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New YLYL
>>707339563
starting a ylyl with an image that isnt even funny
you eat lead paint chips as a kid?
>>707340450
I thought it was funny you dirty nigger
>>707339563
>>707340941
>>707340450
Humor is subjective you cuck
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis
>>707341858
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benis
this cant be real
>>707342413
that is very recent
>>707342681
kek
It is a real place, but is this actually the flag?
>>707341709
i don't get it
>>707342787
of course its not
true story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pj37YJ_IRLY
>>707341790
that's a two way street you faggot.
>>707342787
yes it is, anon
>>707343731
i has one tooth
>>707340655
Good Ol' Bachelor Frog. Haven't seen one of those in a long time. Jeez are those classic memes used at all anymore?
>>707341709
What?
>>707341709
>>707341840
Oh I get it now.
>>707343962
>>707344142
>>707343967
Nope
Haven't seen socially awkward penguin in a while either
>>707343304
WTF I hate Ritz crackers now
I've literally never lost in one of these threads. It's anyways the same shit over and over.
>>707343967
>>707344115
Care to explain?
>>707344380
Nevermind...
>>707344357
>>707344257
That shelf really can't hold it's liquor
>>707344262
The internet is dead
>>707344364
My favorite was always
"TV is too quiet, can't reach remote
Lay quite-er"
>>707342413
Is this true?
>>707344468
>90x125
DIAF
>>707343525
slappy and the stinkers?
>>707344495
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME
>>707344538
Yep.
>>707344257
its nice seeing people reacting properly for once
>>707343612
now thats a big black cock
>>707344538
Can confirm.. Stings like a bitch for the first minute or so but if you can just push through it and get stung some more it's amazing
>be me
>on public shitter
>person comes in
>holding back shitstorm
>person leaves
>constipation hits
>can't shit
>mfw
>>707344257
wtf i hate liquor now
Is it still too early?
>>707340450
>spongebob isnt funny
>>>/out/
>>707343021
>>707344888
Too early.
I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fucking show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a fucking heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either... I'll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
>>707343948
fuck, ive been here for 2 years. how do i get off this ride?
>>707344970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMZ9nptu8E
kek
>>707344518
"No plates, bowl of sandwich"
>>707344495
Nice
>>707343050
Brought a tear to my eye.
>>707344495
>>707344888
Nice trips and yes. Too soon mane
>>707343929
>>707344970
How many people have been raped in these
>>707344888
Too soon Trips master!
>>707345650
>>707344257
>everyone tries to save it.
>>707344495
Damnit
>>707343731
Completed for you anon
>>707343967
No they're too "normie" or "Reddit" much like rage faces and basically anything else
The only "real" 4chan memes are just hivemind hated and a lack of actual creation (memes are for normies/9gag now, after all)
>>707345986
Except those two assholes at the back
>>707346221
God damn it I wanted to see the story.
>>707344970
How much shit is on the floors?
69/8 would shit on floor
>>707341709
Kekd
>>707344970
>mfw
>>707344817
lost at doggo
>>707346356
Ha ha we got you now, onward ant people come and kill this normie
REEEEEEEEEEE (in antenese)
>>707340941
Totally what I would do if I had a tail
>>707343731
Lost
>>707345067
The ride never ends
>>707346298
No they are not, shut the fuck up.
>>707345042
Is no
>>707343929
>>707343731
>>707345824
More like this
>>707346428
WTF is IA?
>>707347077
Internet/phone
>>707346428
>QIA+
...what? How many made up genders are there now?
>>707347110
>>707347185
Ingenious Aspergilloses
>>707347249
Yeeeeeeeeeee
>>707345305
sign me up
>>707347414
Allergies? You're not funny, genders are a serious subject
Like this
>>707341709
>>707341840
lost
>>707347343
I don't get it
>>707347663
>>707347882
fuckin lol
>>707347792
>>707347343
heh
>>707344970
I don't even understand why this is bad. If you spend more than 15 minutes a day in a bathroom, you have much bigger problems. Let the dickless freaks with beards piss with the other slits. No one cares...
>>707348032
It's pronounced kek fag
>>707347663
I don't get it.
>>707347792
>>707348119
CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM CONFORM
>>707341790
And the word cuck literally has no meaning or purpose any more.
>>707347663
the twitter story/beef behind this pic is fascinating
>>707348216
Roll for new meme.
>>707348037
Party canon looks fucking sick.
>this thread
>>707344495
*its
>>707343347
Her clit is pierced.
She deserves it.
Fucking Tramp.
>>707348216
Fucking lost at oh heck
>>707348376
>>707348037
party cannon sounds fun tho
>>707348216
fffff
>>707348352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwZj1kUNj5k
>>707344495
Lost
>>707348456
Let me guess. You're a race-baiting welfare hypocrite who votes Democrat because "hurr durr racist i'm a victim."
Fucking get over it. Michael Brown was a criminal who got what he deserved, the black community gets what it deserves for glorifying gangbangers and criminal activity and holding themselves down by refusing to leave the Democrat welfare plantation. If they stopped bitching how their laziness was somehow the white man's fault and the Republicans' fault and the police's fault, they wouldn't be in the fucking mess they're in. Their schools are shitty and their communities are all crime-ridden slums because they don't give a shit about education or work ethic or personal responsibility because they think it's "acting white." Hell, every Democrat run city eventually turns into a crime-ridden ghetto. What, you faggots think acting like thugs is acting black and "keeping it real?" You dumbfucks are the first to bitch "profiling" when a gangbanging thug is perceived as such by society. You can't brag about being an insane criminal and then expect to be respected as though you were an upstanding citizen.
That's right. Society turned to shit the moment you socialist edgelords demanded all references to God and Christ be removed from society because you found it "offensive." You pretentious hypocrites are full of shit. You're not "offended;" you're a bunch of intolerant Christophobic bigots. You've never been oppressed and no have no fucking idea what real oppression is. Christians are being slaughtered, raped, and sold into slavery for their faith but you SJW faggots aren't saying a damn thing because you hate Christians and are glad to hear they're suffering. You condone those Islamic fanatics because they share your violent hatred towards the Christian faith while you cry "islamophobia" because Sharia is incompatible with Western democracy.
>>707345042
Dafuq did i do?
>>707341709
Explain, I don't get it.
>>707348456
>>707348549
Furthermore, Hispanic is not a race. Any one of you common core retards who say shit like "light skinned hispanic" should be punched in the fucking mouth. Illegal alien wetbacks should be deported regardless of where they came from, but especially Mexico because they fucking hate America and condone cartel criminals running their country as long as they can bribe their way out of crime. Mexican is not a race; in fact that country is infinitely more racist and worships whiteness than you politically correct faggots accuse the tea party of being.
>>707348307
>>707348456
I'm a Hillary Clinton voter and I am deeply, and I mean really profoundly, not ashamed of being white.
>>707343347
Still hot. Would do...
>>707343967
Sadly no. /b/'s creative days are gone.
>>707348644
Let me guess. You're a race-baiting welfare hypocrite who votes Democrat because "hurr durr racist i'm a victim."
Fucking get over it. Michael Brown was a criminal who got what he deserved, the black community gets what it deserves for glorifying gangbangers and criminal activity and holding themselves down by refusing to leave the Democrat welfare plantation. If they stopped bitching how their laziness was somehow the white man's fault and the Republicans' fault and the police's fault, they wouldn't be in the fucking mess they're in. Their schools are shitty and their communities are all crime-ridden slums because they don't give a shit about education or work ethic or personal responsibility because they think it's "acting white." Hell, every Democrat run city eventually turns into a crime-ridden ghetto. What, you faggots think acting like thugs is acting black and "keeping it real?" You dumbfucks are the first to bitch "profiling" when a gangbanging thug is perceived as such by society. You can't brag about being an insane criminal and then expect to be respected as though you were an upstanding citizen.
That's right. Society turned to shit the moment you socialist edgelords demanded all references to God and Christ be removed from society because you found it "offensive." You pretentious hypocrites are full of shit. You're not "offended;" you're a bunch of intolerant Christophobic bigots. You've never been oppressed and no have no fucking idea what real oppression is. Christians are being slaughtered, raped, and sold into slavery for their faith but you SJW faggots aren't saying a damn thing because you hate Christians and are glad to hear they're suffering. You condone those Islamic fanatics because they share your violent hatred towards the Christian faith while you cry "islamophobia" because Sharia is incompatible with Western democracy
>>707348664
We shall gangbang it
>>707339563
THIS YLYL "BREAD" IS SO FUNNY XDDDDDD
OMG GUYS HERE I JUST FOUND ANOUTHER MEM THIS ONE MY MOM POSTED ON FACEBOOK ITS SO FUNNY GUYS XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
LETT ME LOOK ON 9GAG FOR SOME MORE DANK MEMES WE CAN ALL ENJOY AND LAUGH ABOUT HAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YOU GUYS ARE SOOOOOOO FUNNY XDDDDD
>>707348503
brutal!
>>707348854
The classic
>>707348966
>>707344495
You Son of a bitch
>>707347249
With that yee yee ass haircut
This thread is gold, keep it up
>>707347344
Man fuck the new iphone >:/
>>707347882
Water u doin!? Haha crazy white girl
>>707345067
I've been here since 2006, the ride never ends anon, and it never gets better.
>>707343967
>>707341840
>tacos with carnitas
fucking lost
>>707348037
hey, i know people from a couple of these bands, that's weird
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get on my level newfags
>>707349385
>>707349469
>>707349602
What gay shit is this?
/pol/brainwashee spotted
>>707349254
what website is this
>>707344888
Explain
>>707343927
At least someone tried
like i did?
>>707347663
>>707347185
Intersex and asexual. Because asexuals are totally oppressed like homosexuals
>>707347344
Wtf. Also nice dubs.
>>707350070
What the fuck
>>707348639
http://youtu.be/vFQWxAzJdRY
>>707345986
surprised they didn't lick it up.
>>707347249
Nigger memes need to die
>>707350458
Ohhhh its not a Actual baby... No wonder it didnt work /^\
>>707342787
> a real place
the annual Perkele and Ebin festivals
Nah.
>>707344970
I didn't know this was a cringe thread
>>707347568
got me at based milo
daferhimbo
>>707347882
Even ironic nigger memes need to die
>>707344817
Fucking hell
>>707344538
Totally true mate. It will feel sore after having the hardest cum in your life.
>>707351134
I don't get it
>>707350966
Rage comics make me want to die.
>>707344888
too soon motherfucker!
don't fucking mention it.
this is the one time /b/ went too far.
>>707350441
Was going to say so, but didn't want to admit I would be
>>707351289
Wait whats the sauce on this?
>>707351289
Ohh story time. Imma get my popcorn. Get started
>>707347186
this meme is from 2008
>>707343347
>ylyl thread
>posts dead body
10/10 would be edgy again
>>707348401
Still fuckable
>>707351576
And.
>>707343021
Just wait until you're 35
>>707344970
>All-gender
>Showing just two
>muh sides
Democratic national convention is on our side.
>>707344888
WHAT IS THE SAUCE
>>707348629
I appreciate them because they get my beautiful gear into the country
>>707346221
>>707351134
>>707351228
D-fence
Defense
In a bowling game tho
>be local lad
>work at a fucken mickey dum dums
>don't even know what the fuck I do man its just random shit
>need euros
>random drunkard comes in
>smells of grotty fucken piss
>'hey m8 u no where I can find a macca's round here'
>say 'm9 Ur in a fucken bloody dum dums for fuck sakes ya donut'
>drunkard gets mad over some shit says
> oi Ur a fucken weapon my lad I tell u
>tell him to either buy some or gtfo
>rubs wat looks like grits and ass on the wall
>have to clean the putrid hobo grease offnthe fucken wall and I make fucken shit money for that
>DYEL
>>707351833
>implying there are more than two genders
Libcuck detected
>>707344142
put a knife in her hand, would be more funny
>>707351403
>>707351898
Newfags
>>707347257
queer intersex asexual other.
>>707352014
still dont get it
>>707352085
Still no sauce
I missed out
>>707352024
Gave up half way. Was losing too many brain cells
>>707351982
I can't tell
>>707351134
>>707351228
D fence?! Where is the fun?
>>707347344
>>707341858
Kek
>>707345305
I'm Ukrainian, what's this "shaking"? Is that the motion the gun makes when you mow down Russians with a MG?
>>707339563
>nigger YLYL
>>707351148
same as you fam
>>707344888
too early bro, not cool
>>707352487
Lost
>>707346221
<how do i bluetext ?
>>707349014
Holy fucking shit. My sides
>>707344495
Funniest thing in this thread
>>707348311
share it then faggot
>>707344468
Stay Cheeki-breeki
>>707352106
Doesn't the LG part at the start kind of cover the Queer part? and wouldn't the Trans part cover the intersex part?
>>707348037
Party cannon is brutal
not exactly ylyl material
>>707344888
What's this all about?
>>707351619
actually I was just posting from my fap folder, but i put of wrong bord, surry noofag here
>>707352583
not funny
>>707349867
Fuck off newfag
>>707348037
if I were american I would actually go to this festival
I know 14 of these bands and yes Party cannon as well
>>707352954
Honestly its not worth worrying about. Everybody here is just overreacting
>>707348629
Condone cartel ctiminals? You think they all condone criminals, i dont know if you know but most of the mexicans dont like those fuckers. I agree on the other stuff though
>>707353012
>>707352583
>>707352297
Can someone try this?
>>707352076
good idea /b/bro, more fapable too
>>707352897
queer covers anything other than straight, so pansexual, bisexual, and asexual are all filed under "queer"
sometimes they say that the q stands for "questioning"
intersex means someone who was born a herm. it's such a small percentage of the population but these people still think they deserve their own letter in the acronym of "look at me i'm a victim"
>>707343027
Shared, this is gold
>>707349059Let me guess. You're a race-baiting welfare hypocrite who votes Democrat because "hurr durr racist i'm a victim."
Fucking get over it. Michael Brown was a criminal who got what he deserved, the black community gets what it deserves for glorifying gangbangers and criminal activity and holding themselves down by refusing to leave the Democrat welfare plantation. If they stopped bitching how their laziness was somehow the white man's fault and the Republicans' fault and the police's fault, they wouldn't be in the fucking mess they're in. Their schools are shitty and their communities are all crime-ridden slums because they don't give a shit about education or work ethic or personal responsibility because they think it's "acting white." Hell, every Democrat run city eventually turns into a crime-ridden ghetto. What, you faggots think acting like thugs is acting black and "keeping it real?" You dumbfucks are the first to bitch "profiling" when a gangbanging thug is perceived as such by society. You can't brag about being an insane criminal and then expect to be respected as though you were an upstanding citizen.
That's right. Society turned to shit the moment you socialist edgelords demanded all references to God and Christ be removed from society because you found it "offensive." You pretentious hypocrites are full of shit. You're not "offended;" you're a bunch of intolerant Christophobic bigots. You've never been oppressed and no have no fucking idea what real oppression is. Christians are being slaughtered, raped, and sold into slavery for their faith but you SJW faggots aren't saying a damn thing because you hate Christians and are glad to hear they're suffering. You condone those Islamic fanatics because they share your violent hatred towards the Christian faith while you cry "islamophobia" because Sharia is incompatible with Western democracy
>>707344888
What a sad story :(
>>707349254
>shiiit
lost
>>707348310
the Trump campaign and his army of le pepe the frog maymay trolls have destroyed the meanings of the words "cuck", "globalist", and "establishment". Now, those words all are just synonyms for "I don't agree with you and think you're stupid'
>>707340941
UPDATE WHEN
>>707349385Let me guess. You're a race-baiting welfare hypocrite who votes Democrat because "hurr durr racist i'm a victim."
Fucking get over it. Michael Brown was a criminal who got what he deserved, the black community gets what it deserves for glorifying gangbangers and criminal activity and holding themselves down by refusing to leave the Democrat welfare plantation. If they stopped bitching how their laziness was somehow the white man's fault and the Republicans' fault and the police's fault, they wouldn't be in the fucking mess they're in. Their schools are shitty and their communities are all crime-ridden slums because they don't give a shit about education or work ethic or personal responsibility because they think it's "acting white." Hell, every Democrat run city eventually turns into a crime-ridden ghetto. What, you faggots think acting like thugs is acting black and "keeping it real?" You dumbfucks are the first to bitch "profiling" when a gangbanging thug is perceived as such by society. You can't brag about being an insane criminal and then expect to be respected as though you were an upstanding citizen.
That's right. Society turned to shit the moment you socialist edgelords demanded all references to God and Christ be removed from society because you found it "offensive." You pretentious hypocrites are full of shit. You're not "offended;" you're a bunch of intolerant Christophobic bigots. You've never been oppressed and no have no fucking idea what real oppression is. Christians are being slaughtered, raped, and sold into slavery for their faith but you SJW faggots aren't saying a damn thing because you hate Christians and are glad to hear they're suffering. You condone those Islamic fanatics because they share your violent hatred towards the Christian faith while you cry "islamophobia" because Sharia is incompatible with Western democracy
>>707353177
no u
also dubs are checked
>>707350070Let me guess. You're a race-baiting welfare hypocrite who votes Democrat because "hurr durr racist i'm a victim."
Fucking get over it. Michael Brown was a criminal who got what he deserved, the black community gets what it deserves for glorifying gangbangers and criminal activity and holding themselves down by refusing to leave the Democrat welfare plantation. If they stopped bitching how their laziness was somehow the white man's fault and the Republicans' fault and the police's fault, they wouldn't be in the fucking mess they're in. Their schools are shitty and their communities are all crime-ridden slums because they don't give a shit about education or work ethic or personal responsibility because they think it's "acting white." Hell, every Democrat run city eventually turns into a crime-ridden ghetto. What, you faggots think acting like thugs is acting black and "keeping it real?" You dumbfucks are the first to bitch "profiling" when a gangbanging thug is perceived as such by society. You can't brag about being an insane criminal and then expect to be respected as though you were an upstanding citizen.
That's right. Society turned to shit the moment you socialist edgelords demanded all references to God and Christ be removed from society because you found it "offensive." You pretentious hypocrites are full of shit. You're not "offended;" you're a bunch of intolerant Christophobic bigots. You've never been oppressed and no have no fucking idea what real oppression is. Christians are being slaughtered, raped, and sold into slavery for their faith but you SJW faggots aren't saying a damn thing because you hate Christians and are glad to hear they're suffering. You condone those Islamic fanatics because they share your violent hatred towards the Christian faith while you cry "islamophobia" because Sharia is incompatible with Western democracy
I really, really like this thread
>>707353484
tl;dr
>>707341709
you made me fail you nigger
>>707353561
>>707353561
Yeah. Something is missing
>>707346031
>/
my sides
in orbit
>>707344888
for those who dont know:
Legend 1:
Okay, here's the story of the girl, she's was in Canada, and she died from drinking antifreeze.
Her name was Mary-Ann Rialeb, and she was at a party. It was at a college senior's apartment in Vancouver. His little brother had apparently spiked some drinks with antifreeze to try to get all the girls drunk really fast, but didn't realize it was poison and could kill them.The only one who actually drank any was Mary-Ann, and she had already had some drinks before then. She got really weird drunk and started complaining about not being able to see anything. She the guy (the senior's little bro, not the senior) convinced her to strip down and pose for some pictures. He left to get his camera and then when he came back he asked if it would be alright to snap some pictures. She didn't say anything so he assumed it was okay, and he took one or two pics. He then asked if she would change her position and pose but she still didn't say anything, so he moved her around. As he took the pictures, he was uploading them on the computer. It wasn't until he had snapped 4 pictures that he realized she wasn't breathing. The fourth picture, he had pulled her bra off. That one is very rare. But anyway, after that, he found she was dead and panicked and called an ambulance (after doing what he does best,) but the pictures were already up on the internet. When her mom found out, she got scared and was quoted as saying "I'm your dream, mind astray, I'm your eyes while youre away, I'm your pain while you repay.
Legend 2:
Someone has posted picture of her, and some /b/tards fapped on her picture and after a while poster said "You fapped to a dead girl".
>>707353177
function show_alert value="Show User" eval("x=10;y=20;document.write(x*y)");
>>707353880
obvious
>>707353517
I'm scared it's a b8 that ll fuck my computer
>>707353880
Well you're a moron
Poop-dick
>>707343347
Did she died
>>707348549
Cool copypasta
>>707349225
underated
>>707348383
U guis or ever were aintcha?
>>707354321
Shes in the olympics
>>707348243
Blood Incantation fucking rules.
>>707353858
Fucking thank you
>>707354224
Am I though?
<blue
>>707344495
Carlos in disguise
>>707354792
You didn't quote 2, just 1..
>>707343759
Story?
>>707354976
so naive
so new
so fag
>>707352663
so tru lol
