Good evening.
We have received multiple reports of some illegal dubs in this area. You wouldn't happen to know anything about this would you?
Just show me your singles and you can be on your way.
Evening officer,
Here are my singles.
>>707367113
Here are mine
>>707367113
Dubs here officer.
black lives matter
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
HANDS UP DON'T SHOOT
>>707367113
all is well officer
>>707367113
Sure officer! It's a nice day, isn't it?
weeeeeee
>>707367404
404 nigga!
›That's even worse!
Illegal? Bitch I have a license.
>>707367533
We got a Dubs on pursuit, calling in all singles.
repeat a dubs on pursuit!
>>707367522
GET OUT OF THE CAR
>>707367113
Suck my big black balls you honkey
>>707367113
Youl never catch me pig
I know my rights, faggot
I don't have to show you anything, I'm not even operating this vehicle and I'm not under suspicion of anything.
>>707367113
They're bringing crime.
They're bringing drugs.
They're rapists.
>>707367113
Why hello there officer, just out trying to shoot some niggers, if you know what I mean
>>707367113
nope
>>707367522
Step out of the vehicle please, Sir.
fuck da police! dubs lives matter! checkem!
>>707367113
You're hurting my arm!
>>707367739
It's a book! Not dubs!
>>707367596
>>707367739
Am I being detained??
Dun gon nun fukn pig
>>707367819
>Clay is that you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRwirq4wSLY
>>707367900
run nigga run!
nothing to hide
sure you can search the trunk
>>707367900
To the ground nigga!
dubs? what dubs officer?
>>707367900
I was holding them for a friend!
sure t-thing
Get the fucker
>>707367113 I didin du nuffin!!!
>>707368133
I SWEAR ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!
I'm just holding them for a friend, I swear.
I dindu nuffin
>>707368133
>>707368166
STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLE
>>707368133
>>707368166
ILLEGAL ALIENS DETECTED!
>>707367113
dubs? haha... no dubs here officer
I dindu nuffin
Once found four dubs on a boat in a dirty dropbox trying to get to pepesuala
No dubs here sir
oh geez, these guys and their dubs, huh? good thing i don't get them ha haha haha
I keep a donut in my car for just these occasions...
As guilty as Taylor Swift is
forgeries you say?
Fuck off
I dont even know what a dub is officer
Check em officer!
>>707368477
definite forgeries
>>707367113
I swear to dubs I dint have any gods ossifer
Thanks to the boys in blue, the streets will soon be clean of the dirty dub race!
There you go officer, have a nice day
I would never do a thing officer
>>707367113
again ? Twice in one night... you have to be joking me.
>>707367113
Okay sir... and sorry for causing problems...
Aw shiet nigga i aint dun nutin rong mann!
>>707367113
No dubs here officer, just trips
Are you holding Dubs officer?
Y wnt my gurl gve me da succ ocifer
Is there any trouble sir?
Did you just assume my rolls?
Here it is officer, am I free to go?
no sir
I'm black
>>707368835
Identity theft
Dubs? No dubs here.
Not that I've seen, officer.
>>707368911
GET OUT THE CAR SCUMBAG
fuck the police
Dindu Nuffin
yo dawg i aint dun nuffin wrong im clean
bow down to your god
>>707367113
Officer, why are you holding your dick right now? I'm scared.
>>707367113
Hello officer I am a simple white collar white male here are my singles
Here are my singles officer
these are my dubz and my dubz only
>>707369196
don't worry son, it will be over soon
This is all I have, officer
>>707367113
i'm white. no need to have your hand on that firearm
>>707369299
you win
I AINT NO GUN, MISTER OFFICA PLZ
>>707369299
ON YOUR KNEES YOU FUCKER!
>>707367113
ofiicer i never even dubbed before
>>707369309
Who can I call if I'm afraid of the cops?
>>707369188
Hold it right there.
>>707368911
Even on 4chan the black man gets arrested
>>707369426
BOW
DOWN
No doobs here mate
>>707369469
69 can't lie
i've got a permit for these dubz
>>707369333
We got a terrorist here. Hands where I can see them, hajeeb
>>707369555
i meant tripz
>>707369555
but not for them tripz. step out of the car son
>>707369620
i dindu nuffin.
check em
>>707367113
I got trips and you will never catch me
>>707369555
but not for trips. show me your bongo, nigger
>>707369688
>>707369555
this is the dubz permit i was talkin' 'bout
>>707369742
i tole you...i'm a goot boy...i didnu nuffin
Chickety check my dubs before I wreck you scrubs.
>>707369688
give me that sweet ass son
Good evening officer. Did you notice it is actually daytime outside? Have you been smoking dubs?
Sir, I'm not black.
>>707368909
I FUCKING TOLD YA
i'm licensed to carry these quadz
>>707367113
s-sorry officer
>>707369998
so fucking close
>>707369905
ok, show me another dub and you are free
This 4chan place has some pretty weird stuff on here, it's almost funny! I found out what dubs were, so that's kind of cool how these games are a sort of based on chance. The other boards are so much slower than this one, so I guess it's a lot harder to get the double digits on here since it's a lot more fast-paced, right? God, I love this website now. Since most of the guys here don't have GETS, I'll speak to you as a whole:
YOU GUYS ARE PRETTY FUN AND COOL!
P.S. I tihnk my picture is a meme that might've started here, can anyone confirm please? Thanks! Iheard that they're called copypastas, but I'm not sure if that's the same thing as a meme.
P.S.S. Did anyone else come here from that iPhone app called iFunny? It has some funny tumblr-post accounts and it led me to some other websites i havent been to before. Pretty cool.
>>707367113
Not really
>>707369922
I did it!! I'm the greatest!
Only fags do dubs
dubz up
>>707370098
faggot
>>707370098
Newfag to the max
>>707370082
but i got dubz and tripz in one thread
i tole you, i'm a goot boy. i ain't du nuffin
>>707370148
chuck norris here. check my dub, megafaggot
>>707367113
well cuff me bois
>>707370098
kys you fucking faggot cuck get the fuck off my /b/ newfag cancer
>>707370377
yeah, well done anon
>>707370377
HANDS!!!! LET ME SEE YOUR MOTHERFUCKEN HANDS!!!!
>>707367113
Morning sir, all cool here.
>>707370340
check, chuck
>>707370301
You're a newfag for thinking he's not trolling.
>>707367113
Surely you meant to pull over someone a little darker, officer
:B
I'm sorry officer, I have no illegal dubs on me. Feel free to check the back if you feel the need to.
>>707367113
Ayo officer, I dindu nuffin
>>707367113
I swear to god its not me
No dubs here, sir
>>707370711
ayy lmao illegal dubs MODS
yes sir
Illegale Dubs?
Nein Sir.
Prüfe meine einzelnen.
>>707367113
fuck you pig
>>707367113
I don't believe that it is constitutional to stop me from traveling freely because you "received a report." If I am not being detained, I am going to go on my way.
>>707367113
Fuck off officer
Fuck off, also here my singles
>>707370952
>fuck you pig
pick youg fu
stupid pig...this must be your first day. these ain't dubz. now am i being detained, or am i free to go?
>>707371044
>Tue
Ew you are in trouble mate. Better run
you gon shoot me officer cuz i prolly got sum dubs that u planted on me cuz im black. #blacklivesmatter #pigsinablanketfryemlikebacon.
>>707371122
sir, i'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle
>>707371188
that makes two of you. Get moving
>>707371188
88? its one of them neo nazis holding illegal dubs!
>>707371122
sheet, I made double dubs. en nau officer?
have someone some bitcoins
No dubs here
Uh... uh... ok here you go.
>>707371235
sir please see this and let me go
>>707371318
>>707371455
sir, get out of the car.
>>707371455
lemme guess...you're just holdin' them dubz for a friend, right? outta tha car
Good evening officer, sure thing, here
>>707367113
fuck you PIG, dindu NUFFIN!
>>707371665
crooked cop alert
I might be related to harambee but you can never find my dubs
Dindu
>>707367113
ok officer..
>>707367113
I know nothing about these dubs you speak of, officer. Have a nice day!
>>707371316
Nono officer those are not mine...
and you officer? lets talk about your dubs
nah you don't smell dubz, no dubz here
You'll Never Catch Me COPPER!
FUCK YOU I KNOW MY RIGHTS
>>707367113
fuck the police
bitch, im innocent. i have an lawyer that knows the system inside and outside, so you cant get me.
Is there an officer, problem?
>>707367113
see ya fucker
>>707372644
shoot dis bitch down
No officer, I don't know anything about those dubs, here's my proof of singles.
>>707367113
These aren't my dubs, holding them for a friend
>>707372644
get this bitch.
>>707370098
don't know if this is bait
I'm not black
and these aren't dubs
singles here i come
Good thing he didn't check em
>>707367113
I ain't got shit copper
i want to die
sir without a warrant you aint allowed to touch these dubz
>>707367113
nig
>>707370704
ayy lmao
>>707373211
btihc
>>707367113
Only dubs I know are freedom and freedom.
I'm a fREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Inhabitant Sovereign Citizen and I hereby notify you that I do not recognize your authority to detain mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Do you know who I am
Nuffin
Those aren't dubs in my trunk
I really gotta pee officer, can you just let me go?
>>707373577
Get the fuck out of the car!!!
Hello there, Officer. Nothing but singles here.
License to dubs
aint taking me today piggy
The little Nigger has them.
>>707373661
I was framed
I actually came out here hunting some dubs myself
Shoot me home boy
officer please, my wife is pregnant
>>707367113
here you are sir!
>>707373661
I have a permit for those dubs in my glove box
Uhh singles? Uhh.....
Dindu nuttin mister officer mayn
Yo mista officah u can't surch me cuz I knows my rightz an sheet. I ain't do nuffin.
>>707367113
I am terribly sorry officer, I assure you, there are no dubs in this area
let me just get my permit for dubs out of my pocket here
ma hands is up dont choot
wouldn't it be lelz if you were looking for dubz and i really had tripz?
>>707367113
I-i
>>707373762
tell that to the judge!!
>>707367113
I'm safe
eat a cock officer. how dare you assume my dubs
Don't worry officer, I always get singles
and ready to mingle
>>707373891
thank you
Dindu Nuffin Offica'
I have a permit for those.
*face turns red*
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
>>707367113
S-sure thing officer
please don't
>>707367113
Sir I swear, I've never even seen dubs in my life.
Trips are legal though, right?
>>707367113
check em officer, singles.
>>707367113
No sir, no nigger or spic dubs here. Just good old, white pride singles.
Aint no dubs on this bike
No fucking dubs here, mate. Trying to have a drink with my mates here. Get the fuck out.
>>707367113
Well what will trips get me?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqUiZhkWyjQ
>>707367113
FUCK YOU COP
*speeds off*
>inb4 spotted the nigger comments
Suck on these dubs bitch
>>707367113
Hail Hydra officer.
Of course, officer. Here you go
>>707367522
>>707367533
>>707367900
>>707368133
>>707368166
>>707368477
>>707368911
>>707369188
>>707369299
>>707369333
>>707369555
>>707369688
>>707369922
>>707370144
>>707370377
>>707370711
>>707371044
>>707371122
>>707371188
>>707371455
>>707372244
>>707372644
>>707373211
>>707373577
>>707374122
>>707375200
>>707375377
all of you, get out of the car and follow me
FUCK SINGLES
DUBS LIFE
OPPRESSION
Nothing happening in here, sir!
>>707367113
No dubs here, officer
>>707375600
(shit)
>>707375600
whoever smelt it, dealt it officer.
TURN HIM IN BOYS
Im innocent.
Ur mom nigger
>>707367113
FUCK YOU OFFICER!
#DUBLIVESMATTER
*POW POW*
Yah stap mey caz ama Blak!
>>707375770
>#DUBLIVESMATTER
>>707367113
dindu nuffin
Here you go sir.
>>707367113
no occifer, i'm not too dubbed to drive
i've only had signels all night
I ain't having dubs you dog popo
no dubs here officer can I go now?
Ay fukin cracka I dindu nuffin
>>707367113
Dubs where officer?
>>707367113
Yeah sure thing officer
*Drops phone into the side door
Sir do not reach for that phone
>has adleast a terabyte dedicated to loli
This nigger has a gun! Kill him until he's dead!
*Puts phone over chest
*Officer unloads over 9000 rounds into the guy
*Still survives
*Sees phone is destroyed in the process
*But the officer shot every part except the SD card
News headline: "Local Faggot police guy shoots a jigaboo suspecting he's a terrorist, the evidence to this claim has not been concluded, mostly due to the fagofficer has disappeared along with an important as card, in other news the Jews have risen up!"
>>707367113
just speeding through occifer
Illegal dubs? I wouldn't know anything about that.
>>707367113
Dubs? No officer.
>>707376144
hands up boi
>>707376144
HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK SCUMBAG
>>707367113
sure thing officer
>>707367113
I have dubs but you gotta be quick to catch me copper!
>>707375600
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>>707376302
P-PLS NO I HAVE A FAMILY
Nah
>>707376522
GET DOWN GRANNY
>>707367113
I DIN DU NOFFIN SIR
Shit niga
>>707367113
What about trips officer? Of course, I only have singles. But I was simply curious
>>707376720
Lol 3 minutes later. The granny is long gone you slow ass cop!
>>707376302
filename kek
>>707367113
Heeerrre ya' go
>>707367113
Sure thing, officer
>>707376900
your papers, please?
you got me officer
>>707376900
ON THE GROUND
your getting extra time for hurting my feelings
>>707377222
trips, 100% illegal officer
arrest him
>>707377222
wah dude, you got problems tonight
if single, bill clinton is a rapist
Here ya go officer, I hope everything is in order?
>>707377222
damn this guy even has trips
>>707367113
No dubs here sir
