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Hello Anonymouse. I am the one and only God.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hello Anonymouse.

I am the one and only God.
The purpose of this thread is to ask questions to which you seek an answer.
I will answer them indirectly.

If your post number ends in an odd number the answer is No.
If your post number ends in an even number the answer is Yes.

This is the only message I will write.
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>>707337243
Am I in bed ATM?
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>>707337439
First post and ya lost good job dick
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Can I be more than friends with her
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Am i suicidal?
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>>707337243
fuck off ye cunt
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>>707337243
Will my gf ever give me head?


Well that is depressing
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>>707337243
Will I ever have a girlfriend?
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>>707337243
is there a god
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>>707337517
Now ur arguing with me? Fuck u mang its not like ur my real dad.
What are you like mentally 12 or retarded
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Is she going to cheat on me?
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>>707337243
am i gunna get sick?
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>>707337715
So ur just a dick?
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>>707337243
Is OP a giganting throbbing faggot?
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>>707337559
asking the same
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Hello Anonymouse.

I am the one and only God.
The purpose of this thread is to ask questions to which you seek an answer.
I will answer them indirectly.

If your post number ends in an odd number the answer is No.
If your post number ends in an even number the answer is Yes.

This is the only message I will write.
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>>707337243
is op a faggot?
>>
Hello Anonymouse.

I am the one and only God.
The purpose of this thread is to ask questions to which you seek an answer.
I will answer them indirectly.

If your post number ends in an odd number the answer is No.
If your post number ends in an even number the answer is Yes.

This is the only message I will write.
And if you don't reply your mom dies in her sleep no immunities allowed.
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>>707337243
Like a I would believe a fucking snail.
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>>707337887
Well case closed
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>>707337243
>god
>smug anime poster

Get out.
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>>707337243
Am I right in my convictions?
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will i live a happy life
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>>707338065
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>>707337243
13yo spotted....
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Will your mother die in her sleep tonight?
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I'm not boss-eyed enough to read this shit...
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>>707337243
I've been learning for 18 yrs, still I can't tell the difference between even and odd without checking on the dictionary. Am I special?
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am i going to heaven?
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Will she still want to date me even after I went full retard?
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>>707337243
will i ever win the lottery?
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>>707337243
op is a troll
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am i going to hell?
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>>707338507
k will it happen
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>>707337243
is this a joke
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>>707338367
I had to check too
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should I kill myself?
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>>707337243
Have I got a large penis?
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Will I be a millionaire soon?
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Will I get to fuck Heather soon?
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Read my mind
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Does she love me?
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>>707338729
Now I feel less retarded, thank you anon
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Will I get to fuck Heather eventually?
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Are blacks functioning members of society?
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Will I fuck 999 girls in my lifetime ?
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>>707337243
are you real?
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>>707339170
Is eventually before the end of 2016?
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>>707337243
Should all girls do anal?
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>>707339251
By the middle of 2017?
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Have I ever put my dick up a girls ass?
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>>707339292
Will she enjoy it?
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>>707339273
Datt disapointment....
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Should I an hero?
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>>707339343
Will she do it by choice?
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>>707337243
I don't speak Nintendo, bitch
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Are you Spiderman?
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Have I ever kissed a guy?
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>>707339391
Shits getting interesting now.
Will she be unconcious?
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>>707337243
do you suck cocks?
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Do I have a penis?
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>>707339434
Will she find out I fucked her?
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>>707339479
Good enough for me. Fuck her in her sleep sometime in the first half of 2017 and she won't find out. Thanks G O D!
Should I cum in her pussy?
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>>707339221
Yea dude, that's god
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>>707339588
Even dubs. Must be a necessity for this too work.
Will I also get to cum in her mouth at some point and have her swallow it?
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>>707339698
Nice, thanks again..
Will this happen after a consensual blow job eventually?
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>>707339749
Will it be a non-consensual blow job ?
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Do you hate gays
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>>707339802
Holy shit I'll be a sex ninja....
Will she be assuming she is blowing someone else???
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>>707337243
Bro, you may be the only god, but I'm godlike. And deicide seems fun.
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>>707339853
Will she be drunk?
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Am I a newfag, neckbeard faggit?
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>>707339884
Ah. Should I take pics and vids?
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Will I ever get underage pussy again?
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>>707337243
charlie and i got any chance?
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>>707339942
Will this guy be a convicted pedo at some point?
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>>707337243
Where is the clitoris?
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>>707337243
How high am I right now?
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>>707337243
should i message her now
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>>707337243
Should I look for a better job
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>>707339988
wow even dubs. that's a good sign. should I go ahead with my plan to leave for california?
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Will I get to fuck brooke???
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>>707340084
Will she swallow?
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>>707337243
will you suck my ass?
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>>707340117
Will I cum in her ass?
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Every answer in this thread is false.
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Will me and her be together?
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Will I get caught masterbating
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>>707340164
Paradox achieved.
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>>707340146
Fuck yea! Do I get to fuck her on multiple ocassions?
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>>707340019
Thanks bro

Will he get gangraped by aids infected niggers?
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>>707340241
Shit.
Can I give her a facial too?
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>>707340244
Truth hurts.. not as much as the gangrape tho
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>>707337243
will i ever be happy
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Will she marry me?
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>>707340281
Fuck will she suck my cock just a little before we fuck?
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Rollliinngggro
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Hello Anonymouse.

Will I be an overgod any day?
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Will I ever get to fuck kendall
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Will I ever get to fuck kendyl again?
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Will I ever get to see Lisa's tits?
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Will there ever be some sort of success or fulfillment in my life?
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>>707337243
is there a heaven and hell???
or can we do as we please no right or wrong?
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>>707337243
will I ever complete my dream?
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Will I ever fuck olivia?
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>>707340500
Nioce
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>>707337243
Am i ever going to get a tatoo?
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god will i ever get trips?
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Will I ever fuck a celebrity?
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Will I get another tattoo soon?
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Will I ever get to fuck Taylor
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Is the toilet I'm about to shit in actually a mimic?
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>>707337243
Am i going to get laid this week?
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Will I ever get to play with Taylor's ass
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>>707340665
Rerolling for this guy
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Will I ever get to see nudes of taylor
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>>707340777
and there's the trips
nice one
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Will I die this year?
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Y or n
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>>707340777
Such a kind soul. I don't know if your trips are good or bad though odd but all 7s....
May this gentleman have all his wishes come true.
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>>707337243
will I get a gf soon??
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are feminists right?
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>>707337243
Will I ever travel to america?
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Will glorious emperor trump defeat the evil hilldawg?
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Are we all doomed under the hand of hillary
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Should we all flee the country now
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>>707340672
Ok but what about the other shitter?
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Kek is that you?
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am I a faggot?
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>>707341152
alrighty then
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Will I ever find my own sun?
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>>707337243
will the kush i have be dank?
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>>707337243
Will i get laid before im 21?
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>>707337899
>>707337953
>anonymouse
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>>707337243
will i find true love?
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Will I ever find the one?
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>>707337243 Will I kiss the girl I met last summer this saturday?
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>>707337243
will i find love ever?
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>>707341444
Hell yeah anon
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>>707337243
Will i ever get with the spanish girl?
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>>707341515
lol
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>>707337243
are you sure?
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Should i kill myself?
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>>707341444
yes and 3 times!
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>>707337243
does she love me?
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Will i get laid before im 21?
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>>707341515
Rerolling for anon!
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>>707337243

is my wish going to be granted in this 2 months?
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>>707337243
Does she like me, for real?
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>>707337243
is op a faggot?
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>>707337953
What are frogs?
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>>707337243
Are you a cuck?
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I am God?
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Should I kill my self next year if my life does not get better?
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Will life get any better?
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Did the jews deserve it?
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Answer
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Do you even exist?
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Is my girlfriend cheating?
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should I do it?
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>>707337243
Will the answer to this question be no?
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>>707337243
is it too late
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Will I be happy with my life when its close to over ?
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>>707337243
Am i a psychopath/sociopath?
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>>707337243
kek is the only god.
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>>707337243
fuck off nigger
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Is polyamory really a good life choice for me?
I think I can get into it, and I really fucking like this girl, but at the end of the day is it going to make me happy or is it going to make me freak the fuck out and just add stress into my life.
I mean my god, I had a hard enough time finding this one and convincing her I'm not an axe murdering asshole, how the fuck do I find a second one?
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>>707343931
fuck it, who cares if it's a good life choice.
>>
Whyd she stop texting me.. will we ever pick back up?
>>
Hello Anonymouse.

I am the one and only God.
The purpose of this thread is to ask questions to which you seek an answer.
I will answer them indirectly.

If your post number ends in an odd number the answer is Y e s.
If your post number ends in an even number the answer is Yes.

This is the only message I will write.
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>>707337243
is this post number odd?
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>>707337243
Will the god emperor win ?
>>
Will any girl come to me and ask me if I want to be her friend?
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Will I someday have many great blessings I can pass on to my friends and family?
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>>707337243
Will Donald Trump be the next president of the U.S.?
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>>707342152
obviously
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Should I do it?
>>
are you gay?
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>>707337243
>I am the one and only God.
You're death? How about you go fuck yourself into oblivion then.
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>>707337953
nyicckers
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would i be happier if i left my girlfriend and found another?
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Does spider have pusspuss?
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>>707337243
Does my girlfriend really love me?
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>>707337243
y O u l O s T M e a T H e L l O.. S o M e T h I n G A b O u T P o S t S W i T h y E s a N d n O ..
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will i ever be happy in life?
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>>707337243
I am Ronald. Dam dam buuu!
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>>707337243
You spelled anon wrong you dumb fuck
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will my waifu ever be real?
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>>707337243
should I just forget about her?
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>>707339925
You've properly made me kek.
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>>707347637
lol
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Is it true?
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will rhiannon suck my dick tomorrow?
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>>707344507
this
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>>707337243
will i ever get the succ
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is my friend gay
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will i ever have a female friend
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>>707349717
really
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does she like me?
>>
Am I going to find love in 2016?
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Ok... Am I going to find love in the next five years?
>>
Damn. Is anybody ever going to love me?
>>
>>707337243
Will I live to see next year?
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>>707350076
And will this be before 2025?
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>>707337243

are we getting back together any time soon?
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>>707337243
Are your answers real?
>>
>>707344263
are you and faggot
>>
Will my life ever have any meaning on this earth?
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>>707337243
should cp be legal?
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>>707337243
Will i ever be happy?
>>
>>707350327
Should I kill myself right now?
>>
>>707337243
Will humans ever achive what will call utopia today?
>>
Do all those people really like me or are they just pretending?
>>
>s̢͉͖̫̗̗pa̠̝̙c̖͉̤̦͎̺͙e͓͈̣̝̗̤s͓͖̬̜͉͔ ̛b̪̯͇̤̮͝ḛt̟̺̪̖̠̗̺w̞͍̜e̡͔ͅͅe̦̫͍̙̱̭͜ͅn҉͖̯̦ͅ l͚͠e̮t̤͖͞t͇e̶̩r̝͉s̹̯͈̩̠̙͜
>i̻͇̞͚͚̙̙ ̥́ą̙̮̳̪̥̬m̟͝ ̳̖̭̭͜g̛̗͈o̻̘̳̣̰d̢͍̝̹̙̣
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>>707337559
Roll
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>>707350368
GOD HAS SPOKEN!
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>>707337243
If I ask her out will her answer be yes?
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Will I ever be a anime waifu
>>
ay am i gonna die of this mycotoxins fam
>>
but do it even be like i think it do tho
>>
Is it true?
>>
>>707337243
Will I ever fuck a 8/10 or more?
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>>707344507
roll
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>>707350818
By your increasingly lowered standards, yes.
>>
Is it?
>>
What about this?
>>
What about that?
>>
Will i ever a get a beautiful gf?
>>
Will i go to heaven?
>>
>>707337953
fug u asshat
>>
Will i live a very happy life?
>>
>>707351347
Absolutely not.
>>
rolling for dubs
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>>707337243
Will i be rich?
>>
>>707351432
>shit so close
reroll
>>
https://discord.gg/RPxVg
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will i find eternal true love this month
>>
will 4chan be shut down permanently by the end of the week?
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>>707337243


God, I did not know you liked Japanese anime.
>>
Will i ever be rich?
>>
will i ever be rich
>>
Will she ever love me again?
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>>707351958
>>707351896
>>707351463

Will they ever be rich?
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Are you a giant fucking asshole or what?
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Does the bitch really like me or what
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Well does that other bitch like me or what
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>>707352460
>>707352638
Im on a fuckin roll ok so does that other bitch also like me
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>>707337243
Does she love me
>>
>>707337243
will i ever not be a loser?
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Does Amanda like me?
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>>707337243
Am I ever going to be rich?
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Will I ever get a Astro Morpher?
>>
O k o p
>>
Hello Anonymouse.
I am the one and only God.
The purpose of this thread is to ask questions to which you seek an answer.
I will answer them indirectly.
If your post number ends in an odd number the answer is Yes.
If your post number ends in an even number the answer is Yes.
This is the only message I will write.
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Will I fuck this one girl in my class
>>
Does she love me?
>>
Will dicks ever start growing out my eyes? I've been waiting for years, and they're still just normal eyes.
>>
Will I have sex tommorow
>>
Does she love ME
>>
Are you a faggot?
>>
>>707337243
Should I suck cock?
>>
Are you dead OP?
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Where will she tell me she l0ves me
>>
>>707337243
does she still like me
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>>707354148
Nice.
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>>707337715
fuqqed
>>
>>707354219
Well I don't care if you don't think it's nice I do.
>>
will I become a wizard?
>>
>>707337243
Why OP is always a faggot?
>>
Does the other girl love me
>>
>>707354314
Will this guy become the best cocksucker in the world?
>>
How about the other one
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>>707354314
>>707354378
You lucky bastard. Great cock sucking skills and magic.
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>>707337243
is it over or what fam
>>
This is a good thread.
>>
will i die?
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>>707337243
Hi moot
>>
Blacks aren't people
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How bout the other
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Will I make good money at this new job tomorrow
>>
Will I fuck her this year
>>
Will I have all A's?
>>
Will I become fucking rich
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will i find someone soon
>>
>>707354794
Will this guy become poor and ugly again after he got rich?
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Will she ever love me?
>>
I'm cool?
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do i get to smash?
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Does god support pedophilia?
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>>707337243
Does he like me back?
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