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What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?
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There were about 100 students that were invited
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>i'll try to send pics ;)
I wish that was as dirty as it sounds
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"OP is a faggot"
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that's OK,baby i'm sure it happens to lots of men lol lol lol
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>>707350314
"Cmon get here already, it isn't that cold outside, moreover there aren't many people in the neighbourhood."
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>what do you want for lunch? I'm picking up your father and then coming home.
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do you think your husband saw my truck leaving?
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I don't know never had them. I'm up for trying anything. But I know I like fruity drinks!
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"Sorry my bad"
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>>707350314
cleaner position available. 6,5/hour. reply if interested. Stephany from manpower.
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"Come onnn you stud. I wanna see y all the girls at uni call u mr. Big penis "

I swear to god broh 100. There is no way i could make this up
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sounds perfect:) ill make/buy some snacks for us! Good night favorite, see you tomorrow!! Love love love you

I love this girl more than anything
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>mfw I have to go back to July 7th to find a text from a girl who isn't a relative or coworker
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>>707350314
>Son your tendies are ready
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"Look, George...I know you don't want to talk because you think Im using you for money and I never "put out" but my fiancee and I cant cover the rent thats due in 2 weeks...please help me, we just need 75$ I promise I'll make up for it"

>>She isnt gonna make up for shit So i still havent replied back yet.
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come do pingaz and drink vodka with us homie
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That OP is a humongous FAGGOTRON
>kekekelecal
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>>707350314
>"I don't have drama practice, pick me up after school it's raining."
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>>707350314
"Yoo"
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>>707352252
The fact that you even got in a situation where you receive a text like that tells me all I'll ever need to know about you.
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Beans and broccoli
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How are you today, are you awake?
from mom
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>>707352166
Kek. Underage detected
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What do you want for lunch
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"My hand slipped"
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>>707350314
My sister and mom are both willing do it
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To my mom, this saturday.
>Maybe this evening. I'm at the Paris Motor show. Kiss.
(She wanted I call her)
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>>707350314
night b xo
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>>707350314
Goodnight!!
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>>707350314
Miaooo...Have a good day. Good night! Love you and miss hearing your voice

-GF
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>>707350314
I wanna continue SOA
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>stay away from me, you freak
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>>707350314
i'm going to grab that pussy later
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vote 4 trump
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>ya thats fine
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> You're a goof
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Not even close, bitch
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>Thanks
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>>707353107
Lurk more faggot
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You're like my brother
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"Again that's something it wouldn't hurt to check out with a doctor. You'll be glad you did."

> ex gf
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"That's shit" bitch was trying to lie to me again
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But will let you know thank you!
:flower:
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Hahah i had ribs sorta I only had one I haven't been hungry lately
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I'm gonna delete this I don't wanna talk to anyone or see anyone I hope you all die tonight good bye
I have no idea what it means but she deleted kik after that and never replied, was like an hour or so ago
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Love you too <3
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"ok" she was reffering to what we were having for food tonight*
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A week too long. And here I am home alone.
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>>707350314
"hey, you alright, anon?"
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Ok sweetie
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Are you alright?
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>>707352807
go on m8....
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My wife got drunk at her friends house last night. Her friend started texting me.
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"you never loved me" (I never replied either)
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"Ooootay i'll think about it lol."
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It hurts bros. Texts got split and sent out of order but i numbered em.
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Omw home for a bit
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>>707356769
The age gap shes referring to - im in my twenties and shes in her 40s, but youd wouldnt know. We couldve worked something out.
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Well there's not really much I can say as it sounds like you've made up your mind so I'm just gonna have to get over it
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>>707350314
>awh shit man, watch yourself hey!
passed out from a pretty strong joint with a mate at night, once on my balcony and 10 minutes later again walking inside after a night of snorting copious amounts of speed with quoted girl and getting not much more than 2 hours of shitty sleep. all this on a nearly empty stomach. should've eaten more, oh well.
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>>707350314
"Ok"
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nobody texts girls
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No, fortunately not haha <3
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>>707356856
dude your gf's sister is a bro
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>>707356951
Continuuueeee
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>>707350314
>fuck you I never want to see you again
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>Got it
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> Dress warmly!

from mother
feelsbadman
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>>707356769
where's the rest faggot? can't read 8 and where's 10? I want the full story goddammit.
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>>707357324
ouch, sounds like the whore had a change of heart
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>>707350314
i dont remembe, probably something cringy as i only tend to talk to girls while drunk
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"Ur welcome"
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>>707357601
stop being a beta and learn how to talk to girls
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back at it again with the weeb shit
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>>707356803
Topkek
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"i dont care what 4chan is im not texting you that"
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>we should go for a beer every now and then

sadly it is this kind of an acquaintance where we both know this will never happen
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>>707350314
"Still don't wanna talk about it?"
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>"i'll see if thursday works"

going to the art museum
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>>707350314
what have I fucking done? all I've done is like you. I don't fucking deserve this. and I don't deserve crying over someone all the time when they don't give a fuck about me or my feelings.
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>>707357683
120 KG 185cm neckbeard that drinks alone on weekends and has no job.
No thanks, i'd rather not talk to grils as i wont get laid anyway :^)
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>>707350314
"Sounds luxurious! Enjoy!"
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>>707357683
>>707357997
girls are overrated.
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>>707350314
call mom
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"Together with that dick... damn, I'm a lucky girl"
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>>707350314
>How's your footie?

I stepped on a charcoal ember yesterday while smoking a pork shoulder and my wife wants to know if I'm up to walking around IKEA tonight.
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YOU TOO!! GOOD NIGHT <3
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"can't wait to suck that big cock daddy"

from my daughter
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>>707356860
>trying to date someone who is 20 years older

Dude...what the fuck
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"knock knock"
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>>707353107
The newfag, it hurts
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"They're by the gummy bears"
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>>707350314
"Hello M'lady, mind if i show you a magic trick?"
that was last year though.
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>>707353834
>>707358460

Lol, yfw newfags were trolled into exposing themselves by an old fag pretending to be a newfag

Commit Sudoku please
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"What is your definition of cleavage, please enlighten me"

Me trying to get some titties from the ex
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>>707350314
Do you have some clean piss since you dont smoke or drink? Has to be a guys piss
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>>707350314
I guess you don't like me anymore
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>>707358841
show her yours for clarity
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just now. what should i say b? get me laid brothers
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"I can't make it make sense. You just throwing it away"

Earlier today. Fuck
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>>707359107
hell yeah i do, what time will you be ready?
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>>707358449
Age is just a number man, we met on okc
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>>707350314
"Wut"
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>>707352252

This is why you don't go after a girl with a bf... or a drug addict
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Sounds good to me sexy boy, if we're going to school I'll keep my suit on and you can undress me when you get me home, that turns me on so much xxx
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"This is my work cellphone number should you need it."
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>>707350314
"Even though I know you need work I still want you. That says something to me."
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>>707359177
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>>707359445
nice, im gonna get your cock sucked fam. post when she responds
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>>707350314
What how fun. Is it crazy hot
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Can I schedule a hair appt this week?
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>>707359445
what she say bruh?
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>>707357535
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>>707359445
"hell yeah I do"

wtf man, don't act too interested, you'll seem desperate
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>>707359955
Thats the last part.
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>>707359795
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>>707360072
U dont need help , looks like youv pretty much got her. Some girls like some enthusiasm, others prefer the idc types. Seems shes of the first variant
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>>707350314
Yea, that's why I try to avoid them
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>>707360256
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>>707360020
Literally no one cares
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>>707350314
Monday... at work... woooo...
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>>707360608
I do anon, i do.
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>>707360536
LOL
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>>707360536
kek
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All these boring posts and not one mention of the appreciation of OP's pic. Tommy is an 11/10 girlfriend goals 4 life fam
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>>707360536

HAHAHAHA, nice anon, you just went full alpha

tell her she can shower at your place and get changed into one of your hoodies or something
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>>707359021
Can't do with that one.
I am actually sorry.
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>>707360536
lel
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>>707360822
TITS OR GTFO
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>>707351272
мой ниггер
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'I still canne afford it'
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Sorry I'm hanging with my man
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>>707351293
beta faggot detected.
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You want pizza too?
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fresh hot OC
>picrelated
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"we'll see"
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oh ok. thanks
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>>707350314
>Hey dad can you pick me and Stephanie up from school its raining
My reply was
>Back in my day I had to walk through a thousand nazis just to get home call your whore mother
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"thanks"

got into a fight
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>>707350314
>ok bye.

this was not a good message. she said bye and there was a full stop.
i dun goofed lol
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I knew soon or later you would leave me on ''seen'' (angry emoji)

>foreign fag
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>>707350314
One of my favorite volunteers died today :'(
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>>707361126
i wanna see stephanie's phat booty
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pic related
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>>707358804
>i wasnt being retarded i swear guys

Kill yourself.
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>>707361333
Same actually
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>>707358804
>I'm only pretending to be retarded
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>>707361417
pics?
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:*
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Feels good
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>>707361396
bump for blair nudes
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"I love you too.."
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>>707361536
you'd better go hit that pussy
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>>707361126
>had to walk through a thousand nazis

>call your whore mother

I instantly developed a strong feling of friendship towards you, also keke'd hard and load.
Must praise.
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>>707361573
instant kek
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>>707350314

>Sleepy xx and wants ya xx

Hate working late...
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Should I just wait until you get your car for us to get turnt?
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>>707350314
"Ready when you are"
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>>707361460
Why the fuck would I have pics of my daughter's friends I'm a dirty old man but not that much of a dirty old man
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>>707361779
Excuses
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>>707361909
Fair enough I will try harder next time mein führer
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>>707350314
>Morning hon :) the first is at 10am tomorrow. I hope you have a good day.
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>>707350314
Don't know.. too much but not too much
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Super sore
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>>707361779
pics of daughter?
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Yeah.. I guess time will tell if we can transition into actual friendship without the nonsense
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thanks for being an amazing friend, always being there through the toughest times.

From my..........crush
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"True"
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>>707362285
I am not about to post my daughter on a Vietnamese cat fishing website for you fags to jerk off to
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"Its the thought that counts xxx"
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>>707362468
This was from a girl my age I haven't seen in about a year in response to my belated birthday message. Does she want the d?
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>>707362418
whatever lil biych boy!
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>>707350314
Come outside please
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>>707362754
Have you ever walked through a thousand nazis just to get home that's what I though stay mad virgin
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>>707350314
How long does the battery last on these DynaTAC 8000 S?
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I know...stupid school
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>>707362891
ask your daughter who the virgin is jake ;)
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>>707362418
Whats the matter? You Chicken?
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>>707350314
WYR watch your parents having sex 1,000 times, or join in once.
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>>707363146
Names not Jake but nice try
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>>707363187
No I'm a cock buddm ts I'm gonna end my life
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>>707363451
Mhmm, okay mr. lowrey, tell stephanie shake that ass for JoJo
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I know you will
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>>707361333
>>707363555
check
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"My boyfriend betted me that I couldn't lick my nipple and I did it and I got UDF ice cream."
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"I have rehearsal"
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Oh so beautifull xx
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Ok
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>>707363555
Furthest you could get get from my actuall name but again nice try
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>>707350314
>What's your last text message from a person of the opposite sex say?
>the last text message
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>>707364280
He had trips. Your name is now Mr Lowrey
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good night
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>>707364731
Fair enough heading to town hall right now
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>>707351211
underrated post
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>>707364234
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>>707350314
aids is real *kiss*
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>>707365354
gah wtf
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Good night
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>>707350314
lmk what happens when u get out
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>>707350314
"I love you too" having gf is great
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>>707365850
You said I love you first? hoo boy, you gettin cucked
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>>707350314
>we'll speak tomorrow gd night
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>>707350314
Sounds good
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>>707350314
"lol"
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>>707350314
I like them. :) they're beautiful.
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No I think they lied to cover up the fact they were an organisation comprised of nazi scientists
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he went back to vermont
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>>707365993
read op question again underage fag
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>>707366201
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olla akbar
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I've not had a phone in 3 years so I'm guessing 'can you cover my shift'.
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>>707350314
"That's nice" - in reference to a pic of a 2 reichsmark coin
Knowing her, it wasn't sarcasm and I really doubt she knows what a swastika or reichstadt really are
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"We will discuss this later fool"
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"I don't know what to say anymore"
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>fun
on the subject of lobotomy
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>>707350314
Come pick me up
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"About £120+VAT for a 3 bed house"
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'"Stop sending me dick pics or I'll tell mom again"
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Long dick
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>>707366322
that chick is gold. you should impregnate
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>>707350314
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I was ignored.
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You're so nice. But we should just stay friends.
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> yeah remind me later tonight
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"Now. ;D "
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A girl texted me "I love you" last night. But then I realized it was a dream. Does it count?
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>>707350314
goodnight anon (kiss emoji)
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>Yes I wanna ride your cock
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dont forget to buy tendies, mom
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>>707367622
>cucked
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You are the best baby
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>>707351348
this is just sad
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op is a nigger
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>>707356951
who you're talking with? with her bestfriend, side chick or smth?
im quite confused
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>>707350314
Love you, good night.
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>>707350314
You right

We aren't going to fuck though
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>>707358804
i finally found it
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>goodbye
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Dubs decides how she waits for me
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>>707369474
With a sharpie in her pooper
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>>707350314
"Her flight just landed won't be home until 11"
Last night
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