat a number of medical conditions. Get over it.
eh, i think it could work. I have long skinny arms too
how tall are you?
>I'm still going to ask him next time I talk to him though, just to be sure. But I'm seriously in love with him, so I hope he is.
do you know him irl
What kind of conditioner do you use? Also, do you make sure to rub it in and massage your scalp? That's where all the oils come from. And shampoo causes your natural oils to be stripped away, so your scalp will naturally produce more. After a month of not using shampoo it'll go back to normal.
How do you know?
Eric needs to hurry up and eat that other cricket. It's making too much noise and I already want to murder myself because of it.
Isnt it weird how individuals put other individuals sexual organs in their mouths?
What a silly species.
I'm a 5'2 turbo manlet.
Yes. He's the cousin of an actual autist friend of mine. I went over to his house back in April, and immediately fell in love with his cousin. I've only been over there 3 times, but I connected so well with him, and quickly learned so much about him that I couldn't help but fall in love.
any race can be racist against another race. black people are full of shit hence their skin color.
you're already overcommitted to an illusory person and one of two things can happen from there—he can either disappoint you with reality, or your adoration of him will make your relationship disproportionate and essentially condemn it to failure
It's mostly because it feels real good although I guess you wouldn't know.
Pot is terrible.
I disagree I say homosexual relationships are fraught with a lot more problems than the typical heterosexual relationship.
>I'm a 5'2 turbo manlet.
there are a lot of burly doms looking for people like you to spoil, you'd do well as a sub
> I've only been over there 3 times, but I connected so well with him, and quickly learned so much about him that I couldn't help but fall in love.
thats super cute, i hope it works out for you
subby stop trying to kill his dreams
I feel like I missed out on a staple part of life, but whatever. "The absence of", probably could be described as an unique experience of itself.
>it also feels real good
Yeah, but so does the high you get off heroin, and I wouldn't recommend you do that.
my life isn't indicative of this pattern but I won't comment further since I'm not sure about the broader statistics, that said men are way less crazy than women, as a rule
I eat dreams like cock.
oh absolutely, and many will never know the joys of celibacy
1. don't have it
the associated mental dysfunction sure does. Women also have their IQ bounded at a much lower upper extension on balance (which is why they're generally more emotional than men, at least than white men)