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white people cant be racist
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niggers
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>>707374702
Somewhere in between. I like muscles, but not like bodybuilder muscles. I like strong, functional bodies, but with slightly higher body fat. Husbando mode.
But I won't lie, Justin Lascek is pretty hot. I wish I looked like that.
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>>707375082
and where are you at bodywise now?
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>Talking to blm protestor
"People are racist, yes?"
>Yeah
"African Americans are people right?"
>Well of course they are
"So can African Americans be racist to other races?"
>BLM burns down news station claiming it's racist
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suh my dudes


>>707375333
checked
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>>707375333
Definitely not where I want to be. I've got the right amount of fat, but practically no muscle.
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>>707375480
What the fuck are you? Who in their right mind would find that attractive.
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katia what is it with you and starting threads with that picture
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>>707375764
I could ask the same of you. Why are you here?
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>>707375717
Holy fuck that one is too good.
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>>707375826
Deadbeat is pretty cute. I've been meaning to go back and save more from his FA gallery.
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>>707375826
why do you just have a tripcode that's not a tripcode

what's wrong with you
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>>707375480
what stopping you from working out to reach this goal?
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>>707375802
its my most easily accessible one.
its on my desktop
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>>707375991
A lot of things, Where should I start.
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>>707376095
Let's start with apropos this issue.

>>707376081
it's getting to the level of that one dragon badger posts
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>>707375999
Transportation mostly. Can't get to a gym because the closest one is about 10 miles away, so no walking. I'm going to start riding my dad's bike though. I tried it yesterday and just about fucking died, but I'm sure I'll get better over time. Maybe I'll be able to ride there if nothing else. I dunno.
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>>707376213
what dragon
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>>707375480
cute socks

whered you get em, sockdreams?

>>707375991
subby did u watch the debate
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>>707376249
Yes sir.
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>>707376213
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I didnt watch the debate I was doing math
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>>707376238
Don't feel bad I have shed full of gym equipment, It just sits there,
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I wish I didn't have tiny baby forearms
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cis scum
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>>707376245
he has one dragon that he posts constantly and literally just in the OP

>>707376249
I did today a skoch late
martha raddatz is the worst

>>707376455
at least you fixed it
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>>707376620
I am not familiar with it.
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>>707376588
My dad has an old set of weights and a bench, but they're less than optimal. They're like, 30 years old. I used them for about 2 months, and stopped for multiple reasons.
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>>707376287
nice, good colour choice

>>707376620
she is pretty awful, do not like

>>707376491
why didnt you do both
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>>707376620
I honestly wasn't paying attention, I haven't been this hellhole in years.

>>707376721
I have a treadmill, Free weight bench, A bowflex with all the extra features, Gym outfits/gloves and other smaller things.
Sometimes I think having muscles would make me look worse.
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I got a Gramastola pulchra.
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>>707376821
I cannot.
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>>707376821
Thanks. I'm a big fan of the goth look.
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>>707376721
do the weights still weigh what they are meant to

it's not like these things become obsolete you are hunting down excuses

>>707376677
fucking seriously? It's this one

>>707376821
anderson queerper is inexplicably not the worst moderator

>>707376883
I recognize you actually it's been a little while hasn't it
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the debate was pretty dope
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>>707376902
jaammmesss
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>>707376957
oh yeah I've seen that but it didnt register when you said dragon picture
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>>707377015
David.
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>>707376883
Well shit, give em to me then.
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>>707377004
I mean he smoked her but man the moderation was bullshit

and I want that islamophobia woman to be deported via chimney

>>707377016
I'll be real it took me a second to remember that it's technically a dragon since it's just his generic op picture
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>>707377137
i'm going to go out and get food in a second
can you make all the bad people go away
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>>707376957
It has yes, My drive died and i lost every bit of porn I had so I said FUCK IT.

Plus i had stopped talking to someone i met on here.

>>707377144
I would haha, Shit's so expensive it makes me sick.
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>>707376238
riding the bike will get easier more quickly than you think. and that wounds like a good idea. riding the bike to the gym would give some good cradio and then you can work on all the other things there

>>707376615
i am sorry for you

>>707376902
pics
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>>707377250
I mean you don't need porn to post here obviously

I'd argue it's discouraged
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>>707377221
this pussy thing has been annoying as fuck.
why does anyone literally care, they were literally trying to out alpha eachother.
it was a verbal dickwaving competition.
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>>707377221
"muh islamaphobia"

Maybe if your religion didnt want to kill anyne who disagreed with them, people wouldnt dislike you

They definately got called the fuck out and then shut the fuck up though with was funny
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>>707377356
I only came here for porn, because it meant other people found it and I didn't have to look for it or even know a good place for it.

Tl;dr I'm lazy and the conversation isn't bad sometimes.
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>>707376906
i dont blame you tbh, math is hard

>>707376944
I am too, striped thighs and combat boots are the shit

now you just need to buy a matching skirt :^)

>>707376957

it was pretty annoying they wouldnt let them finish, after 120 seconds its like they want to cut them off immediately
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>>707377249
I can't. If I had a centipede I could and would, but they don't sell centipedes right now.

>>707377317
No pics yet, it's also a little baby still. It's pretty snuggly looking though and will grow up to 7".
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>>707377569
just go and take one
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>>707377389
false because

all the cuckservatives who didn't like trump anyway and were toeing the line had a reason to distance themselves, and the propaganda wing of the democratic party known as american media thinks it has a perfect attack in "muh terrible sexual assault rape culture" shit

0 undecided voters care.

>>707377437
trump actually handled that really well

>>707377540
that is worst reason to post here you terrible, terrible man

>>707377566
the disproportion with which it was done to trump was hysterical
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>>707377437
>"muh islamaphobia"
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>Maybe if your religion didnt want to kill anyne who disagreed with them, people wouldnt dislike you

The BBC funded an examination of islamaphobic tweets just after the nice attack and thought it was awful that people were 'using the event to display their hatred'
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>>707377569
they look really chunky. like a stuffed animal
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>>707376957
They're some shitty, concrete filled weights. I have a 6', 1" bar, and I can't even put more than four on each side, so deadlifting (which is my favorite) is practically worthless. The weights are 6.5kg, 4kg, and 2kg, but the bench is awful. The bars are right where I want to put my arms. That was one of the reasons I stopped.

>>707377250
I'd take em of your hands if I had any space in this house. I can barely walk in my own fucking room, and I'm tiny.

>>707377317
Yep, exactly. I may just do that.

>>707377566
My nigger. I don't have combat boots, but I have some heavy-ass hiking boots. It's finally getting cold enough for me to wear them.
And yes, I most definitely need to get a skirt, and panties too.
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>>707377717
Just a prank
>>707377695
ye
also all of the 'dont clap for trump but pls clap for hillary'
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>>707377717
>yfw britcucks literally have to pay taxes to fund the bbc

>>707377809
still it's hilariously easy to find reasons to stop working out, I do it all the time. You should just work with what you have until you can improve it rather than setting arbitrary points at which beginning is worthwhile.

>>707377868
they did that last debate too
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>>707377695
What can I say I'm a huge whore.
Any other board and its just hatred and nonsense so I don't bother.

>>707377809
You would be doing me a favor, And I feel that pain my desk is literally boxed in....by boxes.
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There is no other reason to post here other than for porn. The people here are worthless and stupid.
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>>707377954
yfw London Has Fallen disappointingly isnt about the demographic shift into an entirely anti-western islamic hub
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>>707377968
there's no good boards on 4chan they're just all better than the rest of the internet

>>707378094
>Babak Najafi (born 14 September 1975) is an Iranian-Swedish film director, screenwriter, and cinematographer.[1] He is known for directing the 2016 film London Has Fallen.
Wonder why.
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>>707377654
No, they have one, but it's being kept as a breeder, I don't wanna interrupt that shit.

>>707377738
They're gorgeous spiders.
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>Britain tax dollars goes to Big Black Cock
Europoors cucked again
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>>707377954
I actually don't even have them anymore. They're at my mom's house. It was just not worth it, it was a fucking pain in the ass. I'm going to start going to a real gym soon.

>>707377968
I can't even pull my chair out all the way because there's a wall behind me. The other side of it is my bed which is so far over that I can't even open my door all the way, and it's only a twin size bed.
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>>707378181
I still have hope for the UK
but after the older generation dies they're probably fucked.
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Roast me hombres I dunt give a fucc

>Inb4 attention/cam whore
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>>707378354
si te insistes, amorcito

>>707378355
time is running out rapidly. I've more or less given up on the white race since when you realize the extent to which all this shit is self inflicted it really becomes difficult to see a way out

>>707378452
your arm looks like the mediocre turkey you get the day before thanksgiving that every previous shopper wisely chose not to purchase
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>>707377809
i've got purple striped thighs with matching arm warmers and a purple tartan skirt, goes great with black t shirt and boots

plus i can wear them inside, because its not warm anymore

>And yes, I most definitely need to get a skirt, and panties too.
do it

>>707377954
>>yfw britcucks literally have to pay taxes to fund the bbc

fuck the bbc with a machete

>>707378355
there is no hope for us here
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>>707378236
i would pet it all day

>>707378452
your pants looks comfortable
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>>707378236
make them leave please
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>>707378452
You look like a faggot.
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>>707378614
we can 1488 hard enough
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>>707378623
Fucking nice, man.
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>>707378671
shut up dom
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>>707378722
if we*
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>>707378452
I'd let you fuck me.
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sorry david I was smoking weed
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>>707378742
I don't believe I am dom.
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man this thread went terrible places terribly fast

>>707378722
I don't see the trajectory to recovery, let me know where it is

>>707378623
Nah, that's just what your niggers do to your defenseless guardsmen
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lee_Rigby
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>>707378671
Holy shit you look like Rocky Dennis.
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god dammit first surveys now we've got camwhores? really?
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I like making things terrible.

>>707378905
I don't see it.
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>>707378864
m-muh alt-right
yeah nothing.
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>>707378664
Who specifically?

>>707378640
It's apparently one of the most docile and gentle of all the new world tarantulas.
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>>707378864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrHJIZDIJfg
If you haven't seen it already
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>>707378906
I'm just bored mostly. I don't even give a fuck.
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>>707374787
Fuck you cunt, I'll be as fucking racist as I want
It's my countries national past-time
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>>707378905
Roasted gently.

>>707378906
yes this is how bad things have become

>>707378989
I like watching alt right videos to bask in the sense of despair you get from everyone present

masochism

>>707379011
naturally but it's always fun to watch again
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>>707378803
me too!
i broke my bong though
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>>707379076
I'm just saying shit
I don't either really
some pretty cute pics tbh
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>>707378994
everyone except for you and spawn and snuggles
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>>707379137
at least we're aware of where the ship is headed.
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>>707378994
you can bring it to work!
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>>707378452
You look like you stink like BO and sour milk.

>>707378671
Do some situps, thats some really fukkin unsightly stomach pudge.

>>707378905
>>707378965
Same hair/head shape
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>>707379090
no thats japan
australia is for the brown skins, (((UN))) demands it.
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>>707379195
Get a vaporizer. Seriously. Get an Arizer Solo, best fucking weed device ever made. You will never inhale the good herb the same way again.
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>>707379292
Yelling "I told you so" from my bunker in 30 years will be fun.
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>>707379328
Nothing I can do about that, thanks to my shitty genetics. But whatever, I guess I could try.

Yeah I still don't see it.
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Ass
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How irresponsible do you have to be to break a bong? Also, don't become a pot head, David.

>>707379291
Spawn is horrible.

>>707379310
And let those lecherous heathens make eyes at it? What kind of papa would I be if I let that happen?
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>>707379291
But I actually have to leave right now, got skewl.
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>>707378614
I laughed pretty hard at that one thanks

>>707378640
They are quite comfy, a bit more saggy than I like but comfy.

>>707378671
>Posting face + dildo on /b/

You're an absolute madman.

>>707378788
Thank ye
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>>707378723
yeah man its great

now i just need some stupid cat ears to top off the faggotry

>>707378864
ive literally seen this a billion times it was brought up that much last year
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>>707379536
I like to live on the edge.
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>>707379472
wanna meet up before they start the ovens for whitey?
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>>707379595
>Hello dream scenario.
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>>707379495
>Nothing I can do about that, thanks to my shitty genetics.
wrong

lower bodyfat% would remove it

situps wouldn't because nibi doesn't understand things

>>707379536
I felt inspired

>>707379595
hey, YOU mentioned the machete, not me

>>707379670
come find me, I'm holing up in the middle of nowhere with perishable food and ammo. BYOG.
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>>707379495
Your face is long, although not as plastic looking.
He looks like a caricature of Carrot Top. You look like Carrot Top lite.
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>>707379528
oh i didnt think of it like that
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>>707379528
shut up fool let him smoke

possibly the best drug for him at this point
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he doesn't exactly have carrot top's hair
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>>707379397
i have my brother's magic flight.
it works pretty well
this bong was pretty great though
snuggles i just want to have a cute husband already
it's so painful to be insular
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>>707379829
no fuck the MFLB

the Solo is a tank, worth every single penny and the price has dropped dramatically now that the new model is out. Get it.
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>>707379728
Fat displacement is entirely determined by genetics. I have practically no fat on my arms, and even when I was fat as fatass I didn't. But I suppose building a strong core would be good for my goal of husbando mode since that's about the body fat I want.

>>707379760
My hair is better tho.

>>707379815
Yeah, I don't know where the fuck people are seeing that from.
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>>707379528
i like spawn just the way he is
i am very irresponsible
i must go now
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>>707379728
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thJ-z1lbb0o
full auto or pistol?
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Peanutbutter on my balls let the dog lick it
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>>707379790
so is that lucario an englishman or

>>707380012
sure the placement is genetic but if the percentage of fat you have in general is low enough your belly will not be pudgy

>>707380050
I mean if you can find a full retard gun in the US without jumping through infinity hoops knock yourself out but it's unnecessary in virtually any combat scenario

rifle, dummy
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>>707379790
Don't tell me what to do! Also, buy another drawing.

>>707379778
Exactly. As their loving papa I must protect them at all costs. They are my precious angels.

>>707380025
Stop doing terrible things like being a fucking pothead. Potheads are the god damned worst.
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>>707379815
Its orange and slightly curly. Carrot Top is Orange and curly afro.

>>707380012
Yours is not as "Explosive" as his.
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>>707380185
I've heard you can fix them to full yourself, that is very illegal but if there -was- a race war, they'd definitely be easier to come by.
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A hair straightener would do you good, Dash.
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>>707379390
STOP THE BOATS
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>>707379994
okay.
snuggles i need to know though,
am i gay furry husband material?
i think about this every single day
it's such a stupid torture
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>>707380243
>orange
that's brown, nibbles

dark brown, in fact

>>707380306
it's not terribly difficult but it's a mild pain in the ass and some BCGs won't work with an FA mod in ARs for example

and again, there's literally no point
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>>707380185
I would have to get to about 8% bf to do that. I could probably do it though, but I wish I didn't.
Fucking shitty genetics. I want to die.

>>707380243
I still don't see it at all. I have long, curly hair, but that's about it.
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>>707379680
its pretty fucking hot if i do say so myself

>>707380012
do sit ups and press ups and squats and shit
or pic related
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>>707380474
stop worrying about it, nobody you actually fuck will care
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>>707380344
I don't use a straightener because my hair is actually very fine, and it gets damaged easily. I have methods of making it look much nicer and straight, but it's really curly when wet.

>>707380549
I could do that.

>>707380553
>implying anyone would ever fuck me anyway
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>>707380232
i can't
anything is better than being totally sober
also some terrible things stop me from doing worse things
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>>707380706
oh right I forgot you're bargain bin nibbles

>>707380763
>anything is better than being totally sober
>>707380763
>>707380763
>>707380763
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>>707380549
I would love that more than I care to admit, Thanks for the picture btw.
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Fool?
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>>707380825
GO AWAY
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>>707380825
I'm just joking. I'm actually kinda in love with one guy, but I don't want to let him know about my feelings for him just yet. I want to take things slow.
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>>707380763
Nothing is better than sobriety. Then you can stare straight in the face of despair. It's unadulterated sorrow. Honest, pure, hopelessness.
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>>707381017
is he gay

>>707381001
didn't you just say you were leaving
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No, you must be mistaken. I am not here, friend, though I wish I was.
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>>707380460
You only talk to me to disagree with everything I say, go drink piss.

>>707380474
Thats where people get the comparison.

>>707380706
Thats strange, mine gets very straight after I shower and gradually curls the longer I dont wash it.
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>>707381169
honestly it's not just you disagreeing is way, way more fun than agreeing

I mean if I agree with you then my comment means nothing really
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>>707380706
honestly home workouts are p much all you need just to cut down a bit of fat and give you some decent muscle tone

ive got a nice twink body and the last time i went to the gym seriously was like, a year ago

>>707380844
>I would love that more than I care to admit
spitroasting too, my fav
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>>707380458
of course you are
what a silly question
just get a boyfriend and start learning the labyrinth that is interpersonal relationships
no one's good at it trust me
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>>707374787
We gave the niggers technology.
We are doing our best to help the niggers in Africa.
Yet,we're called racist.
They would have all been in mud huts if it weren't for us.
You're right,we can't be racist.
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>>707381437
>no one's good at it trust me
man it's not that hard if he's dating dudes, it's not like he has to deal with women
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>>707381344
Oh god, I can only be on so turned on at once.
Those two things are literally perfect.
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>Ignored by Snuggles

SNUGGLES! DON'T IGNORE ME, GOD DAMMIT!
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>>707381282
Melee is a fantastic game and few other games if any will ever top it.
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>>707381558
>They would have all been in mud huts if it weren't for us.
Most of them still are. Honestly, we should've left them there, they were doing fine for themselves with their mud huts and lip discs and etc
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>>707381632
Right, I agree with that, and as such I can't really make this conversation go anywhere further.
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>>707381736
Succ my dicc.
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>>707381127
I'm about 90% sure he's gay or bi.

>>707381169
Sounds like your hair is a bit thicker then.
Yeah, my hair is surprisingly fine for how frizzy and curly it gets, but I've also stopped using shampoo entirely because it's a waste of money. I just use conditioner now, and it's definitely helped.

>>707381344
I don't really have the right frame for it personally. I'd look much better with more muscle, especially on my long, skinny arms.
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>>707379528
I OD'd once and almost fell and became impaled on some bong making parts>>707380825
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oh hey my vods from saturday were finally uploaded
neat

>>707381934
isn't it weird how english has two orthographic characters representing the /k/ sound

>>707382011
that's a pretty decent assumption yeah

>>707382072
hello what
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>>707381646
well shit I mean whatever makes you happy, right?

>lip discs
>circumcision with no anesthetic for males AND females
>mud huts
>no water
>no electricity

If that's what floats the boat you can't afford, then go for it.
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I should murder stray cats and mummify them. Not for like, some weird sadistic reason, but so that I can grind them into pigment and use for authentic mummy brown. It'll be beneficial to myself and to society. I'll have paint and society will have fewer shitty cats making everything terrible the way they always do. Cats are the worst.

>>707382072
I neither care nor want to continue this conversation.
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>>707382195
The boats you can't afford/are too stupid to carve out of trees for yourself.
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>>707382176
I'm still going to ask him next time I talk to him though, just to be sure. But I'm seriously in love with him, so I hope he is.
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>>707382011
I need shampoo, sweat makes my hair smell yukko and conditioner doesnt help that.
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>>707382072
ITT straight edge virgins

Pot is used to treat a number of medical conditions. Get over it.
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>>707381151
How are you today?
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>>707374787
It's true, we can't be.
As the superior race, we can only be truthful when we see other races as lesser.
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>>707382323
>I'm seriously in love with him

that will go terribly
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>>707382506
Who are you?
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>>707382011
eh, i think it could work. I have long skinny arms too

how tall are you?

>>707382323
>I'm still going to ask him next time I talk to him though, just to be sure. But I'm seriously in love with him, so I hope he is.

do you know him irl
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>>707382335
What kind of conditioner do you use? Also, do you make sure to rub it in and massage your scalp? That's where all the oils come from. And shampoo causes your natural oils to be stripped away, so your scalp will naturally produce more. After a month of not using shampoo it'll go back to normal.

>>707382546
How do you know?
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Eric needs to hurry up and eat that other cricket. It's making too much noise and I already want to murder myself because of it.
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>>707382176
Isnt it weird how individuals put other individuals sexual organs in their mouths?
What a silly species.
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>>707382632
I'm a 5'2 turbo manlet.

Yes. He's the cousin of an actual autist friend of mine. I went over to his house back in April, and immediately fell in love with his cousin. I've only been over there 3 times, but I connected so well with him, and quickly learned so much about him that I couldn't help but fall in love.
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any race can be racist against another race. black people are full of shit hence their skin color.
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>>707382659
you're already overcommitted to an illusory person and one of two things can happen from there—he can either disappoint you with reality, or your adoration of him will make your relationship disproportionate and essentially condemn it to failure

>>707382803
It's mostly because it feels real good although I guess you wouldn't know.
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>>707382361
Pot is terrible.

>>707382659
Tresemme
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>>707381561
I disagree I say homosexual relationships are fraught with a lot more problems than the typical heterosexual relationship.
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>>707382886
>I'm a 5'2 turbo manlet.
there are a lot of burly doms looking for people like you to spoil, you'd do well as a sub

> I've only been over there 3 times, but I connected so well with him, and quickly learned so much about him that I couldn't help but fall in love.

thats super cute, i hope it works out for you

>>707383036
subby stop trying to kill his dreams
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>>707383036
I feel like I missed out on a staple part of life, but whatever. "The absence of", probably could be described as an unique experience of itself.
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>>707381618
oh god what did I miss now
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>it also feels real good

Yeah, but so does the high you get off heroin, and I wouldn't recommend you do that.
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>>707382176
Hello
>>707382253
Being tsun has not been cute for years.
>>707382361
It was spice though, passed out for 30min then woke up screaming
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>>>hearing a rino say literally anybody but trump would be killing hillary in the polls right now
I am dying.
julian post dom's laffin.jpg image
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>>707383395
gary johnson 2016
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>>707383495
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>>707383221
my life isn't indicative of this pattern but I won't comment further since I'm not sure about the broader statistics, that said men are way less crazy than women, as a rule

>>707383298
I eat dreams like cock.

>>707383332
oh absolutely, and many will never know the joys of celibacy

>>707383395
1. don't have it
2. imagecap
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>>707382612
The anon you talked to a couple of days ago.
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>>707383522
>men are less crazy than women
Give evidence.
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>>707383848
periods
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>>707383963
Bleeding once in a while doesn't make you crazy.
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>>707384098
the associated mental dysfunction sure does. Women also have their IQ bounded at a much lower upper extension on balance (which is why they're generally more emotional than men, at least than white men)
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