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and can we please keep the stupid survey shit out of here this time
Shiver me buttholes
>>707365773
Agreed.
vedi che ti sto aspettando
so like I was saying, underwear?
ITT: More proof Dash is gay.
>>707366189
So do you just follow me around everywhere? Got something you want to say, or what? I really don't get why I have so many anons on my dick all the time.
>>707366416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM
Not had a good dicking down in literally years
>>707366565
>follow you around
you walk right into the gay thread
That's all the proof we need.
>>707366966
I'm in the gfur thread because no one was posting in my sfur thread and it died.
>>707366925
That's actually tragic.
>>707367038
>I'm only posting muscly men in gay threads because I can't drum up an s/fur thread
damage control
>>707367219
I have plenty of femboys too. I just happen to be posting from this particular artist because I'm going down the list alphabetically.
>>707366925
never even had one
>>707365807
ahoy dab
snugglessss
>>707367401
Hello there. I'm tired af
post something cute you dick fiddlers
>>707367690
what should i post
>>707367095
Tell me about it. My asshole hungers for cock.
>>707367579
hi david
>>707367741
husbando material
>>707367634
me too. i gave up like 1/3 into my bike ride
>>707367741
Anthropomorphic attack helicopters in sexual situations
>>707367397
You poor deprived soul.
Mornin sunshines
>>707367799
>>That's how I always feel.
>>707367983
I don't know what I'm missing out, so it's barely bearable
>>707368294
The face is giving me ptsd
>>707368118
Well indeed, but now more so than ever
>>707368149
there's this waiter at this cafe near me and he used to be a calc teacher
i kind of just want him to be my dad
he gave me a high five yesterday and it was pretty cool
>>707368461
How unfortunate.
>>707368200
You're missing out on having a cock up your ass.
It's pretty good hombre
>>707368682
I want one.
>>707368480
I have no good options, Its really frustrating.
Am thinking of going to Fickstutenmarkt one day as a mare. It sounds hot as fuck.
>>707368974
more like this please if you can. its pretty
>>707368505
go out on a limb and ask him out
>>707368856
I might just check out the bath house in town one day. I really don't go in for the "gay scene", it's too faggy these days.
>>707369105
Forgot a fucking pic.
hey kitty
>>707369105
Have fun with your aids. Bath houses are just old fat gay men hangouts
>>707369085
Too lazy to do requests.
>>707369095
but he's like 30, he probably wouldn't be into it
should i just try to get his number or something first
how do i ask for numbers
cause there is this other guy who i also need to talk to
>>707369169
you are just the worst person to forget an image
>>707369105
Every so often I'll meet a nice looking dom that just wants to fuck, I don't like any scene or looking for that matter.
>>707369207
hoi snuffle
>>707369323
aight thats cool
>>707369245
That's what's stopping me from going, but if I get bored or super desperate I might check it out. Plus it's not a rape dungeon, I can tell them to fuck off.
>>707369466
>>707365773
I don't mind it, but it should be better than dumb survey questions, some hot greentext or something
>>707369521
>>707369245
you know it IS possible to be sexually active and stay safe, condoms are a thing and they're pretty effective.
>>707369445
don't listen to that idiot. go get fucked kid
>>707369563
>>707369445
But rape dungeons are the best.
>>707369335
Just try to strike up a conversation and when you do, ask him to a movie or dinner or coffee. Just try to hang out with him one on one, if he doesn't get the clue, straight up ask him if he's gay or bi. Just do it, the risk is worth the reward.
>>707369741
>>707369338
Punish me bb
>>707369571
>don't listen to that idiot. go get fucked kid
The one time "go get fucked" is endearing
>>707369780
Giving me a hilarity boner
You know, I sometimes feel like I'm one of the gayest people in the sfur threads, but then I come here and feel so out of place.
>>707369805
well it certainly isn't THE one time, but yeah
don't let the risk of disease keep you from living. just remember that exchanging body fluids is as close to having someone else be a part of you as possible. you can have fun and then forget these people exist, the way most of the gay community works, and still be perfectly healthy.
stay healthy stay smart.
That being said, bareback DOES feel best and I feel sorry for the poor saps who've never experienced true love.
>>707369765
i know i know but it's so hard to actually do
i think he likes me though, he commented on a book i was reading once.
and also visits me while i'm at work if he's there
do i ask for their number or do i find a reason for them to give me their number?
>>707370089
we love you either way you bisexual weirdo <3
>>707370316
Thanks I guess.
>>707370089
Is that good or bad?
>>707367573
The fuck?
>>707369780
bruh his face when he slaps it is amazing
>>707369571
>Thinks condoms are 100% safe
>Gets mad because I don't want to fuck old men
>>707370362
Not necessarily bad, it just seems strange to me that all these other guys are talking about such gay shit.
>>707370285
why not just ask him "can I text/call you sometime?"
its that easy
>>707370200
It's not so much STD risk that's putting me off, it's the idea that it would just be a bunch of fat sweaty pin dicked manlets. I mean I'm no prize but I can do better than that.
>>707370416
You should fuck old men.
>>707370535
I'm probably more gay than straight, But I go to S/fur more often.
Not sure what my point is, But it feels pretty weird.
>>707370416
Are you going to make a point? So far you're just proving you know nothing about sex and are ageist.
>>707370564
i can think of like 4 reasons but they're all pretty dumb
i had one of the edibles i made yesterday
can i say gay furry things to you
are we still posting husbandos?
>>707370825
I'm bi with a preference for women personally. I guess that's why it feels weird for me being here where most guys are totally gay.
>>707370807
ooo look whos so much better than every other manlet in the world
keep your attitude online then where it belongs, see if I care
>>707371001
>Assuming we're all totally gay
>>707371001
Ah, My absolutely favorite thing are traps/furry femboys/traps.
I guess because its a good middle ground of everything? Dunno I just like a lot and I'm not picky, Plus I'm a huge whore so.
>>707369805
oh i will
>>707370823
I don't want to fuck you though.
*CRITICAL HIT*
When did Nibi create a clone?
>>707371245
My preference changes daily. I find that I usually like herms the most. Second would be femboys but only sexual. I'd rather be in a relationship with a woman. Muscular guys are okay, and I love /fit/ chicks, but I can't do fat for any of them.
>>707371524
Also, I'm very much not a whore, but I can be when fantasizing about herms, especially tall, muscular ones. Not sure I don't think the same of guys, but whatever.
>>707371020
Dude you're so edgy I'm amazed you're still here.
>>707371524
Yeah I feel the exact same, Except I'm a huge submissive and have no preference on relationship.
I feel obese and chubby are very different but it gets to a very clear gross point.
>>707371277
MEOW.
>>707371296
I'm not old yet.
>>707371849
True. How's your day going anywho?
>>707371829
If I were to end up with the boy I like (though I'm sure I won't be proud of it since I'm ashamed of my sexuality), I'd definitely be switch.
But God, what I wouldn't do to be a fuck toy for a tall, muscular herm tigress or wolfess.
>>707371849
wemm
>>707372115
I wanna die now
snuggles come baaack
>>707372115
I didn't expect to be this frustrated today, Though I don't usually talk to be fair.
>>707372531
Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs.
>>707372531
How unfortunate.
>>707372709
I'm frustrated, but for entirely different reasons.
>>707368829
Same
Is it weird that I don't even have all this bara stuff to fap to, but to admire? I think that body type is really nice even if it doesn't turn me on much.
I think my hardcore politics on fat old men may have upset snuggles.
Also please, I'm not nearly as good as Nibi.
>>707373278
non of this turns me on. i admire it though
>>707373922
I very rarely fap to fur at all, but it's usually herms and the occasional femboy. But something about these bodies is really attractive to me though not in a sexual way. I guess it's because it shows their masculinity and the hard work put into their bodies. I admire that, it's the kind of body I want.
>>707374611
Love that one. I've fapped to Jasonafex's animation of that more than I care to admit.
>>707374205
do you want that muscle fat body or just really muscular
