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I wanna feel something.

post things that make you feel.
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>>707369982
The feeling at the end... i felt the silence...
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>>707369982
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>>707370368
Ouch.
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fuck your reposts

fuck these fake ass stories

I just wanna feel dammit

don't you ever feel

something

I will post a pic of my awesome bewbs

just make me feel something

they are crazy awesome, unlike the rest of me
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>>707370851
You post tits and I will post not pre typed life stories
Stamp plz
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>>707370368
this one hit me hard
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>>707371038
wrong way. Make me feel something and i'll post bewbs. Ill time stamp some underbweb though. Can't believe some rando
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>>707370368
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>>707372236
my skype video is greyed out

onto phone pics yo
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>my life
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>>707372784
nevermind, it looks terrible, and I tried to write a timestap on my veiny boobs while drunk

it's hella gross, I'm way too old for this, I am gross and old and fuck me. I am 28. What the hell is wrong with me. Tyring to get teenagers on this shit site to tel me I'm hot. Fuck off me. You suck.
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>>707373094
we dont give a fuck about your self loathing bull shit show tits
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>>707373094
It's a man
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>>707370368
Inspired oc
>be me in highschool
>played magic the gathering in the library before class starts every morning
>white knight, 4.0, boy scout wants to play
>plays with a deck ive never seen before, mortal combat based
>me, playing mono-blue takes control over game early
>wanted to see how his decked worked
>i won the game
>white knight got really upset
>told white knight its ok and had a good deck
>white knight said it wasnt the game
>let white knight walk out
>next day found out he hung himself by another anon
Not over the game, but other issues
>have white knight's card on my fridge as a reminder
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>>707373094
when you have to lie about being a man
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>>707373749
no

they are hella gross

i dont have the self-esteem for 4chan riight now
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>>707370368
That;s a pretty sad one...wow, made me tear up a lil
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>>707373094
I'm 30
Show boobies pls
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>>707374313
just fuckin post em. its not like anyone here is better than you, we're all beta kissless virgins.
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>>707374313
tits or gtfo

>>707374253
kinda scary you thinks everthings all right then that stuff happens.
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>>707373094
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>>707372236
>bewbs
kys
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>>707374313
Then GTFO
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>>707374769
Sucked. I remember a rumor going aroung then getting a text from anon, all it read was, "did you hear about anon?" Feeling never went away
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>>707374952
>>707374882
>>707374849
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>>707373749
Okey okey...
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>>707374313
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>>707375838
no time stamp fake and gay
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>>707376195
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>>707376195
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>>707376258
Ayyy
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>>707376317
Welcome, newfriend.
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fuck it

op delivers

imma ho
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>>707376487
ask me to draw a pic or something and i wll

but please

make me feel something

other than shame

please
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>>707376487
Im sad now
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>>707376674
draw gondola himself
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>>707376839
like the boat?

who da the fuck is gondala

>>707376803
i told you

my tits are fucking darfur
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>>707376487
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>>707376487
you hush
Those are nice
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>>707376839

draw gonDOLAN himself
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>>707377093
When was the last time someone fuck you hard?
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>>707377093
No, this little shit is gondola.
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>>707369982
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>>707376487
face pls
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>>707377093
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>>707376487
Honestly, the thumbnail looked like a bad hernia
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>>707377335
damn... this kind of shit makes me feel so bad dude...
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>>707376487
moar pleaseee
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>>707377335
i hate these kind of family ones they always get me...
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>>707376487
Need something like this
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>>707377777
>>707377777
CHECKED
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>>707377777
checked
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>>707376487
Or like this
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>>707377530
that's me. a bad hernia

>>707377401
what the fuck is wrong with you. imma fucking teacher. i'm not ruining my life cause i'm sad and drunk tonight
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>>707369982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i-QvCIHRoc
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>>707377824
Sauce?
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>>707377971
keepem coming :)
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>>707370667
i hate kebabs but damn
muh heart
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no moar until I feel something

jesus guys, this was the one rule of the thread. I took some more gross pics of my sad tits: just make me have a feeling other than emptiness.

Come on my dudes. I don't care if it's sad, mad, or happy: just help me feel a thing. and then moar tits. Okay?
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>>707377335
what if he just calls his dad after getting the texts?
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>>707378319
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>>707378319
For one time in your empty life you can feel wanted, knowing that somebody out there is willing to live their life with you just to see you wake up and brighten his day.
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>>707370415
Damn
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>>707377971
Your tits arent gross. You are a teacher...thats pretty sweet. Your tits are actually very not gross.
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>>707376258

Those fuckin lips tho amirite
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>>707377971
>imma fucking teacher
<3
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>>707377971
You could make into a cool tattoo design.
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>>707377971
Was about to type 'not bad except for those varicose veins' until I realized that's a drunk attempt at a timestamp.
Thanks for the tits; go get some sleep, girl.
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>>707378319
this?
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>>707378513
suck a butt, I'm a fairly attractive female. I can have a gross dude in my gross bed any night I want. I've had boyfriends and girlfriends and better yet, I've had a dog who was happy to see me every day.

I want to feel something tonight. And fuck off: i suck on every level. Despite being acceptable attractive, no one will ever want me. I am gross and needy and have the personality of spoiled milk.

I was hoping I could self-pity myself into a feeling, but nope. All my feelings are gone now. Shit.
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>>707377971
What do you teach
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>>707378973

Jesus fucking christ you are not special. No-one gives a fuck about stuff like this. Maybe if you stopped being such a pussy about fucking nothing then your personality wouldn't be as bad as cheesy milk.

lrn2fuckinhuman you retard. It's not hard.
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You want to feel something, go out and experience art and nature.
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>>707378945
it's a terrible attempt at a gondala

(also a timestamp)
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>>707377971
why are you sad?
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>>707379180
yessssss moaaaar
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I really hope you end up feeling some kind of emotion OP. I get that way too where life just feels empty, and you kind of start to feel numb to everything. I get that way more than i would want to admit. You have a nice pair of boobs, i want to motorboat those boobs. I like boobs, a lot. You have boobs. Boobs.
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>>707378973
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>>707377307

u sure?
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>>707379277

This self-pity is fucking unattractive. Sitting here posting tits and saying right after it that you don't need to do it is just straight up boring shit to see from a woman.

Get the fuck out there and just be. Get on with it and shit will fall into place. Not this self-pity shit.
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>>707378973
You know what OP? Go fucking kill yourself you ugly piece of shite.
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>>707379465

she just wants to be in love and be loved nearly all women do
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>>707377824
Seen this posted like 20 times....first time I made it all the way through without closing it
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>>707379305
Life is empty for you because you are an empty person not filling your life with any meaning.

The universe owes you nothing. You are the only one to blame for having an empty life.
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>>707378973
how does this make you feel?
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>>707379305
you're pathetic
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>>707379786

It's pretty fucking hard for a woman to not get into a reasonably rewarding relationship. Practically any halfway decent woman can land themselves in any relationship they want. It's a piece of piss.

If any woman is floundering about, moaning about not being able to find love then they're intentionally sabotaging their chances.
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>>707379242
everyone leaves me because I'm bad at sex

I might be asexual, but maybe it's just a lot of religious upbringing shaming me. Or maybe it's all the molestation. Or maybe I'm just fucked up. Either way, every relationship has ended because I am a dead fish in the bed room.

When I post pics online, no one stick their dick in me. No one compares me to a dead fish. No one says "what's wrong with you." No one leaves me.

This all sounds very self-pitying, but I'm stil not feeling. Too much vodka maybe?
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>>707376487
I'd really like to rub some gold bond powder under your breast. It looks very itchy under there
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>>707380010
Exactly. Sad woman barely posts tits and the autists are falling over themselves to comfort her.

Picking /b/ of all places for this is a pretty good indicator of how OP values themselves. She knows this kind of attention would be available.

Any woman really set on making things better would just have a fucking shower and put on her best dress and go out and get dicked.
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>>707378973
>oym a ferly atrictave FEEEEEEEEMAIIL
>who can hiv a ugly boy in me whinever I wants
>oyve had boyfrinds n girlfrinds AND A DOGG
>n they all loved me
>n sheit
>I can't feel anything
>and that is why I car so much abot getting random inter net strangers to compliment me
>AND TELL ME IM PRETY
>Despite being acceptable attractive, no one will ever want me
>accept my dog, all the romanitc partners iv had
>even all of you lonley virgons

Leave 4chan immediately.
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>>707380022

i cant agree many people live their whole lives surrounded by assholes and never get any kind of decent treatment
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>>707379183
I can't breathe. Fuck that every day and twice on Sunday.
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>>707379819
nothing

>>707379800
yes

>>707379727
seems hard

>>707379465
oh no, unattractive? that's definitely worse than hating yourself and not having feelings. Do better

>>707379073
English in foreign countries. Every year I go to a new country because hey, that's kind of like accomplishing something. also, kids are always nice to you. if you feel like shit, hanging out with kids is a pretty good way to spend the day
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>>707380080
If you'd let me cum on your face I'd be happy and stay.
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>>707380080

Jesus fucking christ. You are literally making things worse by thinking about poor old you.

Do you know how to be better in bed? You just be better in bed. Men are fucking animals and their performance in bed is gated by not wanting to seem like a fucking hedonistic sexual deviant in front of a person who has graced their presence with a welcoming vagina.

Men fucking love a woman who just fucks. Just do it. The man isn't going to be freaked out.

Too much vodka indeed. If I could start out as a woman again, it'd be a piece of piss to get anything I wanted knowing what I know as a man.
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>>707380412
Then fucking move? Are you literally retarded?
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>>707380080
there is a lot more to a relationship than sex. You need to find someone who isn't going to use you just for sex. someone like you needs to connect with someone on an emotional level and build a mental relationship and the sexual part will transform itself. Stay away from guys who only want you as a cum dumpster
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>>707380370
all of this is true

except the bit where you shit on dogs, dogs are awesome.
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>>707377335
>super bowel
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>>707376258
I came here to feel... and feel I have done.
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>>707376258
this is Photoshop, provide timestamp
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>>707380700

OP don't listen to this beta cuck fag white knight shit.

Good relationships have fucking horrific sex. Good horrific sex

The other parts of it are also important but missing out on something like that is far more detrimental than people give credit for.
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>>707380704
I wasn't shitting on dogs, those majestic animals. I was shitting on how OP said she was unlovable except for all the people who love her, including her dog.

OP you're not unlovable you just have a shitty personality and are an attention whore. You have shown us your tits, and you know what's next.
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>>707380986

Yes, more tits. Also I want more of >>707376258
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>>707380080

have you been to a doc ? a hooded clitoris is an actual thing you know
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>>707376258
Fake, seen this b4
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>>707380913
the best sex is between two people who feel 100% comfortable with each other. If she's worried that she's going to be a bad lay, it's going to make it worse. If she has sex with someone she is comfortable enough to open up to and she knows that he loves her whether she's a dead fish or not, she will enjoy herself and be better at sex.
try having a relationship with someone before you run your mouth, you fucking cunt
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>>707370368
and here i thought i was dead inside
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>>707376258
Your right tit looks bigger than your left tit. How does that make you feel?
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>>707380899
Its pasta
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>>707370401
>felt the silence
if you're a bitch. 2/10 at best.
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>>707381185

FFS. White knighting at its best. Can you really not see the blatant attention seeking here?


"maybe it's all the molestation"

Right OP. Right. aaaallll the molestation. Modern life has all the amenities to fix all these problems and yet you come to 4chan with a bottle of vodka.

What a fucking waste. Good women are hard to find and now it's clear why. A bunch of whiney cunts that can't understand how easy they've got it.
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>>707377335
My dad used to do this, I used to hate and never wanted to see home again. Posts like these made me reconnect with him, I just start imagining him coming home from work hoping it would be the day he got a reply, and them just sitting there waiting with the phone close. He broke down when I finally went to his apartment to see him. My heart fucking shattered when he said he thought I wanted to forget him. I never took the time to realize how much pain I caused him.


I'm so sorry dad, I wish I could take those years back.
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>>707381273

I've been married for years, you fucking cunt.
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>>707377925
>quints
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>>707377971
Whoa nice tits. How long ago was the rest of that shit?
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>>707369982
Picture of Hannah?
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>>707381455
sure you have, you fucking cunt faced fuck. I'd be willing to bet a lot of money that you live alone and haven't even been out of your house in a month or longer
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>>707381611

Think what you want. It makes no ends to me.
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>>707378319
Married or s/o? When's the last time you got laid
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>>707370273
this got me m8
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>>707381706
then stop replying to me, douchebag
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This will crush you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMmOAd2FVrE
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>>707377925
Quints
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>>707381396

it was just a thought a friend of mine had to have a very minor op and never looked back but anyone who has seen the helen hunt porn vid knows that some women feel nothing
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>>707380611
oh honeybear

listen, if you have great sex all the time, more power to you. but some people struggle, and saying "just do it" to me is like telling an amputee to just run a marathon. It's not impossible, but it's a hell of a lot more work than just thinking positive.

>>707380493
that's actually sweet. here's another pic for you. be nice to whoever you end up with.
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>>707380477
I love you. You make me feel all lovey dovey and warm inside. I'm drowning in ecstasy. I wish you loved me the way I love you xxxxxx
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3difXqlpwVc
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>>707376487
Here! Feel this!
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>>707381805
sick burn
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>>707381882
what language is that you've written on your chest?
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>>707380080
I'm lonely too.
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>>707378963
more autistic dogs please
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>>707377971
Oh god...Why are you sad? You are beautiful; I'd dedicate my life to never allowing you to feel pain ever again.
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>>707370368
too real man
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>>707381882
Whatever. Believe what you want.

I just know that when I embraced my masculinity I was much happier for it. My marriage blossomed, better sex and things just work out.

We're not all that different and fucking is some good fun. Putting barriers up and thinking it's a big deal is all in your head. It's not. It's just two people getting down on their biological imperative.
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>>707378319
fucking newfag
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Op isn't lonely, she's picky and shallow.
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>>707382088
this is bait. Surely? No-one is this much of a cuckolded white knight, right?
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>>707381882
I second that emotion

Just do what you love and stop focusing on making other people happy. I broke up with my gf of 7 years because I was just trying to make her happy and forgot about myself. It's a big jump but it's possible
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>>707382088
Don't even bother, Anon. To her you're just a -1/10 creep. Besides, even an (estimated) 4/10 guy like you deserves better than this ugly piece of shit.
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>>707381882
If you really want to feel something, listen to elliott smith. Just all of it. Has changed my life to where I am asexual (don't care for sex at all) and have a layer of suicidal thoughts. Trust me, I want to feel something too. Just something human...
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>>707382372

with big tits and a flat stomach
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>>707381396
Modern life can fix being molested for years? Cool beans.

Come on dude. Everyone's been molested. Like, 1 in 4. It's not attention seeking to admit it. Well, a little bit, but it's like having cancer; no one give a shit anymore.

I'm not a rare special snowflake just because mormons used temple trips to feel me up every fucking month from 12-18. Hell, being unmolested is probably more rare these days.

Listen man, whatever you've got going on that makes you angry when other people get sympathy, I'm sorry. I'm sure it's intense. I want you to know: it's not a competition. And I'm sorry for what happened to you. I am. As much as I can feel for other people. Which is about 0, but hey. You don't seem to have any empathy either.

What I'm saying is, heeeeey baby, how you doin?
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>>707381882
If you'd let me creampie you whenever i want id stay tbh
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I'll dump my folder

get better OP
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>>707382573
Kek. The tl;dr got me
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>>707382372
Fuck an old flabby fat chick you bitter bastard. Bet you have a fedora.
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>>707381882
I feel bad for saying that now but thank you for the tits. :D Naw but for real sex isn't everything in a relationship. I sometimes don't find pleasure in just fucking anymore, maybe because I'm an oldfag but yeah.
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>>707370273
Faggot, that's the premise of "Nothing ever happened".
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Op id give you a hug. every one like hugs... right?
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>>707381882
you should go on a diet and take a dirty dancing class or a hula hooping class before you know it, you'll be fucking like a pro
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>>707382573

Unless you're in some third world shithole like America without access to easy healthcare then getting help with mental trauma is very simple.

It's practically negligence avoiding going if it has such an impact on your life.

As for not having any empathy. I think what you're missing is that I do have empathy, providing I've not been duped in this thread and what she says is true I totally understand the lost and the feeling of unfulfillment. It's all just bullshit reasoning she's given and that's usually all it takes to feel like that.

Also, 1 in 4 being molested, fucking ridiculous.
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>>707382651
I didn't expect to catch feels from that but I did.
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>>707383020
Exactly this. People make these huge internal lists of reasons why they're blocked from improving but it's just bullshit.

OP:

Step 1. Go on a diet. You don't need it but you'll feel better. Step 2. Go dancing like this dude said. Step 3. Fuck some dudes.

You'll feel weird at first but then it'll all make sense. Trust me.
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>>707372236
Thats not the wrong way you stupid fucking faggot, tits or GTFO is a thing for a reason. You bring up the fact that youre a female for LITERALLY NO REASON on anon image board. What the fuck? How new are you have you never heard of this.
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>>707376487
elizabeth
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>>707378237
Little too close to home.
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>>707383024
I have tried to get help multiple times (in America, in China, in Peru, now I'm in buttfuck Ukraine so whatevs, I fucked myself over).

America put me in 72 holding facilities, told me I needed to just "loosen up", and other helpful info. Finding help in foreign countries has been HILARIOUS (by which I mean terrible). I keep having one night stands, then fleeing the country when I try to fuck someone I work with and it goes to shit. Doing well so far, but hey, eventually one of these male coworkers will be nice to me, I'll try to fuck, and then it'll all go to shit.

Time is a flat circle and all that
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Listen to this and read the lyrics.

https://youtu.be/qs5wIJlUK1o
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>>707383261
how could he ignore his own mother for 6 months? what a prick!
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>>707382476
I'm so alone man. 23 year old kissless virgin. I'd do anything to have a shot with any gal out there who I can get to know on an intimate level. I'm starting to become truly dead inside.
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>>707383964
She's cute. Moar?
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>>707383663
>72 holding facilities
oh, okay....didn't realize you were batshit insane. I hope you feel better soon op.
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>>707383964
she aint that bad
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>>707383878

post a selfie dude maybe your /b/ friends can give some helpful suggestions ?
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>>707383663
Your outlook is all wrong. You seem to have some goal you're trying to reach.

We're all just bags of meat trying to figure things out. Go with the flow.

If what you're saying is true and I find some of it hard to believe (72 holding facilities makes me think this is attention seeking bait, for example).

Personally I'm in Poland, so not that far from Ukraine and I can wholeheartedly say, despite what the US cuckolds probably think when reading this that even here, the level of care you can get from the basic healthcare service vastly serves the needs of any one who needs it.

You really do seem like you need to loosen up. It's not all supposed to be so hard so stop making it hard on yourself. Just be. You got some tits and you're obviously not a hambeast so accept the good things and get on with it.
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>>707383291
you are

hella dumb

you are telling someone without arms to play the piano

you are acting like I, a 28 year old crazy old ass bitch, have not tried just fucking. have you seriously never had it just not work? have you not experienced turtle vag? the fucking iron curtain descending?

jesus christ, I am surrounded by babies. fuck this board, you kids are way too young for any of this serious bullshit, i can't even. fucking boys
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>>707381338
Fag gfo
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>>707383477
alex? patrick? one of my one night randos?
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>>707383878
Step 1. Grow your hair long. Step 2. Get a job in a shitty restaurant. Step 3. Buy a motorcycle. Step 4. Go boxing.

Watch Gavin McInnes and really try to understand some of the points he has on being masculine in this day and age.

Once you get past his sometimes weird presentation of things you can see he really understands how to carry masculinity and wield it how it's supposed to be used.

This kind of "dead inside" shit is because you don't fucking do anything.
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>>707384352
then stop craving attention you fucking miserable cunt
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>>707383878
See this adorable little goofball right here anon? I guarantee you it is 6X better than any woman. Sure, you can't fuck it but it won't be like a woman, where they're only worth keeping around for sex. If you want something that will actually love you unconditionally without ever leaving you, something that will give you actual joy (instead of what normies call joy) get a cat or dog. I know getting a cat was something I won't regret.

Just make sure to keep you living area clean and take proper care of it. It shouldn't be as hard as taking care of a woman.
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>>707384352
Hey I'm a man here :) Anything I can do to help you out ma'am?
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>>707384562
I can confirm, cats will always love you
women (and people for that matter) can change their mind in an instance
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>>707384352
I'm 28 myself and of course I've had terrible sex. That's just par for the course when you're learning how to play.

Not chalking it up to just learning how to carry your sexuality is what's holding you back. There's no points. No-one is keeping score but you.

Once I learned that literally everyone has the same kind of insecurities it came much easier to me. I've had some pretty disgustingly good sex now and a reasonable number of partners. Now very happily married.

It can be done. Just trust in yourself and realise we're all in the same boat here. Just bags of meat trying to get other bags of meat to touch our meat.
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>>707384520
I go to school and work. I just have zero ambition and hate myself; probably something to do with upbringing I don't know. Don't shove that alt-right coonery down my throat you prick!
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>>707376487
They look suckable
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>>707384253
have you been to the US? do you know what happens if you mention suicidal ideation? you get put in a fucking 72 hour holding facility and it is hella boring.

it doesn't matter if I'm attractive if i can't fuck. don't tell me to accept the good things. being unable to fuck means forever alone. I've been dumped a lot. a lot. and it's always for this reason. don't act like it's not important.

jesus christ what the hell am I trying to accomplish.

where are you in poland? I was in radom. where you at. Pilonki? Zwolen? Warsaw?
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>>707384899
Stop saying "hella" you pretentious, empty cunt.
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>>707384352
I'd like to do some dirty dancing cosplay with you. You could be Baby Houseman and I'll be Johnny Castle. I'll wrap my hands around you and show you how dance seductively as we grind and gyrate on each other and then we'll fuck in a cabin and hold each other while we listen to the patter of the rain on the roof. It will be magical
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>>707384352
I've learned to opperate by myself. I don't love anyone or anything, and although my life is empty, no one can hurt me.
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>>707385017
hella no
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>>707383315
>You bring up the fact that youre a female

ahahaha, read it again faggot
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>>707385036
nobody puts teh bebeh in teh corn3r XDDDD
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>>707377971
I'm 28, a teacher and changing shifts with my sister to watch over our dad, hospitalized because of a brain stroke. Nice tatas
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>>707385110
You sound like an angsty teenager by the way. Hopefully you grow up one day you big fucking baby.

>WAHHHHH I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO SEX WAHHHHH

Go fuck yourself, thot.
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>>707384899
I've been to the US, yes. I thought you mean you were in 72 individual holding facilities. Misunderstood.

My point isn't that you can't fuck. It's that you don't know how to fuck and that you're overthinking things.

If you fuck a dude you're literally the best at sex that dude likely has had. It's just that rare for most guys. Any attention from a woman is a godsend.

Who cares if you don't get into your flow the first 10, 50, 100 times. Point is to just eventually get there. Like I said, no-one's keeping score. Just be mindful that the idea is to have fun. Not reach some goal.

I'm in Krakow. Visited the places you've mentioned, though. Where in Ukraine?
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>>707385012
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>>707385535
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>>707384352
You should work on your relationship with yourself, first

So many people are at odds with themselves and wonder why they have trouble with others
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Growing up my dad didn't like me. My mom divorced him for being an abusive asshole. One older brother. He looks like dad I look like mom. Live with dad. Every time he gets pissed he beats me.....hard. Fists, belts, kicked on the ground. Brother leaves for army. Beatings get worse. Scars, fractured arm, locked in garage in December wearing only tidy whiteys. (I slept on the square reserved for the dog that had just died so I wasn't on bare concrete, got sick anyway and then yelled at for having doctor bill)
Turn 15. I've had enough. Dad always bought me guns. Load 12 gauge with double ought rounds and sit at the bottom of the stairs. Every other night or so he'd come down in the middle of the night to have a glass of milk and some cookies.
I wait. And wait and wait. Fall asleep.
He never came down. Wake up. Panic, put gun back and go about my day. Take more beatings. Years pass.

Moved out. Army. College. Married.

Dad is older now and has signs of dementia. Sometimes he thinks I'm my brother and he tells me how much he hates me.

I sit and listen.

I don't have the heart to tell him I was ready to kill him if he'd come down that night.
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op, I don't care if you're good at sex or not. Would you like to come to America and live with me for a while? If you like it you can stay and we'll be together, if not you can go on back home. I will try to help you be happy and enjoy life.
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>>707385588
Exactly. Learn to accept who you are and your own femininity. There's no rules or expectations aside from what you set yourself.
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>>707381882
I have a phd and masters in psychology, i can tell your right now. You love feeling self pity, you love self depreciation. Wanna knkw how i know? Because you keep staying in that state of mind like most of 4 chan. Its literally as simple as perception you fucking idiots. Yes im drunk ask me anything you downers
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>>707378237
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>>707384083
don't go down that rabbit hole
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>>707385733
this is an honest offer. You can think about it and if you want to contact me my email is
[email protected]
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>>707386072
Now, white knight. Time to post tits or gtfo.

With offers like that we know you got em.
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>>707386001
??? Tell me what you mean while also posting more pics of this cutie.
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>>707386209
I'm a guy, I don't have tits
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>>707386247
you don't know what you're getting into...
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>>707386247
she is an enigma wrapped in a riddle
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>>707386443
p sure you do since you're making offers to random women on 4chan about giving them a life in good free America. Scraping the bottom of the barrel there bud.
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>>707385381
Dnipropetrovsk.

I appreciate you trying to make me feel better, but srsly. I've never had an experience where the dude was happy after being unable to get his dick into my frigid hole. Sometimes I can lie and emotionally manipulate my way into a couple extra dates, but since that makes me feel like a cockroach, I've been moving away from that.

Since I've stopped lying about being raped, about the guy hitting the wrong hole with his dick (sorry alex, you did not stick your dick in my urethra, that was the vagina, I lied to keep you around for an extra couple weeks), and other shit lies (great thing bout 4chan: since everyone here loses their shit when you bring up gender, you can admit to being the shittiest and everyone will still treat you the same) most dudes just dump me after the first shit sexual encounter.

Anyway. How'd it become about this? I just wanted to feel something. And so far, I just feel kind of vicariously embarrassed for future me. She's not going to like that I posted bewbs, 10 years of 4chan and I finally gave in: good job me
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>>707386394
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>>707370368
This one always hits me hard. Ive been playing yugioh for like 15 years.
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>>707386497
You too? I mean I wouldnt wonder if there were many more...
>>707386247
Nah you would end up sad ..
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>>707377824
starts off like
>"ooo boobs"
>come on take em off...
>ooo jiggly
>kek funny face
then it gets to
>what the bloody hell are yre doin?
***discomfort***
untill /b/ drive kicks in
>hmm kindda like this
>shes kinda cute kek
and then it gets to that feel again
>ah man i feel so different
>when is this over
>yikes woman when do you stop?
***discomfort***
and finally she grabs her boobs
>she was so cute 11/10 would fuck
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>>707386558
you're saying op is the bottom of the barrel?
I have problems just like everybody else that makes it hard to connect with people but broken people belong together
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>>707385803
>love self pity
dude, I'd agree if I could feel things right now. but I'm pretty sure I fetishize my own sadness, even if it's not working this minute

>simple as perception
see, now I know you're not a psychologist. because no shit, everything's in the mind. pretending like it's easy to change your perception means you don't know shit about the brain.

but hey, hit me with your best shot. you say anything not vague and stupid, I'll draw whatever you want on my saggy bewbs
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>>707386580
>10 years of 4chan and I finally gave in
well, thank you for giving in. why would you want to hide those big juicy tits? they're nice. It's not like anyone knows who you are
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>>707386072
are you going to murder me

how old are you

seriously what's the catch
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>>707386879
kek fucking cunt jolly wag dick wad cunt bag dick
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>>707373094
chill out, post tatas
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>>707376258

all these retards that cant even filename
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>>707386580

It's strange how conversation shifts.

Treat yourself well and try to stop putting so many requirements on yourself.

Assuming you're an English teach in Ukraine? I started out like that in Poland too. From the UK originally.

Life takes you to weird places. I've accepted this. I love the weirdness. The strange fuck ups and the fleeting feelings that it's all for nothing.

I keep saying it but I hope you remember: no-one is keeping score but you. The fact you keep trying is pretty hardcore and no-one can take that away from you.

I wouldn't feel embarrassed. Neither of us know who each of us is. There's no permanence to 4chan so only us will remember this conversation even happened.
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>>707377777
Quads demands it!!
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>>707387088
I don't want to kill you. ther is no catch. I'm just lonely and you're unhappy. It's a win win situation
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>>707386854

Whatever works right
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>>707386497
>>707386742
Guys, come on. Please stop withholding what seems to be crucial information from me :(
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>>707386910
The bottom of the barrel is using 4chan as a dating site.
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I'm going to bed guys, hope you liked some of the pics

>>707387372
whatever helps people cope Anon
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>>707387219
Quintz u utter mong
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>>707387219
quints you fucking dyscalculic
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>>707387384
She just uses you.A beautiful person with a bad character..:^) google eliza/ciara r9k youll get your information
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>>707381882
fuck you you stupid whore, youre so fucking low in your life rn that your posting tit pics for 15 year olds probably bc u took something lazy and retarded in college like english. gtfo fucking stupid bitch
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>>707384243
na man im not comfortable posting a pic of myself on /b/

but ill just say im pretty ugly and awkward socially.
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>>707369982
Fag.
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>>707387715
No-one's ugly on a motorcycle. Just sayin.

The moment you stop being a betafag is when you decide to stop being a betafag.
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>>707387715

but maybe we can help with constructive criticism ?
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>>707387663
just brief me on it faggot i googled and was confused something about an under-aged girl posting nudes
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I don't even feel like i can cry anymore i just feel nothing when i get like this , it's horrible
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>>707376487
Those are pretty gross looking. You were right, you shouldn't have posted those.
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>>707376487
That is not "super gross" at all. 4 chan doesn't make decent feels anymore. Or decent anything really, if we ever truly did
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>>707370667
what was the date 615 days from his post
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>>707388328
there we go

>>707387194
>no one's keeping score but you

Oh shit. Two feels. Thanks kids: here's some old lady tits for you. I drew an owl on them.

Seriously, why not just look at porn, who gives shit about this pale ass milk bags
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Hey OP, psychology student here, have you tried Cognitive Therapy ? Working on your bad patterns of thinking and all that, those things that make you deep into anxiety or depression or things.

Most importantly ... You've talked about kids and sex, but do you have friends ? People you can relate to frequently ? Please tell me you do
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>>707389205
>who gives a shit
People love presents, more so when you put good will into it.
You look enjoyable, and that whole "I'm an old mental wreck pls help me" instinctively makes people interested in you, (or not give a shit at all for some ofc)
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>>707389238
I have some coworkers that I get along okay with, but I just left China after my best friend said he had feelings for me. Left the fucking country.

I have tried Cognitive Therapy. Maybe it worked? Who knows. Could have been the meds. It's been a long time since. I've been abroad for three years, fuck finding an english speaking therapist.
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>>707389205
i think someone wants a hug more than me..

how old are you ? your body seems pretty young though...

have ever tried to find something besides sex..

i guess no one really tried to make you smile... instead they waited you to make them..
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>>707389205
you have nice tits
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I know it's kind of stupid, but this comic always gives me the feels
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>>707390095
Why, were you afraid it would go wrong ?

At least it didn't work well enough to make you see the world differently over a long time. Too bad you can't get help, it sounds to me like the best way to help you. That and friends with which you share more than just getting along okay.

Also, like anon said before, valuing your sadness like you do is terrible, can't just ask you not to though.
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>>707370368
Fuck
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>>707390637
Not going to lie man, i don't connect with this comic, and i've cried to 5 copypastas on this thread. I'd say this one just hits a rarer sensitive point, it looks well made
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Wtf. Google foreplay, that way you can explain it to what ever lame fuck you are trying to screw. Wait till you are sexual attacked to someone. Everyone gets older.
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>>707369982
Heres some OC for you then.

>Friend of mine, knew him for a good while
>pretty cool guy, his names Seth
>we chatted about a lot of shit and gamed a lot together
>im an artist and i gave him pointers and references to help him get better
>he really tried to live life normally and enjoy himself
>had a lot of passion behind everything he did
>he had insane depression due to family abuse so he lived with his grandparents
>they didn't know how to help him
>he went through dozens of doctors and different pills to try and keep him stable but they always made it worse for him after he got use to them
>got bullied a lot as well, made fun of more than most
>even still he was always nice and chill to hang around and have decent conversations with.
>wake up to skype message saying he was sorry
>find out he offed himself and still have no idea how or what caused him to go over the edge
>pic is of his steam account and the last time he logged in a couple days before he did it.
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I think OP went to sleep, it's almost 5AM in Ukraine
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>>707391102
Lol is that Italy? Who gives a fuck if Mario the fascist is the last one alive? good riddance.
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>>707389205
I'm old like you. based on how you describe yourself, I've been with a girl like you, and yea, I left her. but It wasn't because she was bad in bed, anyone can get better at that. I left her because she had a shit attitude about everything.. Btw your tits are great... and you know it.
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>>707392400
Who gives a fuck about you anyway
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>>707392400
>WWII Victory parade
>Italy
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>>707392161
Damn son
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>be me 2 years ago
>it's my 17th birthday
>no friends
>dad has cancer
>he's the only thing that helps me feel better about myself everyday
>wait for him and mom to come home from hospital so we can celebrate
>they come home around 7 pm
>they instantly go to bed
>next day everyone forgets about my birthday except my little brother
>mom and dad constantly arguing
>dad come and tells me about my mom
>says she ran off with a guy 17 years ago
>mom came back pregnant but dad didn't know
>dad thinks he got her pregnant
>I'm the only reason why they're still together
>5 years later my mom tells my dad
>dad tells me day after forgetting my birthday
>spiral into a deeper depression than I was already in
>still love my dad tho never will stop
>fastfoward 5 months
>dad's cancer gets worse
>spiral deeper into depression than I already had
>run to hospital everyday after school to see him
>2 weeks after
>dad died
>2 months later
>mom tells me to pack my shit and move out
>give no resistance because I've always hated that fucking bitch
>almost 18 anyways
>homeless for a good month or so
>get into hardcore drugs to numb myself
>graduate highschool by scraping by and get a decent enough paying job
>enough to get by plus some
>got a car and apartment
>every few months I travel up to NE from Texas
>talk to my dad's headstone everyday that I stay there
>still feel like a disappointment to him even though I never was
>never got closure on him not being my real father
>cut off ties with my mom
>barely able to see my little brother
>he's still the only one who remembers my birthday
>afraid to let him get to know me so he doesn't become the self loathing piece of shit I became
>19 and a functioning junkie, somehow
>feel like a shitty brother constantly
>watching him grow up from a distance is the only thing keeping me from blowing my brains out
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>>707392919
Your mom does, cuz I'm the only dick she gets.
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>>707390637
I love you Garbodor
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>>707393311
Tyrone pls
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>>707383861
Uncle Ben
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>>707392161
My steam profile probably says over 900 days
When tf2 died I died
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>>707393783
Don't question my dubs cuz they tell you how many inches of dicks I gave your mom m8.
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>>707383667
that one fucked me hard
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>>707394107
the difference is he actually did and you can still do things.
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>>707377971
what subject do you teach
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>>707394489
>turn on tf2
>go to favorites
>nothing there
There used to be 10 servers I frequented. So many friends I knew over 6 years. Gone forever
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>>707377971
at least you have nice tits.
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>>707394766
if you didn't get contacts from them outside of steam or the game that's kind of your own fault tbh.
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>>707370368
you got me there bro
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>>707380899
A win from a thread long ago

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